Dude, Astolfo goes around the land to prove b***hes ain't shit to charlemagne, his wiener game is heroic-tier. And he will frick your bonded servants ten times more intense than you do.
anyway is apocrypha worth watching
im slogging through reading FSN
10 months ago
Anonymous
No, it's shit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I was trying to watch it just for Astolfo, but it's a slog and hard to sit through. There's a bunch of Deviant Art rejects with powerlevels of Gilgamesh x 1000. The thing that surprised me most was an overly edgelord Vlad The Impaler guy who is humorous to watch, his face is in constant gloom mode. The ones who summon him even give him total control of operations, what can go wrong?
Hung, bi, nymphoniac Astolfo who only cares about fricking as many Servants both male and female in Chaldea is peak of his character.
He'll even let you frick his ass too and convince you to suck his dick.
Feminine boy with a chad personality, canon big wiener and will literally do anything and sacrifice everything for his bros.
He IS a Paladin of Charlemagne, reminder, he is a paragon of virtue despite being a crossdressing, woman mauling (Bradamante is canon one of his lays and Jeanne d'Arc too) schizo.
He implicitly and with unshakeable faith believes in you.
He WILL fight the god-beast ending the world and kill it.
He WILL put moors in chains.
He WILL hook you up with girls.
He WILL hook you up with boys.
He WILL suck your wiener and play vidya with you.
He WILL die to save you.
Amazing, everything you said was completely wrong right down to what series it happened in. It was in Apocrypha, she didn't comment on it's size at all and was merely embarassed because she actually didn't realize he was a guy that entire time until that moment.
>femboys are for being their b***h.
can't you just double tag team a girl together with a femboy instead
mayby even kiss while you're balls deep in a girl too
Bisexual -- Someone who is attracted to both male and female porn in all of their different varieties.
I am not sure what more you can gauge from that.
>want to prove you wrong >go on r34.xxx for Astolfo >the first result is an animation of him fricking lancer Artoria while Gudao watches behind the door frame
goddamn I like this series but why are its fans so cucked
Nothing, there's absolutely nothing, he just became a meme that reached the masses. Which is also why he is often paired up with catboy from rezero, another meme fodder for le ironic weeb audience.
Normalhomosexualry manages to make literal homosexualry look worse.
>forgetting about Jack
But personally, I cared about Frankenstein and the idea that Vlad actually hated his own Noble Phantasm was pretty cool, but the show was incredibly schizophrenic when it came to screentime because half of it was dedicated to fricking Sieg and Jean D'Saberface while most of the characters that could have been more interesting just didn't get much attention.
Honestly I would love to see the LGB publicly dissociate itself from the T, if only for the absolute shitstorm it would cause in the idpol circles. It would probably be a net plus for the gays too considering all the milquetoast conservatives would instantly flip to their side for doing so.
It has, but the issue is that the louder voice of the "LGBT" conglomerate is basically just a mouthpiece for pharmaceutical companies. Actual grassroots gay people hate trannies and are extremely vocal against them, but they're up against multi trillion dollar media and pharma companies with an agenda.
No, you're enabling them by acting like a man can have feminine features. Every single feature a man has is masculine by virtue of belonging to a man. When you try to give credit for male beauty over to females, you're contributing to the troony problem. The truth is that trap beauty, femboy beauty and twink beauty are all forms of male, masculine beauty.
No, when you worship traps you're telling them that men can be beautiful. When men are beautiful it's because they're men, not in spite of being men. Every single feature a trap has is an inherently masculine feature.
Canonically, that's what I like so much about his character compared to other traps, however I cannot lie and say that even as someone who considers myself straight, he's hot as frick crossdressing
>voiced by a woman >almost always drawn like a woman >"not a woman because I said so!"
This is moronic, isnt the appeal of traps that they are men trying to act like women? If they're virtually indistinguishable from a woman what's the fricking point?
Yes? Traps are deadly and dangerous. Getting trapped is something you don't want which makes Astolfo a non-trap because you all WANT it to have a dick.
This artist is insane. Literally uncontested for hottest trap mangas. My dick gets so hard for these mangas that I feel like I might pass out. It's been a while since the last one, doing some nofap hopefully there will be a new one on the other side.
He's a good bro.
When you have a nice day
dude le feminine penis I'm totally not gay for wanting him to top me xd
Traphomosexualry is pretty much sexslop
What's Ganker's favorite vidya femboy?
yeah I',m gay got a problem with that bro? Damn bratty anon wanting his butthole pounded!
I absolutely LOVE bratty girls.
Dude, Astolfo goes around the land to prove b***hes ain't shit to charlemagne, his wiener game is heroic-tier. And he will frick your bonded servants ten times more intense than you do.
We are all gay for Astolfo; he ain't gay.
Creampie
Im not gay but girly traps with huge wieners are hot
That's gay, man.
It's not thought. Actual gay men don't like it.
If you like dicks then you're not straight. Plain and simple.
god, cute boys are so much more better than real women
nothing in particular, he's just a trap that was chosen randomly to be latched onto by normalgays, and now he's the icon of all traps.
