>Vertigo skin?
>heterochromia?
That‘s pussy shit. Game developers need to represent the truly ugly and repulsive or their game isn’t inclusive enough. I want multiple sliders for cancerous growths covering my entire face, which determines what areas of my face it covers, how much it hangs down, how jiggly/hard it is and whether the skin is rugged, scarred or infected by a bacterial virus. Frick you, Larian. I want to play as a cancerous blob of uncontrollable growth and romance a hot waifu, who kisses my cancer blob.
>noo not options in my character creator
What do you mean? I want to play cancerous growth man. And you better give the cancerous blob, which replaced his face better jiggle physics than the biggest boobed women in your game.
btfo
Or how about they give us actual customization options instead of wasting resources on this virtue signaling bullshit. There's like a handful of premade face templates, but hey, at least you get to LARP having a skin disease. You may basedface and consoom now.
Doesn't this game only have like 5 head options with no face sliders and 4/5 are ugly muttfaces. So much for options.
>no boobs slider
>no height slider
>no face parts sliders
>one or two usable face per race
>no muscle/fat/weight slider
>useless age slider
>but each of these fantasy races can have white human skin under their fake skin
Huge win sisters!
It's both funny and sad to think 20 years from now we're going to have the most advanced character creation ever where you can actually see the fricking skin oil coming out of your character's pores and their hair grow in real time and every bodily disorder is represented from acne to amputations, but we STILL won't have weight and physics to Body Type B's breasts because "it's not natural for boobs to jiggle."
There are way more people with down syndrome than people with vitiligo worldwide, why didn't they add down syndrome options to the character creator?
down syndrome is not a skin tone
because morons are not equal and everyone knows it.
the average Black person literally has moron level IQ yet every game has Black folk
There are 75 million autistics in this world and not a single autistic rep in this game? So much for diversity, I guess.
Autism didn't exist during this age
Maybe in the same way space didn't exist back then
Exactly. If the entire culture doesn't know of it or understand it then it technically doesn't exist.
>this age
What are you even fricking talking about? The Forgotten Realms is a fantasy setting. If combat wheelchairs can exist, where are the nonverbal autistic Clerics of Primus?
>wheelchair
Why not an omnidirectional magical hover chair in such a fantasy setting? Also, wouldn't it make more sense for him to wield a weapon with some range to it? How do you mess up something so simple?
Shut the frick up you bigot.
That's so dumb, they should've at least mounted front firing mini-ballistae to it.
My dad's in a wheelchair and I'm insulted by the combat wheelchair shit
>Why not an omnidirectional magical hover chair
Whatever you do, don't google "dnd combat wheelchair".
the thing that started this was a PDF that was very, very insistent that the only way to give people representation wasn't any other kind of magical transport, nor mundane wheelchairs, DEFINITELY not wheelchairs with penalties - it had to be the ones she specifically wrote and nothing else
Fantasy used to be actual fantasy. Nobody fantasises about being crippled in a wooden fricking chair in a world with stone steps.
What do you fricking expect? The woke, degenerate shit in BG3 is tame compared to what's in their actual product.
combat wheelchairs aren't actually part of the setting, it's fanmade thing
I could have sworn WoTC came out with a rulebook that canonized it at some point. You just know Ed Greenwood would hop right on that shit, liberal homosexual freak he is.
Why DON'T any of these inclusive modern RPGs let me play as a character in a wheelchair??
Why do they hate end exclude disabled people??
Just break your fingers and try to play. What's the difference?
They will, don't worry. If Dicksuckers and Dragqueens gets more licensed games in response to BG3's success, you will see stunning and brave diverse horrors beyond your comprehension.
They won't actually, because facilitating wheelchairs would be an enormous complication for an action-game centered around able-bodied people
Think of all the extra animations, think of how many story beats would be affected either by them having to make sure no part of it would go differently for a wheelchaired PC OR have scripts to play out differently JUST for this one meme character option
>action-game
There's your problem. They will never make another one of those since the fricking failure that was Dark Alliance 3.
they wont do it for an CRPG either because they would have to make new animations and everything
the reason they have it in PNP is because it takes zero effort
They didn't need to add genital options either, they could've saved some time with permanent undergarments, but they didn't because they want to push a woke agenda.
