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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a human. you are just robot in disguise. you have no ovaries, no benis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a robot, you are just a human in disguise, you have no batteries, no circuits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will make a human out of you if you catch my drift

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MEGATRON NEE-SAMAAAAA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YAMERO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great, now I want to frick Bumblebee.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MEGATRON NEE-SAMAAAAA

      Is there an official anime girl of Beast Wars Megatron?

      • 2 months ago
        Boco

        No, no Beast Wars characters yet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meh, so far we have G1 Optimus, Megatron, Starscream and now Bubblebee, right?

          • 2 months ago
            Boco

            And Nemesis Prime, technically.

            Skywarp and Thundercracker are inevitable too.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anime girl Nemesis prime
              Pics?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So basically Kill La Kill Ryuku, yessss...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That face is fricked up.

              • 2 months ago
                Boco
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Skywarp and Thundercracker are inevitable too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                DAMN SKYWARP LOOKS LIKE -THAT-?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want anime starcream to experience what he did in Netflix Transformers, aka getting mind raped by Unicron and become a complete loon, yesss....

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got more pics?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Skywarp should look dumb and Thundercracker should look conflicted.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MEGATRON NEE-SAMAAAAA

      >Skywarp and Thundercracker are inevitable too.

      I question the lore of these OFFICIAL anime girl transformers, do they still have transformer powers and weapons?

      • 2 months ago
        Boco

        There is no lore. Just toys. Imagine whatever backstory you want for them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up Boco.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cant be Bumblebee, she's too cute to even call herself 'BADASSATROOOOONNN'.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YAMERO

      MEGATRON NEE-SAMAAAAA

      >Kancolle/Azure lane but Transformers.
      Would probably make a lot of money.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIP trans formers

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new movie is ugly.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Megatron black now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about that orion pax movie? It looks ok

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because his real name is Megathug and he from da hood

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not Chris Pratt again

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker IS MINE TO COMMAND

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cuz he's black now?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Him having a face that reminds me of that one guys porn models is more important.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tatasciore's Megatron is super underrated

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wanted to list a bunch of people he voiced in vidya in recent memory besides reworked mordekaiser in league of legends and the dude with a shit eating grin in judgment but honestly tatasciore does a ton of fricking work
        props to him

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder Project Mordekaiser sounds so sick.

          ?si=fhNB2rt-KTTe7HpA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, it fits really well. Probably my 2nd favorite overall.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I regularly hear
        >NO MORE, THIS DAY IT ALL ENDS PRIME"
        in my head.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY ME, OMEGA SUPREME?!? YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY M E G A T R O N?!?!
          DO YOUR WORST.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU CALL YOURSELF A PRIME? YOU WERE A RECORDS CLERK WHEN I FOUND YOU! YOU WILL BE DUST WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!
        >THIS ENDS WHEN I SAY IT ENDS!
        >NO! I WILL NOT BE DENIED!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of his lines in those games are great. Personal favorite:

          >Starscream you halfwit, I still function. A fact you will regret when I CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You should have spent more time in the pit
          >And maybe you should have spent more time in the library

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You forget, Starscream: It was in THIS gladitorial arena that I proved myself worthy to lead.
        >That day has long since passed, Megatron.
        >THAT DAY WILL LIVE FOREVER
        If that ain't the coolest loredump, I don't know what is

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Let this be a lesson to anyone who would DARE challenge a gladiator of Kaon! Be they Deception... OR Autobot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >war is tearing our planet apart
      >lets poison the core with aids
      >THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT OPTIMUS
      >"ok we'll leave"
      >NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE I'M SHOOTING DOWN YOUR ESCAPE SHIPS
      Was it autism?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember kids, don't smoke Unicron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just the mindset of the average person in politics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        By far the most unhinged megatron in the series. The first cutscene with him and he's ramming his space ship into a station and sacrificing tons of his men in the process. He was a total survival of the fittest nut

        cybertron megatron was just spiteful and evil and combative and powerhungry. there was none of the redeeming silver lining patriotism/will to revive cybertron/commie utopia bullshit
        >HAIL LORD MEGATRON!
        >do not speak unless spoken to
        >IT'S LORD MEGATRON!
        >the honor is all yours

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was pure power craze. He tried to throw hands with metroplex

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I felt it a shame since in armada he was calculated and highly intelligible, but I guess after getting influenced by unicron he became more insane like g1 Galvation after taking a lava bath.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, interacting with Unicron leads to madness and loss of self, being the ultimate force of chaos and entropy and all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He went full crazy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Megatron told them to leave or die. Optimus fought but then it was evident they had to leave. But since they fought first, Megatron wasn't going to let them just retreat, he wanted them dead for resisting in the first place.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Energon makes you moronic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      By far the most unhinged megatron in the series. The first cutscene with him and he's ramming his space ship into a station and sacrificing tons of his men in the process. He was a total survival of the fittest nut

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite Megatron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was so good. Definitive Megatron outside of G1 to me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >decepticons, transform and rise up
        kid me was flipping the frick out when he first said that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick yes I think of this all the time. I wish this was adopted as their call to arms

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how they made him a schemer and manipulator, able to wrap others around his finger so easily. Imagine Animated Megatron and Beast Megatron teaming up and putting their powers of persuasion and plotting on max.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely. He was suave and cunning and you could see how he was a leader. I always think back to the Constructicons
          >Why be Constructobots when you can be ConstructiCONS?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A little fine oil and some honeyed words are all you need.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Big Ass Decepticon Team Up
          >TFA Megas & BW Megs with plotting to take over
          >They begin to clash but both realize they're much better off as a team
          >They both know one will screw the other but their mastery of manipulation starts an friendship. Well, as much as one can be with these two.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would be like Eggman and Wily's team-up in the Archie comics, best evil bros until the cracks start appearing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be pretty great and you'd quickly see the contrast between the two. Beast Wars Meg is very dramatic and almost as insane as Cybertron Megatron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What would frick over a Multiverse Decepticon Team Up
            >A)The Megatron's Hubris
            >B)The Starscreams being Starscream
            >C)Animated G1 Galvatron being a Complete Fricking Psycho

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >D) Cybertron Megatron wanting to somehow blow up everyone and remake the universe in his image

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me of how Beast Wars Megatron risked destroying the space time continuium just to rid the universe of autobots and maximals

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing is if he had succeeded, there would have been nothing to stop Unicron from devouring Cybertron.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess thats better than being "enslaved" by autobots. Its funny how megs views equality as autobots as slavery and that he would rather obliterate everyone

