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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    le autobattler gacha game but on switch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it a Gacha? There aren't any in game stores you spend real money in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it a Gacha? There aren't any in game stores you spend real money in

      it literally plays like a gacha
      ultimately same thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s literally no gacha elements in the game whatsoever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell me which character do i roll for
        go on

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mordon +10

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            GIGABASED

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is this achievable natty?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Such is the power of beer.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you think the men of the town were relieved when Mordon left or do you think he had already done too much damage

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                BEER STEIN wiener

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gambling on a chance to unlock a character though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know what a gacha is?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No gambling
        >No random chance to get 1 of 1000 characters
        >Game is 100% gameplay
        Just shut the frick up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric, meds

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vegina

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb wench

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are classes that buff my allies? I love shaman cause she debuffs but are there are classes who straight up buff only?

    Also when a skill doesn't use the word target does that mean it's a self skill only?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soldier has Keen Call (100% critical rate buff)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elven archers, radiant knights, clerics, angels priest, mages definitely because they infuse conditions to weapon attacks, it depends what kind of buffs you want. Great Knights buff eachother, you can equip any unit with items specifically to buff people.

      It should tell you if the skill affects you or the enemy based on what it does, you can add parameters to get it to do what you want too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Franu

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    virginia wounded animation... erotic...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her aunt is hotter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >renault

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her aunt has the exact same body and outfit with a different face/hairstyle

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, attractiveness is usually based on the face, so someone with a different face can be considered more attractive. That's just how it works.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they make Alain's mom so attractive?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "It just works" the team.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant think of a way to make Leah useful other being a buff b***h at the front. Fran can already kill most soft targets.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a dodge tanker in mine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because swordmasters are dogshit and only waifutards are deluding themselves otherwise

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are okay but no one can really help Leah in Virginia and friends

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHIteah the DEADWEIGHT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely someone will draw them as the Madoka Magicka girls if I keep asking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Veggie makes basically any unit work.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She does? Mine sucked ass comparatively but did not invest much into her unit to be fair.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't really put any thought or much investment into her, I just gave her AP/PP boosting shit and let her run on autopilot. She's just good. She mangles flyers and scout with a truestrike counterattack, mangles armored with piercing, and is one of the tankiest unique characters as long as you give her a healer and either 1) someone else on the frontline to split damage or 2) a sainted knight to confer magick protection. Level 25 and 30 she gets juiced even harder. Literally never had a unit with her in the front underperform. Playing on expert.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon please, set royal guard to own <50/25% hp

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I should do that, esp now that she has Iron Veil. She just works so well out of the box I haven't even thought about how poorly I have her gambits set up until now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lvl 30+ Veggie sure, it takes a while for her to be that good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lvl 30+ Veggie sure, it takes a while for her to be that good.

        Stop being moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being autistic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stop being autistic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shh you'll upset his assburgers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prove them wrong then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >them
            Veggie spammer is a troony?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leah! The strongest!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question; how do you fast forward time IRL to a point where we get beach DLC including a Yunifi and Alain mating scene?

    'Cause I can't wait.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have arrived here and not in the cuckbait thread.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You all fail to realise the bigger picture of Ren leaving you for the tricorn mercs, but there is irony in it. For her not to abandon Travis, she has to abandon you. Her main story with Travis is reconciling and having him realise she won't leave her family again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cucked by her manlet brother
      That just makes it worse though?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fertile is Yunifi?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's gonna have a litter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is gonna have atleast 5 litters of 4 minimum, 8 maximum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s ovulating RIGHT NOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the clapping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was Alain thinking in that final shot?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is she hitting on me???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That b***h is just Wendy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-stop baby making

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would they come out as lions?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how he just immediately assumed she was proposing he start a harem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you marry Chloe or Yunifi, they're pregnant from the ring scene onward till past the final battle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I saw this scene...I tell you friends, the cum practically LEAPT out of me, as if in jubilation.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM NOT SOME PRIZE TO BE WON

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. biggest manbawd of Fevrith

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but why does a class need 2 shields?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One for parry shield and the other for some other meme idk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One for long range and one for short range

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switching to your off hand shield is quicker than reloading

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are essentially just bucklers, so in theory they can act as small usable shields for combat, while being light enough that they don't outright impede you like a full shield would so you can hold a weapon with 2 shields. Ambidextrous fighting style may play a part of it too. If you can still hold a weapon with a buckler on each arm, you also have the advantage to swapping the weapon to either hand on a block/parry? but its fantasy so who cares.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i put a magic defense shield on veggie and the other shield gives her +1pp and she's strong for me...at the very least she tanks and nothing kills her and she doesn't really need a healer

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What 6 swords should I give to all 3 unique swordmasters?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wyvern Razor 1, Wyvern Razor 2, Stingray, and three high attack swords.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dick x6

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the Swordmasters is a guy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ludwig is 100% a bottom, bro. Open your eyes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro I'm aware but you say that on here and everyone goes crazy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro I'm aware but you say that on here and everyone goes crazy.

            >femboy bottom
            muh DIQ

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amalia can get soloed by a twink in rags
    strgays in shambles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He could slice her exposed thighs and just watch her bleed out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TRAVIS SEXO AAAND SAVED

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Hildabros even exist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Hilda a lot, but I think calling yourself a Hildabro would be masochistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were some until we saw how her ending is, then they died down a LOT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My cute sister-in-law!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like her dragon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Primm is WAY cuter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just got to her, and honestly she feels so far 'queen and authoritative' to me from first impressions
      i don't know how she interacts with everyone outside of the missions

      There were some until we saw how her ending is, then they died down a LOT

      what was her ending? I dont mind spoilers ( I am here after all)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't know how she interacts with everyone outside of the missions
        >interact
        Anon, I...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? she doesn't have any rapport or anything?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She likes her sister.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't know how she interacts with everyone outside of the missions
        She barely has rapports. That's probably why no one cares about her. Her rapports with Magellan and Tatiana are nice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wyvern in the streets, Alain in the sheets.
      Running start wyvern dive...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has a top design, but her rapports, ring scene, and ending are trash.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't marry generic mercs
    >can't marry the absolute qt gryphon rider generic that's been with me since the very beginning of my adventure

