Watch out! The Bloons are approaching! Set up some Towers to have some Defense! you'll probably need 6 of them.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloon sexo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /r/equesting: more sexmonkey

      Post adora giving footjob

      These are the worst threads on Ganker

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you here?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        These threads actually have been more gameplay focused recently so this thread is different from the recent norm. I hope somene draws more glue brickell or just more glue drones in general

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are posts dumbass

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haiiii guys :3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 Shinobi Tactics
    >1 Bloonjitsu
    >1 Berserker potion Alchemist

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Druid paragon when?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adora, Ezili, Sauda, Brickell, Gwen and female Druid of the Jungle

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *pop*

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >baloons grow arms and legs
    >throw your monkies to the floor
    >rabe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Monkeys readjust their strategy
      >Monkeys start rabing back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gwen is the biggest dweebus i have ever seen, what were they thinking with her goofy ass outfit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cute tomboy

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    monke

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you give me a request I might draw a monkey. If I don't like any, I will just draw something on my own.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Draw a Fusion between an Ice Monkey and Quincy, Son of Quincy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /r/equesting: more sexmonkey

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something lewd with her, feel free to decide it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is someone's oc wth, what if they don't want nsfw of their oc

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a fully playable modded hero believe it or not
          >what if they don't want nsfw of their oc
          Too bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      monkey drawing porn of a anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ended up drawing adora instead
        https://files.catbox.moe/b7qfwy.png

        this actually sounds fun, but I have to do some chores now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      monkey feet handholding with a cute flustered monkey girl, there is never enough

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      male Gwen and gay boomerang monke with gyatt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you draw sauda crushing my head like a watermeon with her thighs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but it's MY head and this anon is in the background with a jealous expression

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nuh uh, my head, i asked FIRST

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          can you draw sauda crushing my head like a watermeon with her thighs

          nuh uh, my head, i asked FIRST

          sauda crushing some anon's head with a queue of anons in the background, leading up to the horizon, waiting for their turn to be crushes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sincastermon druid and actual in game druid sitting on his lap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brickell as a Sicko.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glue gunner fondling himself through the suit.
      Just regular old glue gunner. Not the Brickel x Glue fusion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glue gunner (Brickel) fondling hermself through the suit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brickell fondling herself through her suit. No glue gunner.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brickell fondling a glue gunner through his suit

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post adora giving footjob

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ha ha I put down Sauda and my free dart monkey so I can get 5 farms
    oh frick its a moving map

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noob here:

    Should I buy more monkeys or fully upgrade after a certain amount of monkeys instead?
    Should I get monkey farms/villages? How much?
    What is the best hero?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Generally speaking, the game flow is balanced around fewer, but stronger towers. You can get through round 80 on most maps with only 4-5 monkeys, as long as you choose the right ones. You'll learn as you go - the game is all about finding monkeys that are very efficient for their cost. Stuff like 401 Ninja, 420 Alchemist, 204 Sub, 042 Buccaneer, 032 Wizard, etc. Just play around with it and see what works - get a cheap tier 3/4 then go for a more expensive one. You rarely, if ever want to be spamming a tower. Usually reserved for income based strasa like banana farms or bottom path buccaneers.
      Most games you want to go for one village, and just try to put as many monkeys under its radius as you can. 220 is a universally good village, there's also going for two 002 villages next to each other into 202 and 022, for discounts but that's useful if you are going for very expensive monkeys like super monkeys.
      For farms, just get them where you can if you want. You don't need farms to beat anything other then bosses, to my knowledge most maps even the expert ones can be done with little to no farming. When you do go for farming, I'd recommend making 4 200 farms first, then branching into either 320, 230, or 203 farms. 203 is the easiest since it's auto collect.
      There isn't really a best hero, but if you're looking for something to carry you for a while I'd recommend Sauda. Other solid "set and forget" heroes are Obyn and Benjamin

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    five snipers and a Harlegwen

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh sexo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when Sincastermon used to draw women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's been doing it a little more recently

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could admiral Brickell beat any of the one piece admirals? I feel like she could.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way, she doesn't have any powers or anything, she's just a cute little monke

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like she could beat kizaru since they are both monke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ch'en arknights

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post tomato monkey

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tormato?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really, really like this image, mind if I save it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to frick that tomato

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh, bro, you can't just advertise your game here, you have to buy an ad.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're really gonna close your borders to refugee bloons trying to escape a wartorn country in a bid for freedom?
    Wow, go leave, chud.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker will defend this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute monke boys

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mmm microplastics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >purple bloon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mib

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, I got this.
    >4 M.O.A.B shredders
    >2 stun cannons
    Alright time to go afk

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 ace paragon
    1 boat paragon
    1 engi paragon
    1 ninja paragon
    1 adora
    1 vtsg

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >401 Ninja
    >300 Alchemist
    Simple as

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CT's looking a lot better, who knows, maybe we could get second place if team pink and yellow keep slapfighting and blue doesn't frick us over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh man, didn't expect the whole ass board to get filled up
      also, why is this the second ranked ct in a row to have purple team do absolutely nothing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's insane, all of pink and yellow's players are super active and autistically good at the game, even now at this very moment they're still taking eachother's tiles, scary to think what a game with 6 teams like that would look like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVLLESS

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah, what a dream team

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    soulless artstyle.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    unpopular opinion
    bloons went to shit the moment it focused on tower defense to then become exclusively tower defense

    it's one of those games which had their own unique gameplay which made them famous since no other game in that genre exists(and those that do exist are literal bad clones), and then switched genre entirely to become the millionth game in that genre

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the tower defense games, especially since tower defense is a pretty dead genre outside of bloons, but I do miss the actual bloons games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The franchise never would've made it anywhere if they stuck to the original games' formula because it just wasn't that interesting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >own unique gameplay
      Games where you control a projectile from a fixed point and destroy targets with obstacles in the way was hardly unique

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey I remember playing that game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the way bloons did it was unique though
        it wasn't just "destroy targets shooting an arrow", it was "destroy this entire field of baloons"
        if we generalize it the way you did, then the original bloons games and angry birds are the same genre, which they clearly aren't

        The franchise never would've made it anywhere if they stuck to the original games' formula because it just wasn't that interesting.

        the main reason why bloons became popular is exactly cause it was interesting enough

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad there's no elsagate content farm videos out of Bloons, because if it existed, I would die inside

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno, you could argue some of the bloons content on youtube aimed at kids is at the same level of quality

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >generalize it
          That's a very specific description with a similarly specific example

          "game where you use projectile to smash thing" is a generalisation. Bloons was not unique.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    crazy to think the simple monkey TD game I played in school is still going as a franchise and getting porn

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy some cat stuff

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this person made Bloons fanart
    https://files.catbox.moe/k9l6rk.jfif

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be honest, I have no motivation to do this CT
    like every banner tile is a race and surprise surprise 99% of players suck at those including me

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >time mage, fully upgraded will restart round if you lose
    >clown tower, turns bloons into balloon animals
    >scientist tower, uses antimatter and black holes
    >can also use portals to send bloons back
    >monk tower, martial arts expert
    >scientist tower 2, uses hard light constructs and sentries
    nintendo hire me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fully upgraded will restart round if you lose
      >uses portals and black holes
      homie you just turned LotN into two towers

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a monkey stronger than Druid?And I'm referring to 2-5 Druid with the 2-5 Monkey Village and Alchemist (with the top paths ability) equipped with his Obyn aura and control of the jungle and natures bounty, a complete monkey knowledge, with village Monkey Intelligence Bureau in his chest so he can pop any ceramic bloon and stealth lead as well as shredding all stealth leads while being extremely buffed in hear of the oak and call to arms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it sucks against bigger moabs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a monkey stronger than Druid?
      Super Monkey, any of the tier 4s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we just want to talk about roughly that price range and exclude super monkey t5s, I'm sure Prince of Darkness could give it a run for it's money since PoD is better at dealing with moabs. Also carpet of spikes with top crosspath, Spectre, Tech Terror (pre the cost nerf this patch), and Pirate Lord

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hopped on CT last night and captured 4 tiles then went to sleep
    I feel bad that this tends to be my only contribution to our team

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get 4 tickets a day, actually using them puts you ahead of all the no-shows and the next-day-team-ticket pool

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently started with Bloons TD6 (my first Bloons game) and I think the Mage Monkey with the fire wall is super good. What's the general strat in this game? Set up a Mage + camo revealer at the very front and let a heli free roam?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just be yourself bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find the cheapest defense possible and then ""invest"" (gamble) on a bunch of monkey farms until you can afford the fun tier 5 towers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >""invest"" (gamble)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you get the bottom path upgrades for the wizard you ditch the decamo altogether, just make sure you have something to pop purples

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't really a strategy, but with the exception of the portable lake powers are useless and you shouldn't bother with them

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the autistic chuuni monkey

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    range+ relic claimed with just 5-0-0 boomerang and etienne

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >45 rounds with only 3 tiers
    jesus frick, I think that one can wait until score degradation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was just 1 tier before

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the CEC tile, there's no hero available
        There's zero fricking chance a 000 tower can solo 45 rounds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bloonarious prime with 3 tiers
          damn, what towers are available? Must need some damn good relics to do that with no hero

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah you right
          he did it with mid path gunner
          can't go lower than that

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think they're watching

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hindenburg crash colorized 4k upscale

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're at top 8

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        one of the other teams actually captured 1 (one) tile last night and then peaced out, lel

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benjamin...

    No...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix him

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took this hours ago, where the FRICK are they

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      boss event has said soon for 2 days now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not read the patch notes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        funny since boss events are the most enjoyable end game content

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you actually kidding me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >large footprint tower in a medium footprint space

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fatty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat pusty

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call this piece "Temptation".

