Was Caelid always like this?

Was Caelid always like this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, some butthole Alien is sealed under it in Siofra and spreads it's Athletes foot everywhere via the river

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about this place?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, a swordsman dressed in blue sealed the Outer God (alien) of Rot under the eternal cities, but it spawned mini bug aliens to worship it and they've helped spread it's rot, along with Malenia who was cursed by the god on birth to be it's Champion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw you realize civilization is built on top of another civilization on top of another civilization

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the exact same with Bloodborne.
          >Pthumeru
          > Old Yharnam
          > Yarhnam
          Even in Dark Souls there's elements of such a thing, with Blighttown (though that's a case of the civilization above forcing people down)
          It all draws heavily from Lovecraft obviously, but in particular a relatively little known story (who's name entirely escapes me) but basically it's an entire hidden civilization under a native american burial mound of advanced Indians, they themselves built an entire civlization in a titanic cave deep in the earth, the second layer of which is home to reptilian frog like people (like those from Ib) and THEY built a city on top of a horrifying, entirely pitch black nightmare realm filled with shoggoths and other spooky shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's cool. didnt know that was inspiration taken from lovecraft

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Miyazaki been unoriginal with copying Lovecraft sience Kings Field

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                im okay with people taking inspiration. There's nothing wrong with it as long as it elevates the experience. Not many people in this world have a mind for creating something truly original.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And who's managed this great feat of original copying? Care to name a few?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                good point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lovecraft himself copied the stuff from his own mental illness. That counts as both copying and being original, doesn't it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That counts as both copying and being original, doesn't it?
                Nah, that's plain cheating. Giger did it too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You’re probably thinking of The Mound, with the Kn-Yan and their massive gold statues of Cthulhu and friends. Pretty sure there’s also a legend that claims Death Valley out in cali used to be lush and prosperous until a princess cursed it, but the civilization itself is now just underground. Manson wanted to wait out the race war there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's the same with the layers of dreams on top of dreams too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We do that in real life too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Theres a place below siofra?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Zanzibart land dlc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yep, nokron and nokstella is on top of uhl civilization which might have either been destroyed by scarlet rot or they worshipped it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this place unlocked in some quest or something? I'm in the winter area and still have no idea how to reach it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this place unlocked in some quest or something? I'm in the winter area and still have no idea how to reach it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I assume you mean the ruins on the other side of the gap in that screenshot and not just the underground in general?
          There's 2 ways to reach it, the early way is by doing Varre's quest and the other is a teleporter near one of the cliffs on the western side of consecrated snowfield.
          If by "winter area" you mean the mountaintop of giants, you get to consecrated snowfield from there using items from an optional boss in a fort in MoG and an npc in Liurnia, iirc she's in a cave along the southern part of the zone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, a swordsman dressed in blue sealed the Outer God (alien) of Rot under the eternal cities, but it spawned mini bug aliens to worship it and they've helped spread it's rot, along with Malenia who was cursed by the god on birth to be it's Champion

      Wrong. Caelid is rotting due to Malenia blooming to break the stalemate between her and Radahn. The rot god is only leaking in the Lake of Rot, not Caelid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >stalemate
        What blatant cope, she was clearly going to use and rage-quit used the blooming to only then make it a stalemate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it wasn't going to be a stalemate until she made it a stalemate
          so.... it's a stalemate?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's a stalemate?
            Only because of the bloom, she didn't "break the stalemate" with it as this homosexual

            [...]
            Wrong. Caelid is rotting due to Malenia blooming to break the stalemate between her and Radahn. The rot god is only leaking in the Lake of Rot, not Caelid.

            says, instead she only was able to achieve said stalemate by nuking everything and ruining Caelid forever.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nice job omitting my post, you coping "homosexual". here, have a copy paste:
              >The Battle of Aeonia
              >Radahn and Malenia locked in stalemate
              >Then, the scarlet rot blooms

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There is something I must return to Malenia. The will that was once her own. The dignity, the sense of self, that allowed her to resist the call of the scarlet rot. The pride she abandoned, to meet Radahn's measure.
                >>To meet Radahn's measure.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Millicent's brain is literally rotting. She can't be trusted.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >we can't trust a fragment of Malenia, the literal person who was fricking there
                >we have to trust a stone sword written by a literal who instead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Battle of Aeonia
          >Radahn and Malenia locked in stalemate
          >Then, the scarlet rot blooms
          The game says it was a stalemate so it's a stalemate. Not interested in your headcanon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The brief bit of the battle in the trailer literally ends with Radahn on his hands and knees, disarmed, dismounted, paralyzed, and with eight feet of sword in his chest, helpless to respond in any way while Malenia continues to drive it in to his heart and unmoving while she takes 15 seconds to bloom.

