Mei needs fatter breasts. This is non-negotiable.
They need to be gigantic and have some of the best breast physics seen in any game.
They need to be so large that it actually effects her play style. Her default run speed needs to be slower, jumping causes damage to her and she has lowered jump height. Give her an option to sheathe her weapon and grab on to her fat breasts to hold them in place while she runs a little faster.
Also her coat needs to have obviously burst open at some point and her breasts just hang out. Clothed obviously since that would just be obscene.
Her voice lines also need to reflect this. >"Hey slow down guys, I'm not as fast as I used to be!" >"Oh... this is going to be a bumpy ride isn't it? I don't like bumpy rides..." >"Maybe if you were looking up at my gun instead you'd have noticed it was pointed at you."
In return she should have more health, natural damage resistance, and knockback resistance. If she sprints in to people, they will be knocked about as well - particularly useful if they're frozen and next to an edge.
Finally she should be reclassified as a Support and have the option to lactate in to disposable bottles which she can toss out as medkits to her team, or just drink it herself and heal.
why do overwatch girls always make me think of one thing, it's not just me right?
Yeah same, maybe it's the spades tattoo
for me it's futa
God i want her to smear her asscheeks on my face and fart on me
more porn
More bodysuits.
What's with thicc bodies that always makes me hard? I unironically can't jerk off to sticks.
Mei needs fatter breasts. This is non-negotiable.
They need to be gigantic and have some of the best breast physics seen in any game.
They need to be so large that it actually effects her play style. Her default run speed needs to be slower, jumping causes damage to her and she has lowered jump height. Give her an option to sheathe her weapon and grab on to her fat breasts to hold them in place while she runs a little faster.
Also her coat needs to have obviously burst open at some point and her breasts just hang out. Clothed obviously since that would just be obscene.
Her voice lines also need to reflect this.
>"Hey slow down guys, I'm not as fast as I used to be!"
>"Oh... this is going to be a bumpy ride isn't it? I don't like bumpy rides..."
>"Maybe if you were looking up at my gun instead you'd have noticed it was pointed at you."
In return she should have more health, natural damage resistance, and knockback resistance. If she sprints in to people, they will be knocked about as well - particularly useful if they're frozen and next to an edge.
Finally she should be reclassified as a Support and have the option to lactate in to disposable bottles which she can toss out as medkits to her team, or just drink it herself and heal.
Only then might the game be fun and balanced.
On the contrary I think she needs a bigger belly. Her boobs do not interest me at all.
I told you fricker, this is NON-NEGOTIABLE.
por que no los dos?
>dude balloons lmao
GOD i wish my ass were that fat
>hopes
All the Overwatch gals being steadily pumped up until they explode like massive bombs.
I hope flapjack does some mei content eventually.
There is absolutely ZERO chance she can wipe properly.
why