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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work with Rosalinde and Rail-me-now everyday
    >settle for normal villager girl
    based?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male elves owe human women sex.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dragon lady is very OP, a good team with her can almost solo a lot of fights

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alain? More like Alame.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >archer/flyer: makes a ranged attack
    >fighter: covers it
    >archer/flyer: learn to attack two targets, attack a row, attack a column, attack the whole team, attack twice in a row, inflict poison/burn/freeze
    >fighter:
    They really need to step it up in a patch, like give them the ability to ignore debuffs from ranged attacks and making it so provoke forces the enemy to use single target attacks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      enemy archers are moronic so if you put a flier and a vanguard on the frontline your entire team is safe from arrows

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        give us a custom mission maker that lets us share missions online as a challenge to others so people can cook up the most diabolical enemy behaviors.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just the arena isn't it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ehhh, I guess but singular fights without the broader context of a mission loses something.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just want a higher level map to get people to 50 with. The Galerius method is tedious.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every custom map has 1000 archers on towers with legionnaires protecting them from non combat damage, also a few witches for Gravity, also Knights and Wyverns waiting to charge/ dive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't know how to abuse AI quirks
      >He doesn't put ailment immunity on all of his cover bots
      Skill issue

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. You don't need to cover 'literally every possibility', you just need to cover 'what the enemy does' in the time it takes before you murder them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what one class learns
        >what the other class learns
        >m-muh items
        We know about items. What's being compared is what they get naturally and how one is clearly less developed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >step up in a patch
      This newbie thinks vanillaware games get post launch support. Let me guess: you'd like some DLC or a Sequel as well?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They gave support to DC 4 months in, in the form of content only autists would enjoy.
        Theres still hope yet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's an Atlus survey asking people about their interest in a sequel, so maybe it's not completely off the table

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you not played dragon's crown? Check the patch notes for all the shit they added.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you not played Odin Sphere and 13 Sentinels?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Odin Sphere
            Try picking more games that came out when patches were a thing, and remasters don't count.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the remaster that completely changed the balance and introduced new balance issues doesn't counter because...
              Great argument.Look: I get that you really want this game to keep getting content but you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's so many good fricking spears

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And spear users all just want to use their basic skills

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally got Amalia with my level 20ish army
    >not even going to give her the ring
    >going to keep her on a unit with just her and my self-insert apathetic-voiced generic vanguard
    >using that coliseum item that gives buffs if you have less unit members

    >chuckle to myself every time my vanguard jumps in front of her to block an arrow

    Do vanguards get any cool skills later on? I’m playing on the hardest difficulty that isn’t TZ. How long will I be able to goof off with this?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a tall handsome dark elf
    >go for the plainest girl in the entire game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I get him.
      >spend so much time around the most beautiful skimpiest clad women in the world you become apathetic to them
      >but then you meet this homely, demure 6/10 gray mouse and she's nothing like you ever seen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's normal, look at celebrities and their partners.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She eats ass. Elf women are prim and proper with elf men. Humans bring out the 'worst' in elves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plain girls are always best girls, that's why Chloe is best in game.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone please spoil me on the following:
    do upgrades only cost 1 fevrite per item?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That plus 50 honor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        neat, thanks anon

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do elves and humans get along so well?
    Hatred and lust.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are gryphons frontline or backline units?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gryphons, gladiators, doom knights
      backline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on gear and how much you want to invest in evasion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frontline/backline meme is funny to me because realistically you should just destroy everything 10x over before it can target either line
      Gryphons are whatever line they need to be in so that your tactics and turn order to work out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the rng

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Didn't get to post last thread but just wanted to say I KNEEL to the LexGOD now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?!

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me something obscure and obtuse about tactics that you didn't find out or understand until the end of the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it took my embarrasingly long to realize the party's AP and PP was shown at the bottom corner during a fight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      clicking the left analog stick allows you to switch between direct pathing and pathing that follows things like roads. I didn't find this out until yesterday. I'm 30% done with my TZ playthrough.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know this at all, holy shit this is such a game changer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play the game for 60 hours
        >never tried holding the run button when mining

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't go to the options before even starting the game and toggling auto-run

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I have autorun enabled.

            >He didn't walk on the overworld map for dramatic effect
            You didn't beat the game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not even done with the game, so no I haven't beaten the game. I think I only walked for the chicken quests.
              I also make sure to mount up for travel on paved roads, that horse running SFX is crisp.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I have autorun enabled.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what? I just beat the thorn map in elfland and was wondering why Alain insisted on not following the roads (which he always did when I didn't want him to).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't notice the toggle on/off on the tactics editor until late bastorias.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Front row moves first in initiative ties
      Farther units move before closer units in initiative ties (this is obvious if you look at enemy turn order)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It took me forever to realize what governs the group's stamina because I'm a fastclicking dipshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until now I realized this

      I personally prefer DEATH TO ALL HAREMgayS HERETICS WILL BE PURGED

      is a unicorn head upside down made with skulls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NONE OF YOU ARE MAIDENS
        >BEGONE THOTS!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s made from the bones of the unfaithful partners.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this game a lot, but I think the moment it stops giving new things that are interesting, it kind of slogs. And it mostly happens in the 4th islands where the new classes don't really have anything that pop out about them outside they are angels. I liked the faithless holy knight, the rest suck ass.

      Probably you can combo a lot of stuff that would never be combo'd normally with thieves the wolves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually didn't know you can set passive skill's targets. It made my run unnecessarily hard because I had to wrestle with the default targetting using plumes and mirrors.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to fire mighty dig immediately, you can move and you can even keep charging it. Figured it out in TZ elfheim.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >gets to come home to ear rubbing and snuggling with his qt human gf no matter what
    >Alain can get straight up rejected by some girls

    It isn't fair.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whiff 3 attacks
    >hmm... yes this is exactly what I transcended death to experience, time to go to hell LOL
    what the FRICK was his problem?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would sex with Ilenia be like?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either dead fish or absolute beast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask Josef.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ask jo self
        FTFY

        [...]

