being a pedophile isn't ok
being a beastilality fetishist isn't ok
gen 5 was not the downfall of the series, it was the peak
the anime was never good
QoL features are objectively good
gen one is incredibly broken garbage that wasn't even impressive for its time
calling humanoid designs furbait is just projecting your fetishes
event items were never a good idea
Reminder that the article is "things you should never say" which means they're the social equivalent of saying "Black person" or "homosexual".
I looked up the article, here are two randomly selected
>“I don’t care about EVs, IVs, Natures”
If you’re like most Pokémon fans, you create your team of six almost entirely on vibes. Yeah, Beautifly isn’t that great, but I love and would die for her and mediocre stats. But for others, Pokémon aren’t just friends, they are numbers on a spreadsheet that are connected to movesets and abilities that make them the ultimate competitive battling machine. Oh, your favorite Pokémon is a cutie patootie and you have an adorable plush of them on your desk because they bring you joy? good luck becoming champion if it hasn’t been hyper-trained for optimal stats.
>“Kanto Pokémon weren’t that great”
The nostalgia for the first-generation Pokémon is very strong, but love for the first 151 is still pretty ingrained in modern fandom because Game Freak loves to spotlight them. A lot of complaints around some recent new additions like Scarlet and Violet’s Flamigo, which is mostly just a flamingo, have centered around a perceived simplicity. Which, yes, there are some real stinkers in recent games, but if you point out that some of the earliest Pokémon designs were also pretty much just animals with a bit of elemental styling like Seel or Charmander, a genwunner will likely clap back.
>The nostalgia for the first-generation Pokémon is very strong, but love for the first 151 is still pretty ingrained in modern fandom because Game Freak loves to spotlight them. A lot of complaints around some recent new additions like Scarlet and Violet’s Flamigo, which is mostly just a flamingo, have centered around a perceived simplicity. Which, yes, there are some real stinkers in recent games, but if you point out that some of the earliest Pokémon designs were also pretty much just animals with a bit of elemental styling like Seel or Charmander, a genwunner will likely clap back.
lmao true
many first pokemons were some random animals like rattata, ekans, seel
people b***hing about flamigo are moronic
imagine thinking people shitting on a bad disappointing design is some boomer conspiracy theory instead of just understanding charmander is cute and flamigo is a bad design lol.
being a pedophile isn't ok
being a beastilality fetishist isn't ok
gen 5 was not the downfall of the series, it was the peak
the anime was never good
QoL features are objectively good
gen one is incredibly broken garbage that wasn't even impressive for its time
calling humanoid designs furbait is just projecting your fetishes
event items were never a good idea
Kanto bad
Not competitively viable
the game you grew up with bad
the games serve the anime
the anime exists for japanese children first
Level Curve
Progression
3D models
Dexit
shiny hunting is gay and cringe
Oh, that Digimon knockoff, right?
If Misty was popular they would have used her for the new series instead of Liko.
There are no pokemon better than pikachu anyway.
If pokemon was so good then why don't they make a space spinoff like Macross Delta or Frontier, or Battle Angel? Can't it stand up outside of Kanto?
The truth.
"The age of consent is 18"
Not in the vast majority of the world it isn't. Hell even in the US
Yeah, like thirdworld countries in majority. Stfu dumbass
Nice try pussy b***h. Try knowing what you are talking about next time
Reminder that the article is "things you should never say" which means they're the social equivalent of saying "Black person" or "homosexual".
Pokémon was never good to begin with
I looked up the article, here are two randomly selected
>“I don’t care about EVs, IVs, Natures”
If you’re like most Pokémon fans, you create your team of six almost entirely on vibes. Yeah, Beautifly isn’t that great, but I love and would die for her and mediocre stats. But for others, Pokémon aren’t just friends, they are numbers on a spreadsheet that are connected to movesets and abilities that make them the ultimate competitive battling machine. Oh, your favorite Pokémon is a cutie patootie and you have an adorable plush of them on your desk because they bring you joy? good luck becoming champion if it hasn’t been hyper-trained for optimal stats.
>“Kanto Pokémon weren’t that great”
The nostalgia for the first-generation Pokémon is very strong, but love for the first 151 is still pretty ingrained in modern fandom because Game Freak loves to spotlight them. A lot of complaints around some recent new additions like Scarlet and Violet’s Flamigo, which is mostly just a flamingo, have centered around a perceived simplicity. Which, yes, there are some real stinkers in recent games, but if you point out that some of the earliest Pokémon designs were also pretty much just animals with a bit of elemental styling like Seel or Charmander, a genwunner will likely clap back.
>The nostalgia for the first-generation Pokémon is very strong, but love for the first 151 is still pretty ingrained in modern fandom because Game Freak loves to spotlight them. A lot of complaints around some recent new additions like Scarlet and Violet’s Flamigo, which is mostly just a flamingo, have centered around a perceived simplicity. Which, yes, there are some real stinkers in recent games, but if you point out that some of the earliest Pokémon designs were also pretty much just animals with a bit of elemental styling like Seel or Charmander, a genwunner will likely clap back.
lmao true
many first pokemons were some random animals like rattata, ekans, seel
people b***hing about flamigo are moronic
>attata, ekans, seel
Loved by millions
>flamingo
Forgotten forever
If flamingo was in the first gen and ekans was added in the ninth you’d say it’s some soulless bullshit and we need to raid gamefreak and burn the ceo
imagine thinking people shitting on a bad disappointing design is some boomer conspiracy theory instead of just understanding charmander is cute and flamigo is a bad design lol.
>Flamigo, which is mostly just a flamingo
i thought flamigo was a baloon animal giving that weird knot it has in the base of its neck
being a pedophile isn't ok
being a beastilality fetishist isn't ok
gen 5 was not the downfall of the series, it was the peak
the anime was never good
QoL features are objectively good
gen one is incredibly broken garbage that wasn't even impressive for its time
calling humanoid designs furbait is just projecting your fetishes
event items were never a good idea
>gen 5 was not the downfall of the series, it was the peak
all true except this one.
>gen 5 was not the downfall of the series, it was the peak
This one is right though
shit bait
>QoL features are objectively good
literally what ass backwards contrarian would said qol improvements are bad in any context for any subject
*woof*
Don't grind
the games were never good
>"take a shower"
I unironically haven't taken a shower in over 6 days so you're right
Are you a boy or girl?
I'm proud of you, son.
Zoophile
Black person
Pedophile
Jew
Shitskin
Spic
moron
Games are way to easy when you play using only one pokemon
CHARIZARD is overrated
Pokemon is for children
Kanto bad
Not competitively viable
the game you grew up with bad
the games serve the anime
the anime exists for japanese children first
Level Curve
Progression
3D models
Dexit
shiny hunting is gay and cringe
"Hello"
"Will you go out with me?"
nintendo only do it for the money.
>I actually liked Gen 6
>"I enjoy every generation of pokemon"
>play a different RPG
Oh, that Digimon knockoff, right?
If Misty was popular they would have used her for the new series instead of Liko.
There are no pokemon better than pikachu anyway.
If pokemon was so good then why don't they make a space spinoff like Macross Delta or Frontier, or Battle Angel? Can't it stand up outside of Kanto?