Victoria 3

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>Victoria 3 is a 2022 grand strategy video game developed by Paradox Development Studio and published by Paradox Interactive. It is a sequel to the 2010 game Victoria II and was released on 25 October 2022.
Latest DLC: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2282100/Victoria_3_Voice_of_the_People/
Future DLC: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2411231/Victoria_3_Sphere_of_Influence/
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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know if it's playable yet and there is too much internet noise around that i can't ask this question without angry people replying to me saying it's shit cuz it's new

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play it. Vic3 is a shit game but it is just polished enough in a few ways/better than vic2 in a few specific niches that it reactivated my anger at many of the shit systems in Vic2. Now whenever I play Vic2 I just get overcome by rage at what could've been if paradox didn't fumble the bag so fricking badly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for the response anon
        i was around when victoria 1 was the only victoria and i remember when the trade wasn't automated
        by fricking god, when i played victoria 2 i almost cried with joy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          mind you, crying cuz the trade was automated
          victoria 2 is not THAT fun

          Trade was unautomated in Vic1?? Boomer GSG's were truly built different.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ironic that the circle closed with trade also being unautomated in vic3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for the response anon
        i was around when victoria 1 was the only victoria and i remember when the trade wasn't automated
        by fricking god, when i played victoria 2 i almost cried with joy

        mind you, crying cuz the trade was automated
        victoria 2 is not THAT fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i dont know if it's playable yet
      Nah not really, and probably never will be. There are issues DLC can solve like countries being too samey/lack of content, but the big problem of the game won't be fixed with an update.
      It's that there's basically nothing to do in the game. Most PDS games are all about the buildup to diplomatic tensions and ultimately war, through construction/economics/diplomacy/etc. But in Vic3, diplomacy and war are both awful.
      Because of diplomatic plays, all diplo in the game boils down to one of two outcomes: the AI folds and gives you whatever you want, or they don't fold so it's just war. So the diplomacy is really just a fancy looking UI for justifying war. Once a war is justified it gets automatically declared and you can't change wargoals/ask for new shit/change terms in the middle of a war, which is just silly. EU4 is a meme mana game and even its diplomacy is way way better. Honestly even civ has better diplomacy because you can trade things that matter outside of war, do collective actions like denunciation, win through diplo etc
      And then there's the actual war. Which is simply terrible. They made it so abstract you can barely control anything, but in doing so they somehow made it MORE difficult to get the outcomes you want. If I could just tard wrangle my soldiers on the actual map and click to tell them where to go, wars would be way less annoying and take LESS micro, but somehow that's too difficult. They had to be "brave" and make the "bold" decision to make the war system AFK line-staring.
      I guess that's the whole game really. AFK line-staring. You build buildings to build more construction to build more buildings. Construction is just the HOI4 construction queue btw.
      There are like 30 billion other issues but its not worth going into it. Disappointing game. A 4X that cuts out two of the X's and replaces them with idling. if it wasn't named "victoria" or released by Paradox it'd be forgotten by now tbqh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ty for the detailed response anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit and it's new

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bad game

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unfinished garbage, and they are trying to sell the game piecemeal.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a new threat?
    my anus is trembling with excitement!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stfu Black person. there is no war. Do NOT PLAY.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is war, there’s just no autistic micromanagement cheese

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But I want to be able to beat a great power like France by moving my troops into a mountain province or trapping 5 million Frenchmen on Cyprus.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As Liechtenstein, and within 10 years of starting the game, and outnumbered 1000:1, that is.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i haven't tried victoria 3, i like the idea of war not being micromanage heavy but ive heard the system doesn't even work correctly

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          V3 is the worst of both worlds: you have very little control over armies, but they still require constant micromanagement (else you get fricked by random front splits). The one part that allows direct control are naval invasions, which are hilariously exploitable. Any minor nation can declare war on UK day 1 and win war reps / recognition.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        war is the be all end all of these games. why even play otherwise?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you are wrong though, that or you are probably a MPBlack person

