>try to play video games
>remember I'm a handholdless virgin
>start crying
>can't focus on the game through my tears
>lie down in my bed and cry until I can't cry anymore
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>try to play video games. >remember I'm a handholdless virgin. >start crying
animegirlsniffinghair...
im not a virgin thoughbeit but i am lonely thoughbeit
>thoughbeit
Don't let women control you this way anon, and make you feel bad about yourself.
You should not need women to feel happy or complete.
Realise that your emotions and desires are a product of your mind, and that you CAN overcome them
Its ok to be a virgin. A woman's love is conditional, and sex is just chemicals in your brain. Orgasming does not feel different whether you do it with your hand or in a vegana.
Also if all you want is to have sex you could just frick a hooker.
Eitherway, don't let yourself feel down because of women
>le cool anime guy image
>virgin cope post
lmao
>virgin cope post
Everything i said is true tho?
Your ego, happiness, and sense of fulfillment should not revolve around women.
t. mommy issue having simp
That’s cool. Wanna play some strive with me?
no I hate that game
this too
I just see no reason to motivate myself when I don't have a girl to impress or to cheer me on
See me in SF6?
you like division 2?
never played it
maybe but that game just makes me angry usually
uno you like?
>don't have a girl to impress or to cheer me on
You want a waifu for that, not a 3dpd woman you absolute moron
>waifu
>3dpd
literally an incel cope for never being able to get a girl to like them
frick off with this moronic meme
This "meme" is older than you are zoomzoom
I feel that. Especially when reading clannad. I need a girl to strive for
I'll do a quick first to ten with you, if you want. I play May. Let me know, and then I'll start up the game. Make a room in the meantime and I'll jump in quick.
why are you NTRing me in my own thread
I don't even have friends to play video games with either
It's not all about you. Someone offered to play Strive with you. You said no. I want to play Strive. Simple as that. If anything, I feel more bad for the dude you rejected than I do for you.
Shit, this is kind of awkward. My internet literally just went down and I’m typing this on my phones hotspot.
Damn, not like this. I'll lurk in this thread for a bit in case you come back and still want to play.
Maybe we’ll meet in the public lobbies one day. May we meet again, anon…
Fair enough then. Thanks for letting me know instead of leaving me hanging. Peace out.
I don't really care about being a handholdless virgin but I do care about being a useless NEET who can't bring himself to not be a NEET.
shut up Black person
It's unironically better to be a virgin than a sexhaver
Woah nice blog. I'm not reading it though.
It's ok anon please don't cry. *hugs you*
>be virgin
>don't have to worry about pregnancies or STDs
it's not so bad
this
imagine getting some weird shit std from a mediocre whole
the next woman i have sex with wont reach puberty in a few years time
I'm convinced STDs aren't actually real and are just used to scare kids out of having sex
I literally could have gotten laid in high school but I was scared of that fake shit and now I'm a fricking turbovirgin incel
with women having 30+ partners by the start of their 20s, rest assured, stds are very much real and only get worse the older women get. The only way to make sure she is 100% clean is to frick lgs, thats what ill do once i make enough money and leave the country for some poor shithole. """Adopt""" an lg from the market and groom her into my perfect wife
The frick are lgs
little g's, imagine andrew tate but female and small
honestly even with condoms, I'm still too scared to have sex
>1milimeter of rubber is all that stands between you and a life ruining pregnancy
if you think about it from a risk to reward perspective, the enjoyment you get from sex isn't worth the potential consequence
but that's literally what makes it exciting
I can think of no greater rush than fricking a fertile, ovulating woman raw
I literally think about it every fricking moment of my life and it overwhelms me
Unironically, I have a similar mentality. It's mostly an excuse thing, I'd totally frick if I could get a girlfriend, but that idea does freak me out.
I'm also a handholdless virgin at 39 years old. I exercise or practice piano to avoid feeling like shit. Life's pretty good, but I am bitter-as-frick and will reject anyone who isn't the female equivalent of myself.
>waahh I'm sad and lonely
Bitch, there's literally a sketchy dating site advertising on Ganker now. You literally no longer have an excuse.
>dating site
I made both a tinder and hinge and have gotten no matches from either of them after a year
not him but yeah, many men get no matches on sites like tinder because its majority male and women on their have high standards due to all the choice + the fact that its mostly appearance based.