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get a tiddy gryphon rider later, don't worry. Poor Fran

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to marry the generic Albion angel woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's interesting that they let you hire a gryphon knight so early

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were you in a rush to get one of the most useless units in the game?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bait, but thankfully I am to intelligent to reply.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd marry my elf fencer twins if I could

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to marry the owl mages so i can have a pp battery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Self-insert as another generic and ship them

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are so dead now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the waifutards are left who never finished the campaign and only watched rapports and ring scenes on youtube. Gameplaychads left already sadly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who never finished the campaign and only watched rapports and ring scenes on youtube
        I think you're being way too generous here. They never played the game to begin with.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm trying to find more builds and combinations i never would thought of, okay? i fricking suck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the games been out for like two months

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >been out for like two months
        Uh dude you might have been dropped on your head as a baby...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are a byproduct of inbreeding

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the games been out for like two months

            I don't get why people here always dounle down on their moronation...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're moronic. Nothing too complicated about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the third thread today and it's still the middle of the afternoon. I'm shocked they're still going this quickly frankly.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Alain CAN be easily snatched away by evil noblewomen, his own subordinate henchwoman, angels, elves, his own (adorable) cousin and (disturbingly enough) a furry.

    Scarlett's fears and insecurities are 100% justified. She isn't at fault at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alain can also randomly kill off a bunch of good people. The game is just being nice to let you ring anyone but we all know Scarlett is the only canon choice.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >canon choice
        No such thing exists unless there is a sequel or VW confirms it via extra material. Sadly, Scarlett is just as valid as the elves and the (almost) literal dog.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incest is disgusting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if she’s hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Contrary to widely held beliefs and longstanding taboos in America, first cousins can have children together without a great risk of birth defects or genetic disease, scientists are reporting today. They say there is no biological reason to discourage cousins from marrying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the best part

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yunifi is a subhuman turned flesh and blood
    >you can't reverse the process
    proof that vanillaware is based and hates subhumans

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the sages stop their master baltro themselves?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about Baltro is raw asspull, and I sighed whenever he was on screen
      Why didn't he just teleport into the liberation and AIDS bomb them like he did two other settlements? Why wasn't he raising zombie armies way more often?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He got the evil mage moronation from FE. Why didn‘t Manfroy just kidnap everyone? Warp powers are always stupid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's got nefarious bidding to do
        They have an AIDS cure midway through the game

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I just got Tatiana and did her first rapport conversation with Alain. I think she might be the one... I can fix her...

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fighters are supposed to be tanks
    >they only get 25% guard efficiency

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if fighters could use greatshields?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fighters and Soldiers feel like one of the classes that are meant to get a third upgrade but never do

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sergeant are fine as is. Vanguards needed more guard efficiency or better abilities.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's that? You want a 50 potency skill that must be used on your first turn to be useful on a class with low initiative?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the unicorn dead dead or is the unicorn curse the unicorn itself?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i started playing last night for like 7 hours, i was hoping to get autistic with the gambits/tactics stuff but not a lot of options so far... do you guys use the generic hires or stick with named characters? im lazy and am using named, with no thought behind the squads really, just made sure to pair alain up with my wives.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get plenty of uniques to fill your roster. generics are only if you really want more of X class

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every squad unit had to have a rapport with at least another unit inside it for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think ive only hired a couple of generics so far, but you definitely don't need them, they're only there just for fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stuck with named, but apparently some people consider that a challenge run since there are so few of some classes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just keep playing and experimenting, much of the actual building takes place in the late game and by then you’ll have a better hold on the mechanics and what you want your units to do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't mess with gambits and conditions much early on because there's not a lot of options and the variety of classes is limited. It gets more complicated as the game goes on, same for a few "lol frick you" OP combos that just barrel over everything. Try not to metagame too hard by looking that kinda shit up and you'll start to have fun with the gambit system soon.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take notes Lex! You pathetic arrow magnet! Useless tree climbing slow FRICK.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >angels are humans
    >elves are furries
    >humans and elves are ???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans+elves are the most troubled race in the world, hapas.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found the Yahnagay biopic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "No man can resist her" pretty spot on for Yahna

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        95+ year old woman in the body of a teenager.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this guy keep spamming virginia threads?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia and mellisandre posters have to obnoxiously shove their waifes in our faces in the OP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh I'd say it's mostly the elf and incest gays trying to get a monopoly on these thread creations

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upset over that Gilbert rapport being posted again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia and mellisandre posters have to obnoxiously shove their waifes in our faces in the OP

      buck: broken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you homosexuals get mad over it, I'd wager

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Doom Knight the only class that can use spellsteel axes? Don't think anyone else uses magic attack

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can kinda build fighters to focus on Magic Defense...
    But I don't know if there's any point in doing it since Radiant Knights exist.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was staring at this screen wondering why my dick reacted almost on instinct.
    And then I remembered.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgDlm2EiwYI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh
      Try messing around with Railanor's hair too

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Unicorn kill him? He did nothing wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He cheated on his wife with some moldy hag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He took that prostitute on a whole side b***h world tour, unicorn did what was necessary

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like how arbalists spend like 10 seconds just cranking their bowstrings back into place after they fire. Probably my favorite little animation touch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Felt so bad for a random arbalist that got her head split open by Virginia while she was reloading. Most lopsided match I'd ever seen

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask your dad for a new phone my man

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >veggie
    >phoneposter
    Virginia really does attract the dumbest vedditors

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you expect something different from incestgays?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with phoneposting?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unicorn Overlord is excelent so don't mistake what I will say as a covert tard asking for mudcore, but I wish next time we can get a game of similar quality and retro gameplay more in the veins of Tactics Ogre or FFT.

