My guess is he's trying to get the same success without the degeneracy. Which shows a fundamental lack of understanding why VRC was successful in the first place
>Still no Linux or Open Source support >Relying on hardware with demonstrable planned obsolescence since Rifts have already been bricked by their team not pushing through an update on time >Trusting the reliability of NFT slaves when they've already shown trends of selling off company assets to cover their speculation losses
I'm not happy that my Rift headset is anchored to an elephant's foot of bad decisions that is deliberately leaning into a very bland and mediocre cyberpunk dystopia to a degree that seems almost purposeful in its blatantness.
VR is still pretty cool though.
Of course you don't want to play VR, if you did you might loose some weight!
Literally every single person who I have spoken to about VR that complained about needing to stand up or move about to play has been fat.
Come on anon, being fat is a choice, you can choose to get up and get more active, moving about while enjoying some video games is a great way to do that, you will feel better and more energised and more confident going outside without a great big tubby belly!
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Oh yes, the kind of movement that leads to weight loss is totally what I want to do blindfolded.
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VR games are a great workout. You wouldn't understand unless you tried it
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Cardio, you would be surprised how demanding some VR games can get.
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Cycling is great cardio. So is jogging. You wouldn't understand unless you tried it
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I ride a bike to work anon, then when I get home I play VR. You clearly don't do either of these things since you are so buttblasted at VR requiring you to stand up and move.
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Laying on a couch and gaming is relaxing. You wouldn't understand unless you tried it.
Why wouldn't I do that in real life?
Why wouldn't I do that in real life?
Why wouldn't I do that in real life?
Why wouldn't I do that in real life?
You wouldn't understand unless you tried it.
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>Laying on a couch
Geeze you just cannot stop being fat for five seconds? Post arm I bet you have zero definition and fat sausage fingers.
Sold it, enjoyed it but the games weren't coming fast enough, VRChat was getting restrictive, and Mark Zuckerberg is definately a creep, doing creep shit, making VR lame... I'll wait till the 2030's when these headsets are smaller and have good AR that I can wear all day while I'm out and about.
>VR is the future of video games
Yes, it's at least a part of it. >Metaverse is what we need
God fricking no, I do not want a sanitized corporate NFT fueled version of VRChat to be the way I spend my time in social virtual reality. That's just gonna end up like twitter where there's double standards everywhere and they're going to try and dopamine farm you for money
this is what metaverse is actually like btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NEC9sUHNTA
and also literal 7 year olds being casually cursed out "ima kill you" by poor people adults
i thought the 'people ran up and groped me it was my worst nightmare' stories were faked up brand sabotage by some competitor, until i actually saw this frickin 'game' being played. they are giving away freesample headsets in the ghetto and juvie and crack dens it seems
jesus fricking christ >i did not ask to be black >I'm sorry
what a fricking mental wreck
15 hours a day of escapism in this corporate, soulless shithole, 140 hours making a "world", arguing with a child and being more childish than him and literally guilttripping him with "I'm depressed :(" and fake-crying
what a dumb fricking prostitute, people like this need to be hanged, what a waste of... everything
like, why the frick does she talk like that
what an annoying fricking manner of speech and voice, it really is a fricking game, man, what the shit
I'm guessing she hates herself for being black and larps as a white woman but gets mindbroken when she takes off the escapism helmet, that's why she takes this shit so seriously, goddamn, this is worse than second life
>VR is the future of videogames
Metaverse aside, everyone keeps saying this and it's never true. It's been several years now and it still hasn't taken off. VR is literally a forced meme.
>It's been several years now and it still hasn't taken off.
VR is about the size of the entire video games industry in the early 1990s, it is a huge market.
>>can attend concerts in VR
Same as watching a video if I can't see Keith Flint in the flesh :^( >>can go to bars in VR
Human interaction and the possibility of sex thrown throw the window to sell ads >>can watch stand-up comedy in VR >>can jerk off with each other in VR
moron.