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                For G1 Megatron it was more being the military hardware of the Quintessons that made him hungry for power and conquest.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What would frick over a Multiverse Decepticon Team Up
                >A)The Megatron's Hubris
                >B)The Starscreams being Starscream
                >C)Animated G1 Galvatron being a Complete Fricking Psycho

                >BW Tarantulus: We need a plan--
                >G1 Galvatron: STRATEGY IS FOR COWARDS!!!
                >Punches Armada Cyclonus

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >G1 Galvatron was so autistic he had to be put into an alien mental asylum

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his madness infected Torkulon and made it insane, too

                Also fun fact, the lobotomy procedure they were going to use on him was called Maximal Intervention.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit, Comic G1 Galvatron wasn't that much saner.
                >UK Galvatron nearly kills Megatron. His past self.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cybertron was wild, we got bots literally going Super Saiyan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I AM THE CORRUPTER! I AM THE DESTROYER! I AM MEGATROOOOOOON!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Primus that was so satisfying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tatasciore's Megatron is super underrated

      "Never improve upon Perfection, Soundwave."
      Damn right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        METROPLEX HEEDS THE CALL OF THE LAST PRIME

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can be anything
    >You can be a helicopter
    >You can be a helicopter even if you're a bunch of rocks
    this LGBTBBQ+ nonsense has gone too far.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      to this day I still have yet to play a game that makes me feel as powerful as grimlock in this game, all those execution animations were kino

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get harrassed by those annoying bulky melee enemies throughout the whole game and having to shoot their backpacks
        >Absolutely ass blast them as grimlock
        Playing as the combiner transformer was also a pretty great trip, even if it only lasted like 2 mans

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Bruticus missions were definitely among the high points in a game that was almost entirely composed of high points.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to say what no one else is willing to say. Dinobots need to be fricking banned. They are by far the most dangerous breed and account for more bites than even insecticons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's how you raise them sweatie - maybe if wheeljack or shockwave weren't such bad owners and actually trained their precious metal babies, they'd be fine

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Devastation was kino

    Fall of cybertron is alright. Its too short , but war for cybertron was too bloated with filler areas

    The dwj current comic is good but nothings topping james roberts mtmte/lost light run.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Devastation was kino
      You're god damn right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need more Transformers stuff with music like this. It's only this and the 86 movie as far as I know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The dwj current comic is good but nothings topping james roberts mtmte/lost light run.
      roberts’ run was good until it became lost light. Something about his writing style got significantly worse there, not helped by him slowly going all in on tumblrbrain

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there will never be a game like picrel ever again
    i'd take two monkey paws and a monkey foot for a rotf spiritual successor to be developed and released. give me all the gender politics and chris hemsworth voice acting and slap on 70 battle passes, i just want to play deathmatch with lots of people and zoom around a map in an r8 again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn i forgot about this one. I remember playing the demo and killing people in multiplayer as the dumptruck transformer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was this the Jagex multiplayer game?

        I never played that game, but this was my fav Transformers game. Running around getting minicons and unlocking new moves was sick. Also that Tidal Wave cinematic and bossfight was kino.

        >rotf the game fully switches starscream's personality and turns him into an angry, menacing leader of the decepticons
        >he yells, he scolds, he's ruthless, he's masochistic
        >but then you play multiplayer and take damage

        compare the entire video and then 43:18 onwards
        jesus christ we were robbed of his best depiction since armada, why the frick did the bayverse movies pivot into turning him into an incompetent moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm gonna enjoy crushing you idiots!

          It's always really sad and funny how the tie-in games went out of their way to give the movie Decepticons some actual dialogue and personality when in the actual movies they're all just a bunch of growling monsters and drones that exist to get blown up.

          Even the DOTM game gave say, Mixmaster more diginity than in the ROTF movie where he exists just to get his head chopped by Jetfire

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            even the novelizations based on earlier scripts, the tie-in comics or even cut concepts from the movies themselves pay more respect to the movies than the movies themselves. DOTM's original ending being cut was an insane decision

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm gonna enjoy crushing you idiots!

              It's always really sad and funny how the tie-in games went out of their way to give the movie Decepticons some actual dialogue and personality when in the actual movies they're all just a bunch of growling monsters and drones that exist to get blown up.

              Even the DOTM game gave say, Mixmaster more diginity than in the ROTF movie where he exists just to get his head chopped by Jetfire

              i think it's honestly down to the fact that comic writers, game writers, etc want to actually write and sometimes even like the franchise they're working on, so they put in effort, while Bay hated the Transformers characters with a passion so tried to minimize or destroy them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                even shia seemingly gelled better with the franchise, i really can't tell if it's marketing or if there is a part of him that enjoys the process. this feels like watching the saints row 1 VA interviews

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Megatron finally dropped dead and Starscream takes command as he always wanted
          >but a finger on the monkey’s paw curls and he has to deal with a second in command that's a megatron loyalist who constantly shit talks him in front of the other decepticons in the war room after missions
          POTTERY

        • 2 months ago
          Woundwort-fag

          >why the frick did the bayverse movies pivot into turning him into an incompetent moron
          Because thats lore accurate

          The first Michael Bay transformers is genuinely good and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

          ROTF Jetfire will always be my favorite jetfire
          Also Optimus being a fricking psycopath was fun to watch

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Roses are red
            We come from outer space
            If you are a Decepticon
            GIVE ME YOUR FACE

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's not a jetfire toy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Roses are red
            We come from outer space
            If you are a Decepticon
            GIVE ME YOUR FACE

            What's funny is that the new movies were supposed to be closer to G1 and they still ended up turning Optimus into a psychopath.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Psychotimus is funny though

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                AoE is still the most kino of the movies for going full murder hobo.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bumblebee... we must show restraint
              >Transformers 3
              >Megatron is fully battered and cucked by the end, tells prime that he just wanted to restore cybertron
              >Shut the frick up
              >Sticks an axe into his fricking head and rips his whole face off
              Shit makes me laugh everytime

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then in Transformers 4 he stops caring and has no problems killing humans, and in 5 he has a moment where he beheads 5 decepticons in one second, along with that moment where he almost kills Bumblebee.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that moment where he almost kills Bumblebee.
                Mind now, he was being mind controlled there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This was kino though and perfectly in tune with his development.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This was kino though and perfectly in tune with his development.

