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>WAAAH CAPITALISM KILLED MY BROTHER!!!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys poopy joe

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t you get tired of making these threads?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It also killed his mother

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, tyranny tore up the entire life of the village.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, his brother killed himself.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a forced protagonist. You know Ganker, I was just wondering one thing. Ganker, my bros and dudes and sisters and chicks, when did you, after getting to THAT point in the game, you just had to drop it due to how out of touch it was getting? For me, it was the sunflower fields. I can't possibly name a more terribly written, melodramatic and unfitting part of a game in any other. It's really that bad. I dropped this game to play Mother 1 instead. At least that game is more tonally consistent than Mediocre 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up, meg.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped this game at chapter 3. The game was too slow to get the ball rollling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dropped it cuz of xhem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        xhey all die btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All die. The ending with the text is just cope as Lucas begins to lose consciousness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are realistic depictions of trannies though. Ugly men in dresses. It's based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I put this game down around chapter 7 or so. Think it was around that part where Flint tries to beat his kid or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people dickride this game again? It's a miracle I didn't drop this game until I got to that part you were mentioning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dropped it at chapter 5.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never even picked up this game at all. Mother 1 for life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped Mother 3 so I could play Earthbound again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Played Mother 3 a long while back. I remember people praising this game to death, but after getting to chapter 6, I just couldn't be bothered to go through with finishing it anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dropped after 5 minutes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it was the troons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game is probably the most pseudointellectual one I've ever played in my life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game insisted on a variety of points I did not care about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised to to see so much hate towards this Mother 3. Is it really that bad? I was going to pick it up after finishing Mother 2, but after seeing all this hate, I'm concerned now. Is it really that bad?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its fine. Worse than EB and jacked off constantly so people beat EB and think "and theres a sequel thats somehow even better" and then they play it, and its somehow overserious and oversilly at the same time. EB struck a perfect balance that M3 completely whiffs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dropped it at chapter 6. Couldn't withstand the melodrama
          [...]
          I've got news for you. If you go in playing Mother 3 expecting it to be just like Earthbound, think again. It's inconceivably worse off in every way possible. The humor (arguably the strongest point of the Mother series) has taken a backseat to the unbearably boring melodrama that plagues the plot and characters. It's like a poorly written fanfiction. Just go and play Mother 1 if you haven't already and forget Mother 3 even exists.

          just be ready for someone to call you juxtagay for thinking the constant tumblr jokes for gay infants peppered inbetween animal cruelty and coping with dead family and friends who hate you not mixing together well.

          I see. Well, taking all your points into consideration, I think I'll skip over Mother 3 and go play Mother 1 instead. Thanks for the insight!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just be ready for someone to call you juxtagay for thinking the constant tumblr jokes for gay infants peppered inbetween animal cruelty and coping with dead family and friends who hate you not mixing together well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        I see. Well, taking all your points into consideration, I think I'll skip over Mother 3 and go play Mother 1 instead. Thanks for the insight!

        Its a fine game, it just has a dedicated schizo and its a bit heavy handed in some ways. At least give it a try and just drop it if you're not feeling it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like it a good bit. The music is the best of the 3 and I like the cast. Ganker is just being tsudere because it can’t give straight unironic praise anymore unless it’s new fotm. It’s a good rpg and worth a playthrough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a dedicated schizo spamming the same thread and then samegayging the entire thread
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/679619725/#679622904
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/679084691/#679085591
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/679020190/#679020910
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/678834291/#678834719
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/678633419/#678633915
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/677295959/#677300642

        https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/4uF6uRAFAj-_lNbLEzm50A/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can tell it's a samegay as he posts the same replies too, the self replying to his EPIC SO FUNNY MEDIOCRE 3 XDD jokes, can't wait for the "milquetoast 3" post as well so he can self reply 10 times to it.