    I didn't get to flood it in the end the butthole sold them all to buy a MOAB Dominator

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm proud of all of you, soldiers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're still way far behind

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a start, we're doing a magnitude better than we were yesterday and hopefully we keep that trend until the end of the event.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, frick the doomposters

      we're still way far behind

      Even if we don't win, I want to go out in a blaze of glory, so let's put on a good show, eh? Does kind of suck to be essentially SOL on the local #1 player medal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone else hate blue team? Not sure why I jus don't like em.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do too, don't fully know why either, maybe it's because they're right next to us and choose to take our tiles instead of yellow's? Could also be because last event's blue team was the closest thing we had to an opponent.
        In any case I hate pink way more, suprisingly though I don't really have anything against team yellow.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel the same about yellow, for some reason it doesn't feel personal when they take our land unlike those blue fricks. Also frick pink for being next to purple. That seems like such a huge advantage when you're next to an afk team.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gib corvus to me pls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need... Corvussy...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mmmmm c**tboy corvus

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a question I have for the thread: Can you get the monkeys to stop the rumbling?
    Here are the rules
    >exact number of titans from manga is unknown, we'll say one million concentrated with normal bloons spawning patterns and spacing of 100 so they're very close, but not directly on top of each other. So if you can stall perpetually without them ever advancing forward past a certain point, you'll win through attrition. If they advance forward they'll win through numbers.
    >Same stats of ZOMG, but with an AOE heat debuff like Lych (we'll say the area extends one titan distance outward) that will kill towers it gets too close to, so arctic wind monkeys are needed to keep other towers cool enough if they do get close
    >no children spawn, when they die they die and they can't produce cash because they aren't bloons. Farms are okay but subject to heat debuff if the titans get too close
    >bloons-specific attacks such as bloon master alchemist, bloon trap XXXL or necromancy won't work, anything else between darts, bombs, energy or whatever is fine
    >You have $100,000 starting cash and twenty buffer rounds of 1,000 rainbow bloons for additional cash to prepare. Round 21 the rumbling begins. Every 100 titans spawned is a new round for cash generation purposes.
    >muddy puddles is the track

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't care, didn't read

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aww

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a fun challenge, the beast handler would completely stomp it tho
      also if the rumbling were to happen in the bloons world the titans would be fricked frame 1, they get fricked up by simple artillery and planes in the show so one can only imagine what the monkeys would do to them

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen the true MonkeChad

    We are but pale imitations

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's easily a few billion xp wtf, I don't think there even is enough content in the game to get that much

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK?! TWO?! TWO TIERS?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HOW THE FRICK DO YOU BEAT IT IN TWO TIERS WITH PAT FUTSY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the degraded score, it used to be 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro i fricking do not know, i don't know where the camo detection comes from
      maybe the camo trap power?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Road Spikes was the team relic power at the time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep in mind that they could be cheating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who in their right mind would cheat in a children's game?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          children

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powers likely, maybe they also microed the compactor to take out ceramics and other shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine it is camo trap + road spikes + a bunch of life gaining relics. Maybe the one where he starts with more exp.
      If there was a heli this would be doable with 2 with the alch touch and camo trap.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BWEEEEEHHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN 5 TIERS?! 5 TIERS?! HOW DO YOU BEAT A MOAB WITH LESS THAN FIVE TIERS!!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      camo trap bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't camo trap run out after x rounds?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, it's a power. Powers don't have a lifetime since you pay real money for them in other modes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glue trap runs out after enough uses so I assume camo trap does the same
            >real money
            You didn't actually pay for monkey money did you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Powers don't have a lifetime
            They all have limits

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              pierce limit but not a time/round limit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it traps 500 camos, more than enough for 46 rounds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It runs out after it decamos 500 bloons, if you place it on round 1 it goes out on round 70, leaking like 9 white bloons or so.
          If you want to reach round 81 with it, I had to use it on round 48.
          I mention round 81 specifically because one of the tiles made me go there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      040 boat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually nvm, this is probably doable with 2 with a 100 heli with a camo trap and some good support relics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1-0-4 sniper with camo trap can do that easily

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cleansing foam + turrets gives the turrets cleansing foam shots
    >cleansing foam + pin makes cleansing foam slow bloons down
    >sprockets + pin allows the turrets to also pin
    >overclock gives engineer +12 pierce
    >ultraboost give engineer +15 pierce
    >none of this is written anywhere in-game
    Someday I'm going to kill every single kiwi fricker in existence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      trap + deconstruction makes the trap defortify bloons before succing them in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guided Magic allows Wall of Fire to be Manually Targeted
      Guided Magic causes Dragon's Breath to last 100% longer and Undead Bloons to exists 50% longer
      Guided Magic allows Wall of Fire and Dragon's Breath to also ignore Line of Sight, not just the main attack