                It's funny because the original ending was just that Megatron would give up on the war because he was tired of it and return to Cybertron to rebuild, but the ending leaked so they just made Optimus rip his head out.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You left out the part where Megatron literally just saved him from Sentinel in that scene

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I enjoy "Sour Knight" Optimus, but he should only exist within the live-action films. If he was in more media like "Auotbot Megatron" is getting recently, I would probably end up hating it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Considering it took 4 movies for Optimus to mcfricking lose it over the humans being utter dickheads, I have to admit the guy has the patience of a saint to not snap until 4.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this the Jagex multiplayer game?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, that was tf universe and it was a browser based game that only got a beta release iirc
        >i've spent the past 5 minutes looking for trailers only to realize like almost all trailers were uploaded to machinima
        >i can't find shit like the sunstorm showcase anymore
        I HATE THE INTERNET'S INABILITY TO ARCHIVE AND I HATE MACHINIMA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never played that game, but this was my fav Transformers game. Running around getting minicons and unlocking new moves was sick. Also that Tidal Wave cinematic and bossfight was kino.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >collecting datacons unlocks images of the unpainted plastic Armada models and 80's TV ads

        Cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never played that game, but this was my fav Transformers game. Running around getting minicons and unlocking new moves was sick. Also that Tidal Wave cinematic and bossfight was kino.

      >Bootleg GTA but with mechs
      This shit was 2kino for what it was.

      Member this kino?

      Why is it genuinely impossible to legally buy any of the old Transformers games?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Licensing frickery.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lawyer food

    • 2 months ago
      Woundwort-fag

      The jet sniper autobot of that game was fricking cool

      Definitive list of worthwhile TF games
      >Cybertron series (including the Wii rail shooter)
      >Devastation
      >Armada PS2
      >Japan-only GBC Beast Wars fighting game
      >sit-down rail shooter cabinet from SEGA that was Bayformers-adjacent but not quite
      Not one of them readily available without piracy or emulation.

      The DS games of the original movie were good too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember playing the Aircraft carrier mission as a kid and spending hours just shooting and trying to sink ships.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wii version of this game was pretty fun, it was a GOW clone with shooting mechanics with the wii mote and I remember it feeling pretty good to control. The only downside I can remember is that it had those annoying puzzles where you have to connect tbe circuits, I don't understand why the new Spiderman games had to rip off Transformers Revenge of the Fallen for Wii (formerly ps2) in such a way. You could unlock some G1 episodes by beating the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh cool, the 360 version had unlockable G1 episodes too, I wonder if they're different.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The wii version had the episodes of that one arc about mind control where they were putting microchips beneath people's ears

          That specific version was by Krome Studios, who did the superior WiiS2 version of SW Force Unleashed and the Ty The Tasmanian Tiger series (the boomerang tech being why they got the Force Unleashed contract in the first place).

          That makes a lot of sense why it waa better than the typical shovelware then. I loved the shit out of the wii version of Force Unleashed as well. Waggle aside, those games felt pretty good to control

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That specific version was by Krome Studios, who did the superior WiiS2 version of SW Force Unleashed and the Ty The Tasmanian Tiger series (the boomerang tech being why they got the Force Unleashed contract in the first place).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movie tie ins aren't what they used to and its even worse that they hardly exist anymore because of mobage

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battlefront but Transformers. Why can't they make that? Why does Hasbro hate money?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read this as "Battlefield" and got mad but you're right. It would be kino to play as Autotroopers and Vehicons before you get to play as one of the big names

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is Microsoft gonna revive WFC and FOC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe with One coming out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe with One coming out

      Last year there was a report of Hasbro wanting those games and Devastation to be relisted but they accused Activision of losing/trashing the source codes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        An activision representative claimed they didn’t lose the code, so it’s up to them and Microsoft to rerelease them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        An activision representative claimed they didn’t lose the code, so it’s up to them and Microsoft to rerelease them

        I don't really get it. They already made a short lived remaster of FoC for ps4 and the xbone, which means that they can easily put that on stores again anytime they want.
        This feels more like an Activision thing where they don't care enough to discuss licence rights with Hasbro again, especially just for 2 games that don't include a battlepass or microtransactions

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They already made a short lived remaster of FoC for ps4 and the xbone
          Wait, when was that?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            in 2016 I think, it was shortly before the Activision contract expired and every game got pulled down from stores

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Last year there was a report of Hasbro wanting those games and Devastation to be relisted but they accused Activision of losing/trashing the source codes.

      [...]
      I don't really get it. They already made a short lived remaster of FoC for ps4 and the xbone, which means that they can easily put that on stores again anytime they want.
      This feels more like an Activision thing where they don't care enough to discuss licence rights with Hasbro again, especially just for 2 games that don't include a battlepass or microtransactions

      I just got both of them and Devastation from Steamarchive.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitive list of worthwhile TF games
    >Cybertron series (including the Wii rail shooter)
    >Devastation
    >Armada PS2
    >Japan-only GBC Beast Wars fighting game
    >sit-down rail shooter cabinet from SEGA that was Bayformers-adjacent but not quite
    Not one of them readily available without piracy or emulation.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they look like plastic toys in the new trailer for the prequel? When I had the actual plastic toys in my hands, I imagined them to be more realistic and moving, not just toys moving.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol that new Transformers vaporware game has toys out already and no trailer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it's in reboot hell after some gameplay leaked a year ago and people were making fun of it for being a Destiny 2 reskin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably going to be an apex legends clone since its been in development too long to shift gears to a helldivers clone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it's in reboot hell after some gameplay leaked a year ago and people were making fun of it for being a Destiny 2 reskin

      It's probably going to be an apex legends clone since its been in development too long to shift gears to a helldivers clone

      There were also several story cutscenes leaked alongside the UI at the time

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transformers you say?

    https://twitter.com/BonzaiBomb/status/1780659529081880855?s=19

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, managed to find 2 great Transformers artists with this

      If only i could draw them

      Anthro women are hard enough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet baby Jesus I think I get giantess porn now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i need more

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when Prime Megatron said "ILL WATCH YOU FADE TO GUNMETAL GRAY"

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Microsoft with all their infinite money have done nothing to secure the rights for Activison's Transformers games again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't care.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devastation was a one time miracle on a shit-ton of aspects, ESPECIALLY soundtrack-wise

      ?si=_3KAiiSp6tIwd0Aa
      Still can't believe this song is just for when you shoot insecticons down with a turret

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw this track is playing as Autobots are dying all around you in FoC

    One of those moments that stuck with me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The death cries in FoC are so gruesomely over the top

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of boss fights is the biggest flaw in FoC.
      I don't want to fight waves of enemies. I just want to beat the crap out of Starscream

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh there was never really a fight between starscream and megatron, if only because starscream is so out of his fricking depth. even in the movie when he came back as galvatron he basically one shot starscream

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kino franchise is stuck with dogshit in current day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOO many such cases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last good show was Animated
      >over 15 years ago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not prime
        Gave us the best Arcee design, best Megatron, and Best StarScream

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          shat the bed with season 2

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Arcee coomers were bad enough as it is

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oof yikes those coomers give me the Big Ick! They're so problematic and just Ain't It

