Was there ever a Pokmon done so dirty as Dragonite?

>learns more water type attacks than flying type attacks
>evolutionary line is mostly found in the water
>learns fricking aqua jet
>Incredible movepool, has good moves of almost every single type except Bug, Fairy, and Dark
>still no good physical flying type attack
>good water type physical attacks in Waterfall and Aqua Jet
>good water type special attacks in Surf and Hydro Pump
>didn’t get a mega
>FRICK YOU YOU’RE A FLYING TYPE. CANT HAVE YOU BEAT CHARIZARD

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonite got Dual Wingbeat now, it's a good move. It's been solid for a long while now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dual wingbeat would be good if it didn’t have a random 10% miss chance on an 80 base power attack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dual Wingbeat
      Yeah flying type dual chop, that fixes everything anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its a good move. Not as good as BB or even Drill Peck but it still does decent damage and breaks substitutes and does what it needs to do as STAB. Flying is a much better offensive type than dragon too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dual Wingbeat is hot garbage but yeah

      https://i.imgur.com/CKJ64Df.png

      >learns more water type attacks than flying type attacks
      >evolutionary line is mostly found in the water
      >learns fricking aqua jet
      >Incredible movepool, has good moves of almost every single type except Bug, Fairy, and Dark
      >still no good physical flying type attack
      >good water type physical attacks in Waterfall and Aqua Jet
      >good water type special attacks in Surf and Hydro Pump
      >didn’t get a mega
      >FRICK YOU YOU’RE A FLYING TYPE. CANT HAVE YOU BEAT CHARIZARD

      >didn’t get a mega
      it better get something in Gen 9 ffs

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dratini line should all be Dragon/Water type

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >durr it lives in water so it should be water type
    shut the frick up

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We also can't forget that its Japanese name can literally be translated as "ocean dragon."

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DURR IT MUST NOT BE WATER CAUSE CHARIZARD
    actually schizophrenic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CHARIZARD is out to get us all. He's behind everything!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    flying is a shit offensive type anyway

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonite, like Blastoise, most probably belonged to a different evolutionary line from Dratini and Dragonair originally. I think Dratini and Dragonair should have been water/dragon mons, a concept that was reused with kingdra.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragonite, like Blastoise, most probably belonged to a different evolutionary line from Dratini and Dragonair originally.
      wrong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have any evidence, any at all, of that being wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you provide evidence it's right, dipshit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mald

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >most probably belonged to a different evolutionary line from Dratini and Dragonair originally
      since Dragonite was created first, I'll guess that they just fused the lines
      like Dragonite was single stage and Dratini was just a two stage evo and...
      frick, I'd love that actually

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not only was dragonite made first,
        but dratini and dragonair are together with the other two stage evos which both ahve water typing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's probably more because of in which habitat they would be found

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aight, dragonitegays added to the list of whiny b***hes

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Regigigas

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's name is
    kai=ocean
    ryu=dragon
    in japanese, and it's not a water type, someone fricked up at gamefreak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they realized that wutg gyarados they would have two water/dragons, and then they realized water/dragon would be unbeatable in gen 1 because they would only be weak to dragon.

      actually I think he should have been ice/dragon as dratini and dragonair are depicted alot in icy waters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the solution would be to make dragon type take neutral damage from electric attacks so that both would be weak to it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It deserves a regional form that follows more along dratini/dragonair theming and aesthetics

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonite should have been a legendary

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He should be a single-stage pseudo legendary mon. I don't know why the frick they call it the ocean dragon if it isn't even water type.

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