    I really want to see more medieval war stories and cool autistic nip lore.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the gameplay dumber than tactics ogre?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, if you would lose the battle it's almost entirely on (You)r tactical choices.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so uhhh...what exactly did mordon do with the girl at the bar?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talked to her about further renovations to the town.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had HOT, SWEATY SEX all night. And by sex I mean repairing the town

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet she loves bridges. I should show her my big bridge I built.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does cousinwife cause so much seething here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really mind her but I've noticed a pattern of shitposting from virginiagays that's in every thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they don't even like her except as a tool to shitpost which is incest in this case. I guarantee they're the same people who post about fe in this general

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As with any waifu shit slinging, they hate to see a girl more popular than theirs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, I love all the girls. Even the two bug-loving harlots.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two guys took some autistic levels of offense during that one scene where Gilbert says she was intent on killing Alain if he was unworthy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget last week's crusade of anon(s) calling her a shit unit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >calling her a shit unit.
          i don't get this, you can make any character work but some homies straight up refuse to even try

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      any waifu causes problems at this point

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally nobody could hate Chloe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love Chloe but care not for her class, makes me wish we had the ability to reclass but I guess that would be too much effort to make custom art for each combo, even if it is just putting their head on the class template

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She reminds them of the girl they lost to in armwrestling once.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone wants to replay this but doesn't want to put the effort into a heavily restricted TZ run, I'm having a blast doing a meme team Expert run with 3 self imposed conditions.
    >No charge attacks/spells
    >Only uniques
    >Each unit member needs at least 3 rapport conversations in total with the unit but the more in total the better

    Only in late Drakenhold so will see how this goes later on but I'm having a lot of fun, is anyone doing anything similar?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad the UO fighter doesn't get a reflect missile equivalent like the DC one.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I just like saying Veggie because it sounds silly. It's not an attack.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred Rosalinde, but I married Veggie so that Gilbert wouldn't get his greasy, dipshit hands on her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilbert is based frick you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >took Alain a couple of days what Gil couldn't do in a decade

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alain does literally everything better than anyone in the span of likely a few months

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        love all that gay shota art he gets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gil can have veggie if he Really wants. I'm balls deep in my mom anyways.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank goodness for all the waifu war schizoshit keeping attention away from my polygamy canon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha yeah. Say, is anyone else's face kinda h

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use veggie as a nickname since she's moronic gomenasai.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't virginia cuckbait?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes? Only one besides brown elf boy who gets a lover in the credits that isn't alain

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one fights on behalf of scarlett
    >most is "did she get raped"
    >even if you like her for her blonde breasts theres the all breasts no brain
    >cant even bank on the ojou angle since she spent 10 years mellowing out
    >even her best friend betrays her
    >norbing doesnt save her either
    Being forgotten is truly a worse fate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >XD
      nah frick you im still holding stock on that ojou angle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett is the best girl with the best personality and the best story and canonically won though?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she already won, there is no need to further announce it, I am just going to enjoy her holy cow breasts, I mean fanarts

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The virginiagays can be obnoxious, but we have been subjected to two schizos constatly having a melty the moment someone says something positive about the character, and that other dude (or perhaps the same) in a crusade to convince everyone that she is a bad unit.

    The waifugays react, the schizos react in turn, and then you have 700+ responses.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are doing their best to keep these threads alive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone who doesn't like what I like is one schizo!
      >And if I find several people agreeing at once, well, then it's... two schizos!
      >I'm not the schizo, they are! It's absolutely impossible that people not liking my waifu could possibly be a widespread opinion, it has to be a conspiracy!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Schizo desperate to prove he isn't a schizo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I will convince everyone I’m not a schizo by being a schizo
          Alright

          There is no conspiracy and there is no problem if someone doesn't like a character. The reason I call out "two schizos" however is because the posting style, arguments and reactions are all disturbingly similar each time, as it is the unwarranted fury towards other people having different tastes.

          Well then let me blow your mind: I started acitvely disliking Virginia the day that "she thought about murdering Alain" line got posted the first time (since I hadn't rapp'd up Gilbert yet myself). At that moment, there were already several posters that were calling her shit. Before that, I already had seen discussions where anons called Virginia shit, even if I didn't participate in those. Earlier today, there were at least two other anons apart from me calling her shit, and when I made a single post calling her shit, I got several answers agreeing.

          You want people to stop calling you Virginiagays deranged and your waifu shit? Start by not pulling the "samegay schizo" card over and over and assume once and for all that your waifu is just not fricking popular. Stop earning the hate, then maybe you'll stop getting it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's this fricking moron again pretending he was a Virginia fan

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He went right back to "Oh it's one guy".
              And no, I wasn't that guy. I was there, I saw his posts, it wasn't me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I refuse to believe more than one person can be that stupid

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah me neither but Virginiagays keep proving me wrong. Like when I said "Stop calling everyone who disagrees with you one person" and you went right to "You're the one anon from days ago who has been living in my head rent free since then".

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is just not fricking popular.
            Anon, she still scores in the top five in most polls (not top normally tho). This is blatanly false, and thinking that via some autistic crusade you are going to change that is part of why your feud is so baffling and weird.

            But you know what? Do whatever, waifuwars are extremely stupid and I feel gross for taking part in it. Gotta play Warband for a while.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn Black person you are viscerally mentally ill

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah keep talking like that then wonder why people despise you and won't stop shitposting you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but while other anons dislike Virginia is literally just you and another dude the ones in a seething crusade against the character and her fans for over a week now. If you don't see the problem here then I don't know what to tell you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah there's no convincing you of anything I guess. good luck with whatever mental disease has convinced you only three people exist in the world and two of them are out to get you for no reason.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon deflects his schizophrenia/autism onto others

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All I am saying is that going on a crusade against a fictional character for over a week to the point of feeling actual fury is stupid. In no moment I denied that there is other people that dislike said character, is just that you are a special case.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon get it through your thick head once and for all.
                There is no crusade. People just dislike her. Because she's a bad character, both unlikable and badly written.
                And the only reason you constantly see people shitposting her is because YOU won't stop bringing her up, then getting mad and lashing out when others say she's a bad character.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon is still seething over people liking Virginia
                >He'll probably do this in the next fifty threads as well
                In all seriousness, are you just genuinely autistic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon if you're gonna pretend this is true you should at least try switching up how you type a bit more

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would anyone here stop bringing any character up? A character that, despite the (justifiable in some ways, I will admit) dislike is still popular in polls? Why would a fraction of anons disliking a character should mean that the character can't or shouldn't be spoken in positive terms (or for pure non-serious hornyposting and shitposts, like most waihomosexualry) by the other fraction?

