Mei needs fatter breasts. This is non-negotiable.
They need to be gigantic and have some of the best breast physics seen in any game.
They need to be so large that it actually effects her play style. Her default run speed needs to be slower, jumping causes damage to her and she has lowered jump height. Give her an option to sheathe her weapon and grab on to her fat breasts to hold them in place while she runs a little faster.
Also her coat needs to have obviously burst open at some point and her breasts just hang out. Clothed obviously since that would just be obscene.
Her voice lines also need to reflect this. >"Hey slow down guys, I'm not as fast as I used to be!" >"Oh... this is going to be a bumpy ride isn't it? I don't like bumpy rides..." >"Maybe if you were looking up at my gun instead you'd have noticed it was pointed at you."
In return she should have more health, natural damage resistance, and knockback resistance. If she sprints in to people, they will be knocked about as well - particularly useful if they're frozen and next to an edge.
Finally she should be reclassified as a Support and have the option to lactate in to disposable bottles which she can toss out as medkits to her team, or just drink it herself and heal.
lol
>video was recorded with a phone
Cringe on so many levels.
kino
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was he supposed to screen record, edit in vegas pro, render it then put it back into his phone to upload to tik tok?
morons
>starts raping
Glad to see Blizzard are still committed to removing everything that makes a hero unique or fun
The artillery part still makes him very unique.
what, like half the ultimates in the game are some variation on calling down an airstrike
Who? Targeting anywhere on the map reminds me more of that one guy in Valorant, makes timing pushes strong.
why the frick are they trying to completely change this entire game?
blizzard has 0 talent working there in 2021. make a new game or frick off
Mei needs fatter breasts. This is non-negotiable.
They need to be gigantic and have some of the best breast physics seen in any game.
They need to be so large that it actually effects her play style. Her default run speed needs to be slower, jumping causes damage to her and she has lowered jump height. Give her an option to sheathe her weapon and grab on to her fat breasts to hold them in place while she runs a little faster.
Also her coat needs to have obviously burst open at some point and her breasts just hang out. Clothed obviously since that would just be obscene.
Her voice lines also need to reflect this.
>"Hey slow down guys, I'm not as fast as I used to be!"
>"Oh... this is going to be a bumpy ride isn't it? I don't like bumpy rides..."
>"Maybe if you were looking up at my gun instead you'd have noticed it was pointed at you."
In return she should have more health, natural damage resistance, and knockback resistance. If she sprints in to people, they will be knocked about as well - particularly useful if they're frozen and next to an edge.
Finally she should be reclassified as a Support and have the option to lactate in to disposable bottles which she can toss out as medkits to her team, or just drink it herself and heal.
Only then might the game be fun and balanced.
>5v5
GET OFF BASTION IM USING HIM
>reports you
>take fun character
>ruin him
Classic China Blizzard.