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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sigh, another ugly ass boss arena. Where did the color go in this DLC?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most bosses in From's games blend into the arena, because piss on good design choices

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Where did the color go in this DLC?
      ? dumb frick literally bright green gorgeous sky island zone and badass smokey yellow madness forest, this dlc is full of colour

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Please dont respond to the bots

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Please dont respond to the bots

        Good morning sars

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's all fricking gray, even the colored places are muted as frick and foggy. Looks like shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >land of shadow is.... le dark!?
          STOP THE PRESSES. WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Don't place your game in the land of shadows if that setting means that the entire game MUST look like shit

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >land of shadow is.... le dark!?
              STOP THE PRESSES. WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

              it's not a matter of the setting, it's a matter of creativity and fidelity.
              look at Caelid - it's fricking disgusting, but not because it's supposed to be a rotten hellscape, oh no, it's disgusting because it's just so fricking bland and ugly. I was never repulsed by the design, but by how shitty the textures and overall feel of the place was. Altus Plateau? frick that shit.
              >what if boring world but... yellow???
              everything is either piss or shit coloured, it's like you cannot make a location using more than two colours.
              >it's le gold
              then fricking make it look like gold you Black person fricking b***h jap

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bayle's mountaintop is a cute bright red garden arena.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sigh

      Frick off back to ledddit, you absolute gayit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day. Unironically.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I'm in the minority but I like the aesthetic of the DLC way more than the base game. The cerulean fields alone eclipse it for me.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He'll be consider one of the best From bosses in 6 months. Screenshot this.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This was such a gay fricking boss.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue. He's fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i havent played this but it looks like he wont hit you if you stand close to him?
      or do the heads track you no mattter where you are?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're correct. This boss has 2 weak spots: close range and rear. The person playing in the webm doesn't realize how easy it is to roll around behind it and attack in close range.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        getting close can help a lot and I think you can interupt him before he uses that move if you just smack him. Having blind spot was a huge help because tons of his moves you can tell are coming and you just press L2 to both dodge it and smack him at the same time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, where you stand doesn't matter. It's primarily a rhythm game where sometimes you don't get punished if your positioning is correct.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        correct, might make a webm showcasing it tomorrow

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >be magic missile spamming roll autist
      >get punished
      good
      thank you miyazaki

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know seeing clips like this reminds me that I'm way too much of a passive player even if I'm playing incantations. Like for that attack I just backed up as much as I can rolling through the 3rd, 4th and 5th snake and then punished after messmer slammed down. I wouldn't even dream of tossing lightning his way until he's down with his combos the only exception being when he dodge flip attacks back during the melee combo since he's more open there than a few seconds later when he snake summons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Remember fighting the hydra in dark souls 1?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, thought it was crazy at first but its fricking tame compared to anything in elden ring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i'm just wondering what's the point of the health bar if bosses can delete you so fast

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wear armor
        wear talismans that increase your damage resistance
        whats the point of artificially capping yourself at a soul level if you cant level up and wear heavy armor?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >wear armor
          the dlc literally gives you transformation items that requires you to be armorless. surely this isn't a design failure and that got me stuck on a boss for more than it should.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Don't the dragon up transformations both give armor? If the stat screen isn't lying to me I'm only ~4% less resistant in dragon priestess mode compared to when I wear my light rolling clothes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm using the heaviest armor in the DLC and bosses like bayle kill me in 2-3 hits

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally just not having enough scat levels.
        People are just bee lining for the bosses and taking 100% more damage because they skipped all the side content.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        None. I stopped leveling vitality at all since DaS2. You have to pump it to heavens to avoid being oneshot by everything, so the only real solution is to level stamina instead, roll like a motherfricker and not get hit even once.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >1HKO

      Thanks miyahacky

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i'm just wondering what's the point of the health bar if bosses can delete you so fast

