What do they eat?

What do they eat?

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER EVER

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure you can't eat never ever you dummy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 years btw

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it take 5 years to update a VN though?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair... it's one guy doing everything besides the music.
          i assume it's all going into the art, but who can say?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because of patreon bucks. No need to work when you get paid no matter what you do.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Come on now $500 a month is a pittance

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              In a third world country like Finland that covers all the liquor, cigarettes and video games.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That only applies to first world countries anon.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I could live off that for a considerable number of years

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What south of the border shithole do you live in anon?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          VN have a fricking curse with taking a massive ammount of time

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my cum

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they attach themselves onto human male's body, specifically the penis, and then they feed themselves a nutritious diet of cum

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no nutrition in cum anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sperm contains vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, hundreds of different proteins, and is around 5-25 calories per teaspoon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even so you can't live off that, the average human male doesn't produce enough.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            perhaps alien species are more efficient at digesting semen

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not with that attitude

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eating cum makes you gay anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Even so you can't live off that
            Sure you can, just ask your mom.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            perhaps alien species are more efficient at digesting semen

            They also feed off of more than one human a day, likely hundreds.

            • 7 months ago
              Quagmire

              >you will never be abducted and forced to feed an entire colony of xenos with your cum
              why even live?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've just never gotten a REALLY good blowjob

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're telling me every time I cum I'm giving myself vitamin deficiency?!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            as long as you have a decent diet it's not something you have to worry about

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're supposed to eat it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay Christine.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The virgin 5 calorie teaspoon of cum vs the chad 25 calorie teaspoon of cum

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    narbs probably

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say narbs but posted goat?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goat grows narbs.
        But I still doubt Nirds would have narbs as natural food source. They might not even eat them at all, seeing as they seem to be mostly carnivorous. Their scavenging ways might mean that their diet is opportunistic enough that they would not turn down plant based food, but my assumption is that narbs are mainly carbohydrates, and Nirds would seek out protein rich foods.
        And thus my hypothesis is that they would probably turn down a narb, even if presented with one.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Niirds look dimb so I don't think they'd be picjy.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They tear out the ring of your anus and subsist solely off of that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eating buttholes sounds like a horrible thing to subsist off of.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love my wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lesbo
      >druggy
      Oh no no no no no no

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep she's perfect

        WHAT GAEM

        oceandisgust

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel sorry for you anon. Being attracted to damaged goods that doesn't even love you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            just you wait, v3 will have a nkaan redemption arc and everything, we WILL be able to fix her. right?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing that can fix her is death.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                why? when she’s selflessly saving noih by ridding it of the ~~*warlock*~~ menace?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was attempting to steal our kill, that b***h doesn't get the satisfaction and deny us.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT GAEM

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna know what game it is? You don't wanna know what game it is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demiurge.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earthneed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Earth isn't real.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about, what else would plants grow in and Niirds roam upon if not Earth?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            On dirt obviously.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is Dirt but a subset of Earth?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dirt is dirt, Earth is a place and it's not real.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you crawl down the worm hole?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did, it was moist, humid and slimy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit she (it?) scares me more than the eel… whom i knocked up and had lovely little eel/human hybrids with!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's inside the worm hole?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What happens in the worm hole stays in the worm hole

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worms, horny ones

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Horny worms? That's it?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's optional assplay as well

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't just crawl down, i jumped in headfirst
      FREAKY WORM SEX YEAH BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I jumped down that hole and I let that fricker penetrate me.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was his fricking problem?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething because God made him a multi-limbed freak and has to squeeze all those extra limbs in a suit only meant for two arms.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didn’t get the role in the nu-star wars trilogy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's a good thing, who the frick would want to have their face and name associated with put a chick in it make her lame and gay?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not gay or anything but that scene where you can charisma check the lizard dolphin into becoming a fudge packer has me feeling very strange, very conflicting emotions. /confession

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Anon became fricking gay for THIS?!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's cute

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Men aren't suppose to be cute, that's a woman only thing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's pretty cute.
        Him telling you it was a one time thing made me feel genuinely cucked and I didn't continue playing the game for like a week

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I may have *became* gay, but he certainly didn't.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now he's just gonna cope and say it never happened.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really hope he doubles down and we (I) can make him my wife (male)

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes i am aware taulsol is a raging homosexual

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Taulsol was a good boy, and you corrupted him like a gay vampire for wiener.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatever you say

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at you, your gayness is spreading like a virus. Now poor Taulsol and his cousins are all infected.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon fell for the triple fudge packer

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will NEVER explore this entire map.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it look like a bird?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe it's a corpse of a titan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Titan's don't look like birds.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe that one was

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 years just for that little archipelago in the top/middle left, frick me.
      maybe in 20 years time we'll see what that giant sinkhole is about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it ever updates (loI) I hope we can go into the desert because desert sandy environments are cool.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick thats hot

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would you believe she has an entire fanbase thanks to snekguy?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did he shill it? Don't think he ever wrote anything for it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you believe she has an entire fanbase thanks to snekguy?

        holy finally a monster gf for me

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the blowjobs
    haha

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I remember this fricking monster from? I feel like I should know but something is trying to block the memory from coming back...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More of a creature than a monster but dig deep into that depraved headmeat of yours to find the answer anon.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my butt

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those thighs
    UNF

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wh-why is this hot to me...

