What a huge fricking step down from Yoshi's Island

What a huge fricking step down from Yoshi's Island

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres never going to be a Yoshi game as good as Yoshi island.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cared enough to reply 🙂

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replying means you care
        I will never understand this meme.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he smol

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And still somehow better than new island. How are the wool games? Never got around to them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woolly and Crafted World are mediocre Yoshi's Island/Yoshi's Story rehashes that don't understand what made the original good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that don't understand what made the original good
        homie it's a franchise for toddlers. Yoshi games were designed to be a Mario branch for toddlers. Remember Baby Looney Tunes or Mickey Mouse Club House? Those would be the Ganker equivalent. It's weird how you homosexuals can't comprehend the concept of taking an IP and turning it into toddler friendly content. Toddlers and infants deserve entertainment too. It's not a franchise for you. Yoshi is for toddlers and Mario is for kids.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yoshi games were designed to be a Mario branch for toddlers.
          That wasn't true for the original Yoshi's Island. The series only became that with Yoshi's Story, which is what is so frustrating for people who enjoyed Yoshi's Island. It was such a great game with a unique concept that will never be done again because Nintendo decided to assassinate the Yoshi character and make him into a toddler character for babies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine liking a game where they sing the butthole as a grown man.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              they don't sing the butthole stop saying that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They do sing the butthole butthole and then they talk about fricking Birdo in the ass with a dragon dildo

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sing the butthole

              they don't sing the butthole stop saying that

              >sing the butthole

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro the first Yoshi Island uses fricking crayons as artstyle stop pretending the game you played as a kid in the 90s wasn't designed for toddlers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bright and colorful artstyles are par for the course for Nintendo. Yoshi's Island is a more challenging and more complex platformer than SMW, so if you don't consider that to be a game for toddlers, then YI certainly isn't

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yoshi's Island is a more challenging and more complex platformer than SMW
                The amount of delusion and cope holy shit. Truth is Yoshi games are easier than Kirby games and this includes Yoshi Island

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                zoomers pls go

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yoshi's Island is a more challenging and more complex platformer than SMW
              The amount of delusion and cope holy shit. Truth is Yoshi games are easier than Kirby games and this includes Yoshi Island

              Yes they all share an artistic identity beinf Yoshi games. You aren't smart or deep for pointing that out, but by all means continue being disingenious to the fact that there is a considerable difference in quality between YI and every other Yoshi game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yoshi Story is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it. It seemed like the same game to me.

            Yoshi's Story was dark, the Yoshis getting taken one by one as you die and the slowed down music titled "Happy Together" is something straight out of a creepypasta

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is really only true of the ambiance. Because gameplay wise regular Mario is more newbie (and thus toddler) friendly than Yoshi. It's a really odd contradiction where they're aiming these games toward babies but making them less simple than the main, all ages branch.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The og yoshi islan? Frick no. That game is hard as nails compared to actual mario games. I do agree with you on later titles though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woolly World is the closest they ever got to recapturing the level design of the original game.
      Crafted World, while having some good levels, feels pretty bland overall and ends up slaughtering its own pacing by introducing a 3D egg-throwing mechanic, meaning that you have to stop and manually aim to throw eggs all the time, instead of being able to pull off cool mid-air egg throws like you could in previous games.

      For the record, I think DS kinda sucks aside from the half-baked baby-switching mechanic which could have been cool in a better game. New Island is not as bad as everyone says it is, but it's definitely not great either. It's way too derivative of the original game.
      Surprisingly haven't played Story or the tilt game yet, but I really want to do. I quite like Touch & Go as an arcade title, but I was also pretty disappointed that it wasn't a full Yoshi's Island when it released.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >horrible music that is just phooney
    >no fuzzies cause WE CANT WORK WITH ARGONAUT.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Yoshi's Island is for toddlers why in the frick is it harder than SMB3 and SMW? This game is a literal nightmare to 100%

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game is hard because, I SAID SO!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop giving (You)s to the disingenuous frick that keeps pretending that 100%ing Yoshi's Island isn't remotely difficult, he probably hasn't even played the game

      >horrible music that is just phooney
      >no fuzzies cause WE CANT WORK WITH ARGONAUT.

      >implying that Argonaut would be needed to replicate the Fuzzy effect on a modern console
      anon, are you moronic?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this game having hellish extra stages compared to the original Yoshi‘s Island.

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