      Official Description: "Magic shots seek out the Bloons, even behind cover."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      foam + turrets gives the turrets cleansing foam shots
      Wait, for real?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, turrets can damage leads, they remove regrow property, and if the turrets can detect camo then they can remove the camo property (lmao)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      foam + turrets gives the turrets cleansing foam shots
      Well that could've made the DC a lot fricking easier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >super blade maelstrom has its direction reversed by bottom path for some reason
      >focused firing for the dartling gun also increases the lifespan for buckshot by 40%
      >powerful darts for the dartling gun lets it pop frozen
      >laser blasts is an upgrade where you pay ~$2000 to make your super monkey worse
      >figuring out what the frick legend of the night does is one of the least intuitive things in the game
      >longer reach makes carpet of spikes last 50% longer
      >giving villages atttack speed buffs increases their range
      >cripple moab sniper deals more than 9x the damage of a maim moab sniper (280 fricking damage vs 30)
      >monkey sub commander gets double attack speed because why not

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >giving villages attack speed increases their range
        huh? I know Overclock gives villages extra range, but I'm pretty sure no other attack speed buff increases village range like that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ultraboost's permanent buff permanently buffs the range as well

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's still overclock specific
            other buffs don't give them range unless they're range buffs

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Berserker Brew does if it's Mega-Ballista

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's always a range buff

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I originally just said overclock/ultraboost, but I think call to arms does it as well

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just tested it out, it does not
            also Overclock/Ultraboost increases Banana Production from farms too

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I just tested it out, it does not
              Oh, my bad, I could have sworn it did. Maybe that was in an old version. Or I'm just moronic.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So much for "soon"

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the good tiles to take are Time Attack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dude seems to upload good times on CT races, I'm waiting for this one.
      https://www.youtube.com/@tehspeleengpolise/videos

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well look who's making a push for Alchemist Touch AGAIN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's one of those tiles where using alch touch on it would make it easier to bring the score down. We should cap it again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah definetly, we should try to capture the surrounding tiles too.
        Is MOAB clash safe?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it is for now.
          Is there a cheaper way than a 240 boat for alch touch?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to try 310 boat, and if not then I'll go with 240

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate them so god damn much

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey moron, when theres smoke on a tile it means someone's already working on it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure to exit the tile after every checkpoint and check the map to see if a teammate is already working on it, this goes for both our teams.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If no one was doing it when you started then it's yours

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Players can prevent (tiles becoming neutral) from happening by setting a new high score on that tile, which will reset its neutralization countdown.
        does claiming at tile from another player of your team waste a ticket?
        what about resetting / aiming for better score on your own tile?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you complete a tile by beating the score it consumes a ticket. Tickets are not consumed by failing, quitting or beating the map but not the score. Ownership doesn't matter.

          In general the only time you really ought to be capping a tile your team already has is when it's rate decayed and no longer producing score. Then recapping gives you and your team score.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >does claiming at tile from another player of your team waste a ticket?
          Yes, even if it's not producing points anymore.
          If the tile is still producing points then there's no point in capturing it again, unless it's a very important tile near enemy territory and its score is terrible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Millions May Pop the B-Team? Are there other Ganker teams I should be aware of?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is Millions May Pop the B-Team?
        Yes.
        >Are there other Ganker teams I should be aware of?
        No, not that I'd know atleast. Monkechads and MMP are the only official teams we have.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Ninja Kiwi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >99% chance to hit

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Glaive Master's spinning glaives attack through camo

    THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW NK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd know this if you were paying attention to the earlier games too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd know this if you played the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only a complete moron would place a Boomerang without camo detection of some kind

        Is that what you're saying, anon? You're a moron who found this out by putting down a $31k T5 without any support? That's very brave of you but you're still a moron.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTTVTK
    kartsndarts
    CHIMPS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      JOIN!!!!
      THEFRICKING BLONS ARE COMING
      THEYREE GOING TO DESTROY MONKEY CITY
      HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      THEYLL FRICKING RAPE EZILI HELP HER
      !!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure Ill play make a room

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          BTXMUL

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            have to update hold on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok im in, start it

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When can you place multiple heroes? What's the point of the final monkey knowledge on the hero track?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slightly mitigates the XP share in co-op

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >co-op
        Ah, that explains it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it stack if multiple players have it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, like all MK.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we all know Bloons is the best TD game on the market. But what's the best TD game that features maze building too?

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half of our banners are deteriorated
    >there are still tiles not painted red we don't own
    what do I do b-team bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40 score tile
      >20 score tile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but but but
        muh 4X map painting autism

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you want to stay in Global Top 10 like the algorithm cheesing freeloaders you are or not

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cheese? How dare you accuse such a thing. We simply scared the other teams into submissions before the match began!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You guys are so fricked next event

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                can't wait

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me neither, hope we get put against eachother one day, that'd be hilarious

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                these threads would instantly devolve into chaos
                I can't wait

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >something resembling any form of challenge or enjoyment in this mode
                About fricking time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                good, it's been boring as frick honestly
                being handed top 25 without doing anything is stupid. Those teams in the top 3 with no medals are embarrassing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Those teams in the top 3 with no medals are cheesing
                ftfy
                Che3singthealgorithm is now cheesingthealgorithm. Name's like <Hero>'s Dojo are pre-generated NK defaults.

