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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cynical "anti visual novel" where you play as a girl who navigates through highschool. She has to deal with lesbians, suicide, school shootings, sex addicts and other shit. It sounds like a coomer game, but its truly not. I like the game because of its various endings and funny writing. It's great.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea it's alright, but there was really no need to be so cynical back then. If it were today, though, maybe. Eh, I'm just an idealist.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a satire so it’s made to play up all of the very mid-late 2000’s stereotypes and shit, but the game is very clear that the protagonist is cynical and spiteful beyond what is reasonable for what she is exposed to - even the principal who rides her way to the top by fricking school faculty and her friend the stereotypical mean girl call her out for being deranged.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wish there was a route to fix her.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That would go against the whole point of the game. She’s the cynical butthole millennial like many millennials who pissed their youth away being a giant c**t not making the best of their time and are still miserable losers today.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy, good thing that's not something you already see every day...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes hence why there would be no point to “fixing” her. She’s just another hateful loser that tries to hide her ugliness with victimhood despite the fact that she’s attractive, well-off and doesn’t really have any emotional scarring.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                On the contrary, turning her into a better-adjusted, traditional and supportive wife and mother of her children would be much rarer, and much more precious. That's all the "point" you need.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re not supposed to aspire to be Nicole - you’re supposed to come to the understanding that most of the cast are negative stereotypes of the time but Nicole is actually a psychotic monster.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She hadn't really done anything irredeemable at the start yet, though. And I'm aspiring to fix cynical, jaded, even psychotic girls like Nicole, not be them. If she had already done something irredeemable, then yea, I would no longer care.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can’t fix people who refuse to acknowledge there is anything wrong with them despite literally everyone around them realizing as such. The anime nerd and the dumb rocker dude are pretty fricking nice to her and she treats them like shit and fricks them over.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She needs someone who can beat her at her own game, but became idealistic and full of hope instead of cynical and psychotic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a cynical "anti visual novel" where you play as a girl who navigates through highschool. She has to deal with lesbians, suicide, school shootings, sex addicts and other shit.
        That just sounds like your average Utsuge.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a cynical "anti visual novel"
        ewww

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so sick of these insincere 'desconstruction' VNs

        If you're not a fan of the genre or at least very knowledgeable of it you shouldn't be deconstructing it. It's just an attempt to create a shield of irony/sarcasm to protect yourself from criticism. I don't know why western VNs are so bad for this. There's like 9 'ironic' VNs for every actual attempt at a real one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do these deconstruction VNs pretend that lesbians, suicide, sex addicts is something new in the genre? They live in a strange reality where every VN is lovey dovey haremshit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >where every VN is lovey dovey haremshit
          Most are.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually most VNs are low budget nukige trash that gets churned out by the game handful of companies. You only get like 20-30 of those lovey dovey VNs in a year, and from that pile there's usually only 10 or so that are actually worth reading.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has every trope ever
        >deconstruction
        these pretentious troonys need to kys

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you play as a girl
        stopped reading there

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le deconstruction of a visual novel #2019341023 by random amerimutt who has never read a visual novel prior

        Eww, no thanks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a cynical "anti visual novel"
        Not buying your western trash

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fem protag
        >no cooom
        >vn

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Play as a female
        >Sex addicts
        Well, I know how I'm fricking up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/MwTXjTw.jpg

        >visual novels can't be goo-

        >le meme deconstruction by a clueless and spiteful ironic weeb
        Garbage. Also buy an ad, shill.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >school shootings, another day in America
        Memes have really rotted peoples brains out, haven't they?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A vn about a neurotic obsessive girl and her gaggle of zoomer "friends" repeatedly doing stupid shit, with every endings under the sun. There's too many pedophile endings to count, a nazi ending, suicide endings, etc.

      It's so patently unfunny it becomes cringe funny in a way, which was apparently the point? At least, that's what some people think?

