What exactly went wrong with the DX ports? How did Sonic Team fuck up so hard?

What exactly went wrong with the DX ports? How did Sonic Team fuck up so hard?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seething at nothing

      ywnbaw

      rent-free and seething at nothing

      What does this have to do with Sonic Adventure?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sonic and liking trains are the top indicators of autism unironically

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but you have to be a fucking idiot to say the box

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have legit autism

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no fucking way
          I definitely didn’t already know that

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ywnbaw

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't "fuck them up", they're just incredibly lazy ports of the original games. They run worse and look worse than on fucking Dreamcast.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SA2b still have same issues that plague DX but at least it got ported with more care since most of original game staff worked on it and used extra power to polish it.

      DX is late port had way less people working on it, just cheap cash grab.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lazy ports
      >intentionally replaced the lighting engine

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nu-devs have no idea how old game's shading worked. Even basic stuff like vertex colors.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is that vertex is used on GC sadx, but got borked on PC release along with fuckton of other issues, then ports fucked up even harder because its a port of a port of a port.

      But SADX proto had a half baked light engine, dunno what happened.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the fucking point of this meme if it's just an edit and not from a real episode? Is it literally just using le ebin spongeboob for ez karma?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Intended to represent how the GC port doesn't properly shade objects in nighttime locations, autist-kun.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see the point being made, retard, I'm saying the execution of the joke is retarded. There's no point using a screencap of a fucking house if you have to change fundamental parts of it to get your point across to the point where it doesn't connect to the episode at all. I couldn't even tell you what episode the screencap came from, while even the shitty spongebob memes like the chicken one or the evil patrick one are distinct and recognizable. This is just attention whoring in a PNG

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >where it doesn't connect to the episode at all. I couldn't even tell you what episode the screencap came from
          You need to recognize the episode to understand the image? This doesn't make any sense

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said dumbass, the joke is clear, but there's no actual punchline that makes the use of spongebob relevant. In the coffin meme, the context is that they think squidward is a ghost and they're helping him go to the afterlife. In a meme context, you can at least say "haha, that's kind of the same". Or for an older meme, the salty spitoon one, the format goes almost word for word with the original script
            >how tough are ya
            >[accomplishment that's notoriously hard such as a boss in a game or something]
            In OP's fucking meme it's just "look I edited a spongebob screenshot, laugh!" There's no reason to use spongebob over a stock image or something. I wouldn't even mind if it was spongebob if there was an episode with lighting errors or something similar but this is just a lazy fucking splice of two different screenshots

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're getting all worked up over an analogy, reconsider what you write before hitting the Submit button, I mean it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You actually have autism.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Autism detected

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post more if you're so brave

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its just a way of conveying a point.

      Most people who play a remaster wont even notice anything wrong and their frame of reference is very limited, compared to one of the most commonly loved cartoons everyone has watched.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the box obviously

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basket, then box

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THE BOX
        THE BOX

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the box.
        Sally know's Anne is a filthy curly haired garden gnome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this an autism test

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes.
          if you answered the box you have autism

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have actual autism and I would pick the basket then the box

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I'm so glad I'm not an autist, I'm cursed enough being ugly, at least being able to compensate socially a bit has helped me in day to day life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT'S IN THE BOX

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the ball is up her ass obviously

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The experiment was designed to test if the children can step out of their own Perspective and take Sally’s perspective instead.
        >The results after testing both non-autistic and autistic children showed that while the non-autistic children pointed to where Sally had put the marble in the first place, the autistic children however, pointed to where the marble had been moved.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >marble
          that's a ball, are you sure you're not the autist?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in Anne's mouth, with her tongue

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a PC port of sonic adventure? I've been wanting to replay it, been like 20 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can emulate the dreamcast version or get the pc port of DX

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since 2004 you dumbfuck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=299808681

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SADX without the DC conversion mod is just SAD

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Redditbob
    Go back

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of attention to detail, lack of time or budget, and any difficulty in porting certain effects makes it really easy to say "ah just forget it nobody will care" over and over. The latter is the reason why so many HD rereleases of PS2 games end up losing lots of special effects.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the autist is correct.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it came out a year or two after SA2B and like five or six years after SA on dreamcast. I can believe Battle was still all hands on deck since they wanted a good first showing on their multiplatform release and because they already knew by the time it came out on DC they were done with that system anyway. SADX was just a quick cashgrab done inbetween Heroes and Shadow, which by the way also shows where Sega was mentally at the time since even if you like those games for some reason it was an era where Sonic Team was being strained too thin for its own good to stay afloat after barely managing to not go completely under a few years prior and just churned out game after game. As much as I shit on Forces and have low expectations for Frontiers I can at least acknowledge that those games were given a fair shake with time in the oven. Shadow never had a fucking chance.

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