most positive reviews are from people with like 0.2 hours last i checked
i like cats and all but you cant convince me this game isn't a disappointment
>instead of being a game with freedom where you're a normal stray cat, it's a 4 hour sony tier walking sim with '' CLIMB HERE '' prompts >shortly into the game you get a robot that lets you engage with human language >enemies that you start literally blasting with beams and explosions lol
you can't tell me this shit is actually appealing to anyone that avidly plays vidya, nor that they didn't change their plans and direction, completely dumbing down the game from what was once meant to be a project of greater scope
give me a cat game where i have freedom and am just a normal cat that can't understand human language
>give me a cat game where i have freedom and am just a normal cat that can't understand human language
This. I don't give a shit that the cat doesn't jump like fricking mario. I don't want that.
I care that he doesn't use his night vision, advanced smells, reflexes and climbing to it's fullest and doesn't have mechanics and challenges based around being a cat exploring an interesting world.
>most positive reviews are from people with like 0.2 hours last i checked
People always get shit for saying a game is bad before finishing it, but nobody calls out people who praise games before even finishing them
society
into the game you get a robot that lets you engage with human language
This is where it stopped being 10/10. I don't want this anthropomorphic shit. Get it away from me. We need more games of animals just being animal bros
>instead of being a game with freedom where you're a normal stray cat, it's a 4 hour sony tier walking sim with '' CLIMB HERE '' prompts
And just exactly did you NOT realise that was the case until you fricking played it?
Every video shown since release looks the same as the trailers leading up to launch.
Fricking morons, I swear. Better to be cynical on shown game footage and be proved wrong than to be oblivious and disappointed.
Yes, the cat CANNOT jump without a prompt, there's no player controlled platforming at all. It is quite literally a walking simulator.
have you ever seen a cat jumping randomly to get somewhere?
or do they aim for a specific spot on the target and jump exactly there?
it's obviously the latter, which is why there's jumping prompts, and if there weren't you'd be complaining the platforming is too hard, that it need wider landing areas, that the game has artificial difficulty if you die or get hurt if you miss jumps cause they're very missable etc
adding to this, with the exception of small platforms like planks, radiators, neon signs etc, the prompts aren't fixed, they move along the target platform, so the game does not actually have fixed jumping prompts
I can't fricking take it bros it's been 3 years but my cat got so sick randomly and we had to put him down, he wouldve been 7 a few days ago
it's not FAIRRRRRRR
Sorry bro, i lost a cat to a reckless driver down our quiet road, she was only 1 and was a stray when we moved in there, unfortunately she wasn't scared of the road or cars at all and i could see this happening but she was a stray and i couldn't just lock her inside all day and night. I just wish i taught her to fear cars.
Absolute facts.
Cats are an invasive specie to the vast majority of countries they were introduced to, and often destroy lots of local wildlife by just hunting and killing it.
And you can't blame them for it, that's just their instincts.
It's also generally safer for a cat to be kept in a house. It'll have plenty of space, all the owner has to do is interact with it from time to time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's also generally safer for a cat to be kept in a house.
yeah, no fricking shit. it's probably also safer to keep them stuck in a room they can't leave.
pic is one of my moms new kittens, her name is jackie chan
2 years ago
Anonymous
I agree it’s safer to keep your cats indoors.
Muh invasive species is a shit argument though. White man is an invasive species but we conquested the abos and brought our superior european animals with us. Natives can fricking deal with it or go extinct.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's also safer for me to stay inside as well but that doesn't stop me from having a life
I'm really sorry for your loss dude, I'm not a pet person but I know that it can hurt a lot
HOWEVER I have been commanded by the comment above you, forgive me
>THIS GAME SUCKS STOP SAYING ITS GOOD SHAZAM HELP ME PLEASE OH GOD FRICK THIS GAME ITS DOGSHIT DOGSHIT DOGSHIT STOP SAYING ITS FUN CATS PUT PARASITES IN YOUR BRAIN IT WAS MADE BY israeliteS WHO THE FRICK WOULD PLAY SOMETHING MADE BY israeliteS COMON V PLEASE HATE THSI GAME PLEASE OH PLEASE GOOOOOOOOOOD
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “Ganker is wrong again”
based, frick the joyless loser homosexuals of Ganker I am enjoying the cat game and not a single Ganker homosexual will be able to diminish said enjoyment. I hope my enjoyment of cat game makes anon seethe
based, frick the joyless loser homosexuals of Ganker I am enjoying the cat game and not a single Ganker homosexual will be able to diminish said enjoyment. I hope my enjoyment of cat game makes anon seethe
Cats are whatever but this game is bad and you are homosexuals. Simple as
Let normalgays play whatever they want. You weebtards literally like to handwave any criticism against bad games like NM3, RF5, Mario sports shovelwares and other Switch wagglans with "It's fun!" Normalgays find Stray fun, what's wrong with that?
You're the one b***hing about people having opinions about the game. The game is done, you can play it all you want, you can even like it. What do you get out of complaining and crying about peoples opinions on a mongolian basket weaving forum? It's a fricking walking simulator with a few prompts every now and then, dude. Sure, the visuals are nice, but it's hardly a game. Cats are known for their agility and being able to jump, so why not make it a platformer game instead? That would be too hard and this was easier to do, so the devs got lazy. And you are too lazy to play actual video games because you have to put effort into them. Lazy game for lazy people.
>since the nanosecond the game launched theres been multiple threads spamming the board having full on meltdowns because this game is popular >how DARE you talk bad about the schizos spamming everything
Cope. Changs will rule the world while your shithole of a country collapses.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You have no room to talk about shit colllapsing, you subhuman insect.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I bet the people behind the guy who stopped and backed up were pissed and honking like mad until the building fell.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And I bet they all lined up to buy him a beer afterwards.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So how's your country btw?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Small pockets of urban communist morons doing moronic urban communist shit is meaningless. Your infrastructure is collapsing EVERYWHERE because you're cheap insects with no concept of quality. You wanna talk about a country collapsing? Yours is doing it in the most literal sense possible.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So we're not going to acknowledge the "quality" of American infrastructure?
2 years ago
Anonymous
...Are you really using a building getting bombed by Israelis as an example of 'infrastructure quality'? I take it back, you're most assuredly a israelite.
the lack of self-awareness toxos have is bizarre, nothing wrong with loving an animal, but the fact that just having a cat, arguably the most popular pet, is enough to sell a game is bizarre
I see that there's a lot of profit to be made on toxoplasmosis controlled NPCs. >omg le cute caterino walking simulaterino!!!!1
I wonder the average testosterone level of someone who plays shit like this.
Here's the deal:
Yes it's a walking sim and movie like game
However it's a very pleasant, cute and soulful 3-4 hour experience
The graphics, music and art style are superb too
The devs succeeded at want they wanted to use it for with excellence
Now, is it worth 25 bucks? Maybe, if you want to support more stuff like this being made but not based on what it is or the play time
I rate games on the basis of what it tried to be and whether it achieved it that goal or not and this is a 8/10 in that regard
Just pirate it and enjoy it in one sitting on a lazy evening
no anon you can only be a fanboy or a hater reasonable opinions in the middle are unacceptable now start calling cats shit animals and posting animal cruelty webms of them like you're supposed to
Nice post homie
Rating is varied like that too, most people can't understand it.
It's why you need both points scores and % of reviews, so you can grade the overall quality as well the reception of the fanbase.
from what ive read this is more of a sony moviegame type of deal where its very linear and there isnt much gameplay to speak of. sony movies and cats are popular so why wouldnt a cat moviegame be popular too i guess
They're comparing this game to JOURNEY... lmfao. At least you have full control of your character in journey and aren't literally on rails and have to press a single button to progress in a false platformer.