        They're practically naked and weren't at full health in the first place.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>1HKO
        where?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Fromdrones consider dying in 1-2 hits from boss spamming bazillions eye blinding particle-heavy attacks kino

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >fotm shitter seethes impotently on an anonymous message board
        You’re just bad at video games troony, sucks to suck.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >buzzwords buzzwords
          English please saar

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like how all the atacks come out instantly and random with no clear wind up deleting the healthbar.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Isn''t this the animation from the snake in sekiro?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ASSETS FROM MY LAST SOFTWARE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't this the animation from the snake in Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and just like everything else in sekiro, the animation is far smoother and more readable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >instantly buffering roll right after you got hit instead of just calming down and waiting for the next attack
      i dont get it, the webm just shows you playing like a genuine moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >instantly buffering
        You haven't played the game if you don't realize you can press the roll button when you get hit and it forces you to roll when you recover 3 seconds later regardless, have a nice day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kino

        What else would one expect from a t.ranni gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That looks horrible, thank god i stopped playing the zoomer ring, what the le frick happened to Dark Souls.

      Nothing about Elden Ring can be considered memorable

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I will memorise how ridiculously shit some of those fights were.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oh cool the snake summons from the shadows of yharnam fight again! this time its medieval instead :O

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cancer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they even design bosses like this now? They aren't even designed with the combat system in mind and how 99% of players interact with the game naturally. They'd need to upgrade roll iframes like 15 frames for this shit to be normal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We memed them into thinking their games are popular because they're hard so they doubled down and now we're suffering from it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that exactly like Dark Souls 2 at this point? Where it was like a parody of Dark Souls because it was le epic harder through artificial difficulty? That's exactly what Elden Ring is but it gets praised.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Every game has been worse than the one before it because of this. They're still good but it's very noticeable.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seems fair to me, all attacks are fairly telegraphed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >attacks during boss windup
      >panic rolls AFTER the attack
      >gets punished for it
      two words. both starts with 'g'.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How are MMObucks capable of understanding these kinds of mechanics but le epic souls veterans can't cope?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      see the problem here and every response before mine is clearly <N O S K I L L S K I L L E T T E>

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *hugs your dick*
    *jumps so the camera freaks out*
    *covers your screen in fire so you can't see anything*
    *hits for your entire hp bar*
    heh.............gg..........

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately do not have even the inkling of a clue of how I might even begin fighting this guy.
    Like there is no world in which I get this guy to even 50% hp.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT.UP.
    Doing genocide for mom

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >absolutely bananas apeshit for the first 20-30 seconds
    >then just very hard
    >phase 2 is then significantly easier
    He feels like a brick wall boss but if you just turtle up for that initial barrage he becomes doable.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    heres me beating mesmer on my first try at 5x speed, these cinematics are readable even at 5x speed, disgustingly slow
    zanzibart forgive me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >run in and swing wildly
      >eat shit
      >AIEEEEEE TICHE SAVE ME
      >heal
      >repeat
      >heres me beating mesmer on my first try at 5x speed, these cinematics are readable even at 5x speed, disgustingly slow

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >here's me spending 10000 hours fighting a boss and dying repeatedly at soul level 1 to learn every in and out of his visual tells so I can expertly dodge everything
        Boring. I beat it first by simply doing well enough to dodge at least half of his shit.
        Eat shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          youre using barricade plus a greatshield. you can't dodge shit either you breathing pile of garbage

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he beat the fricking boss, on video and with no summons. just shut your dopey mouth, you haven't posted shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He beat the boss on video with the summon there. Here's what beating a boss with no summon looks like, notice how there isnt a hud icon on the left saying Black Knife Tiche

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >bleed katana
            lol

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Keen with 50 buildup. Nice try though

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                sorry sweatie, you didn't beat the game

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                bleed is bleed, crutchgay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >catbox

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tiche

      but you literally didn't beat him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't beat it