      Not funny or parodic enough to be "I'm behind 50 layers of irony" shitposting, just HEAVILY cringe.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2007-2009 high schoolers
        >Entire game is blatantly set in the mid-late 2000’s
        >Zoomers
        Read a book moron.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >her gaggle of zoomer "friends"
          She is a millennial you fricking moron. The game takes place 2007-2009.

          >it's not Zoomer because it takes place in 2000s
          Zoomer sensibilities projected onto Millennial time period and culture is quintessential Zoomercore though.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This game
            >Zoomer sensibilities.
            Lolno. The entire cast being scared to death of being considered gay, insisting on buying expensive Abercrombie clothing and the whole anti-affirmative action stuff/bush era politics is not zoomercore at all you moron.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. I actually graduated in 2009, and playing through the game I couldn't help but feel some kinship with the writer, because he was definitely writing from experience. The Tmobile sidekick being used for menus alone was such a nostalgia rush.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            this. zoomers love assraping the past and larping.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her gaggle of zoomer "friends"
        She is a millennial you fricking moron. The game takes place 2007-2009.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmaoing at this coping millenoid old fart on god embarrassing post fr fr

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        careful anon you touched a nerve

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        im just gonna call you a homosexual Black person because it upsets you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        beautiful

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make the Kevin fisch does 9/11 experience available gay

      Some guy who used to be more edgy has kind of become a wiener sucker over the years made a visual novel that takes place around 2009 where you play as a edgy bawd who tells people to kill themselves and uses people for drugs. It's okay nothing to special his old YouTube dubs were funnier but alot of them are lost media

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a visual novel so cynical it makes elvis costello look optimistic. people either love it or hate it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of those le ironic visual novels that westerners like making because they can't like anything without hiding behind 20 layers of irony lest they be judged by their peers. The whole game is voice acted by girls in their mid 20s cursing every other word, referencing drugs or sex every sentence, and making meta jokes about Black folk, pedophiles or nazis. It's just not palatable in any way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually pretty funny. Dialogue is written like it's straight out of 09 so motherfrickers ain't afraid to call one another homosexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ironic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is some of the funniest shit ever. Even the voice actors they hired have good direction and have a good time with it. The writing is so funny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda shit, and it's made by a guy who has one joke. He's also woke to make up for the fact that he was really racist in high school and inherited a trust fund from his racist dad. Making fun of anime is a-ok even though it's the only success he's ever had in his creative mediums

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can fix her.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy a banner, shill

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    -fy!

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low rise pants are so incredibly sexy, that trend needs to come back.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it supposed to be an "Anti VN" because it really didn't feel that way, It has the same presentation and gameplay like any other VN I've seen.
    If anything its kinda more like a VN than things like Ace Attorney that has some ""gameplay"" stapled onto it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently they think that vn equals dating sim despite most of the prominent games in the genre not falling into the usual "pick a girl among half a dozen, date her for a bit and get your dick wet as the credits roll" paradigm.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They think any VN are high-school dating sims because VNs with western releases always are high-school dating sims. In japan Policenauts and Snatcher of Hideo Kojima are "VN" in the very definition of the word

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Creator is a total weeb degen coomer but he didn't want mainstream tumblr to think he was one so he marketed it as being anti weeb/VNs.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got murdered by the gym teacher my first play through. Is it possible to be a prostitute in this game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it possible to be a prostitute in this game?
      Yes, I think you get fricked by the whole football team in one of the endings.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this game make the weeaboos seethe?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were weird if you liked anime back in the day, and Jefferey is probably bringing back harsh memories of high school.

      t. 32y/o boomer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because it's peak ironic weeb. >Yeah I hate anime but some of it is good
      >yeah I watch some anime but most weebs are weird and creepy but not me!!
      It's all self deprecative derivative shit. It's tiring

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad, SBN3

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "anti-visual novel" part seems like a bit of a red flag. Parodying requires some degree of appreciation for the source material. If Mel Brooks hated sci fi then Spaceballs would be bad. There's a reason nobody cares about Doki Doki Literature Club outside of /vg/. And that's what this reminds me of. Just someone parodying surface-level tropes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a reason nobody cares about Doki Doki Literature Club

      Dan has always been a weeb and was honest about being a weeb. His critique is at the idea in VNs where you can "fix" someone's life by simply being around them.