>being driven extinct by historical fact and lack of breeding opportunity?
what country are you in? we have more kids than you and just saying "historical fact" tells me you're just moronic. am i right?
totally opposite
dog people in cities are huge homosexuals and mostly women who frick them
pitbulls are literally "white guilt: the animal" and they should all be eliminated
The American litmus test is when you validly point out that America sucks and they deflect to literally every topic but the fact that America is a shithole propped up by decrepit old people straight out of a Hollywood soap opera.
This is bad, how? You're financially supported and protected from homelessness until you can support yourself, somehow this is bad to Americans.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're nation is so pointless, no one will ever have a reason to mention it while you come to an American website using your American internet to consume American media to b***h about America kek. You're an American and don't even know it son.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This website is owned by Good Smile Co, a Japanese company and it discusses Japanese media.
burgers are brain washed on politics, the god, the brands and schizo theories from the moment they learn their first letter, you have to just learn to treat americans online as like monkeys in a zoo, you just point at them but don't go near them lest they throw their feces at you let alone go into the fricking enclosure
This is how I feel. I am just tired of seeing cats literally everywhere in everything for no reason. I am legitimately considering filtering as many cat related memes as I possibly can at some point.
So I can keep dealing with deranged cat autists like you everyday. I love seeing your stupid fricking webm of an ugly rattish newborn kitten making a gross face or having a big head or whatever or stupid shit you find amusing for some reason. I just need to keep living so I can have these disgusting creatures shoved down my throat every fricking day. Get it? The joke is that they are nasty and they look weird! That is so funny hahahahahaha cate maek fune face!!!1
I have suspicion that a lot of the toxoposting is a dedicated schizo who has managed to avoid outing or doxing themselves like many other mentally Ganker spammers do.
I actually started the toxo meme a few years ago, started spamming it on Ganker and posting infographics, the exact format and style of toxo posters is basically the same as what I was posting but I can confirm that it's not me who makes all the toxo posts. I think I just found a way of creating endless seethe that trolls have latched onto.
Interesting... Ganker is a fertile breeding ground for seething so I understand the motivation. You tell them you feed your pet the wrong food according to them and they will call for your death and torture.
Just like cats in real life turn people gay with their bacteria, cats in videogames turn people into rating cucks. Truly saddening how cats continue to ruin society
when even a creature with a brain the size of your thumb wants nothing to do with you, people like OP can only cope their their trauma in certain ways.
Nah, I liked it, but it does have a minor political commentary when you collect memories for the robot that aids you. They blame it on capitalism for the city's decay.
>Make game about cats, one of the more interesting animals in regards to how they can move >Completely ignore any kind of interesting movement mechanics
What were they thinking!?
I didn't really understand the absurd hype behind this game. I can understand people going "Oh sweet, game where you play a cat, looks neat", but the absurd level of hype it built up kinda baffled me. Did people even know what kinda game it was? Because I didn't until it came out, and then I saw somebody play it and I was like "Oh there's not really... Gameplay, huh." It's functionally an incredibly linear 'adventure' game at best.
But it's not even an adventure game! That's an insult to Sam & Max, Grim Fandango, Syberia and Riven / Myst and so on. It's a game where you put shapes in the holes and do basic things that require no intuition or anything. You can LITERALLY PRESS DOWN ON THE D-PAD and the mech drone instantly tells you what to do next. No effort on your part at all.
Imagine playing fricking Maniac Mansion and any time you press F1 the game just explains what to do.
i remember playing a demo of this game at a walmart, or target, when i was a kid
musta been shit, cuz i eventually got some thing that let me play burnt games, and i pretty much played every PS2 game i wanted, and never downloaded dogs life lol
the ps2 is based af
>pet frickers
youre all smelly morons nose blind to your odors, if you have any pet your home and you by extension, stink. i also assume you have done something sexual with your pet regardless
>check reviews >meow meow XDDDD KITTY GOES MEOW MEOW THERE'S A MEOW BUTTON SO GOOD 10/10
sure it's a mediocre walking simulator but you can meow meow ;^))
90% of all steam reviews are like this. It's really fricking annoying trying to get an idea of what a game is like and what the playerbase has to say, but you're only treated to shitty jokes and reddit memes
Please stop acting like there are more than a handful of people left in the shazam discord and that their mentally ill attention seeking behavior is in any way a consensus.
I wonder how many of these people screaming about people who bouught/played this having toxoplasmosis are the same joyless losers who got filtered by inside job bc "BUT FEMINISM" since reagan ridley has a successful career and is a hapa
>>all the owner has to do is interact with it from time to time.
Lol catgays don't interact with anything, they just got a cat so they won't be alone, but they're still alone because they got an animal that doesn't love them.
You really have no idea how needy cats can be. They're not all like how you probably imagine them. All my dogs want is for me to throw shit for them a couple times a day. The cat will not chill the frick out unless I give it my undivided attention for like 30 minutes every 3 hours. She's a sweet thing compared to most cats, but she's so fricking stubborn about getting her way.
yeah my sister adopted a new cat a few months ago and he's a 4 or 5 year old big orange guy and he craves attention all day. homie just wants to sit on my belly and give me headbutts
No cat jumps at free will like a wahoo bing jumpman, they always calculate their distances and heights. That being said yes, it's a bit shitty that only certain platforms can be jumped on and are bounded to press X to jump.
Well nobody would give you flack if you counted any wild cat instead but I bet you are thinking you are benevolent for not counting large cats like lions and shit.
Catgays cry as they'd be the first to off themselves by jumping into an enclosure and cleansing the genepool
>dosmetic pet is being killed by said dangerous animals >"Heh, catgays *buzzwords* It's a zoo, what did you expect? I mean every zoo has housecats being eaten on display."
Have a soul you fricking gays.
The general discussion page on steam has at least 10 pages of people complaining about people who dont like the game, yet not one post hating on it. The negative comments are getting yeeted.
What type of overwhelming positive 95% game has entire forums filled with people defending their game like this.
All these people coming on here to defend the game and its length
Just goes to show they've already finished it and have nothing else to do. You're proving our point. Thanks.
proving which point?
you're supposed to move on from games once you experience their content once
are you some type of autistic poor loser who keeps replaying the same few games over and over?
>>THIS GAME SUCKS STOP SAYING ITS GOOD SHAZAM HELP ME PLEASE OH GOD FRICK THIS GAME ITS DOGSHIT DOGSHIT DOGSHIT STOP SAYING ITS FUN CATS PUT PARASITES IN YOUR BRAIN IT WAS MADE BY israeliteS WHO THE FRICK WOULD PLAY SOMETHING MADE BY israeliteS COMON V PLEASE HATE THSI GAME PLEASE OH PLEASE GOOOOOOOOOOD > >For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “Ganker is wrong again”
This.
it's 100% buyer's remorse, they're trying to justify their purchase. hard.
>$30 for this game is fine because "I prefer fun and high quality 6 hours game than 100+ hours of boring ubisoft shit" >game is actually sub 4 hours, LQ and not even fun
You piece of shit, I hope next time you drink, you swallow it wrong and spend 5 minutes coughing while the people around you keep asking if you're okay.
Finished the game last name.
At first was really disappointing because I thought this was going to be an open world game with tons of platforming where you play as a cat.. in reality the game is a mismatch of different genres that I grew to enjoy but I'd the first couple of hours were rough to get through, mostly because of the movement options the game provides, namely the contextual button jumps.
Played it last night on stream for about 2 hours and felt like I pretty much beat the game. Would be a lot better and a lot longer if I could just jump freely - then at least a bit of the game would be figuring out the routes. Instead it plays for you, just hold run and "X" and you're good.
something I was thinking while playing it - maybe you can't control the jumps because cats don't typically miss jumps? if we could choose all the jumps (play the game) maybe we'd miss jumps, and that's not catlike bros
I see that there's a lot of profit to be made on toxoplasmosis controlled NPCs. >omg le cute caterino walking simulaterino!!!!1
I wonder the average testosterone level of someone who plays shit like this.