>already dead on arrival and costing cuckerberg billions in losses >every bit of news about it gets mocked and ridiculed even by the most braindead corpo wienersucking normies
Are you being disingenuous?
They're lifting the facebook thing soon and making a separate type of account that you only use for vr, how is that even something you can twist into a bad thing?
That's an outright improvement on the current situation.
>ono h nonohohohnon onononon onohahahahaha
kek and this
Are you being disingenuous?
They're lifting the facebook thing soon and making a separate type of account that you only use for vr, how is that even something you can twist into a bad thing?
That's an outright improvement on the current situation.
You would think by now that companies would be able to consistently make 3D avatars with some sort of charm or character to them. Like I know they shoot for something that's inoffensive so it ends up bland, but you would think SOMEONE would look at that and realize how soulless and sterile it looks.
>Watch Ready Player One and decide to rip it off >make the advertising for your VR paradise exlusionary to white people >almost immediately get reports of alcohol, drug use and gang rape in your VR world
Not even a Half Life game could save VR. Its over.
It's hilarious that meta are pretending that VR Chat doesn't exist. Suck'a'turd needs to wake the frick up and realise he's missed the boat already.
My guess is he's trying to get the same success without the degeneracy. Which shows a fundamental lack of understanding why VRC was successful in the first place
>Suck'a'turd
Zuck pitches this as a thing for businesses because it's management's wet dream. He doesn't care about the social aspect
>vr groom
It will work just like how facebook worked when myspace was already a thing. Never doubt homosexuals
i doubt it. oculus has years of producing vr content, and got mogged hard by valve's first vr release.
>their entire masterplan is to make The Sims in vr
Hohohoho!
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?q=metaverse
trust the plan
>metaverse is what we need
VR is a meme, look at this
, is this really what VR is for? Opening pop cans?
Imagine using this for a hot date in vr haha, just saying, it would be funny, like instead of the coke it's wine.
that's more impressive than 99% of the games
Doesn't even have hand animations, how is it impressive.
>you cannot just have simplistic bodies you just cant okay
There's also candle action in that webm, so i'ts not just for soda cans.
To simulate the real world, yes.
The fact that you can open cans makes it worth it.
wow that looks like shit
you know you've lost when you focus on unnamed unity demos or some shit
Sex is what we need
>Black has eyes painted on glasses
why
>Still no Linux or Open Source support
>Relying on hardware with demonstrable planned obsolescence since Rifts have already been bricked by their team not pushing through an update on time
>Trusting the reliability of NFT slaves when they've already shown trends of selling off company assets to cover their speculation losses
I'm not happy that my Rift headset is anchored to an elephant's foot of bad decisions that is deliberately leaning into a very bland and mediocre cyberpunk dystopia to a degree that seems almost purposeful in its blatantness.
VR is still pretty cool though.
How about metalverse?
VR isnt video games.
Imagine trying to make everyone adopt your vr chat as the default form of communication so everyone else will look as dead eyed and uncanny as you.
Kai Lenny bros wya
VR will forever be a toy
Only kids and ERPers wants to put on fricking goggles and waggle for "fun"
>waggle for "fun"
implying there's something else to do for "fun"
All videogames are toys.
VR shooters like Pavlov are fun as frick.
There are hundreds of fun shooters out there that don't require you to put on goggles and dance around your living room.
Not the same. You wouldn't understand unless you tried it
Of course you don't want to play VR, if you did you might loose some weight!
Literally every single person who I have spoken to about VR that complained about needing to stand up or move about to play has been fat.
I still didn't ask you at all.
troon
Post your catgirl VRchat rig
Oh wait you don't have one because you couldnt afford the $500 commission from some furgay on twitter
Come on anon, being fat is a choice, you can choose to get up and get more active, moving about while enjoying some video games is a great way to do that, you will feel better and more energised and more confident going outside without a great big tubby belly!