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not even the best girl in TF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty crazy that this much soul was allowed to be put into an activision game. How the frick were they able to make such an amazing finale with Fall of Cybertron?
      >Start off as soundwave boarding the ark, you get to summon all your cassette tape buddies
      >Play as Jetfire afterwards and fight a massive space battle inbetween the Ark and Nemesis
      >Swoop in as Bruticus/massive ass combiner robot and obliterate everything
      >Switch to Jazz and drive through all the destruction you just did, boss fight with Bruticus
      >Final one-on-one sword battle between Optimus and Megatron where you get pick your side
      Fricking KINO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Actuvision was only the publisher, the developer was High Moon Studios, and the project lead at least was a massive Teansformers nerd. A quote from him regarding the Grimlock levels was something along the lines of if you don't want to destroy everything around you as a fire breathing robot dinosaur, then I don't want to know you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you don't want to destroy everything around you as a fire breathing robot dinosaur, then I don't want to know you.
          god fricking damn it I wish more people in charge of TF stories in general had this mindset

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, kinda sucks how the comics are the one thing hard carrying Transformers right now

    • 2 months ago
      Woundwort-fag

      The new comic is good tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soundwave or Shockwave being next in line actually makes sense.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The comics have generally always been good. Most of the best lore originates from the comics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quick, can't one of you geniuses with successful lives just become multimillionaires and pitch the game to save formers?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker and Ganker should just band together on that honestly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >another platinum game but with beast wars
        genuinely the only way i wanna see the beast era coming back, a new show just wouldn't be able to do it justice

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think our era is over man, all we can get is cameos. We couldnt even get a batman beyond game or movie when the ideas were pitched

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for human storytelling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic is a pathetic fat thing
        have a nice day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely liked Autobot Megatron in IDW but allowing it to influence every Megatron in movies and shows to be good guys going forward has been a massive mistake

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leaked screen testings apparently describe that the movie will end with Orion being recognized by the higher bots of Cybertron and becomes a librarian, while Megatron gets sent deeper to the mines, develops a grudge to Orion then formed the Decepticons.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So no gladiator Megatron?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt the movie writers even know what "State Games" even is.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this kind of thing too
        >one version of a franchise does something really unique, fresh, and well done
        >gets a strong liking
        >suddenly that incarnation is used everywhere and butchered on top of that
        >eventually subsumes the original incarnation, usually making its own version worse as it's often something that works best in relation to the og incarnation

        Blackout trashing the airbase, Barricade chasing Bumblebee, the Autobots arriving from space, the Decepticons mobilizing, and Bonecrusher vs Optimus are good. Everything else and every subsequent movie can and should be entirely disregarded.

        the blackout scene is iconic honestly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like an episode of Cyberverse or Earthspark stretched to two hours.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bootleg GTA but with mechs
    This shit was 2kino for what it was.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Keith fricking David as Barricade

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the decepticons version is straight up one of the best story modes you can find on the DS

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU CALL YOURSELF A PRIME
    >YOU WERE A RECORDS KEEPER WHEN I FOUND YOU, YOU WILL BE -DUST- WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you gonna fight or are you just going to talk Megatron?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ANY FURTHER OBJECTIONS?!
    >FULL SPEED AHEAD!
    >I AM THE CORRUPTOR
    >I AM THE DESTROYER
    >I AM MEGATRON

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY CAN'T I CROSS THE RIVERRRRRRR

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure fricking kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR CITY LIES IN DUST MY FRIEND

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I WISH WE GOT A TRANSFORMERS MOVIE THAT TAKES PLACE ON CYBERTRON AND LEADS UP TO THE WAR

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually dont mind the designs, for everyone but megatron, and his voice and overall campyness of it that bugs me

      I get transformers was always kind of goofy, but It looks like every generic movie thats come out so far, more importantly it does several lore things wonky that i dont like
      >Transformers dont transform from birth/creation
      >The transformations are treated as "powers"
      Its like you gave the script to a Generic Kids movie and ran it through the Transformers Wiki

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont transform from birth/creation
        >>The transformations are treated as "powers"
        I'm pretty sure that's just a low-class worker thing in this movie if 0:52 is anything to go by

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is. They're running with the lore that low-class Cybertronians basically weren't allowed shit and were treated as expendable drones more or less.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        love how the ai gave everyone Trump's face

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that fricking Liquid Trump on the right?

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to play WFC and FOC on pc? I remember I tried a couple of years ago but it didn't work.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to fap to the Arcee model in wfc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the long monkey arms and stiff metal buttcheeks are hot

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget they remastered FoC but didn't even advertise it so no one bought it

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR BARGAINING POSTURE IS HIGHLY DUBIOUS...BUT VERY WELL. I SHALL GIVE YOU A NEW GAME AND NEW CHARACTERS TO PLAY

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Activision deleted ALL transformers games they published.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they like this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The license expired so in their infinite wisdom they wiped everything from their servers, then Hasbro approached them with the offer to renew the license in order to hype up the Rise of the Beasts movie, Activision said "whoops!" and Hasbro told everyone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reeeeeeee

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing FoC at SDCC before it came out was cool as shit. They showed Grimlock gameplay and character switching during the campaign which was cool. During the QnA segment, Peter Cullen was asked to say a line regarding Horse show and I had vaguely heard of it being popular. Weird to see how long ago that was and the time I found out it originated from here. Greg Berger and all the VA's were there and Tieger was based. It's still a damn shame they haven't made a final sequel to end it. Having a mission where Sludge revives and you fight on cybertron while everyone else is on Earth or another planet/moon would've been cool. Blum as Shockwave was also a good choice.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beast Wars is the ONLY earnestly good piece of Transformers media

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your bait killed the thread

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would be right if Beast Machines didn't exist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beast wars is praised and some even say it single handily revived transformers
        >beast machines kills the beast wars brand and BW is forgotten for decades
        Its like pottery

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, that was only in America. Japan kept the Beast Era going for a while with Beast Wars Second and Beast Wars Neo.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Japan finally dubs Beast Machines
            >Turns Nightscream into an even bigger homosexual
            Bless the japs

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Remember when Japan created the franchise's first gay couple with Tigatron and Airazor?

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what ever happened to this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhh....

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This shit is so dead, even if it isn't cancelled.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how Sam Riegel was the best Starscream since Chris Latta and Hasbro never called him again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Kenny was unironically a great Starscream as well. Maybe not ideal outside of Animated's specific vibe but I liked him a lot in the role.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good enough that he pulled off voicing various clones that represent pieces of his personality.