      Not to mention that's not even the point of the game which is actually a meta horror narrative.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a reason nobody cares about Doki Doki Literature Club
      lolwat
      it was huge with normalgays when it came out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was. I probably should have been more specific about that part. Currently, nobody else particularly seems to care for it and the ones who do are waifuposters on not-/ksg/.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          troonygger, if a day went by and nobody mentioned Super Metroid would you say "I guess that Super Metroid just came and went lmao nobody cares about it anymore".

          You're one of these fricking morons that sees the player count of a single-player game drop off after a few months and calls it a flop.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It had no cultural impact. Doki Doki Literature club was a classic "DUDE ITS SO EDGY AND SUBVERSIVE" work that immediately fades away once the shock wore off. Nobody cares about it. Nobody should.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Touch grass.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Couldn't come up with a coherent response? Lmao
                Don't worry, perhaps there'll be an insincere remake in 20 years that'll also fail.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make completely incoherent statement
                >gets mad people ridicule her for it
                lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, nobody remembers DDLC so nobody will cringe when you mention it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this an autism thing?
                Closing your eyes won't magically make the truck in front of you disappear.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truck?
                Are you alright bro, you're just spouting nonsense right now lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought I'd use an object that manchildren like yourself would probably be familiar with.
                >bro
                Allow me to rephrase.
                I thought I'd use an object that a child like yourself would probably be familiar with.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eat the bugs

                Is this an autism thing?
                Closing your eyes won't magically make the truck in front of you disappear.

                this how not isekai works, racist.

                I thought I'd use an object that manchildren like yourself would probably be familiar with.
                >bro
                Allow me to rephrase.
                I thought I'd use an object that a child like yourself would probably be familiar with.

                womens are not objects, gaypedo

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >someone mentions the word "truck"
                >brain-damaged loser immediately thinks of his precious animes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't mean it that way. It's more like if every single mention of Super Metroid ended up with just Samus image dumps. Not that there isn't a lot of these. But there are threads discussing gameplay. It just seems the same can't be said for DDLC. All I see is, well, image dumps and waifuposting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically I think the straight VN part of the DDLC was more enjoyable than the horror part. The horror part has some cool stuff but it just kind of meanders and nothing really happens, it just randomly ends.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        VN's strength honestly wasn't in the horror exactly at least in my opinion but how sharp and quick everything just launches at you once the game gets going. Everyone and their mom expected the twist to be "its actually a horror game". What surprised people was how realistically out of nowhere Sayori's suicide was and then all the meta stuff it did. People still don't credit it enough for how smartly it plays around with the game's files and other features as a medium. The thing makes use of well known Renpy bugs for creepy scenes.

        The narrative is also somewhat interested, especially after DDLC+ showed whats actually going on,.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That stuff was cool, yes, but I feel there isn't really a payoff. I get that's kind of the point, but Natsuki and several other characters just vanish with no fanfare and are never seen again. Felt like a waste to me. There is a climax of sorts but it just seemed to be a barrage of scenes trying to be creepy and then throwing all the plot at you in 15 minutes at the end.

          I felt like most of the characters were pretty likable if a bit tropey, and I'm slightly miffed you never get to find out about the backstories of the various characters that are alluded to in the first part, it all remains unresolved. I also liked the poem gimmick the game had, it was an interesting and unusual way to fleshing out the characters' personalities in an unusual way which, again, feels like it didn't matter at all in the end and was basically wasted effort.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            All correct remarks. I like it when we actually discuss stuff on Ganker.

