What a fricking disgrace. The title was simply raped. How did they fricking miss the point so much?

What a fricking disgrace. The title was simply raped. How did they fricking miss the point so much?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't even played either game, you moron larper

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I did, cope

      What's this "point" that they missed?

      Look how they fricking butchered Prison of Hope
      They turned a creepy dungeon with torture chambers and screaming prisoners into a bunch of dark corridors where a lullaby constantly plays
      The fat official was changed from a silymbol of sadistic and opulent demon that was the personification of greed and thirst for power to the average american

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >screaming prisoners
        There was only one screaming prisoner in the tower. And that sining is actually in the game only due to the shitty sound propagation system and culling you don't hear it untill you're close to it. But the woman that sings it is just a couple of meters from you at almost all the time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >There was only one screaming prisoner in the tower.
          Bullshit, the silence of Latria makes all its inhabitants sound really creepy. This includes those stuck inside the iron maidens
          >And that sining is actually in the game only due to the shitty sound propagation system
          Doesn't matter, it ruined the atmosphere by being everywhere. They also used Return to Slumber, Maiden in Black lullaby, for no reason, which makes no sense.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Bullshit,
            Are you really saying that there is no screaming in the original Latria? LMAO

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Most of the prisoners are constantly lamenting and whining, those in the iron maiden scream when those are opened and that can't be heard in the remake

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >noo Black person man the game is ruined.
                ok moron i will never play original again because remake has online and plays way better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can still shit on them

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's this "point" that they missed?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some youtuber made a video b***h about the remake recently. I am assuming that influenced this particular thread.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >when you have no rebuttal so you just disregard any and all criticism entirely by branding it as "parroting"
        Ah, the DS2 defense.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's hard to deny it being parroting when OP is making the exact same arguments like

          >Here's your false symbol of hope. We made her look like an old evil witch hope you don't mind ahaha

          .

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being so obsessed with DS2 in every single fricking thread holy shit you moron
          t. anon that posted

          >How did they fricking miss the point so much
          When untalented devs are told to recreate someone else's art, they get mad and so try to add their own flair to someone else's efforts. They miss the fact people like the original foundations, not their talentless flair. That's how you get the new Royal's Wife having a choker instead of the mark from a hanging noose.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    leftist made this remake. They are soulless creatures that cannot create anything original.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >DeS crestfallen cuck
      >beloved
      Someone was trying too hard with this. If this was Selen, Astrea or the Maiden I could understand but not this wortless pice of shit that is too afraid to kill a single soldier to not desintegrate out of lack of souls. He's more cucked that that GIGA KEK Ostrava.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good lord you people are fragile

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you'd cry if it were the other way around, if black characters were supplanted with white counterparts. this is why idpol is trash and needs to get out of vidya.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I really love it when leftoids call people calling out pozzed / woke demakes "fragile". Pic related.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because the game is super racist. The crestfallen warrior being black is funny, since he is a lazy good for nothing that has given up entriely . Satsuki is now super obviously Asian with a thick accent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They have to do this for ESG money. That money is given as a buffer if it fails.
      That money is running out however. Our children will laugh at the ridiculous shit that was forced into videogames during this time period

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually a phenomenal remake and you’re a moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s actually a phenomenal remake
      lol
      lmao even

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >there's this one bit of a whole game which I don't like so the whole game is shit
        >lol lmao even
        inbred homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >one bit
          the entire game is shitty redesigns

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            game is beautiful, rated as one of the best looking games I've seen. Have you even played it on a 4k tv?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >game is beautiful
              The game is tasteless. It's the epitome of technical competence at the expense of artistic expression. The art direction feels like it was made by someone fresh out of college. They shit up the original atmosphere by making the most generic, by the book decisions possible, like taking an area like Latria with a green color palette and shitting it up with a ton of saturation and a bunch of orange because it's what their first year textbook taught them. Literally none of the redesigns are either an improvement or justified to begin with. Not only are all of the art and designs as generic as humanly possible, looking like they're straight out of nu-diablo or doom, but they're so warped that it doesn't even resemble the original at all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            every area except valley looks way better.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The simple update to omindirectional roll makes the game much more pleasant to play you pathetic cuck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a nice feature but it's always better to be lock off in these games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Parkinsons over here doesnt know how to roll in four directions, this game is certified goyslop for Black folk like you. Its objecitvely a demake

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We gave breasts and chains to Vanguard... for no reason
    >No it wasn't a prisoner we just thought it would be cool to add random shit

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your false symbol of hope. We made her look like an old evil witch hope you don't mind ahaha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it looks the same as the original artwork. It's the 2009 in-game model that has reduced detail but even then has the black streaks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Finally has hair instead of a rubber dome.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why all these morons are complaining are only the models faces.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crunchiest parry/backstab animations in souls. SO FRICKING SATISFYING

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's trash weightless motion capture animation woth foam sticks. There's zero fricking momentum, big swords go from 0 to 100 mph. Normalhomosexuals will fall for all the bells and whistles crap

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Funny you say that because animations speeds are 1 to 1 with the originals. The whole game is just a new renderer running on the original game logic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Funny you say that because animations speeds are 1 to 1 with the originals.
          No they aren't, only animation length is. And it's not even true for most weapons, since the demake completely made them random to make them "cool", missing the point that the amount of iframes is important

