That motherfricker must be all leather at this point. Too old to even have any meat that's not jerky.
Then again, I've heard people from a region near Kanto can eat anything. They eat Poochiena's soup, for Arceus sake.
I've seen the videos where they eat Sizzlipedes alive. Shit's fricked up.
The bully still gets his house burned down. It's not about being friendly to Drampa, is about not being a dick to the other kid.
Now, if the other kid gloats about it, then both get their house burned down.
Burned? Burnt? I forgot what's the correct spelling.
It's the only explanation that makes any sense. In every pokémon game, you are an assistant researcher first, and a battler second. The actual stats that scientifically matter like height and weight are determined by the professor after you send the data to him via the pokédex, while the flavourful description is purposefully left to the kids so that the research seems more appealing to normalgays so that the research get funded, akin to how NASA does it.
A lot of times you're discovering a brand new species too.
Like how is there a big ass dex entry for this thing nobody even knew existed 5 minutes ago? Clearly my trainer just typed in some bullshit for the lolz.
Why bother shooting up a school when you can befriend a fricking pyschopath that will literally burn down your bullies fricking house(odds are while he and his family is sleeping too METAL AS FRICK)
Let's imagine that they can evolve, because that's more fun
GOD TIER: >dratini
A must choose if you take the prompt seriously. Is strong, can fly, control weather, and all stages are pleasant.
NO DOWNSIDES: >swablu
Very nice in all stages and can fly, but not as strong as dragonite. Still an excellent choice.
MOSTLY GOOD: >jangmo-o >axew
Both can be a bit rambunctious but are generally easygoing enough across all 3 stages to be good picks. Jangmo-o places higher due to the valuable scales its line sheds.
CONDITIONAL: >dreepy
Dreepy is going to be mighty sad if it evolves and doesn't get another dreepy, and a second one as dragapult.
KINDA BAD: >trapinch >gible >noibat
Trapinch is here due to vibrava, who causes headaches in humans whenever it moves its wings. There's a serious power gap between it and gible, who is a menace, evolves into a menace that produces valuable scales, then evolves again into something that can fly but that you'd better pray likes you. Noivern is cruel and loud as hell, hope you have an orchard to keep it calm.
>WOULD BE HAPPIER WITHOUT YOU >horsea
Kingdra lives at the bottom of the ocean, and even a huge tank can't compete. That's to say nothing of the storms it causes. Mini lugia.
BAD: >bagon
A menace that eventually grows into the second most destructive thing here, and its temperament is iffy.
REALLY BAD >goomy >deino
sliggoo shooting incredbily corrosive acid at everything and not being able to distinguish friend from foe ruins this whole line. But the damp environment requirement and horrible bacteria don't help either. The deino line is the worst thing on this list.
>he wants his very own King Ghidorah to murder him
Hydreigon looks awesome as frick, but one peek at any of its Pokedex entries tells you it's a pretty bad pet
Gible's dex entries don't really imply it's a menace, just clumsy and needs to be kept warm.
Gabite doesn't seem bad either, give it some shiny rocks and it'll love you.
Seems like a pretty good pick since its early stages have clear wants and needs and if you treat it right you'll have a fricking flying shark for a pet.
>OP said Dragon-types, though
With Dragon Claw, they're honorary dragon types. At least Fergatr. Don't know if Tyran can learn it, although I assume it can.
Anyone who says Goomy is a disingenuous homosexual, have fun dealing with the slime everywhere that you obviously won't take care of while you let your new dog rot and die of neglect.
You'd need to live in the right area for it, near a swampy or marshland and focus on being outside with it more than indoors but its doable. Its not something to take in lightly anyway.
why did dragons in later gens become so lame? everyone made fun of dragonite for being orange barney but somehow he is still in the top half of designs here. is it just because designs took a nosedive in general?
>So many swablu picks no one is saying anything about fricking it
The thought the majority of Ganker picking the cutest pokemon is kinda funny yet adorable and also wholesom. And people have the nerve to say this place is evil while causing brainrot.
seems weird having a pet being a cleaning slave I know they have OCD but to keep pushing it to clean more and more just seems mean what with once again they literally have OCD.