            I kinda hope Libitina ends up actually happening since it feels like Dan and his team really has a lot of potential to make intriguing experiences. Judging by how Plus continued and fleshed out the entire meta narrative and gave us the backstory to DDLC expecting, maybe it will happen.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the sequel any good?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lusting over a HIGH schooler = pedophile

    why Americans are like that? I find it rather amusing and stupid at the same time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's usually people who didn't have any real responsibilities until they are well into their 20s.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lusting over a child = pedophile
      yes, that is how it usually is.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason why MOST of the characters in this game are unlikable?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SBN3 is an unlikable moron who acts the same way

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just reminded that the creator is a huge wigger who hated his dad for hating anything black.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit thread. salvia officinalis.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there porn in it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's raunchy and edgy, but no porn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no porn theres no dating.
      The caption is misleading.

      It's like me saying fifa is an anti- turn based shooter cause it doesn't have those elements instead of just calling it a sports game.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it a dating sim if dating is not an element in it?
    Its not even a cuck, rape or sex game either ffs.

    Just call it a visual novel.
    Why jump through hoops to sound special?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna frick Jecka.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has STDs and mouth herpes. You sure about that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care. I knew someone exactly like her in high school around that same time so every time I hear her voice I get rock fricking hard.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody here play the sequel? Is it any good?
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2318310/Class_of_09_The_ReUp/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like literal shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the absurdly edgy humor and the 00's setting but only about 1 in every 10 jokes is funny. if they had an editor or writers room they might have been able to make something really good. one or two moments are pretty good but doesn't make the game.

      it feels more like streamer bait than a VN worth spending any time with.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the absurdly edgy humor and the 00's setting but only about 1 in every 10 jokes is funny. if they had an editor or writers room they might have been able to make something really good. one or two moments are pretty good but doesn't make the game.

      it feels more like streamer bait than a VN worth spending any time with.

      I think what makes edgy humor like this absolutely insufferable, even back in 2009, was that the main character who is TOTALLY not a self-insert, ALWAYS has the perfect thing to say to immediately crumble the pscyhe of their victim, and is never rebuked except with petty threats of violence.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This honestly. I do find the game funny a lot of the times with how wild the lines are but as an actual story its incredibly boring and lame. Characters like this need people to bounce off of.

        House in House MD is such a good character because all of his roasts and butthole remarks can be rebutted, and characters often do. It keeps you in this constant pace of House saying something funny and rude before an actually sane character says something back to burn him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like Nicole is only told off in the endings, but having someone tell her "shut the frick up, you do xan/percocet" would've made things better since she is perfect and always right when the narrative says so.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >she is perfect and always right
            Have you even played the game? Nothing in this game is played straight. It's all one gigantic parody.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that the way to call out Nicole would be to point out that she only uses the words rapist, pedophile and racist because they're the three words that hold the most power in society and that she doesn't actually care who is any of those things.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very true. The game's few good gags are when she doesn't have the upper hand, like when the cop shoots her or when her friend calls her a moron after she gets arrested for selling crack.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the first game but not by much it's more of a retelling than a sequel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >class of '09
      >"frick bush"
      So are they like 14-15 year old sophomores during all the sex scenes or is this yet another one of those times where the references are all misdated?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bush was barely out of office at that point. And people weren't allowed to criticize Obama yet.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of the posts in this thread are a little too positive about this 6/10 game so the only conclusion I can make is that it's a shill thread.

        It doesn't take place in just 09. It covers the highschool years of that graduating class.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      art looks like shit
      get out of here you homosexual
      put your time into real good shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snow daze wasn't great either. The only scenes I could get off to were the petplay ones.

        t. Mind control fetishist

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a sim where I can self insert

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    -ning material

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would I need a VN to experience this

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sbn3 is a cuck who wishes he was black

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Max come on man its not that bad you lost all that weight.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a SUBVERSION of dating sim tropes!
    >it's a DECONSTRUCTION of the visual novel formula!
    yeah we get it, you're a western dev, you're not capable of being sincere