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Woe is me the weapon animations have been changed slightly how can I enjoy the game now!
            How do you even cope with the changes to the same animations sets between other From games then? You call them hacks for ruining them too?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >They didn't change
              >Well they did but it wasn't important
              Demon's Soulless animation work is lazy and amateurish. The player xharacter has an insane and unrealistic speed gain yet 0 momentum because they didn't have the talent to put animators at work over mocapping some homosexual with a foam stick, AND IT SHOWS.
              Demon's Souls was known to have insanely well made and detailed animations which still hold up today and utterly mog its own DEMAKE.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                its what it is, a demake.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How did they fricking miss the point so much
    When untalented devs are told to recreate someone else's art, they get mad and so try to add their own flair to someone else's efforts. They miss the fact people like the original foundations, not their talentless flair. That's how you get the new Royal's Wife having a choker instead of the mark from a hanging noose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Former royalty is BLATANTLY bleeding from his eyes yet they decided to cut most details
      Fricking hacks, pieces of shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No anon the remake simply has actual facial animations during dialogue now. When you lose sight it doesn't mean you stop blinking.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the remake a lot, how does that make you feel OP?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >muhhhh artstyyyyle
    no one cares you fricking autists. game looks amazing. it has FromSoft's seal of approval. stay mad chuds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it has FromSoft's seal of approval
      You fricking wish. Mitsubishi didn't even touch it

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    truly a demake in every way. no shit my ps3 copy still holds up with no problem and is better in every way.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >soンyggers in this thread simping for bluepoint
    doing it for free or are you being paid?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bluepoint
    There you go. They are as bad as the B team which handled Dark souls 2 and Elden Ring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If they are so bad why did it sell better than the original? Why didn't DeS sales pick up after DS1 came out if it was so amazing?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I play the ps3 version on ps5

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remake haters are bitter whiny c**ts obsessed with nitpicking and pants-shitting
    The purpose of the title was to show off the PS5's capabilties, not to suck off the original. Not sure why this triggers people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >power of the PS5
      >by releasing a game from PS3 era
      >with graphics like these

      >It’s actually a phenomenal remake
      lol
      lmao even

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How did they fricking miss the point so much?
    What's even the point?
    It's a fricking bottom of the barrel mediocre game.
    You've just been memed into liking it because muh deep lore and combat that is really a fricking bottom average to bad in both cases.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I consistently see everyone complain about the redesigns which I can agree with, but is the gameplay good? I finally just got a PS5 and was wondering. Yes I did play the original but I didn't beat it. My old PS3 stuff is packed away somewhere.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but is the gameplay good?
      It's the same as the original, for better or worse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would just play any of the dark souls remaster, dark souls 3 or elden ring. not this shiny shit. besides its free on playstation plus if you still wish to give a try.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it ought to be the same gameplay, unless they changed damage.
      so, easy but interesting bosses with atmospheric and hard levels. and the fun, hidden sidequests and items.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay is literally teh same except you can roll in 8 directions instead of just 4.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no one talks about the gameplay because it is 1:1 the same as the original outside of omnidirectional rolling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It has some QoL improvements but not much else. While you're locked on you have Omni-directional rolling. You have new items like Elixirs (speeds up stamina recovery) and Cracked Stone Eye (blocks healing in a vicinity, some new armor sets (that are mostly trash like the Penetrator, equip burden doesn't really matter now since you can automatically send everything back to storage, Crest Grass now has significant weight and you can no longer whole 99 of any type, there's a fractured mode which is just a mirror vision of the game, two new rings (a 5% HP boost and a ring that lets you sprint in deep water). There's other stuff I'm missing but other than some slight changes it's the same.

      It's actually disappointing because some of the bosses/enemies needed major re-working but cuckpoint didn't even touch them (AI is still complete shit, bosses like Allant/Man Eaters have those glitched instant charges attacks that come out in like incredibly small frame window and can constantly get stacked on terrain).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They could have actually rebalanced armor, which would be fairly easy. But gameplay wasn't a priority here

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically the DeS remakes is so in-line with the original that the speedrun times would be the same if the original had the same fast load times. But yeah guys cry about the game you don't play, pretend it's any different from the original. No one cares about your opinions as always.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no one complains about the remake's gameplay because it's almost identical, they complain about the fact that the redesigns, new ost and sound effects are all a joke

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic considering pic related is the From design for him. Looks cartoonish as hell. In the original it's only hidden by the hideous bloom.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >mostly black vs mostly red
          this original design is still better, looks like an SMT demon instead of a nu-WoW trash mob.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >looks like an SMT demon
            LMAO

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Ironic considering pic related is the From design for him
          Except it wasn't
          And the face of the Flamelurker in DeS is an important detail since it is the demon of Big M

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they remade flamelurker face tho.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    demons souls art style where never good and it was all over the place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >T. ranny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yea on top of the grimm reapers and armored skeletons there is enemies copy pasted from other games too! and mind flayer what an original idea! Black person

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >no proof
          good one

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            proof about what, copypasted enemies? vanguard demon for example.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shills shilling for the shitpoint """remake"""
    what the frick happened to this place.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >being this anally ravaged about a video game remake
    Holy shit find a different hobby. This is fricking clinical at this point.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a homosexual as always

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read, this is literally the only good remake in recent years. Cope all you want troony homosexual cuck.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You remake-haters are fricking morons i swear. Literally the worst posters on this board. Demon’s Souls remake and Dead Space remake are both awesome and you have brain rot if you disagree.
    >b-but they didn’t NEED to be made
    kys

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remastering a cult classic that wasn’t accessible because it was on a shitty system and putting it exclusively on an even shittier system nobody wants was an absolute israelite move. I mean, why? It’s not going to move any PS5s and putting on the PS4 would’ve made it the perfect Fromsoft machine and made a lot of Dark Souls fans happy

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    same thing happened with Dead Space, while the gameplay, QoL improve the game, a bit Metrovania style backtracking, they still miss the point of it being Dead Space,

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >remake still living rent free in OPs head
    The remake that just keeps giving. Can’t wait for bloodborne.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bad graphics and shitty animations is a good thing!
    Oh so youre one of those gays. Funny how you refuse to play Atari games, which by your standards, would be the pinnacle of vidya.

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