That's something that required frick-all extra modeling and animation work. Nowhere near the amount of extra effort wheelchairs would involve.
did they need to make all new animations for the characters because of the genitals?
no
By action game I really just meant any game full of people running and fighting and climbing and swimming or whatever
Unless you want completely absurd shit like a wheelchair-bound dude breast-stroking like his chair doesn't weight crap, it would affect the game too much all on its own, this ONE character creator option that's practically a joke
>tfw wheelchair-bound IRL because legs paralyzed from the knee down
>join DnD game
>off-handedly mention in an idle conversation with other players and DM during session 0 while we're making characters about how some c**t double parked in the handicap spot at my workplace, mention I use a wheelchair for context
>DM says "Oh we can use the wheelchair supplement for your character I'm fine with using that homebrew."
>say "When did I mention I wanted to play in a wheelchair in the game? You think I play tabletop games to be reminded of the shit I deal with every day?"
>dead silence
this shit has been actually fricking ableist. fantasy roleplaying game where I can be whatever the frick I want why would I want to still be a fricking cripple?
Lot of people are now used to seeing others wearing whatever category of minority they are proudly like its their entire personality, and just assume cripples will want to leverage their disabilities in the same way
Why would you even consider playing Dungeons and Dragons nowadays? It's shit, it's pure fricking shit, it's for leftist freaks, it's terrible, and everyone who likes it is terrible.
You know, you don't have to use the gay shit if you don't want to. Just play with sane people and a good DM who will stick to the traditional fantasy stuff.
There's no functional difference between saying that and these troony homosexuals screaming at you, telling you to "stay in your lane, chud". Why is the normal majority forced to hide?
Frick are you talking about hide
This has always been a game you play privately in basements and such
The poz is baked into the base game. If you're opposed to it, you have to go to increasingly sinking ships. The homosexuals follow you of course, because they just want to see you suffer. The OSR used to be clean and pure but now there's homosexuals in the OSR.
You type like a pol schizo
'The homosexuals' can't stop you from playing an older edition with friends in your house, as the game has always been played, or even still using a newer edition but just ignoring parts you don't like
'the purity of the OSR' jesus christ
They'll infest those older editions eventually. Watch WoTC re-release AD&D but adjusted to "modern sensibilities", watch it become an absolute hit with poz-holes, watch all online resources revised so as to memory hole the previous, non-pozzed past.
Frick do you mean ' infest those older editions'
YOU CHOOSE who you PLAY with moron
They can't break in to your house and edit the books on your shelves
They’re going to make woke BECMI and you’re going to shrug and accept it because you don’t fight back.
Again, no one is editing the books on your shelf
Assuming you even have any
It's because the point for him isn't playing the game anon. It's attention online FULL STOP and they'll find whatever excuse or hot take they need to get that because they have a very shallow real life.
Don't life your entire life online, it's very boring and makes for very uninteresting conversations online.
Why are you playing games with the types of people who would actually use the nu-DnD shit? I still almost exclusively play 2e and I doubt any of the guys I play with even know about half of the stupid shit WotC has added.
They aren't forced to hide. They just don't interact with things they don't like because they get attention from other sources in their life and it's genuinely not that big a deal.
Your mindset comes from interacting more meaningfully online then with actual humans.
Because it's can be quite fun. Especially the more input you can add to the campaign. Makes it more personal than any vidya can be.
Wouldn't it be a simple matter to heal the cripples with magic instead of giving them a heckin combat wheelchair?
why dont they just heal his fricking legs?
its fantasy
there are documented spells for that full restores body part
So funny that the wheelchair also makes your wildform have one if those doggy wheelchair too
>tfw when you are the DM and your BBEG is a wizard in a tower which has autistically too many stairs and your combat wheelchair PCs can't even use
get back in the wheelchair doned!
you aren't allowed to fantasize about not being crippled!
>and not a single autistic rep in this game?
Gale is extremely autistic Anon.
Autistic here, no he's not, he got to have sex with his goddess. I won't ever get to have sex with mine, or even make it as far as hand holding, God I hate being me.
Why would you play a game made by and for people who hate you?
Did I not say I hate being me? As such I use me me time to pretend I'm other people.
