We will never get a game like Persona 5 ever again.

We will never get a game like Persona 5 ever again.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where have you been? I've been search all along.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick was royal so censored

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was censored?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryuji didn't get fricked in the ass

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait what

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't remember him getting raped?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually no, what the frick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In P5 it was HEAVILY implied/explicitly obvious that Kamoshida was sexually abusing students, P5 toned it right down as if he was just slapping them around a bit. Also Ryuji never got fricked in the ass by gays, those are the two major things but there were minor adjustments as well. Basically anything that would trigger your average western LBGTQ zoomer was completely changed. How the persona series has fallen

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing new then, thats just standard for 40 years now in Japanese game translations

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the Japanese is the exact same in Royal

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm replaying the English version of P5R right now and Kamoshida's sexual harassment is specifically brought up several times. References to prostitution/rape in Kaneshiro's arc are intact as well.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kamoshida was sexually abusing students
            What changed? It's already pretty on the nose in Royal

            Play both P5 and P5R. You can probably even Google the differences

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Play a 70 hour game and a 90 hour game and work it out
              Nah. Name some specific examples

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spoonfeed me
                >wahhh 70 hours
                Watch a playthrough on 2x speed and it'll take you less than an hour to compare the differences before you even get past the first palace, you mouth breathing waste of space

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine making inflammatory statements and not even being willing to back them up. Kindly frick yourself, chum

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is given a solution
                >still cries
                Get a mortgage zoom zoom

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WAAAAHHH PROVE MY POINT FOR ME!
                The differences are literally so minor they're missable.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already know the truth, anon. You don't.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kamoshida was sexually abusing students
          What changed? It's already pretty on the nose in Royal

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im playing through it right now on switch and both those things are in, what are you on about?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are fricking delusional

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when you want to enter a discussion but have nothing to say so you just lie and hope people didn’t play it or have access to Google and youtube

          Also rent free boomer

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            See

            >spoonfeed me
            >wahhh 70 hours
            Watch a playthrough on 2x speed and it'll take you less than an hour to compare the differences before you even get past the first palace, you mouth breathing waste of space

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          mental illness
          I suggest seeking the rope

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESG

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atlus west gained power. the only reason to but atlus games now is if you are fluent in japanese.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean like 98% of japanese games localized to english in the past two decades?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    right, the super successful normie jprg that made a billion dollars. we'll surely never see another game like it

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the fake 2chan posts. They were soulful. I would actually read those over the chitchat in these screens

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They sounded nothing like real people.
      >It is false justice
      Nobody talks like that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can say that about the whole game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was literally threads on release with anons seriously written up the same sentences in the game and been called out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        some of them are indeed youtube comments tier, truly realistic

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 is better

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably. I don't have high expectations for P6.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    JRPG antagonists peaked in Royal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      JRPG antagonists peaked like 20 years ago

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhhh Personababies think jrpgs started with Persona

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhhh Personababies think jrpgs started with Persona

        Kefka is no better than The Batman Who Laughs lmao

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else just not gonna buy the P3 remake?
    I think the PS2 version plays just fine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost certainly will. Im curious to play with what I assume will be a lot of modern features. P3 was good but its annoying to go back to the original version with how much things improved with 4 and 5.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Persona games are simply not replayable to me so no Im not touching it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want P3R to flop since I know the homosexuals at Atlus are already hoping that its success will lead to a P4 remake.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It won't flop. Persona is slop now and the pigs love coming to the trough and eating their slop. So they will and you can not buy it, but it wont matter because you should read Animal Farm by George Orwell and it will explain everything.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hey cool, this is an interesting take on the jrpg genre, and it's not super well known and fleshed out as a fun experience!
          >Wow Persona 3 FES is so good!
          >Wow Persona 4 (PS2) is so good!
          >Wow Persona 5 is passable!
          >Frick me, I hope the series dies.
          pretty much my experience

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you one of those people that reads 1 book a decade and when they do they recommend it all the time even when it makes no sense

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here comes the POPULAR = BAD post

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perslopna

            There I added slop to the name that automatically makes my opinion correct

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a P4 remake
        >a
        You're delusional, there's going to be at least four.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goypass.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    unfortunately we will

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get an bitcoin if clearing hundred 16 tier maps in solo hc selfund without dying. Regular also works but unchecked yo?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a game thats full of tedious bullshit in between moments of greatness. if p5 gets to be the greatest at anything, it's the song that plays when the final boss is bound to be defeated.

    really good moment. tied with ttyd's https://youtu.be/UItpDo5BCnc. they both take top 1 musical swell for the narrative trope in question.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the song that plays when the final boss is bound to be defeated
      P4 did it better

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or did the Palaces kind of get worse as they went on? I knew that things were off during the Kaneshiro palace

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a steady decline with the exception of the Casino then it picks back up with the final one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, you could argue that it slumps in the middle but the casino/ship/cognitive lab were all pretty great imo.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pyramid dungeon get carried really hard by the kino music.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Futaba's Palace is among the worst, the music is AWFUL and grating beyond belief and it doesn't even feel like you're thieving anything, it's just a generic JRPG dungeon, I'm shocked it's seen as anything beyond mediocre.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit, just have a nice day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Futaba's was eh and Haru's was shit but otherwise its bretty good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imo

      Castle > Gallery > Casino (would be higher without that shit in the middle) > Ship > Spaceport > Bank > Tomb

      Good fricking lord the tomb is absolutely abysmal and it's made all the worse because you're told exactly how much bullshit you're going to have to go through because they made you climb the fricking thing first. Such a stupid design flaw.