  38. 2 months ago
    Boco

    TRANSFORMERS
    WHEN THE BATTLE IS THROUGH
    ONLY THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE

    'TIL ALL ARE ONE

    Primus I love that song.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the best TF games literally scrubbed up EVERY stores
    How is this allowed?

    This literally proves the need of piracy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      muh licensing

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check the transformer wiki
    >Full of info but also of personality with jokes and references everywhere.
    Neat.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Devastation is Platinum's best game and the fact that it's one of their least-accessible (Korra & World of Demons are worse off, Babylon deserves to be dead) is so sad.

  42. 2 months ago
    Boco

    For what its worth, Activision said that with the MS buyout they plan to "go through all their archives, top to bottom".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they reup War for, Fall of, & Devastation and put them all on GamePass I'll suck Phil Spencer off live at Summer Game Fest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll believe it when I see it

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first Michael Bay transformers is genuinely good and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll go a step further and say that Dark of the Moon is the best one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember much about it except optimus brutally executing both megatron and the turncoat autobot in the last 5 seconds at the end even though he only had one arm
        the first movie is the only one that has a not moronicly rushed conclusion and the moronation of the humans isn't too far out there to the point of cringe

        the very first scene with the blackout raid is still the best part of any of those movies, it peaked immediately

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man poor fricking Blackout. One cameo in Animated and then right back to obscurity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright. It still has a lot of the issues the later films had, just toned down a bit because Spielberg tard wrangled Bay enough for it to be a functional movie. The lack of characterization for the main autobots was the biggest problem, and one that still persists to this day (seriously what the frick were they thinking with Rise of the Beasts).

      It and DotM are my favorites of the bayformers movies, the latter if only because the Chicago half is really cool to watch. I usually just skip to the end so I can see Optimus start killing things

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The lack of characterization for the main autobots was the biggest problem, and one that still persists to this day (seriously what the frick were they thinking with Rise of the Beasts).
        Main reaaon why i haven't watched that movie. Beast wars characters have so much personality and completely carried the show through their bickering alone, I didn't want to see them get butchered

    • 2 months ago
      Boco

      I’ll go a step further and say that Dark of the Moon is the best one

      They're tried. First one slightly edges out, because at least the wait for the robots makes sense and is an excellent payoff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blackout trashing the airbase, Barricade chasing Bumblebee, the Autobots arriving from space, the Decepticons mobilizing, and Bonecrusher vs Optimus are good. Everything else and every subsequent movie can and should be entirely disregarded.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kino

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking dorito ass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This starscream is unironically what got me into fighter plane autism. F-22 is still untopped as the most aesthetic fricking plane on earth btw.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Give me the functionality and toughness of the A-10 Thunderbolt II.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Powerglide ever use his altmode's gun in the G1 cartoon? It's been a damn long time.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think he did use the cannon, but it fired lasers instead of bullets.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actual bullets were few and far between in most '80s kids cartoons anyway, good enough. Still, I almost wish he was in Bayformers, introduced by ripping up Scorponok. I know that was one of the scenes the USAF paid to have suck their dick, but come on, would've been great.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Either Broadside or Tidal Wave was planned to be in the first movie, but an aircraft carrier Transformer would have been too expensive and difficult to realize. I wish Warpath had *BAM* been in at least one of the movies, love his *POW* personality and tank alt mode.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > He is able to get human girlfriends.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the first film a lot, but it is severely marred by Shia being an absolute sperg who wouldn't shut the frick up. He's easily the worst parts of the whole film and the reason why I rarely rewatch it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shia is the better kind of bad acting, he's so over the top it makes you feel like he's really trying and it loops back around into being kino

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut up homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nononoononononono!!

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay as frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't they just make a whole film out of that Cybertron fight scene at the start of Bumblebee's solo movie?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks okay, though some of the voices are a little weird (Megatron in particular sounds off to me, I think he would have worked better as Bee). Hemsworth does a surprisingly competent Cullen impression though. I feel like I'm one of the few who kinda likes the art direction; it feels like a solid fusion between the Cybertron games and prime (with a little bit of animated)

      I hope this leads into an actual War for Cybertron movie though. That's one I've been wanting ever since I was a kid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a redditor

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're trying way too hard to fit in

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Time to go back to the ‘cord and regroup.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not impressed and I really dislike the designs, why they have to make them so ugly.

    • 2 months ago
      Boco

      Theres no way it'll be the worst TF thing ever made, so sure, lets give it a shot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no moronic human bullshit so i'll keep an eye on this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Megatron voice actor don't fit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris sounds good but he genuinely fits Optimus better than he does Orion, Keegan unironically should've just done his Toad voice again for Bee, Elita is fine, and Megatron sounds like the youngest one of the group, I don't expect his younger self to sound like a manic old man already but I sure as shit didn't picture this to be what he sounded like before the war

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently the director told Keegan to just use his natural voice

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It kind of annoys me to see how easy it is for these people to forget he's supposed to be one of the younger autobots with how often they shove him into all these main casts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bee should have been Dion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shot of Megatron actually looks decent but there's about 0% chance the tone of this movie will actually be able to convincingly turn the bumbling guy we see in the trailer into capital M Megatron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The director said the trailer doesn't show enough of the serious stuff. We'll see.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pissed that they took one of the most interesting and unique parts of Transformers lore to turn into Mario movie slop, but the people who saw extra footage at CinemaCon said the tone of the trailer is misleading so we'll see.

      Also why do they look like Bionicles?

    • 2 months ago
      Woundwort-fag

      Wasted opportunity to show the best part of the lore in mainstream media, looks like some pg13 shit, I thought it was gonna be with the designs and setting of Bumblebee

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looks like some pg13 shit
        Might actually aim for PG, looks like they're aiming for a younger audience. Gotta sell them toys. Good riddance to bayformers tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ill be dissapointed if they call him Optimus and not Orion since hes not supposed to be Optimus yet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember the movies wouldn't use the name Galvatron after Megatron was revived because they thought it would confuse audiences

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was called Galvatron in 4, but then just went back to Megatron in 5 with no real explanation (well, the meta reason being that Hasbro didn't want Megatron gone for too long because he's too much of a brand character).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've already confirmed he is Orion here but will earn the name Optimus at the end

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is every nodel so rounded? It just looks ugly and out of place in Transformers.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bayverse game Jazz is pretty strong since he took on Starscream, Blackout, and a dozen or so drones.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There hasn't been a good Transformers game since the War for Cybertron series, and the Platinum Games one. Both 2 fricking gens ago. The series used to get pretty good stuff, the frick happened bros?