        🙂
        i beat him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't beat it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tiche
      >greatshield
      >fat suit
      >blind crutch
      based power gamer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ive barely used the shield since switching to blindspot and the backhand blade.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      90% was just you chugging estus lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Theres actually a good number of attacks I was avoiding with the backhand blade's L2 and dodges. But sure, I did have to heal. Its not easily seen at 5x speed though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon, but the rules are very clear...
      YOU
      DIDN'T
      BEAT
      IT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I absolutely hate how so many bosses have a mid-fight cutscene before their second form. This is actual unadulterated cancer design. And bonus cancer points when it moves you in the arena to another location after the cutscene.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bonus points if he swallows you whole and you start the battle inside his tummy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he fireballs me
        >cutscenes
        >spawn into an undodgeable fireball

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >be fully buffed
          >bleed procs
          >cutscene
          >le epic choir wakes me up
          >I'm in a different spot
          >enemy is 100m away now
          >completely debuffed
          >try to buff
          >enemy dashes 100m in 1s
          >16 hit permastagger combo
          >Stake of Marika

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >beat malenia phase one
        >cutscene
        >moved
        >forced camera lock on an attack you HAVE to dodge roll from twice

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        but where are they going to fit all the "forgive me zanzibarts" huh smart ass?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          skill issue

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          would get hit regardless, next time don't jump attack over soob to be exploding ground

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            wouldn't get hit if phase 2 actually reset everything, instead of just your position

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I like the mid-fight cutscenes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I hate every single Elden Ring cutscene
          >walk into boss
          >boss starts blabbering about some shit you don't know anything or care about at a rate of 1 word every 3 seconds
          >fight starts, get boss down to half health
          >"Forgive...........me...........mother..........for...........what I.............must do"
          >Boss rips off some part of their body
          >EPIC orchestral track ramps up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >summon doing all the work
      what's the point of playing like this, your first try too, so you didn't even bother trying to beat it yourself

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No don't you get it they have to get the least amount of playtime out of this DLC they paid 40 bucks + tip for!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tiche
      My wife... the patricians choice.
      Good job BEATING the game anon! :3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nothing against you anon
      but are these games truly hard if you can eat shit 100 times and have enough consumables to heal it all
      beating a supposed difficult boss first try is the cherry on top

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The frenzy boss also does the forgiveness think, jesus christ miyazaki is outed as a fricking hack this dlc

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        At this point Hacksoftware should make Zanzibart a real character and go full moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's like two other bosses that do literally the "____, forgive me". It has to be intentional at this point.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >beating mesmer on my first try
      Tiche did. You didn't.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This brainrotted League of Legends playing neckbeard hobo fricking oneshot Mesmer. Literally two fricking tries.
    He started playing Elden Ring for the first time like two weeks ago for the DLC having never played a souls game before.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >oneshot
      >two tries
      pick one, dipshit, and frick off shilling your ugly homosexual mug

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah obviously
      he comes from a multiplayer game that takes actual skill

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      his mong appearance doesn't change the fact that cutiepie is a gamer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jump attack heavy spam
      whatever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      imaqtpie is actually good at every game he plays, Gankerermin only pretend to be on a basket weaving forum

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And after that, he posted a negative review in Chinese.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was fun 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Not using summons
      You're a b***h

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        summons just make fights feel random because the boss is target switching 24/7

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh nice, out of curiosity what scadu level? Felt like even the stray hits from him were doing less than what I had at +9 but glad to see the same openings I saw as a ranged build work just fine for melee.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember exactly but I think it was +10
        I'm sure melee has more openings inbetween swings but I always felt short of stamina so I never experimented with that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how does he do so little damage compared to me? you even have a light armor

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean he insta died to the explosion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only got hit by the shitty quick hits + defense talisman + only the torso is light armor + 10 scadu levels

