Why wouldn't they just cast off the side? Link can jump right into the water from that height, should have 0 issue putting a line into the water. Have you never been fishing before?
>Play game. >It has a castle and one village >Everything else is a stone's throw away
It's so strange how much smaller LttP's Hyrule feels compared to the NES games, where the first one take place in the wilderness, then that's revealed to be one section of a much bigger kingdom filled with many different settlements.
Ok but what's Hyrule's tax policy, and why did Nintendo never make a scene where Link has gut-wrenching diarrhea for hours after drinking stagnant water?
>what's Hyrule's tax policy
TOTK has a major plot point be about the fact that Hyrule's national government consists of 3 people (Zelda, Link, and Impa) and that the head of state turned herself into a dragon. >why did Nintendo never make a scene where Link has gut-wrenching diarrhea for hours after drinking stagnant water?
Because only the most moronic of people ignore how miserable the pre-industrial era actually was, so including it in a fantasy game instead of a game like Civ is moronic and pretentious.
>Because only the most moronic of people ignore how miserable the pre-industrial era actually was
Meanwhile in reality the average medieval serf worked fewer hours than modern-day wage slaves, rented acres of land, and was able to feed 2 dozen children; while the modern man lives in a shoebox apartment and can't afford 1 kid.
The average medieval serf had lots of children because many of them wouldn't even make it to adulthood. One bad harvest or winter would mean mass starvation. Tractors were such a revolutionary invention that the manufacturers advertised the ability for a farmers to keep their children in school instead of needing them to help with the farm.
JRRM had to make seasons last years because he's an edgy homosexual.
The average medieval serf literally populated the entire world with his descendents while the modern man is a minority in his own country because he can't afford to raise kids in his tiny rented apartment while he spends every daylight hours in an artificially-lit cubicle.
The average wagecuck literally kills their own gestating child because they can't afford to raise them.
Survivor bias. You are describing the lucky ones, definitely not the average.
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Infant mortality was high, but populations continued to regularly grow as long as plagues and wars didn't wipe out large numbers. It's not survivorship bias when most people survive.
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Populations historically grew at a rate of about 0.1% - 0.3% per year at best, it took literal centuries for most regions to see significant population growth. If you have 12 kids and only 3 of them survive, your family's still ahead of the game even though a majority died.
Survivor bias. You are describing the lucky ones, definitely not the average.
Did you know that the reason why historical life expectancy was so low was because of infants dying in droves? If you lived past the age of 5 you were likely to live into your 60s or older, but if you were 5 or younger mortality rates were typically in the range of 40% - 70% depending on a number of factors. Go to really old cemeteries and you'll often find a starkly high number of child graves, and those are from people that had the wealth to afford a real gravestone who typically had lower incidents of child mortality due to better living conditions than the peasantry. Most of human history was riddled with the death of infants.
>Did you know that the reason why historical life expectancy was so low was because of infants dying in droves?
Why are you blatantly lying? For what reason?
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Infant mortality is directly factored into life expectancy anon, you can literally google this in a second.
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What's the lie? There are research papers directly corroborating that.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2625386/ >Rowbotham and Clayton (JRSM 2008;101:454–62) make a very important point when they draw attention to the life expectancy at birth compared to life expectancy at 5+ years of age.1 They state ‘… life expectancy in the mid-Victorian period was not markedly different from what it is today. Once infant mortality is stripped out, life expectancy at 5 years was 75 for men and 73 for women.’ In 1995 Griffin2 produced a comparison of life expectancy of mature men (15+years of age) at different points in history over the last 3000 years ( Table 1).
>Because only the most moronic of people ignore how miserable the pre-industrial era actually was
Society at the start of the industrial revolution was probably worse as it was all new technology with infrastructure that had to be figured out along the way. It's not surprising Marx wrote his junk in response to these new and awful working conditions. His ideas were wrong, but when life was as cheap and bad for proles in the ever-expanding city it's no surprise the situation was criticised.
Do not fall for the washed out images of medieval life as everyone miserably wallowing in their own filth.
All that cabbage and lettuce, they're extremely healthy.
>no meat
>no protein
>no fat
>no carbs
>healthy
Nintensoicucks, everybody.
There are cuccos all over the town
>>no meat
>>no protein
>>no fat
>>no carbs
>Nintensoicucks, everybody.
>carbs
Literal scum, you don't need them to live.
The rest you can get from fishing.
Food in Hyrule isn't ladled with processed poison and junk food, dum-dum.
Apples
cant tell if zelda or pokemen
Go to the doctor
I love the Zelda pixel art styles so much
2:1 height is better.
If OoT was a 2D it could have actually been good.
OOT has always been that game I wanted to love but could only tolerate.
I stole your images. Hope you don't mind.
They’re pretty interesting. Almost makes me want to learn how to rom hack.
Always a shame that projects like this only amount to a few screenshots and then completely stop.
eggs
theres a fricking river right there
and no fishing related infrastructure anywhere
>you need le infrastructure to fish
kys moron
Are they going to jump off that cliff to go fishing?
Why wouldn't they just cast off the side? Link can jump right into the water from that height, should have 0 issue putting a line into the water. Have you never been fishing before?
Actually that's a small lake.
They have a Lot of cuccos there and live near the castle, what type of question is that? Zelda is not a post Apocalyptic Game dude
>Play game.