                They made the Casual/Comp divide to stop sweats stomping kids but all it's done is encourage them to sweat even harder over pointless shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's even the point I don't get it
                isn't all you get for this silly medals to have on your profile?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                monke gaem is srs bznz

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're gigantic homosexuals with autism levels that dwarf even ours, it's that simple. One of the guys from cheesingthealgorithm kept trying to act all tough and shit on a reddit post from one the kids that got put against them and it was gay as all hell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not posting it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://old.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/1c1gmvc/how_our_teams_first_contested_territory_is_going/
                I guess it's not that bad but it's still cringe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we don't like to fight
                gosh billy why'd you join the pvp mode then

                ohhh right pointless ego stroking with profile badges no one but you cares about

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that thread has a lot of good points
                blame the game for letting players abuse the system, don't blame the players

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                KEK

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't pretend like you're any better than him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut up

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbh we're not that different, just replace reddit with Ganker

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                any multiplayer game with cosmetics to show off is bound to attract autism
                you don't remember rare mounts from MMOs?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick is Elite Defender only 15k this shit is OP

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG !!
    can't freeplay I gotta go

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the achievements in this game were less grindy. I've only got 9 acheivements left, so I'm in the home stretch, but that doesn't make popping 500 golden bloons any less excruciating. Especially when fricking monkey teams is active right now.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do we just make a new team every CT to just get top rewards?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty safe to say the entire Top 10 are already doing that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As funny as that would be, I could see Ninja Kiwi taking offense with that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the top teams do this all the time and NK doesnt care

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what all the top players do, but it's an extremely homosexual thing, you'd just be facing off against a bunch of children and you wouldn't get to keep any of the team flair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but don't you want cool medals?

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even get a lot of CT in such a short amount of time? max amount in one tile is 40, unless Im missing something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      each tile captured produces points every hour. After 24 hours that banner tile will have gotten you over 1000 points

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, pvp only gives you badges for your profile? I only joined because I thought it would at least give you trophies or something. I got the achievement for it, at least.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get some monkey money and instas too, but unless you're in the top 3 it's an insignificant reward.
      There's also team trophies but you can only use them to buy island decorations for your team, like this cute little guy.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very stupid questions, but does camo trap lose uses if regular bloons pass through it?

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh FRICK OFF, Ninja kiwi fix your moronic fricking server delay,

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >babby b***h tier with babby b***h rewards
    >scrublord tier with scrublord rewards
    >mediocre ELO hell tier with mediocre rewards
    >monkey king tier with kingly rewards
    >get top 3 in enough CT matches and you'll advance a tier up
    there I just solved your stupid exploitable CT ranking system by copying 20 year old FPS games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget sweaty metaslave tier, which has the same rewards as monkey king tier, but also acts as containment for the autists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      monke with da splif

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It still wouldn't work because the top players create new teams every event so they get put against kids that won't fight back and ruin their global leaderboard scores, it's pathetic really.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just tie the tier system to the player, not the team. Or at least prevent team hopping or something
        Actually that first one can lead to the teams having "ballast" players to lower their tier, but maybe they can implement some sort of formula for it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what the tiers are for. If you make a new team every event then you get put into the babby b***h tier where you earn practically nothing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't do it for the rewards though, they do it purely for the global leadearboard placement, can't think of a way to change that that wouldn't involve fricking everyone over.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they get put in the babby b***h leaderboards while everyone else is in the Big Dick leaderboards

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That'd work but you'd still end up fricking over genuinely good players who are doing their first CT event

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *pops you*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am defeated.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pantsu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *pops you*
      *gets covered in your goo*
      *becomes this*

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd cut those tomatoes if you know what I mean.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Adora is able to absorb the TSG's power and combine it unto herself according to Battles 2. What happens if she goes into her goddess form and then absorbs VTSG? Make it happen NK.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NK will never add the VTSG to battles 2 unfortunately

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, turns out Smudge is a girl

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At what point is it safe for me to buy banana farms and start saving up cash for the 40k+ upgrades?
    I'm constantly running on a knife's edge because I keep thinking about those expensive as frick tier 4/5 upgrades and then just lose because I bought farms too early but I can't help wanting maximum return on investment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What mode are you playing? Also, merchantman eco is far safer then farms since they're fighting units, and the fact that they exponentially scale once you have the t5 is amazing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm new so I'm still playing on hard, but I just got to intermediate maps and its throwing me off very badly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can never farm enough
      Bloonjitsu Ninja + Alch Buff pretty much solos early game for most maps except hard ones and will enable you to farm a shitton of money so you have enough to buy whatever you need to defend late game, if you’re just going to the round limit you can sell your farms too for more Defense towards the end, say past 85 on Impoppable

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry anon, I'm contributing, I promise 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not, most powerful tower in the whole game.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone wanna pop?
    Cargo - Hard BXMCSL

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha what if there was a monke hero girl whos power is to swallow the balloons until she's super big and spits them out???
    wouldn't that be funny???

