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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat girl thighs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well if she's gonna dominate me with reversed forced impregnation with her big thighs then I'll live.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so despite saying I was demoralized that my teams sucked I ended up finishing the last few rounds in the Colosseum to unlock the big b***h and tomorrow I will make my new squads. I'll use a lot of the help from the last thread, so thanks for that anons.
    But other than meme teams or prebuilt ones, what "clicks"? Like, lets say I have one cav team right, I figure that's a given. And a flight one. That's physical damage mostly. Should I make teams that have purely magic offensive? Should I try to combine the two, half and half with a support?
    While I was initially a bit broken and was ready to just copy meta teams I also want to sorta learn what makes things tick. What I should aim for.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know if I posted this one last thread, sorry if I'm repeating myself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You did. I saved all three photos you uploaded. Gonna take a look at them more tomorrow when I have the sweet freedom of Friday evening.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make good individual units or pairs. I don’t get how you have issues, the game is easy and if you cleared the colosseum without cheesing you can beat the final boss.
      Yunifi + cat ear user is a good 2 unit combo. Give yunifi a plume if she doesn’t go first. Give her any of the 25 might bows because she’s the best archer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats your level? If you are low then your teams are going to struggle if they are playing fair. You have to work on moronic bullshit to cheese the AI, just because your normal teams cant handle a five man squad of people fifteen levels above them with forged weapons doesnt mean they suck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First of all, read the in-game guide (Game Tips > Battle)
      Honestly, I never know how to answer these broad questions. I think the anons that struggle are making fundamentally the same kinds of mistakes, though, and are not paying attention to the same fundamental things.

      In a nutshell, a good squad is a consistent squad. There's no opportunity for variability in it.
      I think this is why field attacks like Trinity Rain and Glacial Rain are so popular. Properly set up, they're very consistent win conditions.
      Now, they're not the only consistent methods by a long shot, but they're perhaps the most obvious and easiest to set up.

      Think about it: a global freeze effect. If you can make sure that something like that 1. goes first (initiative) and 2. doesn't miss (true strike), you can't actually get hurt at minimum. Where's the opportunity for variability there? You just permanently stole the enemy's actions, until you strike them again, which you don't have to do.
      So at that point, what matters? Killing anything that survived. Which is easily solved by tactics and additional squad members.

      So, in every squad, you need to move first, not miss, and then actually kill things somehow. That's where it gets complicated and interesting and potentially inspires creativity. But that's all you're ever really doing - moving first, not missing, killing. The rest is details.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atlas what are you doing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And people said there would be nothing to look forward to down the line.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Ganker liked hero forge though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      look how they massacred my boy Ithillion...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atlas what are you doing

        Hodrick looks like he developed some sort of drug addiction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, women just look horrible in hero forge, even the furry girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heroforge still exists?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      random collab, but is it weird that I like the characters in this style? though I would never get one of these things since im not into tabletop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda if she Naughty Dog.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fugg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a disgusting visual

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have that webm of lex calling over to alain only for him to walk away

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHH I NEED A CUTE HAG WITCH WIFE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That promote outfit has grown on me, sure I miss the hag hip sway, but damn if that outfit isn't sex in itself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think those two are very cute together. Yahna Ftw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fricking fair man. How is this 17 year old blue haired fricker bagging a banging a super hot witch a century older than him. It's NOT FRICKING FAUR

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a prince and a chad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alain on his own is a catch since he is good looking and kind, but being a pit bawd is what seals the deal is why so many women want him after one or two interactions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it's because he's king and so marrying him grants you massive amounts of power

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I am a 60000 year old elf virgin
          >Wow your tiny amount of kindness really impressed me, nobody has been this nice to me before!!!
          Worst trope

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's the equivalent of a middle aged woman that's a hardass to all the young guy dark elves around her because she's supposed to train them. not hard to imagine why she's single.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it works decently in her case since she spent her entire life being Rosalinde’s servant. I feel like she is one of the chars that would benefit a lot from a third rapport to build up on that, the stoic and cool servant finding herself overwhelmed by feelings and wanting something for herself even if it goes against what the master wants is a solid set up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's wish fulfillment, which is a valid use of fiction. You're free to get your dose of realistic romance wherever your local roasties congregate.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Realistic romance
              Doesn't exist anymore
              I'm not against wish fulfilment, but it just could be a little more believable. 6000(?) years and no one was ever remotely nice to her? What kind of buttholes are elves?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair dark elves are all violent rapists

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not in UO I don't think so
                If they were drows I'd undertand her behavior

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It could be that his kindness exceeded her expectations. You wouldn't expect royalty to sully his hands dealing with matters like this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was probably just too distant since she focused so much on her job as both a bodyguard and instructing young soldiers. Probably easier for random males to hit on the generic fencers instead.
                Still very much focused on wish fulfillment, but elves give me the idea that they dont really think about romance that much due to their long lifespan. We never see an actual elf couple afaik, it is always elf x human.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it is always elf x human.
                Elves are built for the BHC

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Generic female soldier girls would like to have a word with you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                6000 is probably a bit much. speaking of age do we actually know how old the elves are? I think we're limited to relative age like ithilion being younger than most of the others and lhinalagos being around eltolinde's age if not a little older.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everybody in the party wasn't there during the first Zenorian conquest, so they're all younger than eight centuries.
                No old people in Elfheim seem to have anything to say about the old war, so I guess nobody is that old.
                My guess is that Raylandor and Gladamir are a bit over over two centuries, the twins and Leoh a bit under, and Ithilion could be Yahna's father.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna warmly tend to those brown legs alright

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would imagine Alain would want her covered up as queen. Every man in the castle would be eyeing her up everyday