God it is so fascinating to see the discourse on this game evolve since it came out yesterday. I'm finding myself addicted to scrolling through the Steam discussions because they are the ONLY place besides Ganker where people are overwhelmingly dissatisfied with a supposedly kino game.
I'm basically done with Stray after 2 hours and I am confident in saying it is the most 5 / 10 experience I've ever had. This alone is apparently a toxic mindset.
Game is cute, atmospheric , the robots arent that bad and the visuals are really nice(something that is almost a given at this point in this age).
As a platformer and as a cat game where you are cat and go around being a stary, it just doesnt do that at all
Literally nothing wrong with that.
The difference being >walking sim with full on LGBT woke shit garbage strong lesbian steroid woman golfing the face off of white straight male >walking sim with cute cat doing cute things
I don't need to try hard to fit in your loose homosexual ass you punk ass homie, b***h you wasn't even good dropping combos and doing all that weird shit you dimwit stupid Black person. Get that Black person outta my screen.
"Did you know orange tabby cats are typically male? In fact, up to 80 percent of orange tabbies are male, making orange female cats a bit of a rarity. According to the BBC's Focus Magazine, the ginger gene in cats works a little differently compared to humans; it is on the X chromosome."
Another little known fact - cats actually store their balls deep in their stomach cavity to avoid getting snagged on obstacles when running and jumping.
That's quite intuitive. Once I hit my grandma's dog in the nuts on accident when I was tossing a roll of duct tape to my dad. He let out a mortified yelp. I felt bad but my dad thought it was hilarious.
>CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS
I feel like I'm in pre-school again. Is it too much for you c**ts to like both animals?
>owning da Gankerirgins
anon, Gankerirgins own themselves
/v/irgins get mad when people play a cat game
/v/irgins jump through hoops to justify why playing a cat game is "ideologically impure"
/v/irgins get mad when a woman in a video game has blue hair
/v/irgins get mad when they see a black eprson
/v/irgins mald at everything and anything
you don't need to "own Gankerirgins"
they are perfectly capable of owning themselves, by merely existing
Strange attraction to cats, feeling generally weak, weak immune system, mild psychotic problems. These are the chronic symptoms, and acute symptoms involve skin problems, mild fever and headaches.
/x/ says skinwalkers infiltrated the ancient Egyptian monarchy so freemasons could summon gnostic aliens to end the Kali Yuga so I wouldn't be too sure about tha.
I don't get why there has to be such an extreme reaction, it's like this board is full of children. It's a decent enough game from what I've played, nothing too special however but not the kind of game that deserves this special attention beyond the fact that Sony decided to make it a day one exclusive which doesn't show a lot of confidence. It's a bit of an oversight there's no photo mode, I would've thought that'd be something of a given.
Of course Ganker would be seething about this game.
My main issue is how deceptively demanding this game is on my toaster. I thought it would be simple but I was wrong. I've had to knock down all the settings to their lowest and run resolution at 720p or whatever it was.
Unironically boring as frick. Nearly everything is scripted or heavily magnetic. I feel like I have no real agency and I have to do what most 4reddit NPCs are expected to do.
Did you know that infection with the toxoplasmosis parasite can cause a increase in risk associated behaviours and decision making? It isnt exactly understood how, other than the infection leaving cysts on the brain that can increase dopamine production.
In simple terms, having a cat can cause you to develop a "disorder" that causes you to get more enjoyment from things that would grant you enjoyment normally. Meaning you're more likely to take risks for that juicy juicy reward
That sounds dangerous, you might say. However a study of entrepreneurs found that those infected with the Toxoplasmosis parasite earned on average $6,000 a year more than those without.
Call it mind control if you like. I call it "Alpha influence"
Fun game but this is like the worst cat design they could have choose. I honestly wish they had cat customization, I prefer white or black cats
Also yeah it's not a platformer and that's extremely lame, even if the game picks up with other gameplay elements.
The PC version has the typical UE4 stutter and that's terrible also.
Very impressive TAA and TSR upscaling however. It literally looks like true 4K on a 4K TV even with half res scale.
It's really just an average game that nobody would give a shit about if it wasn't for the cats honestly even if there are some cute moments.
Now where's the catgirl game?
>The PC version has the typical UE4 stutter
With how well-optimized old versions of UE were, it's shocking how terrible UE4 has been. Such a terrible engine that gives even Unity a run for its money.
it's shit. I got bored within minutes of playing it. Like what the frick. Why can't I jump by myself? Where is the players "fear" of falling down, misjumping and dying?
GamerGate, Black person. I guarantee you're going to downplay it like the communist scum that you are, but it made everyone on this site aware of the israeli menace on some level.
My cat is nearly 18 years old and while it does show some signs of old age(sleeps more, eyes are losing their color, white whiskers, etc), he's still pretty active, still plays a lot before he gets tired, still has his 3am zoomies moments, still jumps on high level furniture and drops from it without intermediate steps, etc, what does it mean?
>words words words words words >and to top it off, here's a projection of me to you
2 years ago
Anonymous
How many dog buttholes have you smelled today you homosexual furry
2 years ago
Anonymous
>immediately turns to the sexual
You are a mentally ill cretin, and you are proving my thesis right that all catgays are mentally ill. Thanks for that, I guess.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Good luck with your mental illness, furcuck
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i know you are but what am i
You are mentally 12. Estradiol is lowering your IQ.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>words words words words words words words
Lol. Lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>thinks smelling buttholes is sexual
Yup. A doge owner.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There really is no other reason to smell an butthole. You love asses, and the parasites within, so that's all you talk about.
>letting a few dedicated shitposters shape your view of a site.
No it's just a loud minority or people just wanting to rile others up. It's the same crop of tards that spam the "tranime" meme.
most positive reviews are from people with like 0.2 hours last i checked
i like cats and all but you cant convince me this game isn't a disappointment
>instead of being a game with freedom where you're a normal stray cat, it's a 4 hour sony tier walking sim with '' CLIMB HERE '' prompts
>shortly into the game you get a robot that lets you engage with human language
>enemies that you start literally blasting with beams and explosions lol
you can't tell me this shit is actually appealing to anyone that avidly plays vidya, nor that they didn't change their plans and direction, completely dumbing down the game from what was once meant to be a project of greater scope
give me a cat game where i have freedom and am just a normal cat that can't understand human language
yeah but normals eat that shit up
>give me a cat game where i have freedom and am just a normal cat that can't understand human language
This. I don't give a shit that the cat doesn't jump like fricking mario. I don't want that.
I care that he doesn't use his night vision, advanced smells, reflexes and climbing to it's fullest and doesn't have mechanics and challenges based around being a cat exploring an interesting world.
Here's a flashlight, despite having night vision
are you serious?
>you can't tell me this shit is actually appealing to anyone that avidly plays vidya
That’s why it’s coming to moviestation 5
>most positive reviews are from people with like 0.2 hours last i checked
People always get shit for saying a game is bad before finishing it, but nobody calls out people who praise games before even finishing them
society
come home white man
Where is the game homosexual
>give me a cat game where i have freedom and am just a normal cat that can't understand human language
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1790360/Grand_Theft_Gato_Vice_Kitty/
into the game you get a robot that lets you engage with human language
This is where it stopped being 10/10. I don't want this anthropomorphic shit. Get it away from me. We need more games of animals just being animal bros
>you can't tell me this shit is actually appealing to anyone that avidly plays vidya
Except it is, I'm loving the frick out of this game.
>it's a 4 hour sony tier walking sim with '' CLIMB HERE '' prompts
Nothing wrong with that.
Walking sims are garbage.
its almost as if... maybe you're NOT the target audience or something
>instead of being a game with freedom where you're a normal stray cat, it's a 4 hour sony tier walking sim with '' CLIMB HERE '' prompts
And just exactly did you NOT realise that was the case until you fricking played it?
