>uncle Tim does nothing. >Unity his biggest competitor just blows himself up

>uncle Tim does nothing
>Unity his biggest competitor just blows himself up
>Uncle Tim wins again doing literally nothing

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tweet übersexen

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unity's ceo is the former EA devil himself, John Ravioli. It was just a matter of waiting

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post hand, g*rman

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait aren't these the guys behind the pseudomalware installers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 more the unreal engine
    Imagine the fricking bloat now when unity was already bloated before also the reason why I stick with unreal engine less bloat , made for pros not amateurs like unity shovelware and now this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unreal is the same baby shit from a dev standpoint.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be Epic
    >acquire Quixel Megascans
    >free models/textures for everyone!
    >acquire RealityCapture
    >free photogrammetry for everyone!
    >acquire RAD Game Tools
    >free compression for everyone!
    >acquire ArtStation
    >acquire SketchFab
    >acquire BandCamp

    >be Unity
    >acquire literal malware company
    >free adverts for everyone!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Epic bought Bandcamp?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah there was a reddit meltdown couple months ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >acquire Bandcamp
      >Bandcamp Fridays go away
      Woah what a great investment.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unity already forces devs to include spyware in their games that you can only turn off by modifying your shipped DLLs and essentially violating Unity's ToS. I doubt any Unity dev actually cares since they were already OK with shipping their customers spyware. There'll be some humming and hawwing for a few weeks but everyone will throw up their hands and just keep using Unity because Unity devs are sheep that don't know how to do anything without the asset store.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah just take a look at the stock price
      Unity is going down for real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stock prices always dip on acquisitions tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The opposite

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why would the opposite happen? Considering on acquisitions you are generally overpaying for whatever you are buying, otherwise they would not be selling to you, which means you just burnt a pile of your companies worth, in hopes of the aquisition making back more money? So why would the stock rise as soon as you burnt part of your actual cash?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep the free games comin, Timmy boy!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what engine should I use now? fricking godot? I'm not writing my own from scratch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unity unreal or godot??? Nothing has changed.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a shame, I was planning to use Unity to make my first game, oh well Unreal it is I guess.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unreal engine is a good product
    epic store is not

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >develop in Unity
    >want feature X

    >feature X is not available in old pipeline
    >feature X is in beta and incomplete and buggy in new pipeline
    >Unity releases newer pipeline before feature X is completed in new pipeline

    >try to implement feature X yourself
    >requires engine code access
    >Unity isn't open source

    also everything runs like shit

    frick Unity

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