Trying to come back to this is impossible. Trying re learn or just learn how to play a job is way to complicated.

Trying to come back to this is impossible. Trying re learn or just learn how to play a job is way to complicated. Am I just to retarted to play this game? I really feel like I'm getting filtered here.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying re learn or just learn how to play a job is way to complicated
    literally just use a training dummy

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lookup flow chart on how to play job
    >stand by target dummy and practice flow chart
    >????
    >profit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are videos for morons like you that explain a rotation in 5 minutes.

      any recommendations? I'm trying to learn SAM and it's confusing what combos I need to use and what the optimal rotations are.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last time I picked up a new job, I just did an internet search; "FFXIV 6.3 BRD rotation". Icy-veins has been a reliable site that usually pops up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        open with the combo that increases attack speed, the rest is very self explanatory

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are the glowing fricking buttons not helpful enough?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of the above plus, for learning a new job I recommend queuing into low-level dungeons to get the basics down and then move your way up. Especially for newer classes that start out off at a high level.

        Alternatively, you can do something like Palace of the Dead solo starting at floor 1 to practice your job, since it starts you off at level 1 and you quickly level up as you move up the floors. PotD caps at level 60 but that will give you the basic rundown of most jobs.

        This anon has got it as well. If sitting in front of a target dummy and just following a flow chart or video doesn't work for you, then try Palace of the Dead. It's been awhile since I've done it, but I used it all the time to 'slowly' adjust to new skills. Having to learn in a more practical setting can work wonders. Seeing abilities and skills unlock as you level up can help learn the intended flow of a job.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how the frick do people remember this shit. might as well try to recite a random international phone number.
          >this is just the opener. now you have to do the rest of the 2 minute rotation.
          frick off

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF14 players conflate annoyance with difficulty. The more buttons a spec has, the harder (and thus the cooler they are for playing it) it is. If you ever mention that maybe having less more meaningful buttons instead of bloated action bars of combo abilities that do literally nothing that couldn't be accomplished by merging the abilities into one dynamic button, you will get called every variation of moron they can think of.

            They say this while using an addon that turns their static, non-interactive 2 minute rotations into a single button by the way.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Introduce them to Judy Stroyer and Judy Glover

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's quite a lot of projection going on in here

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >FF14 players conflate annoyance with difficulty. The more buttons a spec has, the harder (and thus the cooler they are for playing it) it is. If
              meanwhile everyone thinks BLM and MNK are the hardest jobs and they barely have any buttons

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                BLM I get, since mechanics can really frick you out of casting, but why MNK

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                MNK difficulty is overrated, you just have to track two timers, and the burst can be a bit weird. Optimising around downtime is more interesting than on other jobs but noobs see some advanced tech and think that means it's hard to do the basic rotation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah, I was thinking along similar lines of "because they have to think a tiny bit instead of spamming like a robot"
                I feel like the modern XIV player genuinely could not handle a simple priority rotation where you just push shit on cooldown and I wonder where things went so wrong

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            at first look it may appear hard, but is really easy, combos are always 1-2-3, you know what button to press after. the dificult part is doing all that shit while dancing aropund on extreme trials.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah idk man I feel like I'd have better luck learning a new language.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rotations from this piece of shit game are burned into my memory. I wish I could forget them. COMPLICATED? Are you fricking kidding me? Every job is a 24-piece jigsaw that only goes together one way, over and over again, for 11 fricking minutes.

                Learn the language. Seriously. You'll get way more out of your life studying something useful than you will mashing glowing fricking squares until carpal tunnel sets in.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Languages are fricking useless.
                t. trilingual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is just the basic 123 combo with 1&2 removed, positioning doesn't even matter because of True North which should be removed from the game because all it does is dumb everything down.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the rest of the 2 minute rotation is just GCD filler and resource holding until the 2 min again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can skip the potion and it looks daunting because you're weaving ogcds but you're not doing much else most of the time during an opener anyways.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If it's off cooldown, it's getting used.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im a SAM main so I could answer any questions about why certain things are used when, how to account for drift (2 gcd - 4 gcd depending on SKS) optimal time to use enpi/hakagure, optimal time to reset Higanbana, how to use a finisher combo for when things are about to die, why Gekko first, optimal True North usage, etc...

            Though keep in mind you can easily clear content without learning all the advance shit, I just find the game more fun learning about it and using it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't really memorize it as this esoteric chart. I mean some people probably do but if you know your abilities you know when to hit them. Like you make sure you've got buffs up before you hit your biggest attack. Simple as.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read what Meikyo Shisui does, and everything will make sense. It's just
            >apply buffs + finisher with 1st Meikyo
            >apply dot (faster with 2nd Meikyo)
            >big badaboom 2 min CD
            >finish 2nd Meikyo

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah thats pretty much it other than weaving in Third Eye and Shinten's.

              Be warned though the discord has an error in their rotation afterwards when explaining 1 min or "odd" intervals that I've tried to get them to fix but they wont for whatever reason (probably too annoying to make another chart)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >(probably too annoying to make another chart)
                Balancegays have a history of intentionally teaching people suboptimal rotations so they can keep the proper way to themselves to more easily secure high parses.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that true? Damn I didnt know, but there really is no where else to go other than reading other peoples casts in fflogs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                People in this game take their logs VERY serious. One of my FC members was telling about in-game drama, and how one guy took someone's spot on the leaderboard it caused a mental breakdown and the person began to slander the guy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I understand wanting to get a good log, since im a parsegay, but like if someone beat me I would just think they played better than me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the error?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks reasonable enough to me. Higanbana application lines up perfectly if I do my filler properly, playing as fast SAM.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how the frick do people remember this shit
            Its not hard to do so. Its just memorization. Even if you screw it up a few times you should be able to recover and still do decent DPS. Unless you're running the hardest content in the game, you'll probably be fine. Even then you can probably still screw up your rotation a few times and succeed so long as you don't frick up the fight's mechanics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/OUKscMR.jpg

        Trying to come back to this is impossible. Trying re learn or just learn how to play a job is way to complicated. Am I just to retarted to play this game? I really feel like I'm getting filtered here.

        the reason why the game gets dumbed down further every expansion pack. incredible to see it in person, didn't know it was real how fricking moronic one person can even be but i guess their main audience are people who are as fricking stupid as you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          reminder, there was a non-insignificant amount of players who asked for gnashing fang to be one button.
          And they fricking won.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nothing stopping you from putting GF on 3 different hotkeys

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not removed difficulty, that's just convenience. Most people don't want to get carpal tunnel from button bloat in funny magic crystal game.
            Frick Ninja for still having this many buttons btw.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just hit the glowing buttons and then when I get all three emblems I hit the big sheathe attack. I’m 100% not playing optimally but 14 is designed for you to be a shitter so it doesn’t matter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1-2-3
        1-4-5
        6-7
        8

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can group skills into categories like off-GCD, single-target, multi-target, start learning a rotation that works, then look up optimal rotations online

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are videos for morons like you that explain a rotation in 5 minutes.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is every " alien " in final fantasy games just humans with some minor addition added to their face?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The aliens in ffxiv are dragons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dragons
      >robots
      >voids wearing hoodies
      >rabbits?
      Technically the only example that fits your description is godbert, who is just a human with 6 dots on his head

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is Godbert
        I swear to frick, did NONE of you actually pay attention to the final quest? The current living Hildibrands *aren't* aliens. Godbert's ancestors were adopted.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          both godbert and nashu immediately lampshade how unlikely the alien explanation is too since julyan is also superstrong and isn't related by blood to the mandervilles

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I paid as much attention as I could

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nuh uh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baffling post.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how people like you can even exist. Just take 5 minutes to read the skills and try them out. If you can't do that, you are not just too moronic to play the game, you're too moronic to live.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the above plus, for learning a new job I recommend queuing into low-level dungeons to get the basics down and then move your way up. Especially for newer classes that start out off at a high level.

    Alternatively, you can do something like Palace of the Dead solo starting at floor 1 to practice your job, since it starts you off at level 1 and you quickly level up as you move up the floors. PotD caps at level 60 but that will give you the basic rundown of most jobs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon I'll give this a shot. My biggest issue is understanding all the skill names. It's a bit overwhelming with so many and knowing when to use them. I know I could probably just spam random buttons like others here suggest but I would like to at least play the game somewhat optimally.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    play healer. you can clear the entire story by pressing 2 buttons. spam heal the same move and your dps rotation is 1 button over and over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All healer jobs have dots

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take it slow, and one step at a time. Trying to rush and overwhelm yourself is a good way to get demoralized and burnt out.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you black or brown, OP?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it weird how FF fanbase is so obsessed with rotations when average encounter is faceroll. Dungeons are aoe spamfests for speedrunning dailies.

    You don't need to know your job. Just stand in correct place and spam aoe or 123

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dungeons are aoe spamfests for speedrunning dailies
      yeah and it turns out you can speedrun faster if you know how to play the class

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH MAN I GOT MY TOMES 2 MINUTES FASTER BEST GAME

        Way to miss the point.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a pathetic strawman argument

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IT'S FOR SPEEDRUNNING
          >"you can do it faster if you know your class"
          >WHO CARES
          I'm so sick of you bad faith homosexuals, please have a nice day

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Content designed to be done as fast as possible is a chore. It's not fun. It makes a boring shit game. You are paying $60 + sub fee to click through dialogue and get 6 shitty dungeons over with as fast as possible because you hate doing them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you responding with a non-sequitur? Shut up.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I want to take 3 times as long as I do now to do a dungeon I already did 50 times before because I know no other way to justify paying 13 dollars a month
              Was it mental illness?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I do it 50 times?

