>uses machine gun to cruelly maim and kill dozens of pinkerton agents

>uses machine gun to cruelly maim and kill dozens of pinkerton agents
>annihilate entire psychopath cave
>Mercilessly mows down 50 army soldiers

>"I'm afraid"

Never in my life have I laughed so hard to a line.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >slit people's throats to steal their horses and only gets 200 bucks out of it
    nice

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      200 was a ton of money back then.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >murderer briefly realizes his actions have consequences
    >supposed to be a sad and deep turning point for the character
    >goes back to murdering people immediately afterwards

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I CLAPPED WHEN COWBOY MAN WAS SAD!

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get whats funny about the line

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a fat hypocrite and acts and talks like all his killings and bad deeds never fricking happened it's insanely funny.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        did you even play the game?

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit movie game

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're looking for

      [...]

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes I am a murderer and a thief, and yes I do lead a gang full of murderers, thieves, rapists, conmen, usurers, pimps and prostitutes, but if there's one thing I can't abide it's people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And inbred southern hillbillies.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >uses machine gun to cruelly maim and kill dozens of pinkerton agents
    Based.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Triminutely remidner that Black Lung was a PIECE OF SHIT and Micah was a better person. Micah saved everyone at the very start of the game. Black Lung questioned everything since the start of the game and got the gang killed.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Big talk from a fat man who got his ass nearly beaten to death by a walking corpse.
      I do wish Arthur could steal Micah's mustache style though. Shit was fricking sweet.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Micah sold out everyone on the boat job moron

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      based black lung hater and based Micah appreciator

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm afraid"
    He has a terminal illness that will kill him by inches, assuming he doesn't get shot to death in schemes he is becoming more and more disillusioned with. When confronted with a person of the cloth he confesses that he knows he's damned to hell for a live of wanton violence, and he's not terribly excited about it.
    The thing he had put all his stock in, after his own family had been murdered, which he believes was divine retribution for being a scumbag, was Dutch, Hosea, and the rest of the gang. He believed any actions he took for them were worth it because he was following Dutch's torch in the darkness. When he finally opens his eyes to who dutch really is, and what he was willing to sacrifice it dawns on him that even his reflexive deflection of "i did what I had to do" turns out to be bullshit.
    Also that scene only happens if you're a high honor arthur that did all the side quests in the right order at the right time. If you don't you wind up with a different scene, Swanson cleaned up and leaving on a train.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Little too late when his killcount was in the hundreds canonically. Think of all of those people lives, plenty were innocent. Think of how afraid and how deep their characters could have been. You're asking me to care for a character that mowed down people like they were nothing.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Little too late
        Which is why he's afraid. Death is at his door, and he's doing some personal accounting.
        His entire life had been devoted to following dutch and building a community and lifestyle they believed in, that could hopefully live on beyond him. Turns out that was always bullshit spun from an egomaniac that never really cared about anything but being king dingaling.
        On top of that, if there is any kind of afterlife, with a just and wise god, Arthur is aware that he should by all rights be thrown into the biggest hottest fires of hell. And he did it for nothing.
        When the nun tries to tell arthur that there's always some hope left of redemption he laughs because he doesn't want it because he doesn't think he's worth it.
        And as far as arthur's body count, its a rockstar video game. I just take it for granted it happens in an alternate universe where you can't go to the corner store for milk without 15 Tarantino and Michael Bay finales happening simultaneously.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mow down innocent guards on a boat that you robbed

    i-im afraid...

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arthur was the real joker

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    T. Brainlet

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    every western game is oblivious to their psychopathic hypocrisy, and don't even get me started on their views on sex (sex bad nooo you can't like women thats mysog-) kms

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >psychopathic hypocrisy
      RDR2 makes sense if you understand that whoever wrote it is an ancap.
      The whole "redemption" of Arthur is learning that, if you are going to commit crimes, the victims should be the government, and not random civilians.

      Of course, both SJWs and the "alt right" or whatever lose their shit because they don't even realize libertarianism exists so they try to pin it on the other or something.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >libertarianism exists
        no it doesnt, moron

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