Dratini and Trapinch 🙂
Dratini has a really beautiful design and trapinch isn't actually a dragon type (his later evod are) but he's simply cooler than the rest for his awesome jaws
Swablu and Trapinch, although its a tough choice between that or Gible.. Birb is friendly, and if trapinch evolves, I can get my flygon buddy. I can cope with the vibrava headaches, I already get migraines.
you wear the swablu as earmuff dude, then the buzzing is no longer your problem, hell make bug bro happier so he buzzes louder kek. When you walk down the street glass needs to shatter eyes need to pop inside skulls and earsdrums must blow and bleed.
Last time I played pokemon it was soul silver I think. And I chose a feraligatr (the coolest starter)
He kinda resembles Kamina from Gurren Lagann.
Then I caught a Gible and they just matched each other's vibe of energetic murderous predators. I made sure they were of similar levels and evolutions.
I'm not into pokemon furrshit or anything but I thought they were a cute couple. I'd only use those 2 and they were a surprisingly strong combo.
It's pretty funny how Lance just collected multiple Dragonairs and Dragonites for his team and then started acting like an authority on Dragon types. Even GS Clair has more Dragon types than him both in number and variety, despite the fact that Johto had only one exclusive Dragon type and despite the fact that she's a gym leader while Lance is E4/Champion
You'd need a big dirt yard for a Trapinch, and not mind piles of dirt thrown everywhere. And the remains of the neighborhood pets strewn across your yard.
Why would it? Most dex entries don't specify "will like you if you train it." That's just sort of an understood thing. And in hydreigon's case specifically, it has more reason to grow a deep attachment with a good trainer that helped minimize it hurting itself and treated it when it did.
We do at least know the name and that it will get 7 worms
Though I think it will disappoint some people judging from the fake evolution fanart I've seen over the months
two dratini
Came here to say exactly this. If it ever gets a regional evo I hope they replace the barney dragon with something more mystical/weird.
frick you troony with your troony design
Dragonite is based
It should have been a standalone pokemon, same as how they clearly swapped the venonat/caterpie line around.
>T.Lance
Horsea and Swablu because I'm a based and mysterious contrarian
Same but because they seem like the least likely to physically harm me
only need the dratini. keep the change
Dratini and Goomy
Do they stay babies or will they evolve?
Gible and the bat anyway. Maybe gible and swablu if they evolve
hydregeon (many mouths)
and
dreepy is fricking dead
Swablu and Goomy
Goomy so I can frick it
frick it after it evolves, right?
Gible and the small hydreigon creature
Trapinch and another Trapinch please.
goomy and dreepy so i can frick their dragon pussies
I feel like Dragons would be the pitbulls of the pokemon world.
Depends on the dragon. Some of them are docile while others would be a handful.
>decide to get Goomy because it's cute
>it evolves into a sociopath that tries to kill you
Ahhhhh
She's smiling 🙂
not dark types?
Jesus Christ, does Prof. Oak even sees what kind of bullshit kids are sending to him as pokedex entries before he straps his seal of approval?
you can tell a bullied loser wrote this description
Enjoy your burned house, shithead.
tonight I'll feast on a normal/dragon steak
That motherfricker must be all leather at this point. Too old to even have any meat that's not jerky.
Then again, I've heard people from a region near Kanto can eat anything. They eat Poochiena's soup, for Arceus sake.
I've seen the videos where they eat Sizzlipedes alive. Shit's fricked up.
Maybe Ohmori with his daddy and mommy issues.
>bully is also friends with a Drampa
what now?
The bully still gets his house burned down. It's not about being friendly to Drampa, is about not being a dick to the other kid.
Now, if the other kid gloats about it, then both get their house burned down.
Burned? Burnt? I forgot what's the correct spelling.
burnt is present tense, burned is past tense.
bad example, but like "mom burnt dinner" is present tense, but "mom had burned dinner" is past tense.