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is quite literally what happens in the epilogue.
        It makes him jelly as frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's for Hodrick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >true zion
    >know what I am doing
    >already at drakengard, no one die yet
    >"hey this is pretty easy"
    >one squad step one toe into enemy archer range
    >"Arrow Rain"
    >entire back line is gone
    What a videogame

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is replacing Rolf with a featherarrow worth it? I don't use him as lead for assists but his arrow rain is nice against the fliers in Albion, he one shots them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feather arrows are obscene, being able to react-blind entire rows is itself worthy of use.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think about "replace", they are different niches.
      Hunter is pure damage.
      Featherbow is more a utility archer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      has anyone completed the class registry 100%? do you get anything for it? also side note, there are a few of wacky woohoo alt generics you can get like a legionnaire with horns and a thief with a visor.

      featherbows don't output that much damage, have a lower ceiling for the amount of things they can naturally hit, and don't have truestrike. they're mostly there to enable flimsy frontlines like mercenaries. they're very different units aside from the fact they both use bows.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this really worth $60?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fun and 50 hours to beat it but if you’re a pirategay just play it for free

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like 70 if you wanna get everything

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like 90

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You play slowly

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I try to savor the game for a while instead of consooming it like it’s a 6 piece

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do you savor a game? By running in circles on the overworld? I full cleared the map.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reading every npc dialog and all 450 logs and then doing it again on zesty difficulty

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s beating the game twice then. Not what my post was about.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but I wanna have all the things and try all the things.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                By playing with my squads, playing with my units colors, listening to the music, reading the library bios, admiring the hand drawn scenery, talking to villagers, buying things, leveling and moving units around. Did you just burn through everything as fast as you could?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                > playing with my units colors, listening to the music, admiring the hand drawn scenery
                Irrelevant non gameplay things you wasted 20 hours on. I did everything else on your list ie the actual game content.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Irrelevant non gameplay things
                I pity you for being unable to experience art for what it is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wasted a full day of your life running in circles on the overworld.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I spent my free time appreciating the work of a group of craftsmen and artists I spent money to experience. Go ahead and move on to your next consoomption, it’s all you’re capable of.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep wasting your time not playing the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did both, a shame you couldn’t.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you also speedrun sex, bro? Or maybe you just let Chad do it for you instead since you don't wanna waste time?

                The way most people consume games nowadays is pathological. Small wonder the market is filled with trash.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                based jrpg anon, I am the same. I'm probably going to finish the game at 120h+ kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would say so, it's fun

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you and… goodbye, Elina

    Hold up, Ithilion. That was a very touching farewell, but I need to station someone in this town.
    Everyone else has been assigned, so…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ithilion's half elf mutts!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute and canon, i did this as well.
      I’m glad the ending confirms he marries her instead of trying to tip tap around something everyone expects already.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think most players stationed unique units in the towns they met them besides some like Ridiel and Fodoquia who were wronged by their respective hometowns or units that just happened to be near a town but don't really show any sort of attachment to it like that Galadmir who was just stalking you.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man in black armor
    Wait what? Who is that supposed to be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nigel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nigel.

        Can’t resist the BAC

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mindbroken by the BAC, probably some elfsissy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Scarlett is ever shown drinking. Her blood alcohol content is 0.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nigel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUM TUM
      >DUM TUUUUM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trannius
        Get out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh wtf so she fricks Nigel if you didn't choose her?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's old enough to be her father and he feels responsible about her life because he's the one that dropped her in Palevia to begin with, stop obsessing with sex.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE ELVES ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER CORINNE BY STEALING ALL THE MEN!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Human women gotta step up their game. Elina and that one generic soldier are doing their part.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can human woman compete?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain takes the throne
      >Restoration work begins in earnest
      >A bunch of construction workers from Cornia are hired to work in Elheim
      >They collaborate with the elves, doing a good job returning their towns and cities to their former glory
      >It doesn't take long before female elves take note of them
      >And start flirting with them
      >The workers ended up settling down in Elheim with an elven wife.
      Elves are dangerous.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sudden short supply of quality labor
        Damn elves

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of new art on X today all of a sudden

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ppl with day jobs are finishing the game
      nips that want physical and missed out are probably starting to get their hands on the game
      those are my guesses.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Govil was a bigger bro than i expected.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Govil is such a chad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Govil is such a chad

        Cool dude.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Govil introduced pizzagate to Coronthia
          Oh no

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit, i should have known the cool wolfman would have some sort of dark secret…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NTRing prostitute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me in the right

  14. 3 months ago
    aceman
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pov: you are a human man

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the art of Chloe wearing the outfit that was too small for Yahna.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear, there better end up being at least 5 h-doujins featuring Chloe wearing this.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the class registry there's an entry for mille as a breaker, but how do you actually get mille? doesn't she just leave after you recruit nina? will she join if you reject nina?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post-game battle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can nab her as part of the characters you get in the post-game mission.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Postgame unlock.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She joins in the post game only, unfortunately. I would have taken her over Nina if i could.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too lazy to try, is there an event for giving your mom the ring?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get a trophy called Momma’s Boy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get to use her in NG+

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alain, I found a lantern at the top of this tower!
    Oh! Good job Lex!

    I’ve scoured the ruins and found this pot of sacred corne ash!
    Wow! You’re so reliable Chloe!
    Scarlett: mumumu… me too..!