                Maybe dailies is fricking stupid and only shit games do them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would I do it 50 times?
                then why the frick care about how good it is on repeat

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want it to be good just 1 time. The game can't even do that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's good for me one time. 🙂
                The whole spectacle bs of the dungeon works just fine.
                And then on repeat runs, there's very little friction.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong genre moron, leave

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Content designed to be done as fast as possible is a chore. It's not fun.
              Welcome to every dungeon
              Extreme is the easiest the game gets while also being fun
              The only time normal roulette content is fun is when half your team is brain dead and die during normal raids or alliance raids (except the EW normal/alliance raids are piss easy and even in week 1 people weren't dying to them)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filthy casual not doing real content

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real content? You mean DDR?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          stand and let mechanic resolve xd

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you ever want to do something beyond the "average encounter" where its not faceroll, it'd be really good to know how to play properly. Learning the rotation doesn't even take very much time or effort, I don't understand why someone would be adamantly against something so basic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why FF14 trannies are against dungeons that aren't linear wall to wall pulls.
        The bulk of this game is reading dialogue and doing content like I just described.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know why FF14 trannies are against dungeons that aren't linear wall to wall pulls.
          because what you want is novel the first 2 times

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What you want isn't fun the 1st time. It's borderline mobile game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              someone should really encourage people to learn to make their arguments with a generous heaping of hyperbole

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know why FF14 trannies are against dungeons that aren't linear wall to wall pulls.
            The bulk of this game is reading dialogue and doing content like I just described.

            Even if they give us a non-linear dungeon, people still take at most a week to find the optimal/fastest meta route through it. It will effectively be reduced to a linear wall to wall dungeon regardless of whether it actually is one or not.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This.
              Adding some alt pathway with a chest that gives a random dungeon ring or something isn't actually going to make for a more exciting dungeon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF14 was built on the WotLK model of gameplay, for better or worse. Wall to wall AoE pulls and bosses with predictable set in stone mechanics. The middle ground between when WoW was soulful kino and when it became mind numbingly tedious.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >FF14 was built on the WotLK model of gameplay
              MoP model of gameplay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theres other content thats not wall 2 wall pulls, Eureka, Bozja?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you and all the people quoting you make a mistake: what you consider "hard" or "competent" and what most of the ff14 player consider the definitions of those words are two vastly different things. the vast majority of players freestyle their rotation, have no clue about aoe or rotations, and only have a vague notion that they shouldn't stand in bad circles (and they have barely any excuse to stand in them in the first place unlike dps tryhards who sometimes get hit by them out of greeding uptime). the deeper you dive into the community and the more people you get to know the more you realize just how fricking bad the general playerbase is in pretty much any game but ff14 really has an elevated number of morons on top of that.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    notice how this shit is only an issue on damage jobs? tank and healer are so fricking braindead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have their own mechanics, like healplans, swaps. Tanking p10s is more involved than dosing or, because if you frick up your additional mechanics, there is a pretty good chance everyone dies.

      Hell, a tank just mistiming their invuln on HH will wipe a group.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda crazy how there's 7 magic types of damage and 3 physical types of damage but there's no interaction with any of them in 99% of all content.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the 1%? I don't remember a single time in the entirety of ff14 where damage type mattered

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        blue mage.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Am I just to retarted
    holy kek
    unironically yes

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you come back?
    you're free. the game is dead and you're one foot out of the sunken cost fallacy, don't put the other back in.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    which jobs are you trying to play and in what?
    that might help

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >i fricking hate how you have to weave in between skills that you can even have a good look at the cool samurai animations
    I'm still fricking PISSED they removed Kaiten. It was the fricking coolest animation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea, kaiten was pretty amazing, it gave anticipation to the skills, and the animation was great.
      i just hope they added it back in dawntrail, and for frick sake, consolidate half of the samurai skills because holy frick is boated as frick.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really want to play samurai, but i fricking hate how you have to weave in between skills that you cant even have a good look at the cool samurai animations. i fricking hate that.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need an optimal button layout for every job for controller.
    preferably for steam deck. wait is it possible to share character config files?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you are a returning player just look up your skill rotation then do a lvl 50 dungeon with npc teammates, then a lvl 60 dungeon etc all the way to lvl 80 and you will easily be up to date with game mechanics

    ff14 skill rotation is legit braindead, anyone should be able to reach average skill level in less than an hour of practising

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Am I just to retarted to play this game? I really feel like I'm getting filtered here.
    You are.
    Try world of warcraft

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that guy, but I've played both games and Wow is harder than this. This game is legitimally a snoozefest.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quite literally, I fell asleep in a dungeon several times.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wow is harder

        Blaring alarm noises when standing in no no place and huge text with DUNDUNDUN noises telling you exactly what to do is so hard lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've played both games at a high-level (Mythic Raiding, Savage + Ultimate Criterion)

        WoW is so much easier its not even a contest. The only """""hard"""" thing about WoW is that 90% of mechanics are stat checks not knowledge checks so you literally just outgear most of your issues if you have them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could tell that the average WoWgay sucks shit at the game when a raid mechanic that unironically walled homosexuals in a normal or heroic raid was a pushback that you need to angle your character into a slowing puddle for.
          That's pretty much normal Ravana-tier.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember raiding in Castle Nathria where people said Denathrius was one of the most complex bosses ever with so many mechanics, and there was like 4 which was getting hit by a slash, killing adds, going through portal and dont get knocked off.

            People were confused because it wasnt hard it just hit hard so healers had to pickup slack and people needed to just minimize how badly they did the mechanic, not do it properly. LFR was such a fricking shitshow and so was heroic because people would LITERALLY brute force their way through the mechanics (especially the portal shit)

            Is it just me or does MCH aoe suck balls at level 90?

            Machinist AoE is hard because depending on the number of mobs there is 3 different AoE rotations, however their AoE is weaker than other classes, made up for the fact they have top-tier burst and amazing movement and defensives

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I remember raiding in Castle Nathria
              hey me too
              the moronic boomers in my guild really got hit by the easiest fricking shit to avoid and it was embarrassing
              we even had some people with more than 2 braincells do the "complex" tasks

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean its hard to kind of blame WoW design because they let addons do too much for them to the point that any SEMI hard mechanic (Iskar throws, thoragar trains) was negated by addons.

                But again they let it get that bad, which is why every WoW encounter so forgettable EXCEPT the ones that have memorable lines or notoriously hard mechanics (Dance Macabre only comes to mind and Butcher's GIVE IT TO ME RAW AND WIGGLIN)

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game has been dumbed down so even morons can play it. If you're that worried about looking dumb just play dancer so you can focus 100% on the boss mechanics and not some bloated rotation.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst CC map?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Volcano, frick the line of sight on there, melees deserve death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuckwork cuckstle town or Paliastra.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to hate that map but then realized most of my wins are from there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clockwork homosexual town

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only fun and interesting part of XIV is crafting using your own rotations, and I'm being completely unironic here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      crafting was dumbed down for the moron masses with shb like everything else in this clown game for paypigs, glad to see your iq is 90.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you're doing savage raids or ultimates, you don't need to do your rotation perfectly. Hell, that fricking Russian wizard guy managed to beat P8S while just doing the Warrior 1-2-3 combo. I think he finished P5S-P7S just using tomahawk.

    As long as you are doing your regular combo and using your cooldowns as soon as they become available, you're doing more damage than 60% of players.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rotations dont matter if you roll crit on everything

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV is artificial complexity. The moment you realize most of your abilities are the exact same fricking thing just on a new button, it'll click. There are way too many buttons in this game. Rotations are absolute cancer and combat should be more free-flowing, with emphasis on mechanics over parse troony garbage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only Blizzard wasn't shit we could enjoy the better gameplay.

      WELP.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FFXIV is only "difficult" because the classes are needlessly complex and the raids are bloated with mechanics. WoW difficulty is more genuine since it's based on gear checks, while FFXIV difficulty is artificial since it's gatekeeped by skill.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a shit about difficulty, WoW classes are...Well, /were/ more fun to play. I dropped two weeks into BfA so dunno how shit the game has gotten, but they did some wack stuff to the specs I was playing in BfA at least.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WoW difficulty is more genuine
          Until one wipe on a harder difficulty and you're kicked out of the group.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i bald

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing a few days ago
    >Join normal raid roulette
    >At least four sprouts
    >We get A1
    >Sprout tank keeps causing the boss to turn around and cleave the entire party
    >Sprout black mage is only casting blizzard spells
    >Sprout red mage is only casting AOE spells
    >We do so little damage that actual mechanics I've never seen start showing up
    >The sprouts are constantly standing where they obviously shouldn't
    >I'm having to heal all of this mess
    >We wipe four or five times before we finally get it
    It is crazy how even on casual content having inexperienced people can turn a cakewalk into a nightmare in this game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is a1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had 3 sprouts doing the lvl 50 ultima fight for roulette and everyone died except me as the whm so I was actually challenged for once with reviving everyone and doing damage as the ultima timer was ticking down. If I had used the lb for ress we would have wiped. When I got the drg up i told him to limit break but he didn't know what that was so turns out i could have done lb3 ress. Somehow managed to get all up and finish the fight before the nuke went off. First time in forever being starved on mp and making weird noises whenever I got to pop lucid dreaming. I wish I was better at recording stuff.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by your post, it seems like a strong possibility that you are in fact too moronic.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the hate against the new main theme after the video reveal

    Holy shit. They really hate the new song

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad CG trailer, bad theme, no one wants to hear this trash during the final battle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link? I havent seen anything anywhere

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Check youtube, twitter, facebook any place where they uploaded the video. Theres pele who just dont like the theme

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Youtube has the comments disabled so how would you know that?