        Based Mimonel. Game seems to be pretty popular with big lewd artists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leglock until pregnant. Any position is fine so long as she can look at her son during it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like gazing into the face of God.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    source? saucenao and yandex return nothing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://ww7.mangakakalot.tv/chapter/manga-nj990866/chapter-11

      page 8 specifically

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/04/new-unicorn-overlord-survey-gauges-interest-in-sequel
    >Here's the exact question fans in Asia have been sent:
    >“Do you plan on purchasing any sequels to ‘Unicorn Overlord’ if they were to be made?”
    Oh baby.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already said they weren’t doing that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man if you think a corpo like Atlus isn't gonna milk a success you're dead wrong. They have milked Persona 5 for a decade, and even Vanillaware autism has a price tag.

        I'm not sure if this is Vanillaware's best selling game yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that a standard survey template for their publisher?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate absolutely everything
    https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117585352

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just why

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know one good thing about my choice not being popular is that there's less of a chance things like this happens

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad I checked the tags and didn't have to open it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be the Amalia one, isn't it?
      >checks
      Yep. Knew it.
      Hope this doesn't start a shitty trend.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        catbox?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's scat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if you're supposed to give the ring to whoever you trust the most, why would you give it to a woman? Can you give it to a guy without starting a homosexual relationship?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them are platonic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based image. I don't think there's ANYONE more trustworthy than Josef.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you sound a little less in the closet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of them say "love", and only the lion says "propose". They're varying degrees of cute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all just bro talk, you'll be fine.
      Unless you pick Travis, that one is super gay and Alain plows his boipussy daily.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of them are platonic

        None of them say "love", and only the lion says "propose". They're varying degrees of cute.

        thanks fellas

        Can you sound a little less in the closet

        female detected

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like fighting bestrals. It's just boring watching so many pursuits and owls restoring pp.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only watch fights when I don't understand why I'm losing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >half the time is spent watching owls restore each other

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I BELIEVE IN YOU

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the gameplay purpose of this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >see enemy squad
      >prediction says they wipe my squad
      >look at their skills and stats
      >tweak my tactics and gear
      >prediction says I wipe their squad
      >brain releases fun chemicals
      something like that

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to use an aesthetic mirror on Alain for different colored hair and armor. What is the best stat spread to choose for him? Double Balanced is fine, but does double Offensive do better?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Offensive/Offensive is what I have him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally prefer DEATH TO ALL HAREMgayS HERETICS WILL BE PURGED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit it's his staff, all this time I had thought that was his hand and he was tapping the floor.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i thought so too
          thought he was just being weird

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I thought it was just, like, a nervous tick or something.
            Actually kinda prefered that, it was funny.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use lighting strike on archers
    >use nature's wrath on armored
    >ENTER ARBALEST
    nice """"tactics"""" video game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      arbalists aren't armored though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. Because of greatshields using nature's wrath is better but they're archers so I have to manually change the tactics every time they show up.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Scarlett. She's already my favorite girl but also she got the best expression.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do Clive’s final rapport with Josef
      >he tells Clive to get Monica a nice present
      >do Clive’s final rapport with Monica
      >he gets her a present

      Well I’m glad I did those in order

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are a whole bunch of rapports that really wouldn't make much sense if you happened to not get them in order.
        >Scarlett just comes across as a total schizo yandere if you don't do her Melissandre, Rosalinde or Eltolinde rapports first.
        >Fran telling Virginia she should be there for her in case any bugs cross her path makes no sense if you didn't do her Scarlett and Yunifi rapports first.
        >Jeremy revealing to Aubin the real reason for his wierd protective impulses makes no sense if you didn't do his rapport with Alain first.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did I miss something with Eltolinde?
          Her and Alain just gloss over something about poison that I found kinda odd.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            eltolinde has yandere vibes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, the zenoiran empire literally fell overnight in a wave of destruction, leaving all of their cities in ruins, so there was probably not much actual written document that survived it and even less people left to pass down it's history via oral means. And the few survivors would have probably been dumb slaves that weren't allowed to know jackshit.
            Selvie's epilogue does say she's probably the first person in a long time to make such great strides in making discoveries and doing archeology of the ancient zenoiran empire.

            [...]
            No idea, I haven't finished all of her rapports yet. I found it really odd in the Mordon/Lhinalagos rapport that she seems to have a wierd obsession with mushrooms, so I'm guessing that will be related to an obsession with poisons in some other rapport.

            Eltolinde + Umerus rapport goes into it.
            Eltolinde talks about how she was trained to be leader by her very strict nursemaid, who didn't even let her go outside to play in the woods. So she secretly rebelled by planting her own garden in the basement, but well, the only thing that can grow in a basement without sunlight is mushrooms. She enjoyed it, but the nursemaid eventually found out and burned it all down (Rosalinde secretly snitched because the mushroom garden was starting to look like a horror story with how many and how much were growing). Eltolinde was sad, so the nursemaid agreed to let her have a small corner of her own garden. Eltolinde said she planted mint, and then Umerus is shocked because mint plants consume every other plant in the same area. Eltolinde just goes "teehee, plants sure are fun" and leaves.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Really feels to me like Eltolinde is the kind of character that presents a really innocent and naive facade but is really the cunning and deceitful one.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats what make her great

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s more like she’s naive and innocent but also somewhat crazy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shame with Eltolinde is that she's the far better character of the twins, but you don't really get to see what makes her interesting unless you go through all of her supports since she's got some layers. Rosalinde on the other hand gives you her whole deal even in the main story of the game (and of course there's the obvious bonus of her being mega thirsty for Alain) so she sticks out right off the bat which has made her the far more popular elf sister.
                I don't dislike Rosalinde, but she's so much less interesting of a character than Eltolinde.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tbqh I went through the game thinking both Eltolinde and Rosalinde were by far the flattest and least interesting of the main girls. Rosalinde really doesn't seem to have any character trait beyond thirsting for Alain, and Eltolinde as far as the main story shows doesn't have even that.
                By comparison you've got Virginia being a total ass and also her revenge plot, you've got Berengaria and her reconciliation with Travis, you've got Yunifi discovering and coming to terms with her past and Morard's, and you've got Scarlett and the absolute BULLSHIT this game throws at her from every side.

