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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could find the pro controller. Why did they make so many of the console but make the controller so limited, fricking buttholes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're like 120$ on amazon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah frick that. I mean legitimate production run, not resellers.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think this was actually the nintendo store, i got the totk switch as well but had to settle with the smash bros pro controller because the totk one hadnt been released yet

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The store stopped selling them but you can find the list of resellers that charge more if you look in the Nintendo store.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick nintedo. I even went to the store in Manhattan and they didn't have them

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a tendie, it's not meant to make sense to humans

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's balding for a starter

      >PAY NINTENDO
      >PAY NINTENDO WHAT YOU FRICKING OWE THEM

      He's a tendie

      Eric troony, it's time to stop seething 😉

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're mentally ill, tendie.
        Please, have a nice day.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look so deranged

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the near solid black eyes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the near solid black eyes

      and the no-haircut haircut

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A serious question (not interested in "hurr durr he's a tendie"): is he mentally or physically moronic? He doesn't look healthy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a nintendo fan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's balding for a starter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a tendie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've met one person with that phenotype/face-type before and he was one of the more deranged people i've run into. I have a working (personal) theory that the face tells a lot about a person in that way. I suspect OP's guy may not be moronic but he is certainly not well mentally.
      But then again, neither am I. So, this is all just insane rambling anyway.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No need to be bashful, contemporary phrenology is so supported by science they had to shut down the academic research.

        I'll say this and I mean it, it's not a single feature that says anything, it's all of them together in a certain configuration. Make of that what you will. You already know, we're designed for noticing it but some ugly bastards have hot personalities you want to be friends with or frick depending on your inclinations. Normal, sane people also want to, that's the other point to note.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's the whole face, i've noticed. Not just one crease or surface. In regards to that one guy, he was a manic depressive. He'd hit the gym when suicidal and pump until he was too exhausted to even lift a knife. Then he'd pop amphetamines and roid out like a loon.
          Had to talk him out of my shared apartment one time. I'm probably lucky he didn't swing. Guy would have killed me but something in him was always too insecure to make that kind of a move. At least, that's what I saw in his face.
          Pretty sure there are only a few hundred different "types" of people per race.
          /homosexualsblog

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude I talked to in college was also self admittedly bipolar and I was the only one to show up to his birthday party, early I like to get drunk before the sun goes down. Didn't look at all like that but had features that were on the frumpy side of slightly attractive, homosexual erectus looking. 6/10 and a personality to match. I just wanted frens or something, I was 28 and a day student.

            So the third time I get drunk with him and tell him I'm gay, no reaction the first two times, he goes on a spiel about not mentioning that at the IT job he got that he could hook me up with. So I got trashed at his 23rd birthday, pulled in 2 ringers to school all his lame friends at Mario Kart and drinking, and made an absolute ass of myself the whole time. Sweet college memories. I'll spare you the rest of those 2 years.

            There's a homosexual blog.

            Not phrenology, physiognomy.

            You're right, I'm a little drunk and forgot.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not phrenology, physiognomy.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a link to the original video anywhere? I want to watch the meltdown again for the bantz

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea honestly i have no idea who this slavic looking abomination is. i just know he's a tendie and he's been spammed here since totk got leaked earlier this year.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has a gf and you don't.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are we sure that's not his sister or cousin?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are we sure that's not his sister or cousin?
        Hot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone said they looked cute together and he said thanks instead of that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be a bigot, Hhe is from Alabama

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I can't have a 7/10 or higher then I don't care. I'd rather be alone than be stuck with something like THAT.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        At some point you have to be honest with yourself and know your worth.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's more than (You). Have a good day sir.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's more than (You). Have a good day sir.

        Don't listen to that homosexual. Don't lower your standards. Better alone than in company you will grow to hate.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, I could dip pretty low with some weird facial features that look like expensive pottery and a heaping helping of personality. She wouldn't pass muster. Random Norwegian chick that looks like all the other ones? Now we're talking.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should he be grouchy and b***hy like 99.8% of Ganker instead?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    May you get collected

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They got caught

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    whenever i go to microcenter, the people there are so well-kept and even "cool." but that's just how people are when they know what they are doing with their lives.
    consolewomen are not the same; graphic t-shirts, fitted caps, traces of hip hop seen, fat gut hanging out, looking unshowered, hair just doesn't look good -- those kind of looks everywhere when it comes to consolewomen.
    it's funny to even say this, but consolewomen would be intimidated by microcenter customers as they see the console section there is only a small little section that gets ignored.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PAY NINTENDO
    >PAY NINTENDO WHAT YOU FRICKING OWE THEM

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is to my wishes that the involved actors are reprehended and brought to court.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They caught the Super Mario RPG leaker already

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come white people start balding the second they hit 20?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come Black folk start stealing and killing once they are born?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because wypipo let them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how come wypipo can't let brothas h

        Eh, I could dip pretty low with some weird facial features that look like expensive pottery and a heaping helping of personality. She wouldn't pass muster. Random Norwegian chick that looks like all the other ones? Now we're talking.

        andle brothas

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my problem with the zeldapro controller is that white and black part looks half assed
    they could have done some neat design here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really dislike the BOTW/TOTK aesthetic.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can somebody link his channel?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this muppet can get a gf why can't you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 30, my only options are single mothers who just want an easy paycheck now that they're done having fun.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try to marry a 25 year old then

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same issue. I would have to date like a 20 year old to avoid it, but that comes with its own issues. Problem with that is you get socially lynched here if the age gap is too wide, I've seen it happen to multiple people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm very introverted and don't like to go outside much

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirate all israelitetendo games.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAY YOU GET CAUGHT

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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