>It has a castle and one village
>Everything else is a stone's throw away
It's so strange how much smaller LttP's Hyrule feels compared to the NES games, where the first one take place in the wilderness, then that's revealed to be one section of a much bigger kingdom filled with many different settlements.
Ok but what's Hyrule's tax policy, and why did Nintendo never make a scene where Link has gut-wrenching diarrhea for hours after drinking stagnant water?
>The more red potion link drank, the more he shat, the more he shat, the more red potion he drank
>what's Hyrule's tax policy
TOTK has a major plot point be about the fact that Hyrule's national government consists of 3 people (Zelda, Link, and Impa) and that the head of state turned herself into a dragon.
>why did Nintendo never make a scene where Link has gut-wrenching diarrhea for hours after drinking stagnant water?
Because only the most moronic of people ignore how miserable the pre-industrial era actually was, so including it in a fantasy game instead of a game like Civ is moronic and pretentious.
>Answering a GRRM joke seriously
Anon...
I know, but I bit the bait because I was bored.
Guy is a fricking hack.
>Because only the most moronic of people ignore how miserable the pre-industrial era actually was
Okay libtard
Ted Kaczynski was the equivalent of a terminally-online NEET. Libtards love him.
>I have never read a book the post
>Because only the most moronic of people ignore how miserable the pre-industrial era actually was
Meanwhile in reality the average medieval serf worked fewer hours than modern-day wage slaves, rented acres of land, and was able to feed 2 dozen children; while the modern man lives in a shoebox apartment and can't afford 1 kid.
>Meanwhile in reality the average medieval serf worked fewer hours than modern-day wage slaves,
Meanwhile in medieval times there were actual slaves.
Meanwhile in modern times you're still a slave, just too dumb to realize it.
The average medieval serf had lots of children because many of them wouldn't even make it to adulthood. One bad harvest or winter would mean mass starvation. Tractors were such a revolutionary invention that the manufacturers advertised the ability for a farmers to keep their children in school instead of needing them to help with the farm.
JRRM had to make seasons last years because he's an edgy homosexual.
The average medieval serf literally populated the entire world with his descendents while the modern man is a minority in his own country because he can't afford to raise kids in his tiny rented apartment while he spends every daylight hours in an artificially-lit cubicle.
The average wagecuck literally kills their own gestating child because they can't afford to raise them.
Survivor bias. You are describing the lucky ones, definitely not the average.
Infant mortality was high, but populations continued to regularly grow as long as plagues and wars didn't wipe out large numbers. It's not survivorship bias when most people survive.
Populations historically grew at a rate of about 0.1% - 0.3% per year at best, it took literal centuries for most regions to see significant population growth. If you have 12 kids and only 3 of them survive, your family's still ahead of the game even though a majority died.
Did you know that the reason why historical life expectancy was so low was because of infants dying in droves? If you lived past the age of 5 you were likely to live into your 60s or older, but if you were 5 or younger mortality rates were typically in the range of 40% - 70% depending on a number of factors. Go to really old cemeteries and you'll often find a starkly high number of child graves, and those are from people that had the wealth to afford a real gravestone who typically had lower incidents of child mortality due to better living conditions than the peasantry. Most of human history was riddled with the death of infants.
>Did you know that the reason why historical life expectancy was so low was because of infants dying in droves?
Why are you blatantly lying? For what reason?
Infant mortality is directly factored into life expectancy anon, you can literally google this in a second.
What's the lie? There are research papers directly corroborating that.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2625386/
>Rowbotham and Clayton (JRSM 2008;101:454–62) make a very important point when they draw attention to the life expectancy at birth compared to life expectancy at 5+ years of age.1 They state ‘… life expectancy in the mid-Victorian period was not markedly different from what it is today. Once infant mortality is stripped out, life expectancy at 5 years was 75 for men and 73 for women.’ In 1995 Griffin2 produced a comparison of life expectancy of mature men (15+years of age) at different points in history over the last 3000 years ( Table 1).
They had lots of kids because the infant mortality rate back then was ridiculously high
That moron's source is a gif of killer beans dancing with text over it.
>Because only the most moronic of people ignore how miserable the pre-industrial era actually was
Society at the start of the industrial revolution was probably worse as it was all new technology with infrastructure that had to be figured out along the way. It's not surprising Marx wrote his junk in response to these new and awful working conditions. His ideas were wrong, but when life was as cheap and bad for proles in the ever-expanding city it's no surprise the situation was criticised.
Do not fall for the washed out images of medieval life as everyone miserably wallowing in their own filth.
Condensed farts.
In that pic alone
>Apple Trees
>Chicken farm
>Fresh water river with fish
>Cabbage patch
Also a market, which means trade.
fish
ass
Probably meat from all monsters nearby
Jabu Milk
Is it normal for Hylians to grow gills after drinking it?
That's an old and debunked anti-zora canard. Just drink your milk and stop asking questions.
deez nuts
Chicken, fish, cabbage, lettuce, health potions, tree fruit. A balanced diet.
It's like 10 people in the woods. Presumably they hunt, fish and forage.
There's chickens everywhere, anon.
Just throw a fish at the street merchant. He'll give you all kinds of stuff as thanks.
They've got all kinds of bees, including hives of honey, too.
Food