What gaming disappointment taught you to never be hyped?

What gaming disappointment taught you to never be hyped?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably this. I was so hyped for the game and then when it came out it was inferior to Oblivion in all but graphics.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mass Effect Andromeda broke me

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow of the Erdtree

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the phantom pain

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guild Wars 2
    I haven't preordered shit since.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What gaming disappointment taught you to never be hyped?
    My expectations have always been rather realistic, so I never got disappointed.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Black & White
    I read this big ass preview on a magazine that described the game as the ultimate simulation game, like you'd give the villager a ball and they'd invent soccer and shit like that, and the final game was NOTHING like that

    Then I watched it happen again with fable
    In short, frick Peter Molyneux

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Subnautica Below Zero

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    diablo 3, dragon's dogma 2, starfield, dragon age 2, fallout 76, wartales, bannerlord, alien:isolation(looks and sounds great but trash gameplay), metro last light and exodus, deus ex: mankind divided, dishonored 2, biomutant, overlord 2....

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe this actually happened
    >be me living in some country during the age of myself being around 22
    >purchase fear & hunger after hearing good manifestation about game
    >boot up mercenary
    >lose coinflip to guard and literally get raped and acquire coveted "severe anal bleeding" debuff
    >decide it is time to stop being play for the rest of the day or year perhaps
    >decide to go outside and try to find moose dropping their horns as it is that time of the year again when moose (or meese plural) drop their horns
    >after playing that game fear and hunger and walking around in deep forest i start to feel like the tormented one myself
    >just as i hear grunting of moose dropping horns in nearby thicket of many trees a fricking cop police vehicle run near me and stop in my near
    >"what you doing so late at night around some weird forestation or something"
    >i explain to bobby that at this time of year and in this part of the country we can find meese dropping horns and i want to find and look the bald moose or even horn remains to put on wall (as decoration not honor)
    >bobby (feds) think i am insane and proceed to lock me up...
    >just as i am heading to the penintentiary or jailhouse i get a message on my phone
    >some moose just sent a message "frick my neck feels so relieved i feel like anvil was removed from head ahahaha time to grow new horns"
    >explain everything perfectly and get early released from prison/cage very swiftly
    >go home finish fear & hunger and wasnt disappointed

    sorry i forgot your question but i will try to answer still if i have time

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Glory to the Hongposters

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    two worlds 1. i was so hype for a game that'd be the next oblivion which was a cornerstone of my formative years. i watched those trailers on loop every single day. when i bought it and it turned out to be a piece of shit running at sub 30 fps on my 360 i almost started crying lmao and didn't touch the game for 6 months

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    diablo 3 was the only one that really burned me.

    part of the reason I never got burned again is that I'm very picky with games, and many overly hyped games just don't really look appealing to me. for example, many people say that No Man's Sky, Cyberpunk, and F76 are good now but I still have zero interest in playing them for myself.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skyward Sword

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I still get hyped, but boy did FF13 actually made it step down a notch or three permanently.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Runs through a corridor for 20 hours without being able to customize a party, get sidequests or interact with NPCs
        Uhhh, yeah, I guess you are right, I was filtered.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fable 1. I spent hours and hours on forums before the game came out talking about how amazing it was going to be. I bought into the whole "you can plant a seed and watch a tree grow" shit. It was the first and last game I ever pre-ordered.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically I got a copy of Anniversary a couple days ago. Haven't gotten too far but really loving it. There's something comfy about playing on the 360 again bros.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh to be clear, the game is actually great but it's nothing at all like the sprawling open world epic that was promised before release. After time I enjoyed the game for what it was instead of being disappointed about what it wasn't

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guild Wars 2

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Historically PC games were always a much bigger gamble. Black and White was a huge disappointment. For console Fable 2 was pretty bad. The insane part is shitty overhyped and broken games became the norm by mid 2010s. Toddware has infected the industry. This combined with the SJW agenda has pushed the video game industry over the edge into collapse.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when publishers straight out lied to you?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be eternally grateful for not preordering the collector's edition of Guild Wars 2.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    probably the warhammer mmo or the conan mmo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >conan
      mods fixed it
      /v/hu conan private server ?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This better not be a shitty stealth 2hu thread, but
    holy frick did Starfield fail me in every way possible
    All they had to do was Fallout 4 in space to not completely gross me out and yet somehow they still managed to completely disappoint and fail.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic Heroes was so bad I’ve only bought two games at full price in the last two decades. I will never, ever fall for that again. Saved up my measly dollars for months and it was shit. Fricking garbage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic Heroes was so bad I’ve only bought two games at full price in the last two decades. I will never, ever fall for that again. Saved up my measly dollars for months and it was shit. Fricking garbage.
      Based