                So Eltolinde having some hidden layers that also paint her as a more active character that can take the initiative in things that annoy her is a welcome addition.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                watch linalhagos and mordon support

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Eltolinde's best rapport moment is found in a random rapport that initially has nothing to do with her
                Why would VW do this to her?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Feel like the more I read about these two the worse Rosa comes off and the better Elto seems.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This carpet muncher treats your proposal like she was just offered a promotion

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It basically is for her. Reminder that she doesn't marry you, but uses you to take a bunch of land and expand her territory.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen a single one of these epilogues that sounded good. Literally every girl seems to betray you or take advantage of you in some way.

          Frick that, it's Josef for me. I know he's trustworthy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chloes explicitly mentions her bearing a child for you, and might be the only one, she's faithful and loyal at the start no worries needed about her being a seductress after your kingdom.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chloe is probably the nicest one since it is so vanilla.

              But that cucks Lex. Doing Virginia cucks Ramza. Banging Monica fricks Clive. All the best girls are already interested in your best friends and it would be uncool to take them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chloe never ends up with Lex, despite being put on the same panel neither of their epilogues mention each other. I also thought Aramis would end up with Primm but no he spends the rest of his life guarding his brother from the shadows.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Their fault for being so slow.
                >Banging Monica
                Kek

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chloe is probably the nicest one since it is so vanilla.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only some of them are bad.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where do you find the character logs? I keep seeing that they've been updated, but I can't find them.

              want to make a good decision here. definitely not marrying an elf

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Literally too perfect to have

              A cruel joke, VW...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame she has Clive, her voice is pure sex.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate blue-haired fops so goddamn much

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got to Bastorias and "rock paper scissors" strategy isn't working anymore. I've been playing the game like Fire Emblem but now run into bullshit like flying units having built in arrow evasion. I'm thinking it's better to build cracked out squads synergized to the gills with item optimization out the ass that turn into all-round walking rape holocausts instead of trying to "counter" the enemy every map.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same true strikes that have been the bane of all things flying counter Gryphon Glide. You even get another bow user with Eagle Eye.
      Anyway, you should always try to make your squads good at general combat, but part of that is finding the right counters to things.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just got to Bastorias and "rock paper scissors" strategy isn't working anymore.
      I haven't used this strategy since Cornia
      Drakenhold's wyvern riders demolish the backrow
      Elfhein's elves invalidate anyone who's weak to magic
      At this point I just send out my strongest units and let my other formations eat up the exp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was getting my ass kicked by this game in just the same way until I realized this isn't fire emblem and you are much better off countering enemy situations than specific enemy units.

      Need a quick react to enemy spawning and to take down towers/ballista? Send a true strike init-pump full cav squad. Need valor? Make a quick impetus setup to farm.
      Need to protect your command post? Spawn in a bunch of slow otherwise useless tanks that you don't need to micromanage.

      zenoira basically nuked themselves. just keep playing the game and you'll find out.

      I read all of the archive and about to do the shrines + final fight and nothing was ever explained. Where do people get these from?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I read all of the archive and about to do the shrines + final fight and nothing was ever explained. Where do people get these from?
        you're literally told in one of the shrines that the souls of zenoira's ppl were rent asunder when they sacrificed the unicorn in their bid for immortality.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played on Expert and I hardly ever needed to change my good formations. If anything what I had to do was remove a glaring weakness and refine tactics or equipment

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do dark elves only get like 20% of the country?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can build downwards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Racism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Dark Elves wanted a closed nation so they hid underground, meanwhile light elves have been race mixing with humans to eventually overthrow the dark elves. It's all in Fevrith Archive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      segregation

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to change my Alain and maiden's color
    >always marry Leah, who compliments his bade pallet perfectly

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarlett doesn't know the origin of angels - angels don't even know the origin of angels
    >Bestrals don't know the origin of bestrals - neither do elves
    Do historians not exist in this world? I get that certain details can be lost to history, but it's insane that there are no records of the birth of an entire race

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the written records of the birth of the human race IRL? None of that chriscuck nonsense please.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ancient zenoira was obliterated by the unicorn so angels are kinda understandable

      idk about bestrals though, maybe those in the know all decided it was better off buried and forgotten like ramona did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the zenoiran empire literally fell overnight in a wave of destruction, leaving all of their cities in ruins, so there was probably not much actual written document that survived it and even less people left to pass down it's history via oral means. And the few survivors would have probably been dumb slaves that weren't allowed to know jackshit.
      Selvie's epilogue does say she's probably the first person in a long time to make such great strides in making discoveries and doing archeology of the ancient zenoiran empire.

      Did I miss something with Eltolinde?
      Her and Alain just gloss over something about poison that I found kinda odd.

      No idea, I haven't finished all of her rapports yet. I found it really odd in the Mordon/Lhinalagos rapport that she seems to have a wierd obsession with mushrooms, so I'm guessing that will be related to an obsession with poisons in some other rapport.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the Alain/Travis rapport 1 Travis comments how being able to read is an uncommon skill for people still and that books are a rarity due to how few scribes exist because of this. Education and history is barely a thing i this world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably destroyed to stop people from digging into Zenoira and opening old wounds, stop them from trying to play god like they did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, we hardly know what happened in our own world, considering how far back civilization goes.