    Alain! I found a caterpillar! Caterpillar!! It was there!
    Ah… i don’t need a caterpillar.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you always make shitty crops?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What isn't in the crop you want to see you worthless freeloading homosexual?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scarlett’s dialogue for starters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do half Black folk that don't create or contribute content always whine? This is why every last member of your mongrel fricking race will be purged.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m white, but go on and do it already if you plan to.
          >m-mu-muh fed!!!!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gets called a worthless sack of shit freeloader who doesn't do anything but his whiny ass mouth.
            >"I'm white!" said Jose lopez
            Stfu mutt

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well? Are you going to kill someone already or post impotent garbage on Ganker?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calling some brown eyed goblina is literally a holocaust
                No one cares beaner. Your skin is the came color as the shit that comes out of my ass.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go on and do it. I’m waiting.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kill them then

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm slaying your conquered rape baby mutt ass right now mestizo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Delusional homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ass mad b***h made brown eyed fricking mutt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go on and kill one already big boy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just killed one of your sisters by taking a shit in the toilet Alejandro. Flushed her right back to your third world shit hole

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you’ll never do anything but cry online like a pathetic b***h

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep dancing for your White god you conquered mutt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve already told you I’m white but you seem too stupid to comprehend new information

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm White that's why I'm so fricking ass ravaged that you're shitting on my shit colored ancestry
                Sure thing browneye

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autism

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Will you reply to me too? I want in on this moron-fest. Fricking beta loser.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >To resist or to yield
    >they offer you a third path
    I am in two minds about this. Obviously I'm going to do what's in the spoiler, but my question is "Did you?"
    Additionally, why did they even do this? It feels half-assed if you can just bypass the quandary by picking a third option.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they intended for a morality system originally, like in Ogre Battle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did it to mess with the morons who skip dialogue.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you can get both recruits but it’s one of the hardest missions in the game

      Well, not that hard given how easy the game is but still

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but my question is "Did you?"
        yes. I wanted a bigger challenge..
        >Additionally, why did they even do this?
        in ye olde fire emblem(100%) and tactics ogre(IIRC) you get a choice between 2 units and one locks out the other. they were harkening back to that.

        You guys weren't kidding. That was a really fun map.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bastoras in general has the hardest maps with the one you just did and a fleeting dream's. Albion's map design is simpler, hell the last main battle in Albion is quite literally a narrow straight line with unpassable mountains to stop flyers from rushing the boss.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My flier squad jobbed the entire region of Albion but I was only using 4 so I had to keep feeding them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but my question is "Did you?"
      yes. I wanted a bigger challenge..
      >Additionally, why did they even do this?
      in ye olde fire emblem(100%) and tactics ogre(IIRC) you get a choice between 2 units and one locks out the other. they were harkening back to that.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start new game
    >realize the queen’s squad was Hodrick, Renault, Mustache cuck guy and blue hair witch
    Oh shit I never noticed this

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP where did you get that image from? Couldn't find it with the search engines.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The style smells very /ic/-like, so I assume it was made by a drawgay

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game mentions hot springs
    >they drew a hot springs background and assets
    >only used in one postgame scene with the bear and wolf sitting in it
    >we probably could have had hot springs events with every girl but the ethics and dei department vetod it
    What a shame

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >veto'd
      Nah I think they just ran out of money, they would do it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More likely they ran out of budget to voice and animate every girl in it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it get's mentioned several times in-game too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sanatio/Alain rapport also features the hot springs, them + Lex chill there and Sanatio gets mad because he slips.
      Def strange we never get to use one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No budget for naked sprites.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >story mode
    >only Alain squad and his harem
    >tons of nuts for stam

    Oh yeah, I'm gaming alright.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she have 2 shields?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how old is witch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old but sexy at the same time

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *did literally nothing wrong*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is cute and said he was sorry so it is okay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, it doesn't matter what he did all he needs to do is get in my bed and it's all good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      armored briefs are stupid for starter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t frick Scarlett with shattered balls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *kills thousands in the name of zombie pope*
      oopsie woopsie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      people say that only fighters suck but I have yet to see a single person use a featherstaff, while I have seen featherbows and feathershields used plenty

      Are they the worst class? They seem like Clerics but somehow worse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they're nicer to have when you're actually doing maps and whatnot, with the ability to both fly and support heal.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but owls already do that and have superior mobility while and some neat support moves, plus they can heal if you give them a healing skill staff

          Meanwhile featherstaff has a skillset that looks really jank and hard to use in any team

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People don't use angels because 1. no one is retooling their squads that late in the game and 2. people generally prefer named units and the only named featherstaff is recruited about 15 minutes before the credits roll

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        their undying buff will probably frick people up in arena and nobody treats arena seriously

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Warriors and Gladiators suck ass in this. Warriors are good for killing Hoplites but suck at everything else. Gladiators do frick all for damage.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Warriors are plenty good at killing everything. Gladiators have some serious issues, but low damage output is not one of them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Close your eyes and randomly pause the webm, you must marry the girl you see.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >chloe swarm
              this is too many chloe

              Redpill me on Power Belt Doom Knight. I can't get Toughness to proc reliably at all, he'll have PP and be below the health threshold, then just die anyway.

              is it at the top of his skill list? He might be using something else instead

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All he has is Toughness and Vengeance, Toughness at the top with a requirement to be at 75% hp or less so it's more lenient than the default 50%. It seems like follow-up/pursuit attacks just keep barreling over Toughness, I'm guessing it just defends specifically against active attacks and not passive follow-ups or something.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It seems like follow-up/pursuit attacks just keep barreling over Toughness
                oh, that's just an unlisted quirk of how the game works. You can only use one passive per attack, so if you trigger it on the first hit you can't use it again on pursuits or counters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah any sort of "after enemy attacks" proc will get ignored during chain spam.
                vengeance tanking is a meme, just spam dark flames.