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, strange since I use heavy armor and defence talisman and i'm pretty sure that hit would have done more damage. I have 10 scadu too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >frick all damage
      Change your gear moron.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dudes getting more damage than I did per opening when I lightning speared messmers ass. The hell is good damage for messmer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That was like a 1 minute phase 1 and phase 2 lets you rack up damage even faster
        Do you guys even fight the bosses in this game or do you just outbuild them out of relevance?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          people are literally going in here with like rl500 characters and getting made that they can't one shot bosses, what do you think.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Imo levels should be ditched in these games anymore and they just set it up with gear instead. I have a 450 character and a 167 and the difference in surviving hits on dancing dog naked is an average of two extra which is a total of 6. Makes it near pointless to do any sort of farming or leveling up after 120(ish) for the DLC alone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Light greatsword
      My man, that shit feels so fricking good to use, its like i'm dancing, it does dogshit damage when bosses don't let you R2 into R1 though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It does feel a bit weak but I imagine the fast hits make it viable for some sort of buff gimmick
        It feels weird to have storm blade outdamage my r2s

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking this too, although I'm not really sure which weapon buff would be the best.

          I'm pretty sure the weapon greases are a static damage increase (except for the magic one I think scales with INT? I could be wrong) so I wonder if it's better to use that, I've been using one of the flame-arts weapon arts that ignite the sword when the ability is used, but I'm not sure how much the buff is or if it scales with anything

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Those buffs are usually a weak 100~ static buff

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              the DLC added some upgraded ones. Not sure how much stronger they are but might be worth a look

              Also do you know how much the weapon art buffs add? Like the Flame Strike one or whatever it's called. Is it also static?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They are all static too I think

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That boss has like 200k hp what the actual frick lmao why give the boss that much health when he kills you in 2 hits

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most bosses I fight take me 20+ tries. the game isnt that hard because death isnt very punishing.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    me and my bestie are such a good team! <3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >another redhead fight autist
      marika's womb really is tainted

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >mimic, powerstance colossal weps, lion's claw
      b-b-b-based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just as Mitsubitchi intended

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        (for people with physical and/or mental disabilities)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >O MIMIC TEAR, BECOME MY BLADE AGAIN

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a blast with Messmer. I've not beaten him yet but came close and i know that it just gets down to execution to this point.

    I would almost be sad in a way when i beat him.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really dont understand how people are having trouble with him, yeah he hits a ton but as long as you have fragments you can survive all his combos also unlike Rellana he has big openings to punish his attacks.One of the few actual good bosses in the DLC.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The falseflag discord didn't actually play the game so they automatically assume every boss is some amorphous blob that teleports everywhere and nukes the arena over and over with brutally small damage windows.
      If they actually played the game they would know that description doesnt apply to anyone except radahn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but is it fun?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In the embrace of Messmers flame

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In the embrace of Messmers flame

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In the embrace of Messmers flame

      In the embrace of Messmers flame

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat a ghostflame dragon by using tiche and running around on torrent and shooting 400 arrows into him when I dismount

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Been putting my sign in the summoning pool for shitters to use since I'm nearing the end of the DLC now.
    Why are people so ultra shit? And why do they always insist on two summons?
    Have they seen the fricking health bars? Bonus points if they just sit in a corner while the summons fight. moronic homosexuals, goes to show what kind of """players""" summon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      your job is to kill the boss
      the hosts job is to stay alive

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Funny since they can't even do that right

        when you get summoned is your power based on your blessing level, your hosts, or is it related to revered spirit ashes?

        It's definitely not my blessing. I just checked now since you asked and I lost a solid 100 attack power when summoned for a Messmer fight. 743-> 640 ish

        the npc thing is so baffling. its like they have no idea after a 100 hours it inflates boss hp like crazy.