This is probably the only fan canon from Pokemon I like
The Dex being batshit because it's literally in-universe fanfiction should be embraced more
It's the only explanation that makes any sense. In every pokémon game, you are an assistant researcher first, and a battler second. The actual stats that scientifically matter like height and weight are determined by the professor after you send the data to him via the pokédex, while the flavourful description is purposefully left to the kids so that the research seems more appealing to normalgays so that the research get funded, akin to how NASA does it.
A lot of times you're discovering a brand new species too.
Like how is there a big ass dex entry for this thing nobody even knew existed 5 minutes ago? Clearly my trainer just typed in some bullshit for the lolz.
Based Drampa
Axew and Dreepy
School shooter bros
Why bother shooting up a school when you can befriend a fricking pyschopath that will literally burn down your bullies fricking house(odds are while he and his family is sleeping too METAL AS FRICK)
What a yandre bro
TOADLINE GIBLE SQUASHED AND SLAMMED MAXIMUM GIRTH MAXIMUM IVs SLAMMED ADAMANT NATURE STRETCHED GIRTHY GIBLE
Dratini and Swablu.
I'm not familiar enough with most of these to know what I'd be in for long term. Bottom left kinda looks like a bat, so I'm go with that. And Dratini.
I'll take 1 Magikarp and a large Heracross hold the sauce.
Let's imagine that they can evolve, because that's more fun
GOD TIER:
>dratini
A must choose if you take the prompt seriously. Is strong, can fly, control weather, and all stages are pleasant.
NO DOWNSIDES:
>swablu
Very nice in all stages and can fly, but not as strong as dragonite. Still an excellent choice.
MOSTLY GOOD:
>jangmo-o
>axew
Both can be a bit rambunctious but are generally easygoing enough across all 3 stages to be good picks. Jangmo-o places higher due to the valuable scales its line sheds.
CONDITIONAL:
>dreepy
Dreepy is going to be mighty sad if it evolves and doesn't get another dreepy, and a second one as dragapult.
KINDA BAD:
>trapinch
>gible
>noibat
Trapinch is here due to vibrava, who causes headaches in humans whenever it moves its wings. There's a serious power gap between it and gible, who is a menace, evolves into a menace that produces valuable scales, then evolves again into something that can fly but that you'd better pray likes you. Noivern is cruel and loud as hell, hope you have an orchard to keep it calm.
>WOULD BE HAPPIER WITHOUT YOU
>horsea
Kingdra lives at the bottom of the ocean, and even a huge tank can't compete. That's to say nothing of the storms it causes. Mini lugia.
BAD:
>bagon
A menace that eventually grows into the second most destructive thing here, and its temperament is iffy.
REALLY BAD
>goomy
>deino
sliggoo shooting incredbily corrosive acid at everything and not being able to distinguish friend from foe ruins this whole line. But the damp environment requirement and horrible bacteria don't help either. The deino line is the worst thing on this list.
based knower. Hydreigon would get you the army on your house
perfect
I appreciate your effort
I don't even know anything about this stuff but absolutely based thinker
what if I want larvitar
Not Dragon
but what if I want it
You better have a mountain of dirt to feed it
The prompt implies that you don’t evolve them though?
>The deino line is the worst thing on this list
>he doesn't want his very own King Ghidorah
>he wants his very own King Ghidorah to murder him
Hydreigon looks awesome as frick, but one peek at any of its Pokedex entries tells you it's a pretty bad pet
Hydreigon is definitely the pitbull of the dragons
The Hydreigons we've seen in the anime are some of the sweetest Pokemon ever.
>we've seen in the anime
whos 'we'?
Me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here.
>Gibble is a menace
So am I. I think we would get along
Gible's dex entries don't really imply it's a menace, just clumsy and needs to be kept warm.
Gabite doesn't seem bad either, give it some shiny rocks and it'll love you.
Seems like a pretty good pick since its early stages have clear wants and needs and if you treat it right you'll have a fricking flying shark for a pet.
Deino and swablu are the only fluffy ones.
>no totodile
shit list
you mean charmader
OP said Dragon-types, though.
Charmander would work, if you count the Mega X.
