Wait Elden Ring is getting down voted cause it's too hard? Do these people not know what game they're playing?

Wait Elden Ring is getting down voted cause it's too hard?

Do these people not know what game they're playing?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it IS too hard. even the base game is too hard at certain parts.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, chinks just don't know about skibidi fragments

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Stop talking about something you clearly know frick all about, moron.
        Shadow Fragments are NOT that fricking strong

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Horrible mechanic, honestly. Just adds a lot of busywork to the whole thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue + tourist + keep coping and seething

      >TOO HARD WAHHHHHHHHH
      I now will buy the game

      Based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >buy a game from "Le hardest game studio"
      >Complain that it is hard
      ??

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the DLC is literally harder than Malenia

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How did FromSoft get into this arms race with itself where every game and every DLC needs to be the HARDEST EVER and constantly one-upping themselves

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It is kind of insane, like if you compare the difficulty of Demons Souls or the OG Dark Souls to Elden Ring, Elden Ring is wayyyyy harder than either of those two games ever were. They're definitely leaning into the skill creep to the point where I'm sure it's gotta be really hard for new players to get into the series.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            From a business standpoint, they’ll have to let up at a certain level. They’ll one up Elden ring yet again and maybe it won’t be the next game but one of their titles will be deemed too much and then the following title will be piss easy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The endgame and DLC is hard, shit like Limgrave and Liurnia are basically 40 hours of training wheels with only a few bumps.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Margitt alone (Literally the first boss in Elden Ring) is harder than literally any boss in Demon's Souls or Dark Souls.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How did FromSoft get into this arms race with itself where every game and every DLC needs to be the HARDEST EVER and constantly one-upping themselves

        >the DLC is literally harder than Malenia
        Yeah no.
        There is nothing in the game even remotely as hard to dodge as a point blank waterfowl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >TOO HARD WAHHHHHHHHH
    I now will buy the game

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    performance issues mostly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, I am reading through all negative reviews and so far the ones that mention performance also mention unbalanced bosses at the same time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The bosses act the same as the base game but the scaling is completely fricked unless you waste your time looking for items that upgrade your dlc level

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    prepare... TO DIE!
    Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so mindbroken over a marketing campaign that ran 13 years ago? You probably weren't even born yet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's what turned an interesting franchise into streamer slop.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >RRRREEEAAAAAGHGHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAHHWWAAAAAAAAHHH THE SERIES IS BAD NOW BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE LIKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
          This isn't the flex you think it is.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >This isn't the flex you think it is.
            Go back to Twitter with you Black person speak.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The quality of these games have only gotten better with each release.
          Streamers jumping on a bandwagon happens with all big releases.
          In fact Souls games filters the worst of the bunch because even with summons they get stuck and give up.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're upset about it because people like to watch other people play it?
          You're malding because the game is known for being challenging but fair?
          What the frick is wrong with you? You've been seething over a decade for the dumbest reason imaginable. Holy frick. Why do we have to share a board with you fricking morons?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >You're upset about it because people like to watch other people play it?
            No, because instead of coming up with fun and creative scenarios, like demons did and some of dark souls 1 did, it became just a fest of making the same flipping guy and dragon boss and giving them longer combos and bigger health pools.
            So that streamers could do moronic challenges of playing with their feet or hands tied or whatever other bullshit.
            Difficultly served creativity in the early games and they felt fresh and new, now it's just a memorization game, but it's always the same challenge.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              What a bunch of horseshit.
              You think the marketing tag "Prepare to Die" is what governs the development cycle at From? What a complete basketcase. Fromsoft stood out because they DIDN'T follow the market and went back and made games they liked. You're just a fricking idiot making up bullshit because you don't want to play some of the best games made in the last decade because they somehow trigger you dysphoria, you fricking mental patient.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You think the marketing tag "Prepare to Die" is what governs the development cycle at From?
                No, the tag is emblematic of what they felt the identity of their brand had become.
                It's not the tag itself, but it's telling on their reasoning.
                The proof is in the games themselves.
                Every other boss has been a variation of Artorias, or the dragons, and they never tried to shake things up with environments like they did with catacombs or blight town.
                Just teleport everywhere and rush to the next boss.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >hallenging but fair
            lol
            LMAO
            HAHAHAHA
            Dumb frick. For context I have beat the game up to NG+4 the game is not "fair" enemies can swing through walls for fricks sake.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't give a frick what your psycho brain thinks.
              The game is popular for streams because it is challenging but fair.
              Argue against the truth all you want, you fricking idiot -- it only reinforces what a jackass you are.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Just remove the fair bit you colossal fricking moron. The game is not fair. The AI cheats.
                Challenging sure. Fair no.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
                Yes it is. That's what keeps it engaging. There are other 'more difficult' games out there, like shmups, but those don't get the 'challenging but fair' right, so they're not as popular to watch.
                Stop being a fricking sperg.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >enemy 360 noscope backstabs you
                Yeah the game is fair.
                Dumb fricking moron. Seriously you are terminally fricking brain damaged.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Filtered moron lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Can only speak through buzzwords
                >Calls others morons
                Try to form a coherent, original thought that isn't filled with memes and buzzwords first.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Seething filtered babby
                >I'm too dumb for FromShit games waah waah waah

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I figured you were unable to perform any task that didn't involve spamming dodge roll.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >waaah waaah waaah the game is too hard mommy and those anons are mean to me
                lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                they gotta pretend its fair so when they bash their head onto the wall for 100hrs they can pretend they're good at a game that's actually skill-based. Like fighting games, but they're too scared to play fighting games because they know they'd get dumpstered

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                PLEB FILTERED

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't project your odd psychosis onto others, homosexual.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >he isn't able to clear bosses within five tries
                this is also generous

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't project your odd psychosis onto others, homosexual.

                PLEB FILTERED

                >filtered!!!!
                gotta wonder if you're just falseflagging to make fromcucks look bad. it's all the same shit. All the same copes, no originality. kind of like miyazaki himself...
                >verification not required

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                All you did was make up a bunch of bullshit and got called out for it.
                >fromcucks
                Mindbroken shazamtroony. have a nice day.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up chang go play your gacha slop and pay $200 for a character skin

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that's what happens when you say the same shit every time a new game or DLC from From comes out

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Skill issue
                Filtered
                Git gud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God I despise Scamco so much

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, because of bad performance and error messages.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not only that. The DLC runs bad and crashes for many people.

      This, it runs like shit on my potato. sometimes the frame rate drops to 25fps it's horrible.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have a good pc and shit still drops honestly I think it helps me dodge sometimes

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not only that. The DLC runs bad and crashes for many people.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it's not too hard. I'm playing it in NG+ and the only real trouble is some of the bosses. Seeing so many blood splatters around common enemies makes me think people are going here underleveled and getting their asses handed to them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >NG+
      Have fun never beating Radahn until he's nerfed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but NG+ has been pretty simple so far

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >simple so far
          GL on Radahn.
          Every attack he does also adds aoe explosions and he constantly spams massive AOE attacks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bitch, you gotta beat Radman before you can do the DLC, so I had to beat him in NG+ already to be playing it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even see that since the game doesn't let me sign in online due to "inappropriate activity".

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has a separate leveling system from the base game to maintain pvp balancing
    >Every moron on earth is fricking ignoring it because some arbitrary souls content creators told them it was cheating
    I want to strangle all of you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you homosexuals are so annoying
      the levelling system is inadequate, even if you collect all the fragments of a given area youre still left unprepared for the boss at the end of that area
      rellana, putrescent knight, bayle, arguably golden hippo, to name a few
      you shouldnt have to finish an entire area then leave the boss fight on the back burner
      see

      [...]

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nah, you're just trash

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fromdrones and being unable to form any complex, coherent thought.
          Name a more iconic duo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What idiot said that?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Too hard? nah, just fricking boring, why would i sit there and actually memorize how the boss shuffles his ballsack when i could just run in circles and use jump attacks
    >what do i need to do to beat this boss?
    >memorize the exact timings of things or looking at random shuffles of feet to dodge because you can't dodge on reaction
    >every boss is just becoming a fricked up spinny anti-gravity momentum stopping anime combo master
    or
    >run away diagonally
    >they do easy to abuse lunge attacks or some shit
    >win game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You still need to memorize the boss attack patterns to learn those windows of opportunity anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you literally don't
        the boss will randomly decide to just die due to RNG moveset choice and get dunked on by poise breaks from jump attacks
        >oh shit the boss hit me
        >good thing since they killed poise they made hyper armor so busted
        >finish jump attack
        >get riposte as well because poise break

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >design character specifically to kill bosses with jumping attack poise break
          >WTF WHY DOES THIS WORK IT SHOULD BE HARDER

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >or
      >>run away diagonally
      >>they do easy to abuse lunge attacks or some shit
      >>win game
      I feel like I've been doing this strat for far too many enemies lately

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why bother interacting with them? especially if they have 'annoying' movesets

        >design character specifically to kill bosses with jumping attack poise break
        >WTF WHY DOES THIS WORK IT SHOULD BE HARDER

        are you serious dude? i was int build, i picked up the moonlight greatsword and suddenly found that if i just jump attack i don't have to worry about a thing
        i had terrible luck with my bosses dodging my spells constantly
        and it's also too bad all the copycats don't hit the same

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you literally don't
      the boss will randomly decide to just die due to RNG moveset choice and get dunked on by poise breaks from jump attacks
      >oh shit the boss hit me
      >good thing since they killed poise they made hyper armor so busted
      >finish jump attack
      >get riposte as well because poise break

      Based, fromkeks seething

      it's simply a bad game

      get gud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Git good or frick off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
      FILTERED
      BEAAAAAAAATCH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People pretend they're some no-hit god but most players/streamers I see are the latter. Throw in some summons and meta builds too.