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >+1 upvote!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              not an argument

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                ESLs are such fricking dullards lol. too dumb and unskilled for starcraft so they treat victoria 2 like some easy to win history themed RTS

                victoria 2 was great, it's just a shame they decided to make victoria 3 with homosexual r*dditors as their target audience. really, what do you even play for? Muh economy?? wowzers holy shit! number go up! so fricking cool! now that you have built up this sick nasty economy what are you gonna do with it? there's no tangible way to enjoy the fruits of your labor without warfare. it's literally the spice of life in these games.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                immediately could tell by the tone of this post that you're underage, don't care + don't reply to me again

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                go play a different genre you moronic ESL homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >+1 upvote!

          ESLs are such fricking dullards lol. too dumb and unskilled for starcraft so they treat victoria 2 like some easy to win history themed RTS

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the best part about his kind is that they treat the game like a military sim then complain that it's a boring blobfest

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              gsg will never evolve as long as this is the main consumer base

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the best part about his kind is that they treat the game like a military sim then complain that it's a boring blobfest

            Can you and your bum buddy please frick off back to troonycord?
            Your ESL shit is unfunny

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              there's no way this isn't the same guy replying to himself, right?

              Grow a pair you butthurt gays

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                translation: put up with my obnoxiousness forever because I'm /vst/'s resident schizo like the MARBLE FLOOR dumpster diver guy or the DCS player who's obsessed with shitting on Ace Combat

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It’s three letters you over sensitive pussy. Pick up a fricking barbell your T levels need it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ive no clue who he is, i dont use discord
              he just agreed with me on the Gankerz

              [...]
              there's no way this isn't the same guy replying to himself, right?

              so am i samegayging or are we discord raiders? make up your mind

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ive no clue who he is
                Yeah he just happens to post less then a minute after you and completely agrees with your ESL obsessed bullshit
                You're not fooling anyone iphone troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds, genuinely no clue who he is and i am not the one who used ESL as an insult but him

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >genuinely no clue who he is
                stop gaslighting me zoomer troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >calling yourself based
                Hello iphone troony

                who is this homosexual and why does he have such a stick up his ass constantly in every thread I open

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You breaking character now?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hello ESL

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Methinks the homosexual doth protest too much.

                Someone said he was brown and he got mad so he posted a picture of his hand

                lmao he literally looks like the people he used to mock

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >third world ESL mad at an Aryan for actually being white
                top kek as they say

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >LARPing as a NatSoc while being a chinlet Amerimutt

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                speak english esl

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ahem:
                >Pretending to be a Nazi whilst being someone they would've gassed to death, also your jawline sucks and you're probably like 20% German at the very most

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you just described every esl here though

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                also yourself so what's your game here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                a shitposter, that i really have no clue what set him off
                i think victoria 3 is gonna be good, i think the combat system being less micro heavy is great and you can call me a shill but i also think this guy is unhinged even if he agrees with me
                he constantly makes threads like pic related

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i like the idea of a hands-off war system in principle but in practice it just fricking sucks dude
                it seems like they based the system on WW1's western front but it doesn't even simulate that well

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i like the idea of a hands-off war system in principle but in practice it just fricking sucks dude
                same, paradox are hacks

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oh just checked and he made another thread
                i dont know where he came from, even /gsg/ has no clue who he is

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              there's no way this isn't the same guy replying to himself, right?

              have a nice day
              [...]
              ah yes, Gankerbro science

              You do realise people are racist and offensive on this website, right? Why the b***hing and playing the victim?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the best part about his kind is that they treat the game like a military sim then complain that it's a boring blobfest

            there's no way this isn't the same guy replying to himself, right?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              based gif, mein bruder ;D this ought to kek the lefties this time!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day

                It’s three letters you over sensitive pussy. Pick up a fricking barbell your T levels need it

                ah yes, Gankerbro science

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >underage ESL who gets mad at racism also is a weak nerd b***h
                many such cases