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you but you're also a frogpostet and deserve to be raped.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    visual novel is a medium, and it's not always a dating sim.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why "play" that shit if there is no porn? Might as well read a book.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EVN
    >good
    frick off moron

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The voice acting is what makes it good.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are IRL american highschools like that?
    All the dudes are literal braindead morons and the girls are absolute fricking bawds that frick anything that moves while berating you for it.
    They way the two MCs talk is so fricking grating.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are IRL american highschools like that?
      we said Black person and homosexual a lot too. I graduated in 2009. It is pretty accurate.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1/5 kids were like this, everyone else was boring and generic. I mostly hung out with the nerds, loners, or the coomer table though so maybe it's bias.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what teenagers in general are like anon. Name a country and I guarantee that you can easily find a story about teenagers there getting themselves wrapped up in some dumb shit.
      Did you talk to anybody when you were in High School?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My shithole is so dangerous if you get yourself "wrapped up in some dumb shit" you'll just end up killed, so most people try to behave.
        That and the "family core" is so strong you can't really bring someone home to frick because everybody would hear and it would be akward as frick.
        Most start their sex life in collegue when they can go inside hotels.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone but a loud minorty were like that to the point where the behavior was pretty common. Obviously you don’t see any of the normal students who just do normal teenager stuff like homework and part-time jobs and school clubs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of, though I think this reflects a southern type of highschool rather than a northern one. I've been to a trashy one in NC and an okay one in MD, and some of the hilarity of this I've seen happen at the trashy NC high school. The thing is only a small group of people were actually like this, but they were so loud and obnoxious that besides your friends they were the only ones you noticed. To that end, this is a fairly true rendition of you filling in the blanks of what happens to these people when you don't see them. Also what

      >Are IRL american highschools like that?
      we said Black person and homosexual a lot too. I graduated in 2009. It is pretty accurate.

      said, but instead of Black person we said moron.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not lol. It's like we wuz but for high school kids. Do you know any women, let alone teenage women, as based as the girls in this game? Frick, it was pulling teeth getting some girls in high school to drink at all. Weed? That was off the table (it's not legal, anon!). Sure some girls would be down to party and get drunk but that was the minority. If a girl fricked like 5 guys in a year that was huge gossip. No one was a turbo bawd. In fact I'd say easily over half the girls in my 2000 kid hs graduated as virgins every year. Remember that there are a loooot of wallflowers who never even dated.

      t. Class of 12 with a class of 09 older sister

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron alert. The best thing about the """game""" was the voice acting.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not complaining about the acting. I'm complaining about how fricking horrible that way of talking is.
        I've never interacted with an american in my life, but if they actually speak like that, it must be fricking impossible to have actual conversations.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What shithole are you from anyway?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            One where people actually knows how to communicate like human beings

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Typical foreigner, scared to expose where he's from.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >scared
                it's just irrelevant to the conversation and you're looking for something to go
                >b-b-but you!!!!!
                when americans speaking lire morons is an undeniable fact that no amount of deflecting can change

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how it offends people who believe in the innocent children, especially girls.
      If you were left out from the action, then you were ugly and unfrickabale. Teachers also lusted over kids, not only the other way, but again you were left out, and yes the hot female teacher wanted to frick the boys, its just you never knew these things, and there is a chance she actually did too.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This reeks of reddit. Real people don't talk like this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans aren't people

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if anime
      >but the girls swear and do drugs lmao
      did the creator walk out from the early 2000s under a ducking rock?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Real people don't talk like this.
      That's the joke.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did, you were just like Jeffrey

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get why Ganker hates this VN. Hearing pedophile a lot and it being portrayed negatively triggers them since majority here are pedophiles.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *cums on your face*
      Your attention sir

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    To make a parody you need to understand what you are parodying

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MPGiS: The Visual Novel
    Meh

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    From what I experienced, its a very long youtube video

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SBN3 is funny, but he's also a tremendous self-hating b***h who wants to larp as a black man.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame Doki Doki Literature and /vg/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >See DDLC shirts and merch
      >Physical copies of the game
      >YouTubers long since moved on which means kids moved on
      >Nothing but shelf-warmers now
      Every time.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's excessively sarcastic and edgy for its own good. Just for the sake of being funny or having an impactful scene (if you're a snowflake). It kind of goes nowhere. It's still funny though...