                It's frankly amazing how all of this begun for a single line of dialogue that never hinted the level of malice you guys project on the character. or at least not at all machiavelian kinslaying impulses. I will give you something tho, the overreaction of the fans did contribute to the current state.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no crusade
                You post entire novels in each thread, homosexual. How can one fictional character generate so much butthurt?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would anyone here stop bringing any character up? A character that, despite the (justifiable in some ways, I will admit) dislike is still popular in polls? Why would a fraction of anons disliking a character should mean that the character can't or shouldn't be spoken in positive terms (or for pure non-serious hornyposting and shitposts, like most waihomosexualry) by the other fraction?

                It's frankly amazing how all of this begun for a single line of dialogue that never hinted the level of malice you guys project on the character. or at least not at all machiavelian kinslaying impulses. I will give you something tho, the overreaction of the fans did contribute to the current state.

                Anon if you're gonna pretend this is true you should at least try switching up how you type a bit more

                >Anon is still seething over people liking Virginia
                >He'll probably do this in the next fifty threads as well
                In all seriousness, are you just genuinely autistic?

                Oh I finally got it. Four posts at regular intervals of one minute in between each one, with the last one just some inflammatory insults long after I stopped posting at all, just to get me to start again.
                You ARE the one that's samegayging. You're just accusing everyone who disagrees with you of doing it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Y-You're samegayging!
                Just stop being a moron, anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you are just proving to the entire thread that you are an actual schizo in a crusade.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I will convince everyone I’m not a schizo by being a schizo
        Alright

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no conspiracy and there is no problem if someone doesn't like a character. The reason I call out "two schizos" however is because the posting style, arguments and reactions are all disturbingly similar each time, as it is the unwarranted fury towards other people having different tastes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >melty
      Frick off, everyone hates you specifically.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like more than one girl and they can all get impregnated tbh

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gilbert is based and will make a wonderful husband for Virginia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And alain

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had Alain marry a girl that hardly anyone cares about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GaladmirCHADS...!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Primmbro

        Actually it was Miriam, in case anyone was curious

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this rose bears thorns
          >her favorite gifts are flowers
          heheh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miriam is cool, would be best girl in most other games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good taste, in a game with no Virginia I would have picked Miriam in a heartbeat. I wish she had three rapports.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I wasn't so hagpilled with Yahna, Miriam would've been the obvious choice. Sucker for the Blonde-hair knight types.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Miriam is pretty underrated. Her ring scene is really cute and she has a literal fairy tail ending

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Primmbro

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does modern society treat everything as a cuck angle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic, lonely people are projecting their own failures onto others basically.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are in Ganker and everyone is very insecure and mentally ill. Also that generates bantz.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marry Primm
    >She causes a famine that does more damage to the world than the evil empire ever did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop bullying Primm. She is NOT fat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't marry Primm, she'll cause a famine in Drakenhold instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just part of my grand design
      She will get the food
      All of the food

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Architectbros?!

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with being a cuck? I'm happy for gilbert and virginia. They're happy with each other.
    Everyone wins

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come fire emblem fans have no problems with characters marrying each other but gil and veg is soemhow the worst thing ever in UO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because shipping is a well-established mechanic in Fire Emblem, while Veg and Gil's case is rather unique, so unique that I suspect the marriage is a result of both of them originally being the MCs of the game before Alain was created.

      Funny to think about how both of them (more Veg than Gil, really) have subtle plots about being the inferior prince/monarch. Very meta and all of that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but it ain't helathy to have the same mindset incel eren

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia tards are deranged and don’t want to admit their waifu sucks. The ONLY girl who marries another man. And she admitted to Gilbert she wanted to murder Alain on sight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fire emblem fans have no problems with characters marrying each other
      Way to out yourself as not knowing shit about fire emblem fans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ONLY people who talk about Gilbert are people trying to rile up Virginiagays.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So stop getting mad?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it works, because it's true.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could kind of get it if Gil was some smarmy butthole, but he's the most based lil dude there is. Excepting Alain, he's the most MC like character in the cast, which makes sense because he was originally.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm ngl, there are times when I wished Gilbert WAS the MC. The third rapport with Alain showed him honestly having a more compelling worldview and motivation for his quest to stop Zenoira.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Several weeks after release
    >Those anons are still seething about Virginia for some reason
    I just think that Alain and Virginia have the best chemistry and ending together

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably because she and scarlett are probably the ones that will get the bulk of fanart at the end of the day

      saved

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably because she and scarlett are probably the ones that will get the bulk of fanart at the end of the day
        *Scarlett, the elves and Yahna
        Virginia is nowhere close to that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          really? guess i shouldn't be suprised
          artgays are probably still dickriding hard on elves lately due to anime i guess

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the immmediate next most popular girl on Danbooru. I'll check Pixiv later.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That powergap between Rosa and Elto
            So this is the power of chocolate...

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >virginia and (you)
    Fanfiction
    >virginia and gilbert
    Canon

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >manlet once again mentioned only when people talk about virginia
    Every time. What a sad existence this character has in these threads.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you already forget that no one ever talks about any of the men? Oh, wait, you're a Virginiaschizo, of course you did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be completely fair, people do talk about Josef, Bradley and Clive all the time. Bros are living memes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >50% of UO threads are just shitposting over Virginia

          I've seen plenty of Gammel and Renault/Laurent posts, too. This is counting Alain.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >girl with the most vocal waifugays gets shitposted to death
            Woah, shocking

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you man, Aubin is my brother in Christ.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love his valor skill, and he's got good rapport/ring scenes, he's just not really my type.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I destroyed the ghost of my dad by shoving 10 earth spikes up his ass. I love elven fencers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grandad, anon

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for incest. Don't care how historically accurate that is in a land with elves and furries. I shan't partake in such debauchery!