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                iphone troony we all know it's you
                I still got that photo of your hand

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What photo? Post it m8

                take your meds, genuinely no clue who he is and i am not the one who used ESL as an insult but him

                >bro i'm totally not him i just happen to 100% agree with him and his every delusion brooo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >someone agrees with me : organic, real person
                >someone doesn't agree with me : shill, discord raid

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you don't disagree with anyone though, all you do is whine about ESLs ruining (You)r mappies games you fricking manchild

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i have not said the word ESL a single time this thread, genuinely take your meds

                >genuinely no clue who he is
                stop gaslighting me zoomer troony

                see above, meds

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Someone said he was brown and he got mad so he posted a picture of his hand

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Weak-ass nerd homosexual hand lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                show yours then
                i love collecting hands

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty girly, he could earn a few bucks a pop for handjobs. Which might be how he can afford that extremely gay keyboard

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >non-white ESLs beyond seething at aryan Robbies b***hin light up toy keyboard
                absolutely fricking based

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >calling yourself based
                Hello iphone troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cute and delicate bottom hands

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                thanks mate

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Post ankle.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is still cheese, you rat. AI still doesn't know where to put it's troops
        >In Victoria 2 you can beat ai armies by using terrain so uhhhh Victoria 3 good cuz they dumbed it down to 3 buttons
        kys

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so was one proud bavarian a paid shill or did he do it for free?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It literally says in the credits of Victoria 3, Special Thanks to One Proud Shill.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all his videos have the "paid promotion" disclaimer

      for me it was how he was pretending that his "new war system" video was a genuine prediction and not the result of exclusive information that paradox gave him to test the waters

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick off shill

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I yearn for a cold war total conversion mod. Idk how that hasn't happened already considering ck3 got a bronze age mod day one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can’t mod sounds in Vicky 3, so everything would sound out of place in any mod not set in the 1800’s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would people mod a dead game?
      Its possible but unlikely

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC named "Voice of the people"
    >Main mechanic ignores people's opinions
    Who the frick made this shit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds pretty accurate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they know their audience, the "we the people" or "viva la revolucion" types so they market everything accordingly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >why is the era known for liberal revolutions filled with liberal revolutions
        meds, NOW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if by "liberal revolutions" you mean the nationalist revolutions of 1848, where are they?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hey moron, liberal doesn't mean the mutt version of liberal
            those were liberal revolutions against monarchies, there were some nationalist revolts against imperialist countries but most of those revolts were inspired by napoleon and his ideas you historically illiterate mutt

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yes
              where are they?
              where are the liberal/nationalist revolutions that you mentioned in V3?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i wouldn't know, i haven't played the game
                i was replying to the comment above complaining about a game in the victorian era has too many liberals

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >haven't played the game
                lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, i wasn't defending victoria 3 anywhere just pointing out that the victorian era is filled with liberals

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >french revolutionboo
              you mean the bourgeoisie revolution that wiped out 20% of the french revolution and degenerated into an absolute monarchy under emperor napoleon, a known freemason, who jumpstarted an unprecedented nepotist campaign to install incompetent family members and friends as monarchs all over europe?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i skipped my meds today, the post
                yes napoleon was a homosexual, but his influence in european history is still there and his policies effect european constitutions to this day
                frick off with this freemason garbage or go back to /x/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not all of them were incompetent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>DLC named "Voice of the people"
      >>Main mechanic ignores people's opinions
      Unironically accurate to real life, where the least responsive governments on Earth call themselves "democracies."

