WE'RE EATING GOOD, ATTILA BROS

DARKNESS AND DESPAIR bros, the next game is confirmed to be Attila 2. They are doubling down on the crisis mechanics. It is another survival strategy.

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Can't wait for the inevitable roman empire mod.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Troy is now Attila
    no

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty much what I've been reading. Fire spreads across multiple things, brush fires, forest fires. Has mud, swamp, sand, I assume gravel or other types of surfaces.

    I haven't heard about siege escalations nor raid like units nor confirmation of non hero generals. Could be cool and for once I'm excited for a tw product but still waiting to see gameplay and see it all in action.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nor confirmation of non hero generals.
      How dense can people be lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There will be earthquakes, fires, plagues, israelites, huns, everything. We just need throat singing.

      It is Attila again, I'm so hyped.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We've seen the general units and they are bodyguard units.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >total war
      >actually using terrain
      Holy shit

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'M EATING MUCH NOW THAT I'M NO LONG CONSTIPATED. THANK YOU, TOTAL WAR: PHARAOH, I CAN FEEL THE SHIT RUNNING DOWN MY LEG!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be white

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Arrows now whittle away armour
    what the FRICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ? you moronic or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you?
        The developers definitely are

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          God as if the spreadsheet gameplay of nu total war wasn't bad enough, now they added an HP pool to armor. Look at battle gameplay videos, archers just firing on a unit and they only lose one man during a charge.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off volound gay

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              CA shills and paypigs seething at the truth, many such cases!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          should be something worn down bit by bit every battle and only repairable by stationing in cities

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/sTV7UAEsK_E
      Are you?
      The developers definitely are

      God as if the spreadsheet gameplay of nu total war wasn't bad enough, now they added an HP pool to armor. Look at battle gameplay videos, archers just firing on a unit and they only lose one man during a charge.

      >uneducated Black folk don't know that bronze was a fricking trash material for armor and weapons and needed to be constantly maintained/replaced even during battle
      back to toyhammer with you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you sure that it means you can just chip-down plates with the exact same material?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bronze was softer than iron
        >THAT MEANS YOUR ARMOR FELL OFF AFTER GETTING HIT BY AN ARROW
        kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ugh yeah they should add a mechanic where your soldiers spearheads and swords break after 3 minutes and they continue the battle with their fists

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah man, can’t wait for my ushabtis, unkillable one unit generals and mobile game aesthetic! Just like Attila!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait for the Dorian horde invasion

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Attila was the shit but CA is NOT the shit
    Whatever they make now won't be shit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather pay for an update to Atilla than this shit

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't even know this game was coming out until volound released 15 fricking videos on it at the same time and flooded my youtube home page. i tried watching one of them and he kept whining that it was like three chinkdoms and warhammer
    now this guy is telling me it's like attilla

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you watching volound

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is he wrong? New total wars are garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically watching Volound
      Pharaoh is indeed going to be shit though

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >white people uniting against the asiatic horde is the same as brownoids getting fricked by sea brownoids
    I'll pass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sea peoples were white you moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Evidence?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Sea peoples originated from these areas
          Which means they were white

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lmao not in that time. they were closer to MENA

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              absolute bullshit
              this took place before the arab and turk invasions so the region had not yet become muttified

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >most educated muttoid

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >pissed yuropoor
            At least you're "white", Mehdi. Inshallah.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >uniting
      most historical literate amerigoblin

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >$110
    >Corner of the world
    >Samey cultures
    I mean it'll be good, Troy was. It'll have good campaign mechanics, look great and be pretty historical, but it's not worth that much money. No way in hell will I get $110 worth of playtime. I only managed 2 half campaigns in Troy.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pharaoh is literally Troy reskinned.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This thread was sponsored by Pharaoh Shadow Mummies.

      >its okay when troonyhammer does it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Fantasy" TW was born dead, "Historical" TW was killed by CA.

        The thing is was never okay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Historical" TW was killed by CA.
          I too hated Shogun but they were able to come back with R2 and Attila, I'll wait for the release.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Strategobros, we found the optimist.

            Why do people pretend Attila was a good game when it's the same exact shitty battle system as Rome 2?

            >muh survival strategy
            >muh OG Dark Ages
            >muh nuking cities
            >muh return to Old Ways
            >muh Belisarius (DLC)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This thread was sponsored by Pharaoh Shadow Mummies.

      Pharaohbros I don't feel so good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part is that Sofia seem to be the only ones at CA that can make a game run at all. Troy was boring but it looked good and ran amazingly well compared to...well every other TW game honestly. Sounds like a familiar story. Big company has a few good workers and treats them the worst.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Sofia team worked in little projects: DLCs and Sagas
          >according to CA, Pharaoh is not a Saga
          >in reality is a Saga, but without the name
          >why hasn't Saga in the title, because will cost as a FULL game, 60€
          >the idea behind of Saga was to try new crazy things
          >this saga game doesn't creates nothing new neither crazy, just bring back pre-Rome 2 mechanic
          At this point, we will have to wait until Sega used AI to create a REAL new engine for the franchise.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Manage all comments"?
        volound? is this you again?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread was sponsored by Pharaoh Shadow Mummies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >seething at an obvious shop you made yourself
      Every day we reach new levels of pathetic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CA troony shill relax, you can still waste your money in this shit, but pls, stop being so pathetic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KEEEEEEEEK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      deranged

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people pretend Attila was a good game when it's the same exact shitty battle system as Rome 2?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >exact shitty battle system as Rome 2
      *tips*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your answer:

      >sick soldiers vomiting of anxiety before battle starts
      >darkness and despair
      >survival strategy
      >negative technology
      >organic empire collapse
      >decisive cavalry maneuvers
      >soundtrack

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        damn, it has ALL of those marketing talking points
        must be amazing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all of these except for decisive cavalry maneuvers are memes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally none of this matters in a series built around the battle mechanics, and even if you're a campaigngay you can't ignore the shitty aspects like armies being tied to generals and the province system. Attila being this amazing game when it's actually just a glorified Rome 2 expansion may be the biggest meme in the fanbase.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Age of Charlemagne dlc really made Attila, Mercian campaign was s tier for me. Add some mods for more units and it's arguably better than the base game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a full "dark age" total war spanning europe, north africa and the near east would be kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would have to include you-know-who as an active character in battle though, and I don't know how they'd get away with it.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They added female generals. This game is pozzed as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats cool. cant wait for the waifu mods

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that was rome 2

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kino is back on the menu boys

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man Attila really was the last kino total war, it was so kino when they added female generals to rome 2 and every game after they skipped attila

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