      They were all slightly better in Royal though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Castle is so overrated.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm shocked how visually boring the Bank and Tomb levels are, like seriously, how the FRICK can you make a bank heist and tomb raiding level look so fricking DULL? Especially after Madarame's.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how the FRICK can you make a bank heist and tomb raiding level look so fricking DULL?
          For me, it was the overuse of boring gimmicks. Both had one or two ideas that they rammed down your throat for a couple of hours.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Especially after Madarame's
          I definitely have a newfound appreciation for this one after playing it again. Madarame may not be a very menacing villain, but he makes a kino palace.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought every single one was terrible besides the music and felt like padding. I loved the fights but doing mundane shit like finding the VIPs on the ship or getting through the rigged casino games bit is just so fricking boring

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEVER FELT LIKE
    the new singer is ok

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I guessed the twist by the Futaba palace. Thought it was going to play out like this
    >Turns out the interrogation of Joker is in Sae's palace
    >They pulled her in to her own palace to reveal the truth much like Futaba figured out the truth from her own shadow
    >Reveal that there's something else at play and Sae joins up to stop the Black Mask fella
    I didn't expect the actual twist to be as convoluted as it was. It took me a good five minutes to understand it ngl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What I thought WAS refreshing was how the entire time Akechi was with the party I was thinking "homie he's the bad guy!" and then it turns out that it was just Jokers recollection of what happened due to the drugs fricking him up, and they actually had a plan the entire time for dealing with him. Was a nice bait and switch.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they tone down kamoshida exactly? I remember playing the original and being so annoyed they never outright said it and pussyfooted around it so much. How could they possibly have made that worse? And Ryuji gets fricked in the ass?!?!?!? Sourc?E?E???!?!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And Ryuji gets fricked in the ass?!?!?!?
      Kek it's a meme. In the original scene in Kanjuku he runs in to the gay guys and they hit on him explicitly. In Royal they want to dress him in Drag like Lala

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    good.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beneath the Mask has been my alarm clock alert sound for like 5 years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ringtone is the english sonic cd stage clear song btw. I have taste.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not wake up, get up, get out there

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no replay value

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why no, I've never re-read a book or re-watched a show or movie I've liked ever, how could you tell?
      Alright, I guess

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve played it through all the way three times

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persona 1 and 2 are good and I'm mad that Fatlus didn't port them like they did for P3, 4, and 5. That's why I don't care for anything like the P3 remake or p6, they heavily disrespect the origins of this series and it pisses me off so much I can't continue to care for it anymore. Frick me, frick Atlus, frick p3 remake, frick SMTV, and frick soul hackers 2
    I hate nuAtlus so much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Persona 1 and 2 are good
      They are not.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they are.

        yes dude, so right. hitler was such an epic reference in persona 2, such utter kino.

        have a nice day

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Muh hipster special underground jrpg.
          Played Persona 1 for like 10 minutes and dropped it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        P1 is kind of barebones but P2 is legitimately cool. Better than fricking highschool simulators, anyway.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          P2 would be good if it was remade so the story actually hung together rather than randomly playing out in stops and starts like a fever dream, with characters frequently randomly doing shit because it makes a freaky plot happen rather than actually being characters.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well some of that is because the game is split between 2 games, which is the biggest flaw since it's not cohesive without you playing both. I think it's a valid criticism, but I still like that it's not atypical in that regard.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how people pretend how smt is not a super niche franchise, like it's ok if you like the old games and i for one love them but lets be real you kinda have to be a turbo autist masochist to like them, i love nuatlus for what it's worth, it's a combination of the new and old atlus, just look at people complaining about soul hackers 2 having repetitive levels like its not the way 90% of atlus games are.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate how people pretend how smt is not a super niche franchise
          Megami Tensei maybe. SMTA has been mainstream since IV, which retroactively made SJ, Nocturne and other spinoffs much more popular to the point most people who play persona have played at the very least one of these games.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Soul Hackers 2 sucks because it has no soul. Fire that moron responsible already

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes dude, so right. hitler was such an epic reference in persona 2, such utter kino.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does Yes Bois mean? Is it french?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's reddit speak made up from the localization

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makoto's ass is so fat you could easily slip in a aphrodisiac suppository without her noticing. Then she'd start wondering why she's getting so horny and why her ass is begging for a wiener in it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Makoto

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to grab that butt so badly.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to head for the depths

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how soft and squishy it is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but with Ann instead

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's pretty horny'loose already so you could probably roffie her

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          but enough about Makoto.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makoto-san is best.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In a few more months P3R will take over the catalog