                I see, that's a bummer. Seemed like a fun setup. He's still pretty low level so I can't do a lot with him for now then I guess.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah any sort of "after enemy attacks" proc will get ignored during chain spam.
                vengeance tanking is a meme, just spam dark flames.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I refuse. I WILL marry Melisandre.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jokes on you, I got Melisandre without cheating

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I got Primm.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I take it
              Good idea for a thread btw

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >primm
              absolutely not

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's cool b/c she was my second pick after __fox__

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                chibi amalia!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >got Primm as well
              That webm is cursed.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Melisandre
              Please, she's too eager that it's a turn off.
              Even if I say this as I buff her truestrike to high heavens and field her every map

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ‘sandre killed galerius for me so she gets what she wants

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Melisandre

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          warriors still have good attack so they're good candidates for the pursuit bracelet. I think there was one early on anyways.
          Once they promote and get enrage at level 20 they murder entire units by themself

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Breakers murder almost everything and have enough attack to actually feed their AP via assaulting blow spam.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used sanatio in my Alain squad and he made sure no one died. Featherstaffs have amazing healing, can enable hp baser attack shenanigans with the overheal, remove afflictions passively, and can give rows toughness.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I put one on my (not fast casted) trinity rain team. To boost mobility lel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously? Sanatio is a pretty good healer for me. Shame that he has no resurrection but his row overheal is extremely good. I don't get why you don't use it. Technically, the staff with the whole team overheal is better but I'd have to sacrifice a staff with potential addition PP/AP and unique skill for that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The big issue is you get them so late that their valor skill doesn't really get any time to shine. It has obscene range if you can perch them on a tower. I ended up using one in the final mission since you can spot heal almost across the entire map if you park in a more central tower.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do the two conditions for abilities interact? The game tips menu didn't explain this clearly. Do they both have to be fulfilled for the action to happen, or is there a priority targeting system where condition 1 is checked first, and if no target fulfills it, condition 2 is used?
    For example, if I have if I have Long Thrust with conditions 1) Full Column, 2) Lowest HP, which of the following happens?
    >If there is no full column, the attack doesn't happen at all (because 1st condition wasn't fulfilled and they both must be)
    >If there is no full column, the game moves on to the 2nd condition, and checks which target has lowest HP, and targets that one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      condition 2 is actually checked first

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, but do both conditions have to be true? Or is it enough for condition 2) to be true and 1) to be false for the action to happen?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both have to be true. They are "and", not "or".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full Column is a hard condition. If you have it set, the ability won't be used unless there's a full column. Lowest HP just changes targeting if it can actually target.
      Remember that Mock Battles exist for a reason. You can try these things out yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The full column condition would stop it, lowest HP doesn't hard cancel anything

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he romanced Chloe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correction: I married her.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Devs so lazy they make you program the units AI yourself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a dev or is there a game developer here?
      I would like to talk with him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        John Vanillaware here, AMA

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon's Crown 2 when John?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, accept the invitation.
          Can you tell why there are no true next gen graphic games for consoles? I was hoping for a lot more, like amazing awful graphics.
          Do you think that will change with the PS5Pro or next Gen like PS6, Xbox?

          And I read a news about AI and game development, an AI can create games in 5-10 years itself (possibly people laid off...?) How do you see that?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not John but seriously this is somewhat down to
            >growing developer incompetence, not knowing how to make use of the hardware power and in fact using the power as a crutch for shitty code
            >amazing graphics are timely and costly, graphics don't sell like they used to either, games are now being made less pretty for cost effectiveness
            >outdated tools and engines, engines are made by high tier programmers to do most of the heavy lifting and are often custom optimised for purpose. custom engines are getting less and less popular, and engines are costly to develop as it is software which usually requires expensive talent and will most likely never be sold, I.e developing the engine is a loss.
            >reaching the pinnacle, the closer we get to realistic perfection the less noticeable the jumps will be, encroaching on perfection is nigh impossible.
            >Expanding scope, prior games limited what they could do or put on screen for the sake of graphics processing. New games are adding more detail but now make the individual items more detailed.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already in Bastorias and just recruited Tatiana, completely overlooked that part of the map

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm horny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex with your gf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What am I supposed to do with this info?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Help him stop being horny.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easy. according to threads just post a picture of fox and all horny gets replaced with disgust and/or anger

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord Alain! Because you were stingy with money, we have no obstacle items! At this rate we will be overrun by the furries!

    I’ve got an idea! Nobody has eaten Scarlett’s cooking!

    What ho! The furries have regained their senses! It’s even more effective than Bastorias Blue!
    Scarlett: Im a genius

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love these

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick racemixing and frick inbreeding, complete generic human woman breeding NOW!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pov: you're me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cucking your friend

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lex is adventure sexual, he has no time for b***hes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For a game that has partnership seemingly as one of its core values, the epilogues left a lot to be desired, like almost nobody is explicitly mentioned to end up with anybody else. Like Virginia goes with Gilbert should you not pick her, Sharon and her gay angel friend, and Scarlett is somewhat alluded with Nigel. The rapport feature in general felt a little underdeveloped and tacked on.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The rapport feature in general felt a little underdeveloped and tacked on
            Really, they don't seem hard to animate and they are short enough that it should be easy to write a ton more of them. Many aren't even that creative anyway. Every character should have three rapports. It's criminal how so many good waifus only have two rapports with Alain, going from being friendly to full on love in an instant.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They pulled a half-measure by letting you ring just about any girl, but staying committed to the fact that some of the girls just don't make much sense to romance by giving them only one or two underbaked rapport scenes and a mediocre epilogue. Imo they should have just left the list of girls you could ring be well-developed, natural-feeling romance options with 3 rapports, or give every girl 3 rapport and make them all feel equally viable as romantic options. The inbetween just feels like a trap for people who really fall for a certain character's design only to ring them and find that there's virtually nothing to them as a romantic choice.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saved before the ring scene and went through some of my choices.
                Melisandre>yunifi>Scarlett>eltolinde>ochlys
                The endings are a letdown though. Even Scarlett had 3 lines for hers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this even shows during the marriage shrine scenes, some of them are really fun and creative whilst others are just zero chemistry and alain listing off their positive personality traits to try and reason why her would pick her. I do have respect for some of the mid choices turning around and asking Alain if he's stupid or if this is a joke.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yahna is the biggest affront. Her and Alains relationship mirroring Alcina and his grandfather, yet only two rapports.
                Other girls only getting one is criminal as well, regardless of how little chemistry they have with him or how they barely matter for the story.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yahna is probably the most story relevant character with only 2 supports yeah

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mandarin wants to frick Gammels off screen sister but gets brother cucked.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should've tied more in with gameplay, strong combo skills that require units to have a certain rapport rank to unlock, or maybe add 1 per unit limited S rank rapport that lets them borrow 1 or 2 skills from their partner. Although without the extra rapports to back this up you would basically be guiding each player to build the same teams.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They both have hairy pussies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't her charm do anything?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a metaphor for her having no charm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because you pirated the game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Update to 1.0.1.