            He was clearly on the losing end of the stalemate. The Sword Memorial is right next to a Redmane fort and was thus probably put there by them, explaining the generous wording towards Radahn. But Radahngays are really delusional and have to cope it being the other way around.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >disarmed, dismounted, paralyzed
              He fricking janks her entire arm off with his sword, what the frick are you talking about?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about him being disarmed, dismounted, and paralyzed, that is having dropped both of his swords, having lost his horse, and being on his hands and knees for a good fifteen seconds while a Rot flower slowly procs on his back and a sword sinks deeper into his body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that is having dropped both of his swords
                He's holding the sword in his hand right there on that pic
                >rot flower slowly procs on his back
                Yeah, he can't fight back the rot, that's the only way Malenia was able to level the playfield
                >and a sword sinks deeper into his body.
                Malenia stabbed herself, you moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He's holding the sword in his hand right there on that picture
                He's leaning against the ground where the sword is. He can't even raise his arm to get his impaler off his back. The left sword isn't even near his other hand.

                >Yeah, he can't fight back the rot,
                He's paralyzed and unmoving before it blooms or even starts to proc, moron. It takes 15 seconds in which time Radahn doesn't move at all. He's completely incapacitated from the stab.

                >Malenia stabbed herself, you moron,
                Malenia stabbed Radahn, moron. The sword is nine feet long and has visibly disappeared almost entirely into Radahn's body while the part going into her has not penetrated more than a few inches because it hasn't come out of her back. And said part is only in her back she's bracing the hilt against her shoulder to drive it further into Radahn, as she has no other option without her prosthetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It takes 15 seconds in which time Radahn doesn't move at all.

                Haven't you played the game? Malenia starting the scarlet bloom thing starts a cutscene during which the opponent can't do anything but look at her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've played the game which involves you repeatedly dodging that exact same incredibly slow and telegraphed move, which doesn't deal a single point of Rot damage until well after the explosion has happened. And which starts with her stabbing the target, just like Radahn, with the explosion being triggered by her pulling the sword out of whatever she stabbed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. She only does that move after the "Wait" that completely paralize you for half a minute while she blooms and goes into Goddess of Rot mode. She probably did the same thing to Radahn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He can't even raise his arm
                He raised his arm to shatter Malenia's own arm
                >He's paralyzed and unmoving
                He's could still move, proven by how he broke her arm
                >Malenia stabbed Radahn, moron.
                You're literally blind

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He raised his arm to shatter Malenia's own arm
                >He's could still move, proven by how he broke her arm
                You mean that thing he did right before he got stabbed in the fricking heart with a nine-foot sword and dropped to his hands and knees, after which he didn't move at all? moron.

                >You're literally blind
                >posts a pic of a nine-foot sword having disappeared almost entirely in Radahn's body while the shallow penetration into Malenia by driving the hilt in with her shoulder doesn't even penetrate deep enough to come out of her back
                Are you blind, deaf, and dumb?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >right before he got stabbed in the fricking heart
                Nice headcannon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >eight feet of sword penetrating from his shoulder downward at a slight diagonal angle
                Where do you think the heart is, anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Lets pretend he's not wearing armor and that she didn't get stabbed
                Sure kid, but that just makes it even funnier though, if she stabbed radahn on his fricking hearth then that means she was so fricking moronic she bloomed the scarlet rot for nothing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>Lets pretend he's not wearing armor
                His armor is less than 10 mm thick. I've measured the model. It wasn't doing shit to stop a blade that penetrated over two meters to almost entirely disappear in his torso. You don't know jack shit and are just trying to make really pathetic reaches to avoid looking at what's on-screen, that being that the fight prior to the bloom ended with Radahn crippled and disarmed and Malenia on top of him driving a sword into his chest.

                >and that she didn't get stabbed
                She didn't. She braced the hilt against her shoulder to drive it into Radahn (where the actual tip was pointing and where most of the blade ended up), resulting in moderate bleeding from the force. Radahn actually never even landed a single hit on her flesh.

                >if she stabbed radahn on his fricking hearth
                I accept your concession.