    >le deconstruction of the genre
    frick off. This could be a skit ingame.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't an actual anti-VN just be a normal game with zero dialogue? This just sounds like more of a moege deconstruction.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recent mystery EVNs on Steam over the past few years:
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1249260/Birth_ME_Code/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1228600/Blankspace/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1414250/CORPSE_FACTORY/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1568920/Clean_Slate/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1820720/The_Divine_Deception/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/2011310/Entropic_Float_This_World_Will_Decay_And_Disappear/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/2058090/The_Game_of_Fourtune/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1338940/Head_AS_Code/ (remake)
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1271300/Methods_The_Detective_Competition/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1940040/The_Price_Of_Flesh
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1020030/Quantum_Suicide/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/2621950/Reaplaced/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/2091580/SYNESTHESIA/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1513120/The_Zodiac_Trial/

    Upcoming mystery EVNs on Steam:
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1728290/Decide_4_God/ (finale to the Abime series)
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1041270/Exogenesis_Perils_of_Rebirth/ (never ever)
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349820/The_Lost_Delinquents_of_Rollings_High/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1287170/Thiefs_Roulette/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1929350/Ubel/
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/2385550/Underground22/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steal cd
    >gets gunned down by cop
    very true to life

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why lyle promotes or wants to be a part of this, it looks so lame

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as he gets payed, why would he care? Though, I do remember him having a live stream with SBN3 and everyone just thinking he's an obnoxious butthole.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i kind of want to get this only because i graduated in 09

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    only reason why people know of it is because 39daph streamed it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean pippa.
      At least here that's the reason

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >39daph
      WRONG it's because Nyanners was paid to play it recently.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        39 played it first

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the "anime is cringe" crowd becomes peak cringe itself

    You love to see it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just how it is
      if you are ugly on the inside, it will surely show on the outside

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah it is based lol, have fun and laugh at yourself Jeffrey

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is Lyle's passion project

    can he please explain

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VN’s
    >porn “games”

    Weebs are honestly the worst gaming market. Lacking self awareness, they talk all kinds of shit about anything while paying for literal scams like this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it a scam? It clearly describes what it is.
      Scams generally involve deception

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re not fricking games. They’re worse than “snoy movies” that weeb homosexuals love to rant about in every fricking threads.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They’re not fricking games
          >source: me
          ok

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure they're not games, but the weebs in question know what they are buying either way. So not a scam.
          Even the weebs that do think they qualify as games, are still aware of the type of product they are buying. There is no false advertising involved

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no porn

    Why would you play this? Someone make a porn parody of this game

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this thread. Can you gays give me a hero's journey type books?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go for it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can you gays give me a hero's journey type books?
      Can you tell us what you've already read?
      I'm not going to give you recommendations if you're not going to do the decent thing and tell me what I don't need to include.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lord of the rings

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people here needing sims for what they experience everyday
    lmao a cuck and his money are soon soi'ded

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what they experience everyday
      you steal CDs and get shot by cops on a daily basis?
      sounds like fun

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep you should try it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not black though

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            well that's too bad

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugh why doesn't this game have a single person of color?