          This guy has no idea how subtlety works

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's a dedicated schizo spamming the same thread and then samegayging the entire thread
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/679619725/#679622904
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/679084691/#679085591
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/679020190/#679020910
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/678834291/#678834719
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/678633419/#678633915
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/677295959/#677300642

            https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/4uF6uRAFAj-_lNbLEzm50A/

            >literally the same guy
            Epic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dropped it at chapter 6. Couldn't withstand the melodrama

      I'm surprised to to see so much hate towards this Mother 3. Is it really that bad? I was going to pick it up after finishing Mother 2, but after seeing all this hate, I'm concerned now. Is it really that bad?

      I've got news for you. If you go in playing Mother 3 expecting it to be just like Earthbound, think again. It's inconceivably worse off in every way possible. The humor (arguably the strongest point of the Mother series) has taken a backseat to the unbearably boring melodrama that plagues the plot and characters. It's like a poorly written fanfiction. Just go and play Mother 1 if you haven't already and forget Mother 3 even exists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >saw second reply and figured it was gonna be people telling him to shut the frick up
      >it's just blatant samegayging instead
      Jeez.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dropped it at chapter 6. It really is a melodramatic slugfest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2>1>3
      Cope about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off schizo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dropped this game at chapter 8. No, I did not even enter the tower. I just dropped the game before that point and never thought to play it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game just wasn't worth going through.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno if it was capitalism or just some weird gross fat goblin kid

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these threads insist upon themselves?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's unfortunate that this game has a dedicated schizo here because it really is quite mawkish and poorly written and overall a stupid massively overrated downgrade from Mother 2, and should be recognized as such.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Earthbound insists upon itself.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently beat M3 and was wondering about the ending.

    It's a cycle, right? The "end of the world" that was in Leders backstory dump is what happens at the end after the final needle is pulled and starting a "New Game" is what erases the memories of all the inhabitants, causing them to essentially repeat the same events.
    There are a bunch of meta allusions in the game and that's what I gathered from it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left, my wife on the right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s either that or the meta narrative of “take what you learned from this game and apply it irl”

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    threads like this make me miss the IP counter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Download GankerX like all the losers

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Luke sorry your mom just got eaten by Rex from Toy Story, heres a present, jk I farted in a box, Im gonna go torture a monkey and make it do the funny dance now!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont understand why he keeps making the same thread and then obviously samegay all the replies.
    Does he think people dont know that it's him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like a lot of schizos he is spamming to try to force a fake consensus to trick morons. Also he is massively autistic.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worse than the schizo making these threads every few days is the schizo who poses as 5-6 different posers all individually concerned about the schizo who makes these threads. Mother 3 fricking sucks, Earthbound mogs it in every way shape and form

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Being molested by a homosexual man granted me superpowers, lol!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a good thing everyone in this universe is a trans affirming homosexual. Not even grandpa and your cowboy father have an issue with you getting throatfricked by a drag queen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's sadly an occult belief that ""opening the root chakra"" AKA assrape can open kundalini bullshit and help people develop psychic abilities. What they don't know is that they had the abilities the literal ENTIRE FRICKING TIME thanks to God, and they've been duped by literal forces of evil tier buttholes that are power hungry and use the trauma to literally control them via trauma.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s more than just capitalism but the loss of community and gradual loss of interpersonal relationships during the tech boom.

    Itoi definitely hated things like TVs as much as he seemingly hated capitalism. Though it’s a little ironic since he communicated this through an RPG. Though I suppose that’s little different than writing a book about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to be pic related but it Mother 3 makes Itoi seem like the kind of guy who has a "This Machine kills fascists" sticker on his macbook

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he at least recognizes he can only say so much in a silly adventure rpg. He just didn’t dress up the game in tons of lore so it feels forced. I think at worst it comes off as pic related. It’s not like the aspects of society that Mother 3 criticized is unwarranted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats the worst part though. I agree with (what I perceive to be) a good few of his points about THE TV and MUH INDUSTRIALIZATION, but Im also a fricking moron and even I feel bashed over the head by the whining of a child. Earthbound did far more with far less when you go to Fourside(?)