                >she was so fricking moronic she bloomed the scarlet rot for nothing
                It wouldn't be for nothing because she didn't seem to have enough energy left to finish off the paralyzed Radahn either, while he didn't have enough energy left to do anything to her. Hence, "locked in stalemate", as the lore tells us.

                Malenia also doesn't seem to control when she blooms, it just auto-triggers when she's injured enough and doesn't have sufficiently strong will to resist it. This is the entire premise of the bad ending of Millicent's quest.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to make really pathetic reaches
                >says they guy who pulls "she only had a minor brace" out of his ass
                lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>says they guy who pulls "she only had a minor brace" out of his ass
                It's literally what's on screen. You can tell by the tapering that only the furthest end of the blade is even visible in her shoulder, while its nine foot length has disappeared almost entirely into Radahn's. Unsurprisingly because that's where the actual tip was aimed. She dropped her bodyweight behind it for maximum penetration, which worked, which is why he's crippled and unmoving for the rest of the fight.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell both by the tapering and by how much of the blade is shown that even if she stabbed Radahn at least half of the blade is not in there, and if its not there where the frick else would it be?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can tell both by the tapering and by how much of the blade is shown that even if she stabbed Radahn at least half of the blade is not in there
                You're fricking blind. It's sunk entirely into Radahn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can tell both by the tapering and by how much of the blade is shown that even if she stabbed Radahn at least half of the blade is not in there
                You're literally just making shit up now. It's entirely within Radahn.

                >It's entirely within Radahn.
                It's sunk entirely into Radahn.

                >He can't even raise his arm
                He raised his arm to shatter Malenia's own arm
                >He's paralyzed and unmoving
                He's could still move, proven by how he broke her arm
                >Malenia stabbed Radahn, moron.
                You're literally blind

                Just look at how much of the blade is show here, not penetrating neither Radahn nor Malenia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Just look at how much of the blade is show here, not penetrating neither Radahn nor Malenia
                You mean about 1 foot of it? Holy frick you're blind.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can tell both by the tapering and by how much of the blade is shown that even if she stabbed Radahn at least half of the blade is not in there
                You're literally just making shit up now. It's entirely within Radahn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Millicent is an amnesiac flower spawn. Anything else is fan fiction.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >flower spawn
                So Malenia's spawn? Yeah, I'd say she probably knows more about her than a random tombstone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I know more about WWII than the people who fought in it because my grandad was at Normandy.
                Reminder again that the Sword Memorial was probably written by Radahn's men.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >WWII
                So the official historic records are not to be trusted? glad we agree in this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The brief bit of the battle in the trailer literally ends with Radahn on his hands and knees, disarmed, dismounted, paralyzed, and with eight feet of sword in his chest, helpless to respond in any way while Malenia continues to drive it in to his heart and unmoving while she takes 15 seconds to bloom

              Even if you believe that you are basically arguing that a Radahn disarmed, dismounted, paralyzed and with eight feet of sword in the chest was enough to force Malenia out of the deep end and resort to the scarlet rot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's "enough" because she seemed to be about as wounded as him since she didn't just take his twenty+ second paralysis opportunity to stab him in the face. He in turn didn't have enough vigor left to so much as lift his arm to pluck her off his back. Hence a stalemate, broken in her favor by the bloom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The Battle of Aeonia
        >Radahn and Malenia locked in stalemate
        >Then, the scarlet rot blooms
        The game says it was a stalemate so it's a stalemate. Not interested in your headcanon.

        Who's more reliable, some cope stone or a daughter of Malenia herself?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I bet my ass that cope stone was put there by that dumb prostitute Finlay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What's more reliable, the historical record by veterans of the battle or the speculation of someone born after it who has never even met any of its participants?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >who has never even met any of its participants
            Millicent is literally a fragment of Malenia