      Thing is, its especially valid and necessary this time around because of the low-uptime windows. Jump attacking with 10x bleedbite IS the proper way to do the fights and nearly everyone will do it. A master player might get a poke or two inbetween a combo but people act like Radahn or Baysk aren't going to stomp your face in if you play any different.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Scadutree Fragment mechanic does the most damage I've ever seen a single mechanic do to the overall game experience. Even the MHW Clutch Claw didn't cause half as much pain as the existence of those fragments buttfricking the balance .

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Howso? You just pick them up while exploring the area then do the primary challenge in the area after.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The smithing stone thing is really weird. By the time you can do the dlc you would have bell bearings, so it doesn't make any sense to load zones up with stones. It's a really lazy and boring type of loot.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i think it's just so that you don't have to go out of your way to buy stones for all the DLC upgrades if you wanna upgrade them and try them out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The obvious solution to this is to have a merchant that sells all the low level stones in the DLC/give you all the bells once you enter.
          That, or let high level stones upgrade lower tier weapons for cheaper

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            By the time you hit the DLC, you should naturally have the ability to buy everything up to 6
            7, 8 and 9 are from the bell that you get in Farum Azula
            So they should have just limited the DLC's drops to those.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They honestly should've just done upgrades with a point system..
              Like, Ti is +1, a Large Ti. is +10. I can use Ti and L.Ti for upgrades +1 to +3 but then I can only use Ti. of higher rarity than L.Ti.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It makes total sense to me - DLC had a shitton of cool new weapons that you'd want to fully upgrade to use. It's nice to just go straight to the Smith and do that instead of farming souls and manually buying 7x12 ore types.
        Same with the consumables - sure you csn waste your time grinding ingredients and crafting them, but it sure feels nice to just find the already made elemental RES items for example.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The smithing stone thing is really weird.
        No it's not
        >By the time you can do the dlc you would have bell bearings
        Doesn't matter, Fromsoftware WANTS you to upgrade new weapons to add to the arsenal. This is especially done in mind with new characters that will enter the DLC in NG even before finishing Mountaintops.
        Fromsoftware is based for kicking in the balls the "Guts" morons that stick to 1 weapon (Rivers of Blood btw) by making their exploration miserable, and of course a chink is the epitome of the npc behaviour

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They dont know thta 80% of normie players wont "waste" souls in a shop either they are to afraid of being underleveled.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Fromsoftware is based for kicking in the balls the "Guts" morons that stick to 1 weapon (Rivers of Blood btw) by making their exploration miserable
          I get enough souls to buy all the stones needed for a full weapon upgrade halfway through the dungeon I did to get said weapon
          I do not find any enjoyment in killing 3 dogs with bloated stats standing over a corpse that has two (2) smithing stone 1s (ones).

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I get enough souls to buy all the stones needed for a full weapon upgrade halfway through the dungeon I did to get said weapon
            It's not about choice or possibility. YOU WILL upgrade the new weapons, that's the rationale behind throwing stones at players. It's basic game design

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No i won't. But way to make exploration unrewarding. It is amazing how we still can't get to SotN level exploration rewards after like two and half decades.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No, I won't. Because only a handful of them fit the stat spread I have and the armour I'm wearing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All the smithing stone drops should give 5X what they do now in the DLC. it IS stupid to get like 1 lvl 3 smithing stone. I shouldnt need to pay as much as I have to in order to try a new weapon. You do get a lot of souls and its not super hard it is annoying and tedious though.

        Also that guy is right about the big areas that feel empty. the base game areas felt like they had way more content. The DLC feels less dense than the base game, but has more running around and more sort of puzzle exploration in terms of figuring out how to get to different places. I didnt mind open world in the base game as much but it started to feel bad in the DLC, way too much running in between content. Even liurnia is better than some DLC spots.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > only one cap of the thousands of negative reviews supposedly complaining about difficulty
      > it is saying the world is empty and rewards are bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly think the majority of players only played once and would not have all the bell's and even then "wasting" souls to buy mats isnt fun. Thre are lots of new weapons and they want you to try them, Also now you dont need to start NG+ a ton for the last upgrades since the DLC gives you 10+ of each

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The rewards are garbage
      Completely true

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      basado

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Even shits on that overrated tripe No Man's Sky
      HOLY FRICKING BASED
      You see this Internet Historicuck? Frick you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, he's not wrong is he?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ohnonono eldenbros how can we let this chink call us tumor fats

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        H-h-h-he got filtered a-a-and shit...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          dick rider

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the homies slurping michael zachery balls for a decade+ calling anyone dick riders
            lulz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How is he wrong? The exploration sucks dick, rewards are fricking garbage. I can actually count the mount of spells and weapons i found on two hands. It's that fricking bad.

      You run around an empty area for an hour and at the end find a fricking Smithing Stone [5] or something. What a fricking joke.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with the reviewer too. I found a couple good, very specific use talismans and one weapon (that I won't use). The rest is just getting those fragments, which feels like a chore.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based, fromkeks seething

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's not too hard, it's too unfair.
    you watch the bosses more than you fight them.
    especially Radahn is peak spaztic 16-hit combo roll slop.
    and it's not a skill issue, these complains are from speed trunners, who beat Melania one handed.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's simply a bad game

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The skibidi fragments suck because they feel like a wow expansion mechanic, where you have to gather the expansion mana to get powerful and levelling is irrelevant

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Game is out for 2 years
      >There is a level 250+ community that exists to avoid redditor sweats at lower brackets
      They didn't want to frick people over.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based
    I will now buy your game and shill for free
    Fromgod won again

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll ask again because no one in the other thread knew for sure. Is this accurate or what? What remembrance boss should I be fighting after rellana?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is fricking spastic holy shit
      Anway the answer is Messmer (or golden hippo idk i think theyre both in shaddow keeps ive not done it yet)
      from what i heard most the rememberence bosses and whole zones are optional, you can just go kill the final boss after messmer i presume

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just play the game and explore around. it’s been out for 3 days and you’re already looking up guides, fricking shameful. explore homie, explore the world

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have work tomorrow and I wanna try and get a fair bit done today. I’m not gonna wack a giant flaming homies toes every time I see one either. Just let me see the main shit and I’ll do the side content later

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You will miss out on ton of quest and items if you just explore around without guide.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek I was just about to post about how confusing the map has been. I had to go clockwise around the map, taking paths through castles and at one point through a tunnel. It has been hard to tell if I am playing any of this right. It is very different than Elden Ring's semi-linear map.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I had to go clockwise around the map, taking paths through castles and at one point through a tunnel. It has been hard to tell if I am playing any of this right

        At what point in your life did you forget how to have fun?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I am having fun, but I can't tell if I am going backwards or going into areas I am not ready for yet. It is hard to tell if any of the exploration is intentionaly designed like this or not. The base game had a few shortcuts but it was still clear where your next destination is meant to be. I feel aimless.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You have to find the scat fragments, that's all that matters

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Game itself is anti-fun

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dare I say
        F I L T E R E D

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >fextralife
      holy frick, kys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the actual route is really simple
      For the main route you go 1,2,3,4,5,14,15,16
      7, 10 and 11 are bonus areas with specialized loot, unique bosses and more lore
      9 and 12 are the Dragon hunter Quest
      6 and 8 is the St Trina quest
      13 is the frenzy Quest

      Pick and choose what order you want to do them in and your golden.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even get into that zone marked 2?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have to fight Messmer in the shadowkeep to get to the top of the left area but everywhere else you can go from the shadow keep after the hippo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Also Pink makes no sense you can go to the dragon peak after Rellana frick probably even before the top right area does not connect to it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get to the Zone 2, west of the starting area? There's just a high cliff there and no way to scale it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        from the grace before going to belurat turn left and walk along the mountain path.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, anon, I must've missed it somehow.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon, different anon here who missed that

          [...]
          [...]
          >filtered!!!!
          gotta wonder if you're just falseflagging to make fromcucks look bad. it's all the same shit. All the same copes, no originality. kind of like miyazaki himself...
          >verification not required

          I would presume they are. They don't have anything to say, just shitposting. Best to not engage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >skull in the middle of the water
      What the hell is there?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        putrescent knight or something, dungeon starts in the large peninsula nearby

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Skip everything to rush bosses
    >WHY DOESNT THE GAME TELL ME THERES ITEMS TO INCREASE DAMAGE RESISTANCE?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nah honestly that's what most people are talking about but the real problem is that it's boring as frick empty bullshit full of recycled enemies and shitty dungeons, just like the base game. As for the boss design, it's not impossible to beat, it just isn't fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >See a single lobster with what looks like a different skin chilling in the river
      >FRICKING 40 DLC LOBSTER REEE
      You shazam trannies are insane. Like the whole gaslight that the Lion is a tree spirit model when it shares no like animations.

