I feel like most of you homosexuals started playing them because of peer pressure and validation seeking, with all the ecelebs and redditors shilling the shit out of them as "must play" "classic" "masterpiece" you felt like you had to play them to feel like a real gaymer, to not be embarrassed in vidya discussion and to be a cool "souls vet"
As you played them for the first time, you realized it's fricking unfun garbage, you were very frustrated but you kept forcing yourself through out of pride, because shaming is common in this cult, you don't want to be told "filtered" "git gud" "skill issue".
These games are designed so that you get a "reward" in the form of a relief after beating a frustrating boss fight, just in time before it gets too frustrated and you quit the game. And then you get into a sunk cost fallacy and you keep playing it until the end. After finishing the game you finally get to be part of the fromsoftware brand cult, it was a fricking torture but you cope, you invent poetic attributes to the game and you disregard all the obvious flaws and lack of basic features.
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I’m moving different
This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath
We smoking Symbiote
Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
We smoking dung beetle
I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick
We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers
We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy smell like a Hellcat V8
We smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles
I’m sick in the head
I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes
I’m on them Nashville nibblers
I left my Margiela’s in the Benz truck, I’ll have to stunt on them next time
I don’t give a frick if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways
I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak
We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, I’ll fricking kill you
Call that pussy The Matrix, cause I’m in this b***h and I can’t get out
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps
I’m moving like French Montana: haan
Welcome to the Cream Kingdom b***h, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls
My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson
You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit
Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example
Y'all gotta stop playing with me man
I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me man
i tgought dark aouls 1 was fantastic. great setting that felt original, wonderful interconnected world, puniahing combat that didnt go over the top with every boss having infiniite hp bar and 5 different phases, slow movement that seemed ro resonate with the depressive setting, memorable music and so on.
2, 3 and elden ring were passionless cashgrabs to me. bloodborne was different enoigh to be interesting, demons souls was cool but feels like a beta version of ds1 when you go back to it, sekiro is a completely different game.
It's OK to be bad at videogames, it's not a job, you don't have to make up reasons why are the games are shit because you couldn't overcome the challenge
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I like the b***hes in these games
I think the appeal of these games is very simple.
You die a lot. You lose souls when you die. You want to get back to those souls.
This loss/recovery cycle forces you to start being very deliberate. You start making little plans about how you will move through the world.
its this planning element that really is the charm of these games, in my opinion. many games dont have this, you just run to where you need to be.
your post sounds like cope but you're not even self aware enough to realize it
what am i coping? your post sounds like meme words strung together
Exploration and secrets
I have heard others say that they’re similar to Zelda in that regard which I haven’t played, but if you have then you probably get the idea.
Zelda games are fun, incredibly detailed and polished, full of sandbox activities and features, they are a gem of technology and engineering
Don't compare Zelda to soulshit
You're right nuzelda trash shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence as soulskino
muh difficulty so unwashed virgins can feel something in their wee wee
exploring and finding new things(equipment, magic, environments, bosses) and using that equipment and magic to overcome those environments and bosses
it's really not complicated.
It's ok OP, you got filtered. Go play your bing bing wahoo game on easiest difficulty.
Atmosphere, bosses, enemy variety, gameplay, combat, story, characters, setting, pacing and art. All of them make the games more engaging (both in and outside of the game) and to me personally that's the most important thing a game should do.
This is all true but one thing that I've grown to increasingly appreciate more with time is the fact that there's very little talking, cutscenes and such and you start playing/controlling your character almost the moment you start the game but the story telling isn't lacking. FromSoft has this way of succinctly telling a story that doesn't get into the way of gameplay but it makes the world you're in even richer than some games that expo dump on you dozens of texts and mindless npc chatters and cinematic cutscenes.
>describes every single game before 1995
That's why I said with time. There are still good games like that being made but they're mostly indie. I cannot stand most AAA games for that reason among others.
my first ever playstation trophy was the phalanx demon 11 years ago and this moron is saying i only played it because ecelebs told me it was a 'must play classic masterpiece'
we don't care
see you're validation seeking
git gud
post builds
>I don't like beer, so everyone else must be pretending to like it to seem more manly
I'm an eceleb and I don't shill this game.
>"i got filtered" ad nauseum
Riveting stuff op
i hit the bad man with my sword