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a game to fill the empty void this left.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already on tz albion. Literally just a coliseum coin and rapport sim now. I've conquered the gameplay itself completely.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedrun. Low stage count.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drakengardgays getting uppity again
    We should have wiped out that entire shithole

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the soundtrack that plays when you exorcise baltro?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2nd half of Farde mal diavolo

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >love both edelgard and virginia
    >both make people seethe immensely
    lel

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    somewhat of a newbie but god damn three houses threads mustve looked completely schizo if these are already filled with cuckposting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FE threads revolved around Edelgard for years and made people mad. Virginia has that same effect for people here.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Edelgard makes sense to argue about because she was a fricking moron that the narrative revolves around. Virginia has her stupid moment, but the game calls her out for it. I don't know why there is so much shitposting around her right now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because that stupid moment is literally all there is to her. That's the entirety of her being as a person.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it's not. It informs you about a lot of her character (She's impulsive, aggressive, and has a strong feeling of vengeance), but it's not everything. From Alain's rapports alone, you learn that she's so prickly because she practically spent ten years all alone believing that everyone she cared about was murdered. Alain calms her down.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she practically spent ten years all alone believing that everyone she cared about was murdered.
              And then she decides she might just go and murder the only one left lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                10/10 character btw

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Careful anon, you agreed with me, they might decide we're samegayging

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Spend 10 years believing you're alone and that you'll have to reclaim your kingdom at some point
                >Suddenly someone claiming to be your long lost cousin is running around killing Zenoirans left and right
                >Tell yourself that if he isn't worthy of being king, you'll strike him down
                >Finally meet him
                >He's more amazing than you thought he'd be
                >Immediately become his biggest defender
                Why do you "people" keep bringing up this non-issue?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that thought even crossed her mind is unacceptable

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alain thought about executing half his current army. He and Virginia are perfect for each other.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are weak

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you have a problem with family member wanting to kill you then….youre le weak…

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks people he hasn't seen in ten years owe him unconditional love
                Extremely weak

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bingo and hence the seethe. It's probably some twig that developed a complex from girls beating him at sports in school.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Virginia is literally the only character in all of fiction that I have ever seen react to
                >Hey your "beloved" cousin is still alive and fighting the good fight to save your home
                and react by planning his murder and discussing it with her protector

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously it’s the most moronic out of character plot point I’ve ever seen. Completely killed Virginia for me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Planned his murder
                >"If my cousin isn't fit for the crown, I will strike him down."
                >Doesn't even think about turning her blade against Alain after meeting him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>"If my cousin isn't fit for the crown, I will strike him down."
                Who is she to judge?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She does tell Alain that she'll teach him about how the noble court works, so she'd probably be the best

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Next in line for the crown

                So less than Alain in every respect yet still acting like she can be judge, jury and executioner for a crime that was never comitted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn man I'd plan to kill you too, have you heard yourself?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this all you can think of when proven wrong? Murder?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chloe and Josef already do that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Next in line for the crown

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and react by planning his murder and discussing it with her protector
                It's perfectly in line with her being a hot-headed, suicidal idiot, rude with other people, convinced that she was the one fated to restore Cornia, eventually. That is, yes, a character flaw.

                The problem is that over this single line of dialogue you guys make an entire cloud castle in which Veg is somehow a plotting double-faced demon planning to kill Alain and only stopped by Josef's presence, despite the fact that such levels of cowardice and intrigue run straight against the previous idea of being an impulsive brat. You can't have both, and given how she acts for the rest of the game (extremely loyal, almost fanatically) the far more reasonable assumption is that she just talks shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My king, we have received news, it seems your cousin who is next in line for the throne has made plans with the king of Drakenhold to assassinate you!
                >Ah I'm sure it's just banter, let it be

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She didnt "made plans" with Gil to kill Alain. There is no implication that there was any actual plot or plan besides she directly and physically cutting him down if he was "unworthy", something so over the top and stupid that yes, it seems like Virginia saying shit she didn't actually thought seriously about in a visceral, emotional reaction.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My problem with it is how close Alain and Virginia were. I could sort of understand if they weren’t close before being separated but there’s no excuse for Virginia to act like that especially since she says she always thought of him and Ilenia.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >entirely family and country destroyed and murdered by sudden, complete betrayal
                Honestly if you didn't have the resolve to kill after that then it's on you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that thought even crossed her mind is unacceptable

                Like I said last thread: The highest praise you can give a sibling or cousin is to say you'll murder them. I'm sorry you don't understand this. Also what

                Alain thought about executing half his current army. He and Virginia are perfect for each other.

                said.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          woah cute art.
          >insert mimonel ending here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are they wearing a Lyn cosplay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just wait until the next Vanillaware game comes out and it gets derailed by Virginia posting for months.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GLADY ACCEPTED

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to marry furry fox
    >autistic no bra wearing shaman girl is getting my dick so hard

    If she gets buff skills I might full blown marry her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only debuffs but you do you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Selvie has a cute ring scene. Both are solid choices

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reach Albion on second playthrough on TZ
    >Finally try feathershield guy
    >absolute unit
    This dude is fricking invincible

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm shutting down this pfizerb***h and nobody can stop me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ANON DONT DO IT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It bothers me that you can't change the color of this purple thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green and purple are essential doc colors.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      man im really sorry but i just find her baggy eyes really ugly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really like her gloomy look. More for me then.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dooms the world to die by plague

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're really going to make all their sacrifices for nothing? Full moron.

        >experiments will bear fruit in 2 more weeks
        baited out the vaxxies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're really going to make all their sacrifices for nothing? Full moron.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found the one I want to marry and protect. I would be very surprised if another girl would captivate me more in the future.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my Unicorn, please, VANILLAWARE. Give this game some postgame content to chew on, FRICK.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make absolutely addicting gameplay with tons and tons of possibilities to play and formulate strategies.
      >Also make it perishable and without even NG+.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely the mods can sav-

        >super giga encrypted

        well frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game needs a slay the spire/darkest dungeon 2 style roguelike mode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just give us a few levels to get us 40-50, goddamn.