      Back in the days before modern history, all it took was is few genocides and a few book burnings to shit all over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      our modern conception of recording history didn't really emerge until the classical period. maybe the iron age if you're willing to look at the latter parts of the old testament as the psuedo-history book it is considering it references real historical figures and events so frequently.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bestrals dont know the origin of bestrals
      we dont have any written record on the origin of humans either, dont say bible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dont say bible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know both how and why evolution happens so we do know the origin of species.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not liking the answer doesn't mean it isn't true, anon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, the book written by a bunch of random homosexuals 40-80 years after Jesus died (the authors never even met him) about how to reconcile a certain servant religion with the interests of the dominant political and economic powers of the time

          TOTALLY

          knows all about the birth of humans and our planet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was mere generations ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The elves had a library until either Baltro or Alcina burned it down. Morard also immediately has the documents on Reimann's experiments burned and no one even puts up a fight.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have Jerome's ring scene?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does Alain get to frick Lotti in this one or is she Jerome's wife

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many ruins?
    The overworld feels like it has more ancient ruins than actual settlements
    What the frick happened to this world

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't frick with Unicorns, he left just enough of Zenoira to serve as a message.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homies tried to mess with the unicorn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      zenoira basically nuked themselves. just keep playing the game and you'll find out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is it gonna do, smite us?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any more Spears with Magic/Phys split toward the end of the game? The only one I found was the green Anemoi one that I stuck on Rosalinde but I still need one for Eto. I'm not gonna have to upgrade her starting Spear, do I?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it weird that a horse god is against polygamy, but even more suspect that the counterpart/partner to the horse god is the maiden god. What the frick were Vanillaware trying to say?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason Clive gets targeted and killed the most in my Cav team. Monica, Adel and Clive at the front. Celeste and Scarlett in the back.

  37. 3 months ago
    sage

    Is coffee good for you?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    condition 1: prioritize back row
    condition 2: highest Phys. Atk? (haven't unlocked wereowls, but i doubt they have any phys. atk, also assuming the game accepts that logic.)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stat conditions don't work for passives since the passive check only has 1 target who will always meet the condition

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dust bath

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bird breasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would Morard and Yunifi call you dad if you married her?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lex doubters APOLOGISE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was my first bench

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lex leads my second squad with an almost identical formation and unit composition as Alain's, except they're all the second string.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he hides his fliers away from archers
        >he hides his cavalry from fliers
        coward

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just let them die and revive them after the fight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meme DPS setup
      >Soldier and Shaman doing the heavy lifting
      every time, .webm unrelated

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can just change the vid bitrate instead of making the webms tiny to make it under 4mb

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Back when I made it, I asked for advice on how to actually make decent looking .webms before but nobody answered, so I just fricked with the FPS and resolution until it worked, I don't know if the converters I used even had bitrate, but I'll look for it if I make another one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Soldier

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's okay when lexhomosexuals do it
          frick off

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            unironically yes because everyone benches Lex

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              unironically frick off

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I literally just don't see it used. Shouldn't be mentioned alongside Shaman.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon it was just a meme webm I made where level 50 Lex(because you need a guard rate close to 100%) can actually deal damage to level 38 enemies, calm down.
            Plus I am pretty sure you can actually use that Lex setup to make Ochlys good until she gets discharge if you give her the gauntlets that buff her on dodge, all the team needs is a way to deal with shielded units and she can act just like an endgame Breaker spamming Enrage to sweep up the entire enemy team.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Virginia and Yahna were in the extra panels
    SAVED

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nooooo my boss saw these funny images

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      congrats on the promotion!

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The witch girl has a bodycount of literally thousands. I bet she has "known" a lot of nice young princes like Alain in her long, long life

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overlordbros I haven't played a game like this in forever but I'm loving this. I know I'm about to run into a wall but picrelated am I getting the basic idea of "units" right in terms of spread? I'm fairly early on (just unlocked the witch) so idk, help please because my autism is getting in the way of me enjoying this game i fear

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s so early that team comp doesn’t really come online. Endgame has squads of 5. As long as you are winning fights you are doing fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you are new to rpgs, know the holy trinity: healer, tank, dps
      aubin should not be a tank, he has no self sustain, alain should be instead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Focus on squad size rather than more squads, with your units you should be running 4 teams of 3. Having more units unlock more tactical options both in combat and valor skills etc in the field map.

      Team comp wise, if you are using josef put him upfront, he's very strong for early parts of the game.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >turning Yunifi into a e-girl who doesn't understand what making kids means
    Pathetic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ultra horny demibeast girl
      My favourite trope

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best Star Iron weapons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all the same.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The final map of Albion was such a disappointment compared to Bastorias' one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Sanatio himself but he really is no final region boss material.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found Bastorias pretty underwhelming since you can just fly over the mountain, deploy everyone at that outpost and kill the rat, at least Albion felt climatic with the rain and the long winding road

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the bastoras one was a lot harder for how many things you had to account for. Albion being a straight line just made it a meat grinder for enemies.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can kinda see Ochlys and Sharon's silhouettes behind Virginia. Not sure bout the 3rd one

    Mimonel is too based, bros.

    Obviously canon btw (Unicorns be damned)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Chloe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left is Fran and center is Sharon, hair on the right is too ambiguous to tell and the only clue is the armor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm not really sure left is Fran, the hair has the little angel wings on the sides

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lhinalagos...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the male elves dress like bawds, how can such a society function?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's obviously a psudeo spookocracy the leaders are just figureheads, the fricking fae are actually central intelligence and run the whole country whilst pretending to be harmless little sprites as a psyop.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elgor's map on TZ
    Can you let me play the game, please?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fly across the mountain to the nearest post
      >send cav to take the northern one
      >take over the bows and catapults
      >take the westernmost post
      >fly to eligor directly, no need to deal with those bullshit magic supports and owls

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Dinah involved
    Furgays we can’t stop winning!

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My Alain is loyal to his wife and only makes passionate love to her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on monogamypilled

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Leah of good stock? Won't marry some dirty peasant girl.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rare Blue Hair
          I'd like to think this makes her a distant relative of cornian royalty but who fricking knows, she's probably a low ranking noble as I doubt they would let a commoner serve as a guard to royalty

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seeing as she was left at a castle by whoever her parents were she I interpret it as her bastard child of some noble.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stallions are polyamorous and will breed with any mares they can depending on their status, The unicorn is a massive hypocrite and Alain should be impregnating everybody as his status allows.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah cuz stallions are homosexuals, that's why the unicorn is better than normal horses

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    While I appreciate your thoughtfulness, a problem remains from just looking at the first page

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gave her warmth alright

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people complain about women being prostitutes
    >look for any means necessary to justify having a harem
    Absolutely heretical

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the real world. Reproduction is nature and you are evolved to spread your genes, not someone elses

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REJECT THE UNICORN AND DEMOCRACY
    TAKE THE HAREM THAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do it, the Unicorn already killed Gerard.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea who I want to give the ring to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      Let's make a poll and you can pick the first place option and I will pick the second place option

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like that idea.
        https://strawpoll.com/xVg7j4BLQnr

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >https://files.catbox.moe/lipfl7.png
    Hagfrickers, Dogfrickers, cousinfrickers, bridal-carryfrickers, AND Mesugakifrickers won????