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a game why would it hold enough power to prevent me from being hopeful and joyful about the future? It's not like I spent 9 months waiting for my son to be birthed only find out he has mental issues and will spend his life browsing Ganker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      forgot your pic

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpunk 2077 taught me to never be excited for any product again.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    elden ring

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MGSV
    If anything Ground Zeroes made me more hyped

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bioshock Infinite

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 Remake

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Republic - The Revolution
    It sounded so great in the previews and the pictures look nice. You got the impression that this was this deep political game where you could do underhanded stuff to get ahead and outplay your opponent, all while freely moving through a big city.
    Turns out you spend 95% of the time looking at fricking pie charts, using the same commands every single turn.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MGSV
    It was like someone came up to me if I was religious and told me God is dead and always has been
    Those trailers and even gameplay demonstrations were the second coming of christ. Who the frick knew that what they showed was ALL there was in the game, excluding the empty, barren land with a few copy pasted outposts
    still a 9/10 game

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 2
    MGS V

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember what did it, I just know that it happened.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was never really hyped for anything, maybe I was interested in Star Citizen but I didn't go so far as to actually buy anything there or invest much beyond a bit of attention.
    But Dragon's Dogma 2.
    Dragon's Dogma 2 killed my soul in a way that I don't ever see it coming back from.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      do you think Capcom will patch it into a decent state? or will they just give up on it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It MIGHT be that the equivalent for Dark Arisen fixes a lot of issues, but the pessimist in me just finds it too unlikely.
        I'm burned out of caring for DD2, it makes me not want to think about it anymore yet here I am discussing it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that sucks, anon.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bannerlord

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, totally forgot this one. What a fricking miserable let down

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mass Effect 3
    Halo Reach to a certain extent
    I've warmed up to both games nowadays but they (especially ME3) really disillusioned me

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Space 3, it feels like when a horror series of movies goes to shit.
    Bioshock Infinite, it just felt like a copy cat with no charm.
    Dragon Age 2, from artstyle to gameplay it felt like a kick in the nuts.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >duke nukem forever
    still enjoyed the generic singleplayer and getting all of the achievements but the multiplayer died long before i was done with it
    >dragons dogma 2
    a great game i played for hundreds of hours but it didn't replace dragon's dogma online which capcom took away from me and left nothing similar to it

    i still want to get hyped about slop because it's fun

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is this touhou thread so offtopic? i'm confused

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what topic are you expecting

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MGSV
    It was meant to be the ultimate game, the missing link... The Red Band trailer is still kino to this day.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo 3 and Borderlands 2, both in the same year. I haven't pre-ordered a game since.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was cyberpunk. Chose that as my hill to die on. If it's not on my 2tb hdd then it's not worth playing

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon SWSH beating every other Pokemon game besides GS and RBY

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ffxiii, mgs5, unironically sonic 06

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dexit
    my pokemon are forever stuck in sun and moon

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Warcraft 3 Reforged

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Being super excited for Twilight Princess. Expecting the Twilight Realm to be the 3D Zelda's equivalent of ALttP's Dark World. Or at least something as significant as OoT's past and future. Or at the absolute minimum like the ages/seasons of the Oracle games.

    But no. Twilight Princess's titular Twilight Realm, is literally fricking empty. Not some "oh boy there is no meaningful content" or whatever the frick people levy towards open world games that are full of content everywhere. But the Twilight Realm is literally fricking empty outside the couple of singular points you need to visit to progress the story.
    Beyond that the Twilight Realm is still as vast as the regular Hyrule. Only, it's literally empty. No items. No enemies. No NPCs. Nothing. It's empty.

    It genuinely remains one of my absolute biggest videogame related disappointments of my life.
    I always wanted to see the 3d games do ALttP's Dark World thing. And everything leading up to actually playing and experience TP's disappointment personally, suggested that TP would be the game to do it. But it wasn't Not even close. Not even remotely. I am still kind of miffed about it. Still upset. Still disappointed to this day.
    Midna is cute though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      btw nothing indicated the twilight realm would be anything like the dark wolrd in alttp

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing implied it'd be fricking empty.
        The Twilight Realm is an alt dimension with that is still linked directly to Hyrule's. Living in Hyrule's shadow. With its own civilization and history.
        Not to mention the warped and monstrous aesthetic of everything. Flora and fauna alike. It was all a very strong parallel to the Dark World.
        And the early game of Twilight Princess especially, where you get to jump into the Twilight Realm, but before you actually get to explore it and realize that it is empty. Really sells the impression that it'd be like A Link to the Past.