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another ironic western VN that's about VN is.. LE BAD!!
    How original.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling this Tumblr garbage. It was shit then and it's still shit now, nobody care if your favorite V-troony played it.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ironic weeb western VN number 374758383
    Aren't the streamers who love to play ironic weeb games not doing enough for you? Buy a banner already.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SBN3's style of humor is an actual filter. Not to say this as a bad thing I just know hes not for everyone. If you can't handle thathomosexualmoss blabbering at plushies for 10 minutes straight then unfortunately you will likely not find the VN where caricature of fans are called homosexual losers.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    next time, try posting a good VN though.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think VNs are STUPID

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think VNs SUCK
      ftfy

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rejection sim
    kinda defeats the purpose of a sim

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems pretty dumb
    it's funny at first but when the humor is all just "haha suicide, haha gratuitously violent line, haha drugs" the novelty wears off pretty quick

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started this out of curiosity and the whole thing reads like a stream of consciousness from someone with an inflated ego

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he does, having the displeasure of hearing the homosexual talk more than once.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nicole is literally me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >selling crack and calling it "helping the community"
      Same.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i heard tomar voiced a random cop in this game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he does, yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cop's great

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard the VA had his actual wife in the booth while he was ranting about her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        post the webm

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't have the webm, but I do have a youtube vid of the scene

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tomar kinda sucks as a voice actor

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              He might, but he sure can deliver a line for a shitty script

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >suddenly, for no reason at all, starts complaining about his wife
        based boomer cop

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoot Game is much better

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the art is poorly drawn
    the writing is terrible
    there is no gameplay

    why would you even talk about this, let alone PLAY IT?

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to Ganker simulator?

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I graduated in 09. Would I enjoy this game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were you the most obnoxious person in your school? If not, chances are you won't be able to relate.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was '07 and got voted most likely to be a school shooter

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, that's the closest I ever got to one of those accolades too

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these devs so afraid of being sincere? Like they are afraid of making a love letter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because not everyone lives their social life through visual novels like you.

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female protagonist
    >western trash
    kek
    lol even

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine wasting your time with insincere, ironic weeb shit when you could be experiencing unadulterated kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insincere
      *insecure
      homosexuals like that are too scared to tell a genuine story because they'll get made fun of.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      following your passion and making the game of your dreams is too much work, so the sarcastic parody game is the low hanging fruit

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >western people are afraid of this
    Really makes you think.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      being normal scares the westoid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true
      If any woman would come up to me and start acting as if she's interested in me I would immediately assume that she's trying to scam me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because shit like this is fricking cringe no better than a women who reads 50 shades of grey

      >Ironic weeb western VN number 374758383
      Aren't the streamers who love to play ironic weeb games not doing enough for you? Buy a banner already.

      Just kys its kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you first tourist, the only kino here is pokemon clover.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played it. It was pretty bad. Fumbled even the basics. Autoplay is on and no way to turn it off. It also failed to live to its tagline. You don't reject anybody passed the second scene.
    Now that I think about it some more, wouldn't any NTR game count more as a rejection sim than this?

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You posted the wrong game OP.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only game where the normal path actual filters morons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual Ludo Kino. I tried to play it one time while getting black out drunk on an empty stomach 8 beers and half a bottle of whiskey. I remember the devil came out one of the children was demon and then I had to clean vomit for like an hour the next day. I also came and made macaroni and cheese. Don't worry that was after I threw up a gallon of bile and alchohol.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for proving that kino ludo users are reddit as frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He is forced to take a job at a local police station to help with the investigation of a gang of sex offenders.
      based, ill download and play it later

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is that game lyle mcdouchebag shills for some reason. looks pretty gay

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ironic self aware western visual novel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pixel games about depression and is a platformer but is actually an RPG bu-but is actually about-
      just hang it up.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played this but I'm getting Hunniepop(original) vibes

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >None of these “ironic” visual novels are parodying any specific work. Instead, they are “parodying” an imagined dating sim that has never existed. Most of their “jokes” and the “critiques” they are employing come from Japanese media that parody dating sims in the first place. To put it bluntly, these elements are lifted from actual parodies and they are divorced of any context. They are essentially watered down.
    Was this troony right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a parody of a parody
      only profoundly moronic and tasteless people like ironic weebs are capable of producing such a thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the OG who actually came up with this for culture at large was