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough juice for the FDDTs gg bro
    Sorry about 40 too I wasn’t really paying attention

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No problem. I didn't know how the map worked, so I was surprised that every moab is on a shorter separate track.
      Pretty tricky.
      Gonna play another, on The Cabin - Impoppable BXFXTC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you keeping the map split?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, thanks for the reminder. Will start in a minute with anywhere placement.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the cash target for your sub paragon?
    I don't know how the calculation works.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.51 mil on impoppable
      also you should get more T5 subs to buff it further

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright. I put some t5s down, and it seems he made space for P2 to put some t5s as well.
        We are just about ready.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant P3, oops.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I (P2) am making the Paragon, P3 needs to drop the other T5 subs for more power

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty nice paragon
            I'm working on my supporting t5s for a plane paragon, and have the pirate t5s ready as well. Which will be first I wonder?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Got my supporting planes finished, and forgot the pic of the paragon.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well the Boat is much cheaper if we're going for the max cash slider, also I wish there were more space for a couple extra T5 aces

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LAYING DOWN MOUSE TRAP

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noob question, but why use a submerged sub over a monkey village?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better buildup in my opinion, aside from the obvious placement on water vs land
      Monkey village is better overall though. If you have the land space for one, get that instead.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any idea if I am close on the VTSG reqs? I have a couple t5s in each category, so I think it is ready.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you're good bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The requirement is 50k for each tower type, multiple tier 5s should easily do the trick, usually a MAD, Wizard lord, Homeland Defense and Bloon Crush are enough for all sacrifices, not on easy mode though funnily enough because of the reduced tower prices.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good game

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was not close in the end.
    Great game. Think that was my new freeplay record.
    Thanks for playing.
    my towers are sad looking because they were all sacrificed lol

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it better to have multiple half upgraded farms or a single maxed out farm?

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you guys wanted to see, i got around to finishing this poplust wip someone requested many threads back
    https://files.catbox.moe/8mispv.png

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      now draw it female

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking nice, I was the one who requested it back then, you did a great job.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not my kinda thing but good work!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >address not found
      🙁

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        works on my machine™

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a filthy mobile user so it's deserved

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the pink attacks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team B-bros, what the FRICK

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post 'em

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like bosses how could you tell?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like bosses how could you tell?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting there, slowly but surely

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bought it at the last sale.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any teams still need players? I might not even play tho

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My heart lies shattered and broken, like my hopes and dreams

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so sorry anon, I know how that feels...
      just wait a couple more hours lol, most anons are asleep or working rn

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mermaid monkey tower not due til update 44 and that’s an estimate

    I’m not gonna make it bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we will bury you at sea so you can be with her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I bet it's not even going to be a girl.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Regular towers don't have a gender, what really matters is if the jetpack hero is a girl.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this is enough to capture
    Druid 000 into heli 400 with camo trap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Druid 000 into heli
      With the right Monkey Knowledge you can just let the first two rounds leak completely and build Heli on round 3

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MK is disabled is the thing
        Good thing it worked

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stupid son of a b***h, you captured the waterpark tile that I was on and you did it worse than me, you fool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finders keepers, no point in wasting the ticket on a tile we already own.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you SUCK. you have NO TALENT

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well clearly I have talent in beating tiles faster than YOU DO.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just got this game, what monkees are the best, and build path are good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much everything has a use case. just experiment with shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mid Path Dart and Alch are top tier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You jest but a 032 dart is a great early anti camo defense.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie 022 does it just as well

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            023 is even better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are no good towers

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bloons
    it's such a generic TD game
    probably mostly consumed by mobile additcts
    real hardcore gamers go oldschool

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/460970/Soulcaster_Part_I__II/
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/371140/Aegis_Defenders/
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/218410/Defenders_Quest_Valley_of_the_Forgotten_DX_edition

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      k

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aegis is the only one that looks remotely good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real hardcore gamers 100%d all of those and Gemcraft several years ago. Though I'm always looking for more TD games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://store.steampowered.com/app/355980/Dungeon_Warfare/
        https://store.steampowered.com/app/698540/Dungeon_Warfare_2/

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody know where the camo flogged relic is?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *unzips wiener*
      Here's your relic, bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top left, I just captured it.
      It's an In the loop least tiers reverse map to round 81
      Strat is, with a camo trap start of r48, Ezili into 400 heli.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And by top left I meant assuming you're green.
        It's between purple and pink's bases.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, I'm currently trying to take MOAB Clash, yellow is trying too but I'm hoping we'll have the advantage over them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's your strat? 14 is a degraded score and even then I'm not sure how to do that.
          Also it just degraded to 15.
          I was trying with a top path boomerang and top path ace.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            500 boomerang
            050 Bomb
            The glaive aura can pop camos, alch touch lets you pop leads, camo trap lets you avoid getting a village.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That works? When I tried the first day a 502 boomerang alone couldn't deal with 76/78 ceramics and a 050 shouldn't do much for that but I'm not sure now. Good luck.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno what happened to you then, the 500 boomerang can pop 76 and the first wave of 78 fine, though he dies to the camo ceramic rush, which is why I was asking about camo flogged.
                I'm worried about round 80+ though, last time I tried with a 502 boomerang and he struggled a lot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was right, round 78 was a breeze but I died in 82 to ceramics, we really need hard-baked to stand a chance.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I FRICKING DID IT
                GLUE TRAP IS THE BEST POWER IN THE ENTIRE GAME, I FRICKING KNEEL