        Don't even pretend otherwise.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          implied it'd be fricking empty.
          Besides the fact that Hyrule got decimated by Zant.
          >The Twilight Realm is an alt dimension with that is still linked directly to Hyrule's. Living in Hyrule's shadow. With its own civilization and history.
          We saw hints of that.
          >where you get to jump into the Twilight Realm
          WROOOOOOOOOOOONG
          In the twilight corruption of Hyrule*, maybe
          >Really sells the impression that it'd be like A Link to the Past.
          Like I said, you only go to the actual Twilight Realm during the ending.
          Maybe play the games you are complaining about?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >In the twilight corruption of Hyrule*, maybe
            >Like I said, you only go to the actual Twilight Realm during the ending.
            >Maybe play the games you are complaining about?
            Bro. Surely you realize that that world is what I was referring to. As is what most people do. Even the game calls it the twilight.

            Also. You do realize that the whole thing about the twilight transforming people, comes straight out of ALttP, right? And it was on purpose. They knew what they were doing and were nostalgia baiting with it.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Driv3r
    Pokemon in general, but more specifically how hilariously expensive it was to CATCH'EM ALL in the 3rd generation
    Dynasty warriors 6 and 9
    Mankind divided, not because the game was bad
    Cyberpunk
    Mankind divided, not because the game was bad
    I wanna add that gaming was already in its death throes when they realised mmo was wayyy more profitable than single player, and gaming lost all of its charm the very moment they started focusing on multiplayer.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Soul Hackers 2, being a big longtime fan of 1
    I don't think I've ever felt more betrayed and disappointed

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    black desert online
    it was supposed to be an mmo with a b2p model, an understanding publisher team, no pay to win, and massive open world sandbox environment with pvp.
    then in the first week they implemented p2w outfits and after a few months they backed down on their pvp stance and handed the world to carebears
    i had been hyped for that game for years. i even built my first gaming pc with that game specifically in mind.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 3
    Though I should have learned my lesson with Oblivion.
    I can still look forward to some games, just not the big ones, and I'm able to dial my excitement down as needed. So shit like HW3 does not catch me off guard nowdays.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 3 was so disappointing that I didn't even bother looking at New Vegas when it came out. Then years later I saw the ultimate edition on sale for like 5 dollars and got surprised when it was everything I wanted out of a Fallout game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >and got surprised when it was everything I wanted out of a Fallout game.
        It was pretty hard to overlook the hype and reception for that game, especially if you grew up with Fallout like I did.
        With that said, I unfortunately can't say New Vegas was everything I wanted from a Fallout game. It was a valiant effort but to me, Gamebryo is such a fundamentally garbage engine, and the result is so fundamentally unimmersive, that ultimately, I just can't really get into it. I tend to slide off New Vegas.

        But I absolutely don't hold it against the developers, they did what they could with such an insanely shitty tools.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cuphead DLC

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Battlefield 3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, yeah that was awful. Ruined the franchise but you get zoomers that played it as babs waxing nostalgic over it.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I literally bought a ps4 for kingdom hearts 3 and final fantasy 15. Anyways thank god for bloodborne

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bought one for persona 5 and it was okay.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        weird image to combine with that post
        is it rare to get a PS5 in your country or some
        thing?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No? I bought a ps4 to play persona 5. This was several years before the PS5 came out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I literally bought a ps4 for kingdom hearts 3
      A friend of mine did the same and even took a week off when KH3 came out. The amount of coping I got to hear during that week was hilarious.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If it's anything besides Spore you're a newbie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DARK SOULS II
      [PROTOTYPE] 2
      Sly Cooper 3
      DIABLO III
      Spore
      Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain's ending
      Pathologic 2
      FINAL FANTASY XV
      Dynasty Warriors 9 Empires
      Fable
      KINGDOM HEARTS III
      Mighty No. 9
      Balan Wonderworld
      God of War 3

      *sips can*
      Spore really was something else.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind. People told me you can be totally overpowered except items have limit to their enchantment and the only thing that stacks is potions so you have to carry that shit around you. I just wanted to create a nuke fireball. Skyrim doesn't have an enchantment limit