Why are you so whipped, so capitulating, so vigorless? These leftist homosexual freaks want to see you and everyone like you hurt, and you're giving them exactly what they want.
>Why are you so whipped, so capitulating, so vigorless?
Because there's only so much fight in a man, only so many times you can knock him down before he stops getting back up.
There are 3 autists talking about the iron guard near the gate just before the lower city entrance.
Half of the gondians are autists
God damn, could you imagine? All the people taking the down syndrome face on a low INT run, devs scrambling to explain themselves, memes practically generating themselves. Pure chaos.
there's already an asian se
tting
allow me to explain:
peepo wif downsyndrome do not be complaining
Because people with Down's syndrome aren't autistic enough to make a big fricking stink about their lack of representation in video games.
Think about that for a moment.
Well karlach can be headless, so that's something.
>Vertigo skin
Ive meet only 2-3 people in my whole life who actually have this shit
why do Western devs have a strong need to
have this for representation
I fricking guarantee one of the female devs or it's child has it.
it's DEI boxchecking ffs, vitiligo can be considered a disability
Don't forget that its VERY VISIBLE, it STANDS OUT HARD
When you want everyone to see you being diverse and shit, that's a huge plus
The reason every game has it is:
>inclusivity (black's disease)
>really easy to add in
Obviously they won't add in some greater disfigurement because it would take a lot more effort, and potentially require a character creation system that doesn't suck dick.
It also reminds me of the whole circumcision thing in cyberpunk. By putting in minute shit like this, it gives the impression that your character creation is more detailed than it really is. Why would you include something a percentage of a percentage of a percentage of people have? Well, one would have to assume that your character creation system is so complex that even the most miniscule detail HAS to be included. Then when you actually fire it up it's:
>Bodytype A bodytype B (this refers to sex, the game most likely has two character models which are the same build everytime)
>no height because unless you're an mmo or dragon's dogma it's too hard
>is basically just a face + skintone select screen
It's not a black people disease, it's just most visible on a black person.
It's an autoimmune disorder, but where are the others? Why can't my character have rheumatoid arthritis? Or Crohn's disease?
It became a trend in the tumblr circles in recent years to give your characters vitiligo for mindlessly easy virtue signaling points so this is probably just an extension of that.
>recent years
More like almost a decade ago. That was peek 2011-2015 tumblr homosexualry, nowadays tumblr has fallen to no social impact since the porn purge depopulated them and the social climber clout chasers ran to twitter alongside the porn.
>take normal skin thats already been made
>apply eraser to it
>add copy of original skin
>reduce transparency to 50%
>color correct
>wah lah, you have a diverse and incluse new character option
way easier than pushing vertices around in 3dimensions while ensure your new face doesnt break existing animations
Despite the setting being clearly based on medieval Europe, the architecture should reflect the diverse world we live in today. There should be Japanese style pagodas with rock gardens and bamboo forests. There should be Egyptian stone pyramids, Incan temples, African straw huts, Indian temples with onion domes. Why not?
I just want them to remove the caucasian option
vitiligo is the easiest and most striking 'abnormality' you can put into a game.
tourette? priapism? thosew would be fun and striking and priapism is also easy to implement
Funniest part about vertigo is people with it are extremely self conscious about it and dont want it but western devs put them in games, lmao
ah frick i just typed what OP put, I meant vitiligo
That's ok, we all still believe you're an expert on this subject and not a random moron.
what about people with revitiligo?
>they're self conscious, that means the world should do what it can to ignore them rather than accept them
moron?
if they put an inbred option in like in crusader kings would that be "inbred positive"?
I humbly request genital warts while modern game devs are at it.
>Choose human
>Defaults to black skin tone
This is a game based off white culture
But pale skin comes from Neanderthals, so black being the default technically makes more sense
Wrong
Burn victim face, Scoliosis (twisted spine), thalidomide victim, wheelchair, cerebral palsy
male human knight
time to game
> Holy shit, this man's eyes are too pale!
> Let's compare him to cripples!
That's why it's in the game
?
It's okay when Japan does it.
Nobody actually likes Suiseiseki though.
There should be an option where you can choose to have no arms or legs and you just wiggle around like a worm
>heterochromia?