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t a Transformers game just come out? Fires of Rubicon or something like that?
    Sorry, I’m an adult, so I don’t play or keep up with robots and robot games.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee you're under the age of 18

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s Armored Core you goofball

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NATURE NURTURE HEAVEN AND HOME

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely one of the greatest game trailers, right up there with the mgs 5 ones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE HANDS OF THE MANY MUST JOIN AS ONE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE HANDS OF THE MANY MUST JOIN AS ONE

      For me It's

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of lore would you add to transformers if you had the authority?
    >Megatron is actually a descendant of the quintesson slave robots from Char, mirroring real world history with conquerors being foreign born to the nations they come to lead, like Napolean or Stalin.
    >Roller is more like Optimus's pet, the cybertron equivalent of a dog

    • 2 months ago
      Boco

      Soundwave and Shockwave are brothers. They don't acknowledge it anymore; Shockwave deleted his emotions, Soundwave is disgusted by what Shockwave let himself become.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really an addition but I really liked how Animated handled Primes. I haven't kept up with the lore in the comics or expanded material so maybe it's already been done, but I think it would be cool to see that idea worked into a pre-war story, kinda like how the aligned continuity handled their corruption

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starscream used to be Sunstorm and he changed names and personalities after a traumatic event.
      he goes from a g1 goofball to something more ruthless
      >"Sunstorm's dead. Time to make the stars scream."
      perfectly corny and perfectly poignant

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHOOOOAAAAA OOOOOOOOOHHH
    YOUR CITY LIES IN DUUUUUSSSST

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where can one get the games on pc ?
    On console they are pretty pricey

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can figure out how torrenting works and download a pirated copy easily

      If youre a moral gay about it and wont then get fricked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon has legit steam keys for Fall of Cybertron at $50

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piracy is literally your only option
      Same deal for the first two Marvel Ultimate Alliance games and several other licensed games by Activision

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Member this kino?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Fall's single-player was better, but I liked War's multiplayer more.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Had so much fun playing through WfC's campaign with friends, but FoC's character-specific stages were much better designed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Esclation/survival mode was definitely better in War. Fall's mode was a lot more straight forward and predictable, and you didnt get to play as any trans you wanted to

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Springer, and Arcee had their minds transferred to synthoid bodies and Rodimus got laid?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember Rodimus b***hing about certain thunder-guy because he was a bloody gary stud and Rodimus was literally the only guy that could see this.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't these official anime girls transformers just "holomatters"? They have existed since the idw comic and they don't give a frick what gender they get.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Officially the toys are just plain old figures, No lore, no backstory, they can represent whatever you want them to.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking with Energon?

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high moon studios was in the middle of working on the third game when the aligned continuity was canceled
    >they were forced to use their existing assets to make Rise of the Dark Spark, which was abysmal

    I'm still pissed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What.
      Please tell me this isn't real

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't, that third game, Rise of the Dark Spark was made by some other studio, can't remember if HM had started on anything for 3 though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did reuse a lot of assets from WfC and FoC along with some other games.

          https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers:_Rise_of_the_Dark_Spark

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say that they didn't but I should have clarified that, anon wrote as if assets for a third HM game were used in ROTDS when there are no indications of that.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once again Megatron on the right side of history.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a Shockwave Saturn.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I want to try Devastation or War for Cybertron? I haven't played any of them, just in a mood for some Transformers games after building an Optimus Prime model kit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want a shooter or an action game. I prefer Devastation because I played it and it has a wicked soundtrack.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I lean action, but realistically it's gonna be on whichever one runs better on my end. I'll see what's available on torrents and whichever one seems to most reliable to download I'll go with.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're on steamarchive, much easier to download.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon, I'll try it out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both. Devastation is a DMC/Bayonetta-style game, while WfC is a third-person shooter. They're both really good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can get them all here https://archive.org/details/@oldenfood?query=transformers

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Transformium

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "The red pill"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bud light product placement
      >mark walburg doesn't even drink it
      lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He takes a sip after breaking the bottle and immediately spits it out while saying his lines

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any of you got a favourite Megatron alt mode? Or a

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the broken truck from 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragster from Cybertron/Galaxy Force. I could take or leave the jet but I really like the dragster.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, that weird Batmobile thing. Looked even more like a Batmobile when he became Galvatron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I tend to shittalk IDW, I can't deny that turning him into a stealth bomber was a fricking awesome idea

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the osprey with the fusion cannon mounted on the front

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Turns into a *gun*ship
        DJW you sly fricker

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  61. 2 months ago
    Woundwort-fag

    For me, its Soundwave

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda don't like Transformers but I do wish it got more games and movies so I could keep hearing Optimus' voice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter's voice is truly iconic. God bless that man

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Soundwave animu girl?

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bratty twintail starscream needs correction

      Starscream looks weak to anal

      more?

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    METROPLEX HEEDS THE CALL OF THE LAST PRIME

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bratty twintail starscream needs correction

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine Armada with this Starscream.
      Good fricking lord

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuri?

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I would've waited an eternity for this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's over, Prime!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is she crying

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Accuracy to the source material.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's over, Prime!

      I'VE GOT TO HELP PRIME

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hebe Hotrod could be cute

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stay away, lass! That's Prime's fight!

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heehee trans-former

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M A WOMEN NOW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, I'm just a black guy, I don't really wanna be here.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say something nice to Omega Prime

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to own that Black person next year.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starscream abuse!

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Armada theme is kinda badass.

    ?si=MjWvqkMfqZLuZyRg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armada despite all of its flaws was a pretty good show

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the general opinion on Armada? That, the one before, and Energon were the only ones I got to watch as a kid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a good show, just unfinished because Hasbro tried to air the show before production was finished.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even Micron Legends animation wasn't that much of an improvement. The bigger improvement in Sub is the writing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was pretty good arguably the best show in the unicron trilogy.
        Although pretty much anything is better then Energon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember even at the time those 3d graphics were really weird on those shows, especially with zoids. I remember watching them on YTV

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it looked really rough at times

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God those TF Netflix shows sucked ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we agree that beast wars characters shouldnt come back in their original forms without the old voice actors? I wonder how many of them are still alive. It helps that Neil voiced like 3 of the best characters on the show

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing I want out of Beast Wars is a remaster that uses new graphics and animation; everything else (music, voice acting, sound effects, etc) remains untouched.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, the Mainframe animation stays ON during sex.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was lightning in a bottle. Best you can hope for is a perfect 4k AI upscale (there was one on youtube, but Hasbro got the upscales taken down due to their own 40th anniversary uploads), or a fan does what you described. The IDW comic that came out a few years ago was a pretty good take as well, even if it got canceled due to IDW losing the license.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still kino of the highest order.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post more kino deaths

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino deaths, you say?

