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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a single mouse can't breed...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      None because you only bought one

      If mice live less than 10 months, none. Otherwise one.

      1 since you only picked up one, you need 2 to multiply

      0
      you only got 1

      What if it was already pregnant

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bout' 3.50

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA!
          I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO TREE FIDDY!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I gave the Loch Ness Monsta a mouse.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Baby mice mature and can give birth two month after they are born"
        >"You picked up one of these (...) the day after it was born"
        It isn't, for the purposes of this problem.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It astounds me how much dumber I am than shit-flinging morons on the internet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a baby mouse, meaning it has not yet matured and cannot become pregnant
        The question does become a lot more interesting in your version, though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's where I cum in
      *unzips pants*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      None because you only bought one

      If mice live less than 10 months, none. Otherwise one.

      1 since you only picked up one, you need 2 to multiply

      0
      you only got 1

      One.

      YOUR the one that's supposed to breed with it, morons

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost 11 months later and I still don't get why this shit is an acual thing...
        also Diives fricked-up big time by making Leon a dog in his vid

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    None because you only bought one

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If mice live less than 10 months, none. Otherwise one.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 since you only picked up one, you need 2 to multiply

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    0
    you only got 1

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game's puzzles defy all rational logic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      five
      i am so smart

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 cats
      or is it 1 cat? idk i cant do math

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 cat catches 1 mouse per minute

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean per five minutes?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Five cats could catch five mice in the time allotted, which would make one mouse each.
            That's each cat catching one mouse per five minutes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 / 5 / 5 = 0,2

      0,2 * 100 * 100 = 2.000

      You need two thousand cats

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        R E T A R D

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's actually right. You're the moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it takes 2000 cats to catch 100 mice in an hour and fourty minutes
            listen to yourself.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who are you? Sir Issac Newton? You crunch the numbers then genius.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >american education

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >double moron
            you fricking moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        epic answer, I'm glad we have anons like you to crunch the numbers for us

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's say theoretically I have 100 mice in my house that I want dead. Where the frick do I get 2000 cats from to get rid of the mice?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          People throw bags of cats in the trash all the time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO
          2KCAT

          great pull anon, thanks for the laugh.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Venezuelan math
        get back to grinding gold in Runescape

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 mice / 5 cats / 5 minutes = 100 mice / 5 cats / 100 minutes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        impressive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on if the cats decide to take a nap after catching a mouse or not, no cat is gonna be back to back knocking mice the frick back
      so it's sure as hell not 5

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one. If 5 cats can catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, it stands to reason that this is possible because 1 cat catches 1 mouse in 1 minute. This misdirection is further implied by the fact that the question says "5 mice CAN catch 5 mice in 5 minutes". Not "5 mice is the absolute minimum required to catch 5 mice in 5 minutes".

      In fact it doesn't make any sense at all that 5 cats would be the minimum, unless the 5 cats are using some elite rainbow siege squad tactics that only work with a group of 5, and so 1 cat couldn't do the same at a smaller scale of 1 mouse. So the answer is one. One cat catches one mouse every minute for 100 minutes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's sad to see how public education has failed some people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      100 cats

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >baby mice mature and can give birth two months after they are born
    Is this a real thing?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you turn 2 months old and it's time to frick your mom

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with gadget.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes
    Divide cats and Mice by 5 (Time does not reduce)

    1 cat catches 1 mouse in 5 minutes.

    If this cat spent 100 minutes catching mice, it would catch 20.

    Therefore, to catch 100 mice in the same time, we would need 5 cats.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 cats
      You can tell that some people here have never worked on group projects before. Half the cats start being lazy halfway through, another cat doesn't show up at all and the remaining 1.5 cats work for 80 minutes nonstop, decide to take a quick nap and then oversleep and miss the deadline.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell the other posters are project managers too, clearly hiring an additional one thousand nine hundred and ninety five cats will get the project finished even faster! Never mind that the original cats were simply blocked by not being allowed out to hunt.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's clear that 5 cats will not kill 100 mice in 100 minutes. They will get tired and bored and the output will drop.

          2000 cats will guarantee that the 100 mice are killed in 100 minutes.

          You can't just Elon Musk everything

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like half of those "puzzles" are the same.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys

    i heff tvelve matchsteek

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should be able to solve this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Praise the Great Horned Rat!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      each strike took 5 minutes so it reached 1 again?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The clock takes so long to strike 12 times that it was 1 AM by the time it finished

        The clock probably worked fine, he should have checked the bells mechanism.