>OP said Dragon-types, though
With Dragon Claw, they're honorary dragon types. At least Fergatr. Don't know if Tyran can learn it, although I assume it can.
Dratini and Trapinch. All the others have some weird shit they would do like headbutt your house down. Swablu is also acceptable.
goomy and deino because I love them
Swablu and Jangmo-o.
Am I able to train them to evolve or are they stuck as first form? Since, I assume, this is our world, go they scale off the pokedex entries?
Anyone who says Goomy is a disingenuous homosexual, have fun dealing with the slime everywhere that you obviously won't take care of while you let your new dog rot and die of neglect.
You'd need to live in the right area for it, near a swampy or marshland and focus on being outside with it more than indoors but its doable. Its not something to take in lightly anyway.
why did dragons in later gens become so lame? everyone made fun of dragonite for being orange barney but somehow he is still in the top half of designs here. is it just because designs took a nosedive in general?
What do you define as later gens?
anything after when I stopped playing (gen 4)
I feel like the Dragons don't become completely goofy until Gen VII.
the axe coming out of its mouth is pretty cool, but it'd probably be very cumbersome to use
It's no less moronic than a hammerhead shark.
Hammerhead sharks don't hit their prey with their face.
Haxorus's neck is pretty long, it could fight like a giraffe
Most predators use their heads and faces to attack prey and enemies.
Because you are moronic. Also OP forgot one babymon.
Gible and Dratini. chosen based on them being the most cute
Once Dratini evolves into a Dragonite you'd be able to fly, hyper beam your high school bullies and cuddle with a cute dragon. The answer is obvious.
>Hyper Beam your bullies
That's the guy from Mahogany Town in GSC
Isn't he talking about Lance?
Gible and Dieno
>If they stay babies
Dratini and Gible
>If they can evolve
Trapinch and Swablu
don’t really know anything about pokeyman but the bottom left one is cute
Gibble because he looks the goofiest
And gooby because a slime creature would be funny
Not because of his Phd?
>no love for noibat
I love noibat.
He would sit on my shoulder and I would feed him grapes.
slug/bug(hard call tbh) and poofy birb(birb gets an everstone and I'll wear it mostly as a hat or necklace)
Dratini and Jangmo-o sexo
https://e621.net/posts/3020414
Sex
dont sex your lil bromon
Swablu and Dreepy
I'm evolving Swablu into an Altaria and keeping Dreepy as is.
Dratini and whatever that one on the bottom left it. Looks pretty cool, but I have no idea what it is.
One Axew and a Bagon, please.
Bagon
Axew
My brother.
Does it evolve?
If it does, then I'm going Axew and Trapinch
If they don't evolve, then I'm going Dreepy and Trapinch
Swablu and Gabite for me.
bagon and trapinch
yes I am a gigachad
>So many swablu picks no one is saying anything about fricking it
The thought the majority of Ganker picking the cutest pokemon is kinda funny yet adorable and also wholesom. And people have the nerve to say this place is evil while causing brainrot.
A lot of the other mons are just huge dicks when they evolve.
Swablu's design is just incredibly solid. Plus, it'd make a great housekeeper. I'd definitely pick it and Dratini.
>housekeeper
I think you mean pillow
Why not both? Swablu's entry says it likes cleaning, after all.
seems weird having a pet being a cleaning slave I know they have OCD but to keep pushing it to clean more and more just seems mean what with once again they literally have OCD.
I just think it would be easy to keep on a house, can fly from the start and i like soft things.
Bagon and Jangmo-o
Dragon is my favorite type, Salamence is my favorite dragon. Fighting is my second favorite type.
>Leaving out my boy
Frick you OP
This isn't a pseudolegend thread, it's a dragon thread.
Axew and Noibat, two qts who aren't too likely to accidentaly bite my arm off. I'm assuming they won't evolve too
reminder that dratini is >180cm
The perfect body pillow
Two dreepy
Love ghost types so this is probably the best answer if you actually want to use Dragapult. One male and one female to start a family.