You're using the most popular dating sites with ridiculous competition. Sometimes you gotta go out of your way to find something unusual. I hope you're okay with dating a troony though. I wouldn't worry about getting robbed or too fricked over because people with balls don't go on Ganker.
what site are you even talking about
I can't even make myself open either of those I made a profile on because I get too scared and embarrassed
I don't see ads for it on Ganker anymore, but this was the website that was advertising on here recently. I would expect your email info to get sold off more than anything else, but hey, I'm desperate enough that I might give this a shot myself.
https://desumatch.com/
what happens after you submit stuff? can you even see other profiles? it seems barren
I haven't bothered to look into it myself and I have no idea how it works. Also, I just noticed the line: "We offer this service for free for women. It is a paid service for men." which is honestly understandable considering the undoubtable userbase population. Frick that shit though; I wouldn't pay money to a shady dating website that probably has a 5/95 percent ratio of women to men.
>We offer this service for free for women. It is a paid service for men. Pricing is customized per client. For men to qualify they have to be stable enough to travel and eventually support a move.
I want to fricking kill everyone on earth
why the frick was I born a man
the entire fricking structure of society hates me and wants me to suffer
Why the frick do you think trannies are on the rise? I can't even blame those homosexuals anymore; women get everything and trannies get double. It's just logical at this point.
I literally would troon out if I wasn't 26 and stuck living with my homophobic enabling boomer parents
I cannot live as a man
I would never troon out, no matter what. I fricking most definitely would not take hormones or have surgery. That's just admitting defeat at that point. It's nice to have a crossdressing fetish and whatnot, but that's not my whole lifestyle. Society has literally accepted sexual degenerates as normal people. The trannies are one thing, and that's bad enough as is, but the drag queens are fricking insane. Like, yeah, they've been around for as long as I can remember, but now they're being fricking celebrated; it's absurd. I miss when cute traps were some lesser known taboo.
lmfao I just saw the “For men to qualify they have to be stable enough to travel and eventually support a move” what the hell is this gay bullshit. Really proving that “femcels” are a fricking meme and pushing for chads only
63 trustscore and low activity
yeah femcels are burning to meet up with some neckbeard
no clue what youre on about schizo newbie
shut your fricking moron mouth i was stating that the website is fricking scam like your incestious moron mothers hole
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I have this problem too. I am attracted to cute things like anime girls but the same things are what make me depressed because I get rejected by every girl I have ever talked to. And I even lowered my standards I’m literally asking out 4/10 girls and still being rejected and I even had plastic surgery to look more attractive too. vidya is supposed to be my escape from reality yet I focus on reality the whole time. I should kill myself.
so just literally have sex? what's the problem?
you for not granting me access to your holes
>imagine asking for permission
Couldn't be me.
enjoy being gay in prison
plenty of sex there
>getting caught
YNGMI
I can't
I don't have a license so I can't leave my house
I don't have friends so I don't have anywhere to go or do anything
my interests have no females involved to begin with (video games and Ganker)
I'm developmentally stunted because of my abusive upbringing so I'm terrified of women and can't make myself talk to them even if I have the chance and cannot even fathom how to show interest or hook up with one
it's literally an alien concept to me
make friends
get hobbies like cooking, music, etc.
go outside and talk to random people on the street
train yourself to overcome social anxiety. literally just do it over and over again until you become numb.
>make friends
how
>get hobbies like cooking, music, etc.
this is not specific and learning to cook or some shit will not get me talking to people
>go outside and talk to random people on the street
about what? how? I live in a suburb and approaching people like that just makes you look like a rapist
>train yourself to overcome social anxiety. literally just do it over and over again until you become numb.
I've tried for 10+ years and cannot do it
I barely even have opportunities because I can't leave my fricking house
learn hobbies and then go to social events where people engage in those hobbies.
go to community events. check your local library. community theatre is also good.
>about what? how?
Doesn't matter, just do it.
>I barely even have opportunities because I can't leave my fricking house
Well there's the answer to your problem.
I literally did this
I went to smash and fighting game meetups for years
I've gone to a local anime convention for 10 years
I'm still a fricking handholdless virgin and can't talk to people
why the frick do you people keep giving worthless advice
What anime convention ?