          I checked twitter and leddit, and people seemed to like it, no idea about facebook

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the mixing on this version is far better than anything attached to the game trailers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does Koji do that shit with his hands where he looks like a shitty rapper?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's the hype man.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's like a moron throwing up gang signs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its just a thing some people do naturally without thinking about it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it does suck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TIME section is based as frick then krile comes in to with a Conway pop and kills the crowd dead with the trash half of the song

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait, that's the good half though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's a fair FFXIV song and I've been singing parts of it to myself, but for the song that's supposed to kickoff the next ten years of the game, it's kind of lacking. I honestly think the problem is the Primals doing the singing, they're like too old for the energy needed for it. Like they should've gotten some pop-rock girl group to sing it instead. And I think they feel obligated to keep giving Amanda new bits to sing, because her/Krile's part was an unneeded detour that took the song from "summer vacation frick yeah" to "it's Reading Rainbow". I wonder if this song will be used for the 7.5 credits/8.0 setup.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like they should've gotten some pop-rock girl group to sing it instead.
        Wait I take this back, because this is exactly the sort of song Nickeldeon would get a band like IDK Smashmouth back in the day to sing for one of their movies. It just needs more youthful energy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the actual melody sucks and the mumble core isn't even catchy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They hate the new song
      Who is they? I liked it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based shit eater

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still prefer the "placeholder" version of the reveal trailer and I feel like I'm going mad when people tell me I'm mad.

      ?t=46

      ?t=40

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I kind of like the placeholder one more as well. I don't hate the full one or anything, but its just not as good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fricking noise. If this is the theme of some trial, I'll probably mute the music and I've never done that before.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mentors with ulti weps have no idea what levels their job has 2-target aoe dps gain and just play wrong in my roulettes
    this really is the retirement home of MMOgays isn't it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dungeons
      Who cares lol, I queue mentor for extremes and if I get a dungeon or guildhest I'm going autopilot with netflix on the second monitor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the bar is so low that requesting dps to use aoe correctly generates this response
        like i said. retirement home.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >constant moronic shillposting and screeching about trannies on this board
        >mention a game that most people have played at least a bit and unironically requires no semblance of skill, demands barely any player knowledge, and has reaction time windows a paraplegic could respond to
        >same exact mouthbreathing morons shitting up the board take a break on calling everyone trannies by fully admitting how fricking moronic they are they can't play a dumbed down game a literal child could play
        Kind of incredible tbqh. People like being who the game was designed for is actually hilarious. Don't bother trying, because you know if you actually tried you'd fail, just like everything else in your life. I actually can't imagine being so fricking stupid you fail at a videogame with flashing lights that tell you what button to press next, I wonder what else in your life you're too fricking moronic to do.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >any regular ff14 thread
          >people constantly shitting it up calling each other trannies
          >thread talking about how hard the game is
          >basically none but people admitting how shit they are
          mmmmmmmmmm i'm thinking the post 2016s should probably kill themselves

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            we're just being ironic for the sake of thread humour. everyone in here is a penta btw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >toxic casual thinks i'm gonna take a dungeon seriously
      Lmao

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go play summoner, 90% of it is braindead, and you can level it by playing a healer which has better queue times.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can dl a plugin that does the entire combo for you perfectly every time. pointless to play this dumb solved robot game except for erp dressup

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    every MMO is like a job

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't start leveling my tanking and healing classes until I finished EW so don't have my sprout
    >now people will expect me to know what I'm doing with these classes I never touched and aren't used to

    Need a "moronic tree" icon for people are still sprouts mentally. Kind of like the mentor crown but less time consuming to get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unsub and let it run out. I believe its 30 or 60 days unsubbed before resubbing and you'll get returner flower icon. Nobody will know if you returned just a few months or years ago.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even need to unsub. I got offered the returner status on an alt I didn't play for a few months.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WoW difficulty is more genuine LMFAO

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does MCH aoe suck balls at level 90?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    1.General Language and tactics are quite similar to language and tactics deployed against XIV critics today. They’re naming of victims seems quite similar, often using tard at the end of a victims faction name such as Doomtard and Zodiarktard. They also utilized “therapy sessions” and “armchair psychology” against detractors. Noticeably, they seem quite obsessed with the words “over-identification”, to the point where they had previously used it in the title of one of their posts, and are making much use of the word in current posts again Endwalker detractors. Also, both the official forum shill and the zodiark hunters make much use of the phrase “don’t feed the trolls. All this tied together provides strong evidence that zodiark hunters have now started hunting endwalker detractors for low cows.

    2,Bridging between their tactics and capabilities, it has been observed that they are able to utilize ambush tactics in both Ganker and threads they have specifically set up to lure in the players of the faction they targeting. They have done this previously multiple times, and are now doing this with endwalker detractors. On top of this, the zodiark hunters seem to be able to raid discord servers and seen in the archived threads. All of this indicates that there are in fact multiple organized individuals engaging in these activities. The revelation that these individuals are in fact a cabal of discord kiddies turning Ganker into their own lol cow hunting ground is indeed a troubling one.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    1.General Language and tactics are quite similar to language and tactics deployed against XIV critics today. They’re naming of victims seems quite similar, often using tard at the end of a victims faction name such as Doomtard and Zodiarktard. They also utilized “therapy sessions” and “armchair psychology” against detractors. Noticeably, they seem quite obsessed with the words “over-identification”, to the point where they had previously used it in the title of one of their posts, and are making much use of the word in current posts again Endwalker detractors. Also, both the official forum shill and the zodiark hunters make much use of the phrase “don’t feed the trolls. All this tied together provides strong evidence that zodiark hunters have now started hunting endwalker detractors for low cows.

    2,Bridging between their tactics and capabilities, it has been observed that they are able to utilize ambush tactics in both Ganker and threads they have specifically set up to lure in the players of the faction they targeting. They have done this previously multiple times, and are now doing this with endwalker detractors. On top of this, the zodiark hunters seem to be able to raid discord servers and seen in the archived threads. All of this indicates that there are in fact multiple organized individuals engaging in these activities. The revelation that these individuals are in fact a cabal of discord kiddies turning Ganker into their own lol cow hunting ground is indeed a troubling one.

    3.The mental health of these individuals seem to quite dire. one of these individuals have projected the image of their 15 year old dork ass self unto me. Me who they have also (falsely) compared to a Zodiark trancer. This is a disturbing discovery. Now one could say they’ve changed, as after all that’s something people occasionally do. But there’s a problem with this theory. They have been doing this for years. As previously stated, the incidents with the zodiark trancers had started from 2020 to 2023. And they have been doing this with a absurd amount of dedication, to the point where one could even find them scouring the threads for anyone who seems like a detractor (presumably me). And I as also had said previously, they will go after anyone who talks about the the decadent state of XIV, and block off discussion in order to get a response. Meaning, they are going hostile after innocent users just for their cheap thrills

    4.And speaking of cheap thrills, they’re true motive has of course been revealed. As previously stated, they are lol cow hunters. They are not anti trancers, nor do they have any serious beliefs. They are only anti anything if it means more lol cows. Previously, they were “anti trancers”. Now they are “anti doomers ”. And should they not be stopped, they’ll move onto the next faction to hunt. One could even say they are anti XIV, as regular, stable, and contributive discussion doesn’t provide the maximum amount of lol cows they seek.
    There it is. Everything laid out and presented.

    Your vast corrupt future is draining as we speak, discord kiddies.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw NIN
    >get back into ffxiv
    >forget ffxivalexander/noclippy is a requirement for the game to feel good
    >instantly regret the sub

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way ff14 is too complicated for anyone. you are a fricking moron. FF14 is designed to be babies first MMO.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try playing NIN and keeping your rotation going while you do mechanics, this shit is hard, WoW is baby's first MMO even in mythics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i cant do it
        >therefore no one can!!
        Sorry you were born mentally disabled. I already did that by the way, you sound like an autistic dumbfrick with zero theory of mind. Just accept you're fricking moronic and the vast majority of humans on this planet are smarter than you. You can always make good money being a garbage truck driver though, so keep an eye out for that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Try playing NIN and keeping your rotation going while you do mechanics
        It's kinda simple, it's all tied to Trick+DwD+Hyosho for the 1 minute, and you slap Ten Chi Jin+Juice+Raijin ontop for the 2 minute, ideally maximum Raiton+Raijin followups for the rest of the window but it also depends on uptime. So you have 10-15s per minute of stuff and 45s of basically nothing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do basic combo a few times
      >look at OGCDs
      >weave OGCDs between your basic combo
      >look at buffs
      >weave buffs between your basic combos before the hard hitting abilities come out
      Damn it's so complicated!