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She's a child/spawn of Malenia, just like all the annoying rot bugs. Not a fragment. This is not Dragon Ball, Malenia didn't split into 4 different redheads while also separately existing as herself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The rot bugs are not spawns of malenia.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're the spawn of rot (just like the redhead sisters) which Malenia brought to Caelid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Malenia is not the only source of rot, they are both spawns from the rot but only the girls have a direct connection with Malenia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Malenia is not the only source of rot
                She's the only source of rot in Caelid. She brought it there via blooming.
                >Rot for the scarlet goddess. O scarlet blossoms, flourish in distant lands, and return to us, the unwanted children.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She's the only source of rot in Caelid.
                But not the only source of those bugs, those bugs have been in the lands between since before Malenia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The girls are not Rot spawn. The Rot kills them. They're asexual spawn of Malenia herself like she is to Marika.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she bloomed twice. first in the rot lake where that homosexual commander is. she was fighting the bih mother of dragons, the golden needle in malenia broke and she lost control of the rot. the commander picked up the broken needle. second bloom was in the desert and we see that in the cinematic.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to caelid motherfricker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These motherfricking dogs are my favorite enemies in the game, hands down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that fricking homosexual dog near gowrys shack with every site of grace being 10 miles away

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          when I got comet azur I went to the area just to fry that motherfricker
          that spell is basically unusable without summons because it takes like an hour to wind up but it's just so fun to fire the big laser

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >unusable
            Not really. You can chunk A LOT of elite mobs/bosses with azur if you use it as an opening. It trivialises a great number of late-game encounters.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            comet azur fricks up malenia and elden beast

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >comet azur fricks up malenia

              literally how. she dodges out of it instantly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe on her second phase

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can pretty much 2 shot Malenia after she lands her dumbass flower dive.

                oh, well yeah of course. she spends like ten full seconds getting back up after that lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can pretty much 2 shot Malenia after she lands her dumbass flower dive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >stares deep into your soul and growls menacingly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        awww he's just playing

        • 2 years ago
          saucy

          Never trust birbs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that Caelid is perfect, my fricking sides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cant wait!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does this image exist? did people actually struggle with caelid? find it scary?

      the place is a joke, you tp in through the chest and the escape bonfire is about 10 feet. you use horse to run to dragonbarrow never bothering with the pointless dogs or birds and do a bbk, dragon, erdtree, apostle bossrush to get a frickload of souls then leave. that's all caelid is, a way to get to dragonbarrow. there's no need to engage with any of it even on first playthrough you just wanna loot the graveyards and churches while being safe from all "le scary enemies" on horse.

      also the only truly hard enemies are bbk and the literally impossible golem in the secret parkour area.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever heard about something called "immersion"? People taking their time, not trying to rush through the game at sonic speed? What am I saying, of course you haven't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          immersion in open world games is just wasting time in empty spaces.
          you have a horse, this eliminates 99% of the design and threat of caelid. you go and find the interesting stuff, minmax the immersion by staring at the sky from vantage points then leave.
          and no, the music isn't scary and the design is a little creepy but that's it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >minmax the immersion by staring at the sky from vantage points then leave.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >immersion in open world games is just wasting time in empty spaces
            What's the difference between immersion in open world game and immersion in linear game?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              copy pasted emptiness to serve as padding between points of interest vs level design

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't see any differences in the environment, music, tones, atmosphere and enemies between Liurnia/Limgrave and Caelid, then you're probably autistic and/or mentally challenged, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You might be moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah ur just bad and mad.
          probably you got stuck in the mine for ages and didn't see that the exit is super easy to reach and the "trap" is a complete meme.

          or you actually wasted time on the respawning trash mobs roaming around, instead of treating them as the annoyances they are and running past them all on the OP horse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not everyone is playing this game with an autism speedrunner go from point A to point B mentality.
        people exit limgrave into caelid for the first time and after the initial few hours of peaceful blue skies and greenery and they are immediately hit with blood red skies and loud cellos and giant rotten corpses telling you to turn back. and when most non autistic people see a new enemy type like the weird dogs their immediate response is not to just ignore it entirely because you're a robot who only cares about finishing the story ASAP. but instead challenge it to see how they fare, and since most of them are in little groups you end up aggroing like 3 dogs and a giant crow at the same time all of which are bizzare aggressive enemies with unorthodox movesets compared to the generic noblemen and knights you used to deal with.
        the immediate tonal whiplash when you leave limgrave and enter caelid for the first time is what makes it memorable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >minmax the immersion by staring at the sky from vantage points then leave.

          how do i ascertain if an encounter is a waste of my time? i fight them normally the first time i see them which takes a couple of minutes.

          you people make it sound like caelid is actually a scary unique design for a souls game in any sense or that the game should be played staring at the sky and copy-paste textures while you slowly trudge through every single respawning mob lol.
          i hope you guys didn't play snowfield like this as well hahaha.