      You literally just saw it had a long body and flipped around and thought if you screamed that enough people would believe it.

      Absolutely loathsome.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        at least 6 reskinned dragons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sorry Black person, 2hit-kill bosses and roll-spam is peak good gameplay and proper DIFFICULT difficulty. only Miyazaki hole-lickers will understand, especially after watching another 1hr video essay

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Do these people not know what game they're playing?
    And? You're still free to express your opinion and critique on the game, as a paying customer.
    This is akin to the "it's shit on purpose" defense.
    It doesn't matter if it's a deliberate design choice, if people don't like it they will let you know.

    The question is: If you're enjoying the game, why do you give a shit about Steam reviews?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      your criticism is automatically invalidated by anyone who is better at the game than you disagreeing. they know more about it than you, as game knowledge=skill. the only thing your negative review about difficulty of all things is a signal to other people who aren't good at the game and have no desire to become good at the game that this isn't the game for them. which it isn't.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >your criticism is automatically invalidated by someone better at the game than you disagreeing
        okay, your game is trash and the DLC sucks ass. next cope?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Criticism is subjective even when well argued.
        I can find the difficultly curve to be bad even with the acknowledgement that some people manage to climb it with little to no issue.
        You're free to dismiss any criticism that doesn't allign with your taste and experience, but it doesn't invalidate it outright.
        By that logic there would never be a point where the difficultly curve is off balance, because there's always going to be some autistic player who can get through it anyway.
        It's a matter if taste, which is what all criticism of works if art is, despite many moronic gamers thinking their critique is le fair and le objective one.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this dlc is rent lowering gunshots for the fanbase, its filtering all the shitters back out the door they came in

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    90% of the bad reviews are from chinks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Chinks see shit for what it is
      Based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. They dont have have western cult-like obsession for souls-like games because it is just another rpg game for them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ah, yes, Daniel Ahmad, who pays for twitter, said it. must be true.
      Rollsloppers, wake up, newest boogeyman just dropped.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can filter reviews by language, you can check it yourself.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Steam please ban china and remove all the chinese reviews
      This is just like WW2 where China was the bad guys an Japan was the good guys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pathetic bugmen must be removed

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's been out for one day. It's mostly whinny gays that rush through and cry because they cant kill Relanna in less than 10 tries.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    there is a reason why the base game is overwhelmingly positive while the DLC is negative
    it is too hard in the sense that the bosses are so tedious that it just feels like a chore
    theres also no feeling of significance to any of the fights, no context for anything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like fanfiction. The DLC has the dark souls 2 stink all over it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Souls 2 is the best DS so it's appropriate.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick.
          MODS?!

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy elden ring now

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all the homosexuals that could overlevel and bruteforce anything in the base game are now crying

    The tears are so tasty, reminds me when Sekiro launched and you couldn't abuse the leveling system and summons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do not use my game to push your garbage DLC. If you're the kind to shill for ER you definitely cried playing Sekiro, soulstroony homosexual, Sekiro should've gotten a DLC. Not your rollshitter

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you definitely cried playing Sekiro

        Beat it in 50 hours, had a blast, did everything that can be done in a single playthrough. It was fairly easy actually

        Stay big mad

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >no charm
          >no bell demon
          >"it was fairly easy actually"
          Damn, you really are a rollshitter trying to prop up ER. Are you israeli too?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >moving goalposts

            Kek, you don't need to be angry at me you got filtered by a fricking DLC bro

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              goalposts
              >filtered meme
              Rollshitter using all the tricks! What's next, 'git gud'? Oh yeah, you didn't bell demon and kuro's charm so you can't really say that huh?
              Keep licking Miyazaki's butthole, I hope you're at least getting paid!

              My build does not require rolling, I use tons of guard counters and shoulder charges.
              Sorry your too stunted to play this game without just spamming the same 2 buttons in a row like in DS1/2/3.

              No I used guard counters too, honestly it was a really good addition to the game

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean just refund the DLC bro. You clearly got filtered very early if you're this fricking angry

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, apologies if I didn't make it clear. I didn't buy the DLC. I just think it's dishonest to shill it by referencing Sekiro when that was an entirely different situation and a much better game.
                >mad
                >filtered
                Now that I told you I didn't buy the DLC I'm expecting another really predictable catch-phrase. Don't disappoint me, rollshitter

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >. I didn't buy the DLC.

                Why are you even in this thread raging? You definitely have a screw loose

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm not raging, I just had a vested interest in making fun of you for trying to shill your garbage DLC using my game. You predictable little npc, also I'm in this thread to see anons shit on your shit game and shit dlc, honestly it's been quite fun

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're completely mindbroken since I showed you I had fun playing Sekiro as I'm having fun right now playing ER DLC.

                >my game
                Yeah you're actually mentally ill.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no way you are having fun these games are way too cheesy and boring

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >had fun
                >only played 50hrs
                I'm sure you're having fun with the DLC, fromshitter. That's why you're here with my balls in your mouth instead of playing it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Parryshitter trying to dunk on roll shitters.
            Kek.
            You think spamming parry with the occasional jump or mikiri is really all that complex?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >spamming parry
              I know you didn't play the game homosexual, parry is a whole lot better than thinking you're good at videogames for using i-frames a ton and running away from bosses, yeah. Rollshitters have no reflexes, they just memorise shit, all the game needed to throw off veterans and piss them off was to add a delay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're moronic.
                Iframes on rolls aren't different from active frames on parries.
                You think memorization isn't involved in parrying a combo? You drunk? You're doing the same fricking thing but instead of rolling at the right time, the guy on screen is raising the sword at the right moment.
                Positioni isnt even a thing for 90% of bosses in sekiro, just memorize the parry pattern and jump or mikiri when you see red.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Difference in speed and the fact that Sekiro isn't a game that relies on bosses using massive two-hit kill damage to pad the runtime of their game and its le difficulty. ER's entire design philosophy is garbage, after making Demon Souls four times, the game still sucks. Maybe souls games are just shit?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My build does not require rolling, I use tons of guard counters and shoulder charges.
        Sorry your too stunted to play this game without just spamming the same 2 buttons in a row like in DS1/2/3.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You rolled in the webm, also show this shit on a rememberance boss.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >opening fights with a ranged attack
          you didn't beat the game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You rolled.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fromtroons will defend this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to be Monster Hunter?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is from secretly challenging MH?
      Holy shit are we going to see a fromsoft monster hunting game?
      That would be so kino now that crapcum is failing in all fields

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its just an homage. besides, its better in Elden Ring anyway

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Does Longsword better than Monster Hunter ever did, in a single iteration
        Miyazaki is God

        Monhun is trash
        Your point?

        Based, capcum didn't made a single good mh game
        Fromsoft will make the best ever monhun game

        Based homage

        Impressive how much better Fromsoftware Great Katana is
        >Actually mix ups that aren't rigid and repetitive cycles of the same 2 canned combos
        >Proper jumping attack
        >Core gameplay isn't sitting in a gay iai stance to magic counter giant bosses

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Does Longsword better than Monster Hunter ever did, in a single iteration
      Miyazaki is God

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        test

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the camera is the worst enemy in this fight. Everything else is great but even when youre not locked on the camera makes it unfun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its sort of how you get told to use giant weapons IRL its not rocket science greatswords are where it makes no sense

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Monhun is trash
      Your point?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based, capcum didn't made a single good mh game
      Fromsoft will make the best ever monhun game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based homage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive how much better Fromsoftware Great Katana is
      >Actually mix ups that aren't rigid and repetitive cycles of the same 2 canned combos
      >Proper jumping attack
      >Core gameplay isn't sitting in a gay iai stance to magic counter giant bosses

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Longsword has always been the worst MH weapon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Then why is it the most popular weapon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      peak japanese

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >muh difficulty
    you are playing a woman's game. remember that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why are soulslop so popular with gamer gurls? None of them played Armored Core VI, for example.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >None of them played an autistic mecha game
        YOU DON'T SAY

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But they play the autistic fantasy game, which is arguably much harder.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Base ER has a lot of ways to lower the difficulty. Spirit ashes, OP weapons, coop, magic build, using a shield, over leveling to name a few. No such things in AC.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Songbirds + stun needle made the game a cakewalk.
              I guess you have to get over the Balteus hump first.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Those two things got nerfed pretty hard. Not saying AC6 is a difficult game, but you have to learn how to play if you want to beat it, contrary to most Souls. For example DS1 was piss easy with a shield and big poise build.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but all these girl streamers buy games on D1.
                You can't tell me they skipped the game because they nerfed stuff a years later.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >arguably
            AC6 is the easiest game fromsoft has made since AC4FA

            Base ER has a lot of ways to lower the difficulty. Spirit ashes, OP weapons, coop, magic build, using a shield, over leveling to name a few. No such things in AC.