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >first worlders thinking their countries don't represent them enough and think that somehow the literal monarchies that we have are more representative
        sure western democracy is not perfect but you've no clue how fricked shit is in the rest of the world

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thirdies unironically have no idea how bad it is here. At least their governments keep the ",caring about the people" LARP to a minimum and don't have the all-encompassing yet selective reach of "liberal" "democracies"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Thirdies unironically have no idea how bad it is here
            no, you've no clue what tyranny looks like, you are a spoiled first worlder that wants so badly to have something to complain about

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Post country

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                libya
                lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, you mean a country that we ruined on purpose and then laughed about it? Dang.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nah i was born in it before it was "ruined"
                it was pretty shit, you've no clue how terrible dicatorships are

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ruined in quotation marks
                No matter what you think about Gadaffi I wouldn't call civil war an improvement.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                if only the europeans that fought against absolute monarchies could hear you right now
                anyways, i said "ruined" cuz it's basically throwing shit in the shitter, libya is the shitter and the current situation is just more shit in there
                you've no clue what it feels like not to have any rights

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >thirdie talking about rights
                Lmfao
                You of all people should know that rights are a spook that can only exist with the presence of a valid social contract, aka a society. The modern west does not have a social contract. The actions of the state are utterly arbitrary and justified via vague platitudes such as "our values" and "human rights". The state will allow people it invited in because muh refugees or much GDP to ransack your house, but if you defend yourself or your property, or if you hurt a woman's feelings online, the full force of the state or NGOs will assemble to crush you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this is a really interesting argument, but not the point of what i made
                my point is that the system in the west is the best system currently in the world with all its flaws

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon that has less to do with the system itself and more to do with it being run by white people. Of course the West will be better than nearly anywhere else, that's been the case for the last thousand years

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >in there
                So you're diaspora.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no, i was born in libya and lived there till i was 20 and moved out then
                disapora implies i am born outside

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a Euro problem. Try coming to the US, at least here we have rights actually enshrined into the constitution rather than simply being “respected” like most Euro countries, and local government have a fair amount of power and high accountability.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I recommend checking some first amendment auditors. Jeff Gray goes around city halls carrying a sign that says "God bless homeless veterans". Many times police are called on him. Went to jail quite a few times over the years. Nowadays he just leaves when police threaten arrest. It still happens.
          There's very very little accountability with US governments

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There’s literally a lawsuit being filed in his name against the cities that arrested him. If that’s not accountability then what is?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And it'll be settled out of court with no guilt admission like all of them. None of the police or gov officials will have any repercussions like always. Police investigate themselves and find no wrong doing on their part as always.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This just sounds like more euro cope. In the US, our judges, court officials, and sheriffs aren’t nobility and their positions aren’t inheritable like wherever you’re from. In many states judges are voted in directly, while in most others they’re appointed by others who were voted in. Police get charged, investigated, and sued all the time. Hell, Derek Chauvin got charged not too long ago. Judges aren’t the same as lawyers who aren’t the same as cops, and they all have different incentives and tend to fight with each other a lot. Like I said, in the US people are actually pretty accountable, unlike whichever european fiefdom you’re from.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Burgerland is not good. Now go have a nice day in the head with your assault rifle.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh wow, is that a… *yawn* gun violence reference? Wow that’s so unique. Well, at least in the US we only have 1 source of violence rather than having to worry about knives, trucks, nail bombs, car bombs, Norwegian bowmen, etc. etc. You should ask your monarchy-appointed noblemen in your legislature whether they should ban all of those too if you’re so afraid of scary things.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The main problem auditors try to address is accountability. So many corrupt police, attorneys and judges. Even when caught they retire or even get promoted.
                Long island audit was harassed by a few cops. They were recorded saying "20 years ago he'd be dead. His teeth would be missing. I'd have done it myself". And literally nothing happened. No one would comment on it, he retired with full pension I think. Web is full of similar stuff.

                great, now come to the arab world
                get beat up cuz you looked at a cop funny, have a madeup charge made against you and your family and all your stuff taken away from you
                or god forbid you didn't say god bless (insert dictator/monarch here) enthusiastically