        It's actually fricking awful. And then when they sit back I have to get through an insane health bar, all alone with only half the flasks. I'm only human

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when you get summoned is your power based on your blessing level, your hosts, or is it related to revered spirit ashes?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the npc thing is so baffling. its like they have no idea after a 100 hours it inflates boss hp like crazy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        probably the reason why Igor's sign is inside the arena

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I always leave if the host doesn't fight

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >put sign down to study boss before I kill him
      >every other host uses either giant dragon rot or malenia flower
      >can't see shit for half the fight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Put summon sign down by smegmer to practice
        >Summoned by someone with less than 1000hp
        >Summoned by someone only casting Eldern stars the entire fight watching hp go down by double digits per bead
        >2 moonlight greatsword users that got donked by the first attack and died
        >One rocket scientist using fire spells on the fire boss

        Yeah as it turns out you get the hosts Scadu frags too.
        So you have to check how your defenses before the boss every time you get summoned or you're gonna randomly take 99% of your life in one hit because the host is a mong and decided to pick up zero (0) scadu frags
        WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that would explain a lot, half the time the boss's healthbar barely fricking moves

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Put summon sign down by smegmer to practice
      >Summoned by someone with less than 1000hp
      >Summoned by someone only casting Eldern stars the entire fight watching hp go down by double digits per bead
      >2 moonlight greatsword users that got donked by the first attack and died
      >One rocket scientist using fire spells on the fire boss

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting people who summon players to be good at the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sit in the corner
      This is probably why every other boss has an obnoxious AoE. Helping shitters is not going to be a pleasant experience.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've spent maybe 5-6 hours helping shitters and the only boss I've had any success on is Romina, even though that fight is the most cancerous by far with how many hosts summon Dryleaf Dickhead Dane to bloat the HP even more.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I beat him yesterday, why is Hornsent whining near the grace now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His sign was inside the arena so I assume you have to summon him for him not to seethe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Man is part of the miquella's dicksucking crew for the sole purpose of avenging his family that messmer killed and you cucked him out of that by not summoning him during the fight

        Not my problem

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Man is part of the miquella's dicksucking crew for the sole purpose of avenging his family that messmer killed and you cucked him out of that by not summoning him during the fight

        Also, how do they expect me to summon him in the arena when Messmer immediately attacks you when you walk in?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You definitely have time if you rush to the sign as he preps the dive bomb
          It's tight, but you'll have time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Messmer always starts the fight with the same really slow and easy to dodge attack. Just get ready to summon as soon as he gets out of it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Man is part of the miquella's dicksucking crew for the sole purpose of avenging his family that messmer killed and you cucked him out of that by not summoning him during the fight

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    consider using those heals OP

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When he gets to 10% He hits me with his penis and is too distracting and makes me erect, idk what to do.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Out of curiosity anyone know if theres a dragonscrest greatshield talisman upgrade in the DLC or is physical damage resist talismans getting left out?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Physical is the only one that had a greatshield in the base game, no?
      I'd assume there is none in the DLC then

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        theres a pearldrake+3 that the icon looks like a greatshield but the name just says pearldrake+3. same with boltdrake and firedrake +3

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I know. But black flame + great shield + scadu already trivializes all physical damage so idk if they could reasonably give you a better one.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hahah noooo stalker child you will not enjoy the dlc, you will not fight the boss upon reaching it oh nonono you will instead go and colect the scat seeds hehe. Enjoy prison stalker child

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably my least favorite fight in the dlc just because it's so close to being good but the second phase is a complete and utter clusterfrick while simultaneously being easier than the first phase. Just baffling shit. Let's replace the melee combat with snakes flailing around which put the boss in the longest recovery state out of any other boss in the dlc. What were they thinking?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I need to take Romina out of my summoning pool
    Tired of moronic hosts summoning Dryleaf fricking Dane to balloon the HP to a gazillion while he dies to Rot

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >modern fromsoft >>>boss design

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean modern, this is literally the final boss of dark souls 1.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ya got me, I was just shitposting

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally the one good main boss in the DLC, what are you complaining about?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Isn''t this the animation from the snake in sekiro?

    wtf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mesmer is the best fight until now actually has clear fricking openings and his fricking attacks dont take forever, some delayed garbage here and there but thats ok

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, there was a massive difference in ease from when I first entered and when I killed him. I felt more lucky than anything to kill everything else.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer is kino

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I used the NPC summon the fight gave me and beat it on RL 150 in NG+ 🙂

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aight, so here me out. ER worked perfectly fine for me when it came out and now it lags like shit after I updated. What gives? GTX2070

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      make sure to turn off raytracing

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    still not paying $40 for a mod

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ALL YOU FRICKING SHITERS, CAN YOU BEAT MESSMER ALREADY?