          >sky go red, muh tonal whiplash!
          kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not about to go into an argument with someone who unironically "minmaxes immersion" kek.
            you asked why people found caelid memorable. the answer is they're not on the spectrum like yourself. that's all there is to it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i don't pass any autism tests, you are just projecting for some reason.
              is "THE RED BIOME" seriously a surprise and not an expectation for you? this is a video game bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes i forget this board is a den for autists.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you not immediately start exploring when you teleport there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that Caelid is perfect, my fricking sides

      >forgot nthe shrimps
      don't think so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The crows are worse because they’re fast, erratic and have occasional delayed attacks. Dogs can be killed in a few blows and will cower from fire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They have a fake stagger animation too, frickers are the worst.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    As the items talk about it, one of the earlier ages where giants vs dragons. So there makes a lot of sense for there to be giant corpses from that.
    But its more a issue of Malenia nuking it, the soil rotting, and suddenly you get these unearted fricked up skeletons and skulls.

    Look at it this way:
    Pre Malenia Sellia resembles Liurnia, but its more of a swamp. Lush and verdant nature.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she killed millions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the knight armor looked as cool as this ingame

  4. 2 years ago
    saucy

    [violins and cellos whinge]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0E8nqZF.jpg

      Was Caelid always like this?

      Radahn is called giant slayer in game files. those giant corpses were there because he killed them there, they just rotted after malenia nuked the country

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cool headcanon, zanzibart

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LEONARD, FORGIVE ME!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He hides Leonard underground when he does his meteor attack, moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What a dumb b***h with crap orientation the portal is close her home LUL

              >Even as a flesh eating monster he still has protecting Leonard as his first priority
              How can a man be this based?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit moment!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit humor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh reddit is EVERYWHERE
                sounds like you really want to go back and sate that addiction of yours, anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he goes underground cause they didn't want to animate the dumbest looking shit in the game and have a tiny horse wailing around on top of it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, they literally animated Radahn pushing him underground, he does the same everytime he does an AOE attack.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                there's an entire animation of Radahn putting the horse underground before jumping into orbit.
                it wouldn't even make sense for leonard to be up there, Radahn has the gravity powers, the horse is just a regular horse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why even ride a fricking horse at all when he can just float himself around

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because he canonically loves his horse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Radahn loves his horse.

                >ds1 poise would make the game braindead easy.
                No, that would make it playable. I don't want to sit there for forty minutes while Maliketh dances around like the homosexual furry b***h he is. Put the poise on a percentage bar or something, I don't care. Just let me get hits in with a colossal weapon. It's not hard to balance this shit.

                >No, that would make it playable
                For (You).
                Maliketh has shit HP and is a prime example of a glass cannon. Stop being a spam-rolling pussy and hit him for a change.
                t. beat my 1st run with a pure str build

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Radahn is an absolute chad amongst gods, and he literally canonically learned gravity magic just so he wouldn't burden his beloved horse with his huge frame.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's strange because he looks like a fricking bloodthirsty savage
                And turns out he was the most nonmoronic of all demi-gods

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >strange
                Not really. Jarren says the rot literally ate away most of his brain so Radahn is simply a mindless beast - he even feasts on the corpses of his own host. The festival is organised precisely for the purpose of granting Radahn an honorable death.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hello reddi.

      • 2 years ago
        saucy

        I remember the first time I came out of a beautiful green forest filled with fireflies, pixies and bears, and the music just suddenly started screaming "GO BACK," as the sky turned red and giant doggos with blood red eyes stared at me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >click that chest in dragon-burnt ruins
          >escape ayylmao crystal cave
          >red sky and caelid ambience starts playing
          It's definitely one of the most fricked up and memorable moments in videogames.

          • 2 years ago
            saucy

            literally made me go "oh shit,"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And then it gets ruined by you teleporting away.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but I went looking around the place awhile before riding back into limgrave after that. It was still early enough that fast traveling(and jumping) in a souls game hadn't really clicked with me yet. They should have disabled fast travel from there until you physically left Caelid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                On one hand I think Fast Travel should be disabled until you get Godrick's Rune and actually activate it, (or any other Rune really), but on the other the game was clearly designed around just fast traveling everywhere so that'd make it a slog even with Torrent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No fast travel would have been pretty bad with how it is yeah. On the topic though, any anons happen to know how long it'd take to travel from Radahn's house up to the giants forge?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sure

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >live right beside a busy road
      >keep mistaking the cellos for boy racers
      thanks sound designers

      • 2 years ago
        saucy

        It's the signature, "you've not known the world yet," sound.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >greataxe
      hello fellow axe enjoyer

      • 2 years ago
        saucy

        Hola. :^)

        God why does Elden Ring have to fricking suck? I look at pictures like this and it makes me so depressed on what could have been.