          I hadn't set up wifi on the switch yet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Update to 1.0.1.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    VW is weak, making the female furries just a furry human body with an animal head plopped on looks shit compared to the wolves and bears.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darn flirty elf...

    https://litter.catbox.moe/yv0a1g.jpg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      love milk dud nipples

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool now post rosalinde and eltolinde giving alain a thighjob

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cunilingus!

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry Monica that I was going to rank you down lower than the F*rries.
      You were just trying to save us all from Democracy and open borders...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tomboy
      >Horse Girl
      >Messy Short Hair
      Why did Hinoka dye her hair yellow?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sont need to, she has been top tier since day one.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still in maximum overcope about the news of nothing planned for the game, especially after the online survey made it seem like there was further interest in future content. Do you think if this game was big enough of a success VW would reconsider future content or they're just going to do the VW thing and leave it as is? I respect their refusal to do sequels a lot, just sad too since they're one of the few modern devs who would actually get me excited to see a sequel from.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably leave it as is which sucks. would have been nice if all the content that got cut would at the very least been added back and finished as dlc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of Muramasa VW just doesn't believe in the concept of DLC. Shame.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sequel
      >starts with Clive and Alain fighting in the Cornian Imperial Palace
      >demoncratic rebellion has set Cornian ablaze
      >queen was assassinated before game start
      >Lex (finally a knight with a horse), has to escape with Alain's son
      >10 years since the demoncratic rebellion
      >Are you a bad enough dude to put Clive (demon-worshipping traitor) to the sword and restore the Holy Unicornian Empire?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >branching story where you either emulate alain's liberation (good guys) or ends justify the means tier murderhobo evil

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Crown was their biggest success and not even that got any content DLC; though it did get some post-launch content, with the ultimate difficulty, level 255cap and the tower of mirages. At best, you could hope for some more post-game content, nothing that would require new assets though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am 100% cool with no new assets/content, I just want a better difficulty for the main campaign and a NG+ mode that lets you move units over from a completed save..I want to be optimistic and hope this isn't unreasonable but I'm still ready to accept that ZT will just be the best we get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I really need is an NG+ mode

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being able to use Feathershields/bows/staves for more than the last bit of the game (unless you go out of your way to get them early) would be really nice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's modder chads or nothing
      We had a good run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Travis look like he needs correction in this pic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I respect their refusal to do sequels a lot, just sad too since they're one of the few modern devs who would actually get me excited to see a sequel from
      its weird of them to ask about doing a sequel on that survey considering the fact that they never do them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At most they'll give us a NG+ update. I don't expect anything else since Vanillaware is too small to split its staff among multiple projects

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    saber

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only person in the world who used Mandrin, ask me anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cazador

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >segway for ya
      what was his major malfunction?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the team and his setup? Not many people talk about archer setups.
      I used him in my archer team who was lead by a dodgetanking Gammel, but eventually both of them had to benched because I needed the team space for better synergy(at least they some-fricking-how managed to oneshot Alcina in a single battle, did not expect that).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        another guy but my mandrin, gammel celeste team also one shotted alcina for me, I guess it was intentional

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I killed him and regret it so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolf is such a hypocrite for thinking he's any better than Gammel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leah could surpass Amalia. Leah is best and strongest mother. Make Josef breed
    Virginia and marry your son to his daughter. Ez eugenics

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how do death save skills like toughness work, do they only save against the attack that procs them? Or is it stored until use?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it gets stored

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NG+
    >Has a few options.
    >1. You just carry over absolutely everything, all your units, items, equipment, heraldry options, etc.
    >All enemy units are level 50 and are promoted. Same goes for mercenaries.
    >Or
    >2. Keep your money, items and equipment and heraldries but otherwise similar to just doing a new game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3. Use honor points in a point-shop with various effects from just buying copies of unique equipment to gameplay altering effects such as:
      >the classic 2x exp/money buffs
      >valor point multipliers
      >Bestral night-buffs are always active
      >6th unit slot
      >disable time limit but increase enemy stats
      >conquest mode where you and zenoira start out with 1 town each and have to play grand strategy and take territory in real time, resources being used to shore up towns with siege equipment and such. you also have to find both rings and defeated units have to get rescued scarlett-style

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you let an elf play with your ears?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't set combatant type to two different unit types and have that one tactics line govern your ability to use a skill on two specific unit types
    who the FRICK designed these moronic rules

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just did the mission where you get Dinah and I feel the game had a sudden difficulty spike, I had to relly a lot in map attacks like arrow rain and dragon dive. I think it's mainly because enemies are starting to show up in 5 man squads and I barely got 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 vs 5 is not that huge of a difference
      you just may need to get more intimate with the unit type chart and team composition

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't exactly remember the boss comp but that's the one with the legionnares right? I felt like you needed a specific comp in order to deal with the archer charge while removing the tanks. there was another one like in the kleinfeld mission but with swordmasters instead

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw watching a streamer wasting hours synergy maxxing rolf teams with the aerial shift bow
    >he's pairing him with fliers
    what the frick how has fatlus no corrected this yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corrected what? I can't recall what that bow did