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpunk was waiting for that shit for so long. remember seeing the trailer when I was in middle school or maybe even younger. But I was coping all the way to the moon for that.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Assassin's creed III

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can the off-topic newbies frick off from this touhou thread already?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      which 2hu would you make pregnant

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A handful of PS2 games, when, as a kid, you had to buy games without knowing the gameplay loop
    Age of empire 3, it was alright but my hype meter was just too high. I learned to stop doing that.
    ksp2 recently, glad that I was already disillusioned and didn't give them anything.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Age 2

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne 3 or Hitman Absolution.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let me elaborate;
      Max Payne 3 has to be one of the most overrated games ever. Mostly because most people haven't played the Max Payne games before it, so they don't see how it ruins the plot and character of Max. They don't realize how restrictive the game has become, you can't explore shit, in past games you could go anywhere in the map and interact with the area you were to your heart's content, MP3 has the biggest budget, yet its world feels the most like a game as it's just shooting gallery followed by shitty overlong cutscenes that are horribly directed. The dialogue is pure Rockstar slob which clashes against past Max Payne games. Max isn't really Max but someone else entirely.
      Everything about this game pisses me off in every way imaginable it's worse. Even shooting while having excellent presentation just controls awfully compared to the past games. It's not responsive anymore due to Cuckstar's shitty engine.
      Frick wienercum for what they've done to this franchise with this game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        but whats your problem with absolution?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I got lazy, I thought I didn't have to elaborate much on Absolution as everyone hates that game who likes Hitman.
          It's a crappy basic stealth game for most of its play time with flawed mechanics, non sensicial scoring system. Awful disguise system. Laughable plot, DmC embarrassing.
          The maps which have actual targets are very limited in how you can approach, very linear, not much room open for creativity. Small maps.
          In general I feel like no Hitman game reached the heights of Blood Money, the freedom and its mechanics have never been matched in my opinion.
          Absolution is kinda fun if you play it as a pure Action game, but that's not really Hitman.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Rockstar slob
        >Cuckstar
        >wienercum
        never played those games but i like how your post continuously corrupts the develoublisher as it gets more unhinged

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I am glad it was appreciated, I intentionally paced the post like that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            thoughts on wienercum's openworld games ?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I actually like Dickstar until San Andreas. But they became too focused on stupid extra details, their games get less fun with each new installment.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                By that I mean San Andreas is the last GTA I like.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                By that I mean San Andreas is the last GTA I like.

                i do think they apply too much focus on unfun detailslop sometimes, but i believe they will have reined in some of their team members whom had too much freedom after producing some terribly received dlc content (naturalist) in red dead online.
                instead i hope they focus on making some really good core driving mechanics in gta6 after making great weapon and shooting mechanics in red dead 2.
                frivolous detailslop that produces stuff like naturalist in red dead online is bad, but detailslop in core game mechanics like driving, shooting, and the world simulation is good

                as for the story, i havent bothered with wienercumslop since gta4 (which i think is a great story). gta5 and red dead 2 i found myself disengaged and never got more than 5% through either story, but played multiplayer modes for hundreds (gtao) and thousands (rdo) of hours. i wouldnt even care if gta6 scrapped the single player story entirely and just let me sandbox.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bioshock infinite
    im gonna die mad about it

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No Man's Sky is the big one for me, have barely pre ordered games since then. I don't care if it's a good game now, that shit was do disappointing on release with how much they talked it up that I'll never trust a developer's words again. If you don't provide in depth gameplay trailers, then I'm not picking that game up.

    Fallout 76 to a lesser extent as well. Though that more just eliminated my trust in companies trying to include multi-player features into existing single player franchises.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    glory to the CCP

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I mean what game didn't?
    every series has been on a precipitous decline since the start of the Xbox 360 era.
    even fromsoft has become a sellout company

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bum

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bioshock, diablo 3, a machine for pigs

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Narumi

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    back4 blood

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DARK SOULS II
    [PROTOTYPE] 2
    Sly Cooper 3
    DIABLO III
    Spore
    Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain's ending
    Pathologic 2
    FINAL FANTASY XV
    Dynasty Warriors 9 Empires
    Fable
    KINGDOM HEARTS III
    Mighty No. 9
    Balan Wonderworld
    God of War 3

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guild Wars 2 MvMvM
    Or whatever they called that mega-battleground mode, which ended up being just bus of players roaming the map aimlessly instead of old Alterac cranked to 11.

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