Vault 69

>1 man
>999 women
could you survive anon?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, we would outnumber him easily

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      op said woman. not trans homosexuals

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          and your should exterminate yourself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just kill the man and the fight is basically over

      Only one penis is allowed in this vault. Everyone was prechecked months before the bombs dropped and checked again on entry

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this sounds like a gaping hard core sex movie pushes by esg funds

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just kill the man and the fight is basically over

      you would be in the troony vault, no prep for future generations needed

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just kill the man and the fight is basically over

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying women get along
      Vault 68 (the opposite) would go fine once the woman is raped to death
      I personally see 69 becoming a dictatorship under the man, if he dies the Vault is fricked.
      Men cooperate unless a woman is involved, woman can't cooperate unless a man is directing it.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no ass
    what do the other 998 women look like?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so brainwashed by the junk food industry you think a perfectly fina ass is not actually an ass and instead desire a sagging cellulite blob

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't desire a sagging cellulite blob
        Actual homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't indoctrinate me. I likes what I likes. what are you gay?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Are we looking at the same picture? Are you a baboon Black person ass lover, is that it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      American post.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure I'd still be a virgin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all gay people are virgins. you can only have real sex with the opposite gender. everything else is just sodomy

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want 999 women.
    I want to make people happy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Np!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks Anon, have a good day too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't work, but thanks for the effort anyway anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      very wholesome post

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fairly certain the 999 women would probably just risk leaving the vault.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick her 999 times

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they all looked like this, no i would not survive

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dealing with 999 women's bullshit
    >Raising any number of children with any of them
    You're either going to end up dead by their hand or by your own.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Survival depends entirely on how weapons are distributed.

    If me and my chosen hotties can reach the armory first we win. If the jealous femcels get there first it's gameover for the vault: a few decades of lesbianism and then death.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >999 women
    can i have just one?
    but she has to love me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But she has to love me
      Literal impossibility, sorry anon. Women cannot "love" in the true sense of the word.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        your mum loves me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm fairly certain that no one loves you and never will, anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have a wife and two kids. you bitter c**t

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              And she'll leave you the moment she gets a better offer or it becomes more convenient to do so. Your point?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it isn't even the convenience or better offer, they do it off emotions. Could just go walk in a mall and then she goes "that movie theater boy got me feeling, I will go frick him"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it isn't even the convenience or better offer, they do it off emotions. Could just go walk in a mall and then she goes "that movie theater boy got me feeling, I will go frick him"

                cope. did mummy leave daddy? boo hoo poor you, dont worry, just go back to playing video games as your life speeds forwards. do another play through of zelda

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds to me like you're the one coping from that response, but go ahead.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                happily married with two kids living the dream. it warms my heart knowing there are sad c**ts like you in this world. probably have video game posters on the wall, bedsheets bought by parents. let me guess - you have a keyboard that lights up lmfao please post your desktop wallpaper so we can all laugh at the anime shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is quite the larp, anon.
                If you really were happy in life you wouldn't feel the need to point and laugh at the made up situations about anons in your head, would you? Not that you'd actually know.

                >doesn't post his wallpaper
                LMFAO

                Holy frick I mindbroke you quickly. I expected at least a little resistance. Okay, I guess that other anon can take partial credit, but still.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                where is the wallpaper, what anime is it?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Strawmanning/projecting this hard
                Uhuh. I knew it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't post his wallpaper
                LMFAO

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 Shota
    >999 30+ years old women
    Ftfy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the autism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the answer is the man commits suicide within a week

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >breed as many women as possible
    >the entire second generation of residents are half-siblings
    what now, vault-tec?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      excluding the tards that may appear during the first generation, would the second generation onwards start getting better or are they forever cursed by inbreeding?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >would mass inbreeding be bad?
        Is that really your question?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kill myself. I won't deal with 3D when I already have my waifu in my head.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't I? You're not mandated to constantly have sex or anything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's matriarchy, you're doomed to be killed or enslaved.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes you are, its literally in the contract. you have a quota of 6 cream pies a day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh God frick no. There would be hot girls to frick, but the ugly ones would be lusting as well. Plus the amount of cat fights that would go nuclear, the amount of whining, almost any kid being born would be killed from jealousy. Virgins and children will think it great, it would be hell with slight benefits.