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an item that will let my werebear be a Legionnaire and jump in front of attacks?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any greatshield with a cover ability.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      squire's greatshield

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incest

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no DLC planned
    >everyone already finish it
    It's over...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All good things must end eventually.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm recommending it to my friends and I can't wait to see how they end up playing the game.
      It's like Kamidori all over again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All my friends who played strategy RPGs died or aren't my friends anymore...
        Except you, right, anon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are we friends, anon? Do you want to be?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on Power Belt Doom Knight. I can't get Toughness to proc reliably at all, he'll have PP and be below the health threshold, then just die anyway.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help how do I make Leah contribute. Fran already catches theives with True Strike from Rein.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s your favourite to promote first? I did Alain, the shaman, and the dark knight(cause I heard the level 20 skill is godly). Any other recs? About to finish drakengard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just picked based on whoever was closest to unlocking their first promotion skill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      male sellsword, purely for aesthetics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cavalry, from lvl15 onward it was like crack using them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always promote Alain so he becomes cavalry

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't romance my own mom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the huge sword and two shields supposed to be a wiener and balls? Were the asiatics making a dirty joke here?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick now I can't unsee it. You have ruined my experience.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          asiatics = Koreans
          Nips = japs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            who cares they're both chinks

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              chinks = chinese
              homie, you gotta learn how to racial slur properly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the joke is that all asians look the same
                Black person you can't even be racist properly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was joking on your joke, moron
                Learn how to read the room, dumb Black person homosexual

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making a Chloe team.
    So far Chloe and Ridiel in the back and a generic wyvernmaster in front. Anti calvary is the main point. Who else should I add to the team?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anti-cav
      hilda or fran/celeste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's what I've been running, feel free to steal it.
      >honed slash on feathersword also gets bonuses when buffed, nimble fighter gloves to scale up crit damage for keen call
      >Gilbert for the team-wide buffs to guarantee Chloe & Ochlys are at full power
      >rail-the-prostitute for extra anti-cav, magic damage, and sylphic barrier to keep archers from ruining my day

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aubin!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Owned by Liza

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t Magellan her brother?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah so? Get your mind out of the gutter

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because Cornian royalty have lovey dovey babymaking passionate kissing handholding eye contacted shared orgasm leglock missionary with their relative doesn't mesn Liza and Magellan do...as much.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disturbing lack of Miriam appreciation in these threads. I'm starting to question whether any of you are pale skinned and light eyed at all...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pale skinned and light eyed males are busy going gaga for Rosalinde.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I married rosalinde and i'm brown!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like her, there's so many girls in sexy skimpy armors that a cute paladin looking girl in full plate looks cool and unique, unfortunately/fortunately there's a lot of good girls and the more plot relevant ones naturally steal all the attention.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute but just a tad too one dimensional with "muh dad", I like her though. The three of them deciding to join Virginia to kill Giethe annoys me toi, pretty sure in her and Josef's rapport she says she was aware they had no chance but felt obligated to assist her which makes me mixed on the three of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I posted a picture of a completely different character in these threads before and passed it off as Miriam and no one realized.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forte from Rune Factory 4, someone asked for Miriam fanart and I posted her instead and got a reply saying based.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >light eyed
      Slavic and Celtic femboy trait propagated throughout the North because snowBlack folk are too dumb not to have children with their slavs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Slavic and Celtic femboy trait
        I want to see proof

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monica is the superior girl but "this Rose bears thorns" is probably my favorite line in the game.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Travis sexo

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE FRICKING NOTES, LEX

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the chibi artist can save us now, threads must continue until every named unit, generic, and side character is drawn.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see thumbnail and think those were massive saggers
    >they were just shields on her arms
    My day is ruined

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fotm already dying down
    Sad!

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas should I be levelling a lot of people or just focus on fellas I like? Im starting to lose fights now and im not sure what I did wrong outside keeping everyone around the same level.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team composition is more important than level

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Miriam!

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Miriam!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Miriam looks kind of moronic and afraid of ghosts.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a complete gift guide yet?

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >missed an entire section of cornia because i thought the guard that was keeping me from going was high leveled
    well this sucks going back now and having to speed through it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got tricked by auch's mission the same way, I ended up going back to him after rescuing scarlett

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Such a worthless, nothing character.
        >muh mommy
        >not even a character in-game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          agree

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And he's one of the most powerful back linners in the game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh mother every fricking second
            >carries my Alain team through early game because of his fireball + burst set up whenever it didnt just straight up kill
            >only got fricked in Elfheim so far, but shamans and the PP decreasing attacks exist for a reason
            Maybe I should build another wizard.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Generic Wizard > Auchy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this
              >looks cooler
              >comes in a variety of different colors
              >no mommy issues
              >hood

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elf and human mating rituals...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elf boys...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fricking elf archer guys are too hot, The ZR is too much for my wiener to handle.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sequel never ever
    That's okay, Unicorn Overlord is now part of my list of games that I replay at least once a year anyway.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK do I kill Baltro? I keep getting like 300-1500 forecasts. This power spike is insane.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried using your maiden. My team was able to one round him without taking damage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I have 4 AP/PP Alain and Scarlett both in the team at level 50 (because I fed them my miracle fruits before the final boss).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you used valorous order on yourself?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It changes to 400-1166

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need to show your comp and rethink it, I didn't have any level 50 and I blasted the old c**t.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need to show your comp and rethink it, I didn't have any level 50 and I blasted the old c**t.