        It's not bad, it won at least 40 awards this year alone!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So essentially Malenia's character boils down to
    >Chimping out
    >Turning neighborhoods into shit (first Caeild, then her own)
    They had perfect opportunity for authentic inclusive Black character, why didn't they do it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its 100% canon she's a drooling moron and she let her brother get kidnapped by a even bigger moron who has horn in his brain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i genuinely think mohg is too moronic to realize Miquella is not a woman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          or maybe he's just gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kinda hard to create a dynasty with another dude

            >it's about as good as a game this size can be
            Not really. It's foundationally fricked because of incompetence. They could easily lower the damage value of enemies, add proper DS1 poise, and fix the framerate issues on PC. The CHOOSE not to, because they are incompetent and lazy. Has nothing to do with it being open world.

            If I had the money and resources I could easily design a game that runs laps around Elden Ring.

            >add proper DS1 poise
            please. ds1 poise would make the game braindead easy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >ds1 poise would make the game braindead easy.
              No, that would make it playable. I don't want to sit there for forty minutes while Maliketh dances around like the homosexual furry b***h he is. Put the poise on a percentage bar or something, I don't care. Just let me get hits in with a colossal weapon. It's not hard to balance this shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                maliketh was mad easy with a colossal weapon. especially in phase 2, he does a sideswipe and an overhead letting you get 2 hits in easily.
                he's over in 3 minutes. you should worry about more important things, like getting good

                >it's about as good as a game this size can be
                Not really. It's foundationally fricked because of incompetence. They could easily lower the damage value of enemies, add proper DS1 poise, and fix the framerate issues on PC. The CHOOSE not to, because they are incompetent and lazy. Has nothing to do with it being open world.

                If I had the money and resources I could easily design a game that runs laps around Elden Ring.

                lower the values yourself mr. pcgay?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the implementation of poise in ER is absolutely terrible. at least in DS1 they had the presence of mind to give you an easily acquirable set of armor you could midroll with and still have plenty of poise for the early game, and the wolf ring was in the same area.

                meanwhile, the generic knight set in ER doesn't even have enough poise to tank a straight sword and the bull-goat talisman is hidden in a cave in dragonbarrow defended by a giga-runebear. early scaled set is you-didn't-beat-it territory, so the player's only chance of getting real poise is accidentally farming the banished knight set in stormveil or killing general radahn.

                poise may have been op in 1 but it doesn't mean make it completely dogshit in every subsequent game, there's way more broken shit than facetanking bosses with a greatsword.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At the least you can get the bullgoat set as the 2nd assassination you do for Volcano Manor.
                It helps, immensely.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          heres your "girl" bro

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeesh. eternal youth my ass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Miquellussy got me actin up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That torch totally lied to me!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >turn a cute little shota into your omen twin brother
            seriously, how deep was that horn in his brain

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >into your omen twin brother
              more like into his wife, dude. He tried to share his bed with Miquella

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i don't get Malenia. she can tear through mohg like butter but she just stays there sleeping while that pedo kidnaps and diddles her brother.
        does she literally just not know he's gone?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Radahn beat her into a coma. She had to be dragged back to the Haligtree after their fight, and Miquella was already gone when they got back. She doesn't wake up until you show up to kick her "undefeated" crusty ass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she's a moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. Her and Miquella together were basically two normal demigods except that Miquella got all the brain and Malenia got all the strenght

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Malenia, despite operating with a fraction of her forces (just some of the Cleanrots, no Lordsworn) and having fought through an entire continent, crushed "General" Radahn's army in every single battle before the bloom, which we see evidence of all around Caelid including Aeonia Swamp, Sellia, and the Wailing Dunes.
              >Winged helm of the Cleanrot Knights, celebrated for their undefeated campaign in the Shattering.
              She seemed to be an intelligent commander.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No she seems just overpowered in fighting. Not a single of her acts imply even mediocre intelligence. What was even the goal of her campaign?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No she seems just overpowered in fighting. Not a single of her acts imply even mediocre intelligence.
                Keeping an army loyal and supplied in a cross-continental conquest (that involved marching through tundra, mountains, and deserts) and winning every single battle of that conquest against multiple different factions while outnumbered requires well above-average intelligence.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >miquella was manipulating a brain dead malenia
              Seems plausible

              Malenia, despite operating with a fraction of her forces (just some of the Cleanrots, no Lordsworn) and having fought through an entire continent, crushed "General" Radahn's army in every single battle before the bloom, which we see evidence of all around Caelid including Aeonia Swamp, Sellia, and the Wailing Dunes.
              >Winged helm of the Cleanrot Knights, celebrated for their undefeated campaign in the Shattering.
              She seemed to be an intelligent commander.