                Yep it's very bad in 3rd world. Pretty bad in USA too. Direct D is one who records cops a lot. Few weeks ago cops just took his trailer. No reason ever given for it. Then the trailer was broken while being towed. Didn't get money back or nothing. Had to go pick it himself. No lawyer to help him fight it and get accountability against them.
                I think 20 years ago that happened in USA too same way. Even now if you don't record police they will make up whatever they want.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The main problem with auditors is that they’re morons who typically can’t understand the difference between “public property” and “public spaces.” You see the same talking points from a lot of them, that they think that because their taxes fund something they have a right to disrupt those places. A military base is just as much considered public property, but no one is surprised when they tell people to leave for being a nuisance. Of course, it’s not like your feudal lord would actually tell you any of this, and would rather just scare you into submission by telling you horror stories so that you won’t leave his plantation. The idea that cops don’t have accountability in the US or that free speech isn’t permitted is simply cherrypicked propaganda, much the same way that the idea that cops kill tons of unarmed black people is cherrypicked propaganda. The 0.1% occurrence just gets blown out of proportion and made to seem as if it’s more common than it really is. If you came to the US, you’d know what I meant.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's lots of awful auditors too yeah. Some of them do understand the difference and still same thing keeps happening.
                Jeff Gray does his videos at public streets or steps of city hall. Always outdoors in public areas. Just holding a sign and saying good day etc. Quite a few cops do let him be but still maybe 10% drive him away under threat of arrest. Sometimes gets money from it, sometimes no one willing to take the case. Police investigate themselves and every time find no wrong doing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You bring up Jeff Gray again, but I can just point to the lawsuit being filed in his name just like last time. You say that no one is willing to take the case when there is literally an active and ongoing lawsuit being filed by an organization in his name. If a lawsuit isn’t accountability, then what is?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            great, now come to the arab world
            get beat up cuz you looked at a cop funny, have a madeup charge made against you and your family and all your stuff taken away from you
            or god forbid you didn't say god bless (insert dictator/monarch here) enthusiastically

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >get beat up cuz you looked at a cop funny, have a madeup charge made against you and your family and all your stuff taken away from you
              >or god forbid you didn't say god bless (insert dictator/monarch here) enthusiastically
              what a bunch of coon headcanon, you diasporagays want white people here to call you based so based lmao.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                homie, i only moved out of my home country like 2 years ago, shut the frick up
                i am not based, the third world sucks and the first world is better, there is no point you are trying to make

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is whaling worth investing in? I don't know of any other source of oil so I assume so.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game is stil shit. I guess they slowed down development too. They fricked people who bought it in the ass.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How long till they finally release the DLC that totally revamps war and makes it like every other Paradox game?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the data has come in and it's finally time for the panic war update.
    "We were planning this right from the start!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More like panic while trying to find the bathroom before my shit erupts out of my butthole, am I right fellow gamers

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no one plays this here man stop taking up space in the catalog, these threads are always full of dead tryhard shitposting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no one plays this here man stop taking up space in the catalog, these threads are always full of dead tryhard shitposting.
      that's the reason it was made!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >adds soviet-style one-party government
    >it's hilariously overpowered and by far the best governance system

    Of fricking course it is. Just like how council republic is objectively superior to presidential/parliamentary ones. Or that it's called "council republic" instead of soviet. Gee, I wonder why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      by nature anything that gives the player the most control is the most OP
      i don't think it's a swedish agenda, same was true for fascists in victoria 2 (fascists in the upper house will vote for whatever you choose if you have a fascist party)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, they are OP because of the stat modifiers, not the level of control. It's 100% artificial.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ah i've no clue then

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it stinks of diarrhea in here

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >last decade
    you discovered these games and came to this website when you turned 13 last tuesday

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    victoria 3 will be fine after a while, like all paradox games
    you are a zoomer that can't enjoy games cuz you lack imagination due to your fried dopamine receptors cuz of all the CLICK CLICK CLICKING you keep doing in starcraft and league of legends
    ywnbaw

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nobody was talking about homos or trannies until you entered the room you ridiculous projecting homosexual

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Robert e lee leading a communist revolution?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hah, i wish
    i'd be able to travel anywhere i want then

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest issue with Vicky2 was that politics were exclusively a domestic issue and even then they don't matter at all outside of factories. Did they fix that at all in 3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Diplomatic updates is what I'm waiting for before playing. It's on their road map which lists upcoming improvements.
      There's close to 0 diplomacy in vic3 currently. Even less than v2.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really as bad as people make it seem like? My understanding so far: It's command economy simulator from neoliberal perspective. There's surprisingly little youtube content which is strange.