      women are more lusty than men

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek imagine the week all 999 women are on their period. hiding in the ventilation system from them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH FRICK I didn't even consider the periods. But also thought that many of the girls will go lesbain and/or just fricking HATE men to point that they might rape the only guy (in the ass) and torture/kill him. Women are the cruelest creatures on the planet that are contained by sex, but they are heroin addicts to that.
          Women could take over the world, but that would mean they would have responsibilities and they want to be dominated but don't want others to know that.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fricking HATE men to point that they might rape the only guy (in the ass) and torture/kill him.
            That's every women, I hate them. A explosive belt is an requirement to make sure that they can't torture you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't been in a relationship before have you?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fallout 5
    >walk into Vault 69
    >skeletons everywhere, terminals, the usual bullshit
    >as you make your way through the moldy corridors you read up on the women's squabbling and their opinions on the only male in the
    >some women became lesbians, the others ended themselves but it seemed as though there was only ever 1 generation present
    >at the end of the Vault you find out that despite being the literal only male among the thousand of people of the vault he never managed to even hold hands with one, let alone start a relationship

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn she is making white women look really bad with her aging I wonder if the israelites planned this some how

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turns out not caking your face with chemicals on a daily basis is actually GOOD for your skin?! How could this have happened?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok story but why would a woman kill themselves if there was no guy they wanted attention from?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    999 women would absolutely eradicate 98% of you motherfrickers in a matter of seconds.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me you'd only need one

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >999 fricking morons to frick things up and b***h at me while I do all the work
    would die by my own hand

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you got a small army of these guys working for you so your only job would be 6 creampies per day

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once the novelty of sex for days wears off... I fully expect to hang myself from having to listen to all these womens "problems" for decades.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only true answer. Sexlets really do put pussy on an ungodly high pedestal.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you anons could be locked in this vault and you’d STILL wind up incels.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you’d STILL wind up incels.
      The term is volcel in that situation, but then that would mean it would be harder for you to use the one insult you're allowed to use so I get it, anon.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    of course i would, who else could open canned food?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell. it would also get violent real quick

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could you survive anon?
    Depends on how much of a sex addict are they, but I don't think I could last more than a month, at least the population would duplicate every year.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The inbreeding issue could be solved by the first man not breeding all the women and his children breeding the rest.

    Sure, everyone would become related at some point, but I guess there is no avoiding it.
    Also, there is no telling what kind of gene-editing technology exists in the vault. You could just make sure inbreeding does not produce undesirable results using some kind of FEV-lite

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your logic is moronic seeing as most of those adult women would most likely have begun to hit menopause by the time those kids are sexually mature enough to continue breeding.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it really depends on the age of the women who entered the vault. They could have been newborns or small children

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They could have been newborns or small children
          You sick frick.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would grab a bat and lead them on a chase around the vault taking on 3-4 at a time. Women can't take many hits to the cranium so each individually should go down quick. So long as I watch my six and don't have a banshee jump on my back I should be fine. I'll be hopped up on Pyscho and Jet so sleep shouldn't be a problem.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 is the absolute maximum I might manage and even that is pushing it.
    999 is just asking to be murdered in a woman moment.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just wouldn't have sex with any of them. Humanity is fricked by that point so why bother trying to let it survive.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kill myself just to condemn them to a completely dickless future.
    God I hate women.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will join one of them in holy matrimony. The other 998 women will just have to deal with it sorry.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >accept this experiment, excited about all the sex I’m going to have
    >demographics are okay. Sure some uglies but for efficiency usually doing it with 5 at a time so always at least one to look at whilst forcing myself
    >3 weeks later
    >dick chafed as frick
    >factions have formed
    >rights have been determined based on certain parameters
    >except for myself
    >all conversations that involve me treat me as a currency or utility
    >women who are nice to me get punished
    >if I pick a favourite they will receive extra benefits, causing women to do outlandish things to get my attention (not sexy outlandish, but just incredibly baffling things)
    >have to be kept under guard at all times by the die hard lesbians so as to avoid any attempts on my life
    >sex has gone from enjoyable to scheduled, mandated and impersonalised
    >a gloryhole was made solely so that I wouldn’t see or pick favourites
    >not allowed to have any form of entertainment, the most scientifically minded state that I could develop paraphilias that reduce my libido leading to less efficiency
    >a good number of woman aren’t even interested in sex for the feeling anymore, just doing it get inseminated
    >biting incidents mean that only veganal penetration is allowed
    >kept in a constantly drugged state, can’t leave
    >only ever feeling I have is a pain in my prostate, not even the pleasure of sex
    >senses fading away, will stop being alive long before I truly die

    Heaven

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her boyfriend is some weird basedboi albino stick man, but good for him.

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