    What did they mean by this?

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to fall for Yunifi...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me help you fix that.

      imagine how many beastren she has..."been" with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you got problems

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alain literally frees the entire known world except the capital of Cornia
    >"I am sure to win because I can possess like...an entire city with the souls of my people"

    Was Galerius mentally deficient? How can you even remain moronic as a ghost, don't physical ailments cease to affect you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is so incredibly bland and paint by numbers that it makes FE1 look deep by comparison, don't think about it too hard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Galerius was pretty disappoint in general for me.
      >Cool intro
      >Meeting him the next time was also cool, beats Alain's ass
      >Then he just goes to the capital and sits there for what I can only assume is months
      >Crusty necromancer is the one going around the map and being jobber supreme
      >Finally fight Galerius at the end
      >You find out he fricking jobbed at the beginning of the game to Alain's mom
      >Jobs one last time to crusty necromancer that doesn't even have a specifically fleshed out plan

      >The End

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's very clear that their plan was what happens in the bad ending, you killing your mother and him taking you over. To just rule for eternity. Once you bring the rings along they panic, and are just forced to improvise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he would have won without bullshit ring hacks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably just sat on his ass thinking "Meh, even if they liberate the whole continent the second that dumbass kid shanks me I'm taking over".

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post fluffy Chloes

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are into defiling the "pure" elves and the elves are raging e-girl/shotacons who gets off on ravaging humans that are the equivalent age of elven toddlers.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know this homie is living out a happy life with her until she dies of old and and he proceeds to be an unhappy frick unable to get over her death for the next 500 years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the best part.
      Elves get so god damn sad over your passing that they don't rush off to find another partner as soon as you die.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh dont care got to bang a cute female villager

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a part of Rosalinde's personal guard and would have some half-elf kids to keep watch on, so he'd still have plenty of purpose to live for.
      But yeah, he'd probably be internally praying for some kind of war or conflict to break out so he'd have an excuse to die and see his beloved 5head again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn, look at that forehead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >smol girl
        >large forehead
        10/10 choice, Ithilion got so many half-elves out of her.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girl Eltolinde loves her mushrooms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mordon rapports
      dude alcohol lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eltolinde would 100% say that if she got more shitfaced.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's usually that but also
        >Dude alcoho-
        >Ser Mordon, thank you for rebuilding our entire town, and even better than before the war! And you did it for free! You are such a kind soul.
        >...a-alcohol, am I right A-Alain?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll drink to that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kitra's rapports with him are cute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know as soon as the royal wedding was over she unleashed several hundred years of pent up lust on Alains pelvis
      Even the unicorn got scared

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mel attends a banquet 10 years ago
    >She spent the entire evening looking at some handsome guy
    >Guy later revealed to have aided a thief in getting into the place
    >Monica and everyone else assume that Mel was actually suspicious of the guy when she was just oggling at him
    lmao

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know how to take out the Royal Knights? The front row seems to be resistant to any damage I dish at them.

    I tried Auch, but his magic does barely anything to the Legionnaire.
    I tried Yunifi who specifically said she's good at killing front row units, nothing.
    I also tried a bunch of other combinations and still no result.
    The Breaker just activates her crit and one-shots literally anything no matter how high their phys defense is.
    The only thing I haven't tried yet is Travis to dodge everything since I gave him a +50 evasion item and Selvie to debuff the crit b***h in the back. I just need to find a Provoke item I can put on Travis, but i'm not sure where to find one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      put alain and all your best knights on one team, have them buff each other, easy win

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what? Knights can't do shit about armor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also forgot to mention I couldn't find a picture of the team comp to give an example since uploading picture from the Switch is annoying, so the best I could find is a picture of their rank.

      put alain and all your best knights on one team, have them buff each other, easy win

      I guess that's an option, who'd you recommend?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Selvie was the answer, thanks no one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting how despite Ogre Battle being the basis for its gameplay it really feels like Fire Emblem was the basis for its world and characters, but specifically the early Kaga era stuff. Stuff like the chapter where you see Aramis rescue Primm and then need to use Primm to reconvince him to join your side felt like something straight out of FE1-3 for instance.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the golden eggs worth keeping, or should i just sell them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slap them on and gain so much money that the amount you would get from selling them is miniscule in comparison

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please do not let the elves get intoxicated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elves can’t get drunk unless they’re drinking 100% ethanol

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To cuck scarlett. Yes Scarlett, the only reason Alain picked you was that it’s the default choice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the only reason Alain picked you was that it’s the default choice
        Speak for yourself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is designed to be alain support. Passive Miracle to give Alain his PP back from Rapid Order + healing + spell to attack armored units. Drill hair + massive breasts are always good.

        I still picked Rosalinde though.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >simply ask if you like it back
    >though I'll not keep it long
    I don't know why he says it in such a melodic manner, but I can't unhear it.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Amalias breasts are bigger than Scarlett's
    This feels wrong. I think under the armor she's big but their breasts should be the same size/mass, with Scarlett's being proportionally larger when compared to the rest of her body.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, my terrible taste.
    Why the frick was she guardian/defensive, stupid game

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another Leahbro voted too
    We are few, but we are dedicated.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl bro, there are other options I'd have voted before Leah, they just weren't in there.
      Leah is really nice though, the one I like most from those options.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlett milk...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tastiest, most nutritious milk in Fevrith, to make Alain and his offspring grow big and strong.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spinning Edge
    >~180 potency row attack that refunds you some pp to spend on counters or other bullshit
    Jesus fricking christ
    Any interesting Alain setups to maximize spinning edge spam, itemization wise?
    I assume book Scarlett is a given