    Enjoy this Vicky 3 gaming chair I made with SD as a gift

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My understanding so far: It's command economy simulator from neoliberal perspective.
      If you believe idiots taking odd joy at wasting own time to write long elaborate paragraphs on how this game is shit, then maybe.
      It's bad but for different reasons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Neoliberal perspective would be that command economy is bad, while this game seems to endorse it.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pic their roadmap https://forumcontent.paradoxplaza.com/public/981299/Post%20Launch%202%20v2.png . Still plenty of changes coming I'd consider essential. Diplomacy hasn't even been touched yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They caved in to the toy soldier chuds
      IT’S OVER.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        On map graphics doesn't necessarily mean controllable units. In fact, it just might be taunting that crowd. More options for control would be nice, though.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game ever gonna get good? I bought it two days before it came out because I’m an idiot who used to like paradox. It’s unplayable garbage and I don’t think I’ve spent more than 10 minutes on it.

    Is it paradox just gonna drop it like my boy Imperator? Will someday some autistic modders salvage this corpse and make a worthy Victoria out of it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it will be eventually, like all paradox games
      if paradox dont fix it then mods will

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this game ever gonna get good?
      Unlikely.
      >Will someday some autistic modders salvage this corpse and make a worthy Victoria out of it?
      Best chance of it getting good but it's still not likely. The autistic modders working on the Victoria mod for Imperator are more likely to make a good Vicky game than anyone who's likely to start modding V3

      it will be eventually, like all paradox games
      if paradox dont fix it then mods will

      >it will be eventually, like all paradox games
      EU4's been out for over a decade and still isn't good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >EU4's been out for over a decade and still isn't good.
        Still the best pdx game to date.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is market access broken or something? My last 3 games around 1900 the british market just gets locked at 50%-60% market access.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Victoria 3 devs looked at this and decided they preferred 3D blobs for their character models

    Victoria 3gamegfxportraitsplaceholder

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like shit moron

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have trouble playing large nations, my autism prevents from focusing development within a single state and trying to develop every region of large countries is unberable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop falseflagging troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      micromanager is a negative trait in stellaris cuz of people like you

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So did they really gut the war system? If so, what do you even do in game besides getting a bigger and bigger GDP and seeing bars go up?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You click to get more cookies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what do you do in any paradox games but get bigger and bigger?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tomorrow's patch is the one that will finally shut all you chuds up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, it isn't the patch that will fix war yet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        War won't be fixed till DLC #2 (content packs don't count) Which going by their current release form won't be till early 2025.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        War won't be fixed till DLC #2 (content packs don't count) Which going by their current release form won't be till early 2025.

        from the game's forums online, this is the only place where anyone complains about war as the main problem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        noone cares about the war

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You sure? The playercount and pinned mega thread on paradox forums says otherwise

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they care about the game not functioning correctly, like all pdx games on release
            the majority don't care about war

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >sacrifice war to make internal development fun
              >actually we tricked you no part of the game is actually fun
              how is paradox still afloat with a business strategy like this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What a sacrifice bro, economy is literally a cookie clicker and the game is still, go become liberal republic to win.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's cuz liberal economics won in the end, and planned economy and other nonsense failed
                thanks for coming to my ted talk, make sure to spend beyond what the budget allows and go into debt to stimulate the economy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know if you are a child and have never seen a paradox game release before, but this is par for the course
                eventually it either gets fixed or abandoned like imperator, they never sell the actual game on release
                wait for the DLCs then make your judgement, for now you are just judging a game that isn't finished