      >i cant do it
      >therefore no one can!!
      Sorry you were born mentally disabled. I already did that by the way, you sound like an autistic dumbfrick with zero theory of mind. Just accept you're fricking moronic and the vast majority of humans on this planet are smarter than you. You can always make good money being a garbage truck driver though, so keep an eye out for that.

      >i have played this game for years and know it and and out so a guy who didnt play it a lot not knowing it as well as i do is le moronic
      quintessential Ganker xivdoomies

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do basic combo a few times
    >look at OGCDs
    >weave OGCDs between your basic combo
    >look at buffs
    >weave buffs between your basic combos before the hard hitting abilities come out
    Damn it's so complicated!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is what people who have never seen a damage meter in their life believe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an orange parser. That's actually how the game plays and how you learn any job. You don't need flowcharts from the Balance if you have half a brain. Do you actually need a troony to tell you that you should press Life Surge right before your most powerful GCD? Or that you should slightly delay all your big hits in your opener until your buffs are out?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are not an orange parser why lie, you need to minmax the absolute shit out of your rotation to even get a purple parse

          > Or that you should slightly delay all your big hits in your opener until your buffs are out?

          You have never played the game got it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you need to minmax the absolute shit out of your rotation to even get a purple parse
            You absolutely do not. Purple parses come from basic competent play. Orange parses come from using potions and praying for crit luck.
            >You have never played the game got it
            Why spout this kind of stupid bullshit? Do you seriously not know how an opener works? Do you actually dump all your shit right out of the gate without waiting for party buffs? No wonder you think purples require minmaxing autism.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you have played this game, you know that openers have 0 delays in them are you moronic?

              >You absolutely do not. Purple parses come from basic competent play. Orange parses come from using potions and praying for crit luck.

              I get it you parse on the end of an expansion, you dont hope for crit luck for orange lmao, thats for pink. I SINGLE FRICKING GCD WRONG will knock you to blue and out of purple. Please play the fricking game before commenting holy frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you have played this game, you know that openers have 0 delays in them are you moronic?
                Holy shit dude. You're actually dumping your big hits before shit like Litany and Chain are out? Do you even know the basics of this game? Why are you so confident about shit you don't understand at all?
                >I SINGLE FRICKING GCD WRONG will knock you to blue and out of purple.
                Probably because you're not waiting for party buffs before you use your big damage abilities because you're a fricking ape.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and it still hasn't posted its own logs. literally a mentally disabled moron you shouldn't have engaged with without asking for their logs first. LoL

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did post my logs dumbass

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                buffs are always delayed by the first few GCDs, otherwise they fall off before you can dump your full burst
                jesus are you bad if you're dumping before buffs you absolute mongoloid shitter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                >they still doesnt know

                You have no idea how to play the game just admit it, you dont THINK ABOUT USING MOVES BEFORE COOLDOWNS the FACT that you THINK ANYONE THINKS LIKE THAT shows youre a WoW player. THATS FINE BUT DONT COMMENT ON SHIT YOU DONT KNOW. NOBODY GOES DURRR MY CDS ARE UP I SHOULD NOT DO MY OPENER PROPER AND HIT THEM. HOLY FRICK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE THIS DISCUSSION YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF AIR AND SPACE LIKE ALL WOW PLAYERS COMMENTING ON THIS GAME

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you dont THINK ABOUT USING MOVES BEFORE COOLDOWNS the FACT that you THINK ANYONE THINKS LIKE THAT
                Black person you were just up there screaming that I don't know how to play the game because I properly delay my big hits in my opener so that party buffs come out first.
                >NOBODY GOES DURRR MY CDS ARE UP I SHOULD NOT DO MY OPENER PROPER AND HIT THEM.
                Uhhhh no, moron, of course they don't because you only do the opener right at the beginning of a fight and from that point on the cooldowns are lined up for you so you hit them as soon as you see them come up and you're already naturally under party buffs because the other people in your group have also hit their party buffs when they came off cooldown. This is only not the case in rare circumstances when a boss jump mechanic delays your reopener a bit.
                Fricking monkey.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >they still doesnt know

                You have no idea how to play the game just admit it, you dont THINK ABOUT USING MOVES BEFORE COOLDOWNS the FACT that you THINK ANYONE THINKS LIKE THAT shows youre a WoW player. THATS FINE BUT DONT COMMENT ON SHIT YOU DONT KNOW. NOBODY GOES DURRR MY CDS ARE UP I SHOULD NOT DO MY OPENER PROPER AND HIT THEM. HOLY FRICK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE THIS DISCUSSION YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF AIR AND SPACE LIKE ALL WOW PLAYERS COMMENTING ON THIS GAME

                Let me make my argument clear, if youre playing against Kykotos savage, and you dont do 2 GCD weaves as a melee against his AoE kicks, you arent getting an orange parse no matter how """GOOD""" your crit luck is. Everyone at a high level knows this so if you comment otherwise it shows you dont play the game at a high level

                For proof here is my logs against Savage Kykotos so im not talking out my ass.

                >All star is low

                Yes its ~60 because im shit at Athena im sorry, its a non Echo parse though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they
                >doesnt
                kek, just admit you're wrong you SMN-main roulette hero ESL dipshit
                if you knew how to play more than one job you would know that melee especially need a few GCDs to get their personal buffs up and hit their mandatory "fill half your resources" button (no precasting allowed, preasu andastand)
                you don't drop raid buffs right at pull, that would require people to octo-weave
                you only hate wow players because you ARE one, dumb shadowbaby bandwagoner

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I originally wrote >he doesnt know
                But I added someone so I wrote they and forgot to change doesnt

                Second of all I posted my logs, and im not talking about pre-setting up buffs for the last time. I play SAM of course I need to use Gekko and Kasha to get the buffs first. I mentioning the fact that nobody says they delay their openers because there IS no delay in openers.

                They just are how they are to line up, its not delaying at all. People who call it """"delaying"""" dont understand the game. Because the only instance when you DELAY at all in this game is when there is overlapping moves like 2 DNC or 2 NIN. That is what im trying to say

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Casual player here (only did some 70 and 80 extremes and some level-50 MiNE stuff for the experience) and I learned my rotation by reading my spells and thinking critically. Granted, I asked some friends I raiding with about the party buff timing stuff for different fights, but as long as you're generally on your shit with your rotation and fight mechanics (and aren't terribly geared) it's not too difficult to get purple. It legitimately is just competence.

                I think the problem here is expectations. We're likely underselling "competence" by your context. For me it's: don't drop GCDs (drifting a bit is fine,) hit raiding timings, don't frick-up fight mechanics, generally show-up with recommended gear.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think youre right, because I have groups where its very common for most people to get green/grey parses and to get to P11S and higher you have to at least be "competent"

                Purples at the end (where we are now) are much easier than the beginning which is what im comparing to.

                I didnt mean to be so agressive so I apologize to those anons since it doesnt lead to good conversation

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I guess if you're playing on the bleeding edge when only the hardcores are actually doing the content it's gonna be a helluva lot harder since everyone is neck and neck and being blue is still pretty fricking good.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Purple parses come from basic competent play. Orange parses come from using potions and praying for crit luck.
              I'd say that's mainly true for normal content, in savage basic competency without pot will give you a blue/green

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last tier is also a bad metric to use, because a lot less people don't do the last tier as it doesn't come with an ultimate.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know, I never considered the fact they might be talking about extremes/ normals, Huh...
                Makes me look like a dumbass now for even getting angry

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can confirm. I have purple parses in basically all normal fights, and green with a few blues on savage. And I just raid with like tome gear, no pots, and sometimes food (basically when I remember to stock up or someone gets me free food)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually so fricking embarrassing when morons like you pipe up like this. You were the one that wanted to bring up parsing, let's see your logs then. If it's not top 2% I'm going to laugh at you for being fricking moronic because you're even stupider than a troony but still thought you could bring it up like you had any point whatsoever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i-i wont post mine though
        just going to assume you're an autistic moron unless you post logs

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a sprout you once had a friendly chat with PMs you for your time or free handouts you can't be bothered with episode
    I give up. I literally can't make friends in this game. It's not a friend list, it's just a rolodex of people who want to use me as a one-way street.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you erp as a rapist Highlander? I’ll be your friend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grooming sprouts now are we?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick would I groom a sprout?
        A moronic sprout who plays extremely badly is more likely to be an obese 50yo boomer than anything else these days. Everyone knows the ulti parsing tryhards are the prime boipussy.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people find ffxiv job rotations hard
    The only thing you have to remember is your opener, everything is from there on is pressing 1-2-3 and hitting your oGCDs when they are up, waiting for your burst window again which is easy to track since everything is on a 2 minute window now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand the complaint a bit, but WoW has the exact same problem so I dont really understand why people think its better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main reason why people think it is better is because WoW feels better to play, as it has better netcode.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I get that part, its just weird that people comment on the rotations since they are pretty much the exact same 3-4 buttons burst buttons etc...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            WoW's burst buttons go BING BING WAHOO when ready to be used.
            FFXIV's burst buttons kinda just exist with no clear visual markers unless you make a custom hot bar with enlarged icons showing you when they're up.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know what , that does make sense actually, FF14 does have some problem with visual clarity in regards to customization

