Wait you actually beat the whole game. LMAO WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!

Wait you actually beat the whole game. LMAO WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lets turn this dogshit thread into something better.
    What would you have actually wanted as a reward for this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the ability to slide down hills without shields breaking
      actually that should be the default from the start of the game lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i completed the whole game not knowing you could use a shield to slide down a hill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know how to do this but never do it because I prefer to just climb the top and glide from there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shields doesn’t take damage if you slide on sand or snow and also if you slide on paths it also doesn’t take damage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cool a whopping 15% of the map then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A full-ass heart container so you can have both max heart containers and max stamina wheels in one playthrough without cheating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A gun so I could kill myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Double-speed sprint and climb
      Infinite stamina

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What would you have actually wanted as a reward for this?
      An actual dungeon would be nice, something that challenges you to make the most out of all your limited inventory in a gauntlet of sorts.
      Maybe an exclusive addition to the map too, like a previously hidden meadow in the forest where the hundreds of koroks have an end-game minigame.
      I didn't find them all but if there was a substantial reward them all I would have gone out of my way for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron alert.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You think he's a moron for suggesting something fairly normal?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >locking a portion of the game behind collecting 900 thingies
        never design a game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gear that prevents stamina drain while climbing and prevents slipping

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was perfect as it was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /thread
        if you give the player a good reward for such a boring task people will complain they have to do it now to get the good reward
        Personally Id have just made all koroks disappear from the game once you upgraded all the slots to max

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Personally Id have just made all koroks disappear from the game once you upgraded all the slots to max

          >removing optional content, no matter how mundane or boring you might find it, just to prevent people from doing it
          what?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Alright make it an option then
            >collect enough for all upgrades
            >tetsu: do you want me to tell koroks to frick off?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Triforce, a second quest, the ability to register any mount at stables, removing weapon durability, sleventy-smazollion new monsters, playing as Zelda, and also Shigeru Miyamoto should come to my house and be my butler.

      And that's for starters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unlimited stamina

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. I don't want to be forced to look up a checklist and treat going through 900 koroks as a fricking job just so I "don't miss content". It's perfect as is with half of them being optional and those who bother being given an "okay cool job buddy think about what you've done a little".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like the other anons said, two more heart pieces so I don't have to install a mod to fix their bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It hides all the koroks again!
      Infinite replayability! Like Cubeworld!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what it feels in every collectathon quests. They just made it obvious for the common moron.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I beat Ganon and started NG+ I just don't feel like playing anymore. I still have a few things to do but side quest's are quite lacking, and I think I got the coolest dungeons already.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be an autist accomplishing a worthless task
    >Win a worthless prize
    OK.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me? Hell no. Did not even finish the castle of this boring piece of shit gay game.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you've gotta admit it was a shitty reward
    buh dum tish

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the main content that was supposed to be in the game.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been years, get over your trauma already

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo shits on completionists
    kinda based and I say that as a completionist

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am still to this day searching for koroks for fun in my down time since launch. I'm not even close to finding them all but when i happen to stumble on one I get a small dopamine rush. This game is still so dam fun to explore.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't appreciate the game outright telling you not to bother doing its chores then I don't know what to tell you. I bet you didn't also speed up the travelling, used mods to cut down on the grinding and just played the good parts of the game.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t the game upfront about there being no reward? I don’t know why you’d be mad at this, I think it’s fine

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