Every video shown since release looks the same as the trailers leading up to launch.
Fricking morons, I swear. Better to be cynical on shown game footage and be proved wrong than to be oblivious and disappointed.
movie games always get awards and good reviews, they are cheap to make so they can allocate half the budget to shilling/marketing.
it's the ones with deep systems and gameplay that get shit on.
the more you casualize shit the more money and positive reviews you will get
the time of tryhards and competitiveness is long gone.
>the more you casualize shit the more money and positive reviews you will get
its not working so good for phantasy star online 2 new genesis. the second they casualized everything the game went from 70k players to 3k players.
>with '' CLIMB HERE '' prompts
you mean you didn't turn them off?
Wait, there actually ARE "Climb here" prompts?
Fricking lmao, I thought he was shitposting. Is this even a game?
>just turn them off lmao
So if I turn off the button prompts in Gone Home, it becomes good?
Yes, the cat CANNOT jump without a prompt, there's no player controlled platforming at all. It is quite literally a walking simulator.
have you ever seen a cat jumping randomly to get somewhere?
or do they aim for a specific spot on the target and jump exactly there?
it's obviously the latter, which is why there's jumping prompts, and if there weren't you'd be complaining the platforming is too hard, that it need wider landing areas, that the game has artificial difficulty if you die or get hurt if you miss jumps cause they're very missable etc
adding to this, with the exception of small platforms like planks, radiators, neon signs etc, the prompts aren't fixed, they move along the target platform, so the game does not actually have fixed jumping prompts
What is this game? I just saw robots and a whole lot of nothing
Its a walking simulator that was marketed as a platformer.
This this this!!! How come nobody is pointing this out???
The button prompts and automatic movement were NOT shown in the initial reveal trailers.
And then suddenly... Boom! Annapurna walking sim #302 please <3
I can't fricking take it bros it's been 3 years but my cat got so sick randomly and we had to put him down, he wouldve been 7 a few days ago
it's not FAIRRRRRRR
Sorry bro, i lost a cat to a reckless driver down our quiet road, she was only 1 and was a stray when we moved in there, unfortunately she wasn't scared of the road or cars at all and i could see this happening but she was a stray and i couldn't just lock her inside all day and night. I just wish i taught her to fear cars.
>i couldn't just lock her inside all day and night
What every bad cat owner says and not accept responsibility when their shit animal gets mauled, poisoned or hit by a car.
Eat shit and die you wretched c**t.
Did someone poison your cat?
Did you let your cat outside and it went into someone's yard and got into a stint with a dog?
Did it go into someone's yard to eat their garden and they ended up getting caught in a trap?
/You/ might be an irresponsible cat owner and the reason it's dead!
you are a mean person anon 🙁
Absolute facts.
Cats are an invasive specie to the vast majority of countries they were introduced to, and often destroy lots of local wildlife by just hunting and killing it.
And you can't blame them for it, that's just their instincts.
It's also generally safer for a cat to be kept in a house. It'll have plenty of space, all the owner has to do is interact with it from time to time.
>It's also generally safer for a cat to be kept in a house.
yeah, no fricking shit. it's probably also safer to keep them stuck in a room they can't leave.
pic is one of my moms new kittens, her name is jackie chan
I agree it’s safer to keep your cats indoors.
Muh invasive species is a shit argument though. White man is an invasive species but we conquested the abos and brought our superior european animals with us. Natives can fricking deal with it or go extinct.
It's also safer for me to stay inside as well but that doesn't stop me from having a life
>i lost a cat to a reckless driver down our quiet road
Serve you right for letting it out.
B-But, they'll meow all day if I don't let them out!
My dog died five years ago and I'm still not over it.
I'm really sorry for your loss dude, I'm not a pet person but I know that it can hurt a lot
HOWEVER I have been commanded by the comment above you, forgive me
I'm sorry for your loss anon but I have to do it
Sorry buddy
I'm sorry to hear about what happened to your god anon
I'm sorry for your loss
>I have a small white penis
k
Sorry for your loss
I hope it hurts much less now
Unlike the toxoplasmosisfrickers, I get you. It's a year and a half after, for me, part of me died with him as well.
deserved
I get you, man. Mine died 4 years ago and it still hurts.
Haha, braindead toxo zombies with parasites in their brains didn't just totally mass respond to this guy with the same exact post. Automatons.
It's gonna suck when my dog dies. Much love bro
Get a new cat homosexual.
haha
If your cat/dog doesn't live past 10 it means you never gave them fresh water.
>THIS GAME SUCKS STOP SAYING ITS GOOD SHAZAM HELP ME PLEASE OH GOD FRICK THIS GAME ITS DOGSHIT DOGSHIT DOGSHIT STOP SAYING ITS FUN CATS PUT PARASITES IN YOUR BRAIN IT WAS MADE BY israeliteS WHO THE FRICK WOULD PLAY SOMETHING MADE BY israeliteS COMON V PLEASE HATE THSI GAME PLEASE OH PLEASE GOOOOOOOOOOD
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “Ganker is wrong again”
based, frick the joyless loser homosexuals of Ganker I am enjoying the cat game and not a single Ganker homosexual will be able to diminish said enjoyment. I hope my enjoyment of cat game makes anon seethe
Major incel vibes.
I see you discovered a mirror.
Accurate depiction
Cats are whatever but this game is bad and you are homosexuals. Simple as
>cats are whatever
Opinion discarded.
>opinion discarded
Thanks for proving i'm right, loser. Now i'm leaving so you may cope and seethe with that.
>iSoy user
Let normalgays play whatever they want. You weebtards literally like to handwave any criticism against bad games like NM3, RF5, Mario sports shovelwares and other Switch wagglans with "It's fun!" Normalgays find Stray fun, what's wrong with that?
>t-the goyim like my shitty low-effort israelite garbage!
>w-who are you to tell them to have standards?
Ganker btfo
You're the one b***hing about people having opinions about the game. The game is done, you can play it all you want, you can even like it. What do you get out of complaining and crying about peoples opinions on a mongolian basket weaving forum? It's a fricking walking simulator with a few prompts every now and then, dude. Sure, the visuals are nice, but it's hardly a game. Cats are known for their agility and being able to jump, so why not make it a platformer game instead? That would be too hard and this was easier to do, so the devs got lazy. And you are too lazy to play actual video games because you have to put effort into them. Lazy game for lazy people.
Irony:the post
Do point out the irony.
>You're the one b***hing about people having opinions about the game
You're the one b***hing about people b***hing.
I guess. I didn't mean to come across as b***hy. Atleast I'm not going out of my way to tell people what their opinions should be.
You're doing exactly that lol.
Oh, you're just moronic. My bad.
>since the nanosecond the game launched theres been multiple threads spamming the board having full on meltdowns because this game is popular
>how DARE you talk bad about the schizos spamming everything
>k-on poster
>moronic
Sasuga.
I really fricking hate cats.
>t.dog
Dogs love the way cats taste.
And I love the way dogs taste
We know bugman.
Cope. Changs will rule the world while your shithole of a country collapses.
You have no room to talk about shit colllapsing, you subhuman insect.
I bet the people behind the guy who stopped and backed up were pissed and honking like mad until the building fell.
And I bet they all lined up to buy him a beer afterwards.
So how's your country btw?
Small pockets of urban communist morons doing moronic urban communist shit is meaningless. Your infrastructure is collapsing EVERYWHERE because you're cheap insects with no concept of quality. You wanna talk about a country collapsing? Yours is doing it in the most literal sense possible.
So we're not going to acknowledge the "quality" of American infrastructure?
...Are you really using a building getting bombed by Israelis as an example of 'infrastructure quality'? I take it back, you're most assuredly a israelite.