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question, where the frick are the dating Sim romance VNs? People always touted it as trite and generic and anime like TWGOK makes it seem it's in abundance, but how is it so difficult to find multiple routes and endings with a focus on actual romance? I look through the popular tags on VNDB and it involves other genres, or a single girl, or a linear story, or low choices, etc. As nice as it is to have variety to get into at some point, I want cute romance and loving sex, do VNDB gays just rate it low because its not deep psychological shit or whatever? Can't even look through the romance tag without VNs that don't even have romance as a tag showing up. Its probably me being moronic but holy hell I just want stupid generic love dammit. I can't feed off KS forever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Majikoi
      Making Lovers
      Fureraba
      Sugar Style
      Primal Hears 1 - 2
      Marshmallow All The Way Home

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just read yuzusoft homie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up "English translated moege" or something. What you're looking for is called moege btw. What

      Majikoi
      Making Lovers
      Fureraba
      Sugar Style
      Primal Hears 1 - 2
      Marshmallow All The Way Home

      posted is a good starting list.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really like those spaghetti route games with dozens of choices. Save and reload and save and reload and then reading seiya saiga isn't my idea of enjoyment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understand how some would find it annoying, I personally have a rule against save abuse but I can see how the choice thing can be obnoxious.

        Just read yuzusoft homie

        Look up "English translated moege" or something. What you're looking for is called moege btw. What [...] posted is a good starting list.

        Majikoi
        Making Lovers
        Fureraba
        Sugar Style
        Primal Hears 1 - 2
        Marshmallow All The Way Home

        Thank you, this makes things a billion times easier, I appreciate it anons.

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a couple of "funny" clips of this and if those are meant to be the highlights, this game must be shit.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad? Good? Doesn't matter because I'm tired of fricking hearing about it.

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really dont think were gonna get a better satire than DDLC tbqh

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rejection sim
    >to get laid you need to loose

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace chuuni VNs
    Embrace edgy
    Remember your 13 year old self

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is one of the worst things Ive ever seen

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f
    >absolutely no "VNs aren't real games" posts
    >no "go back to /vg/" posts
    Apparently the demographic responsible for those posts are also the target audience for this VN, whoever could have guessed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could've guessed

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A streamer I watch played this and it was literally just "u should kys" or saying "pedophile" for at least half of the dialogue. It's just cringe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a funny subversion. You get to romance underage girls in most VNs, but you play as a sociopathic white girl who roasts every guy she meets.

      People claim that she's a self-insert/Mary Sue, but the VN shows that she's tech illiterate and a bad student who flunks all of her classes. She's not even street smart as well.

      She's just good at gaslighting or lowering the self-esteem of others.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's just good at gaslighting or lowering the self-esteem of others.
        That's all the creator is good at too, and even then it's only kids he can do that to.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, that was a great impression of how Nicole acts in the game!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for the compliment, Nicole.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a huge gamer white weeb himself, he just has humility and self-awareness to poke fun at himself instead being greatly offended over people disrespecting geek shit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sure he's not israeli?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              he makes fun of literally everyone including himself, wouldn't make a difference if he were

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Given what he posted about the ADL, probably not.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                holup, what? what was his stance on israel glassing gaza?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He seemed to remain silent on that.

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else think that if someone were to make a Rance crossover spinoff of these VNs, it would be the most cathartic thing imaginable?

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this voice actor make my pp so hard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you have bad taste in women.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY FRICK, I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HER FROM SOMEWHERE

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it insists upon itself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The book version of the Godfather was a lot better.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this VN reminded me of how fricking edgy we were in the 2000s granted the dark humor in this game made me laugh my ass off, not bad also Kylar best character

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone saying eww deconstruction
    pretty sure nothing is being deconstructed at all, you are moronic if you immediately think that when you see cynical

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    obvious shill thread, sneed feed and saged

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it wanted to be accurate the characters would be spouting the word homosexual every other sentence

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the part with the schizo girls who stop taking her meds and she decides to kill herself in front of her teacher.

    Also the racist sexist edgelord is the best character, everything he says is gold.

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