      Degenerates.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wh-why is this hot to me...

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But when will you be able to be impregnated by Tornoth?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want Tornoth to impregnate you? Also
      >playing J*ne
      LoI, lmao even. This is a Man's story.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I want to gaslight and control him by threatening to kill the baby

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon that'll only lead to you getting a blacksmith hammer through your head.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not when y>ou're still carrying

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then you'll only be on borrowed time.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just gaslight him into thinking he was wrong to kill first his wife

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gaslighting wont work when somebody obviously loves their children more than their wife.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tornoth is desperate, he builds a bigger bed and gives you a key to his house after sleeping together once.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being desperate wont stir somebody with set convictions. If he killed to protect one child before he'll do it again.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather impregnate his daughter actually.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no goat wife

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no goat wife

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no goat wife

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no goat wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather make him gay and impregnate him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't impregnate another dude gaygola.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can impregnate a giant sea snake naturally then you can impregnate anything with the right amount of alien herbs and magic

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That sea snake was a girl(?) you dumb idiot.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              And?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And? What do you mean and? You can't impregnate another man.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a fantasy sex VN, of course you can

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you feel if your alien waifu found your genitals kind of strange and difficult to find appealing but was hyper enthusiastic about some other, random part of your anatomy? Like your knees or your neck?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, this love buge likes human hair and noses so I guess it's fine? As long as they don't try to play with my shitbox they can do whatever they like.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still disappointed you couldn't frick these.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's unaware

        Do we tell him?

        It's been a long time (back when MD was doing /trash/ threads), but I don't recall there being any actual scenes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How long has it been since you played last?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much like I said kek.

            I should give it another download, but I just wasn't sure how much has actually been added, because, you know...
            >V3 never

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's unaware

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do we tell him?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          best not

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are Niirds like this?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              no eyes, very clumsy

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody talks about miggpli
    i don’t even have any miggpli images
    he’s a bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miggles is a qtpie, and it's a shame you have to progress so far into Shynis story that you have to turn break the poor girls heart if you are only gunning for the homoslug.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Sulies new design? It's bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like it way better aside from the weird lips
      now we just need a shyni redesign and all the normalgaybait will be gone

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we just need a shyni redesign
        You can't redesogn perfection.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree that the old one wasn't alien enough but the new one feels like it's trying too hard to be different. I'd have much preferred he at least try to keep the same feeling and just added/changed enough details to make her fit into the world better, not just made a completely new character that doesn't evoke any of the same concepts.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the new design is trying way too hard. A more subtle change without throwing the entire thing away would have been just an extra set of arms and eyes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >extra set of arms and eyes
          then instead of being a generic naga she's a warcraft naga. still a boring and derivative design.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Warcraft nagas don't have another set of eyes.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              azshara does thoughever

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay and she has a ahitty human face and the eyes are on her fricking forehead it's not snake-like at all.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                when did i say you could reply to me goatgay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off schizo, stop bringing this paranoia in every thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      both. both is good, da?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the new one, I wish md had stuck with his 2nd revision of her, I understand he wants to make sulie more alien but the 3rd revision is just too much in terms of a sulie redesign
      md if you're seeing please keep sulieMk2 and just make sulieMk3 a different character please
      https://files.catbox.moe/z37xcl.png

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that looks way better
        You could even take it 50% farther than that, like middle's torso with right's longer tail and spindly arms and it would still look like an updated version of the same character rather than like you threw it out and started from scratch

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm pretty sure the creator is just tired of the project according to what was posted recently regarding updates. most characters in the update are meant to be lesbians anyway, including the witch, this one, and another. there's also another caenemund species teased, probably male

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most characters in the update are meant to be lesbians anyway
          Lame
          >including the witch
          Years of waiting, for this?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not wanting to rape correct the witch
            ngmi

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair point, but only if the option actually exists, otherwise I'd rather live in a world without V3

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                given that you can rape and murder nkaan and shyni already, i would be surprised if there's no option to take your revenge on the witch.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk brah i'm loving the breasts on the new one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Head looks ok i'd sa-
      >removed the fit tummy
      IT'S SHIT IT'S TRASH I HATE IT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should of kept old colours at least

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Before and after CalArts

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Denied forever from V3 onwards
    It stopped being funny 4 years ago

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you pull the trigger?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Totally Stupid Name haver's death.
      >Verification not required.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get a gun

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Activate cheat item list and copy gun.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Braq
    6 breasts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do NOT the Braq.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't stop me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did he fricking do it? Why couldn't that butthole just stay in the fricking water so I don't have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn every six days.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the suction

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dicks

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dick

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DOES IT SHIT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shits out of it's mouth.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One way digestive system

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't it have an anus?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wiener

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *