What are your christmas/winter video games?

What are your christmas/winter video games, Ganker?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be a kid waking up, thinking youre late for school, but then realizing its a snow day then play vidya for the rest of the day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw it doesn't snow here so I just ditched school if the mood felt right for it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        where were your parents?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          At work. If they were home for some reason but the day still felt like it was too nice to waste at school I'd just wander around outside until it was time to normally come home.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just an overly sentimental moron who placed too much value on a nice day.

              They never called your parents about absence?

              I usually planned ahead and ever so slightly unplugged the phone line before leaving.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They never called your parents about absence?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It snows here
      >Still gotta go to school on foot
      >it's cold as balls outside, teachers won't let us in the school building because we are still one or two degrees away from temperature limit, so we gotta freeze outside until classes start

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like the reverse version of this in AZ.
        >temp reaching near 120
        >no free water bottles
        >"just drink the sewage from the fountains!"
        A lot of kids would get heat stroke and end up in nurses offices.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fricking kids that still want to play and shit when it's that cold. Like my friend wanting to play football when it's nearly -0

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was over -20 celsius in my story and it had to be -30 for the teachers to let us in.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            New York? or are you a Canadian?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, just northern european.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't have to go to school because it snowed a bit
      Is this an American thing?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how we use to have summer vacation and winter breaks for school. As an adult that works year round and even 6 days a week from november to febuary as mandatory overtime and im only allowed 1 week of vacation time per year. Life sucks so fricking much.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2023
        >He still hasn't taken the NEETpill

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't show up and give them some long winded excuse why you can't work 6 days a week. That's what I'm currently doing at my job that's forcing us to do the same and it works for me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Abandon retail by any means necessary.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I knew what that was like growing up my step mother used snow days to make me miserable. She'd come up with busy chores that didn't need to be done and pull out old ass books and make me read them all day just to test me and punish me for not getting perfect scores on her made up tests. Often she hadn't even read the book and her answers were made up guesses and I'd still get punished even when I showed the page the correct answer was on.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >step mother
        F, the game was rigged from the start.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          True now we're all grown up and she doesn't understand why none of her 4 kids have any contact with her as adults

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to read that anon, people are shitty

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear a bathrobe at home all day 8 months out of the year.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to not understand why people killed themselves around Christmas, but it's really obvious now that I'm older.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >image
      Context?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Europe is a shithole. When you finally reach middle class there's no suburb to move to. It's just more commie blocks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's why you make a nice house in a quiet small town instead, the urbanite life is miserable

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wanted to make fun of bongs but this looks better than any shit amerimutt breakfast restaurants sell. Make fun of it being sold from a random house in a bong street but it look good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No spaces between houses
      Looks like Baltimore!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're a failed normalgay?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim, Mass Effect 1 (noveria missions)
    Thats about it.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have anything specific I play, but I definitely have hot cocoa more than I usually do.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this game was weird and uncanny as frick as a kid

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        true, but that applies to most ps1 games based on kids' movies

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad taking me out of school to go up and see the snow. ;(

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The memories where a parent takes you out of school just to have a nice day are the ones that are most cherished.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand the seething towards innocent suburban life

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

      jealousy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a carryover from boomers. Suburbs used to be ass and a picture of a dystopia because everyone had the same cookie cutter house with the same yard and nobody is allowed to do anything even remotely different because of draconian HOAs ran by soccer moms.
      These days though they're generally much better and I prefer it to both the city and the country having lived in both. Especially the country, frick that shitty internet and 40 minute round trip drives to the grocery store.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah its carryover from israelites who have utter antipathy for wealthy white christians

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >suburbs
          >wealthy
          Suburbs are middle class at the highest. Wealthy people are in gated communities, not in this shit

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most of you troons don't even own a home. Guess that makes you poor as shit.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's because the housing market is fricked in the current year and despite that, if you're looking at owning a house, the most affordable ones are still going to be those cookie cutter mass developed ones. The origins of the loathing for suburbs was over 40 years ago back when a Dad could buy a house and support the family with one job and their kids were pissed about how mundane and boring it all was, everyone had the same house, toys, food, cars, tv, clothes, everything

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The good stuff.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      urbanoids need to constantly chant their mantras like diversity is our strength and that suburbs are for hicks otherwise they will kill themselves

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its mostly boomers. Boomers ruined the world/america. Little difference which political party they belong to: Republican want to keep destroying the world, Democrat want you to fix the world they destroyed.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean >its past midnight on october 31st in 2023

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i live in georgia and the last time we had any decent snow was back in like 2012 or 2011.
    there's nothing to look forward to because christmas looks just like fall except it's cold.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Georgia the country or the state?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still live in Detroit
    >no i'm not black
    and it's snowing right now. It's like fricking 30 degrees.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I try my hardest to find a Killing Floor server that runs the Christmas mutants
    unfortunately you seem to either find vanilla no mods no seasonal mutants or modded up the ass, not much in between

    Also I always spam I'M DELICIOUS in chat which usually gets a laugh

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most of Ganker is from flyover shitholes or the south
    Suddenly I'm starting to see why so many of you are so racist and hateful.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is racist you delusional city slicker. Go ask the Black person smoking crack infront of your brickhouse soiboy pod appartement about his opinion on white people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with the other Anon on this. There are definitely different degrees of it but no matter how much of a grip you let it get on you, you will notice certain patterns about certain kinds of people. See it enough and you'll start developing an active disdain for that group of people for making your experience worse with their mere existence.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I maintain that in our modern age "racism" is the result of experience not a lack of it. You may not like it, but being vary of other groups didn't happen in a vacuum.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think people here are necessarily racist. They just hate poor people, who mostly happen to be of a single race. Poverty tends to breed a disruptive at best and destructive at worse culture that makes it very hard to sympathize with them and makes it very easy to hate them. Many racists have little trouble interacting with minorities above the poverty line. They behave like civilized humans, unlike their impoverished counterparts who are doing drugs out in the streets and looting stores.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to play Serious Sam first or second encounter every winter for several years. Disco Elysium is a good winter game. If you have a large friend group, Project Winter is fun. I find Cultist Simulator and Valheim are a lot more enjoyable during the darker times of the year.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it a massive pain in the ass to hang lights all over your house, and then take them down again some weeks later?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is. Some keep the lights up till february even. I prefer some lights to be indoors. A bit more festive vibe, not as costly, and not that hard to clean up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is but I like doing it.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there were still snowflakes around. Climate change made sure my area no longer has winter.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played Hitman contracts and it has a dark atmosphere, which I enjoy the most during winter season. Also max payne 1 and 2

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything sadder than playing "Fireplace HD" video on a goddamn TV instead of, you know, having an actual fireplace like a human being?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just get a home with a fireplace bro
      Sorry boomer, that's not possible anymore.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My winter games are usually the Metro games and the STALKER games.
    Just have to love the comfyness.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly the ones with good xmas events
    >Eve
    >Dota
    >Deep Rock
    >Phasmo
    >Satisfactory

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddi Wip? More like reddit Wip am I right.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks your god, whoever he is that you not fired from your job be homeless all entries family live in a van.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are your christmas/winter video games, Ganker?
    Final Fantasy 12 and the Ratchet and Clank games on ps2.

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