            Every single boss in the game can be cheesed and there's no penalty for switching to a cheese build right before the boss arena. For S ranking every mission you can first unlock all parts and then just run a meta PVP build into the big spectacle boss fights for a cakewalk.

            Songbirds + stun needle made the game a cakewalk.
            I guess you have to get over the Balteus hump first.

            Pre-nerf balteus could be cheesed by putting max dps weapons on a tank and just facehugging him, that's what I did. Post nerf balteus is cakewalk even with LOADER 4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I keep getting Sasha fricking Grey playing elden slop in my recommended lmao with 3k+ simps watching her at all times

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >every boss now has 10-hit delayed combos with AoEs on top
    there is literally nowhere to go from this.
    Miyazaki will never do another souls like game.
    his next game will be a full on DMC action game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      worse, the enemies will be designed as if they're from a DMC game while the player will move like they've got a rock glued to them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there's countless mobility options and you choose none

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Average steamie is playing on a toaster in 1080p and can barely run the game, MAYBE at best they have a decent videocard but usually their CPU and everything else is dogshit. Then it's a DLC which is centered around end-game content which is where most people give up as is. It makes me feel good knowing people still suck at games and probably life too. Having to change your strategies and actually try is a big ask for your average normie.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    every boss done no damage with simple melee in 2 days
    tbh it is hard dlc?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever considered that this time its different and people have finally been pushed over the limit?

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Same trash ass homosexuals complained about Manus
    About Artorias
    About Orphan of Kos
    About Ludwig
    About DS2 SotFS
    About Madame Butterfly
    frick off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here since original DeS launched. Same shitters were complaining about Flamelurker saying he is impossible.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But the Bloodborne DLC didn't do this weird level scaling thing. That is my manor complaint about the Elden Ring DLC, feels very weird they went this direction. It should have been based on the normal level progression with runes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If they didn't have scaling, SL300+ characters would be clearing every boss first try while players who think they're too good to level that beat Mohg at SL60 with a +12 weapon and get into the DLC "early" would literally need to hit each boss 100+ times.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >If they didn't have scaling, SL300+ characters would be clearing every boss first try
          Bro the scat fragments are just flat stats, SL300+ characters are probably around where you get like 20 scats since it's literally just flat damage and damage resist (aka shit you would get from 99 vig 99 end and 99 whatever damage stat and wearing fatfrick armour)

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This, also who the frick levels up to 300+ besides the director himself who he admits is shit at his own games?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually happy they did that, otherwise my LV200 char would have rolled on most bosses effortlessly. I just beat Renalla after spending an hour or two on helping other players, it's crazy how harder she gets when you're in coop. Better fight her alone, with a spirit ash if you feel the need to. Just learn to jump 3 times in a row to avoid her orbital attacks and done.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no. it's being downvoted because it reuses a lot of content

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well that and apparently the game doesn't run well with hardware even when they are among the best

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so Ganker finally turned on FROMSOFT?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      actual Ganker posters are currently busy enjoying the videogame. What you see are people who got filtered and went to Ganker to complain.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have been enjoying most of it so far. But I had to take a break after 5 hours. So far my issues are:
        >lack of guidance on where to go and what you are prepared for (even the base game suffered with this)
        >stats significantly scale with a new item that is more tied to exploration than runes/successful fights
        >story still a bit unclear (only 5 hours in so obviously it'll be better, just feels like strange motivation)
        >map is unclear and has a lot of strange blocks preventing you from progressing when it looks normal on the map
        >enemy balances are weird, like some enemies can get a boost to nearly one-shot you when they are otherwise very weak; some enemies are very easy and then you'l face an enemy that feels like it shouldn't be faced till much later (like the FOEs in Etrian Odyssey)
        I am sure it'll grow on me, just think it could have used some better balancing and direction. I also encountered some performance issues for very specifc fights which made them much more frustrating than they should be. I am guessing most people share a similar sentiment.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. Eat shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, FROMsoft turns me on.
      I'm literally wet with precum right now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is a Nintendo board, Fromshit can eat shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hated fromsoft since they abandon everything that made ds2 the best game ever to make goyslop liks ds3 and elden shart

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        elden ring is literally ds2:2 thoughever

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nope

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hate rollslop, simple as
      Will preorder Sekino 2, but never buying soulslop ever again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There were always pro and anti Fromsoftwere anons here.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Since day 1 there have been OP builds and ways to play the game ez so even grifter streamers can do it. I dont understand why we think its so hard unless its just leftover from the "you didnt beat the game" meme. If you wanna watch literally anything go check what Asmon swapped his build to.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play dlc for 45 minutes
    >refund it
    >load Elden Ring back up to to play the original game
    >pic related
    >money stolen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you can very easily activate it again (for free) using koalageddon or creamapi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you stopped playing in the Shadow Lands then yeah, no shit. With the game's automatic save function, what were you thinking?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It is the GOTY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DLC of the year*
      Fixed

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the game is absolute and utter trash
    Umm... Elden Ring sisters... How do we respond without sounding mad?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, Demon's Souls, Dark Souls and Bloodborne were better 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Sage

      Elden Ring is boring. Play Selaco instead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        troony game

        • 1 week ago
          Sage

          Medieval sperg shit is on every troony's GOTY list.
          Play Divine Frequency.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I forget, why was selaco a troony game anyway

      • 1 week ago
        Sage

        Medieval sperg shit is on every troony's GOTY list.
        Play Divine Frequency.

        Divine Frequency is better than knock-off Zelda Ring

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The DLC is good, but I would say the bosses are too hard. The end game bosses in the base game were already getting to the point where it was annoying and now they've given you the option to disable summons I've disabled the Maliketh, Godfrey and Radagon because I don't personally enjoy those fights.

    The first two fights in the DLC felt very much the same, bosses have way too much health and deal way too much damage with movesets that don't have enough gaps to get a hit in without getting hit back.

    I managed to beat both Dancing Lion and Rellana solo but it wasn't fun, Dancing Lion was a fight with the camrea and too many moves that have very little wind up so you are getting hit by stuff you just don't see coming, then in the elemental phases where you were dodging previously to be under the boss now its spraying lightning frost and other shit that hurts you from just standing in it, I'm honestly not even sure where the gaps in it were I got lucky and beat him and died in the same hit as I killed him with like no estus left.

    Renella felt more fair, but you can't 1v1 her fairly I tried numerous times to be aggressive but her stupid anime combos either require precise timing or her moves come out too fast because I could roll one part but often the second part I would roll and get hit by something on the end. In the end I realized the best way to fight her is just play passivley, kite her around the arena roll away from her anime combos then punish her with a heavy attack after or a weapon art like piercing strike, that will stagger her after 3 hits giving you a riposte and free charge attack. Her magic spam wasn't too bad to dodge at a distance I also used the magic shield talisman +2 to reduce the damage from her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I beat dancing lion in 3 tries. Rellana in under 10. It's clearly a skill issue on your side.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly you're using an OP build.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Having an OP build is the whole fricking point of leveling and gearing systems

          If your build isn't OP you just fricking suck

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            like who the frick purposefully makes "shit builds" these people are who you call the ignorant ones

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I broke their stances with dual hammers. I don't think stance breaking is OP.

            If it is, atleast I'm not using magic or summons/ashes.

            >the fight wasn't hard I just stance broke the boss constantly with jump attacks and charged attack
            No shit it wasn't hard you literally played on easy mode try with a smaller weapon that doesn't stance break after 2 jump attacks and give you free damage.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >WAAAAAA WAAAA MY BUILD SUCKS
              you're trash

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I broke their stances with dual hammers. I don't think stance breaking is OP.

