What did Hideo Kojima mean by this?
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What did Hideo Kojima mean by this?
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you must live an interesting life OP.
Very, I glazed your mom's donut last night.
Yeah? And I Bond burgered your sister last night.
Farewell arteries
kek'd
Cummed
I-is he gonna eat all of those
That he just watched Taylor Rain's Cover my Face episode where she first fricks a gay and eats the donut with jizz and then gets completely creamed in the backyard after fluffing every guy there.
Countless times I have nutted to that one.
>Allie sin: Bakers dozen
Youre welcome.
Yeah, I have that one, too, but her lack of enthusiasm actually made her less appealing to me, but I understand that for many people it was the main draw.
The fact that she seems like she hates it in 9/10 of her scenes and that they only give her ugly and old men makes it better. The humiliation angle adds alot, way more interesting than your generic turbobawd
RICED
donut holeman
>The name's Donut Holeman, Snake. I'm the bakery supervisor, if you find any bread in the battlefield, I'm the man. My frequency is 140.60 and you can call me from your codec.
I watched the DS2 trailer again recently. It looks really good bros.
>thank you for screaming
Thank YOU for the blow and rim job last night. Shit was CASH!!! You def have a lot of experience!
Why are japs so creepy and perverted.
They’re not. It’s a israeli trick to make you think they are. The japs are based, ~~*they*~~ don’t you knowing that because it undermines ~~*their*~~ agenda
most rape happens in white countries
This. Look at how many dogs have been raped in Canada
Pretty sure India isn't white tho.
forgot the "i am not a gay" tweet
He means "I'm getting fat lol witness me"
Will getting fat affect his legacy?
Yes. He'll turn from a heavyweight of game design to a super-heavyweight.
It means Kojima is going to eat a donut, moron.
He means he glazed some buttholes.
Kind of based actually.
Its an anime reference.
>Black persontoro
Is it a message? Why are there uneven numbers of doughnuts? Were are our autistic code breakers when we need them?
>9 8 8 9 8
What does it mean???
>9th month is September
>1998 is when MGS1 came out
>Three (3) 8's
>9/3/98
MGS1 Remake confirmed
he tried anal
La Creatividad recommends anal sex with Elle
how did kojimbo become more handsome in the past 10 years?
was it just the glasses and facial hair?
Men age like fine wine. we’re not like women, who age like milk.
does this mean i'll finally get a gf once i'm 60?
Stick to wieners, you’ll never get a woman.
He is taking human growth hormone and sleeping in an oxygen tent.
he's let himself go lately, all the instagram junk food is getting to him
You’re one to talk. That daily semen consumption isn’t doing you any wonders, Chud.
A wild guess but probably that do it's are yummy.
*Donuts
I have a wannabee "rock star" grifter friend and all he does is post food pictures and selfies with other minor rock/metal celebrities that he meets on cruises and shit like that
I can tell Kojima is the exact same type of person, except he got lucky
Is your friend Edward Furlong?
My friend's biggest achievement is getting a commercial driver's license
From left to right:
Sunset Shimmer
Zecora
Anonfilly
Octavia Melody
Pinkie Pie
All ponuts.
He is cooking, let him.
mmmmmg donuds
for me? its boston creams
I love donuts
I pray that Death Stranding 2 isn't woke
La Obesidad...
Fricking this lol, he has a very visible double chin now. Living in LA and eating shit for years on end has caught up with him
It's an MLP reference
I love pony donuts
For me, it's the white glazed ones with the chocolate drizzle.
I swear pink icing just tastes different.
>9 of some donuts
>8 of others
Some autist do the math, how does this relate to the secret MGS5 DLC?
sunibee
It's his lunch for today
Farewell sausage ..into donut
Reproduction! ..the circle of life.
The tongs grasping at the sweet holes we desire to farewell our sausages into.
An uneven amount of different donuts; all varying colors and designs but ultimately very little difference.
Really does fire up the neurons.
He's a One Piece fan.