      >Make absolutely addicting gameplay with tons and tons of possibilities to play and formulate strategies.
      >Also make it perishable and without even NG+.

      Or let us start over with oru whole army at level one, goddamn.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the FRICK is this game so hard to find? there was literally 1 single copy left in my entire city.
    Also if anyone still needs to buy it and is lucky enough to have it in stock, both gamestop and bestbuy have it on sale for $40 right now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      try buying it on psn or nintendo eshop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would I do that?
        I couldn't pay $20 less and have a physical copy that way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so hard to find
      >already on sale for 40 bucks after a month
      Uh yeah okay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        walmart used to have all new released on sale for $10 off on launch day, including shit like new pokemon and mario titles. Costco did the same. Sales mean absolutely nothing for a games popularity.
        Out of 13 gamestops, 4 bestbuys, and 5 targets, there was only 1 copy left at bestbuy.
        Walmart had 2 but they don't price match.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to check 7 places in my city over and over for a week and a half to find a copy and I was open to either Switch or PS5. I think it just vastly outsold what it was expected to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i vaguely remember odin sphere's remake being the same thing but worse if you were a >vita homosexual like me
      its vanillaware tradition i think

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        do they just assume their games are going to flop terribly and undersupply stores?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flop is relative, obviously they do alright enough to stay in business for 20+ years, but yeah UO was way more successful than expected

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just got back from a trip to japan. It was sold out absolutely everywhere, can confirm. One of my friends that lives there just ended up buying it on the eshop despite exclusively getting physical games because they wanted to play it that bad.
            I did pick up super mario rpg for $22 though, brand new. Considering all the hype for it, it sure is shelf warming everywhere.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah Atlus even apologized for undershipping. Should be fixed sometime in April according to what they said.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two armies as one heraldry
    what was their introspection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What two armies?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the guys in drakengard near the port you have to save in 2 battles or they die

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh right I forgot the mission name so I was confused by what you were saying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I REALLY want to know what the frick they were thinking with that heraldry
      Like what would a person's reaction be when they see that on banner?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "This dude knows how to have a good time"

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had known about the pvp stuff so I would have played early. I feel the online scene might be too over leveled and try hard for me to get any wins. Is the pvp super toxic with the same op builds running around? I want those shop items

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pvp, what do you expect

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost no one bothers posting a defense team, so it's mostly easy coins.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So defense builds are good or not? I barely unlocked the pvp so I feel I'd get wiped if I go online cause I dont have alot of variety and my max squad is only 4 people atm

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has far more character development than your favourite
    You mad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fran has premaritial gryphon-riding hugs with Alain, so no, I'm satisfied. Go play your silly little strip chess while the grownups involve themselves in some very lewd hugging.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is on sale for 33% off just a month after launch
    it's over vanillawarebros...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sales are useless if the item is out of stock. It's still selling for over msrp on ebay (for switch) with the monarch edition being scalped for $200+ (for switch).

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shitposting style reeks of ACgay
    >Outlandishly belligerent
    >Claims his stance is the majority
    >Pretends people hate things they like
    >Pretends people seethe at shit they're okay with
    >Somehow always there in every thread, never does anything else

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leah is the only girl that could keep Alain awake all night.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone tried out the card game? is it any good? there's a PS5 monarch edition for $125 I'm considering picking up and flipping the game but keeping the rest but idk if it's worth it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very good. Easy to learn but there's a lot of cards so lots of complexity possible. Games aren't too long. Playing it kinda feels like setting up your strategy in the video game, but you don't know what you're going to be facing because the other players are setting up their strategy too (hidden). Once every players have set their cards, you reveal them all and the "battle" happens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no interesting characters for cards, all just mercenaries. It also has zero chance of catching on ever since it was only sold with a limited run preorder special edition. Just play dominion if you want a good deck building game.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that anon was right. getting strong edelgard vibes from these virginia discussion. just like dimitri fans seethe constantly in fe threads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how were three hopes threads

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    C-can we talk about elves instead?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not until ACgay goes to sleep, probably.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so smug?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because she saw a group of humans die

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she got the zoomies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was a human unit in this outfit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          witches? elfs?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are hot but aren't wearing traditional bikini armor. Its not just about showing skin, I was brainwashed to like this look as a child

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              fair enough

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because she got 3 rapports

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This honestly feels like Gilbert trying to compliment Alain through Virginia ("She was going to attack you if you were unworthy, but you're super worthy, bro!") that just backfired with some anons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and Alain sucks his thigh off as thanks for that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My god the cope is reaching unreal levels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My god the cope is reaching unreal levels

      >First it was "Gilbert is lying because he wants Alain to dislike Virginita".
      >Then it was "Gilbert misinterpreted and is clearly exaggerating".
      >Then it was "Well Virginia is justified in planning to murder Alain and you're a pussy for wanting to do anything about it".
      >Then it was "Virginia is just a hothead and didn't mean it, it's actually an honor that your cousin would plan your murder."
      >Now it's "Gilbert just made it up because he meant to compliment Alain".

      How many layers of cope are we on right now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not what happened at all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally, fricking straight up, tells you to your face that she did it because she wanted the throne and she wanted to be the superheroine saving the realm.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is that bad? Isn’t that what Alain does and he is the hero?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alain didn't murder his fricking family and the one saving the realm to do it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither did virginia

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Virginia didn't either. She joins Alain despite her initial ambitions and become a loyal follower no matter if you ring her or not.

                Nor did he ever plan to. When he heard Virginia was alive, he just rushed there to greet her back.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, she is a flawed character and more ruthless, impulsive and amibitous than Alain. Yet still becomes a zealous member of the army and extremely loyal to him.