          If it is, atleast I'm not using magic or summons/ashes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the first few bosses of the DLC are just kinda shit. Rellana, Dancing Lion, and Golden Hippo are all shit bosses. The later bosses are much better, and I enjoyed Messmer, Romina, Metyr, Midra, and the Scadtree Avatar

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >bosses have way too much health and deal way too much damage with movesets that don't have enough gaps to get a hit in without getting hit back.
        Anon, Messmer and the Frenzy guy is literally what that anon hated about the bosses, but on steroids. Literally unstoppable blender of attacks and rollcatches, Rellana and the Lion feel like DS1 bosses compared to them.
        Is this the first DLC in Fromsoft history where the bosses are less fun that the vanilla game? Even Mohg totally mogs all of them so far.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >with movesets that don't have enough gaps to get a hit in without getting hit back
      They do have enough gaps to hit without hitting back. You are probably being greeding and attacking more/using slower attacks than you should during those gaps because I could consistently get a hit without getting hit back with my colossal sword which is pretty slow.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >refuse to level up beyond arbitrary 150 cap
    >refuse to have more than 30 vig
    >use soreseal for no reason
    >refuse to use summons
    >refuse to do anything to make the game more fair for yourself
    >WAHHHHH THE GAME IS TOOOO HARRDDDDD

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ER has a problem with the ever increasing scaling across areas, instead of being linear like des or das where the power levels stay relatively contained across all the content, ER just goes more and more balls to the wall as it goes on, both numbers wise and enemy moveset wise
    the dlc doubled down on this fact with the fricking scadutree blessing shit, so now every normal enemy can twoshot a 60 vig heavy armor morgotts rune user until you get the requisite number of blessings, and all the bosses move about as fast as malenia using waterfowl
    I really wish FROM didn't hate tanking so much after it was an actually viable playstyle in dark souls 1

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any of you enjoyed the kino moments? I think the sound design and music are much better in the dlc than base game. The giant flower/tree boss was awesome once it got to phase 2 and got really weak after it used all its power and the music change was a kiss on the lips. Or did any of you get to the Shaman village I just AFK'd there for a while it reminded me of DS2 alot

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero references to Ranni
    >Zero references to Melina
    >Zero references to Gloam-Eyed Queen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They got nothing to do with this if you play the dlc you learn why. I would like to check if Malenia changes tho there is a moment the charm breaks from her brother but i doubt it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They could have been given plenty of coherent reasons to be involved or interest or vaguely affected by the actors within the DLC in ways that actually explain the interesting mysteries about them.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The only one who is still alive just has no relation to most things since he was asleep but destined death still seems to be around you can find Godwyns face in places. Ranni wouldnt fit at all tho you get her aunt instead. I was happy to get things about St. Trina and the plot felt more focused

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute GOD has done it again
    i haven't even read the thread yet but i can already tell their a bunch of cope posts complaining it's actually the games fault they're getting filtered

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    newbies forgot the series roots. It was always about being HARDCORE HARD FOR HARDCORE GAMERS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >HARDCORE HARD FOR HARDCORE GAMERS
      demon souls/ds1/ds2/ds3/BB/ER base game
      all of them were really easy tho

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        watch out guys, we got a badass over here

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They sold because of their extreme difficulty.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >extreme difficulty
          Perceived difficulty you mean. They are gear simulators. The difficulty stems from a players ability to equip the correct fricking gear to do damage and not go for meme builds that do 5 damage per hit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Perception is what shapes our world

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Look at how many people play the game and refuse to upgrade their weapons. So many people are just utter fricking morons. Is the game difficult? Maybe if you have trouble tying your shoelaces.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >extreme difficulty
          lol lmao even
          come back when you can 1cc battle garegga at the very least

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Demon's Souls
          >Extreme
          That alongside Bloodborne is my personal favorite Soulsslop game from have made and I never found it that hard, ever, even when doing self imposed challenges.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just give it another week or 2 these threads will be filled with "If you had more than 5 shadow blessings you didnt beat the game" "I killed the hardest boss's with only 3 blessings and you cant do it with 10??"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the game on the right is Dwarf Fortress, not a single FromSoft game in a million years.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >fromdrones mirror miyazaki's behaviour and just rehash existing memes
          the game on the right was originally dwarf fortress
          food for thought

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Miyahacki fans cant play that game, its too hard for them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >newbies forgot the series roots. It was always about being REDDITCORE REDDIT FOR REDDITCORE GAYMERS
      ftfy

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >performance issues
    >trash crafting system
    >empty world
    >useless items
    >overtuned bosses
    >bosses that are just "dodge dodge dodge until you can hit once then dodge dodge dodge repeat"
    >overtuned regular enemies

    but because it's from software it gets a "free pass", right? and everyone who is "against" from soft must be a troon, right? some of you homosexuals can't handle criticism lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >overtuned bosses
      >bosses that are just "dodge dodge dodge until you can hit once then dodge dodge dodge repeat"
      >overtuned regular enemies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just admit that Bloodborne is bad and sony has no games and I'll take your criticisms seriously.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cope troony
    I already bought 3 copies and will gift a copy to my friends so they can write postive review

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered poorgay chinks
    Chad is giving it 20/10

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have any idea how many people who had never played a souls game before was drawn in by the hype and GRRM's name alone? I had talked about souls games to my collegaues for a decade, and they all turned their nose at them. Cue ER, they buy it on launch and a week later tell me they can't beat Margit. From wanted the Call of Duty audience and now they got it.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hear shitters complaining about the difficulty
    >check out the king of shitters asmongoloid
    >all he does is jump attack with dual halberds over and over again
    >has a complete meltdown when a boss doesn't roll over and die instantly from jump spam
    Yep, it's a skill issue. Git gud.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He changed his build a day or 2 ago. This DLC managed to do more to asmon than the whole base game could. He is now playing a greatshield wall build that was popular day 1 since its literally impossibly to break your block and he actually looks like he is having fun now.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >boss does his 100 hit combo that teleports with every hit and explodes with aoe for some reason
    >roll roll roll roll
    >do the one attack you're allowed after his combo ends
    >resume rolling
    Fromdrones think this is "good" gameplay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is
      Git gud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        idiot

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Skill issue
          Cope and seethe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Le git gud reddit meme
        Well there's a reason why they call you From DRONES.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Shutup homosexual
          Go play ubishit or cod and pay $100 for a skin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the secret is that they love watching more than playing. cucks essentially. why do you think they praise the art direction and le lore and le cool attack animations so much? they need to pretend it's a skill-based game so people don't call them out for being cucks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        truth post

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My game just freeze and crashed a moment ago, never had that problem in base game.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have mixed feelings about the DLC but the soundtrack is the best thing they’ve done in years. That lion boss theme is fricking crazy.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they are playing it wrong

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the unique bosses are the best part of the game the part that's making the babies shitt heir pants
    the rest is pretty lame, entire barren areas dedicated to few bosses that bring no challenge
    unironically i'd rather the DLC just be a gauntlet of "bullshit" bosses if this is how they handle the open world

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt really believe people saying this much I thought most areas had enough going on but frick me the top right of the map is fully empty its just a spot for a quest. The whole area barely has any items and looks like there should be like 2 dungeons but there isnt just full of shitty sniping enemy's who miss their grabs

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday I was watching Forsen for 6hours failing to beat fire/frost sword knight boss, either he is that bad or game difficulty is very hard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's bad, took me less than 10 minutes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He has +5 flask and was doing like 300 damage per hit. He is completely gimped, no shit the boss is hard in a fricking DLC where you're supposed to be maxed out

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you're supposed to be maxed out and SL150
        >you're supposed to get scadoosh shards, being SL150 isn't relevant
        can you fricking Fromdrones make up your minds

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Due to how leveling and stats work, 60 is the soft cap. Going from 60-99 will basically just give you 100 hp compared to going from 1-60. A person going into the DLC level 100 or level 200 will basically experience the same shit. Now, the Scadutree fragments will raise all your base stats by 5%, and the max amount of Scadutree fragments in the map is 20. So the Scadutree fragments are where you get your power cause they are balanced around having 8 of them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >watch for the combo
      >jump the moons
      this is all you need to do to win

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It is interesting seeing the posts criticisms and praises.You can kind of tell who has played it (gives specific examples from the game, not shitting on people, fairly level headed responses) and who hasn't (extreme hyperboles, meme words, either its shit or perfect).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Example of a post someone who hasn't played it would make

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          BEAR
          SEETHE
          SEETHE
          LEST

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was burned out on fromslop when ER first came out so I didn't pick it up but I bought it now with the DLC and I'm actually having a lot of fun with it.
    I made a magic man and I'm just dumping all runes on int and pew pewing everyone to death from a distance while also using summons whenever possible.
    Shit all over Margit on 3rd try last night with the Jellyfish and glintsone spam.
    Yes, I'm beating the game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was burned out when DS3 came out, enjoyed ER on launch and now I'm burned out again with the DLC.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it would be 10x better and most of the difficulty complaints would go away if they
    1. allowed the camera to clip and see through walls
    2. zoomed the camera out slightly on large bosses
    3. bound roll to press instead of release and moved run to a different button
    At this point in the series I have to assume they're making the controls shit on purpose just for the sake of it being harder.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its hilarious how they did this... in Sekiro and then just throw it all in the trash. ER is shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute truth, brother. Cannot wait for the downfall, like when people realised Skyrim was a mediocre RPG after it was released again and again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they're making the controls shit on purpose
      No shit Sherlock

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Another shitter filtered rofl

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >But what about the time I saw a webm of someone getting hit by an enemy and it looked unfair!? I'm going to stick to bing bing wahoo!
    Fricking hell. I want 2013 Ganker back.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the only way to kill the armored Furnace Golems with the hefty fire/furnace pots? This is so moronic, I'm skating back and forth on these stupid cliff ledges trying to weave through one million homing fireballs like I'm playing fricking 2hu praying that I don't miss a pot throw because I can't craft more of them mid-fight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when you get up to the ledge they should always go to the same spot then just chuck em in. Its when they do the swipe attack you know they are inthe right spot

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick every journo who gave this game a 10. The best feature of Souls was always the level design, that's been declining since Bloodborne and culminating with open world slop.
    >40 new boss fights!
    Frick off it was the journey to the boss that mattered, I'm sick of the over focus on le epic boss fights

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its hilarious how these cucks call enemies without even health bars "bosses" now, so they can claim it has 72 "bosses". When only 6 deserve that title.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The number of generic humanoid bosses is crazy, I've fought 5 so far, 3 of them were basically stun locked by my jump R2s.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the humanoid bosses are the best ones. the hippo is one of the most dishonest bosses in the entire game not just DLC.