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                GZ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AFB

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHA-

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >makes camo obsolete
          >has decent coverage on most maps in early levels
          >has great dps in mid to late game
          Easily my favorite hero

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love Etienne but I feel like for CHIMPS specifically he makes the game harder for me when I try to use him simply because he is so bad early game and I can't afford him until the late 10s early 20s
            And I haven't even done advanced/expert maps yet.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot to mention
            >extremely cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why in some NSFW images,do people focus on the background characters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        porn is porn but funny monke is funny monke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        munki funi

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quincy sure is the worst fricking hero in the game, huh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quincy is one of two heroes that can be placed round 1 of CHIMPS, only Sauda can do that as well.
      Just for that I think he's great.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing I love Sauda 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quincy is far better than people give him credit for

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not early game at least, he can just about shoot as well as a xx3 dart and can't handle the r40 moab for shit

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro it's already ours
    Bro it's not rate decayed
    Bro what are you doing
    Bro stop
    BRO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      show me the map

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      show me the map right now or I'm capping it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes I feel like the delay on Ninja Kiwi servers makes it so that you can see yourself doing a tile

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who's good at boss events, could you take pink's boss tile on BDD? It's right besides MOAB clash and I would hate to lose it now, I'd take it myself but I'm out of team tickets. There's a race tile too but I wouldn't blame any of you lads for not wanting to do it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in the middle of a tile right now, what race is it? Just the map is good. I want to know if I tried and failed already. If it is middle of the road that can go frick itself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lotus Island, the one with Obyn. Their time right now is 3:42.21 and it degrades in 4 and a half hours.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't tried that one yet, I'll do the boss because I think I did it in less time the other day and then I'll give that race a try.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well shit I think I could beat that race, I went out and now I don't have team tickets lol
          I'll try to take it out on the reset.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol, same thing happened to me, I thought I still had like 2 or 3 team tickets left but when I finished the MOAB clash relic I had nothing. What if we used up ALL the team tickets available?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty sure the team ticket pool is shared, and you individually have a limit of 6 uses per day. So if there's, say, 9 team tickets, and I use 5, then you'd only be able to use 4 tickets, and I'd only be able to use 1 ticket
              I think, maybe. It's not explained very well

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I figured too, we have 3 inactive users so that's 12 team tickets per day, what I'm wondering is if the team tickets go unused too do they get added to next day's amount?

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Etienne was the same exact character design, but had a cute e-girl or shota voice instead of his awful frenchman voice, he'd be my favorite hero.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god I have voices turned off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But how else will you know that Sauda can still cut a tomata?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who can cut a what?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?t=56
            Don't you want to hear this line after every single MOAB kill?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is disgusting, please delete your post so I never have to hear it again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TAKE. ME. TO. YOUR. LEADER.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BABRHP
    THE CABIN
    CHIMPS
    GET IN HERE
    OR ELSE
    THE BLOONS
    ARE GOING
    TO RAPE
    _____

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE CABIN
      >CHIMPS
      I swear I've played that specific combination several times in a row now

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AYO homie ETIENNE IN MY CHIMPS GAME HOW ABOUT YOU PISS OFF HUH???????????????
    FEMALE HEROS ONLY SO i CAN GOON TO MMONKEEE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nuh uh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie how many games have we done where you used Sauda and I used Etienne? Why do you have a problem NOW

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking bLBAPEKKPLACE BRICKELL
        BIRCKLE BIRCIKEL BRICKE PLACE THE HERO BITECKEWL NIGGSA!!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not him moron
          And why do you have the WORST POD PLACEMENTS IN HISTORY??

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i AM 5 TRILLION IQ MONKEY MASTER WATCH AND LEARN

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            LOOK homie
            LOOK LEARN
            I HAVE CLOSE NECRO TARGET TO ATTACK BLOONS COMING STRAIGHT FROM ENTRANCE AND IF THEY GET PAST THAT I CAN RETARGET FURTHER DOWN
            WALL OF FIRE NEAR ENTRANCE FOR POPPING
            POD RANGE WITHIN ALL TOWERS TO SOAK UP THE DEAD BLOON CORPSES

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you had placed him more to the bottom right he would've been able to cover more ground and still reach the entrance, as soon as the MOABs start making it past through the exit, like they are doing RIGHT NOW, he's gonna be fricked because they're out of range of his graveyard.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you had placed him more to the bottom right he would've been able to cover more ground and still reach the entrance, as soon as the MOABs start making it past through the exit, like they are doing RIGHT NOW, he's gonna be fricked because they're out of range of his graveyard.