                Your point?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That she's a bad person and didn't love Alain.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She inmediatly becomes extremely devout and loyal to him, again, inmediatly after meeting him to the point that there is not a single hint of her "plan". And yes, that can grow to full on love depending on the choices of the player,

                I fail to see the problem.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, Virginia didn't either. She joins Alain despite her initial ambitions and become a loyal follower no matter if you ring her or not.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Gilbert biting the bullet and marrying this throne coveting b***h

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gilbert being the ultimate homie and saving Alain from future problems by fulfilling his throne hungry murdercousinwife's desires to rule
            what a fricking madlad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah good for her that's my wife

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is AC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anal cavity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armoed Core
      If you dunno, don't worry about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animal Crossing. Ask /ink/gen how autistic Animal Crossing's General was.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these filthy incestgays outting themselves as emblemtards
    Shocking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >emblemtards
      You do realize UO is so easy a literal moron can beat it on the “hardest” difficulty whereas fire emblem actually has some challenge.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had to resort to cheese strats (putting louis in a choke point and chipping away with ranged) for like half the maps in engage on maddening.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right, so either you are stupid and FE is easy or FE is hard (and you may or may not still be stupid).

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like to consider myself not too terribly moronic, but it is a possibility I guess.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whereas fire emblem actually has some challenge.
        Oh no you're moronic!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah, I do play games on the easiest difficulty, how'd you know?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s probably some trannius or GBA gay

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoyed Scarlett and love healers
    >she gets kidnapped and takes me hours to get her back and ruins my team plans
    >Getting a groove with Reggie Thunder Thighs
    >she gets kidnapped now and have to retool my units again

    God fricking damnit it this gay as shit gonna be happening all fricking game? Let me know so I know to recruit back up units of classes I want.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're safe now, I don't think the game takes away any more characters once you're out of dragonland, you did do the Virginia sidequest where she runs off with 3 other members of your army for one battle, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't sound familiar guess I'll have to get back up teams now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's in dragonland, she runs off with the 3 rose knight girls for one battle where you have to run towards her at mach speed with Josef before catapults murder her.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn that sounds about as brutal as that elf mission where they hold clerics hostage an start gang raping them. I got filtered hard at that part.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Personally as far as green rescue missions go, only Ranus' mission was any actual trouble, I had to fricking blitz it with cav because ANY enemy getting to it was instant-loss. Then it's
              >difficulty gap>Geith's leftovers>Cleric gangrape=militia melty

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how to use elven fencers.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You all should really stop taking the bait and just let him scream in the corner

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point why don't we just make up more non-existent crimes? Here we'll list them
    >QRD on Virginia's crimes
    >Threatens to murder Alain
    >Tries to finish off the Rose Knights
    >Made illegal moves during chess
    >Drove a rare species of butterfly to extinction
    >Concocted a plague and spread it upon some isolated village in northern Cornia
    >Set up a bestral child trafficking ring and set Beaumont at the head of it
    >Shouts racial slurs at every elf and half-elf she sees
    >Once put itching powder on Eltolinde's pillow and made her ears itch for weeks
    >Spreads negative sentiment about gryphons and wyverns, making liberation members afraid of Fran and Hilda's mounts
    >Killed the pontifex before the job with the seals was finished Just so that Scarlett would get kidnapped and taken away from Alain
    >Gave Valmore the idea to usurp Ilenia just so she could get Alain to marry her and make her his queen
    >Also gave Clive some funding so he could spread democracy in case Alain chose to marry someone other than her
    >Have you ever seen Baltro and Virginia in the same room? Me neither.
    >Told Chloe her cooking is bad.
    Did I miss anything?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Made illegal moves during chess
      Alright, I've had fricking enough. I'm ringing a generic.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got the dragoon spear
    >monkey brain clicks because I like charging and damage that hits everyone

    Is a team revolving around supporting the charger better between the spear and the staff, or is it about equal? How easy would it be to set up an initiative team that can get the charged attack out first with an ice conferral?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked this when I got it but I stopped liking charge moves when I realized it basically deletes the entire rest of the character and turned them all off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always liked real niche gimmick builds AND characters that only do one thing but really well. Yea yea, experosion meme and all that.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this dork wanted to be queen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good character development moment. Unlike what most girls in this game get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >josef standing in the back
      he should have been upfront instead of awkwardly being placed in the back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fran with the "Is this b***h serious" look

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitposters must be GIGGLING with glee since they finally found a way to derail the threads into chaos and shitstorming. They kept trying for months now with different strategies but they didnt work, people were happy with their japanese tactics game. But now, they finally nailed down a shitposting variety that works.
    Hopefully you enjoyed these threads fellas thusfar, that joy has come to an end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't equate Unicorn Overlord with only Virginia. Everything else in the game is enjoyable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If one anon wants to be the image of the guy pissing his pants and saying "rent free" while everyone laughs at him, good for him I guess?

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good news everyone.
    After 2 weeks and 20 in-game hours I finally beat the fricking Bear and Wolf mission.
    Jesus Christ.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 in game hours

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% serious. In that time I completed the coliseum, farmed items, and did sigil battles to upgrade classes I've not used at all till then. Like viking and berserker.

        ...really? I just flew a flying unit over to them while having every other one defend base. The game literally told me "Let's try to do this with as few casualties as possible" and it worked on the first try.

        How'd said flying unit not get sniped by all those towers?

        I just got the game today. is this guy moronic or is there really a fight that's difficult enough to warrant 20 hours to finish it?

        Rest assured, I'm a total moron.

        >After 2 weeks and 20 in-game hours
        what were your squads like that it took so long?

        I think these were my squad before? I had to remake everything, from items to units to tactics.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How'd said flying unit not get sniped by all those towers?
          The elven talismans or whatever they're called. One for each base, done easy.

          the problem, and anons can correct if I'm wrong, is that the beasts go supersonic zerg on your base if you don't cap enough of the bases or don't cover the chokepoints. if you cap enough before nighttime it's a much easier, while still lengthy mission

          Doesn't matter how many beasts reached the base, that's just free exp for the 9 other units I've got defending base. Just alternate between them to always get the best result.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          your doom knight could use a row debuffer, I think the supports are overkill in that squad with joseph, a cleric and monica

          two elven augurs are also overkill in hodrick's squad, why is he leader btw

          >How'd said flying unit not get sniped by all those towers?
          The elven talismans or whatever they're called. One for each base, done easy.

          [...]
          Doesn't matter how many beasts reached the base, that's just free exp for the 9 other units I've got defending base. Just alternate between them to always get the best result.