Oh shit, I've been found out
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
ok chang
the lack of self-awareness toxos have is bizarre, nothing wrong with loving an animal, but the fact that just having a cat, arguably the most popular pet, is enough to sell a game is bizarre
Every time I go to pet stores or animal shelters I see a lot of cats and no dogs, it seems no one wants cats that much
Dog people are more numerous but cats are more numerous than dogs because it's easier to have multiple.
That being said, I think dog people adopt adult dogs more than cat people adopt adult cats
good morning sirs
i give up
indeed
I'm sorry I thought this was a cat game, why are we in cthulhu all of a sudden?
It's a twichbait meme movie. What the frick did you expect?
>game where you play as a cat
>le eldritch squamous antediluvian tenebrous nebulous etc. spooky stuff
AAAHHHHHH Black personMAN SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Black personman cameo by the way
wtf... this is a hate crime, just because he's a Black personman, baka
>Bought this for a breather after Elden Ring
>Drags Godwyn shit into muh Toxoplasmosis Simulator
Im not even hating on the game cus i have yet to see any fricking gameplay of it, what is it about? is it fun? does it control good?
All i see are tweets of IRL cats staring at the game's cat
Here's the deal:
Yes it's a walking sim and movie like game
However it's a very pleasant, cute and soulful 3-4 hour experience
The graphics, music and art style are superb too
The devs succeeded at want they wanted to use it for with excellence
Now, is it worth 25 bucks? Maybe, if you want to support more stuff like this being made but not based on what it is or the play time
I rate games on the basis of what it tried to be and whether it achieved it that goal or not and this is a 8/10 in that regard
Just pirate it and enjoy it in one sitting on a lazy evening
no anon you can only be a fanboy or a hater reasonable opinions in the middle are unacceptable now start calling cats shit animals and posting animal cruelty webms of them like you're supposed to
Nice post homie
Rating is varied like that too, most people can't understand it.
It's why you need both points scores and % of reviews, so you can grade the overall quality as well the reception of the fanbase.
>a game about a cat is what finally broke nu/v/
I pirated it and got bored after an hour
has it been cracked yet?
yeah, fitgirl has it
from what ive read this is more of a sony moviegame type of deal where its very linear and there isnt much gameplay to speak of. sony movies and cats are popular so why wouldnt a cat moviegame be popular too i guess
You know what I wish was popular again?
Anime elves with big breasts.
Is that Deedlit?
no.
same anime tho
We have Bastard!! and Arshes Nei
They're comparing this game to JOURNEY... lmfao. At least you have full control of your character in journey and aren't literally on rails and have to press a single button to progress in a false platformer.
this game looks and feels like a late 00s early 10s cgi short film
?t=14
I remember when Ganker used to really like cats.
cats are left wing dogs are right wing
dogs are useless morons being driven extinct by historical fact and lack of breeding opportunity?
Cope. Cat are useless parasites.
I'm sorry your loser parents didn't want you, it wasn't mittens fault though.
Toxo brain
so are you
So you admit cat are useless parasites, nice.
in the same way you are a useless parasite. at least someone loves their cat, noone loves you
Wrong. I’m very much loved. Checkmate moronic catgay.
COPE
you will die alone
Nope. Try again loser
you two goobers should bring this over to facebook or something, we wanna talk about video games
:^)
So then why are you in a thread for a walking simulator where you press X when prompted?
You should go to pleddit and talk about your boring game instead
newbies lol
>:^)
You'll still die alone knowing that your pet doesn't even love you and won't mourn at your grave like a dog would.
All pets are, and so are you.
>being driven extinct by historical fact and lack of breeding opportunity?
what country are you in? we have more kids than you and just saying "historical fact" tells me you're just moronic. am i right?
Dogs are Black folk so it makes sense muttchan would hate cats now that it's like 60% mudskins.
Cats are for the effeminate.
If you hate cats you're a soulless Black person. Simple as.
That's true, but also dogs
>No you can only like ONE
your stoopid
Love all animals, except blacks
black cats?
Mudskins hate dogs you drooling moron
totally opposite
dog people in cities are huge homosexuals and mostly women who frick them
pitbulls are literally "white guilt: the animal" and they should all be eliminated
LMAO, you altright nerds actually think you make up for shit on the right side don't you?
Dogs and cats are both left wing
Pitbulls are right wing
Pitbulls are dogs but mutated
And so the utter moronation of the American political distraction game reaches its inevitable conclusion
>POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS
Americans are moronic.
>Brings up politics to b***h about politics.
Nice, really showed America
Are you moronic? How is there no politics in the post I replied to?
The American litmus test is when you validly point out that America sucks and they deflect to literally every topic but the fact that America is a shithole propped up by decrepit old people straight out of a Hollywood soap opera.
Sure. Like how your propped up by living with your parents for the rest of their lives.
This is bad, how? You're financially supported and protected from homelessness until you can support yourself, somehow this is bad to Americans.
You're nation is so pointless, no one will ever have a reason to mention it while you come to an American website using your American internet to consume American media to b***h about America kek. You're an American and don't even know it son.
This website is owned by Good Smile Co, a Japanese company and it discusses Japanese media.
You’re Latinx
burgers are brain washed on politics, the god, the brands and schizo theories from the moment they learn their first letter, you have to just learn to treat americans online as like monkeys in a zoo, you just point at them but don't go near them lest they throw their feces at you let alone go into the fricking enclosure
What's your excuse for low impulse control?
>thing i dislike left wing thing i like right wing
please have a nice day
I remember when Reddit invaded for a few years too.
bruh catposting existed before reddit
memes weren't really a thing outside of Ganker and SA before lolcats
Where did you read that?
i lived it
on reddit unironically
this homie dont remember caturday. go back to gamefaqs homo
Liking cats ≠ liking cat movie games
i like cats but i don't like shitty games
I just find all the images annoying after a while, and then it escalated when people embed shit into them
This is how I feel. I am just tired of seeing cats literally everywhere in everything for no reason. I am legitimately considering filtering as many cat related memes as I possibly can at some point.
why not do us all a favour and filter yourself from reality with a 12 gauge
So I can keep dealing with deranged cat autists like you everyday. I love seeing your stupid fricking webm of an ugly rattish newborn kitten making a gross face or having a big head or whatever or stupid shit you find amusing for some reason. I just need to keep living so I can have these disgusting creatures shoved down my throat every fricking day. Get it? The joke is that they are nasty and they look weird! That is so funny hahahahahaha cate maek fune face!!!1
You sound like a huge loser lmao
That really hurts me because I know that it is coming from a cat owner and we all know those are the most successful people.
yeah actually just have a nice day
I have suspicion that a lot of the toxoposting is a dedicated schizo who has managed to avoid outing or doxing themselves like many other mentally Ganker spammers do.
I actually started the toxo meme a few years ago, started spamming it on Ganker and posting infographics, the exact format and style of toxo posters is basically the same as what I was posting but I can confirm that it's not me who makes all the toxo posts. I think I just found a way of creating endless seethe that trolls have latched onto.
Interesting... Ganker is a fertile breeding ground for seething so I understand the motivation. You tell them you feed your pet the wrong food according to them and they will call for your death and torture.
I highly doubt you started a meme that was in "science" papers for like a decade
When this site was full of lolcats it was also full of CP, which is what cat lovers to this day enjoy
this is Ganker newbie
>newbie
cats are fine, homosexual normalgays are not
most people here wasn't born before those days
how to easily spot a nonwhite poster
Just like cats in real life turn people gay with their bacteria, cats in videogames turn people into rating cucks. Truly saddening how cats continue to ruin society
Why do you morons always feign disappointment when it was obvious what this game was going to be from the first trailer?
So sick of your shit
>OMG IS THAT A HECKIN CATTERINO IN MY VIDYER GAME?
