what the frick

we have officially reached a new low

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already did with samurott

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theres nothing wrong with Samurott

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your hairline is at a new high, on the other hand l3l.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All the seething bort replies
      Fpbp

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >B-bort!
        Get better material baldie

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    22 million

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when Pokemon with only a few exceptions looked like natural creatures, just with fantasy elements. They looked like creatures I could go out and find in the wild on my journey. Not this shit. It all went downhill after Gen 3 or 4.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i, too, fondly remember going outside and finding exploding red and white orbs with faces on them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >with only a few exceptions
        Lern2readgaygit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally 90% of the dex would not look natural in nature

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bullshit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah youre just moronic. You've got some early route shitmons and a few first stagers, anything past that is way too stylized and fantastical to even approach looking realistic. Unless youre some schizo who thinks dragons and baphomets and rock monsters and shit is "muh realism" due to your warped reality.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                we have approached a point where pokenigs dont understand what a grounded design is anymore. yes an organic looking rock with a face and arms looks like a believable living fantasy creature (but grounded fantasy). even the artstyle became cartoony which means it looks less grounded. pokegays are the only ones ever debating this while normal people and artists just get what is meant.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dont understand what a grounded design is
                Yeah, bridges should be properly reinforced with sturdy, high-strength concrete footings

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh right let me just walk through the park and see a Hypno and a Jynx and an Electabuzz and a Magmar and a Machamp and an Alakazam and a Mr Mime walking around like normal humans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when pokemon had limbs that were actually capable of motor function

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's still true today

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I miss my animal that wore boxing gloves, sandals, shirt and a little skirt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Voltorb/Electrode
      >Jinx
      >Mr. Mime
      >Hitmonchan/lee
      Pokemon has always had its fair share of shitmons ever since the beginning.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't count

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't count

      Kys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which isn't most of Pokemon even in those generations.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny how people said the same thing during gen 4

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >release gen 9
    >all new Pokémon are ugly and bad
    >release gen 2
    >all new Pokémon are ugly and bad

    WOOOOOWWWWWW IT’S ALMOST LIKE THIS FRANCHISE WAS ALWAYS SHIT??

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it!
    (Also imagine eviolite on duraludon)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it though

      I like it. Skyscrapper pokemon evolving into Bridge pokemon. Next unova game in the future confirmed?

      Not even Leddit is shilling this hard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back then

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You first, Redditor.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're now releasing content they couldn't finish because they rushed the previous games as dlc
    we have reached peak farce

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The peak was when they cut half of the old pokemon from the game and then sold them as part of dlc. You simply can't beat that.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is wearing raihan outfit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Lance outfit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lance made his outfit after getting inspiration from Galar's Dragon Gym.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          HA! HAHAHAHAHA! BRITS ARE SO DESPERATE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh
      huh
      i dont know if that makes me like it more or less though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Durashit is the biggest example I've seen of a Pokemon riding the coatails of the popularity of it's trainer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raihan cofirmed for dlc
      what an absolute chad

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it though

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's make duraludon even more of a mangled mess than it already is and call it a new pokemon!
    cross gen evos after gen 4 were a mistake and only 3Dgays disagree with this

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it. Skyscrapper pokemon evolving into Bridge pokemon. Next unova game in the future confirmed?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an improvement over the Duraludon.
    >It's a drawbridge, and a fricking beam cannon

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one that thinks he looks cool as frick?
    Look at this concept art he looks like a fricking godzilla monster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding cool as frick, Raikooooooooooooooou too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The concept art looks cool for both
        in game we'll have to see. they have a way of butchering things with 3D models sadly
        I can appreciate raikou's design though I think both it and walking wake are steps down from the OG.
        I'm not ready for what they're gonna do to my boy Entei. All these enteigay posters aren't real. I am the only enteigay on this board.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Walking Wake is like a theropod
          >Raging Bolt is like a sauropod
          So by default of the other popular dinosaurs being stego, tricera, and ankylo the three groups will be covered.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Entei will be a plesiosaur

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those are reptiles.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dinosaurs aren’t reptiles

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What if it's a Pteranodon? I mean another one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be less funny

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Make it a triceratops, and make the horns miniature volcanoes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pterodactyl

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick you Entei is my favorite legendary

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make its backside black scales (between the ridges) to show that it is, indeed, a dragon, provide contrast to the exterior, and also resemble the road between the bridge, keeping in theme
    >when it attacks, have numerous tiny electrons/sparks quickly jetting up and down its back to show off its electric retention but they also resemble traffic on its back in a natural way
    >make it bigger than fricking 4 feet long so the bridge pokemon can actually fit something bigger than a rattata on its back