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                god forbid i expect a situation where the game is playable like ck3 on release

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's the exception, not the rule
                get used to it, paradox is not changing and never will
                the figured out how to make money regardless of what they sell

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So now that Vicky3 has been fixed what DLC can we expect to see that further improves this already wonderful game?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People say this game is unfaithful to Vic 2 but it really captures the same feeling of "I like this game but it fricking sucks how did they frick it up so badly". I really wish the game was better. Parts of Vic 2 merged with parts of Vic 3 would probably be an exceptional game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What parts of Vic3 do you find exceptional?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        everything except war. (not like vic2 war is exceptional anyway but still)

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick why is the AI so moronic?? My market was hit by a random period of 80% market access so I switch over to see wtf is wrong and they just haven't set like half of their ports to produce convoys.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone explain the origins of "Vic 3 so good I'll shit myself" copypastas/post format?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just one moron trying to force a shitty (heh) meme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Extension of /gsg/ shizoposting from discord(previously steam groups).
      Selected individuals, gifted with severe brain damage repeating the same memes so their peers in private groups (sometimes in own head) will approve of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people got bored of seriously arguing with paid V3 shills and reddit fanbois, so they started mockingly praising it instead

      it makes gays (like the ones who replied to you) seethe because it completely obliterates their shilling and ability to force their paradoxplaza consensus here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >paid V3 shills
        you are mentally ill

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes paid shills like one proud cuck obviously do not exist

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >immediately thinks of cuckoldry when talking shilling videogames
            ooookay then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >why would companies who spend 60% of the budgets on marketing would shill on one of the most popular sites on the internet? Dont be ridiculous!
          In other words, water is still wet and vicc3 is still a big fat stinky pile of poo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            meds

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off with your weak gaslight attempts, shillfrick

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                meds
                NOW

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                stop screeching, schizo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is the most baseline shilling ended up being the best job you could manage? Damn man, you will be replaced by an AI in no time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >getting paid to shill pdx games
        where do i sign up? sounds like a pretty cushy side gig.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wish they were getting paid, it would restore my faith in humanity a little bit. The sad truth about internet shills is that, as a general rule, they do it for free.
          Actually in vic3's case, I guess they do it for negative money. They paid for the game and now they shill it, they paid for the privilege of doing free marketing work.
          Then again, I'm shilling against it for free instead of actually playing vidya gaems so I'm not one to talk here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            people were excited and hopeful for victoria 3, a lot of people (me included) liked the idea of a hands off approach to war
            but when the game released everyone suddenly realized it's paradox and got mad about it like they didn't know paradox games all release broken
            i am still hopeful it gets fixed, others may have given up and started shitting on the game OR knowing that the game is shit continued with their arguments here knowing that the game is shit cuz they can't accept being wrong in an argument

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I could live with the game being broken or glitchy or empty, it's just fundamentally bad on a design level. I went into it with an open mind but the war thing really kills the game for me. They could've released vic2 with new graphics and it'd be way more fun, that's how you know they completely failed to make a good sequel. even though Vicky 2 is ridiculously broken in so many ways it's better designed so you can look past it. you can't just "look past" the things wrong with vic3 because it's the whole foundation of the game.
              people compare it to stellaris but it's not the same at all, they overhauled pops and changed how FTL works sure, but they didn't ship a game lacking spaceships and fleet combat and then add them in a patch. There aren't even navies in vic3, wars are fricking HoI4 air zones with armies flying to the area to fight one battle at a time. Their upcoming solution is to let you fight two battles at a time. patches aren't gonna fix bad design, it's a band-aid on a broken leg

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i could be wrong obviously, but i think it will be good after a while
                trust me if you look at release stellaris you wouldn't believe it
                they all look broken fundamentally broken, then paradox fixes it for a price and redditors will pay for it