>11/10 GOTYAY AMI RITE FELLOW GAMERS HAHA SO HECKIN EPIC LE UPBOAT
>>MY CAT IS DEEEEEEAAAAAD
Sounds like you are a jealous c**t
when even a creature with a brain the size of your thumb wants nothing to do with you, people like OP can only cope their their trauma in certain ways.
>game bad
>you're just jealous bro
cats are Ganker core
>finally a game without political correctness bullshit
>Ganker: reeeeee bad game suck my dick
im not gonna like a moviegame just because it has cats or just because it isnt political, i just want good fricking video games
>game
It's a 6 hours long interactive movie.
/V/: "God movie games are shit!!"
Also Ganker: "Hey a movie game with a cat!"
Cat people are autists
Nah, I liked it, but it does have a minor political commentary when you collect memories for the robot that aids you. They blame it on capitalism for the city's decay.
It's a movie-game with bad gameplay anyway
>Sounds like you are a jealous c**t
If you didn't play as a ket, this wouldn't even make news as a game. It's another bland walking sim with "press X to jump" scripted areas
Is it even worth pirating?
I feel like it is just one of those le cat!!! game with zero value
Ganker mindbroken again
>Make game about cats, one of the more interesting animals in regards to how they can move
>Completely ignore any kind of interesting movement mechanics
What were they thinking!?
They wanted to make a game about cats, not autists controlling cats making double jumps.
I like cats but I find single men who own cats sad repulsive creatures who should never be left unsupervised with children or the infirm.
give it food and leave it alone
a neet pet for a neet person
I didn't really understand the absurd hype behind this game. I can understand people going "Oh sweet, game where you play a cat, looks neat", but the absurd level of hype it built up kinda baffled me. Did people even know what kinda game it was? Because I didn't until it came out, and then I saw somebody play it and I was like "Oh there's not really... Gameplay, huh." It's functionally an incredibly linear 'adventure' game at best.
But it's not even an adventure game! That's an insult to Sam & Max, Grim Fandango, Syberia and Riven / Myst and so on. It's a game where you put shapes in the holes and do basic things that require no intuition or anything. You can LITERALLY PRESS DOWN ON THE D-PAD and the mech drone instantly tells you what to do next. No effort on your part at all.
Imagine playing fricking Maniac Mansion and any time you press F1 the game just explains what to do.
Marketing
it literally has a steam frontpage ad at the moment
I can't believe people are excited to play a new game with an interesting premise when frick all's coming out. It's truly unbelievable
>excited to play a new game
you lost anon? I don't think you belong here
I've been here so long that I don't really belong here anymore. You're sincerely right.
Kys
Modern Ganker is unbelievably unfunny.
Why are Gankertards angry about anything?
cats and dogs are the console wars of animals
When I was like 2 I used to think cats were female and dogs were male of the same species
I love my cat Ganker.
I've had her for 14 years and the day that she dies i don't think i will be able to cope.
why does the internet likes cat so much? loneliness?
i for one am proud to be fully inundated with the tox
KITTY IS CUTE! CUTE, I SAY!!!!!
Dogchads got an actual game. Catcels got a walking simulator.
lol, i've never seen gameplay of this so i'm gonna check it out and maybe emulate it later
It's bad but you can hold poop in your mouth.
i remember playing a demo of this game at a walmart, or target, when i was a kid
musta been shit, cuz i eventually got some thing that let me play burnt games, and i pretty much played every PS2 game i wanted, and never downloaded dogs life lol
the ps2 is based af
>pet frickers
youre all smelly morons nose blind to your odors, if you have any pet your home and you by extension, stink. i also assume you have done something sexual with your pet regardless
>when the cat first puts the backpack on
that shit made me laugh and miss my cat a lot 🙁
>check reviews
>meow meow XDDDD KITTY GOES MEOW MEOW THERE'S A MEOW BUTTON SO GOOD 10/10
sure it's a mediocre walking simulator but you can meow meow ;^))
90% of all steam reviews are like this. It's really fricking annoying trying to get an idea of what a game is like and what the playerbase has to say, but you're only treated to shitty jokes and reddit memes
jason
Western games developers only exist to disappoint me
oh yes nobody loves cats in japan
The japaneses make good games
Japan makes the same 4 games over and over
This clown actually said that when talentless westoid developers literally can't make anything that's not an FPS
>The japaneses make good games
That is definitely not true.
Do something about it in real life if you care that much about it.
it's comfy
this, I'm basically taking a break playing this game
it's so chill
seething dog owners mad that webm-related is a best they've got.
It actually has gameplay so I give it an A+
idk dog's life is kinda based when you put it like that.
Dog frick idol is actually the best I've got
animated sex scenes?
Catgays seething their game is shit
Is it better than Okami? If so I don't see any reason why dog owners would ever seethe and not be blissful all day.
plus tons of games let you have pet dogs like torchlight 2
>Dogposting
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>dog.jpg
I kneel.
this game is like million times better than stray
>the image that destroyed Gankertards
Please stop acting like there are more than a handful of people left in the shazam discord and that their mentally ill attention seeking behavior is in any way a consensus.
C U T E
U
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I wonder how many of these people screaming about people who bouught/played this having toxoplasmosis are the same joyless losers who got filtered by inside job bc "BUT FEMINISM" since reagan ridley has a successful career and is a hapa
Who? What?
Literaly cat lady respond I hope you're false flagging you sissy loser.
Half the shit you said made no sense. What kind of underground secret club have you been visiting anon?
>mfw Ganker will be catposting for weeks
AND I'M HERE FOR IT BABY!
Cats are great, doghomosexuals on suicide watch
hehehe
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
good
Get the frick out
>>all the owner has to do is interact with it from time to time.
Lol catgays don't interact with anything, they just got a cat so they won't be alone, but they're still alone because they got an animal that doesn't love them.
You really have no idea how needy cats can be. They're not all like how you probably imagine them. All my dogs want is for me to throw shit for them a couple times a day. The cat will not chill the frick out unless I give it my undivided attention for like 30 minutes every 3 hours. She's a sweet thing compared to most cats, but she's so fricking stubborn about getting her way.
your cat sounds awesome.
Probably because you had sex with it at some point you fricking freak.
yeah my sister adopted a new cat a few months ago and he's a 4 or 5 year old big orange guy and he craves attention all day. homie just wants to sit on my belly and give me headbutts
same old. Ganker is assblasted a game came out that wasn't catered to their narrow, reactionary incel worldview so the spam commences
Is it true that there is no jump button and it auto jumps like some shitty asscreed game?
What a waste of concept in that case.
Yep.
There's no jumping.
The game is on rails, it's not a platformer.
It's 4 hours long for $30
Bummer.
No cat jumps at free will like a wahoo bing jumpman, they always calculate their distances and heights. That being said yes, it's a bit shitty that only certain platforms can be jumped on and are bounded to press X to jump.
kat
>wolves count as dogs
massive cope from doggays
Well nobody would give you flack if you counted any wild cat instead but I bet you are thinking you are benevolent for not counting large cats like lions and shit.
>All the Kojima dickriders coming out of the woodwork because a walking simulator about a cat is getting attention
Love to see it.
>WHY IS THIS NON-JAPANESE GAME GETTING POSITIVE RECEPTION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Keep crying, Ganker.
It's actually a fun game with nice atmosphere.
>b-but cats are leddit
Frick off.
>atmosphere
doesn't make up for shit gameplay
>doesn't make up for shit gameplay
Yet Ganker loves Deadly Premonition
b-but its le comfy
What is fun about the gameplay? You literally can only walk around and press prompts at specific places.
>>yeah about that...
>go to zoo to watch dangerous predators
>start screaming and crying when predator kills something
"Why aren't you helping the caaaaaat!?"