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              WoWs buttons have no notification whatsoever unless you use addons. If you mean the graphics that pop up to tell you when a class ability has procced, that’s different. Your major cooldowns don’t notify you at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah nahhh i remember Battle of Nazjatar was a complete laggy unplayable shitshow and faction balance was also a joke for Alliance players

          even if FFXIV has shitty netcode and blatant cheaters I still have fun playing an Astrologian in Crystal Conflict

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Battle of Nazjatar
            I'm sorry, I don't know when that event happened. I was most likely invested in FFXIV at that point in time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            World bosses also completely broke nearby zones in Sneedolands. Dunno if they did in Dragonshite as well.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >feels better to play
          I can't give up Legacy controls so that was a big black mark on wow when I tried it.
          Also all the classes share animations. Like Survival Hunter and Ret Paladin had the same animations. Warlock and Mage had the same animations. Unironically makes the game feel like a shitty budget mmo.
          The game never "felt" better in any tangible way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't played WoW in a while, but there are a lot more PROCs and RNG that keep your rotation fluid. Paired with the better netcode it's a lot more stimulating, even despite generally having fewer regular action during combat than XIV.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but there are a lot more PROCs and RNG that keep your rotation fluid
          It just makes me feel like I'm not in control of my own character... in a fricking RPG

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dice rolls are like the most fundamental part of RPG gameplay.
            WoW is trash albeit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              dice rolls are good when they make sense and when they aren't controlling every single aspect of your player, there's a reason D&D and pathfinder give you more and more control over your character regardless of dice outcome as you get more powerful

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just read your skills you absolute FRICKING moron
    holy shit do I hate you people
    YOU are the reason jobs keep getting streamlined into nothingness

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're 12 weeks out and wowgays are already getting this pressed
    gotta hang around these threads more often

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I'm the same. Coming back to my character after being away for years in an mmo its easier to just start over.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOOBA

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing as mug from NIN is party/alliance wide buff. If there are 2 or more NIN. Is it better for one of the two NIN to delay their mug after the first NIN's mug has run out? Personally I see it as a waste of extra damage if two or more NIN pops mug at the same time as they do not stack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes it's better to chain mugs than it is to use both

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, ideally the 2nd NIN delays their mug to the odd minutes starting with the 2nd trick attack.

        If there are two NINs then save the second Mug for 1 minutes

        Thanks. It may be the cuck move but I take it upon myself to be the second NIN delaying my mug. I tried asking the same in the /vg/ thread some time ago and I was met with answers like "it doesn't matter, frick the other NIN" and "I won't delay my mug because it will frick up my rotation".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          realistically though it doesn't matter at that level of content.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it just feels better. I'd be the cuck healer but healing in xiv is so sleep inducing. Same with tanking. Only BLM and NIN keeps me awake.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Play healing in savage criterions that will get your toes curling

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              an undergeared tank in a leveling dungeon is more engaging for a healer than pretty much every piece of endgame content except savage criterion trash.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, ideally the 2nd NIN delays their mug to the odd minutes starting with the 2nd trick attack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there are two NINs then save the second Mug for 1 minutes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of them is gonna raid buff for 2 minutes and the other for 1 minutes, but of course, both players will inevitably delay both their raid buffs expecting the other to use it until the 1 minute and then they both use it at 1 minute, screaming internally

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henceforth anyone that speaks positively of parses must post their own most recent parse. This is fair since, being so approving of it, they must naturally be parsing themselves to keep current on their place in "the only ranking that matters".

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying re learn or just learn how to play a job is way to complicated
    if this is actually complicated, then you are definitely sub 80 IQ or just brown

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is me when I'm holding onto buffs on a leveling dungeon

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 years break
    >3 months until expansion
    I'm not coming back in time am i. I think i'm gone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand, why can't you come back in time? What are you trying to do to be expansion "ready."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he doesnt feel the desire to come back, which is fine its okay to move on

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I'm in the same boat, I'm hoping the benchmark, and a more detailed look into what Yoshi P means by wanting to make the game more difficult. Will give me some sort of spark.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why does it feel like i lost a friend?
          Even though i remember why i unsubbed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes when you do something for awhile, you feel bad when you dont do it. Its okay to leave for awhile and then come back later even if it isnt right now

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you. I wish they'd modify the game so that it wasn't such a cardboard themepark.
              Can't believe i'm going to miss an FFXIV expansion i've never done that. Exciting couple of weeks, lonely because everyone's solo questing, logging out means see you tomorrow, towers of frozen pizzas, never hungry at 3am, witness no sunrays, set job email to autoreply "frickoff". I tell you i lived each one like a ritual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The great thing is, that you can always come back when you feel like its different and do the same again. If it doesnt? Well you can look for a new game that fills that void

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm skipping it too most likely, though it's primarily because I'm too lazy to buy a new computer for a few more years. Like if it just throws an error and closes itself on DT launch day, frick it, I can watch CSes on youtube if I care that much. I have other games I need to/can play.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Such lazyness must be depression. How is your desktop shortcuts situation, does it look like Tidus2000?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complicated
    No, it's just a time sink, which is not the same thing. You need to read all the fricking ability tooltips to figure out what shit does in case you forgot, and then figure out a good way to arrange everything on your hotbars so the most used skills are in convenient positions and shit. Then you maybe practice by hitting a striking dummy or joining an alliance raid or two.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember, if you don't clear content blind you're a shitter and always will be one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just add 300+ hours of prog to work out phase 5 ulti mechs blind
      It's not even dev intended to do content blind. Blind runs are as downclowny as role-limited novelty progs like 8-tank clears.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not even dev intended to do content blind.
        Uhhhh by absolute definition SOMEBODY has to be doing it blind. The devs don't put out guides.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes the cheating strat-sharing prog cliques that have a 9th man for shotcalling do it 'blind'.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not only outright fallacious and improbable, it's impossible even by this heavily scripted game's standards to know the script before it's been completed at least once.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/436dce7bd078c914009957f2221c13e6a5cb497d

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is borderline irrelevant to that post
                the yoshida write-up says they tricked the game into playing the clear cutscene for TOP and could fake a clear from there, and on top of that there was an internal square enix leak
                there is no 9th shotcaller as you've mentioned going on there

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nowhere in this news post is it mentioned that they actually completed the ultimate. "You saw the end cutscene" does not translate whatsoever to "You knew the entire fight script ahead of time." What are you doing, dude

                >impossible to know the scripting of a fight in advance
                >oh no those leaks were just cutscenes from the inn, please ignore all the leaks of p6 omega that were posted up and down the threads here those were just from the *checks notes* inn cutscene book

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You posted a blog post about leaking TOP's superty-secret final form, literally nothing about the actual fight scripting or pre-knowledge of the raid.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >please ignore all the leaks of p6 omega that were posted up and down the threads here those were just from the *checks notes* inn cutscene book
                we had the dynamis related buffs and leaked cutscenes and nothing else to go on, you are straight up huffing paint to suit your narrative

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep so in addition to apeing strats off each other's and using addons, you admit that nobody really does the fight blind

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick is running through your head that you think the dynamis buffs getting found early explained anything? we can look them up, garland tools exists. they're vague on purpose because they're a storytelling buff for the raid's purposes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nowhere in this news post is it mentioned that they actually completed the ultimate. "You saw the end cutscene" does not translate whatsoever to "You knew the entire fight script ahead of time." What are you doing, dude

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're too moronic to press 4 buttons in a row? Every class is literally press button 1 > 2 > 3 > 4 over and over with an occassional 5 > 6 > 7 during some burst window.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you get out of peddling this total bullshit every time you see a thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh noooooo gaem too harddddddddddddd what do I press after I press button 1 when button 2 starts lighting up indicating I should press itttttttttttt

        NOOOOOO I PRESS BUTTON 2 BUT NOW WHAT??!?!! BUTTON 3 STARTED LIGHTING UP BUT IDFK WHAT TO PRESS NOOOOOOOOO

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game good on PS5?
    Will I get bullied for being a consoleBlack person?
    How steep is the learning curve? Am I going to be able to beat the main story and story raids if I’m a moron? I don’t want to do any extreme content just the base versions of everything.
    Are the Nier raids that give your catgirl a big ass still up?
    Do people expect you to talk? The playstation virtual keyboard is ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will I get bullied for being a consoleBlack person?
      No, the game is made to play on console, the control scheme is very well made.
      >How steep is the learning curve? Am I going to be able to beat the main story and story raids if I’m a moron?
      This game has no difficulty whatsoever unless you step into endgame Savage/Ultimate fights. A monkey can beat the normal content.
      >Are the Nier raids that give your catgirl a big ass still up?
      Yes, they're permanent additions to the game. They're the alliance raids for Shadowbringers.
      >Do people expect you to talk?
      Not in any normal content.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yes
        >no but if you want to talk to people you should buy a cheap USB keyboard
        >yes you can practically sleep trough the MSQ, a lot of it you can do with AI NPCs
        >yes
        >no

        Yes
        No, but buy a keyboard
        The game's learning curve is extremely gentle and you will have more than enough of an idea of what to do by the time you hit level 30 and access jobs
        Yes, Nier raids are a permanent addition
        People will expect you to talk sooner or later, so again buy a keyboard

        Thanks. I just wish sony didn’t make this game such a pain in the ass to download. There’s like 3 versions to buy, and they’re all separate listings.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I just wish sony didn’t make this game such a pain in the ass to download. There’s like 3 versions to buy, and they’re all separate listings.
          I fricking hate Sony, but I feel like that's a SE thing, not a Sony thing
          The game is also a bit of a pain in the ass to get on PC

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is it hard to download? Can only think of ps4, ps5, or the f2p version

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          100% do NOT listen to the keyboard gay. Controller is the way to play. I use it on PC. And this is after playing other MMOs with KB+M for untold thousands of hours. I would never ever swap back, the controller controls are giga kino once you set everything up

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a moron. they are saying he should get a keyboard to type messages, not to actually play

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You should have a keyboard so you can type , legit only reason to have one on ps5.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person controllergays are literally ruining ast as we speak. wah wah wah cards are too many inputs so yoshida will make them aoe next expac

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              "Cards are too many inputs" is a completely fabricated reason for why cards went away, it's fewer than five buttons for the whole system, frick off

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5 buttons
                rumao

                kbm is literally hover over party list and press the skill

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            controller is fine for like a dps that isn’t drg. it’s vastly inferior to mkb for healing and even for tanks that want to use their short cd on random people in a pinch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yes
      >no but if you want to talk to people you should buy a cheap USB keyboard
      >yes you can practically sleep trough the MSQ, a lot of it you can do with AI NPCs
      >yes
      >no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      No, but buy a keyboard
      The game's learning curve is extremely gentle and you will have more than enough of an idea of what to do by the time you hit level 30 and access jobs
      Yes, Nier raids are a permanent addition
      People will expect you to talk sooner or later, so again buy a keyboard

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EW might have have its faults but I enjoyed 6.0 and patch raiding/TOP
    https://youtu.be/9WlQhUnarLo

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy obsessed with cheaters enters your thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      .be
      forgot my vid
      >I GOT A HUNDRED ORANGE PARSES
      >WE NEED TO KICK THE CHEATER {Mare Lamentorum}

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the taco has become part of the marketing for DT but because it's a Japanese game, so far all the tacos that've shown up are either the Tex-Mex kind or just meat and lettuce wrapped in some sort of dough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about your le authentic corn tortilla with fish and lime meme shit you third generation gringo b***h

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tacos existed before taco bell m8

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody cares
        Never said anyone did, you need to take a deep breath.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nvm it just hit me i'm talking to a fricking idiot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm trans btw i forgot to mention that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get your own post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get trolled moron

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trying to play perfect from the start. Just learn the fundamental skills and build off of them. You don't have to be a parsetroony, and you will git good naturally after doing roulettes for a while and stuff.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmorpg players are the lowest of the low iqs i swear 2 allah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and yet you are in an MMORPG thread

      curious

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        become one with nhaama

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do combo
    >Weave OGCDs

    That's it.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over half the skills in this game share a cooldown so you don't even have to do you "combo" quickly. How the frick can ANYONE struggle with this trash??? Christ /XIV/ clean up your worthless fanbase.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only coming back for the expansion story and the trials (extreme). Because people will be playing the game, instead of playing the game to stand around playing with mods.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      .be
      forgot my vid
      >I GOT A HUNDRED ORANGE PARSES
      >WE NEED TO KICK THE CHEATER {Mare Lamentorum}

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like a rapist
    need

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder and next week we get another live letter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >work in educational
      >summer break lasts for all of may
      >have to come back in june for summer-work

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make 6 figures working from home
        >sleep until noon every day
        >have to go to actually leave the house and go to the grocery store the day before early access so I can prepare my MSQ feast of tacos and some choice selections from the FFXIV cookbook

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >make 6 figures working from home
          god i wish

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'll probably still have time to play since summer-work is easy (kinda transitions a full-time job to a part-time one until the late July/mid August months) but I'm still pissy that my full month off doesn't take place over an expansion release.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a healer does more damage than all dungeon
    Happens to me too often.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're actually moronic. I've started Black Mage as a new job when I came back to this game after over a year, and found it easy enough to get back into it.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >am a shitter casual
    >get hooked on bozja
    >starting to get duels in Zadnor cause I'm clearing mechanics
    > embarrassed every time

    I can't perform when there's people watching...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro just red mage cheese it, the duels are unintentionally harder than launch due to the EW stat squish

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just finished the fight with elidibus. do i have enough time to get a dps job from 68 to 80 do the last four raids for eden then bozja and then the rest of the msq?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only answer i need to feel confident. thank you.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. Just play a Machinist. Besides, unless you aspire to do Savage raiding, no one gives a frick. You can stumble through the whole game and no one will care. The MSQ content is designed to be done with a group of dogs. I can't count how many times I've seen tanks solo boss fights when everyone else was dead. Don't even worry about it. Just accept that you're a disaster and have fun with it. As long as you're not a healer, anyway. Bad healers will piss everyone off. Rest assured.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >potato still tries to bullshit you about items not being valuable because she said so on subsequent Zodiac relics
    why not rewrite her dialogue so she isn't trying to bully you, it makes no sense after her sob story and everybody else *did* get dialogue changes for repeated relics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's helping her friend get out of debt slavery. its a good use of the good old duney moxie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >100k gil from a bronze lake crystal isn't enough to get her friend out of debt slavery
        how much do these fricking people borrow from rowena holy shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how much do these fricking people borrow from rowena
          That's the funny part, they didn't borrow anything from her. Rowena goes around and seeks out women who owe debs to other people, then purchases the debt for herself so she can build an army of slaves.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            well that's part of it is the sheer insane debt involved that no matter how many rare treasures you get these guys can't get out from under rowena

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The point of debt slavery is that you are not meant to get out of it. It doesn't matter if you actually paid back what you owed, lmao, do you think they'd just let you go because you're been a good little girl and made lots of money? That's even more of an incentive to find some other excuse to keep you working. And if you run away, who is going to fricking stand up for you when the bounty hunters come running to haul you back? Warrior of Light? He's too fricking busy getting his dick sucked in the New World.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have to let some of them out sometimes, else they wouldn't work at all. from my understanding most the time they just get promoted within rowena's company and run a franchise for her

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how it works, people sooner try to commit suicide out of despair than cease working in conditions they cannot escape.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah. so thats why they have to see some people escape from it so they actually hope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point of debt slavery is that you are not meant to get out of it. It doesn't matter if you actually paid back what you owed, lmao, do you think they'd just let you go because you're been a good little girl and made lots of money? That's even more of an incentive to find some other excuse to keep you working. And if you run away, who is going to fricking stand up for you when the bounty hunters come running to haul you back? Warrior of Light? He's too fricking busy getting his dick sucked in the New World.

                You're going against the grain of the game's logic a bit there, Rowena's doing something *technically* legal or else nobody would tolerate her presence, and if Rowena's left a paper-trail of purchased debt then it works both ways, her debt slaves are completely capable of proving intent to pay off debts that Rowena is forced to honor, else they're Ul'dahn moneylenders under another name (and Ul'dahn moneylenders are also forced to honor even their blatantly fraudulent contracts if the guy they're targeting somehow gets out from under them through a loophole or simply honoring the contract's stated terms, else now the Sultana will climb up their ass)

                Obviously yes she's supposed to be a seedy and nearly all-powerful capitalist in Eorzea and some other places since she wheels and deals in tomestones, but the other guy has the right of it, Rowena's business model more focuses on permanently roping in debt slaves by gaslighting them and promoting them than it does actively trying to keep them down and browbeaten

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In universe evidence suggests otherwise.

                https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/16e6211dc09/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                FORMER EMPLOYEE
                Clearly people are escaping debt slavery

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >escape the slavery against the odds
                >see, you can get out!
                That's not really as strong of an argument as you think it is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I get it you're being extremely nitpicky

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WITNESS ME!

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    See you can do no wrong when you only play melee dps.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy a fricking ad troony

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re are moron

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron-chama seems to have started up again after the whole TOP cheating angle eventually fell through

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That conversation ended hours ago and you're still whining about it like a little b***h, holy frick you morons are insufferable. Literally any and every topic you don't like or disagree with is the plot of a single moron to specifically piss you off, that's what you actually believe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe don't roundabout confirm it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's that classic zivver bpd kicking in.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to start an argument about rowena ceases instantly
        LOL

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick does that even mean? You think lore conversations are shitposting now? The frick is the matter with you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's just pointing out that the guy who's objectively wrong about rowena seems to also have skin the game with a previous argument that petered off

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >someone is incorrect about the lore???
              >IT MUST BE THE MAN IN MY WALLS!!
              >LOOK LOOK HE STOPPED POSTING!
              >OKAY HE'S POSTING AGAIN BUT THAT MEANS HE'S USING HIS PHONE NOW!
              Get your head checked you homosexual narcissist. Not everything is about you. Not every disagreement is a conspiracy to piss you off.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not everyone is the same person
                >replies to someone different than the person he's arguing with

                or is everyone who calls you out one person?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                same person is thee, never me

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He says an argument about how far Rowena's debt-slavery goes was dropped the very instant it was connected to an argument about how cheating worked in The Omega Protocol and moved on to b***hing about zivvers having BPD. "Prove you're not an XIV cultist," as the kids say

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you even understand how insane you sound? How do you even connect these dots in your head? Someone is arguing with you about the lore therefore it's the same guy who was talking about this other completely different topic an hour ago? What's your thought process here? That's a rhetorical question by the way, I already described your thought process here

              That conversation ended hours ago and you're still whining about it like a little b***h, holy frick you morons are insufferable. Literally any and every topic you don't like or disagree with is the plot of a single moron to specifically piss you off, that's what you actually believe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be a moron
        >get called a moron
        >NOOO DONT CALL ME A moron
        lul

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rotations are a meme for autists. Just jump in and YOLO that shit.