    I need help with the Deathblight Divine beast and never find anyone to summon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you can get to that boss without fighting messmer
      I fricking skipped that shit, divine beast the first time was already awful and I didn't feel like fighting a stronger version of it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I cheesed his ass with poison and rot crossbow bolts, no regrets.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bosses are getting to the point where i find myself just duo greatmace and stack jump attack buffs to get it over with
    I'm starting to think iv got souls fatigue, there are afew good boss fights here and there but the majority are just a slog
    The frick happened man

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm starting to think iv got souls fatigue
      I honestly think Lies of Penis is better
      But build variety is undeniably worse there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because pretty much all of them are just built around learning how to rollspam your way through their 6-15 hit combos. Look at the Rellana and Romina bosses. One is a magic knight, the other is some kind of scorpion/centipede hybrid, and yet both fights are pretty much exactly the same despite how wildly different they are in appearance. They walk up to you, they start to flail around like spergs with a bunch of rollcatches built into their long combos, you dodge 5+ times and punish, rinse and repeat. None of the bosses feel unique anymore.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they don't feel fun either.
        it's fricking soul crushing when you roll everything perfectly or almost perfectly and hit the boss with your strongest attack that barely makes a dent.
        I am shocked that there isn't more r34 rape fanart of pretty much every boss aside from rennala

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mesmer is a great boss, one of the best in the DLC. Unlike gaius the c**t

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His phase 2 has too much of him floating around as a giant snake head for my taste
      I like him overall though and especially liked that I could sneak a hit in during his combos because of the delays

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn’t that hard. Definitely one of the more fun bosses in the DLC along with the centipede b***h, you gays just suck.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest lads, this guys dialogue when you die to him was so poorly voiced it was the first time I ever considered changing the language in a game

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fromturd fanbase
    >is this a naruto reference?!
    >omg it's an homage and fromturd is not creatively bankrupt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dude pretty much all of the dlc is ripped from naruto in some way. what do you expect? miyahacky is done with berserk - naruto is his next victim

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just looked up this fight. I stopped playing Cuck Ring after 15 hours. it's Slop.
        >miyahacky
        >berserk
        I love BB, but indeed he made a collage of Berserk,HP lovecraft, Dracula, Brotherhood of the wolf etc and made it work. At least it was interesting.

        That boss is really a Shadows of Yharnam with a bow on it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MASTER ZANZIBART, FORGIVE ME... I MUST GO ALL OUT, JUST THIS ONCE...

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bros mesmer orb invading in the small room before it is so fun, fire buff + talisman and these shitters get one shot since they cant roll

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In the embrace of Messmer's flame.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid cuck kept referring to himself in third person
      Now he's dead

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >summoned Hornset for roleplaying element
    >summoned mimic tear in 2nd phase because frick snakes
    I beat the game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      npc summons increase the boss health and resistances while doing next to no damage themselves
      I was summoning 2 npcs for the radahn fight and then realised it buffs his health by 130% and his resistances by 50% as well as increase his damage by 10%

      not summoning is baby journalist mode and anyone who didnt summon all npcs didnt beat the game :^)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not when you summon him inside the arena, it doesn't, as is the case with Hornsent
        Nice try summonbab

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          messmer is so easy and hornsent doesnt really do anything but say his line and eat shit from aoes
          i do hope you summon both npcs for the radahn fight though