>gets caught laying down
>has his freaky pelican eel face photographed
>is a glorified training session for luffys haki
Tragic. He could have been a great villain.
its the tea/coffee that makes the image. i can relate to how serious i want to be undisturbed when im trying to enjoy a simple pleasure, and how irrationally upset i get if it is disturbed
Tetris is his next game.
Bros i am currently learning Blender, i made these...thoughts ?
Post video of putting your hand in a blender
i have something even better, check it out
i know, but i am just at the beginning, i have much to learn
Thats not better. Now go make the rekt material i asked for.
Looks good exept for the glaze texture and the sprinkles
Thanks, i made Avengers donuts after just to practice the flow more. Tried some new stuff too.
i think it's ok considering it's literally the first thing i did in Blender by myself
sculpting is crazy hard, i tried some today..a tablet won't save you so i wouldn't bother yet
take the grant abbitt pill and make random shit he tells you to, it helped me out a bit
>a tablet won't save you
its moreso for ergonomic reasons as its next to unusable for me; if there was a way to rebind LMB to a keyboard button I wouldnt get one
good job
your donut painted texture is pretty low effort though
What is it? I can't see it even doing asian eyes
what are you learning blender for anon?
i want to make futa porn, ideally, but it's a long road and idk if i can hold onto it. Animation is hard
start with images, animations are too much if you're learning
that is the plan, i didn't look into it but i assume you can download free models so all you have to do is pose them and built scenes/lighting around them and make it sexy ? i imagine that's also pretty challenging
You assume wrong, low IQ chud.
smutbase has models, might need to make an account to see the nude ones. the most important thing is instilling some sort of life into whatever you're making, if the character is in a robotic or uncanny pose it doesn't matter if she looks sexy
>the most important thing is instilling some sort of life into whatever you're making
i know that, i watch a lot of blender porn
read Richard William's Animator's Survival Kit
That is the stupidest advice I have EVER seen on this ocean of piss. You should be ashamed for outting your basement level IQ. I don’t believe there is anyone on this site dumber than you. I bet you’re trans too, aren’t you?
why are you being so mean Anon?
reggiBlack person
Holy sexo, is there more to this? salsa por favor
>getting turned on my a cartoon
You’re NGMI, Captain Chud
Joe gay
Ty brother
https://twitter.com/fugtrup/status/1596565584434823169
Looks like plastic plus the lighter band around the donut shouldn't be anywhere near that thick or uneven.
im learning blender as well but im getting hard filtered by character modelling, coping with poly modelling objects and environments atm
>higher poly stuff needs sculpting
>need to get good at anatomy
>need to get gud at 2d so i can draw my own references
>have carpal so cant sculpt with a mouse (clicking and dragging hurts like frick)
im just gonna get a tablet
Stick to Microsoft paint, low IQ chud.
the white middle part of the donut is too big, the transition from it to the rest of the donut is also really bad on the one on the left.
the red/black lines in the middle of the toping are too perfect
the texture on the donut itself is trash
let's see your donuts
he probably meant "mmm yummy donut"
he's learning blender
Horses confirmed for Death Stranding 2
Simpsons Hit&Run remake with the troony in the role of Bart Simpson
>Imagine eating sugar, processed food, and red meat in 2024
LMAO
Laugh and grow fat
Kill them softly, with diabetes, it's completely legal.
You just outted the biggest israeli trick of all time.
What is the green donut flavor?
>japan
probably green tea
Kojima has big virgin energy to me, anyone else feel the same
he has a son who told him MGS games fricking suck ass so yes, he is a virgin
>transgender, homosexual, nonbinary, virgin chud calling others virgin
Lmao
What did he mean by this??
Please take this image and yourself back to redddit.
Fricker invented diabetes
Jews did that.
He's a Lynch fan
And you’re a wiener & Balls fan…. What’s your point?
How did this thread get shitted go so bad?
You go?
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He just invented tetris god bless
And you invented AIDS
Why are bots posting gibberish in this thread?
I don’t know. Why are you pleasuring 50 wieners a week?
>Kojima hongery