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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2000s is back
    >soulslop
    oh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pls tell me where fromsoft personally hurt you to be so butthurt over their games

      • 10 months ago
        What class?

        you just answered the question anon

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its actually over
    from software is going to shut down soon
    this game took years and so much money
    a huge sink of resources
    they actually were betting everything on this game to fund more elden ring content. now it's over, all elden ring content after first dlc is scrapped, maybe even the first one will be scrapped
    from software likely shutting down soon

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dry storytelling

    What? Wasn't there any "Zanzibot... Forgive me..."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try. Dry is clearly because is not wet, wetty gay of course.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Demanding controls

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't play the game they review

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong in this picture

      They don't play the game they review

      No, they do.
      I bet you haven't even played RedFall and got all your opinions about this game from some chud grifter.
      Fromslop game are at best 5/10

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Jesse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like the Nintendo Shitcube guy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, Dongabitcha confirmed as shiteater.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fromsisters we got doncabesa'd

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what website?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what score he gave BG3
      I assume he hates anything popular

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's God Hand vs Party Babyz all over again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No not even. At least in that scenario you're reviewing two completely different games for what they are in their own genre with regards to their own demographic. There's at least more potential overlap between someone who played Redfall and someone who will play Armored Core than there is someone who played God Hand and someone who played Party Babyz.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so it's good then

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homie gave d4 a 9.5

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As in dark dreams don't die? I kinda liked that game for its camp and off the wall bullshit but it is certainly no 9.5 lmfao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >balance
      Really vague but I assume he means some options just being objectively better than others. Find me a video game with nothing but sidegrades.
      >texture quality
      homie you're on console
      >VA
      >english
      >Plot
      Who cares. If anything I'll just assume this guy saying the plot is bad means the opposite.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6.5/10
      >Good
      Literally a failing grade

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not in high school anymore, anon. A 1-10 scale has 5 as the average.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A 1-10 scale has 5 as the average.
          The average of the 1-10 scale is 5.5, you absolute fricking moron

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yesssss sounds perfect I'm so excited. Disregard movespeed embrace boosters.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The great filtering begins.

      why are those listed under cons?

      >Demanding controls
      >Illegible UI
      I hate journos so much

      >demanding controls
      what the frick does this mean?

      >demanding controls
      AKA the game has actual depth unlike what he is used to
      Reminder that game journos suck at games.

      I'm so hyped for AC VI. AC is supposed to be a fairly esoteric series and this is exactly what I was hoping for. I saw a lot of people saying it was going to be casualized and I think its pretty clear that is not the case

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The great filtering begins.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are those listed under cons?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even moronic people can do regular journalism but the people who fail out of that have to do videogame journalism lmao.
    You have people even more moronic than normal morons dictating opinions. No wonder there's a "nintendo effect", nintendo makes games for 8 year olds and these vidya journalists have about as much IQ. Spot fricking on

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10h gameplay
    actual zoomerslop and trannies on Ganker will still buy it and then complain all month

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you are not a man by the way you post.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/izzWjl9.png

      where the frick did that "10h of gameplay come from"?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's just an angry shill

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8/10 with fromsoft bonus, meaning its actually a 5/10 game
    Looks like we got to wienery this time around, Fromsisters.....

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something tells me you're not actually on #teamfrom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has this artist done anything new?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't seem like it. I guess they're trying to figure out how to cope now that flash is dead.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called Unity.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 out of 10

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Demanding controls
    >Illegible UI
    I hate journos so much

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being ableist in 2023. Accessibility features must be legally mandated. Every game must to feature AT LEAST some sort of story-only mode with no or minimal gameplay.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demanding controls
    what the frick does this mean?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretzel motion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      game is too complex for him

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does dry storytelling even mean? Not enough claptrap ep8c randum humor xDDDD?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when people were saying it was going to bring an era of armoredcore-like ludonarrative zanzibot kino? Now we get to watch the cope happen in real time. Now everyone is a dumb zoomer who can't appreciate this based and epic game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ratings != sales
      Nice try shazamtroony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demon Souls had the same rating and the sales were nothing to brag about when it came out. This is huge since the mecha penalty is there. Got to start somewhere. This isn't Square after all.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's curious. Demon's was a flop, but some time later it came very popular out of nowhere. And when Dark Souls released it was an instant globla success. What happened?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          As far as I remember from that time the game had a word of mouth reputation of being extremely difficult (particularly in comparison to skyrim) so difficulty had to be a big component of its success in addition to launching 11 days after skyrim

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          very much the same situation as BG3 is in now. gaming was in a rut and positive word of mouth made Dark Souls spread

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demanding controls
    AKA the game has actual depth unlike what he is used to
    Reminder that game journos suck at games.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demanding controls
    What the frick I have to press more than one button at once? i'm going back to GoW rock climbing simulator

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    souls and metroidvania games are peak game genre and the normies simply cannot handle it

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Demanding controls
    >Con
    Maybe we do need to gatekeep the game bro...

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dry storytelling

    Meanwhile
    >Yoooooooooo 4th wall breaking item descriptions and purposely vague maim plot? 10/10 genius storytelling

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well i guess everything's illegible if you can't read. Weird how they get writing jobs tho.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unwieldy camera
    >FromSoft
    I mean yeah what did you expect

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