              Oh yeah, and 205 is the better crosspath.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you had placed him more to the bottom right he would've been able to cover more ground and still reach the entrance, as soon as the MOABs start making it past through the exit, like they are doing RIGHT NOW, he's gonna be fricked because they're out of range of his graveyard.

                post your chimps medals

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                I'm getting there, slowly but surely

                Now post your level, little man.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                LOL@!@@@@@!!! WHAT IS THAT
                HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
                AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                post your chimps medals

                Don't kid yourself, not a single one of your CHIMPS medals was done without a guide. You didn't beat the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                in any case, farming beginner maps for chimp medals is worthless

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh brother, what is THAT
                Ace attorney character breakdown looking ass

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOOO NOT MY BOSS MEDALS
                AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

                [...]
                Don't kid yourself, not a single one of your CHIMPS medals was done without a guide. You didn't beat the game

                FAKE NEWS
                make a new game btw

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day shartyhomosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >j*k poster
                never playing with you again, do not post in my thread, go pop yourself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not for early game

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AYO homie SAUDA IN MY CHIMPS GAME HOW ABOUT YOU PISS OFF HUH???????????????
    MALE HEROS ONLY SO i CAN GOON TO COOOOOCK

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    P2
    care to elaborate?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is there to say?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf are you planning with all of those 000 military monkeys?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      x marks the spot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      planning?

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pools closed

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we are FRICKED on the BAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kid named alch buffed spike storm:

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this is the only relevant statistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry anon, I just love banana farmers and making portable lake towers too much

        you disappoint me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry anon, I just love banana farmers and making portable lake towers too much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had it on 0 until I started playing CT with Ganker

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    While the tickets are refreshing, let's get a game in
    Firing Range - Hard Magic Monkeys Only (bonus eggs)
    BADPEW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/4, starting in 3 minutes if nobody else joins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GG, say, player 1, would you like to resume on our chimps game on rake?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well we managed to beat the dreaded R103, good game

        Yeah I was about to say, I'm down
        BAPEPM

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game begins
    >Immediatly cashdrops
    Gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need my hero to get levels asap

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need you to suck my un-powered wiener

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For what? There are no water monkeys, we are doing magic only

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          to pop bloon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what bloons lol, she's the farthest possible distance from the track

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              OH NO
              BRICKELL OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Brickell's chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Corvus' stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Brickell to stop being so fricking racist.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                whar?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've started to just leave matches when people do it.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i play for the monkeys

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue is going for Alchemist Touch yet again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE TEAM BLUE!!!! I HATE TEAM BLUE SO MUCH!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >9400
      how'd you get that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        030 druid + 040 Boat + camo trap, might've been a 140 boat but I can't remember now

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im rarded
    clicked on race for monkey money by accident when timer was almost zero
    at least survived and got 2 trophies

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autistically trying to cap tiles
    >wasting moneys on retrys
    what am I doing with my life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it helps, you're not alone in your autistic endeavors

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spend 90% of the monkey cash I get these days on retrying rounds that I failed due to being ALT tabbed shitposting on Ganker.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sense the double cash spergout anon itt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no I'm not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shhhhhhhhhh

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue took Alchemist Touch with 9050

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much is 130 druid + 400 boat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        a 400 boat is already 11050

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok then 300 ace and 130 druid
          140 druid if needed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          or 400 ace actually

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you mean 040 boat?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no
          aircraft carrier for the global range
          planes also destroy moabs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need it tho, 040 with it's ability is enough and 030 druid takes out most ceramics

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We did it!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did what??

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rake CHIMPS that we've been trying to do some time back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I told you Corvus would do it, holy damn what a clean run (couple of close calls aside)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aaaand round 103 claims another, regardless, it was really fun. I could do another game if you feel like it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, I'm down, still plenty of time until we get the tickets

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lovely.
            BAYWWW
            Sulfur Springs - Half-cash
            bit of a different challenge but it should be fun.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              3/4, you know the drill, 3 minutes and if no one else joins we start.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person what are you doing

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    uuuhhhhh, buckshot???

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay guys which Gwen is better
    Ben 10
    Total Drama
    Spider-Man
    or Bloons

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's your plan with the dart next to sauda? I planned to place an alch there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to make an ultrajuggernaut but I don't mind selling if you want an alch

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shimmer wizzy would be good too there

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's the best decamo for half-cash and PoD is really good and cheap

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        coz the village spot was taken so can't do camo detection

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >selling sauda

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauda too fat for wizzy

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you talk and play?
    do you have 2 screens or play windowed?
    or play with phone? or post with phone?
    or have a chat window mod?

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top players from the A Team, by the way

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the bloons see going up the hill

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I upgrade the juggernaut in 520 or 502??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Camo is irrelevant here, I think shooting faster is better than the range it gets in this case.

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forget we're doing freeplay
    >again
    lole

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    p2 get a relentless glue

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    p1 suck my big juicy willy, b***h HAHAHAH

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG, co-op half-cash is a lot more fun than people give credit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't sure we'd beat 100, cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh we were playing half-cash? Sorry I didn't notice, I placed down Corvus and pressed buttons

      Wasn't sure we'd beat 100, cool

      That'd be really embarassing if I mistimed it

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    goodbye

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you play the coop?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sacrifice your firstborn child to Ninja Kiwi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reach level 20(?) and then click the Play Social button on the menu

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tickets in 40mins

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