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone finish the DLC?
    I'm wondering if the other hand-to-hand weapon is any different than the one you get from the monk early on. I don't want to waste an ancient smithing stone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dryleaf Dane has one that is mostly kick based, its definitely a unique moveset compared to the other fist weapons. You can probably just murder him as soon as you see him to get it right at the start of the DLC

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yea yea, I have the first one, the one you get from dueling Dane. But supposedly, there is another one you can get somewhere by the end of the DLC, during the fight with NPCs or something?. After that you can power stance them
        On second thought, if you can powerstance them then I'll probably put both to +25

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >during the fight with NPCs or something
          you get it in the corner of the room after the fight

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            awesome, shame it's at the end
            I wonder if just the one weapon is viable enough to go through the rest of the DLC, it's very fun

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Its the same item, you can kill Dane early or at the very end.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no he only drops dryleaf arts and his hat
            to get the footwork and the rest of his gear you need to finish the leda questline which ends just infront of the last boss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the kicking one you get later only has kick attacks aside from the weapon art
      you can power stance both of them at the same time so you should upgrade both if you can
      its pretty fun

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >every single remembrance weapon in the entire dlc has either int, faith or a combination of both requirements
    Bros... they're really pushing caster stats on the player.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      which is odd since playing a caster in this dlc sucks.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably my favorite fight in the game including the base game, unironically. Was fun to learn and had reasonably clear telegraphs (for being elden ring atleast)

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Run from the orbital laser as soon as Radahn starts floating
    >Still get hit
    what the frick

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Leda's Soul usable anywhere?

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SPOILER ALERT
    You can duplicate a remembrance if you find something looks like this

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    To be expected, but the new staff that shoots sorceries AND incantations is about 337 at 70/66 INT/FAI

    while dedicated Death Staff and Golden Order Seal are 370ish

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cute
      CUTE

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >spergs too moronic to realize that you are meant to summon for these bosses
    >there's even armor you can miss out on if you don't summon an npc for a certain fight
    >don't hunt skibidi fragments
    >complain when you try to fight messmer with +5 blessing and no summons and get clapped

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      's even armor you can miss out on if you don't summon an npc for a certain fight
      I'm calling bullshit, which one?

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue
    Git gud

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer is just Malenia 2, but not moronic. He's a good boss fight. It doesn't take too long to learn the attacks, and the snake phase is actually easier than the first phase since the recovery time from a dodged snake attack is huge.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hated how sometimes he would backstep after finishing a snake attack. But yeah, good boss. I liked Midyr and Putrescent more.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing something after the final boss? there was a cheesy cutscene you could activate but it feels extremely anticlimactic, am I just supposed to leave now? Is nothing going to change?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do you even beat it? I have a mimic with 8 levels on the ashes thing and I don't want to hunt more down but holy frick the mimic dies by the time hes on phase 2 which is 60% of his hp and he's fricking impossible to solo on phase 2 unless youre a giga souls autist and willing to practice it for 8 hours FRICK. Player summons aren't even usable right now because they frick off the second they appear

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then summon the mimic for p2?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How do you even get time to do that? He starts off with the giant holy explosion you have to run out of and then starts spamming attacks at 500 mph at you every 2 seconds, plus the mimic summon takes away 40% of your hp so youre guaranateed dead at any point if you do that in the live battle

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I used the 2 npc summons
        then switched my build from STR to a fast DEX build and we stacked status effects on his ass, rot + poison + frostbite/fire reset + bleed
        I stocked up on uplifting perfumes and had me and my mimic buff all of us with it during the fight and of course I also used as many buffs as I could before entering the arena

        mimic died early on but the 2 summons are pretty tanky and 1 survived pretty far into phase 2
        the fight was mostly just trying not to get blendered from 100->0 in phase 2

        How do you even get time to do that? He starts off with the giant holy explosion you have to run out of and then starts spamming attacks at 500 mph at you every 2 seconds, plus the mimic summon takes away 40% of your hp so youre guaranateed dead at any point if you do that in the live battle

        perfumes are the key imo, only reason I was able to summon the mimic without immediately getting killed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wait where are the NPC summons I don't see any