        ?si=Vz-XVcTbkxPmbWi-&t=317

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't ask for these feelings again.
          Where did it all go so wrong man?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SOVL

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You did get your Devastation steam trading card badge, right?
    And another full set of cards to sit in your inventory too?

    Hmm, are you even a true transformers fan?

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    t-rex glove handjobs

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a movie around a children's toyline
    >get the best boob animator of all time to work on some scenes
    >give it the best soundtrack of all time
    kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DARE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>get the best boob animator of all time to work on some scenes
      wait what

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        satoshi urushihara was one of the animators on the movie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh pubesman

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >satoshi urushihara was one of the animators on the movie.
          would you kindly post an example or two of his best work?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GET THE FRICK OUT OF ME MEGATRON BUMBLEBEE HELP ME
          >NEYHEHEHEHE I'M INSIDE YOU PRIME

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know why they never did an actual animated GI Joe/Transformers crossover? They done it like, 4 or 5 times in the comics.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the multiplayer in these games. The fire fight mode especially. Shame I cant play it anymore.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this made me shit my pantaloons when i was 8yo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game needs a remaster, just improve the graphics and that's it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just emulate it and it's fine as it is
        textures might be low-res, but they still got that manually fine tuned art direction that makes them detailed enough, and you know damn well that if they were to redo it today, all of that would be gone in favor of more realistic pbr textures, which might look technicaly better but lack any sort of artistic value.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would be thrown through an AI and you'd have a bunch of fricked up textures since activision wouldn't allow enough time to clean everything up. Battlefront 2 from the PS2 couldnt even be re-released without all that frickery and random blender cubes lying around

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any other Beast Wars II + Neo enjoyers in here?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Seacons were the best part of BWII.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m getting Magmatron purely because I read The Gathering as a kid. Razorbeast when?

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the 1986 movie's 40th anniversary, I kinda hope that they do a remaster of it and do things like fix the animation and coloring errors, add the missing fifth Dinobot, and include material from the IDW comic adaptation that showed the Autobots and Decepticons not present at the Battle of Autobot City fighting elsewhere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll do a poster or a 2-3 minute short, at best have Weird Al record a new version of Dare To Be Stupid.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was second in command before Ultra Magnus came along? Ironhide?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Prowl was meant to be.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the pilot it was Jazz, in the rest of the series it was Ironhide. Also I believe Magnus wasn't SiC bu the Autobot Commander on Earth.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Series was wasted on only two games and we were robbed greatness.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hyped to see the trailer for a new cybetron game
      >its a fricking movie tie in with age of extinction or whatever
      I'm still pissed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hyped to see the trailer for a new cybetron game
      >its a fricking movie tie in with age of extinction or whatever
      I'm still pissed

      >Put onto the Deadpool game which was delisted like three separate times or some shit instead of making more proper Cyberludo
      >Devastation's heavy-handed sequel hook is never touched on and Platinum took 7 years to release another good game after Devastation (not counting re-releases) with TFD's director being placed on fricking Babylon's Fall

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >babylon's fall
        Look on my works ye mighty, and despair.

        >being a decepticon soldier/titan in FoC
        Take me back

        For me it was Decepticon Scientist in WfC with the Soundwave alt. WfC Scientists could just do everything support all at once, I loved it.

        For me it was playing scout with an EMP shotgun
        Only weapon from the game that I remember perfectly because I loved it. The only other weapon I remember was that FRICKING scientist rifle from FoC that de-buffed its targets and made half the game's weapons able to one-shot you.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're under arrest, Autoscrap. Hands on your head and spread 'em.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      clang clang

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts transform into handlebars

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant wait to get this for my grandson, hes turning 8 this month. He loves his robot toys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK GET REBOOTED CLANK CLANK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Behold! The most 80s thing of all time.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being a decepticon soldier/titan in FoC
    Take me back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was Decepticon Scientist in WfC with the Soundwave alt. WfC Scientists could just do everything support all at once, I loved it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grey DeLisle as Slipstream
        They frickin knew what they were doing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >titans spamming grenade launcher noobtubes
      >scientists hiding until they can fly in and spawn their turrets for every firefight
      It wasn't all perfect, but I still miss it. I always liked playing as the leader class and using the fusion cannon

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need another series or a movie where the Pretenders are center stage again. Have both the Takara version where the Transformers change into human forms and the Hasbro version where some disguise themselves in shells.

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any love for the DS games being really ambitious with the open world and story?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We will never forget.
      I will never forget.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly great for what amounted to "shovelware"
      I think the DS games were even built upon on the canceled Halo DS. At least, that's what I heard.

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt it canon that the decepticons won, transformers conceded?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the original canon, they looked at the episode count and noticed that optimus was brought back from the dead for the fifth time, so they agreed to a truce and the war ended.
      Then they underwent a massive transformation where they became the Maximals and child Predicons, and they became 10x smaller to save on energon.
      Then BW Megatron enslaves the whole planet and BW Optimus becomes a tree hugger with his gang of newly horrifying fetal syndrome friends.
      The tree huggers free all the citizens of cybetron by turning the whole planet into plants, and everyone becomes a horrifying mutants. The end. Silverbolt also gets to frick a spider lady

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and Rattrap gets to bone a tree lady

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rattrap only has eyes for his aunt Arcee.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the record, the autobot the anon from the Optimus Crime dream dreamt himself as was definitely Ironhide.

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie and tie-in games where Hasbro finally brings back the Go-Bots line when?

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of you can imagine the crimes I'd commit to write my own Transformers comic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just do it and make a fan comic. Nows the time to do so before graphic novels and comics are taken over by AI

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd need an artist, I've tried for many years but I just don't have the drawing bug in me. Spamming words is what I'm good at, and I worry if fanfiction is a step TOO autistic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're only here for so long anon, if you have your heart set on making a transformers comic then you should so it fanfiction or not. Transformers are also pretty blocky so its not like you need to learn superb anatomy skills. Hope you end up finding an artist if thats what you need

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna continue my post. If you do end up making a comic, you could always make a youtube video or something covering it as well to get exposure if thats something you care about. There's a pretty healthy genre of videos going over the events of comics, or fanfic comics of what-if scenarios. I know I've spent a lot of time watching those comic/novelization star wars videos that go something like "what would happen if yoda scratched his balls in revenge of the sith"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna continue my post. If you do end up making a comic, you could always make a youtube video or something covering it as well to get exposure if thats something you care about. There's a pretty healthy genre of videos going over the events of comics, or fanfic comics of what-if scenarios. I know I've spent a lot of time watching those comic/novelization star wars videos that go something like "what would happen if yoda scratched his balls in revenge of the sith"

            Thanks for the encouragement, anon. I dunno what form it'll take just yet but I'll put my idea out there somehow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TF movies are just pure eyecandy jesus
      All those whirling cogs and rotors and transmissions and shit just get me so hot and bothered

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ehh, Bumblebee and Rise of the Beasts have pretty mediocre CGI compared to the Bayformers ones.