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Calvary Call

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker tells me gilbert is top tier
    >get him
    >he sucks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert isn’t top tier. He is either for a 4 man group that is strong or for some goofy combo. Before 5 man squads he kind of sucks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gilbert is a really great support character, he isn't himself the best unit, but he makes his team make heads roll.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't build teams around him, you build good teams that he turns into broken teams. With proper tactics setup a full cav squad deletes gryphons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert is good!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know Virginia, calm down.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop posing as Virginia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just a reverse Shaman

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need fast chloe promoted idle stance gif

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, if the poll is still tied when I get back, I'll flip a coin.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would ravage this middle aged mother

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally built for facials

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but switch fran with virginia then switch virginia with hilda.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean built for bearing atleast 10 more heirs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why execute the bestorls other than apperance?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Purely because they are freaks of nature that should not exist and they live in eternal suffering and desperately seek the sweet release of death so they might be reborn once more in their original elven forms

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            then why not undue their forms with that magic thing?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The magic was lost forever, Yuffie was dissapointed to be unable to return to her Tiger form

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh. rip owl mommy and fox b***h

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The magic clearly wasn’t lost forever because yunifi and Morard got turned a decade prior

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The magic to go from beast to human specifically was lost according to the great sage at bastorias shrine

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s wrong because it literally happened a decade prior

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              hence why you never pay attention to tier shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Purely because they are freaks of nature that should not exist and they live in eternal suffering and desperately seek the sweet release of death so they might be reborn once more in their original elven forms

        The unicorn is going to sodomize you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you marry Virginia, then she doesn't marry Ramza, and your two kingdoms will never be united.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good, why would I ally myself with what is essentially the middle-east? fulls of brown terrorists and mercs.
          Much better to keep a constant war going with them to maintain my military economy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Forever wars are VERY VERY bad for the economy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not in this universe, you cant walk a mile without running into a fort filled with mercs for hire. What happens to them with no war? they turn on you and become highy trained war-hardened bandits

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not for the ones at the top

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no earrings of pursuit if you kill mandarin
    frick you game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's your fault for not believing in gammel's fake sister

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never put Alain and Scarlett together, feels way too cookie cutter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tsmt that’s why I gave the ring to jerome

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was a way I could filter out already equipped items so when I'm decking out new units or upgrading I don't have to see 200 items burying the unequipped items.

    Also you guys were right I wasn't selecting the assist button on my ranged Rolf leader. I could have sworn it was automatically done

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sort by not equipped

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's automatic if you're garrisoned, also doesn't take any stamina in that case.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is probably what happened. I'm like a few hours into the game but I really wanna Crack it open and learn about it more.

        Sort by not equipped

        Thanks anon that's gonna save me a ton of burn out

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any room for improvement here? How do you guys set up your archers?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I turn off everything except row shot and eagle eye

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        Prio back row on your attacks
        Make pursuit only if enemy HP is <25% or does not proc if armoured enemies present

        Makes sense for pursuit, but not sure on back row because I also want them to shoot thieves in the front row

        Make pursuit target flying enemies exclusively.

        why exclusive? Maybe just a preference there. Or maybe, NOT armored

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't do "Not armored".
          Pursuit isn't really strong on its own, but with Flying Pursuit you can kill off flyers that your other guys missed because of their evasion.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why?
          Fights end in 1 round of attacks 99.9% of the time. So might as well go for the high value move. If I'm deploying a Sniper I'm trying to hit 1 of 2 rows for maximum damage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prio back row on your attacks
      Make pursuit only if enemy HP is <25% or does not proc if armoured enemies present

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make pursuit target flying enemies exclusively.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      made dual shot target 25% or less health, it doesn't do any good if you aren't killing anything that you could have with a single shot
      also put some least%hp on those single shots, again to kill things rather than chip stuff that's going to live

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      having 3 single shots here is useless. It's only going to get used if there's only 1 enemy left so your conditions don't help at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fact you can't set "target only X" for multiple targets on one line is such bullshit
        same for no condition for "user is currently not buffed" for attacks that target enemies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that makes sense, I didn't even notice that. Maybe I'll take out Dual Shot and set Row Shot to full rows only

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tire of the instant dragoon dive white cat-hood bullshit
    >use Hildas regular attacks
    >add Govil for shits and giggles
    >their entire combat plan is a cascade of burning, freeze, impaling and relentless wolf attacks
    It's fun watching them go, even though they can't deal with everything. Could give some tome to the witch, all she does is giving them true strike anyway (Govil might need it).

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to commission virginia, gimmie some ideas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porn or wholesome stuff?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her watching Alain give the ring to Leah at the alter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia in a princess dress with frills being miserable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you do, don’t make her a secret sub. That’s the worst fricking fetish and every single confident woman gets ruined the same way in fanfics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wearing a bra that's also made up of bucklers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bridal garter wedding lingerie sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alain accidentally calling her mom

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets jealous because Alain talks to other people on his coronation day
    Imagine how feisty this b***h gets when Melisandre comes begging to be a concubine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Primm also hates thieving prostitutes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet she’d get super yandere

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can fix that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinah
      Yuck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dinah is cute! Not yucky

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Icky

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you wouldn't frick a fox

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I most certainly would

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >be an animal
              >wear underwear
              >????
              >profit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean shes still a human elf just beastly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the hair makes dinah a lot more attractive than other beastfoxes in all honesty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain's fw waking up for the 8th time that month at 4am because Dinah and Melisandre got into another catfight

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has to take out the box of unicorny snacks to calm them both

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking christ she's ridiculously hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she have tree trunk legs?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Body needs fat reserves to burn to live up north

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lives in the arctic
      >exposes her thighs and arms
      Is she stupid?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she has fat so its fine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never lived in the cold
        Those parts don't really get cold as long as you're active. it's your extremities that go numb. If your thighs or arms (not just the skin) are numb from cold, you're in trouble

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well her fingers are exposed too

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which girl has the most sensitive butthole?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ridiel

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat Amalia
    >Immediately take her sapphire and ruby pendants
    >Have no idea who to give them to
    Decisions Decisions

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FLAT FRAN FRIDAY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fran is not flat.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you set up Bastard's Cross? It's nice for Landsknechts, Marauders and Horses but everything else dies to a single regular attack and those 3 just count as Infantry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just enjoy the free kill. Have the AP replenishing skill above it set to HP<25%