Noibat and Dreepy
Can I get uhhhhhhh sockpuppet dragon
>get a Zweilous
>love both of its heads
>know that if it evolves one of them will die
Dratini and Swablu
these two goats
Frick all of them I want Frigibax
Swablu is the obvious answer
Dreepy and Noibat
can I have a golette instead
Swablu and Dratini
As they grow up I think they'd be the two that would be most manageable as pets
A male and a female Dreepy
Goomy is always lubed, like her evos
i always thought kingdra was grossly underrated so horsea and dratini
If i lived near a huge body of water this would be a good choice but i don't.
Swablu for adorable brid bro. And then Horsea I guess.
I know that it’s not even the worst one to have around, but man, Gible looks like it would absolutely ravage your home biting everything.
i choose dratini and trapinch because they cute
gible a strong contender though
>Dratini
>frick your other dragon and instead get either a Larvitar or Beldum
Give me Gible and Deino.
Is it incredibly stupid? Yes, absolutely.
Horsea and Gloomy, easy
I'd keep lego dragon as a pet
Based Druddigonbro.
You, too.
My all time favorite pokemon design, a shame he is the most neglected dragon.
He'll always be my favorite dragon, he's slow as hell but bulky as hell with a great movepool and a powerful Ability.
Dratini and Horsea
Dragons peaked in gen 2
Fricking christ everything after the first 3 look like utter dogshit. Why can't they make cool dragons?
My homie trapinch to be the bro and goodra to FRICK
Gible looks like an absolute bro
Trapinch is cute asf
So I choose them both.
Bagon & Trapinch
Love Hoenn
Deino and Bagon
If permitted, two Deino
Dratini and Swablu
Dratini and Trapinch 🙂
Dratini has a really beautiful design and trapinch isn't actually a dragon type (his later evod are) but he's simply cooler than the rest for his awesome jaws
swablu so I can pet the birbo
gible so I can frick her garchussy when she evolves
Two horseas since it has the most easily accessible and aesthetic hole to shove my weiner in
Assuming they don't evolve, Axew and Trapinch. (But I do like their evos too)
Horsea and Dratini
Gible and Trapinch
Hydreigon dragonair ofc
Where exeggcute?
Not available if you don't live in Alola(Hawaii)
Altaria because it is fluffy and can fly.
Dragonite is my favorite Pokémon so that's easy
The OP image said nothing about other pokemon existing
So good luck grinding dratini to level 55 on real life mice and pigeons
That's fine, I prefer dragonair anyway. The orange tiny wings plumper never sat right with me.
>real life mice and pigeons
but there is bigger animals in the city koranimals and pavement apes are everywhere
baste
dragonfly and garchomp
I don't really wany any of the but I'll take the slime one to frick once it evolves
I want big frens that will let me sit/lay on their soft tummies.
Trapinch and Jangmo-o
Dratini and Trapinch
I choose top middle and I stick my dick exactly where you think.
Gabite and noibat because they start off cute and then become badass
Draitni or shark dinosaur
Trapinch
Deino
two trapinch so I can larp as a Scizor
>get bagon
>kills itself trying to fly
do they get to evolve or no? this hasnt been specified and it should because it absolutely changes my answers.
>do they get to evolve or no?
three arent dragons until they evolve, so I would hope so
Trapinch and Goomy
Swablu and Trapinch, although its a tough choice between that or Gible.. Birb is friendly, and if trapinch evolves, I can get my flygon buddy. I can cope with the vibrava headaches, I already get migraines.
you wear the swablu as earmuff dude, then the buzzing is no longer your problem, hell make bug bro happier so he buzzes louder kek. When you walk down the street glass needs to shatter eyes need to pop inside skulls and earsdrums must blow and bleed.
My best boys right here.
Last time I played pokemon it was soul silver I think. And I chose a feraligatr (the coolest starter)
He kinda resembles Kamina from Gurren Lagann.
Then I caught a Gible and they just matched each other's vibe of energetic murderous predators. I made sure they were of similar levels and evolutions.