He has a huge wiener and he uses it to dominate you
I’m straight but this homosexual makes me gay every single time. That good boy deserves some head for his hard HARD work.
Both of these for me
Im straight but I want to see his huge wiener wobble up and down while he rides my dick
*dominate women with you
Astolfo is made for yaoi josou seme where he feminizes his master
None of that straight shit
His pretty face and cute boywiener
God I need a cute and loving boywife so badly
I want a cute boy to play games with
hey
wasnt this exact pic traced from a model of a woman?
found it
Interdasting
anyway is apocrypha worth watching
im slogging through reading FSN
No, it's shit.
I was trying to watch it just for Astolfo, but it's a slog and hard to sit through. There's a bunch of Deviant Art rejects with powerlevels of Gilgamesh x 1000. The thing that surprised me most was an overly edgelord Vlad The Impaler guy who is humorous to watch, his face is in constant gloom mode. The ones who summon him even give him total control of operations, what can go wrong?
>draw a girl
>call it boy
every time.
What games you play?
I could fill that role
That image is traced
Luka!
Also he's a girl in some timelines, wich make it less gay.
Big wiener and balls
Probably the only good astolfo stuff out there since everything else is the can thing
He's a rider or die bro
I liked that shit until I learned that trannies enjoy the doujins as a fetish. Ruined it
Why do you care what trannies like? The doujins are still 10/10.
Because when you realize as to why they fetishize it, it becomes cringe enough to lose my boner. Soiled it all for me.
Enlighten me
Holy shit, obsessed beyond saving. You are worse than them!
Kys troony, you're not fooling anyone
Who gives a shit about troons.
lol the normalgay is caring about normalgay things. Go back.
Ywnbaw have a nice day etc
ywnbam ywnb
Slit your throat open troony, you are literally not fooling anybody in this thread
I'd unironically let Ankoman's Astolfo frick my servantfu.
cute girl
Hung, bi, nymphoniac Astolfo who only cares about fricking as many Servants both male and female in Chaldea is peak of his character.
He'll even let you frick his ass too and convince you to suck his dick.
Your homosexuality
Good design, sweet voice, entertaining personality and being a decent person all make him very endearing
Feminine boy with a chad personality, canon big wiener and will literally do anything and sacrifice everything for his bros.
He IS a Paladin of Charlemagne, reminder, he is a paragon of virtue despite being a crossdressing, woman mauling (Bradamante is canon one of his lays and Jeanne d'Arc too) schizo.
He implicitly and with unshakeable faith believes in you.
He WILL fight the god-beast ending the world and kill it.
He WILL put moors in chains.
He WILL hook you up with girls.
He WILL hook you up with boys.
He WILL suck your wiener and play vidya with you.
He WILL die to save you.
>canon big wiener
Proof?
Jeanne comments on it in fate prototype after she gets a facefull of it.
Also fun fact, Astolfo weights the exact same as Vegeta. All his weight is in his wiener.
Yeah gonna need a screenshot for that, anon
Amazing, everything you said was completely wrong right down to what series it happened in. It was in Apocrypha, she didn't comment on it's size at all and was merely embarassed because she actually didn't realize he was a guy that entire time until that moment.
God he's perfect I wanna suck his 12 incher daily...
New Ankoman Astolfo doujin tomorrow btw.
He's a less offensive version of the original character, not a fan personally.
No madness, no adultry, no womanizing, etc.
I'm 2000% straight as spaghetti but Astolfy always makes me gay as frick (yes homo)
Spaghetti is only straight until it gets wet.
He's a bro and hot with a big wiener.
Frankly, as Bisexual, Astolfo is at his hotest when he takes dominant role.
Baras are to be dominated, femboys are for being their b***h.
>femboys are for being their b***h.
can't you just double tag team a girl together with a femboy instead
mayby even kiss while you're balls deep in a girl too
I think you're more than just bisexual buddy
Bisexual -- Someone who is attracted to both male and female porn in all of their different varieties.
I am not sure what more you can gauge from that.
I don't like Taco Bell.
I am happy that josou seme on female is getting more popular. Top tier stuff.
None of these doujins are any good. They're a total mess to look at.
Hey whats going on in this thread
is that a nose or a mouth
Astolfo is /ourboy/
the Fourth Reich will be accepting of all femboys.
I thought he was French?
British prince
I wish Astolfo would break my waifu and make her into a wiener drunk fricktoy doing embarrassing things for him, like rimming.
I wish to reincarnate as a girl and get a cute husbando like Astolfo.
>NTR cucks
>Astolfo lovers
hmm
Not my fault that all of his straight Doujinshi -- well most of them -- involve him cucking the mc.
Just what the original version of Astolfo was. A crossdressing womanizer who knocked up like 100 married women
>want to prove you wrong
>go on r34.xxx for Astolfo
>the first result is an animation of him fricking lancer Artoria while Gudao watches behind the door frame
goddamn I like this series but why are its fans so cucked
Yeah, I wish there was just more doujinshi of lovely babymaking sex between him and Gudako.
gudao is the perfect cuck mc, cope harder
Based -- absolutely fricking based!