    I have every job at 90 and have cleared all of savage and all of ultimate except TOP. I have no idea what the rotation is for any job and I don't care.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose argument
    >immediately lose your fricking mind

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't you understand how insane you sound you fricking BPD zivver

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone is one person
    I'M ZIVVING OUT!!!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      man, those animations are awful.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but to be fair they were made by one autist alone in his mother's basement for no money.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why even put on the XIV cultist robe for long enough to get in an argument if you immediately shuck it off and shit your pants under mild scrutiny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The person calling you an insane homosexual is not the same person who was talking about Rowena, nor is it the same person who was talking about cheating in TOP. You're simply just an insane homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes multiple people all trooned out about being linked to a TOP argument all at once and the random modded webm had nothing to do with it either i'm sure

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody trooned out about being linked to a TOP argument. I just came and called you an insane homosexual for actually saying something so fricking batshittingly narcissistic. Someone disagreeing with you in a lore conversation is a shitposter and also the same shitposter who pissed you off how many hours ago? have a nice day. You do nothing but make conversation impossible because you're completely intent on turning everything into a boogeyman because of your narcissism.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pathetic. you boasted of unrivaled power. you were entrusted with the ultimate power. the ultimate shitpost!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            classic broccoli seething about raiders as usual
            you peaked bud let it go

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I quit the game for being braindead easy and then dumbed down, then you'll have no issue learning any job under ten minutes. Go to a training dummy, press a skill and then press the one that lights up.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is it now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zidane job

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabranth job

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zidane job on lock, expect the weapon to be named Rune Tooth for that "Also known as 'the Viper'" blurb in FF9 and expect skills like Free Energy, Scoop Art and Meo Twister, with LB3 Grand Lethal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be on the 12th. they're doing another 14 hour broadcast like they do every year.
      https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/2f130c484a50a670201cb3601003fcf8899e8266

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's 1-2-3, a maintenance buff, a special combo once every 30s, and a super-special combo finisher once every 60s
      that'll be $49.95+tax+sub+cash shop+tip
      no refunds

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, just wanted to let you know I'm the next big FFXIV youtuber for dawntrail. The company behind people like Asmongold will ensure it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      legitimately could not pay me enough to ever associate with asmongold even tangentially

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drop a xiGanker meme in your first video, like Pablo or everyone one person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >streamer that addresses the fanbase as cultists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, like saying, "and our Pablo is now on the shores of the new world"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh god. i just realized. asmongold's fanbase in the EU will be able to visit him on cactaur if he ever comes back

      maybe balmung won't be the only server that gets shat on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part of the fanbase that crowded Asmongold was that moronic Fujo who ran a "nightclub" and showed off modded pictures she made of his character chained to a fricking bed or something. She thought it hilarious, you could hear her fat through her wheezing laughs, meanwhile he specifically said stuff like that changed his view of the game from a fun game into something quite dark.
        Think what you will on his opinion, but for frick sake, can fujos and nightclub erpers ever stop and think that most people aren't ok with your degeneracy? Before Shadowbringers you homosexuals were very good at keeping hidden but now you all show "MARE" in your profiles, we all know what you're doing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >now you all show "MARE" in your profiles, we all know what you're doing.

          Yeah that's the point genius. They put it on their adventure plate because they want everyone to know what they're doing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone will be playing Elden Ring.
        Yawntrail? Fart in the wind.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yoshida purposely delayed for eldin ring XDD

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            One week is not enough. Normies can only play 1 or 2 hours per day.
            Everyone will rave about ER for at least a month

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's more of yoshida lying as usual. He knows how to control his cult.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder what this level of neuroticism is called.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what feature has yoshida lied about other than modding api from 2.0

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't bother, honestly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Personal housing being a totally separate system from FC housing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He kept saying they were working on Viera hats and we still don't have it confirmed even though they're redoing all the character models

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also like to pretend to be people I'm not in these threads.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mods ruined the game, whatever fun i had interacting with people before is gone now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      parsehomosexualry ruins the game. modding just shows a lack of creativity.

      well not exactly. creating mods requires creativity and tool use. i feel the individuals who don't make their own modded outfits or whathaveyou are like the sycophants who follow real creatives around

      The worst part of the fanbase that crowded Asmongold was that moronic Fujo who ran a "nightclub" and showed off modded pictures she made of his character chained to a fricking bed or something. She thought it hilarious, you could hear her fat through her wheezing laughs, meanwhile he specifically said stuff like that changed his view of the game from a fun game into something quite dark.
      Think what you will on his opinion, but for frick sake, can fujos and nightclub erpers ever stop and think that most people aren't ok with your degeneracy? Before Shadowbringers you homosexuals were very good at keeping hidden but now you all show "MARE" in your profiles, we all know what you're doing.

      funny thing about that is that the girl he interviewed was shunned from her ERP discord for interacting with known bigot and basedboy asmongold

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >funny thing about that is that the girl he interviewed was shunned from her ERP discord for interacting with known bigot and basedboy asmongold
        Huh? But he's the most milquetoast political gay out there.
        That aside, I really disliked people like her because they really can't keep a lid on their degeneracy and think it's completely normal and have no concept that no in fact most of us don't want to see fricking modbeast images, your mare profiles which is why Yoshida had to come out and say stop fricking doing it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        half of the mods these days are just ports

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know right
      knowing that someone might have client-sided modded their game... it... it ruins everything for me
      it used to be such a good game before........

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    VFX mods are kino

    Ported second life shit sucks dick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamnnnn that is so good. It legit looks like what an actual ffxiv corsair would look like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ported second life stuff also receives little or no attention outside of its dedicated circles to be tbh, few emoji interactions on modding discords that aren't from people already within that circle and things like that

      honestly Ganker seething about these mods is probably the most attention they get outside of those circles, outside of kotaku thinking they were clever boys asking about ERP brothels that once and getting blacklisted instantly by squeenix

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dang
      I've been a Tank/Healer player since 1.0 but that fricking Thief ticked off so many boxes I damn near had the fricking urge to actually play DPS
      I was planning on my actual first to be Picto because I used Relm constantly unironically without even knowing about her use as a mage, I just liked Sketch
      but shit, I did dabble in Machinist briefly and Corsair looks really frickin' slick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it let's re-learn NIN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started to play NIN because of that mod.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the nin one is cool but im so used to what we got right now that a sudden change up would confuse me

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to bang a healbawd(male)

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crossover event really make me want to play XVI, where the frick is the PC version Yoshi? Surely it's coming this year?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon guess what? I'm playing ff16 right now. Playing through it on hard mode so I'm ready for April 18th when the second DLC is released alongside the Palace of the dead mode the game is adding.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when's the predicted next free login event? I dont want to sub just to get the event, there's literally jack shit to do in the game

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT'S PARTLY CLOUDY OUTSIDE I'M GOING FREAKING AKASHIC!!!!

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you gays realize more people would play your game but whenever I look in all I see is dudes even raiders playing as catgirls. It's weird and not in a fun way, but weird in a perverted way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you think i want people with no imagination or sense of fantasy playing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you play WoW?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          different game. or do you think i have to pick a side? lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modern glams were a mistake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want less people playing my game albeit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm betting 2/8 those people jerk off to their catgirl character and 1/8 of those ERP as their catgirl avatar with OTHER men.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to think it was about them wanting to watch some "cute character" instead of a dude all the time, I get it. I don't play that way but I can follow that logic.
        But no, it's 100% people who are jerking off to their own character and getting the tightest shots possible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're approaching this from the angle that I would for some reason want more people playing the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you should avoid playing as the race you like so people who dislike said race will start playing
      You overestimate your value.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want fewer spazzes and self-concerned mongoloids in my game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel people that get really insecure about other men playing as female characters are just one tequila too many from hungrily sucking a wiener.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile in reality the guys who play female characters in ffxiv are full on coomers who can't stop themselves jerking off over their own characters.
        Completely fricking degenerate types, raiders now are doing JAV in JP as well so it fits.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm y'shtunny