              >She seemed to be an intelligent commander.
              Yeah she was really intelligent when she let miquella get kidnapped

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah she was really intelligent when she let miquella get kidnapped
                Miquella was kidnapped before the Shattering and it's one of the reasons Marika shattered the ring in the first place.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Miquella was kidnapped before the Shattering
                no he wasn't, Mogh only escaped after the shattering

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No he didn't. Marika was publicly despairing at Miquella's disappearance before the Shattering, as she went missing without anyone being able to hear a word from her almost right after it started.

                >I heard speculation Miquella embedded himself in the Haligtree, but before he could finish, someone cut the tree open and absconded with his infant form. Indeed, it seems those words held weight. How vexing. That the All-knowing didn't have the full story... Perhaps the Queen's sorrow was justified...

                The narration "the mad taint of their newfound strength TRIGGERED the Shattering" plays over a slide of Mohg kidnapping Miquella in the opening cutscene. It's not at all subtle but for some reason the community still hasn't caught on to this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >their newfound strength
                But they only gained said strength after receiving the shards, that makes no sense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And? Doesn't change the fact she's a massive moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she may have went to Caelid to free Miquella but that's just speculation

      LEONARD, FORGIVE ME!

      >pic rel
      Radahn actually hides his mount beneath the dunes before making that jump.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a dumb b***h with crap orientation the portal is close her home LUL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the portal is secret

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A crappy secret , more the shortcut i want to curbstomp the genoius who tied it to early pvp-tied exploit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, wait dlc

  7. 2 years ago
    saucy

    The blood swamps are pretty Boschian too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I'd say that looks pretty Bosnian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't insult Caelid like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God why does Elden Ring have to fricking suck? I look at pictures like this and it makes me so depressed on what could have been.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cause you're depressed. it's no masterpiece but i found it enjoyable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not depressed. Everything just objectively sucks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            God why does Elden Ring have to fricking suck? I look at pictures like this and it makes me so depressed on what could have been.

            You suck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's about as good as a game this size can be
        try playing it but limit yourself to only the legacy dungeons + areas required to reach them
        the game actually benefits from being a more focused experience, which is a clear sign that they went much too wide on this one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's about as good as a game this size can be
          Not really. It's foundationally fricked because of incompetence. They could easily lower the damage value of enemies, add proper DS1 poise, and fix the framerate issues on PC. The CHOOSE not to, because they are incompetent and lazy. Has nothing to do with it being open world.

          If I had the money and resources I could easily design a game that runs laps around Elden Ring.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >If I had the money and resources I could easily design a game that runs laps around Elden Ring.
            this is the funniest post i've seen on this board in a fricking while gotdamn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's just a sub-par dark souls when you do that

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get up to the ledge where that troll is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go past Sellia and walk around the eastern side

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Head right from the church of the plague where Millicent was

  9. 2 years ago
    saucy
  10. 2 years ago
    saucy

    AIIIIIIIIIIIIE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aww look he's smiling 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        saucy

        The birds just chill out in Caelid, doing nothing all day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          First time I saw the crows I misjudged the distance and thought these were le funny big head crows.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            same, it blew my mind how big they were when i saw that site of grace with crows on branches visible off the ledge, only to find out that the crows were far as frick instead of right off the platform

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they do be funi tho fr fr

          • 2 years ago
            saucy

            I think everyone did that, they just blend in so well with everything else in Caelid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God i hate every single bird in this game.

      • 2 years ago
        saucy

        Never trust birbs.

        They hide, waiting for you to frick up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ones with the exploding beak thing and the swords are the mostt annoying.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i could take HDR screenshots in steam without the colors coming washed out in the screenshots like picrelated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Please download my mysterious and cinematic Skyrim ENB #231

    • 2 years ago
      saucy

      You can, you just have to take uncompressed photos.

