What are the easiest retro bosses that can technically kill you?

What are the easiest retro bosses that can technically kill you?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bowser
    bruh just jump over it are you moronic

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a tutorial boss from some JRPG.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dunno if it was just on the sms version but robotnik had a weird hitbox and you could easily hurt yourself trying to jump under him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you're not normally able to do this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Game Gear Sonic isn't normal

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so that's what it was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Gear Sonic 1 had a lot of changes made to fit the resolution and polish the game a bit, so it's odd that there are mistakes like this that weren't in the Master System version.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stand in extraordinarily telegraphed safe spots without doing anything
    >win

    The only reason I could ever see anyone ever dying to this Boss fight for any reason whatsoever would be if they wanted to see if you could also stand on the Nitro tiles without making them explode like you can with the TNT tiles.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't call KH2 retro it makes me uncomfortable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      19 years, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      get off the board if you don't like it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It came out almost 20 years ago, anon
      it's retro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normalgay answer but I'm amazed nobody posted HIM yet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this. I came here to post the snail from FF6 which is pretty much the same thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i emulated 6 as a kid and died to the snail

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this. I came here to post the snail from FF6 which is pretty much the same thing

      see

      Probably a tutorial boss from some JRPG.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hulk smash

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks doc i needed a dose.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja Gaiden 1 barbarian boss. He just slowly walks toward you and stops to let you hit him.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that tree that's in like every kirby game

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tortoise in israeliteel Master, it has three attacks, all of which can be avoided by standing under the platform near it. Also, the water ring + wind ring can damage it even when its head is retracted.

    Other than this thing, the game's fairly difficult.

    ?t=130

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >technically
    "Yeah, I guess TECHNICALLY Glass Joe can beat you if he beats you."
    "TECHNICALLY you can die to King Dodongo if you lose all your hearts."
    "If Rock Titan hits you with attacks until you lose all your HP, TECHNICALLY you lose."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you sperging about

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That there's no "technically" about this. I have no idea what OP means by "technically".

        Yes, meaning they can do damage to you and could at least in theory kill you. There are “bosses” that can’t do anything to you. Stop being moronic.

        >Yes, meaning they can do damage to you and could at least in theory kill you.
        Yes, and almost all the bosses in OP's image DO.
        >There are “bosses” that can’t do anything to you.
        The only one in OP's image that can't is Bob-omb King. All the others can very clearly outright defeat you, there's no "tricks" to allow them to, or "technically" about them beating you because they can.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i have no idea what OP means by “technically”
          Because you’re ESL. It means that the bosses can damage you and kill you but they’re so easy that they aren’t likely to. This is a common way that native english speakers use the word “technically”.

          >Yes, and almost all the bosses in OP's image DO.
          No shit. It’s almost like they were posted as specific examples of easy bosses that can TECHNICALLY kill you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This is a common way that native english speakers use the word “technically
            illiterate
            you would use this in a scenario where the boss triggers a KO state without using an Instant Death or reducing your HP to zero. you would not use it to mean "possibly but not likely." the ESL here is you, probably mexican because i hear a lot of them using stuff like this, just like they use "if anything" to mean "in a last resort"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            "technically" does not mean "unlikely"

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This is a common way that native english speakers use the word “technically
              illiterate
              you would use this in a scenario where the boss triggers a KO state without using an Instant Death or reducing your HP to zero. you would not use it to mean "possibly but not likely." the ESL here is you, probably mexican because i hear a lot of them using stuff like this, just like they use "if anything" to mean "in a last resort"

              Great, now there’s two ESLs. Look, I know you’re upset that you can’t follow conversations but that’s not anyone else's fault. Go post on whatever your country’s equivalent of this site is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you're a zoomer that doesn't know how to use English because the modern school system failed you doesn't mean that someone else is "ESL" when they correct you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry google translate isn’t working out for you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >younger generation just can't handle being wrong about something
                You hate to see it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bosses that can unlikely kill you

              Yeah, that sounds much better, ESL-kun.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, meaning they can do damage to you and could at least in theory kill you. There are “bosses” that can’t do anything to you. Stop being moronic.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can King BobOmb kill you?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      By throwing you off the summit while having low health.

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