I live near colossal con and never went because girls literally go there for the attention and nothing more. And the girls are usually there with their gf or bf too.
animazement
there are no different environments
and social skills my ass, I barely talk to anyone because I'm so fricking scared and can't approach people
must be nice to not be a fricking prisoner in your childhood home miles away from civilization
Do you have a public library near you? Do you have a community theatre? Church? Charity organization? Go out and join in something. You will likely get scared and go home. That's fine. Do it again the next day. It's like working out. You don't get instant results. You put in a little bit every day. You managed to go to cons and meetups, places where you have to be around people and talk to them. So you can do it. That's not a debate, it's a fact. It is possible. Now you have to apply those skills in new situations. So go out and practice.
anon I can't
I don't drive and live in a burger suburb
everything is miles away and I literally cannot fricking do anything
Get your parents to drive you then. Learning to drive isn't difficult, it's mostly just paying attention to your surroundings. Start working on that as well.
my parents can't drive me
they both work the whole day or get drunk and scream at each other
it's also horrifically embarrassing to have my dad drop me off and pick me up places
>must be nice to not be a fricking prisoner in your childhood home miles away from civilization
It is nice, actually. I nearly dropped out of college, but I stuck with it and ended up getting picked up by a pretty shitty company. I was working my fricking ass off, 50+ hour weeks in addition to miserable travel for months at a time. But, after putting in my dues, along with plenty of b***hing, I've had a cushy as frick position for the past six years now. I've focused hard on my youtube channel as a hobby and I've had plenty of time to practice fighting games, and I've been doing way better than I ever would've expected. Getting 49th out of 2,474 at EVO is fricking sick to me. Anyway, if you can find some kind of opportunity, you gotta take it. Sometimes it won't pay off for years, but you gotta have a combination of work ethic, patience, and plenty of luck too.
>but you gotta have a combination of work ethic, patience, and plenty of luck too
I have literally none of this
I literally left college because of a traumatic accident and then I didn't want to go back because I never wanted to go in the first place
I've been a bedridden neet for 8 years since
Well then, I don't know what to tell you. If the accident didn't physically cripple you, then you need to be stronger and put yourself out there, simple as that. No matter how traumatic the accident may have been, if it led to the death of a loved one or if Tyrone rapped you in the ass, you still gotta keep your head up and push forward. Ultimately, no one can do that but you, and the best time to start is the second you wake up in the morning. If you can't do it, then so be it. None of us are anyone special and I've got my own problems to worry about anyway.
>put yourself out there
you don't know how much I fricking despise this normalhomosexual non advice
why are you people never fricking specific? do you think I read this shit and know what the frick you fricking mean?
I don't know what else other advice to give, then. You need to find the answer for yourself and from within yourself. For what it's worth, I wasn't really happy with my life until I was about 28 or 30 years old, something like that. My teens had the usual ups and downs, my 20's were a bit rocky, and 24 - 26 were really rough. It got better from there. I'm 34 now, and I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm also a virgin, although I did have a girlfriend in middle school that I used to makeout with and fingerbang. That part was nice, but actually hanging out with her was shitty; we weren't compatible at all. I feel like a loser for never having sex, but I've finally gotten over it. Not saying that you simply have to get over it but, for me at least, my life got better, and having a girlfriend in middle school wasn't an automatic improvement at all.
> also a virgin, although I did have a girlfriend
why the frick are you even replying to me
you do not not anything about my suffering
suffering because you havent fricked a women yet come on if you really want one just go buy from a prostitute or hit a strip club yes women at strip clubs be giving it up inbefore i dont want to pay for it
you pay for pussy one way or the other
and whats your end goal after fricking you want to start a family a relationship or just to frick let me tell you going on dinner dates spending on a women adds up do you have the funds to support that
I would never spend money on a stranger
also I can't leave my house and prostitutes are illegal
So subconsciously you don't want pussy because you going to have to spend directly or indirectly
Even if you go to the bar and by her a drink you are spending it on a stranger
Well there you go then, you have shown that you do have social skills. Now you just need to apply them in different environments.
Man, considering how often I travel for fighting game tournaments, I should really start up a Hinge account and see what I get out of it. I'm sure Tinder is way too tainted with thots looking for an easy drink at a bar.
lets me truly break this down as a real homie
friends most people dont have friends and you would be lucky to even have 1 friend if you cant view that person you call friend as a brother if your in trouble does he have your back same goes for you do you have his back
a friend can be closer to you then a brother
i agree with what the other guy said go find another hobby to add to gaming hit the gym become a movie buff and go to the theater often hoes loves movies now you might say but but none of that interest me fair now let me fix that problem to meet new people for you
go to gaming conventions if you are in a big city hit up gaming cafes a lot of women goes there if you want to meet some and talk to them go to fighting game tournaments talk to people at work about gaming personally i dont recommend that because i go to work to get that money and not talk to people but its still a option
social anxiety idk how to help you with this one lol since im a introvert and an proud anti social person but the best i can say is be yourself
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How? Any girl that’s not obese thinks she’s a 10/10 out of my league even tho I’m attractive myself.
so lower your standards?
you're the one who apparently HAS to have sex, why are you complaining?
