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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP will never know freedom from the voices

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would be funny if it weren't so tragic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TWO
      *CLAP*
      MORE
      *CLAP*
      WEEKS
      *CLAP*

      it would be funny if it weren't so tragic

      Dick status?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you hear them too?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aaaah, the chaos gods speak clearly now!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TWO
      *CLAP*
      MORE
      *CLAP*
      WEEKS
      *CLAP*

      it would be funny if it weren't so tragic

      Wait, you all fell for the vaxx meme?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just two more weeks right anon

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TWO
    *CLAP*
    MORE
    *CLAP*
    WEEKS
    *CLAP*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      until crownfall

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CANCER
      TAKES
      15
      YEARS.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they just shoop him into a stock image or something?
    Or is he an ai now, did he merge with the money printer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Or is he an ai now, did he merge with the money printer?
      Honestly an AI personality replica of Gabe would probably be a less terrible successor than whatever real person is lined up for the role.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only deranged schizoids didn't get vaxxed. for everyone else, you don't even need to ask

      is everyone moronic on this board?

      especially ones that have lost a frick ton of weight, ol gabe is probably on ozempic like everyone else who is aging and needs to lose weight

      ITS AI YOU IDIOTS

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude is worth billions, but he hires Pajeets to photoshop his portraits. kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is the weird stick wand behind him?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers dont know what a fishing pole is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a fricking moron lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a fricking moron
          so its a sex thing? It delays fricking? Climaxing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHY ARE ZOOMERS SO FRICKING STUPID?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will you guys stop fricking saying that for like two minutes? It might be a new steam product to go with the Steam Deck peripheral for like sword fighting or something

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    only deranged schizoids didn't get vaxxed. for everyone else, you don't even need to ask

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is everyone moronic on this board?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are on fricking Ganker. this is the bottom of the internet.

      what did you expect?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but you can see from the upper left of his forehead that the light is coming from the upper left, downwards. Not from the right horizontally to the left, and nothing would make a "shadow" like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        WEIRD
        LOOSE
        NECK
        SKIN

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but from where it's dangling wouldn't he have beard on that neck skin?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are more than one light source you fricking donkey

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        portrait photography uses multiple lights you walnut

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The perspective on his glasses is completely wrong. The, the frame on the left should be closer to the edge of his face. The reflection on the left lens doesn't match how the shadows fall across his face, under his chin, and around his neck. Look at the edge of his left ear, it is completely cut off. The smile-line on his left side doesn't even remotely match his right. His hairline is higher than this picture based on

        Dude is worth billions, but he hires Pajeets to photoshop his portraits. kek

        and the color of his hair isn't correct unless he dyed it, but didn't bother to do the same to his beard.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the perspective is correct, the reflection matches the shadow perfectly (high light), the fact that theres a tangent line with his ears shows that its not edited because thats one of the first things you would edit , faces are never symmetrical so the laugh lines are natural, hairline looks about the same adjusting for perspective, and the hair color is literally the same (adjusting for lighting).
          how do you get literally everything wrong?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can see the fricking light in his glasses you braindead little mongrel
        If the light came from either side only youd see shadows around his nose and eyes you cant be that moronic

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he used to look so friendly
    I miss fat gabe

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anons learn that old men have weird loose neck skin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      especially ones that have lost a frick ton of weight, ol gabe is probably on ozempic like everyone else who is aging and needs to lose weight

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rest in pepperoni, big man

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Gabe looks like Robin Williams now?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >140 IQ
    >still falls for the botox your stomach injections

    Oh no no no Gabe what are you doing dude

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    y-you were r-righ anon. i'm sorry for calling you a chud. p-p-please for-f- f

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMASHED and SLAMMED

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone has a weird neck?
    da joos did it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gabe went the extra step and holed up in his island fortress in NZ

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GABE NEWELL REAL

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this picture look A.I generated?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are vaxxed
      in 2 weeks you will your entire family

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve reviewed this evidenc with a group of experts the field. M’afraid he has 2 more weeks.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking morons, he probably went on ozempic

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh vax
    have a nice day

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he's running out of steam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat wealthy people are all on ozempic now, get with the times. Trump's looking real thin as well despite thinking diet and exercise is for queers.

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