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      can"t wait

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >More Elizabeth content.
      Always welcomed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying this game has a chance against Dragon's Godma 2
      Lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, Persona 3 R is going to wipe the floor with Dragon Goyma 2. It's not going to be even close. Persona is more popular than you think.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do we feel about orobas

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want p6 to have /ss/

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    persona 5 was barely a video game tbqh pretty much 90% gay visual novel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a visual novel with amazing dungeon crawling and you can fuse pokemons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gay visual novel
      But enough about your life

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What games from this series are worth playing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play them like this:
      Persona 3 FEES > Persona 4 Golden > Persona 5 Royal > Persona 1 > Persona 2.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      P3P > P5R > P4D > P1 > P2 + 2.5 > PQ > P5S > P4U > P4G > P3/5D >PQ2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the most wrong list ever?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best to worst imo, if I included the Megaten games I've played I'd put DDS doulogy in front, SJR after P3P, Nocturne before P1, SMT IV would likely go after P2+P2.5,

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can explain everything too. I value the narrative quite heavily and Persona 4 which is likely why the ire is given is so low because it finds a way to be the most awful Megaten game in narrative structure and quite literally is a Saturday morning cartoon. Shit on P5 for being P5 but P4 literally has a flow chart of
              >Meet new character
              >See siloette of new character on TV
              >Yada yada quirky filler
              >Go into dungeon, make it to the boss
              >"No I'm not you!" word for word btw
              >Do boss
              >"Maybe you are an awful embellishment of me"
              >Quirky teehee shit
              >repeat
              only to be broken up half way through the game with the Rise subversion straight into Teddy's moronic fight. whom is superior to Morgana considering Mona's moronic run away arc. Adachi was a shit villain and painfully obvious. Also the one actual moment worth a frick in P4 Nanako dying gets undone after a fricking 10 minute dialog bit with the moron in the other room. Which is a shame because if they committed regardless of what you did it would carry so much weight and make beating the game feel somewhat satisfactory. I like P3P the most since The Answer is even worse than P4's story and practically attempts to undo the fricking themes of P3 or ignore the fact that it happened to begin with, plus you can control party members in P3P natively. The FeMC route is for troons or straight shota chads and I have 0 interest in defending what isn't canon for the most part.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tl;dr I don't like it because I don't.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't like it because Atlus has proven to me multiple times it can weave an interesting story that is compelling and worth exploring despite 1/2 their games being structured the same as Law, Chaos, frick all demons.

                >It's too happy and colorful for me.
                You are proving him right.

                It isn't that it is too happy. P4D is quite literally a boogie wonderland where they defeat Mikuratana-no-Kami by busting a fricking move and I rated that much higher than P4/G. It tries to tonally be too many things at once. You can't be a quirky sitcom and serious murder mystery without damaging the effect of one of those. P4 isn't a total shitshow it is an improvement over P3 in everyway outside the story. Hell there is actual dungeon designs that look somewhat different and the world is much more integrated into the plot given the murder mystery where it merely existed to exist for P3. The OST of every Atlus game is either a 9 or 10 imo so that isn't even something to comment on as P4/G is no different in that regard.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't like it because it has tone changes, just like every other Persona game ever.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's too happy and colorful for me.
                You are proving him right.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of them.

      the first games are a continuous trilogy and should be played in order. 2 is split into two games: Innocent Sin and Eternal Punishment. play the PSP versions. you'll need a fan translation for EP.

      3/4/5 are unique enough to be considered a separate series from the first ones and 3 was where the Persona franchise truly separates from SMT. you can play 3/4/5 in any order and you will only miss out on very small references to past characters. they're all good in different ways, although 5 definitely has the smoothest gameplay. FES is the definitive edition of 3, and is the only modern one that isn't on steam, you can emulate on PC or PS3. P3P is a port that loses crucial content but it does have some extra content in the form of a female protagonist route to make it worth a playthough. there's also a remake coming out that looks like shit. Golden is the version of 4 with the most content, but there are a few visual downgrades and some controversial lore/characters that make some purists prefer the original. both are ultimately fine. Royal is the version of 5 with the most content and there is little reason to prefer the original now. all versions of Royal save the PS4 are censored, which can be undone via mods.

      Arena/Ultimax is a spinoff fighting game series that acts as sequels to 3 and 4. Ultimax was re-released with all dlc including Arena's story mode.
      Dancing All Night is a rhythm game sequel to 4. Dancing Star Night and Moon Night are similar games based on 3 and 5 with virtually no story.
      Strikers is a questionably canon sequel to 5 with some fun musou combat.
      Q and Q2 are games based on Etrian Odessey with the 3/4 and 3/4/5 casts respectively. completely skippable but kinda fun.
      Tactica is a newly released 5 sequel that nobody seems to care about.

      Catherine is a non-franchise puzzle/VN game made by the 3/4/5 team and is more adult, it has a controversial re-release with extra content called Full Body that is PS exclusive.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m having fun with tactica so far. I’m about 10 hours in now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Full Body is on Switch. Thats where I played it.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we'll never get an average JRPG with a mediocre story ever again?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God you fricking weebs will just slop up anything, huh?

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