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You have to do their quests.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              What are their names so I can google this shit? I hope they aren't the homies I killed right before the boss fight

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                sir ansbach and thiollier
                if you do the quest you make them come over to your side and I also think you can make the autistic pot guy frick off and die since I havent seen him since I told him to be sad and I'd assume he would show up in the fight otherwise

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks dude

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's over I've killed all the npcs in their questlines and never started them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Im sorry anon
                Maybe try using the deflecting hardtear, not sure if it would help that much though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you can still do the questlines after youve burnt the sealing tree
            they were the best and most fun part of the dlc in my opinion
            although the leda questline was a bit rushed from a storytelling perspective I still enjoyed the concept of it

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is this final boss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they just didnt want people to steamroll it in a few days
      even tho thats inevitable

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This boss is such a piece of shit. The snake phase is just IdOJuSTwwhATevREbrrrr

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played any from software games past DS1.
    Why does every boss fight they put out now have 15 hit combos, multi phases, and always some shit about being forgiven? What happened to hard but fair bosses like Sif, Artorias, Sanct guard, Quelaag, pinwheel?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pinwheel
      >hard
      also from just became a parody of themselves

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The real problem with the DLC is that every single boss has to immediately pressure the player, it gets incredibly tedious dodging for 30 seconds the second you walk though the fog gate.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is is just me or are there a lot more attacks with lingering hurtboxes that are a pain in the ass to dodge? either big ass AoE explosions or multi-hit attacks that catch you after you dodge the initial hit

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Pet Knight
    >Drop down
    >Summon Shield Bros
    >NIHILx1 when I get an opening
    >Poke poke poke to half health
    >He starts to do his ghostflame shit
    >Drink Physick: Hard Lead Tear & Crimson Whorl Tear
    >NIHILx3 while taking the whole attack
    Yep, kino.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do you reliably dodge the furnaces jump attack? i jump on torrent and it hits me every time. i still killed the thing but god damn.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The fire waves come out very fast and thin, you can jump them very easily.
      His jump attack though also has an explosion around himself that hits the air. When both feet get on fire and he starts to crouch, just ride away then jump the fire wave before going back in.

      Everything about the fricker is just a test of patience and not being greedy. I hate them.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I blame georgie for the awful writing. What does stripped of gold even mean? Poor people? Well maybe they shouldn't have priced this shit load of frick $40 instead of the $20 it deserves.
    >reused bosses
    >empty overworld
    >input reading ai
    Surprised to see the honey moon period for ER is finally over.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        chinkbros, our higher average IQs?

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Heart Stolen
    Kek I actually lost to the bussy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go fight the Scadutree Avatar if you want to immune that attack

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i’ve got his rune but where is the divine tower to activate it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't one from what I can tell. You just use it in your inventory. I used mine in front of Trina but I don't know if that is necessary

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks i’ll try it when I play again. One thing this DLC has taught me as a greatsword user….The block is pretty good

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, kino.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny how fricking bad the bossfight arenas are now.
      literally just empty arenas.
      most of the AC6 fights were like this too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pls understand the bosses need that space so they can use all the awful aoe moves we gave them, and of coursewe couldn't possibly allow you to use map geometry to break aggro or line of sight. And actually AC6 had some pretty cool arenas it's just that the game goes out of its way to encourage you to fly 24/7

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dark souls vs dark soulsless

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Top: Complete and utter dogshit
      >Bottom: Kino of the highest order

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am not trans but I still can't kill the second tree sentinel
    also no summons there

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't Rennala's sister barefoot

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sword of Night and Flame

    gets a direct replacement

    Moon and Fire stance
    thats better suited to pvp at the expense of weakening the stance damage
    faster multi-hit moves
    faster magic multi-projectile
    randomized floor fire pillar

    its just worse at pve

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