Catgays cry as they'd be the first to off themselves by jumping into an enclosure and cleansing the genepool
>dosmetic pet is being killed by said dangerous animals
>"Heh, catgays *buzzwords* It's a zoo, what did you expect? I mean every zoo has housecats being eaten on display."
Have a soul you fricking gays.
i aint watchin that homie
ITT: Ganker still can't accept that it isn't the 90s anymore and not every game needs to appeal to hardcore comp gamers
lol
Even if it did appeal to the "hardcore" crowd, you'd get just as many, if not, more threads b***hing about a game purely because of its popularity.
The general discussion page on steam has at least 10 pages of people complaining about people who dont like the game, yet not one post hating on it. The negative comments are getting yeeted.
What type of overwhelming positive 95% game has entire forums filled with people defending their game like this.
If this game we're getting negative reviews, steam would shut down the discussion page and filter reviews.
thats funny
All I am seeing here is catchads having fun while fur babies cucks are crying non stop on Ganker as their dog rails their wife
Cats are for girls and dogs are for guys
explains all the seethe here and the heckin doggerinos on reddit
Just announce when you’re going to have the sex change
>4 hours movie game walking simulator where you can't even jump without scripted promp
*yaaaaaawn*
All these people coming on here to defend the game and its length
Just goes to show they've already finished it and have nothing else to do. You're proving our point. Thanks.
proving which point?
you're supposed to move on from games once you experience their content once
are you some type of autistic poor loser who keeps replaying the same few games over and over?
come watch my big tiddy haafu oshi play it
>vbawdjo
i think they need kson more than kson needs them
The only good one is Froot because she cucks armygays.
we need a vshitjo holocaust
Toxowhatever the frick isn't real.
Game is just good.
You didn't cry that loopmancer got mixed, did you?
>>THIS GAME SUCKS STOP SAYING ITS GOOD SHAZAM HELP ME PLEASE OH GOD FRICK THIS GAME ITS DOGSHIT DOGSHIT DOGSHIT STOP SAYING ITS FUN CATS PUT PARASITES IN YOUR BRAIN IT WAS MADE BY israeliteS WHO THE FRICK WOULD PLAY SOMETHING MADE BY israeliteS COMON V PLEASE HATE THSI GAME PLEASE OH PLEASE GOOOOOOOOOOD
>
>For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “Ganker is wrong again”
People that praise this game are in denial that they bought $30 for a movie game they have no control over.
This.
it's 100% buyer's remorse, they're trying to justify their purchase. hard.
>$30 for this game is fine because "I prefer fun and high quality 6 hours game than 100+ hours of boring ubisoft shit"
>game is actually sub 4 hours, LQ and not even fun
replace the cat with a rubber ball. what changes?
finally a good fotm?
*meow*
Black person
Staged and fake
You piece of shit, I hope next time you drink, you swallow it wrong and spend 5 minutes coughing while the people around you keep asking if you're okay.
*meow*??
you bloody b***h bastard good morning bloody sir
why the walls
do they live in an isekai city
>do they live in an isekai city
Yes, the plot is literally that the cat got isekai-ed there.
Finished the game last name.
At first was really disappointing because I thought this was going to be an open world game with tons of platforming where you play as a cat.. in reality the game is a mismatch of different genres that I grew to enjoy but I'd the first couple of hours were rough to get through, mostly because of the movement options the game provides, namely the contextual button jumps.
>vtumor mentioned
>thread derailed
the thread's derailed into a better place
>
What's the appeal of Vtubers
it's enabling women to be good for something besides prostitutes, in this case they're cute anime prostitutes
They're still prostitutes though
Twitch prostitutes but geared towards the twitter ironic weeb crowd
kson is NOT this stacked irl. DO NOT FALL FOR HER TRICKS.
These threads end up like this because there's not much to discuss outside pretty visuals and here's a cat. Should of made a puzzle/physics game.
le XD
That's legit funny.
I like cats but I hate cat people
same but with everything
shit had me sad and stuff
Catgays have godawful fricking taste.
>not dogawful
You had one fricking job doggay.
Then again you're as dumb as your animal.
>I HATE DOGS
>I HATE CATS
I just hate pets in general lol
I simply hate.
I played it while my wife watched. Was fun as frick.
Played it last night on stream for about 2 hours and felt like I pretty much beat the game. Would be a lot better and a lot longer if I could just jump freely - then at least a bit of the game would be figuring out the routes. Instead it plays for you, just hold run and "X" and you're good.
It's been great so far
is that the HECKIN catarino crossing the streeterino?!
something I was thinking while playing it - maybe you can't control the jumps because cats don't typically miss jumps? if we could choose all the jumps (play the game) maybe we'd miss jumps, and that's not catlike bros
I see that there's a lot of profit to be made on toxoplasmosis controlled NPCs.
>omg le cute caterino walking simulaterino!!!!1
I wonder the average testosterone level of someone who plays shit like this.
IS THIS THE CAT THREAD
YES SIR
mfw after having cats for over 30 years i developed an allergy 6 years ago
shit sucks so hard, cant breathe most of the time at all
cute cat
God it is so fascinating to see the discourse on this game evolve since it came out yesterday. I'm finding myself addicted to scrolling through the Steam discussions because they are the ONLY place besides Ganker where people are overwhelmingly dissatisfied with a supposedly kino game.
I'm basically done with Stray after 2 hours and I am confident in saying it is the most 5 / 10 experience I've ever had. This alone is apparently a toxic mindset.
Don’t have a nice day
Ok, I will kill you.
>injecting big .dll hacks
>robot complains of hallucinations after
I like both dogs and cats
you can't do that, fencesitter
I can
I love all animals except rats
You have fallen for the psyop BigMouse has created. Take the Ratpill.
>except rats
shameful
world building looks cool, i dont even care about cats i wanna plya the game
i pirated it, enjoying the atmosphere so far, plus the robot people make cute faces when you meow
Game is cute, atmospheric , the robots arent that bad and the visuals are really nice(something that is almost a given at this point in this age).
As a platformer and as a cat game where you are cat and go around being a stary, it just doesnt do that at all
Literally nothing wrong with that.
The difference being
>walking sim with full on LGBT woke shit garbage strong lesbian steroid woman golfing the face off of white straight male
>walking sim with cute cat doing cute things
trying too hard to fit in kid
I don't need to try hard to fit in your loose homosexual ass you punk ass homie, b***h you wasn't even good dropping combos and doing all that weird shit you dimwit stupid Black person. Get that Black person outta my screen.
yup wouldnt have it any other way
Reminder that the MC from Stray is a cis male tabby cat. Orange cats are not female.
Chad cat, pounding female stray cooter all day
"Did you know orange tabby cats are typically male? In fact, up to 80 percent of orange tabbies are male, making orange female cats a bit of a rarity. According to the BBC's Focus Magazine, the ginger gene in cats works a little differently compared to humans; it is on the X chromosome."
interesting, thanks for the info anon
interesting
this also explains how that one ginger female cat managed to have all 8 kittens be ginger as well
Why doesn't he have giant cat balls then
Another little known fact - cats actually store their balls deep in their stomach cavity to avoid getting snagged on obstacles when running and jumping.
That's quite intuitive. Once I hit my grandma's dog in the nuts on accident when I was tossing a roll of duct tape to my dad. He let out a mortified yelp. I felt bad but my dad thought it was hilarious.
>meow when you first meet sleeping robot people
>they wake up with cute faces O_O
cute concept
LONG CAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
I regularly poison stray cats (once also my neighbour's cat) that enter my property.
Sure you do, I bet everyone claps for you too.
shitbulls>cats
I really love cats
>Non-toxo virgins jealous of testosterone levels of toxo-chads
>testosterone
you mean toxosterone
Paul has arrived
frick off paul we only reply to Pete here
Dogcucks still SEETHING
>CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS CATS DOGS
I feel like I'm in pre-school again. Is it too much for you c**ts to like both animals?