I don't give a shit about sexuality, I just want to share an onahole with Astolfo and flip-flop with him.
Nothing, there's absolutely nothing, he just became a meme that reached the masses. Which is also why he is often paired up with catboy from rezero, another meme fodder for le ironic weeb audience.
Normalhomosexualry manages to make literal homosexualry look worse.
In Apocrypha he was a silly genki trap and a total bro. He deserved to win. Not as much as Mordered, but still.
It's crazy how they went out of the way to make a whole Great Grail War with two whole teams of servants and yet people only care about 3 of them.
>forgetting about Jack
But personally, I cared about Frankenstein and the idea that Vlad actually hated his own Noble Phantasm was pretty cool, but the show was incredibly schizophrenic when it came to screentime because half of it was dedicated to fricking Sieg and Jean D'Saberface while most of the characters that could have been more interesting just didn't get much attention.
femboys aren't trannies, they're feminine chads
gay people want nothing to do with your deranged group
Honestly I would love to see the LGB publicly dissociate itself from the T, if only for the absolute shitstorm it would cause in the idpol circles. It would probably be a net plus for the gays too considering all the milquetoast conservatives would instantly flip to their side for doing so.
It has, but the issue is that the louder voice of the "LGBT" conglomerate is basically just a mouthpiece for pharmaceutical companies. Actual grassroots gay people hate trannies and are extremely vocal against them, but they're up against multi trillion dollar media and pharma companies with an agenda.
Based
I like anons myself, not into other boys
trans people are shitty to be around yeah
Does anyone have the picture of the blonde boy standing on the beach shaking? He kinda looks like this
Astolfo says curb stomp troony skulls in.
>omg bro I hate trannies
Meanwhile you're enabling them by hating on all masculine features.
No, you're enabling them by acting like a man can have feminine features. Every single feature a man has is masculine by virtue of belonging to a man. When you try to give credit for male beauty over to females, you're contributing to the troony problem. The truth is that trap beauty, femboy beauty and twink beauty are all forms of male, masculine beauty.
Exactly. So when you keep worshipping traps you are just telling them that they should try to get rid of their man features.
No, when you worship traps you're telling them that men can be beautiful. When men are beautiful it's because they're men, not in spite of being men. Every single feature a trap has is an inherently masculine feature.
Nah you telling everyone that all men should castrate themselves.
You're a moron. The femboy look is only possible with healthy male hormones. You need testosterone to have good skin and a flat tummy.
Just post yourself again and let everyone tell you how ugly you are. No need to edge to 500 posts every thread.
schizo post
>Astolfo & other cute femboys
>Mentally ill troons
Pick one, freak of nature.
Massive wiener
How gay is it, if you and astolfo participate in a double penetration/ double veganal?
It would be both gay and straight.
hes a big guy
I dunno why but a pretty confident and horny smug femboy easily seducing every girl he wants just works so well.
I envy those who shall never know the joys of being a cute boy
I saw it irl.
The big chads with muscles didn't get as much pussy as pretty obnoxious perverts.
>t. picrel
>he's a tf2gay and a /misc/troony
discord groomer energy
dicklet lmao
its 7in when hard
proof?
are you ban evading or do the mods just never ban you?
the latter
the duality of man
dick too big, come back with a proper micropenis
I missed it post it again
archives exist, spoonfeed yourself
nice wiener gayot, do it flop when you get fricked up the ass
Astolfo is the type of guy I'd be a real bro with normally, but then every weekend we get drunk and release all our sexual urges together
Only if you are a cute girl; he is no gay.
He'd frick your ass and then frick your wife.
when he has breasts
these doujins are so close to being perfect but theres the occasional NTR that ruins them
>astolfo thread has more activity than the tsukihime thread
More people have jerked off to Astolfo than have read Tsukihime and recognize the "I'll rape you right here" scene. It's not surprising.
I wonder why
Despite being a crossdresser he is unapologetically male, and acts like one too
Canonically, that's what I like so much about his character compared to other traps, however I cannot lie and say that even as someone who considers myself straight, he's hot as frick crossdressing
It has been fixed.
RUINED
unironically I think this looks really cute, Astolfo is a good character but he has been raped into oblivion by him "le femboy"
I will grind you into a paste and drink it.
>voiced by a woman
>almost always drawn like a woman
>"not a woman because I said so!"
This is moronic, isnt the appeal of traps that they are men trying to act like women? If they're virtually indistinguishable from a woman what's the fricking point?
god that trap is so fricking irresistable
Yes? Traps are deadly and dangerous. Getting trapped is something you don't want which makes Astolfo a non-trap because you all WANT it to have a dick.
I just really like cute boys
This artist is insane. Literally uncontested for hottest trap mangas. My dick gets so hard for these mangas that I feel like I might pass out. It's been a while since the last one, doing some nofap hopefully there will be a new one on the other side.