          >Doesn't matter how many beasts reached the base,
          I remember a few anons saying they got overwhelmed at nighttime, it didn't get to that point because I already captured most of it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wh.. where is Alain?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't finished the game yet but so far that was the hardest by like an order of magnitude

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...really? I just flew a flying unit over to them while having every other one defend base. The game literally told me "Let's try to do this with as few casualties as possible" and it worked on the first try.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the problem, and anons can correct if I'm wrong, is that the beasts go supersonic zerg on your base if you don't cap enough of the bases or don't cover the chokepoints. if you cap enough before nighttime it's a much easier, while still lengthy mission

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm guessing this is definitely one of the best mission to use that item that can turn night to day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear and Wolf was unironically the hardest side quest in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 weeks and only 20 hours
      I'm 30 hours In and just got it like a week ago. Tho I'm dragging my feet and grinding a ton cause I'm a sore loser

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got the game today. is this guy moronic or is there really a fight that's difficult enough to warrant 20 hours to finish it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a bit much but its a long mission and I failed it three times (on the highest difficulty, mind you)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is the hardest mission in the game, but definitely not 20 hours hard unless you go without being prepared

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I beat it in one attempt on Tactical, and I suck at this game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It took me three tries on my first playthrough, but I:
        >was only using story characters
        >was extremely conservative with money
        >barely fricked with tactics
        >rarely changed my team comps
        >got my base sniped by night beasts on the second try when I would have won otherwise. I think it's the hardest map in a pretty easy game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >After 2 weeks and 20 in-game hours
      what were your squads like that it took so long?

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of dorks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate that dude on the right so much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gammel's a bro.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can he be so based?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gets nightmares because Mandrin kept talking to his bow while in bed (which he called Gammel II).
            made me kek, what kind of weirdo sleeps with a bow?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How can he be so based?

              I wish I didn't jail this guy
              I thought the game was trying to teach me a lesson about trusting literally anyone and he was gonna make off with half my gold while I slept or something, he's such a skeezebucket and the sick sister thing sounded like such a blatant lie...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You got 10,000 Gold for imprisoning him though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not worth

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >90% of players jailed him because muh town watch

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              listen man, how was i supposed to know at the time

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I spared him but I killed mandarin and Jeremy because Ochlys and Virginia peer pressured me to

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                mandrin was the simp test, and all the fujos fell for jailing gammel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't recruit Gammel and he turns out to go into fricking slave trade. The fact that I didn't get to execute him the second time is brutal.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, he hates himself too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can he be so based?

      >90% of players jailed him because muh town watch

      never seen such a punchable face before. they knew what they were doing

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Josef doesn’t have a single rapport with a non human character
    Huh…I thought the whole keep the bloodline pure thing was a meme…

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bought an extra 2 physical copies (1 PS5, 1 Switch) for the nephew and the bro-in-law, they like it so far. Wonder who they'll ring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do keep us posted

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people are STILL defending Virginia, the cousin-murdering princess
    Cope is off the charts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad we're still just making stuff up for our arguments! Nothing like exercising a little creative liberty for being moronic!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redeemed by the wiener

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next cope will be that the murder plan had actually just been Virginia planning to surprise Alain with a birthday party and the knife was actually for the cake that Leah was hiding behind her back and she just told Gilbert she would kill Alain so he wouldn't spill the beans.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was gonna pick it up for the card game but $40 in bullshit fees
    lol
    lmao even

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn surprised they didn't add a tip on there as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Service fee
      >12.49
      I better get my dick licked with that price

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, chose Chloe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your thoughts on chloe ash?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice thighs. It's no wonder she's the only one who gives Alain a kid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so fricking plain

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people like plain girls.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          deserves endless pats

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay friends I'm off to go play the game and avoid this place entirely until I beat it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ring fran

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you know what's best for you you should keep avoiding this hellhole afterwards, too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just remember to ask about any doubts you could have with commands. When it comes to enemies it's relatively simple to accurately target what you want but when it comes to allies and buffs, plenty of conditions won't be of much use.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All your bros stay virgins except for the few who are married to NPCs
    Kinda cringe

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bestrals at night time while in fast forward are funny to look at. They just zoom across maps

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite running gag was Nina insulting people. Her saying that Gammel was a nice guy despite looking like a corpse was great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if i like my eggs a little crunchy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He took it pretty well all things considered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nina has the best bants.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what would she say if alain had black hair

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nina conveniently becomes color-blind if Alain ever uses a mirror.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes Alain a fop in her eyes when most other girls consider him a flirt?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's a brat. It's mostly older woman that Alain ends up seducing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fop just means a fancy lad. You can be a fancy lad and still flirt.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like how we call everyone here a homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a homosexual, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite running gag was Nina insulting people. Her saying that Gammel was a nice guy despite looking like a corpse was great.

        See that? Insulting royalty by calling him a slur? She's LITERALLY threatening to murder Alain, she's going to slit his throat with eggshells in his omelettes. You were warned, bros.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol Virginiaschizo

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She'll get him! Just you wait! The next time he eats eggs and he's toast!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Nina proposes to Alain this early in the game!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      See that? Insulting royalty by calling him a slur? She's LITERALLY threatening to murder Alain, she's going to slit his throat with eggshells in his omelettes. You were warned, bros.

      Too bad her curse against AlainGOD backfired and now she's the one making failed omeletes for the rest of her life!

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making a thread about someone no one ever talks about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go for it buff angel bro

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not using the other thread, dumbass didn't put "Unicorn Overlord" in the title.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lied I'm not gonna make a new thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mug_dropping.wav

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lied it was actually a cold thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      'tis a sad fate indeed

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sick of all the Alain dick-riding. He's just so boring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Galerius

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zenoira has wifi?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try Scarlett, this isn't gonna make the elf girls wanna frick him less.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like Scarlett wouldn't be able to shittalk Alain even if she was just trying to pretend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to hell Galerius

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alain can be a fricking bloodthirsty, revenge-oriented monster that fricks elves.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giethe did nothing wrong

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