>excluding rabbits
homosexual
that's a big guy
>Catfrickers still SEETHING over their failed shill campaign
Pottery
Is there any gameplay besides walking
I'm disappointed the controller doesn't vibrate when you purr in the game. 🙁
I, too, am against the latest thing that many people like.
This but unironically. I value my ideological purity much more than any sort of "fun" with games.
being contrarian is no replacement for your lack of personality
Saying "unironically" ironically is no replacement for a personality.
God you're cringe.
People liking a run of the mill walking sim are the real contrarians. Especially when think you're "owning da Gankerirgins".
>owning da Gankerirgins
anon, Gankerirgins own themselves
/v/irgins get mad when people play a cat game
/v/irgins jump through hoops to justify why playing a cat game is "ideologically impure"
/v/irgins get mad when a woman in a video game has blue hair
/v/irgins get mad when they see a black eprson
/v/irgins mald at everything and anything
you don't need to "own Gankerirgins"
they are perfectly capable of owning themselves, by merely existing
how do you know if you have toxoplasmosis
Strange attraction to cats, feeling generally weak, weak immune system, mild psychotic problems. These are the chronic symptoms, and acute symptoms involve skin problems, mild fever and headaches.
big ole pp
Look, unless you actively eat cat shit, don’t worry about it ffs.
clean it up jannie
/x/ says toxo makes people with rh negative blood smarter but don't @ me about that
/x/ says skinwalkers infiltrated the ancient Egyptian monarchy so freemasons could summon gnostic aliens to end the Kali Yuga so I wouldn't be too sure about tha.
@606437643 I said don't @ me moron
I don't speak twitterhomosexualry, gay. Don't spread schizo theories on my totally not schizo board. Take these (You)s and kindly frick off.
it's ok. Like a 6/10, definetly a step down from outer wilds
cats are for women and homossexuals
rawr
I don't get why there has to be such an extreme reaction, it's like this board is full of children. It's a decent enough game from what I've played, nothing too special however but not the kind of game that deserves this special attention beyond the fact that Sony decided to make it a day one exclusive which doesn't show a lot of confidence. It's a bit of an oversight there's no photo mode, I would've thought that'd be something of a given.
>Feel about the same but I'm 10 years older
>Watched my cat die for a month now
video game?
game looks like boring shit
GOTY 2022
Of course Ganker would be seething about this game.
My main issue is how deceptively demanding this game is on my toaster. I thought it would be simple but I was wrong. I've had to knock down all the settings to their lowest and run resolution at 720p or whatever it was.
I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance
Unironically boring as frick. Nearly everything is scripted or heavily magnetic. I feel like I have no real agency and I have to do what most 4reddit NPCs are expected to do.
>almost no game where you play as a non-human
>the few that does are fricking cats game
end me
finally I get to be a cat
Er, pressing B to miau
Did you know that infection with the toxoplasmosis parasite can cause a increase in risk associated behaviours and decision making? It isnt exactly understood how, other than the infection leaving cysts on the brain that can increase dopamine production.
In simple terms, having a cat can cause you to develop a "disorder" that causes you to get more enjoyment from things that would grant you enjoyment normally. Meaning you're more likely to take risks for that juicy juicy reward
That sounds dangerous, you might say. However a study of entrepreneurs found that those infected with the Toxoplasmosis parasite earned on average $6,000 a year more than those without.
Call it mind control if you like. I call it "Alpha influence"
>this brain parasite that makes me want to eat shit actually makes me a Chad
How many cat owners that actively want to eat shit do you know? Are they in the room with us now?
Fun game but this is like the worst cat design they could have choose. I honestly wish they had cat customization, I prefer white or black cats
Also yeah it's not a platformer and that's extremely lame, even if the game picks up with other gameplay elements.
The PC version has the typical UE4 stutter and that's terrible also.
Very impressive TAA and TSR upscaling however. It literally looks like true 4K on a 4K TV even with half res scale.
It's really just an average game that nobody would give a shit about if it wasn't for the cats honestly even if there are some cute moments.
Now where's the catgirl game?
>The PC version has the typical UE4 stutter
With how well-optimized old versions of UE were, it's shocking how terrible UE4 has been. Such a terrible engine that gives even Unity a run for its money.
it's shit. I got bored within minutes of playing it. Like what the frick. Why can't I jump by myself? Where is the players "fear" of falling down, misjumping and dying?
They should just bring back Tokyo Jungle
What's with this election tourist schizo going off about "muh toxos?"
Do you pretend that the JQ doesn't exist because it just so happened to be massively exposed around 2014?
JQ... I had to look that up, israeli question? What about it was exposed in 2014 and what that has to do with cat parasites, oh great schizoid one?
GamerGate, Black person. I guarantee you're going to downplay it like the communist scum that you are, but it made everyone on this site aware of the israeli menace on some level.
I figured as much. Yeah they're a real problem and should be exterminated once in for all, yada yada. But what's it got to do with people owning cats?
People who profess woke ideologies have been recently found to be catgays. The science isn't conclusive, but there is correlation.
>have been recently found to be catgays
>The science isn't conclusive
Mostly because you made it up. Science has recently found you are incapable of chugging dicks, gay
>t.seething catgay
Cats are just for people to lazy to take care of a real pet
pets are just for lazy people to care of a real being
My cat is nearly 18 years old and while it does show some signs of old age(sleeps more, eyes are losing their color, white whiskers, etc), he's still pretty active, still plays a lot before he gets tired, still has his 3am zoomies moments, still jumps on high level furniture and drops from it without intermediate steps, etc, what does it mean?
you've taken good care of your cat
😀
>zoomer cringe playing a shitty cat
the gay npcs won, gaming is dead. turn 360° and walk away
>you wipe your ass? ENJOY ECOLI
>you cook chicken? ENJOY YOUR SALMONELLA
>you have a cat? ELJOY YOUR LE TOXO
dog homosexuals are painfully moronic
t. mentally ill toxo
Frick off back to re.ddit, mutt lover
reddit is a cat site bro lol
So why is the biggest animal sub about LE HEKIN DOGE
of course you would know REDDITOR
go back
>words words words words words
>and to top it off, here's a projection of me to you
How many dog buttholes have you smelled today you homosexual furry
>immediately turns to the sexual
You are a mentally ill cretin, and you are proving my thesis right that all catgays are mentally ill. Thanks for that, I guess.
Good luck with your mental illness, furcuck
>i know you are but what am i
You are mentally 12. Estradiol is lowering your IQ.
>words words words words words words words
Lol. Lmao.
>thinks smelling buttholes is sexual
Yup. A doge owner.
There really is no other reason to smell an butthole. You love asses, and the parasites within, so that's all you talk about.
One moron does not speak for all dog bros.
Someone post the white woman eating cat shit.
>Ganker has turned against cats
This site really has fallen.
Cry moar.
This.
Back when we had caturday etc. i never thought this possible, but oh well. This site is being contrarian for contrarians sake
>This site is being contrarian for contrarians sake
DURRRRRRRR YA THINK?
>letting a few dedicated shitposters shape your view of a site.
No it's just a loud minority or people just wanting to rile others up. It's the same crop of tards that spam the "tranime" meme.
IN MY DAYS. WE PLAYED WITH REAL PUSSY
Youre all mentally ill trannoids, im going back to /mlp/
>DUDE YOU'RE REDDIT
>NO YOU'RE REDDIT
>OMG REDDIT
>YOU'RE REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
good god, shut the frick up
>New game is released
>Ganker hates it because ???
>3 months pass
>new game comes out
>le hidden gem?
Cycle repeats for the last 10 or so years since Tortanic.
Literal NPC's infest this sub these days.
Ratbros when is our game coming out???
lol so starved for games you hypes this pos up
>lol so starved for games you hyped this pos up
Shills are out in full force today!