>tfw when you have heterochromia but almost nobody notices because the difference is so slight
What are the colors, anon? I thought they usually contrast pretty hard. One pale blue eye and one dark brown one.
one is green, the other is a lighter green.
How much lighter?
decently. but most people don't notice, it's not really a big difference. my own mother didn't notice for years. I mostly notice it in bright sunlight, one eye is more "resistant" to it, the darker one.
Wrong Thread lmao my bad
Is that JC?
I don't get how they put out that actual complaining about people just going "boring human" and not exploring the character creator, it's honestly a fairly shallow thing with many limitations
vitiligo is the trending deformity because the vax kills skin cells and they want to normalize it so it seems common enough for inclusion
amazing there is no weight sliders considering it’s targeting the rpg community
I enjoy the freckle slider. I especially enjoy how it emulates the disguting coating of the shoulders with them when the slider is maxed, its true to real life gingers.
I thought vitiligo was some kind of horsewiener condition, because I kept seeing it only in mlp porn years ago.
vitiligo is meme that was added because some of those gay Hollywood morons Jos Whedon invites to play D&D with him and Felicia Day on their reddit le pro-gamers channel kept pushing it, or something.
it's easy for a dev to easily lump it in along with a variety of dumb facial tattoos. yet somehow the BODY doesn't get tattoo options. you know, all that skin that is more commonly tat'd up by ordinary people? whadabout tattoo on their chest, arms, back, ass, legs? nope we only tattoo FACES around the Forgotten Realms because adding tats to body is harder to implement.
why LGBBG3 trannies are on constant suicide watch? How long do you think they will defend this garbage and their genderless state?
the only reason id be on suicide watch is because im playing this game too much for my own good
"test subject behavior is shifting towards addiction,
subject started to act like other addicted social rejects, similar to drug addicts or an alcoholic, going to increase dosage of hormone pills to see if anything changes"
Admitting the game is addictive is a compliment, anon
"test subject started to project his delusions, he is not just eating shit, he is loving it, alerting Chairman Sven israelitestein for extra steps, we need to purify this test chamber"
"Subject 2 start to question his choices and blame other people, recommended dosage will cause overdose"
are you saying that you are forcefully transitioning me or what
fallout 4 kinda let you do this. you could make really fricked up characters without even messing with the face shape sliders
>kinda late for something
>got on the bus
>next stop some wheelchair tard try to get on
>have to spend 15 mins getting him on the bus
>2 stops later he want to get off
>spend another 15 mins getting him off the bus
If only his combat wheelchair grapple hook worked in real life
couldnt you just push him out?
I hate how people insist on making characters 100% match people in reality.
I don't fricking understand why someone in a wheelchair or with some bullshit skin disease can't identify with a regular healthy character.
my wife actually has vitiligo irl and she thinks its cool when games have it in the character customizer. yet she has never made a character with it. she always plays a big tittied hot fantasy bimbo. explain that one
She likes to be represented, but like most people with some kind of... let's be both nice and very broad and say... "non-standard feature", she fantasizes about being the kind of hottie that gets everyone's attention. What's to explain?
yeah, precisely. the most interesting thing about it is that the uglification of women in modern games has actually driven her (a casual gamer) away. if she can't make a hot character she doesn't want to play the game. who is the target audience? she didn't make it past the character creator in Starfield, for example, and went straight back to playing Sims 4.
"hey, I can have vitiligo, cool"
"...why do they all look like that"
"eh frick this game"
(proceeds to buy the magic realm dlc for her shitty autistic game instead)
well done Todd.
make a mod then, homosexual
Heterochromia is based. My character WILL have a green and blue eye
The only reason I like this degenerate fall of rome shit is that some day we'll be able to make characters that have smelly smegma futanari wieners
>heterochromia
now I can be muh cool anime protagonist with muh demon eye
There really should be more playable non-humanoid characters in games. Like blobs or cubes or eldritch monster things.
I'm a burn victim and do not feel represented by this game. i also stuck to a twin and have a small third arm that was never amputated. This game is awfully bigoted.
i've never seen anyone with such skin condition, why is everyone pushing so hard for this particular skin disease when bad hairlines aren't even a common hairstyle choice?
>bacterial virus
virus
hm??