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cybertron IS the center of my universe, how is it not the heart of yours?

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cybertron is the center of MY universe! How is it not at the heart of yours?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Absolute kino forever locked away in the vaults of license frickery
      Devastation was amazing and deserves better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hypothetically would this megatron throw hands with FoC megatron for corrupting his with dark energon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely, G1 Megs would be completely fricking livid at the idea of another Megatron being a 100% responsible of Cybertron's destruction

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blitzwing would be such a bawd.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on which personality is in charge of the body at the moment. One's a prude, one hyperfixates on one dude to the point of yandere, one's a genuine bawd.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, that only applies to Animated Blitzwing. G1 Blitzwing would throw her panties at any attractive man then crush his pelvis that night and laugh mockingly as she left.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, that only applies to Animated Blitzwing. G1 Blitzwing would throw her panties at any attractive man then crush his pelvis that night and laugh mockingly as she left.

        If we go by Sunbow G1 Blitzwing would be super old.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gilf.

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    transformers is extremely gay

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder: megatron truly is the good guy

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want this thread to end

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just be happy that it happened anon. maybe some day the series will be relevant again... someday

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad it's ending, just serves as proof that this franchise's popularity isn't entirely dead outside of Ganker and /toy/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice, but we do have to go back to our scheduled Culture War nonsense. Wouldn't be Ganker (or Ganker) without the whole "hay in the needlestack" thing going on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this thread was on the brink of dying like 50 times by now. there's no shame in repeatedly bumping it. tf threads on Ganker are one of the few places where you can experience meaningful discussion

      It's nice, but we do have to go back to our scheduled Culture War nonsense. Wouldn't be Ganker (or Ganker) without the whole "hay in the needlestack" thing going on.

      no.
      >captcha HASPPP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still bummed that Death's Head can't return to the Transformers. Would be awesome to see him in a new series or movie, yes?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love this homies lore reason of switching IP ownership being he just decided to move to a different universe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been lovely, I hope that Reactivate game isn't shit so we can have a presence on Ganker without needing to reminisce.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that the decepticon campaign in war for cybertron is just megatron going full autistic and brute forcing his way through suicide missions while not giving a shit about all his troops dying along from it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      UNACCEPTABLE! THEY SHOULD BE VICTORIOUS OR DEAD!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn man this makes me really hope we'll get a remaster to replay these campaigns games just so that I can hear the banter again, and listen to barricade piss himself when hes being forced to take on omega supreme

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Breakdown

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whoops yeah that guy. It was nice that these games could have more obscure transformers instead of just featuring the usual lineup thats also in the bayformer movies. They could have easily just went with Devastator in FOC but they chose Bruticus instead. Then we also got a cliff jumper mission instead of bumblebee (though that was probably just because of the prime cartoon)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I find it funny how Prime Breakdown is the same one from WoC who decided to bulk up after a fight with Bulkhead.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh didn't know that. I never watched through all of Prime but I know it heavily influenced Fall of Cybertron's development since the execs wanted it to be in the same continuity. Seems like they even wanted to retcon War for Cybetron as Megatron'a audio logs reference the start of the great war the way it went down in Prime. Megs talks about starting the war because the counsil chose Optimus over him to be prime, despite Optimus being chosen to be the last prime out of desperation near the end of the war. Thank god they were able to convince Hasbro to put the Dinobots in the game, In one of the interviews Matt talked about how hard they had to pitch having Dinobots in the game during the cybertron war before Earth. The games were always meant to be a G1 love letter so they did a good job maneuvoring the suits when it came to the story

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bumblebee loses his voice offscreen instead of when he dives in front of Optimus at the end of his chapter
                Some dumb shit crept in but it could have been worse

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shoot yeah I forgot about that. If this game was released closer to Revenge of the Fallen we definitely would have been playing as Devastator instead of Brute. At least we got a real finale before hasbro/activision suits could go full moron with the series and make the dark spark

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Originally the games and show were going to be far more interconnected as per the Aligned continuity bible, but the makers of Prime were absolutely adamant about not following the plan and they did everything they could to keep the show as separate as possible. FoC tried to work with it but it should have just continued completely from WfC.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its a good thing they did. Prime is supposed to be its own thing while the game focused on fan service

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aligned Continuity
                >look inside
                >Unaligned

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The games are loosely related to the show. Same universe.

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute and canon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too remember Kiss Players.

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Wrecker X-Com game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Cybertron War turn based game where you make your own Transformers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Cybertron War turn based game where you make your own Transformers.

      A TBS Transformers game would be awesome. Imagine the strategies you could use with transforming.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would be Hot rod's appearance if they were based on earth's vehicles?
    >Hot rod would be a Dodge Charger
    >Rodimus would be a Dodge Ramcharger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hot Rod: Pinto
      >Rodimus Prime: Garbage truck

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transformers would work great as a mario and rabbids/xcom kind of game.
    New mobility gimmicks could easily be implemented with vehicle modes as well, making positioning and movement more in-depth.

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really miss the old IDW comic about the Lost Light ship and its crew. It was like 90's star trek, with the crew just out exploring the galaxy trying to find something, while getting into all kinds of crazy shenanagins.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Careful anon some TF fans shit their pants if you say anything positive about IDW

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had some great moments but boy shit got dumb towards the end

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Careful anon some TF fans shit their pants if you say anything positive about IDW

          I enjoyed MTMTE, but it got significantly worse near the end. Doesn’t help that Roberts is the kind of moron to unironically use the word “mansplaining”

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was a fun thread. Some day we will get more transformer vidya

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amen to that, brother, I don't have a lot of faith on Reactivate ever coming out, but if it does, I hope it resurrects TF discussion in Ganker for a good while, whether it's because it ends up being bad or surprisingly good doesn't matter to me

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the netflix series worth watching? i dropped it after the first season with optimus' random voicecracks and bumblebee sounding tired and fed up 24/7 and megatron being just stone cold and boring

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE ARE NOT THE DECEPTICONS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've heard, they are just a mess and get worse as it goes on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is the netflix series worth watching?
      no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They turnes Beast Wars Megatron into a whiny fanboy for G1 Megatron
      These guys misread the characters so bad. BW Megs followed his footsteps but he wouldnt suck his dick. Also dinobot is just a black guy

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thread lads

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Prime Soundwave

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best redesigns in the franchise

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, I like his bulkier look in the flashbacks a lot more

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