I'm not into pokemon furrshit or anything but I thought they were a cute couple. I'd only use those 2 and they were a surprisingly strong combo.
where's charizard
Obviously Dratini is the only choice what a dumb thread.
>no magikarp
get the hell out of my house
Objectively correct response.
Frick off Lance for the 9001th NOT A GOD DAMN DRAGON POKEMON ITS WATER FLYING
It's pretty funny how Lance just collected multiple Dragonairs and Dragonites for his team and then started acting like an authority on Dragon types. Even GS Clair has more Dragon types than him both in number and variety, despite the fact that Johto had only one exclusive Dragon type and despite the fact that she's a gym leader while Lance is E4/Champion
which ones turn into hot girls?
Kinkymation's drawn some of them as sexy women
goomy for wet slimy goodra facesitting
dratini for dragonite regular facesitting
two bagon and live in a high rise apartment on a busy street
can you get sued if your Pokemon breaks someone's spine
Noibat and trapinch because they're cute
Gible and Dreepy so I can race Jet Dragons and spook the Air Force.
You'd need a big dirt yard for a Trapinch, and not mind piles of dirt thrown everywhere. And the remains of the neighborhood pets strewn across your yard.
Deino and Axew. Gen 5 had best dragons.
I imagine that keeping bagon is similar to keeping a large tortoise, in that its going to stubbornly smash through just about anything.
Noibat twice
Noibat and Tranpinch.I love em.
dragon sex
Dragon is best sex.
Dratini and also Dratini
Dratini and swablu, auction them online, become a multimillionaire
Every time I look at Noivern I'm surprised it isn't the region's psuedo. It looks like it should have 600 BST
dratini and deino
They will grow into a fine dragon.
Jangmo-o because Kommo-o is a perfect gym buddy
Swablu because flying around on Altaria must feel super nice
Dratini and a tie between Horsea and Swablu
Female
Goodra
Female
Dragonite
Very
Specific
Friend shape
I imagine Swablu and Dratini being the easier ones to take care of and can actually be pets rather than a natural disaster in the making
>not wanting a personal natural disaster
>that loves you all the more deeply for taking care of it when it was a blind klutz
Literally no dex entry mentions that it has any feelings towards the trainer. It does mention that it wants to kill everything tho
Why would it? Most dex entries don't specify "will like you if you train it." That's just sort of an understood thing. And in hydreigon's case specifically, it has more reason to grow a deep attachment with a good trainer that helped minimize it hurting itself and treated it when it did.
I don't want to take care of a 3 headed dragon that I have to reign in everytime it wants to kill something.
Even assuming it can't be taught manners (which seems unlikely), at worst you can just put it back in its pokeball when it throws a tantrum.
Imagine having wall phasing suicide stealth bomber as a pet
Why does the Dreepy on the right have a jelly donut?
trapinch seems like it'd be cute
Bagon. I will then proceed to shove him off cliffs until he evolves.
y would u want a dragon lol
I'd pick 2 Alcremies. I love Alcremie so much.
Dratini and Bagon
What is swablu doing there?
She's there to sweep the rest of the dragonkeks
Two Dratinis.
horsea because kingdra is my bro
Dratini because he's cute and seems easy to take care of
If they won't evolve I'm picking Swablu and Jangmo-o.
If they do evolve I pick Goommi and Dreepy.
>dreepy
Borderline mindless creature
>Drakloak
Only cares about dreepies
>Dragapult
Only cares about exploding dreepies
Your ghost gecko will never love you
I know, I keep reptiles irl.
I pick Applin because Dipplin and it's evo Hydrapplin are cool.
>Hydrapplin are cool.
We don't know that yet
We do at least know the name and that it will get 7 worms
Though I think it will disappoint some people judging from the fake evolution fanart I've seen over the months
Id be fine with just 1 Goomy
swablu and dratini
the others are too annoying to deal with
Gible and Bagon
What about Frigibax?
We pretend it doesn't exist
if only his final evo looked that cool
Never got the hate for the final-evo
It's a cool ass ice kaiju
Realistically Trapinch and Swablu would be the most comfy to have
Gible chads assemble!