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Junebros...we won
she's not the one I would have personally chosen but I'll certainly take it.
i don't know who half of these characters are
i know 5 of those
Top row is pretty much impossible not to know if you play nintendo games. That's fine though.
peach, daisy, that space princess and samus
no idea who the green hair b***h is
Would have thought Palutena was more well known simply for her Cameo in brawl. Brawl had a huge internet stage presence.
Huh. The only time I've played smash was when I rented melee a few times in 2001/2002 so that would explain why I didn't know. I assume she's from fire emblem, which I don't even know what that game series looks like besides the melee character
>I assume she's from fire emblem
You're definitely quite out of the loop
I casually play nintendo games and I don't know who April is. And I'm 90% sure May is Zelda but it looks like fanart. On the bottom row I only know wii fit lady
>January
Peach
>February
Daisy
>March
Rosalina
>April
Lucyna
>May
Zelda
>June
Samus
>July
Pokmon protagonist, gen 5
>August
?????
>September
Wii fit character
>October
Fire emblem
>November
Fire emblem
>December
That one robot game on switch, something machina
How did I do?
August is female byleth is it not?
>female byleth
I'll take your word for it, l also take your word that that's an actual real video game character/name
There's no way these "guesses" are real. There are xenoblade threads up pretty much every day, and everyone knows Pokemon doesn't have adult protagonists
I said earlier in the thread that I play nintendo very casually. I don't know how you expect me to know what the frick a xenoblade is
gay
October gang
my bday is in 2 days. Never played xenoblade but I have played xenogears xenosaga and valkyrie profile
Another octuber-birthday, yeah, we WON OCTUBER-BROS
ha ha only one week to go before I go hiding into my sad place avoiding people for a day ha ha
Can I join.
>Rosalina
Nice
>samus
frick yes junebros
FROG STOMP
FROG STOMP
>giving away your personal info on a public message board
>anonymous board
>1/12 chance to get the right month
>september
PERFECT
Is it your birthday? There's a birthday hat on the png.
>being a cuck
>liking cuckshit
There's no ntr there
literally the first thing at top, didn't even need to read the rest. your cuckbrain is too stupid to realize it
>he lacks proper stamina
lel
>june
yeah boi
Also isnt rosalina like super fricking heavy cause of the whole galaxy thing. Like your head will burst like a watermelon.
There any other way you prefer to go out?
>palutena
would prefer samus but i'll take it
>3 Mario characters
> >no Paulina
>2 xenoblade characters from the same game who are literally the same person
>modern FE character
>no Animal Crossing characters
Shoot
Shit list
March b days dont survive the experience cause giant and planet weight.
April might not either cause she is like 15 feet tall or something.
>Zelda
>not Sheik
I fricking hate being a Gemini...
>Also got Zelda
>Taurus
It's destined anon we have to fight to the death now
>cynthia
wonderful
>june
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SMASH MY HEAD IN SAMUS MOMMY
>july
I'll be fine
>october
Garbage.
Jan- easily survive, might even be hot, shes the top
Feb- survive, but awkwardly get wrong thing smashed, awkward sex
March- you just die
April- critical condition, ICU for 6 months
May- its one of zeldas nice versions, survive and make out later.
June- Coma at least.
July- purely sexual stop, she ties you up and pegs you.
August- breaks you nose, talks about her dad non stop
September- perfect application, yoga sex.
October- knocks you out for an hour, makes you dinner
November- knocks you out, Makes you make her dinner
December- black eye, she makes ramen, makes you do weird things with ramen.
>Zelda
Can I at least choose which version? TP Zelda would be perfect for that.
>we found the guy that likes being pegged
>who gets to stomp on your head
>guys, he likes being pegged!
Stop projecting.
I'm fricking August god dammit
Hope you like talking about her dad.
>Wii Fit Trainer
Amazing, I just hope to have enough stamina for her
I wish I was born in november
Let’s make things more interesting for our 2nd half of the year friends
Its really only funny if its from nintendo itself.
But lets see.
July - She knocks you out and shoves bananas in your ass.
August- she uses a pie, unspeakable things with clown honks
Sep- Broken nose, wiener and ball torture follow
OCT- she knocks you out, make you suck her dick clit.
Nov- you get a bruise, you are only one of her 10 BFs
Dec- two black eyes, She motorboats you
I'm hacking the planet now
I would be happy if any of these girls stepped on my head but March is pretty god tier so I'll take it
This caters to my oedipus complex, kinda
>Feb
Would prefer it if she sat on my face, but still okay with this.
Goddess Palutena I am ready.
>Zelda
Nice
Over half of these girls would kill you, but I got the one who'd fricking disintegrate my entire body.
Nice.
>Mythra
I am pleasantly surprised. GIMME FAT BLADE THIGHS AND BUTT PLS PLSSSS