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crucify lalafell and flay them alive make them eat their own skin strips as I pour salt and lemon juice on their exposed muscle and organs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when the lalafell posters was trying to pretend that he was 4 different posters, and then was outed as it's the same demented weirdo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LO THE LAND DID SHUDDER IN A CLASH OF TITANS
    >LO THE LAND DID SHUDDER IN A CLASH OF TITANS
    >LO THE LAND DID SHUDDER IN A CLASH OF TITANS
    >LO THE LAND DID SHUDDER IN A CLASH OF TITANS
    >LO THE LAND DID SHUDDER IN A CLASH OF TITANS
    >CATAMOUNTAIN COUNTERMINE
    >CLASH OF TITANS HOLD THE LINE
    >CATAMOUNTAIN COUNTERMINE
    >CLASH OF TITANS HOLD THE LINE
    >CATAMOUNTAIN COUNTERMINE
    >CLASH OF TITANS HOLD THE LINE

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going yo miss Zero and the 13th if only for this alone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They gave you an orchestrion roll.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll see Zero and the thirteenth again, I promise you this.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly liked the XV crossover a lot better tbh and how we got to bond with Noctis, this focused too much on Clive getting his memories back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it felt more like an advertisement than the other ones.
      but I haven't done those in a while so it might just be bias

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pressing 123 is too complicated
    Every job has almost the same button layout for their braindead rotation, FF14 is quite possibly the most casual, simplest "MMO" ever made

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Am I just to retarted to play this game
    You are indeed moronic for playing this dead game

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One more week.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the reason I don't like the full dawntrail theme as much is its way more distorted then the reveal version for Koji's section. The reveal version had distortion too, but not a crazy huge amount like the full one does.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      reveal version > music video >>> final trailer version

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >healers looking at other jobs having actual rotations

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      say what you will about worlo, at least the healers get to have actual play styles

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        worlo can suck my dick after it took my mw's playstyle and gave it to literally anyone but mw and mw is now a diet hpriest/rdruid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually miss when healers had cleric stance. Back then most healers would always stay in healing stance and wouldn't contribute any DPS. I got a lot of comms for stance dancing and spamming Stone as much as possible while keeping everyone topped off.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          me too, bro
          heavensward SCH was the tightest shit and anyone who disagrees was literally just bad

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for DT to have a weak launch due to low interest/hype and watch fanboys kick and scream about how "it's because muh elder rangz"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting rekt once was not enough huh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no clue what your image is trying to convey, but you are all the way out of your mind if you think dawntrail is going to hold interest without another WoW implosion to inflate sub numbers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game was fine without wow grifters and it will be fine again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The game was fine without wow grifters
            Better.* We can only hope they stay gone.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            will it?
            is the core audience really going to still be invested in another two years of the same job design, the same fight design, and the same formulaic content?
            like I don't doubt that the game will make enough money to stay afloat for the time being, but I get the distinct impression that interest is at an all-time low

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >interest is at an all-time low
              >preorders selling out almost instantly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you mean the collector's edition boxes? because worlo sells those out instantly too, it means nothing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder are you going to have a nice day when DT is going to sell like hotcakes and servers will struggle to contain the people pouring in again? Will you livestream blowing your brains out to entertain us?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you were saying?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you willing to post the other two Dawntrail trailers in conjunction? :^)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                or the german trailer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, because the teaser having twice as many views as the full trailer would only further prove my point about the declining interest
                ShB was bleeding players until WoW went breasts-up, EW has already seen massive complaints from across the community about the snoozefest job design, bland content, and forgettable post-patch story
                more of the same can not and will not hold an audience for long
                you can deny reality all you like, the writing is on the wall

                or the german trailer.

                you mean the german trailer that has 50x the viewership of the initial teaser and twice as many views as Endwalker's? because that isn't suspicious at all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no, because the teaser having twice as many views as the full trailer would only further prove my point about the declining interest
                that makes no sense, anon
                can you maybe make your agenda a little less obvious
                anyway, good if people leave. you homosexuals have only shat up the game in my opinion. xiv existed and flourished long before you, and it will only be better for your absence

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only version that existed before me is the one that crashed and burned, moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ShB was bleeding players
                You are such a disingenuous vanta black bushman.
                ShB, like every other expansion before it, was growing XIV's population at a gradual and steady rate. This applies to Endwalker as well.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                go back

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                back where

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                go back

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black these are people who played the game for 10 years. it has always been formulaic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >core audience
              >the same job design, the same fight design, and the same formulaic content

              The "core audience" doesn't give jack shit about any of it. They just want to see the new chapter in their visual novel with the characters they know, do low stress grinds while pressing 1-2-3 and then idle in Limsa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't care

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want diamond casting set but I don’t want to assed with grouping for Os. I’m trying to grind to 90 on my tank and brute force them in solo.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not a class, it's a job
    eyeroll moment, eastern mmos will always be thematic failures and utter trash

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a robotic helm for my SGE Square.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a disease, it's called hating raid mhiggers.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voice actress of Yshtola, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want more Garlean content. Garlemald restoration. Garlemald housing for ppl who find Ishgard not snowy enough. Playable garleans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine actually being a garlecuck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nooooooo you're a heckin nazi!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe we'll get garloid restoration with some glams, yea
      I wish they'd just give us instanced housing so they have an excuse to add more housing locales at once without the whole ward nonsense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They introduced Corvos into the lore in EW and I think we'll end up going there in EW side content, maybe the Field Operations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, Garleans are forever just normal size Hyurs with dots on their foreheads. It is all trannies and mexicans in the New World from here on out.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be pretty funny yet fricked up if they gave us fricking Garlemald restoration before Ala Mhigo, unlikely though considering 6.4

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but the mhiggers!
      You wouldn’t care if garleans were introduced in arr as brown little humanoid hashbrowns. Hell you’d probably worship them!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Garleans are scum no matter their color or height, garlecuck

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does the graphics update drop? With Dawntrail or before, is the entire game being updated or just new content.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably when DT drops
      benchmark will show us what it looks like though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7.0 - models, lighting, shaders, new zones, new gear, some old gear
      7.X - old gear and old zone foliage, in waves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7.0
      DT is made with the graphical update in mind, so it isn't seen as being "overhauled"
      ARR and EW will be done first.
      Then they'll be working their way inwards from the ends, so presumably HW and ShB next, and then lastly SB.
      Everything will get affected by some stuff, though. Foliage updates will instantly apply everywhere. New materials (even if not manually adjusted), improved lighting quality, etc.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally figured out why I like Shadowbringers and the First so much. Because it's completely apart from the rest of the game yet still part of it.
    It feels like a new FF game within a game if that makes sense but there is no baggage of the First and Shadowbringers that oldgays from 1.0 know about that I didn't know.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were free of this curse, why would you choose to go back to it?

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yotolo cute.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pending BLM reveal next week, who won and lost so far?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Update
      DRG concept art looks good but we'll have to see the actual set. RPR looks pretty nice but I don't like the helm.
      DRK concept art looks good, MNK concept art looks good, SMN concept art looks good.
      SGE concept art looks good, I just don't really like that we seem to be stuck with that eye visor design thing for SGE AF now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most casters won bigly.
      >SMN is the standout best design of all jobs
      >WHM looks like a combat medic and not a prissy homosexual for once
      >AST finally returns to a simpler robe and look closer to OG design instead of looking like a gypsy moron for the past three expansions
      >RDM looks like a swashbuckler instead of musketeer plus that hat is the best it has ever had
      >SCH finally gets a good short coat
      >PCT is already the best it will ever look
      Shame about SGE but you can't win them all I suppose, BLM will probably be top tier as well. Of non-casters, only PLD, RPR, NIN, amd MNK look good or at least decent, but I know the tastes on the MNK piece will look awful in-game amd probably ruin the rest tire outfit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        smn looks like a fricking santa elf

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you blind or is your taste just that shit?

          People like you are why we only get samey designs and long coats on everything because you sperg out at the slightest hint of variety.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he says that when 90% of the dt af sets are lazy rehashes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i liked the hw smn af which is clearly a different take on the outfit from the other expacs

            this one just looks like straight up dogshit. it looks like someone's grandma's knitting, like the christmas sweater equivalent of af gear

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you blind or is your taste just that shit?

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every job is piss easy I cannot understand people "maining" only one job, anon don't you get bored of it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some jobs are just not interesting to me
      shrimple as
      i am never gonna play whm

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first time tanking Qarn
    >get double Final Sting'd at once and exploded

    Do I blame my shitty self or do I have an out via blaming the DPS for not targeting the bees first?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you blame dps for not nuking bees

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always fascinated how often people don't stand on the square to cleanse doom. I would think it'd be common knowledge after ten years but every time I run it at least two people don't do it, and they aren't always sprouts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killing the adds/mobs in the right order is everyone's responsibility but primarily a dps job.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yourself for not killing them faster, moron you shouldn't need DPS to focus fire at least one of the bees

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are a Paladin it's your fault

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you wipe in normal content, it’s always the healers fault, because they can carry noobs through anything no matter how dumb they are.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in ARR dungeons.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna Oschon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the fujobait is the only surviving member of the twelve
      but of course

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I come back to this game I realize how fricking boring it is and stop playing before my sub runs out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats?

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Thaleia if only for completely btfo out of all those muh emet is nald'thal keks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please use ChatGPT to translate your posts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest twist they could do is Wuk actually winning and keeping the throne for real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't see these junior writers pull anything but the "Erenville is the reluctant 4th heir who gets it in the end" trope.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they really need new designers for gear

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EW SMN is best SMN

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