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I set it to target Highest HP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just use it on the first action on the highest HP enemy and then spam killing chain

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bestrals are useless during the day and OP at night
    >day/night cycle doesn't change during battles
    >even if it did you can just switch out the bestral at any garrison any time throughout the battle
    What's the point of that gimmick then?
    I really hate shit like that, when gimmicks are made but not really fleshed out, instead they are tacked on and out of place.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bestrals are useless during the day
      they work fine during the day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >day/night cycle doesn't change during battles
      Play more.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm halfway through with furry Skyrim which means the game is close to being over.
        If you're implying the last 20% of the game suddenly adds the day/night cycles to battles then that's a little fricking late to do that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The day/night cycles were always there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have never experienced it change from day to night and vice versa mid-battle.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have. only a few times, it's pretty rare

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You finish the missions too fast because the game is easy

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all knife ears.
    That is all. Goodbye.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this cute knife ear.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deserves headpats and forehead kisses

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. dwarf

  97. 3 months ago
    aceman
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does this hairstyle even work?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        braid two strands of hair
        tie them both in a circle
        meet ginger princess leah

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elves are the best because they are immortal. Zenoira also did nothing wrong.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees her husband get possessed
    >doesn’t panic
    >tells Josef to stop being a little b***h
    >immediately knew to use the ring
    Why is she so cool?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her wisdom and experience go a long way. Also helps she's attractive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exprience goes a long way. Josef is old, but he isnt super humanly so.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit taste

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no u

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That Sanatio and Ochlys rapport
    So what were the divine shards for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angel shimmer

  101. 3 months ago
    aceman
  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would the unicorn feel if we got Rosalinde and Eltolinde drunk and they started rubbing themselves all over Alain like cats?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >twin that isn't married to Alain starts rubbing her hand on his thigh
      >Alain bursts into flames
      Unicorn rules are bullshit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't work that way.
        Misfortune happens to those who frick with the Unicorn. Gerald was killed by bandits, not turned to ash, for fooling around with Alcina.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alain is a canon flirt unicorn be damned

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get princess carried once
    >falls madly in love
    What's her malfunction?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk but she cured my racism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same if a beautiful princess carried you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rosalinde is such a great wingwoman.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chloe as rape bait
      Hot

      My brain has turned to mush trying to make my teams. I need a break from the game.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brain has turned to mush trying to make my teams. I need a break from the game.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game gives me severe decision paralysis because of all the options.
    For example, who benefits most from the early Idealist Mirror? I thought it would just be cosmetic so then I went to use it on Alain but it comes with stat growth options too and now I have to think about who would change theirs. Alain is probably already in his ideal setup with double well rounded.

    Also is it just me or is killing everyone, swimming in extra resources (especially crystal which are very useful), and then making stat optimized generics to fill the gap stronger than playing normally?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use the mirrors as soon as you need them. You'll get infinite of them later on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >making stat optimized generics to fill the gap stronger than playing normally?
      yes, this is the way to minmax, but it's not as much fun as building teams of friends and figuring out how to make it work, IMO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Growths have a minor impact. UO is a game of abundance and plenty. You can tell the devs wanted you to have fun and experiment and be free to play suboptimally. You realistically can't make a decision that will softlock you or gravely set you back, so just buy anything that looks cool and use your mirrors and stat boosters on your wife. And you'll still have too much to spend. I haven't fallen below 300k since Drakenhold and I'm no penny-pincher.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I haven't fallen below 300k since Drakenhold and I'm no penny-pincher
        I'm at 2.5k in the beast land, wtf. I haven't been buying everything either, and I used liquid fortunes when it makes sense

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you repairing towns and stationing guards? Someone said that has a big effect but I don't know where it's coming from honestly. I just know I'm loaded constantly. Feels impossible to spend it all, unless I clear out shops and buy actual junk. I buy every plume, superweapon, and every 40k blue pendant I've seen in addition to other goodies and it just never catches up with me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I've had to hire randoms because I ran out of people to station in towns. I dunno, maybe I just need to put together a israelite squad with golden eggs and miser bracelets

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I actually never hired more generics than I planned to use for combat, didn't want my roster clogged. Sold all my gold eggs immediately too.
              Maybe you're just buying too much stuff? I don't hesitate to spend if I see something I like, but I'm still selective.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jerome an architect? He seems to be making Lotti fatter with all his baked sweets.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace monogamy.
    Only one woman should receive Alain’s seed, and it is the one he loves and trusts above all else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So true Unicorn-sama

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO SER ALAIN NOT LIKE THAT THINK OF YOUR LINEAGE

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sorry Josef…

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Monarchy has failed. Hundreds of thousand must die.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its uniover...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              cornia has fallen (again)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Billions must yiff

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              cornia has fallen (again)

              they're gonna coup his dogfricker ass within 5 years for the greater good of Cornia

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry but Dinah was welcomed as queen. All cornians loved their cute fluffy dog queen

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It was at that moment, Billions of Anons chose to be revolutionary Clive democracygays than to live with one furry around

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is why the democracy plan emerged

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dinah would rip that little homosexuals throat out for threatening her man

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truestrike + anti bestral weapon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The real killer of furgays: gameplay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing Alain can guard

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just need to put peanut butter on her nose for her to get distracted

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"The prince has rather...eccentric tastes, it would seem..."

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The crown looks photoshopped in

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lex, Chloe and Yunifi are the only ones that look happy
            Never forget who your true bros are.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up unicorn this is why you got killed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MARRY (one person) AND PROCREATE, YOU SHITS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So did the maiden and the unicorn…you know….?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is a white woman.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          welcome back shinzo abe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both the unicorn and the former prime minister of japan Shinzo Abe are both dead and held the same stance.