              Also make sure your wife is actually using the kill move protection, you might me depleting your pp beforehand or it's fighting against other procs.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That might be it, but also Scarlett keeps fricking dying. I’ll adjust tactics so she doesn’t heal with 2 PP

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now this is VW so they most likely mean it but "no plans" doesn't mean never, a lot of times when a dev says they have no plans for something they do it anyways.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Corne ashes for you until you pat my head, your Majesty.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >archer/flyer: makes a ranged attack
    >fighter: covers it
    >archer/flyer: learn to attack two targets, attack a row, attack a collumn, attack the whole team, attack twice in a row, inflict poison/burn/freeze
    >fighter:
    They really need to step it up in a patch, like give them the ability to ignore debuffs from ranged attacks and making it so provoke forces the enemy to use single target attacks.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's something about Ridiel that's appealing to me, even though she has mommy issues and started out as a grouchy Hapa elf with low scruples in her intro mission

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      her death animation revealed she has a big butt

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ridiel's fat asssssssssssss

  80. 3 months ago
    aceman
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now we’re talking

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many Lucky Coins can you get? I have 2.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all you will have,

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which unicorns would you hug?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leah. She needs one, badly.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to redo practically all my units because of homosexual featherbows and their blind spam
    at least with the furries it was more a challenge of balancing dodge tanks/defense walls/alpha strikes, this is just a fricking "are you blind immune" check.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was fun to figure out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that I think about it, Gerard had two debuff immunity equipment, yet he died from poison.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        debuffs aren't affliction
        it tripped me up too but there is a distinction. If you try to cure blindness with the "debuffed" tag, you actually need "afflicted."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All afflictions also count as a debuff, but not all debuffs are afflictions.
          Debuff immunity should prevent affliction, so actually it should not be possible to die to poison if wearing debuff immunity gear.
          Unless I'm mixing something up.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish this game had actual chimeras, dragons and other monsters to fight against.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally beat that loser baltro. I had yunifi’s squad do 400 damage and die first

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep buying cross buns
    >never use them
    what is wrong with me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever it is, I have the same thing

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail looked like he has giant hanging breasts with huge protruding ahemaru nipps, disappointing

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do if you were in Colm's position?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spike Alain’s drink

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alain can't feasibly pick anybody else at the shrine without immediately dying if his seed is still inside Meli

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *hits pipe*

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished the prologue. Have I already seen the best breasts in the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett’s? Yeah. Yahna is perky tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best breasts are in Elfheim.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you get Celeste pretty quickly once you are there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          UNF frick plap SPLURT Get PRegnant!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Debatable, but they're certainly up there

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a magestic creature

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I couldn't help but notice
    >Albion = Britain (this one is leaned heavily)
    >Cornia = France
    >Drakengard = Germany
    >Elfheim = Spain?
    >Bastoria = Scandinavian block?
    Was this something the localisers added or is this apparent in the Japanese version too? Also where the frick would Zenoira have been irl?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zenoira is Babylon but if you must have a European country it’s rome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with top 3, the town names point to their real world inspirations. But Elheim doesn't really have a spanish vibe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Japan loves Europe so much. We have a lot in common.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOOD its Just like REAL LIFE OMG is that a reference

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elheim has bunch of finnish names. Are the some spanish ones too?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just figured the different regions just took bits and pieces of inspiration, and didn't really try to wholesale represent irl european countries. Like Elheim has a lot of nordic naming conventions, but beyond that they're just elves. Beyond the obvious though, I did appreciate that the overworld theme for Bastorias took some mild inspiration from old Russian orchestral stuff, or at least that's how it hit my ear. I half expected the song to burst out into full-on March of the Toy Soldiers type stuff. Maybe I'm just nuts though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zenoira is Babylon but if you must have a European country it’s rome

      The Scandinavian countries are a bit more over the east, I always assumed bastoria was Italy and the map was flipped and jumbled. Draken was Germany and the small inbetween countries since they wrap around the top end of France and Draken wraps around the bottom of Cornia. But Scandinavian countries would be more fitting for the environment of the bastoria, they're just not quite the right shape.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes on Cornia and Albion, but
      >drakeistan - Egypt or middle east with Germanic names
      >bastoria - scandinavia
      >elheim - maybe baltic pagans
      >Zenoria - Roman empire

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, Scarlett is not only breasts but also her beautiful blonde drillhair. Not enough drillhair girls in vidya.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's her slightly possessive childhood friend romance and the fact the poor girl can't stop eating shit the entire game and deserves for at least one thing in her life to go well and not become yet another painful memory to drag around the rest of her life.
      Well, that and the giant breasts and drill hair.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is funny that Scarlett gets cucked so much in game that she asks on the alter if you’re just choosing her out of convenience

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which country had the most memorable battle maps?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re all pretty similar

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah some use fun gimmicks like the first Albion map employing boats you can destroy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Positively or negatively memorable?
      Frick the desert

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So like…what was his endgame again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical wizard nonsense, power for the sake of power, blah blah blah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immortality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was crying and pissing about all of his work and research will be gone from the world when you kill him so I think it was immortality and power for the continued research of his magic.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is sexist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one speaks jap here. Try 2chan.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >give this guys a sword that lights people on fire
    >suddenly he's not completely useless
    There I fixed him.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you recruit your mom as a team member at all, or does she stay dead?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia joins in Drakenhold yea

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want my mom. Not my muderschizo kazenfricker

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All in all I think Bastoras maps were the most fun, plenty of them incorporated fun gimmicks into their scenarios, the most "vanilla" ones were the last two main quests in it.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are no direct parallels other than vague inspiration, the biggest red flag for me is that Albion is filled with aryan angels instead of the beast men.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Germany is full of "desert people"
      Nah they knew what they were doing.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Queen Ilenia can only be recruited once you've beaten the game
    What the frick is the point of that?
    Does UO have some kind of post end game play?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well there's that one additional mission and uh you can rerun the last mission and do colliseum I guess

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ilenia is made for ______

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bearing her son Alains children and nursing his wiener.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gerard boipucci

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ala-

      Bearing her son Alains children and nursing his wiener.