      Turn the option on in Seam's settings. The option should allow the photo to be presented as-is without any extra compression techniques.

  12. 2 years ago
    saucy

    Should be able to see the difference between this uncompressed copy and the previous one I posted.

  13. 2 years ago
    saucy

    Take THAT!

    Dumb demon birb.

  14. 2 years ago
    saucy

    I didn't get the chance to picture him too much cause he chased me halfway around the map ;_;

  15. 2 years ago
    saucy

    Oh they got the What Dreams May Come coastline!

  16. 2 years ago
    saucy
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that looks neat.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the feeling of going to new areas on ER. Caelid and Siofra were so spooky and atmospheric when you first find them

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any mods or cheats that let you go to the blood mansion early on a pirated game

  19. 2 years ago
    saucy
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a paradise until a wxman came around.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Better question, what were the burning heads in the leaked footage and network test supposed to be, and why did they switch them for some skulls instead?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no. if you get there fast enough, you can get there before it turns to shit. you can save it if you hurry.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    All the Rot did was make fungal growths appear and poison the central swamp, and thus a lot of animals. These are really the only things distinguishing it from any other wartorn place on the map like Leyndell. Other than that it was always a thinly populated desert (characters called it the "Caelid Wilds" and the eastern quarter, the Wailing Dunes, doesn't have any Rot in it, while the northern quarter of Dragonbarrow only has a little; both are as barren as the rest of the map) and it was always full of dangerous monsters (you find non rotted versions of literally all of its wildlife elsewhere and the only difference is that theybdont inflict Rot; those dogs are still giant T-Rexes) and even the sky was always red (as seen in the story trailer).

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cant bring myself to use anything but tthe large club in this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a decent weapon.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I have overdosed on this game. For the two first months, discussing it was so exciting, but now I'm exhausted by it, I don't want to see threads about it again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to see threads about it again.
      >clicks on the thread and posts
      hurddurrrr

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did he throw sleep pots at you?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The red sky, yeah. It was like that in the trailer before it got hit by turbo AIDS.
    The aboveground coral reef of concentrated AIDS is new though.

    Also I assumed the massive frickhuge skeletons were Rot victims who continued growing after death, but you can find skellies that size all the way in Mountaintops too.
    I feel like if there was people big enough to punt the Fire Giant like an uppity puppy it'd be mentioned in SOME history.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The red sky, yeah. It was like that in the trailer before it got hit by turbo AIDS.
      The red sky might be a result of fire spreading across the area. We know there were numerous battles and sieges in Caelid at the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also I assumed the massive frickhuge skeletons were Rot victims who continued growing after death, but you can find skellies that size all the way in Mountaintops too.
      They're Giant corpses. Cut content explains it by calling Radahn "slayer of giants." Radahn was sent to genocide the inhabitants of the Caelid region for heresy, as they were worshipping giants which the Golden Order hates and wanted an Age of the Stars. That's why you find giant thrones in both Sellia and Nokron (they certainly didn't build those for rotted corpses), why there are Nox imprisoned in Sellia, why every character knows that killing Radahn will open the path to Nokron, and why despite being famous for its Night sorceries, every single sorcerer in Sellia only uses Carian glinstone sorceries, with Night sorceries only being found on the bodies of exiles or prisoners. It also explains why, according to the Redmane Knight Armor description, Radahn's men aren't actually from Caelid.

      As an aside the fan fiction that the Rot makes things become giant is so fricking weird. That's literally never demonstrated or even implied, and we have rotted and non rotted versions of the exact same enemies (e.g. the dogs in the Mountaintops of the Giants, the Putrid Corpses around the map, the Crystalians) that only differ by coloration and sometimes fungal growths.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why cant they ever complete a story

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Maleniatards
    >Radhangays
    Everyone knows the strongest god is RUNEBEAR

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you preordered yours already bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking cool.

    • 2 years ago
      saucy

      This dude's been touched by the first flame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best armour set in the entire game

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the best area in the game and also the strongest start in the game.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring lads, how do I get down there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a cave in Caelid that has you come out at that cliff. Just continue playing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ahh, I see, thanks, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just a heads up, the vast majority of those out of reach items are just Crafting Materials or Stonesword Keys, so it's never worth checking for secret paths. Especially since they mostly don't exist like in the earlier games and you teleport from the other side of the map.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious, has the strategy guide been delayed for anybody else? I just noticed today

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