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. A mecha dinosaur killed him and then he gets revived as a zombie basically

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah ok, but where's the kumaposter? i need my dose of tomboy gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Falling victim to safe horny slop
      Sad! Here's a non-safe horny character for you instead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cmon, poopy joe, you cant copy paste the replies towards your own posts but then cheap out on the kumaposting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The funny part is that Stellar Blade only has like 12 fanart total so he can't even dump that in retaliation. He's already reposted the same ones he usually does

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats the worst part though. I agree with (what I perceive to be) a good few of his points about THE TV and MUH INDUSTRIALIZATION, but Im also a fricking moron and even I feel bashed over the head by the whining of a child. Earthbound did far more with far less when you go to Fourside(?)

            >gay homie talkin to himself again
            GOOD POSTS, ME!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know HOW the FRICK this thread became about Eve and I happened to stumble upon these posts from the archive, so I'll contribute.

            Also
            I think fans of Eve should generate more in-game webms and post those instead of using fanart, because Eve is far more superior in-game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Someone mentioned EVE from Mother 1 in another thread and now another schizo is spamming that bawd in every Poopy Joe thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >non-safe horny
        >no nipples or butthole or pussy out
        >just a c**t in a sexy bikini
        get this "non-safe horny" shit out of my face you humongous homosexual and have a nice day in the process

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these threads blatantly suck, ill make a dedicated Kuma thread when hes asleep or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Safe horny slopposter has arrived
        Cringe. Post more Eve.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...who?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who on earth is cranking hog to what looks like a trans youtubers cartoon avatar

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sir, that character's older than most troony youtubers (and probably older than you as well seeing as how that's the first thing you thought of looking at her)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when hes asleep
        Good luck with that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it happens, he kinda sucks as a schizoposter. actual Mother thread discussion show up whenever it happens

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I support this, I need to draw Kuma head pats

        but i want an excuse to draw kumatora lewds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these threads blatantly suck, ill make a dedicated Kuma thread when hes asleep or something

      I support this, I need to draw Kuma head pats

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        draw it anyways

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eve, my wife...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your wife is a bawd

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah capitalism was just the vehicle that porky used to frick everyone and have them by the balls. it was collateral damage due to the callous attitude that fatfrick had after feeling rejected by ness and everyone because of being a terrible person.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mother/EB was never good.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's good because
    >FAKE FEELINGS!!!!!

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys schizo

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did all this Mother 3 hate start appearing? Has gen alpha finally found this game? It truly disturbs me how tasteless humanity has gotten if they get filtered by this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think one of the ecelebs played it and trashed it, so here they come parroting his fooolishness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will never forgive Dunkey for the Cruelty Squad video. Literally not even an hour it came out, homosexuals invaded the threads that were comfy as frick just to shit on it despite never playing it and calling us e-celeb lovers. Again, despite the fact that CS threads existed for MONTHS prior to any homosexual e-celeb talking about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol get fricked with your baby inc shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay Marduk

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day newbie

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    como te rompe la madre 3

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Capitalism
    >The note after killing the moose literally said "he" wanted to modify the local fauna because he was bored

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Capitalism is... le bad" is such an unoriginal theme that pretty much anyone pushing it is a certified hack.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The way the town initially treats the idea of currency as foreign while simultaneously honoring "Dragon Points" takes me out of the game immediately.
      the town should give you infinite items for free but they spoil after like 3-5 minutes so you cant abuse it, simple as. Such weak willed commiehomosexualry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's funny is that the game initially was gonna have a form of currency before the Pig Army takes over. It was just gonna be trading acorns instead of money.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Eve.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    DoctorGreen

    >playing Mother
    your fault, fools

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mother 3 is a love letter to ted kaczynski

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haha look at these silly trannies! ain't that so heckin progressive?
    oh now I see why millennials pretend to like this trash so much. there is a good reason why it was never released in the west and also why there's no mother 4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they arent quite trannies, theyre gay drag queens, but the reverence every single character holds toward them is straight up psychotic

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please tell me why the jannies got rid of the IP counter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to embolden midwits like you
      >if thread bumps, new ip
      >if no, old IP
      Use your fricking noggin, its how you can easily see samegays go
      >le sigh, shame about le schizo samegayging in this thread, Mother 3 is such a good game
      >Yeah I agree anon, good point, I love Mother 3 as much as you do and hate le samegay schizo! Only one person on this entire board hates mother 3

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