I don’t need to have sex that bad that I would frick Jabba the Hutt. I have lowered my standards
I want to make some nonnie friends but I'm scared I'll add a schizo and not the fun kind.
same, honestly
do you have a throwaway?
Settle down with a nice 2D girl.
Fixed all my similar issues.
Problem is you have to genuinely love her, you can't force it.
can i really make threads by begging and being a pathetic homosexual on Ganker - Video Games?
is it really that simple?
Unfortunately, yes. Even "How's that YouTube channel going?" threads are better than this.
i wish more anons actually posted their channels & streams. i really liked the splatterhouse video an anon did
here's a video I made forever ago
You're talking about 02, right? I wouldn't consider him a "friend" of mine, but we watch each other's videos and talk on occasion. Super cool dude. He used to post cool Smash Bros clips and more recently has been making in-depth and entertaining walkthroughs on Super Mario 1, 2, PacMan, and Splatterhouse. Every once in a while, you'll find a gem in the rough. For that matter, I've made some of my best friends from posting my channel on here and it's really changed my life in a way. I don't know where I'd be if I didn't make those friends, honestly. Too bad supposed "e-celeb" isn't video game related, oh, but this thread is fine though, totally.
not OP but frick it I'm drunk and lonely, should I post a contact
Probably not the atmosphere of this thread isn't very good sadly.
yeah fair, if there any girls itt they're probably not the kind worth talking to
every time I've tried to add someone the conversation always fizzles out or they refuse to actually do anything with me
I hate people
why can't I just be happy being alone instead of fricking miserable and suicidal
It's my fault for being a coward, I'm sorry anon.
cringe zoomer pity party thread. i dab on all of you sad sacks.
ayo
Stop posting on v and start making steps towards hooking up with someone then. Self pity won't take you anywhere
>be me
>wife
>baby
>mortgage
>no friends
>game for maybe an hour or two every week
it's a trap
>has a house
>has a wife
>has the audacity to complain about fricking anything
you don't know how much I want to fricking beat the shit out of you
sorry lad but mo' money mo' problems, as the Black folk say
Just stop caring. I did.
>real man's problems thread
>devolves into unga bunga muh nunga
What the frick
>finally lose virginity
>sex feels pretty gud, but not THAT good
>after a couple of weeks quickly realize women are obnoxious and not worth the hassle
>comfily return to your single life while patiently waiting for further advancements in robowives and AI
anyone else? I'd suggest all of you to have sex, just so you can remove the idea of it bothering you every minute.
it's not sex, it's being desired. it's having a companion, love, family, the things you were promised since you were a child. it's why this poor bastard
wants to beat the shit out of me, it literally completes your genetic programming in an indescribable way. at the same time, these pitiful wretches don't realize the amount of mental, emotional and physical work involved in maintaining a functioning family unit, so they're largely unaware of what they're lusting after. for what it's worth, i wish the c**ts god speed
>porn is controlling you, you need to stop being an addict
>you should let a woman control you, you should be addicted to women
>24 almost 25
>virgin
>not kissless, handholdless, hugless, etc
>have received nudes from maybe five different girls
>socially crippled from autism and a lifetime of Ganker usage
I've decided trying to be a normalgay is worth it. Is it too late for me?
>dude I'm such an autist I've only received nudes from 5 girls XD
have a nice day.
nudes mean absolutely nothing
>dude it's no big deal I only managed to arouse a woman enough to do something as risky as send me nudes I'm basically on the same level as people who can't tonorher humans.
most of them were random fricking egirls I met on Ganker, anon. not exactly bragging rights. if anything I'm a desperate prostitute for not turning them down.
not him but have a nice day
have a nice day
Good luck Chad.
>"Just have sex" the thread
lel, fricking monkeys
genuinely, how do you improve yourself when you are depressed and have no one to help you?
I have no family or friends and I'm too mentally dead inside to do anything
I need help but there's no one who can help me
Spite.
Same when Im playing koikatsu