          Rennalla was a way better fight

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They're more grounded in traditional souls game play, that doesn't make them good though. They're filler content to make up for the endless empty fields. Open World souls is a catastrophe for this franchise and gaming

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Journies are soulless marketers now, not surprised they carrying Bamco's water too.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    skill in these games = autism cause japs are moronic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Another troony filtered

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be japanese

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thank god, they're letting in like a million migrants now and their woman would rather frick anything but a Japanese.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You, however, remain eternally filtered. Troon.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you are the one roleplaying that the game is good homosexual

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Best DLC ever on Metacritic
              Your move, shitter troon
              Lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i don't know if i have ever bought a dlc in my life
                maybe for mass effect 2

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I CANT SEE WHATS HAPPENING DOOD THE CAMERA IS BROKEN ITS SO DARK BRUH DOOD SIGH
    - Ganker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I know the camera sucks ass, embarrassing for a game of this size.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cry more asmon, you are shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          E celeb obsessed troglodyte

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            meltdown imminent

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If the gameplay isn't fun, why get good?
    I think the [insert copypasta about having no control over what happens in the game and passively waiting here] have been stretched to their breaking point in the DLC.
    The cracks were already apparent in places in the base game.

    It's not the losing that sucks. It's that winning sucks now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered cuck buck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I got filtered worse by Sekiro but ended up figuring out the game and really enjoying it.
        I got filtered far less by Elden Ring but having it figured out I don't enjoy it.
        It's really that simple. The reward of passively playing with Elden Ring's dlc timings is being a little b***h. It's not fun to with that way.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >WAAH WAAH WAAH I'M A SHITTER WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your average DLC experience

    >drop into the game
    >HOLY SHIT THIS AREA LOOKS STUNNING
    >run towards the giant Wickeman
    >get easily killed by the Wickerman
    >"hmm okay maybe i should come back later - for now let's check out those ruins!
    >gets one shot by knight
    >gets one shot by blob
    >"Eh...maybe i should really get those fragments the game was talking about..."
    >ride around
    >keep getting one shot by everything
    >start to actively avoid all combat in order to not die and lose time
    >get ambushed every time you move around a corner
    >finally see a shining purple item in the distance which could be great
    >fight your way through a horde of annoying damage sponges that kill you multiple times
    >reach the item you wanted
    >it was trash

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >one shot
      >damage sponge
      you're bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Here's you're average chink review

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's just unreasonable, anon. I killed the Knight in ~5 attempts on a level 115 char with 1 Scadutree upgrade (+5% stats), Occult Watchdog Tree Greatsword. And I am terrible at these games.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People are leveling to 200+ and still struggling it's fricking hilarious how bad people are.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This shitty DLC has level scaling. Your level literally doesn't matter.
      If you put more points into HP the enemies end up doing more damage in return. The only way to get less damage is to collect those stupid fragments.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I guess you have to play the game instead of farming birds in Mohg's then. Oh no 🙂

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >have zero fragments, enemies can nearly one-shot you even though they are beginner enemies
          >spend 3 hours searching for fragments the game just hands to you, now can kill the enemies as they should be balanced
          This is great, wow I feel like I am playing the game now

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i genuinely don't know how anyone can have trouble with the mobs even with zero skibidis

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The birds are fine. Most of the soldier goons are fine, unless they power up then they are way too OP. I also just faced one that threw honing grenades which took out half my health even though he is otherwise easy. The gargoyles are now even easier, and many others like the dogs are easier. The shadow guys are stupid easy, but maybe that is the point. It just feels like they messed with the balance to where they are either a pushover or way too OP all of the sudden.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Your level literally doesn't matter
        Then why put levels in the game at all
        RPG mechanics in Elden Ring do not work, because game expects you to hit hardcaps in Vigor and Stamina by default
        It was never a fricking thing in every game but DS2 with shitty ADP stat(still you could choose to use shield or be magecuck, not an option in Elden Ring because you will be one tapped if you don't level Vigor at least until softcaps)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So uh, you just have to beat them with skill?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >every western dev does level scaling
        REEEEE WESTERN GAMING IS KILLING GAMING
        >japanese dev does level scaling
        BASED JAPS FORCING PLAYERS TO PLAY WITH SKILL

        commit sepuku, fromdrones

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get how you can defend Elden Ring.
    I love Dark Souls more than any other game and Elden Ring is just a huge middle finger.
    They didn't want to make an experience, they wanted to make a product to maximize profits which completely compromised the soul of the game.
    Zelda was wildly successful with open world and crafting, so From had to follow suit and everybody lapped it the frick up.

    Some of the best memories I have playing video games were going through Dark Souls with my friends, but going through Elden Ring with them was such a slog and a hassle.
    Every boss had awful design and PAINFULLY transparent player-punishing mechanics that forces you to dodge roll for 90% of the fight.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >Elden Ring DLC flops so bad people are waking up to how shit the game actually is
    >I return at 50% off
    Take the LOTF pill if you miss DS1 and DS2, anons. It's like an upgraded version of the old formula. (movement is weird though ngl)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >LotF
      i'd rather go back to code vein

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        id rather not, both games suck ass.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Metacritic
    >83 from users
    Holy kek based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well Ganker and Ganker and youtubers say user scores are the only ones that matter and not the mainstream media so...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Figures that troonsers like you will b***h and moan b***h and moan b***h and moan b***h and moan b***h and moan b***h and moan b***h and moan b***h and moan b***h and moan b***h and moan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK FRICK FRICK ITS NOT FAIR DELETE THESE FRADULENT REVIEWS GABEN HELP

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Do these people not know what game they're playing?

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shazam trannies literally paid the chinese government to mass review bomb the game
    the lengths they will go to, I hope steam looks into this fraudulent behavior

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think the scadutree fragment system works fine to make the DLC balanced for a wide range of players. Seems like stats are strictly for min max and equipment requirements which is perfect.

    My only complaint is I spent far too much time without a map, making me follow graces, and getting lots of fragments. Now I'm overleveled for half the content as idk what max scadutree is.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Put on a shield
    >Take no damage
    Really not that hard is it lads?

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly couldn't give a shit about this DLC. I've been into these games since Anons on Ganker were posting shitass translations when we all had to import jp copies of Demon's because we were all so certain that it would never hit the west.

    Elden Ring feels like it misses the mark as to why people liked these games, and it makes complete sense why Elden Ring is the biggest, best selling, most popular one and is widely regarded as "the best" by people who barely made it any further than the academy.

    Despite doing two whole playthroughs I'm not even sure if I even like Elden Ring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      discord raider

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        scat lover

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

        >elden ring mooks
        >hard

        Yet another moron filtered

        It's so impressive how third worlders can't understand artistic merit. You're who Dark Souls 2 was made for, actual mouthbreathers who see this franchise as nothing more than online bragging rights.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yet you were filtered

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          brown + filtered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's just so off, Dark Souls and Demon's Souls had enemies that could frick you up, so you had to be patient and take your time. When you did you'd realize how much love and detail was crammed into the world. Now it feels like they are "hard" because that's kinda what they're just supposed to be.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >elden ring mooks
        >hard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Are you bad at reading or something

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, you said "hard"
            whatever the frick that even means

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yet another moron filtered

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not too hard if it's artificial difficulty.

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >r*ddit terminology
    yup leddit thread

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about you, but I have work and shit to do. I only have 2 hours to play the game. It fricking sucks to play for 2 hours and get cheese by a boss doing 5 move combos and lose all my runes and progression. I have better things to do like make food than smash my head into a wall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why do wagies always insist that devs pander to them and makes games so much worse?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I use 2x or 4x defence cheats and cheats where I don't lose anything upon death, makes the game so much more fun to me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bro!!! I do the same. I also increase my posture, health regen, and I increase my damage and allow enemies to actually hit each other. I'm having a lot of fun

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Trainers?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Fling Trainer, just use whatever you like

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like you have been... dare I say it...
      F I L T E R E D
      B I T C H

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, it isn't going anywhere. I am hoping they patch some balance fixes for it. It is just more of Elden Ring. Imagine if they squeezed the map to 1/4th the size and tried to cram in 1/5th the content into it. That is basically it- just more Elden Ring.