                >everyone suddenly realized it's paradox and got mad about it like they didn't know paradox games all release broken
                you are just a newbie parroting shit you know nothing about
                there's a difference between a fundamentally good game with a few flaws and rough edges (that can be fixed by long-term patching/dlc) and a fundamentally dogshit game

                you moron tourists have somehow decided that paradox is not capable of releasing bad games for some reason, and that all their releases are guaranteed to be long-term gems because???
                because you heard some homosexual shill post it on reddit

                paradox DLCs and patch reworks have also on several occasions made their games worse, but i don't see you homosexuals ever mention this either

                >you are just le newbie
                opinion discarded, not reading the rest

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                release stellaris was objectively better than the clusterfrick aberration it ended up as the frick are you talking about

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you have no clue what you are talking about
                game was straight up broken on release, you can disagree with the population changes (i do too) but the game was extremely buggy and unstable on launch

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nta but I don't think he was talking about bugs but the game being fundamentally bad

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ah i see what you mean
                well i think that is subjective in regards to stellaris, the new changes pissed me off at first but i like the new scaling they allowed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                stellaris was a bad implementation of a good concept
                vicc3 is an attempt to change good implementation of a good concept which has lead to bad implementation of even worse concept made by people who frankly have no fricking idea what the frick they are doing. Game is not fundamentally bad, there are no fundamentals to begin with. Its just a bunch of miss-matched broken systems which do not interact with each other in any way and exist for no reason other than "it worked in other games so lets put it here".

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >there are no fundamentals to begin with
                this can be a curse and a blessing, it means the game is easy to change

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wiz' ego might not allow that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone suddenly realized it's paradox and got mad about it like they didn't know paradox games all release broken
              you are just a newbie parroting shit you know nothing about
              there's a difference between a fundamentally good game with a few flaws and rough edges (that can be fixed by long-term patching/dlc) and a fundamentally dogshit game

              you moron tourists have somehow decided that paradox is not capable of releasing bad games for some reason, and that all their releases are guaranteed to be long-term gems because???
              because you heard some homosexual shill post it on reddit

              paradox DLCs and patch reworks have also on several occasions made their games worse, but i don't see you homosexuals ever mention this either

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They do it for free

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            then that wouldnt constitute as being a shill now would it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why does that spam happen in vic2 and ck2 threads too then?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically the idea of the game being good is so laughable, people kept mocking it in intentionally ridiculous ways, like the general peniskov threebuttons images etc. Like all jokes it became more and more worn out and ran its course, to the point that now it's just this one guy talking about how the game is so great because it gives him diarrhea. It's the logical endpoint of shitposting, literal shit posting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the logical endpoint of shitposting, literal shit posting.
        Poetic

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I a brainlet or is Vicky 3 orders of magnitude more complex than Vicky 2? It's so daunting it makes me not even want to try

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, about the same complexity as Vic2, but I think they're both far less complex than people jerk off about.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's just the UI. There's so many buttons and layers and numbers and shit everywhere in 3 it just loses me immediately. 2 didn't have that effect on me, but I dunno.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You just don't know how pops and jobs work as much as you do with Vik2.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One Proud Shill is a shill. Wasn't his name in the credits of the game? "Special Thanks to One Proud Bavarian".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people on this site have been overusing the word "shill" for over a decade, but OPB and many other youtubers were, LITERALLY, actual shills, like they were paid to make sponsored videos to advertise the game.
      In OPB's case I wouldn't be surprised if there's something deeper though. His "crackpot theory" was too on-the-nose, my crackpot theory about his crackpot theory is that he knew in advance and the info was leaked to him on purpose so it could soften the eventual blow of Vic3 being a strategy game with no units.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much everyone who made it is a shill. There are very few counter-shills which might as well be controlled opposition. You can rarely hear people who allow themselves to speak out without fear of being harrased by a rabid masses whipped by shills.
        For example, victroia3 was absolute disaster. Yet how many people shat on it and told players to get the frick away from stinky pile?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >look up who it is
      >it's a youtuber
      well yeah those get paid for shilling

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