Oh yes, the kind of movement that leads to weight loss is totally what I want to do blindfolded.
VR games are a great workout. You wouldn't understand unless you tried it
Cardio, you would be surprised how demanding some VR games can get.
Cycling is great cardio. So is jogging. You wouldn't understand unless you tried it
I ride a bike to work anon, then when I get home I play VR. You clearly don't do either of these things since you are so buttblasted at VR requiring you to stand up and move.
Laying on a couch and gaming is relaxing. You wouldn't understand unless you tried it.
You wouldn't understand unless you tried it.
>Laying on a couch
Geeze you just cannot stop being fat for five seconds? Post arm I bet you have zero definition and fat sausage fingers.
Just admit that you're a jelly poorgay already
Your dad is a toy a submissive one
VR is fine without motion controls. Just controlling the camera and using a controller for everything else is great.
video games are toys you fricking gorilla
Reminder that you won't need a facebook account for Quest2 next month
Even in his own manufactured universe he still looks like an alien
Blacks, israelites, and women. Exactly how I want my vr experience.
>stem Black folk thinks this looks good
lmao looks like you needed to take more electives
Sold it, enjoyed it but the games weren't coming fast enough, VRChat was getting restrictive, and Mark Zuckerberg is definately a creep, doing creep shit, making VR lame... I'll wait till the 2030's when these headsets are smaller and have good AR that I can wear all day while I'm out and about.
Metaverse isn't a VR thing but marketing thing, stop being ignorant Black person.
>lets take one of those selfies like the humans do
Same energy
>Let's pretend to be humans - 1, 2, 3...
This is so funny it has to be fake.
Why do the women look so ugly and unrealistic looking? Oh its meta never mind.
This photo is shopped, but the original one is just as unsettling.
I can't see any difference.
>don't worry he doesn't bite
There's something about VR Zuck that makes me want to suicide bomb Facebook headquarters.
>VR is the future of video games
Yes, it's at least a part of it.
>Metaverse is what we need
God fricking no, I do not want a sanitized corporate NFT fueled version of VRChat to be the way I spend my time in social virtual reality. That's just gonna end up like twitter where there's double standards everywhere and they're going to try and dopamine farm you for money
Bet you'll never get to ERP with the hottest e-pussy because you didn't buy full body tracking gear, fellow poorgay
this is what metaverse is actually like btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NEC9sUHNTA
and also literal 7 year olds being casually cursed out "ima kill you" by poor people adults
i thought the 'people ran up and groped me it was my worst nightmare' stories were faked up brand sabotage by some competitor, until i actually saw this frickin 'game' being played. they are giving away freesample headsets in the ghetto and juvie and crack dens it seems
>chud the post
holy kino i've got to try that "game" out lol
jesus fricking christ
>i did not ask to be black
>I'm sorry
what a fricking mental wreck
15 hours a day of escapism in this corporate, soulless shithole, 140 hours making a "world", arguing with a child and being more childish than him and literally guilttripping him with "I'm depressed :(" and fake-crying
what a dumb fricking prostitute, people like this need to be hanged, what a waste of... everything
like, why the frick does she talk like that
what an annoying fricking manner of speech and voice, it really is a fricking game, man, what the shit
I'm guessing she hates herself for being black and larps as a white woman but gets mindbroken when she takes off the escapism helmet, that's why she takes this shit so seriously, goddamn, this is worse than second life
I will not let Zuckerberg isekai me into his handcrafted artisinal nightmare world
cope and dilate
>VR is the future of videogames
Metaverse aside, everyone keeps saying this and it's never true. It's been several years now and it still hasn't taken off. VR is literally a forced meme.
>It's been several years now and it still hasn't taken off.
VR is about the size of the entire video games industry in the early 1990s, it is a huge market.
That isn't even remotely true. It's also mostly just shovelware and amateur ripoffs right now.