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It has garbage performance on PC, you don't even read 3 negative reviews before making a moronic post like this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being brown and poor

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I downvoted because they "fixed" the best rune farming glitches. Now the game is a tedious chore to replay again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your cheat engine bro?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Buy le crow still works, now you have to get shartshards to level up with the world lol

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why does nu-miyazaki hate str builds so much. katana/fast weapons out dps and out stagger all colossal weapons. even when you get a poise break with a colossol the enemy gets up before you can even hit the attack button again cause apparently even if you have 60 str your weak ass cant pick up your weapon off the ground

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is a false flagging dex poster. str bros are not this big of b***hes

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Swallow of the Turdpee is the worst dlc in Souls history. Of course this pos is the breakthrough title. We're never going to see the end of this ruinous formula
    >open world + a million anime boss fights
    Why couldn't it have been Bloodborne?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm too poor to buy KINO so I will complain instead
      lol
      lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're the poorgay who never played Bloodborne because your parents wouldn't buy you a ps4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Peeceeturds can't play Bloodpiss so they cry for more open world slop

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Most of these newbie souls cazzies have never played DS2. This new dlc is nothing compared to Scholar of The First Scat

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You homies that rushed the dlc based off guides didn’t beat the game

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Do these people not know what game they're playing?
    Erm... Right? Prepare to DIE...
    POV: me after I die for the billionth time?
    That escalated quickly!
    Me when George and Miyazaki team up: I'm in danger!

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how From didn't learn a single thing from the base game boss complaints and instead doubled down on endless anime combo bosses

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >hurf durf filtered
      elden ring is piss easy
      its simply the worst souls game

      filtered

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because the phenomenon of "From Bad" is Ganker exclusive, including meme arguments.
      Japan didn't have a Tortanic or a console war shitshow with bloodborne to create a counter culture designed around "Dethroning From Software".
      That's all Ganker.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"Harry Potter"
    >Bleed build
    >Only ever presses L2, R1 or O, never too close to each other
    You just know he went right away to give a negative review and uninstall

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hurf durf filtered
    elden ring is piss easy
    its simply the worst souls game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dark souls 2 and 3 exist

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        BB = DS1 >> power gap >> DeS = ER >> DS2 DLC >>> DS3 >>> diarrhea dog shit >> DS2 on release

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What a pathetically easy game.

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's shit because i said so!
    >s-stop saying i got filtered!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy dick riding

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    all that seethe instead of just summoning I using spirit ashes
    you are not impressing anyone just learn the fights the easy way and after 20 of them you can start soloing it

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Discord troons not happy, what set them off this time?

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw all these crybaby redditors getting a taste of baby's first Souls DLC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s hilarious and they’ll even quote experiences others had as their own to try and shit on it.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Numbers are too high
    Skibiddi fragments are a bad mechanic that shouldn't be in the game
    areas are too big and too empty

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >BAAAAW WHY ISNT MY RL500 CHARACTER STEAMROLLING EVERYTHING I ONLY KNOW HOW TO JUMP ATTACK BAAAAW

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        its not even the scaling moron, Sekiro had the implementation correctly

        i do not want to ride torrent 20 hours for my character to not be gimped, Fragments should've dropped from important bosses only so you could properly pace the fricking game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >BAAAAW
          You're chinese, I get it. Shut your mouth already.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Fragments should've dropped from important bosses only so you could properly pace the fricking game
          This is game design 101. I don't think Miyazaki is capable of such moronation, this dlc has to be 100% Tanimura

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the game should pander to me, the trans speedrunner
            nah

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy those negative steam reviews. The schizo scat fragment placement is why so many are getting filtered. It's not their fault either, bad game design is to blame for once

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                don't care

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don´t care about you either

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the bosses are all a bunch of bullshit!
    >but elden ring is actually super easy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      both can be true, moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why would you complain about a boss you steamrolled being bullshit?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cause i still felt bad after beating it cause the game is shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Considering you can summon an assassin to kill the boss for you while you do nothing, yeah it's piss easy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >summoning
        it's easy without the summoning, you're just bad

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I know, I don't summon. Just makes the difficulty of the game a literal joke, it's a literal meme amongst the playerbase.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no contradictions here. 2hit kill bosses are garbage. but ER bosses are knowledge-checks. Once you know how to dodge all the moves, anyone can beat them, it's just the big damage makes it take a lot longer to learn their moveset. But it's still not difficult. No mix-ups, no complicated control scheme to trip up players, dodge roll is extremely strong and can take you through the whole game.
      Your game is just.. Not good. It's okay to admit that. You don't need a videogame to validate your ego or existence. You can gitgud in something important.

      I believe in you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >bro it's easy if you make the boss do no damage

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          DS1 bosses killed you in 6 hits so you had good chances to learn the moveset and move on without much tedium. Killing you in one to two hits really slows down the process. Don't be dishonest.
          You're not bound to the game, anon. You can be a lot better than this.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why is it so hard to believe some people aren't struggling as hard?
            i take 2-3 hits but because i have a little thing called HEALING, i can just keep going

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              its a good thing that the bosses dont do 20hit combos then...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                most of the time they chip you first giving you a chance to just roll out or they push you out of the combo

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say that? I said getting killed in two hits makes the game tedious and that it's not difficulty. Because bosses are a breeze once you learn the moves, it's just a big knowledge-check made tedious by over-punishing mistakes that you'll definitely make since you don't have the knowledge yet.
              There's nothing there to surprise you, there's no actual skill-input in ER. But I'm not saying the player's are unskilled, they're definitely patient at the very least.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i don't even learn the patterns, i just react and it's enough since nothing one shots

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's good, anon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                idk man, i just think you're overreacting like everyone else
                the game will be solved, the babies will be filtered and those who care to continue will improve like every game before this

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >and those who care to continue will improve
                If only this applied to Fromsoft

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Over-reacting? I think it's a fair criticism on the game's systems. Yes the game will be solved and someone will inevitably no-roll no-damage the bosses, but that doesn't make things any better for the game, especially if From takes that as a challenge and bloats damage some more and makes longer combos.
                As for babies being filtered, this is what I mean by using the game to prop up an ego. If you use the game as a measuring stick for worth, you won't be able to fairly criticize it and any criticism can and usually will end up feeling like a personal attack. The game hasn't really been improving since the first souls game honestly and there hasn't been much innovation.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >this is what I mean by using the game to prop up an ego. If you use the game as a measuring stick for worth
                why do you people always mistake being called shitters for "ego"?
                if someone was bad at fable and got called out for it you wouldn't say this shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >why do you people always mistake being called shitters for "ego"?
                >if someone was bad at fable and got called out for it you wouldn't say this shit
                Fable doesn't have legions of drones crawling out of the woodwork and telling you to git gud if you have the mildest criticism

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >mildest criticism
                i've mostly been seeing people acting like the bosses are literally impossible with 20000 long combos that never end
                the game is not like this

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                my big problem with er's boss design is that they break the illusion of "difficult but fair"
                i felt in the previous souls games, especially the early ones like des and das, that both you and all enemies and bosses were tied down by stamina management, so when a boss did a big swing, you knew that you had a window of time to attack the enemy afterwards because they had to recoup some stamina
                this got a bit worse incrementally with das2 and beyond, but er completely crossed the line of "difficult but fair"
                now its all rote learning of 20 hit combos and hope the boss' next attack doesnt get sped up because of input reading
                it's just not the kind of difficulty i got attracted to the souls games to
                if i want spastic stuff, i will play a game in which both me and the bosses can have the same kind of spastic fun without a shitty stamina bar to tie me down but not the bosses

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                souls bosses never had stamina stfu shitter

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >reading comprehension
                i said it was an "illusion", dont be so defensive, and like the other anon said,

                Over-reacting? I think it's a fair criticism on the game's systems. Yes the game will be solved and someone will inevitably no-roll no-damage the bosses, but that doesn't make things any better for the game, especially if From takes that as a challenge and bloats damage some more and makes longer combos.
                As for babies being filtered, this is what I mean by using the game to prop up an ego. If you use the game as a measuring stick for worth, you won't be able to fairly criticize it and any criticism can and usually will end up feeling like a personal attack. The game hasn't really been improving since the first souls game honestly and there hasn't been much innovation.

                you are letting your ego get in the way of thinking straight

                >stamina
                of all the things how is this the one giving you trouble?

                i never said i had trouble with stamina, but to deny that it gets in the way of going all out like the bosses is just denying reality
                stamina management is the name of the game for the soulsborne series, and only sekiro broke out of this trend, and hence worked best against spastic enemies

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i never even notice the stamina and i spam out full combos + rolls

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >stamina
                of all the things how is this the one giving you trouble?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                er-gays think rote memorization is difficult
                they simply dont understand the difference between difficulty and trial and error so dont bother discussing "difficulty" with them

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >DS2 forces you to level ADP if you don't wanna get hit by everything
    >"This is bad game design"

    >Elden Ring forces you to collect a bunch of fragments spread through the entire map before you have a normal experience
    >"THANK YOU MIYAZAKI YET ANOTHER MASTERPIECE"

    When did Fromgays become a bunch of shiteaters who just eat up every single bad decision?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you dont need to level adp at all in ds2 cause that game has actual good controls and proper deadzones to dodge attacks just by walking

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >implying
        you needed something like 20 adp just to have DS1 level i-frames lol
        wasn't that bad but it was also like 1 of 500 different things wrong with DS2

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >implying
        you needed something like 20 adp just to have DS1 level i-frames lol
        wasn't that bad but it was also like 1 of 500 different things wrong with DS2

        >you dont need to level adp at all in ds2 cause that game has actual good controls and proper deadzones to dodge attacks just by walking
        HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that anon clearly didn't play DS2
          much less on release

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Ring forces you to collect a bunch of fragments spread through the entire map

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, you find high level weapons regularly - technically you never need to engage with the upgrade system

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In Dark Souls you mean? The vast majority of your damage comes from upgrading weapons.