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be a new low when Duraludon exists.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one who didn't hate him?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    improvement upon Duraludon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is literally just Duraludon with metal shit stuck all over it and arms and legs that look even less like they can actually move.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a completely different shape and body type, and inspiration from duraludon
        you don't have to like the design but acting like it's just duraludon with extra accessories is crazy

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will be my new pokebro.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm lost for words how they managed to naked Duraladon even worse, only Game Freak.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *make

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you I like it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think it looks sick. Looks like something out of Ultra Q

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the definition of overdesigned

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >overdesigned
          typical pokégay reply. Seethe, Machinedramon is cooler than any pokémon will ever be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        MAchinedramon is so fricking cool. He's also from Digimon's first generation equivalent. He was a secret pet in the original virtual pets and they made him the main villain of the first big game they did. He's show up as a villain on and off ever since. He's basically Digimon's version of Mewtwo, but he's somehow used in much better way than Mewtwo is in Pokemon. Such a cool ass metal dragon, god. You gotta love it.

        the definition of overdesigned

        Nah. Your taste is shit. Go play in the corner with your stapler, your single color block of wood, and your Charizard frick plush. We're talking grown up shit over here, junior. You have NO IDEA what over designed looks like.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          4kids wouldn't have liked that design...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If 4Kids was still alive, I'd say it could gargle my left nut. But I'm not into necroshit, so it can just spit shine my right one instead.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, that's the highest res Gundramon I've ever seen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget the diaper one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mega Aggron is not a dragon.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought that they could save Duraludon.
    It's over the top, but damn so much better like this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, archaludon is fricking stupid but it's just stupid enough to work

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you serious? You don't think it looks cool?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "A Pokémon to surpass Metal Gear."

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but the keychain was fine right

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop mentioning Voltorb that's a fricking mimic which is the most generic fantasy creature ever you dumbasses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's good because it's generic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trope != generic
        you wojak posting homosexual
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimic_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's such a blatantly obvious concept that I feel like its existence should be really self-explanatory

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already did with Tyrantrum

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gen 5 players
    BRIDGE BRIDGE OOOOOOOOOOO GEN 5 REMAKE!!!
    but in real world, why does a lighter evolve into a bridge?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was never meant to be a lighter

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    another pseudo legendary dragon that will have 600 BST...
    couldn't have been... you know applin...one that needs all the help it can get

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this mon was released in Gen 5, you would be praising it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot image

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it still looks bad because its limbs simply don't seem to function.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah because then it would have been designed with Gen 5's standards in mind and wouldn't look like it does now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What standards?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gen 5's standards

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks so fricking stupid

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNOVA REFERENCE

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Screw how bad the design on this thing is, I'm still majorly confused as to why the hell a fricking disgrace of a Steel type like Duraludon is getting shilled this hard by getting an evo and as to why the frick a Pokemon species largely known and seemingly designed for spewing large bursts of energy doesn't have Mega Launcher as one of it's abilities. Not only does it make a lot of sense but it's also perfect for a Steel/Dragon Pokemon since it boosts both Flash Cannon and Dragon Pulse, They squandered this thing in so many fricking directions that it's fricking baffling, How does one fail this hard when designed anything? Duraludon is ugly as shit, It's stats are bafflingly strange, They tried to portray this worthless thing as a rival to Tyranitar when Aggron exists and they fricked up it's abilities as well, What a shitshow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aggron is based on Pulgasari, not Mecha Godzilla.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am aware of the Korean monster inspiration but I still think it makes a better rival than this abortion.

        Unironically no one gives a shit about Aggron other than 30 year olds who had RSE as their Red Blue

        Damn.....I've been ousted.....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically no one gives a shit about Aggron other than 30 year olds who had RSE as their Red Blue

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boohooo, my unreal mascot dont look enough real!.
    Frick you b***h, this is a cool junk of metal, and surely is gonna get some insane stats.
    Pdt: Frick you again.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked mon from the Gen5 remake
    >Weakness: Flying, Fire

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does Duraldon have an evo?

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else just literally dont care at this point?

    i got desensitized to bad designs a long time ago

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for it to only be obtainable in this DLC and Duraludon won't evolve naturally in any other game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like Legends.
      I expect this to be the norm.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has a chad stance

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Duraludon can use Eviolite now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But will it be better than that bastard Goodra? I doubt

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