>can attend concerts in VR
>can go to bars in VR
>can watch stand-up comedy in VR
>can jerk off with each other in VR
why is Ganker against it
Why wouldn't I do that in real life?
Why wouldn't I do that in real life?
Why wouldn't I do that in real life?
Why wouldn't I do that in real life?
Good question, why don't you?
Oh yeah, fatso.
> why don't you?
no one that interest me have come close to my city
>leaving your home
>Ganker contrarianism
I want to do those things with a avatar of my choice, not a human replicant which the Metaverse homosexuals seem to want everyone to use.
>I want to do those things with a avatar of my choice
Be ready to pony up some cash.
I've seen people charging up to 2 grand for VR rig commissions
Says the troony here
>>can attend concerts in VR
Same as watching a video if I can't see Keith Flint in the flesh :^(
>>can go to bars in VR
Human interaction and the possibility of sex thrown throw the window to sell ads
>>can watch stand-up comedy in VR
>>can jerk off with each other in VR
moron.
>already dead on arrival and costing cuckerberg billions in losses
>every bit of news about it gets mocked and ridiculed even by the most braindead corpo wienersucking normies
L M A O
>DOA
Rift is the most sold VR headset to date. Normies use Meta every day
>Rift is the most sold VR headset to date.
Not even close? Why are you lying, they sold 500k, some other headsets have sold millions.
Facebook literally owns the most popular VR brand you moron. The Quest 2 literally is the king. It's all the same company and integrated.
In this metaverse, there's only 3 things to do:
>VR is the future of videogame.
When all the popular first party franchises switch over to VR, I'll believe this. Until then, fakeandgay.jpg.
project more troon
you dont need friends to go to a concert
you dont need friends to go drinking to a bar, you'll make then there
I still think the Quest 2 is pretty good but that default strap is awful.
Zuckerberg is looking slightly more soulless than usual
TRUST
THE
PLAN
It's like Second Life if you sucked every last bit of soul out of it
A Czar Bomb over Fecesbook headquarters is what we need.
What we actually need is Apex legends vr
No it is not, now get back and kill your eyes with them goggles lizardman
have sex
touch grass
The last thing the world wants is a squeaky-clean corporate image friendly VR. The internet belongs to degenerates, not soccer moms.
You will consume basic shapes and you'll be happy.
so awful
It's better than the retro-90's thing
I hate the concept but I have a MANA bag so I'm hoping Zuck works his israeli magic to snuff out competitors and make it a big thing.
Decentraland is fricking garbage and I’m glad this stupid crypto metaverse shit is dying hard
VR is the future but Metaverse is a hilarious joke. I appreciate it for their effort in trying to advance VR tech though.
second life 2 when?
Have they even delivered ANYTHING yet?
.50 BMG to the temple is what you need.
Lets see Kai Lennys card!
Somehow this Zuckerberg looks more human than the human Zuckerberg
Is this the Polium thread? I need more news about the future of WEB3 gaming
>ocushit shill was peddling oculus no longer needing facebook accounts in the near future
>meta account now mandatory
ono h nonohohohnon onononon onohahahahaha
Are you being disingenuous?
They're lifting the facebook thing soon and making a separate type of account that you only use for vr, how is that even something you can twist into a bad thing?
That's an outright improvement on the current situation.
>ono h nonohohohnon onononon onohahahahaha
kek and this
same thing
Oh, you're moronic.
Got it.
I thought that might be true, but you should have just said so.
Concession accepted.
You would think by now that companies would be able to consistently make 3D avatars with some sort of charm or character to them. Like I know they shoot for something that's inoffensive so it ends up bland, but you would think SOMEONE would look at that and realize how soulless and sterile it looks.
>Watch Ready Player One and decide to rip it off
>make the advertising for your VR paradise exlusionary to white people
>almost immediately get reports of alcohol, drug use and gang rape in your VR world