          >Fragments should've dropped from important bosses only so you could properly pace the fricking game
          This is game design 101. I don't think Miyazaki is capable of such moronation, this dlc has to be 100% Tanimura

          That's the entire fricking point, are you stupid? If you can't beat a boss, just go explore some more and come back later.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >just run through the empty fields bro
            nah

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just beat lion solo and that might have been one of the worst fricking bosses from has done in a long time mechanically, camera and lighting phase are unforgivable.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy. Be careful not to rage quit on The Golden Hippo, it has 10 times worse camera and hitboxes than the Lion.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lion hitboxes were mostly fine other than his grab coming out before he actually charges at you.
        Lighting after effects and camera making his beyblade stupid to punish or defend against (shout outs to wind phase making him stick entirely to his safe attacks)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There is no chance they play tested this shit. Must have been too late for big changes by the time they finished all it's animations.

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sologays a shizophrenics
    play the game normally you morons

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most dogshit boss in all of these games
    Actually can't win solo/without using ashes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just mash stormcaller on Great Stars or something

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >watch the boss do a 20 hit mid air combo before being able to attack
    THIS GAME IS PEAK ON GOD BRUH!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      git gud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        d rider

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whats our password

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Played Lies of P before the DLC
    >Enjoyed it more
    At first I thought people saying a simple copy were insane but I am starting to agree with them

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are steam users such babies like this? Furthermore why does it let you swap your updoot on a dime 3 years later?

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    retvrn

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its the rollest of slops, the ultimate troonslop.

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DLC feels like it has only one viable build, and if you dont have it you are fricked. This is exactly what made Elden so good, you could literally play any way you wanted.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC feels like it has only one viable build
      and what build is that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        jumping L2 dualwielding great weapons

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds genuinely awful, i just claw them ez

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm playing full faith and the DLC is ez
          sorry for your jump build

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dex homosexualory

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bleed katana, light roll, parry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >design bosses so they're difficult for the strongest builds
      >anything else becomes unplayable

      How long until people finally admit From is good at world building and complete shit at combat design

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I never got why people think ER world is any good. It's a bare skeleton with a lot of bones missing, especially after the capitol it completely falls apart and it didn't have much going for it prior to that.

        Tons of 'loregays' out there that just make shit up as they go and write whole blogs of fanfiction insisting it's all there and hinted at, but it's nothing but vapid nonsense.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if they made it stand alone they would probably sell more copies than the base game.
    but no. they had to grip to the dying dlc model.
    anyone have any number on how the dlc sold?

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DLC is easy as frick. Don't know why everyone is struggling.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BASED nerf ignorer. It did nothing to stop it anyways

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Must be from people who can't even enter the DLC

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because it sucks, the one thing elden ring is trying to do is exploration and all it is is running on a horse through empty fields to go to the next boss area where you will dodge roll a ball achingly unfun fight to go to the next boring exploration segment until it just ends. the combat in these games just fricking sucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but I don't dodge roll. I have 101 poise and heavy armor and heal on hit so I trade until the boss is dead. Str, Str/Faith, and Faith all have weapons that can do this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cool but the shitty combat is still what it is, sekiro was much more fun and balanced because you have to think about parrying and timing instead of just rolling or in your case just absorbing damage from a boss that just spazzes out all over your screen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I may be done with this shit due to the amount of pointless dead ends that you HAVE to search to find the scat fragments. And if I have to kill another fricking dog...

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring brought in more noobs/casuals than any other "soulslike" in the past 10 years, most of which didn't finish the game before jumping into the DLC. This is normal

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished it.

    Lion was just yet another large spastic boss where the actual difficulty comes with the camera.
    Kinda bad boss.
    Rennala was fine but also kinda average. Cringed when she pulled the Pontiff shit. Get more material Miyazaki.
    The Gold Hippo was just the Lion actual except slower, pisseasy and ugly. One of the most wortheless bosses in all of Elden Ring.
    Romina meanwhile was actually kinda fun - interesting design and moveset - fair fight and somehow the one scarlet rot boss in all of Elden Ring that doesn't feel like caner. Easily one of the best fights in the entire game period.
    Messmer meanwhile just sucked - Melania again except this time you don't have a bullshit fast sword sing but a bullshit fast spear rush that you need to learn how to dodge or tank. This loser got designed to look good in trailers - not be a cool fight. Underwhelming.
    At that point i wanted the game to be over already and Radahn as the final boss with this clearly unfinished moveset put me off entirely.

    I am glad it's over. This wasn't worth the 40 bucks.
    Time to play a better game (KIngdom Hearts 2)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed with most of this. Romina and Messmer were both great, everything else was mediocre and Radahn is fricking awful. Also the scadutree mechanic is the worst most tedious bullshit I've ever seen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Romina was the only fun boss this entire DLC. She also happened to be very easy in comparison to all the other bullshit bosses not to mention the moronic dragon with a trillion HP.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The hidden Fingers boss was good imo.
        The Avatar of the Scadutree was decent as well.
        I don't think I actually like any other boss in the DLC and I've fought every remembrance boss.

        I think Radahn is absolute trash and he NEEDS his moveset reworked.
        Absolutely trash encounter. Does not feel good to fight at all

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          rellana was fun

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's 'too hard' because the design is bad.
    All difficulty is not equal. There's good difficulty, and then there's nonsense difficulty.
    Kudos to From for not dumbing down their difficulty for the whining masses, but a very big un-kudos to From for making garbage design choices to pander to the git gud meme.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you will ROLL 40 times
      you will ATTACK only once
      and you will like it!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        actual skill issue
        i literally fight every boss by mindlessly smashing RB and then rolling when it's clearly about to attack

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          bosses are always attacking dumbass

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            damn, i guess i just imagined getting full claw combos off repeatedly for every fight

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              no need to lie, anon
              by this point even blind people have seen the wombo combos of bossfights

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >lie
                dex builds would literally be worthless if you couldn't get full combos off, there's plenty of openings

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              the only thing you get full combos on is burger king, fatboy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >garbage design choices
      such as?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        read the post above you chief

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i guess i must be a god then because that's not an issue i've ever had
          or maybe the truth is a little more sad

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Too many to list, but the HP/damage numbers are pretty frickin' naff, for a start

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This DLC is the definition of artificial difficulty, because it literally scales damage and HP to unreasonable levels. Every fight becomes an insane drag.

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    all by me

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She beat Lion in less than an hour solo with no summons btw, literally better than 99% of Ganker

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I beat the Lion on the 2nd attempt.
        It's not hard.
        Every boss in the DLC is not that hard except for the final one, which is hard due to bullshit attacks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Lion is not hard so long as you get a few blessing before the fight. People are charging head first into the boss fight and thinking their levels can carry them.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Blessing level is a meme
            It's NOT any where near as strong as people seem to think.

            I'm 19 blessing level, in strong armor, and my absorption only went from low 50s to mid 60s

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              19 Blessing is +76% to your damage and defense anon. That IS a lot and VERY noticeable.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                50 absorption to 66 absorption is not noticable.
                The damage increase is decent, but the defenses are pathetic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She has regular +12 hour streams. The rabbit is a better gamer than 99% of Ganker.
        Top percentile videogame addict.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >18k
      >When she used to do 50k
      God damn are vtumors falling off?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Simple, the market's oversaturated. Back in the early days, you watched whoever was available, but now even within hoe-girlve, you've got a much wider selection of choices.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She still regularly gets 50k+, ER just isn't exactly a high viewership game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nah just watching my husband Ao-chan instead

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rellana is a fun boss in the sense that it's funny to watch hosts get dunked on by the double moon when summoning for her.

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking lol. AT NO POINT in gaming history this or the previous titles were ever hard games. People are genuinly moronic.

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >playing solo is too hard and arduous
    >using summons makes the game too easy

    What is the solution here? Fromsoft put themselves in a hole trying to capture the magic of BB and sekiro without actually updating combat. I'm 100% sure people complaining about difficulty arent using shields, parry or spells to gain advantage but using them feels equally cheap as using a summon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Playing solo is not hard and arduous.
      Get good. This is an RPG, there are already various cheese builds for the bosses.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      With playing solo i mean avoiding all cheese builds. If you cheese, you didn't beat the game. This shit existed since DS1 once people realised you can parry the final boss.

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