      Yep yep

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    drawing some unicorn overlord fanart! quick gimme your request! bad waifu's need not apply. you know who you are.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ramona. Maybe doing something out in a forest with Alain. I hate how they did my owl lady dirty with being lackluster.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bryce or Nina carrying an enormous slice of cheese with Elgor inside it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinah blushing while wearing a cute wedding dress
      >Josef and Hodrick looking on in horror when they realize Alain ringed Yahna
      >Scarlett crying about how Chloe broke the sis code
      >Eltolinde reading about human/elf mating rituals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Generic soldier girl breathing heavily on standard elf archer guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Melisandre hugging Alain with bliss on her face.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Queen Ilenia rubbing Alains wiener through his pants while they makeout.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick i was too slow thread almost DEAD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a hack for not doing bird breasts because I was first but mostly thank you for your service. You've done good work.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ive done bird breasts before!! i just couldnt think of anything with her.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I stand very corrected then. Ramona does suffer from being boring mostly. You are no longer a hack and I'll eat a sword or however it is that killing yourself is acceptable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fighters and hoplites drinking and crying that nobody wants them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might as well add gladiators to the mix.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow!

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all of Alain’s friends are here!
    >…and Sanatio for some reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets to be pontifex after covering for baltro about Scarlett’s father’s puppeted corpse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lessening his punishment because he was just trying to make orthodoxy survive it's pontifex's death and a whole lot of Liberation's supporters also fell for Zenoira's lies makes sense to me.
        Turning that punishment into a straight up reward by making him the new pontifex doesn't. That shit's stupid as hell, he already proved he can't handle that much responsibility, and Nigel was already handling that position so he could have perfectly been the new one (as long as he changed out of the Sauron armor).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain and the few people that he can't murder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think even Aubin for some fricking reason has a cut in line during this or entering the map.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Aubin is an obligatory character.
        Also it's nice to see him speak up for the first time since the desert.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is picking Virginia ethical? Considering Alain is already a clone of his grandad, would it be safe to assume he's already a few generations inbred? Could the Cornish royal line really withstand another narrowing of the family tree. Would even really matter nearing the point of 100% genetic similarity, have they achieved an immunity to inbreeding?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so this... THIS is the true power of the unicorn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter, had sex (with my cousin)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have perfect genes so if they outbreed they get tainted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      They have perfect genes so if they outbreed they get tainted.

      , if anything not choosing Virginia would be the unethical choice as inbreeding would only kick in without the cornian purity. hell I would be willing the bet the line is so finely honed that Alain is infertile to anybody not of cornian blood, the kingdom is doomed if you chose anybody else.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give Sanatio Scarlett's dad's staff and remind him of his sins every day.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was their first night like?

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will girl will provide the best children?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett, Rosalinde, Eltolinde or Amalia. The line of the unicorn, the line of the turenos, or the line of some butthole swordsman maniac playng eugenics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett is the obvious choice.
      Incest is not a good choice for children, half elves are looked down on, all the rest are lower class or can't have children with humans. There's no way Yahna has any eggs left. Melisandre, maybe? Amalia is would bear cursed children.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only elves look down on half elves. Humans view them in a positive light

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's still a problem

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok? What are they gonna do when Eltolinde is fricking human men?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >plural

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if Cornian royalty is the descendant of the maiden why don’t they have the ring of the maiden?

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Featherstaff merc
    >voice: Roughshod 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gladiator merc
      >Apathetic 1

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best shield for a Vanguard?

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the ideal swordmaster setup, preferably using items and gear I can slot into all 3 swordmaster uniques instead of stuff that only 1 or 2 can run at most.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Ridiel ever tell you how much she loves her mom?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know, but all the other characters can't shut up about her either.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How come all of Eltolinde's followers are way older than they seem, while all of Rosalinde's followers are way younger than they seem?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those large cave bridges in the underground don't have railings, you live for thousands of years and the law of probability will eventually catch up and you go down tumbling, many must have lost family members at random to the abyss.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The reason Zenoira couldn't conquer the dark elves is because they didn't know the secret crawling techniques that allow them to survive in their insane fricking death trap of a city.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How old is Railanor? I was under the impression she was among the older elves given how she trained the chuuni elf.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rosalinde speaks to her as being younger, and Railanor is only older than Ithilion, so I'm pretty sure it goes
            >Galadmir > Eltolinde = Rosalinde = Lhinalagos > Railanor > Ithilion
            Lhinalagos also kinda depends on how long the childhood period is for elves, I just know that him and Eltolinde were childhood friends.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every squad parked around galarius forecasted to do less damage than his auto heal
    >fight off random enemies on the side
    >eventually benegaria team completely destroys him

    thanks for the save ren also what the frick happened

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking an elf is literally what the Unicorn intended. The Cornian bloodline must be strengthened

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im getting fricked so hard by 3x calvary wild rush what is this bullshit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So use Fran and insta kill all of them?

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the Unicorn like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >must stay devoted
      Frick you Clive

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im getting fricked so hard by Alain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Scarlett.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Dinah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Lex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Rosalinde

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Virginia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Primm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Tatiana

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish that was me...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know Melisandre

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Galerius

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to tell us that, Ochlys.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, our new king gets around

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re dead b***h. What are you even gonna do about it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        -ack

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s literally just some dumb horse with horn. I doubt it could even hurt m

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell that to the peasant women in my army

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about Lilith?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the Unicorn like this?

      Reminder that the Unicorn only cares if the couple aren't of the same heart. If they all agree to it, it's fine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...were the famous last words of the last anon that tried poligomy. Peace be unto his dead heart.

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOUR VILLANY ENDS HERE

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://discord.gg/t88p25sq

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