          Coincidence? I think not

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >UO was abe's final trick to finally force Japanese people to have sex and bear kids
            I kneel Abe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL correct Ren into being a loving mother of 5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up
      dont care

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I think it's like how most people will try harder to protect a dog than another person, even if they just met the dog and have known the person for years.
    Elves are the people and humans are dogs in the analogy by the way. Human men belong to elf queens.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >scarlett heart eyes
    >ren inverted nipples
    >yunifi distension
    >amalia domination loss
    Extraordinary.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morard is the best husband.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the FRICK is morard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some Zenoirian gladiator who got turned into a lion.
        He's still shit though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even correct. You don't even know who he is.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He knows was a Zenoirian solder, you moron.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              English please.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Omelette du fromage, le nègre.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the lategame gets really difficult not because of the enemies but because you have to actually micro-manage your tactics so your team doesn't waste all their AP in useless stuff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least you can save templates for tactics. If only there were templates for unit formations too

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's stopping me from slapping Amalia on a flier team so I can farm Sigil Trials? Surely the devs foresaw this exploit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her combat's pretty ordinary

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit you're right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flyer
      Just use Dinah's leap

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't got her yet but i'm almost to her, so that's good to know she has that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leap is moronic, have fun. And just like any Valor skills, the range is extended if you use it on top of towers.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the range is extended if you use it on top of towers.
            I have 100+ hours and didn't know this, frick.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Towers are almost exclusively used by enemies and there is like 2 defense maps.
              It is neat.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the range is extended if you use it on top of towers.
            What the frick that's actually amazing
            Well I already know what team i'm putting her on

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone hame the normal ending sequence with Leah? Remember it being posted here but didn't save it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This video has it https://youtu.be/ZxK_PsmIUJc?si=JkcEUXffl4FwIR_l
      Leah has some of the best dialogue in that ending and i dont even like her that much.

      People keep bringing up sex and shipping more than anything else, so I can tell it's an awful game.

      Last time we tried to have long gameplay discussions the thread went to shit because nobody could agree what was good and what wasnt.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leah is kind of a weird character
        She has a decent amount of story presence, decent connections to important characters, alright design
        But she's still one of the most forgettable characters to me, maybe because you get 2 other swordmasters around the same time and she has the worst growth combination so I never used her

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People keep bringing up sex and shipping more than anything else, so I can tell it's an awful game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOT HAG SEX

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know why but the red nails on Yahna are pure sexo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sexy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          reminder that she has had sex with over 1000 men

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Headcanon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I, too, don't read the tbread befpre posting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is mostly just there to serve as a reason for the gameplay to happen. Waifugays always dominate any thread for any game with females in it, because they post a lot and post more images than other posters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dunno mane, feels like a good balance between both

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what it needs to be. going too far into one direction or another just causes chaos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex

      Now go away, go post in a gay thread

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn Alain's father was a lucky man

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    unicornsisters...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pltbawd? Manbawd.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just spent 2 hours straight autistically rearranging my squads. How do I stop doing this and actually play the game like a normal human ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's THE gameplay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can they win battles with minimal damage? Then it's good enough for now. Frick with it again when they start losing

        Oh I've been demolishing everything except the coliseum on autopilot since entering Drakenhold.
        I just finished Bastorias and spent 2 hours making completely different squads to try and optimize things a little more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can they win battles with minimal damage? Then it's good enough for now. Frick with it again when they start losing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autistically rearranging your squads *is* the game. The ability to run the game completely on auto pilot because you've created nigh-unkillable doomstacks means you're playing the game correctly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 2 hours
      You still have another 3 hours of fun to go anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont, thats part of the fun with this genre. Organizing my army in Ogre Battle was just as fun.
      This is why i always makes as many squads as possible with as many different characters as i can.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alain in the far right so you can't see the rest of the front line
        why would you do this? Horses go AWAY from the camera so they don't block everything

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont remember, i think it was needed for this specific fight so i could avoid someone dying. Otherwise i always left Alain at the other side because of what you mentioned.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://litter.catbox.moe/styqj7.png
    https://litter.catbox.moe/cleabc.png

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any big difference between Switch and PS5 version? I only have a 1080p tv so I don't care about 4k. I think i'd rather play it in portable mode on the switch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game was intended for the PS Vita initially. Vanillaware suck at the actual process of making a game.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have spent literal hours in forts making up shit to test, my switch says I have 175 hours across my two playthroughs. As a fightinggay this fulfills that autism but without tbe stress of multiplayer.

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished Bastorias, glad I never have to deal with that night time power up shit again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >glad I never have to deal with that night time power up shit again
      lmao

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any waifu that attacks Galerius in the normal ending is better than the ones that dont.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think scarletts milkers got bigger after popping out the 4th heir or so?
    Does she need attendants to hold them for her?

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm horny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Melisandre.

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I unlock Amalia's possessed moves? I want that massive unit wide attack and minus AP/PP passive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont.

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wife a girl that doesn't fit into Alain's unit, and none of them (that I like) seem to fit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alain can carry anyone like a town bicycle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones are you trying to use

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leah, Yunifi and Ochlys mainly

        Scarlett is the perfect healer for Alain so I can't trade her out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick do you struggle to use Yunifi? She’s one of the best units in the game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro just use all 5 in the same team they'll work lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would have no way to deal with armor, and evasives would frick me with bad luck

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I would have no way to deal with armor
              Scarlett.
              >evasives would frick me with bad luck
              Leah.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What can she do against armor except for that light beam? I need her healing

                Scarlett is right there
                >angel shield
                Yunifi or even Ochlys can melt them

                Those must be higher level attacks, I don't have them

                >Scarlett is the perfect healer for Alain
                Yeah because she's a shitty healer and Alain just heals himself 99% of the time lmao

                pic related

                Passive Miracle goes great with Rapid Order

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Conferral on Alain who uses Spinning Edge, which already ignores 50% of defense.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Scarlett is right there
              >angel shield
              Yunifi or even Ochlys can melt them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Scarlett is the perfect healer for Alain
          Yeah because she's a shitty healer and Alain just heals himself 99% of the time lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely you can work something for Alain + waifu even if it requires you to re organize the rest of the team.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My Alai team is Virginia, Scarlett, Rosalinde and Yahna. I still can't decide who to ring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how, alain himself is pretty strong

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alain doesnt really need a healer
    Both elf sisters work great as mixed damage dealers and if Alain gets fricked up they can cure status and heal at the same time anyway, essentially for free

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