        All wrong

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, yes, of course. They never said the Joker wasn't involved.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
          I'm GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the FRICK

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what an unsatisfying answer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guessed this answer because I am reading The Black Swan right now

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uhhhh... wouldn't that sort of impact fracture the bell and, if not breaking it completelly, at least leave telltale marks that differ from "perfect order"?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Uhhhh... wouldn't that sort of impact fracture the bell
            It withstands being smacked around with a large metal ball on a daily basis so I doubt it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit Imm sorry, I did not realize the bell ringer had an explosive force comparable to the detonation of a .50 bmg sniper round. Man that guy must have some guns

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh shit Imm sorry,
                Sorry for what?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't mind Carlos, newbie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The clock takes so long to strike 12 times that it was 1 AM by the time it finished

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The clock probably worked fine, he should have checked the bells mechanism.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This book is full of bullshit riddles.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        chequebook

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phonebook? How old is this?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct!
          >How old is this?
          Published in 1994.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was right but not for the reasons I thought I was.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A phonebook
          ez pz

          >u can’t couldnt a phone book from a bookstore or borrow it from a library
          Says who? I’m sure there were a few redneck bookstores/library where you could acquire a phone book from. Shit riddle.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A phonebook
        ez pz

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phone book

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm sure there's a movie where this happens, something to do with the echo of the clock, it's someone's alibi? help me out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is that from? It's not Layton.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HEFF TVELVE MATCHSTEEK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YOU

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    403309

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 mouse because one mouse can't give birth

    A bit a shame that's the answer, I kinda would have liked to do the math otherwise

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mouse breeding aside, what our your hopes for New World of Steam? I saw the gameplay reveal but I'm still skeptical as to how well the mechanics will translate. The touchscreen was intrinsic to the experience.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be honest bros... I really wanted to get into Layton but I don't think it's the series for me. I played all the way through Curious Village 100% but I left disappointed. A lot of the puzzles are neat and make you feel smart, but a bunch are also utter bullshit. Also more importantly, I was disappointed at how little sense the main plot made. Like ok yeah one dude just finagled together an entire city of fully autonomous robots out of some random metal and steampower or whatever the frick. And there's an overarching anti-Layton badguy who just shows up to frick shit up because just because he hates Layton, for some unexplained reason. All this shit was set up as a big mystery novel story set vaguely in the late 1800s or early 1900s or whatever, and somehow at the last minute it turns into some incomprehensible anime nonsense.

    Are the other games better at this or not

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the batshit insane plottwists are a feature.
      You have to enjoy the humor of the game playing little tricks on you. And not get mad at "bullshit"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to put you off the games because it's a fun series but if you can't suspend your disbelief for Curious Village then it might not be the series for you. Generally just gets more whacky. From most whacky to least whacky
      >Azran Legacy
      >Pandora's Box/Diabolical Box
      >Lost Future/Unwound Future
      >Spectre's Call/Last Specter
      >Curious Village
      >Miracle Mask
      There are a lot of name changes between the US and UK versions. What's up with that?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how did no one notice this place being built right under London?
    Also it clearly has a nuclear power plant, how did the reactor not go critical when the Mobile Fortress exploded?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use Paint to answer this!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remove one match from each pair of legs and put them on top so it looks like a spread eagle dog from above

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, professor.

        Another puzzle solved!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, professor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    0 ,because you brought the single baby mouse on the day it was born meaning it's still furless and now that it's without a mother it's going to die of starvation 1 day in, you fricking monster.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy peasy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      0 just slide them around on the table

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        1, pour the middle drink to the middle empty cup I crave stronger riddles Luke, STRONGER

        1. Pour the second into the fifth.

        Good job!
        How about this one?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          water

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Penis.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          W A T E R
          ez

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          mouth
          you suck the ball out

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hi there judy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1, pour the middle drink to the middle empty cup I crave stronger riddles Luke, STRONGER

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Pour the second into the fifth.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that one with the bell ringing 13 times?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're not part of the 95% right Ganker?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that I can't solve it, it's more that I refuse to do it

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like fibonacci sequence with base=12 or a shitty trick question.
    >12^0 + 12^1 + 12^2 + ... 12^n

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