What the frick? He's a way better character than Geno

What the frick? He's a way better character than Geno

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno got that RIZZ though haha, he an OG homie. Mallow just just a weak little cum bubble kyuhuhuhuhu

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. Mallow has a backstory and character arc. Geno just frickin shows up

      >Geno literally just rolls up and asks to join
      >Mario and Geno proceed to do real gangsta shit for the rest of the game
      I don't see the issue here.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He barely pops out to say much of anything. Mallow pops out more often even when he's not plot relevant.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't count without geno mallow wouldn't have a backstory or character development

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean without Smithy? Mallow was going on the adventure that would have led him to his Nimbus homeland regardless of Geno's involvement, which just provided context for why they need Star Pieces.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/fZYOKmi.png

          What the frick? He's a way better character than Geno

          That's why fans prefer Geno. He's just the rank and file soldier doing his duty, practically Arnold from T2.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    geno boost ups your attack and defense by 50% practically rendering all fights into baby mode.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is already baby mode.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because of Geno

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a mario game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not just fearing all the enemies with bowser instead
      weak.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes. Mallow has a backstory and character arc. Geno just frickin shows up

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously? given from how he's constantly asked for by smashgays i would assume SMRPG had some kind of backstory for him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        a star falls from the sky, geno comes to life (please disney dont sue) and joins mario, thats fricking it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >please disney dont sue
          Pinocchio is public domain

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lies of G

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously? given from how he's constantly asked for by smashgays i would assume SMRPG had some kind of backstory for him

          star road gets broken, the star spirits or the "higher authority" sends geno's star form to help mario. he possesses the doll that seemed the strongest to him, goes to the forest to try and recover one of the pieces, joins mario and mallow and then they all go the journey to fix the star road.
          geno's the one who tells mario what the frick those stars that he has been getting are, and why they're important.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            so he's just a lore dump with an insta-kill move, got it, shame on me for expecting smashgays to have taste

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              no character in mario RPG is super fleshed out.
              mallow is just a childish cloud person you meet. he's even less significant.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its a mario game you fricking moron, how much characterization were you expecting? People like Geno because he has a neat design and he's the aloof "cool" guy in a cast of otherwise silly characters. He doesn't really have any more or less going on with him story wise than any of the others.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, people's dreams and wishes weren't going to Star road, so Geno

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I never got it either. admitedly I never played with genos, I just couldn't find a reason to have him replace someone in the team

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the boba-fett effect, he's a cool guy, with a cool design and weapons, so kids and man-children will naturally gravitate towards them, despite how little we see of him or his personal tale

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo you can't have an aesthetic design and shoot cool beams!
        >why aren't you crying, fat, gay, overemotional, moronic and incompetent like me!!??

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          both geno and mallow are neat guys, you inflammatory frickfaces deserve to be hanged up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          troony I like Geno, in fact, the reason I like him is because he is mostly there in a single minded mission, possessing a cool puppet with finger/elbow canons that shoot lasers, any other details about him are honestly unnecessary

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Geno will never be in smash you obese manchild

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mallow is just a moron who fell into a river and got amnesia. Geno is actually connected to the main conflict of the game and even explains what's happening to Mario.

      I do think it's a shame they didn't do more exploration of how Geno - an Immortal (or near Immortal) being - adjusts to living among mortals.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We really need more lore and appearances of the star beings, they basically only get screentime in the RPGs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it would be cool, but I feel like Nintendo doesn't want to flesh them out too much because they will probably make a game with different lore in the future.

          Geno, Eldstar, and Starlow are all star people, but are all very different. kind of like how the denizens of the Dark World, the Twili, and the Lorulians are all similar yet different.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Geno, Eldstar, and Starlow
            I always assumed they all came from Star Haven or somewhere close by, and maybe they work like angels and have different hierarchies, with Geno and Eldstar being higher ranking than Starlow for example.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I serve a higher power.
      >Star spirit controlling a puppet with a gun for an arm.
      This is all you need to know and it's better than most characters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >character shows up
      >beats everyone's asses
      >refuses to elaborate
      >leaves
      you literally don't need anything else

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all he needs to do
      He's an Interstellar Agent arriving to get shit done

      and he gets it done

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chad 'just shows up' vs the virgin 'gay backstory'.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute frog.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smash gays don't even play the games. Sakurai was unironically correct when he shafted reddit Geno and put in more kino anime swordsmen.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In what context?

    >all

    Yeah, no.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he is and always was. only morons think geno is good compared to mallow

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        only crying babies like mallow because they can self insert as him

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the double handjob gesture??

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      uncle gubsy?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick did you just call me?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now there's a name I haven't heard in a looooong time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        S W I T C H

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a fat Nimbus woman sitting on your face and jerking you off with her cloud hands.

      giwtwm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sees a fist and thinks it's sexual
      peak and based gooner

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recall having difficulty with the game when I played it 27 years ago, was I just moronic? Like Axem Rangers and Smithy stand out from memory.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      those were two difficulty spikes in my playthrough as well but I wouldnt call the game hard. mariorpg is very similar to dq in the sense that you can breeze through most of the game and then get your pussy pounded by a surprise boss and final boss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I recall having difficulty with the game when I played it 27 years ago, was I just moronic?
      Unironically yes. 99% of the time kids are just absolute idiots who are shit at video games, so when they become adults they falsely remember them being quite difficult. Going back and playing games that whooped your ass as a kid is almost always a disappointing experience since as an adult you'll bend the game over and cum so deep inside it the developer's wives will get pregnant.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >remember taking like 30 attempts to beat final bowser in paper Mario
        >replay the game recently believing that final bowser is gonna destroy me
        >never even go below half hp and have multiple ultra and life shrooms even if I did
        I used to have to fill my inventory with stone caps and ultra shrooms to beat it. It was harder when I was a kid, you can’t convince me otherwise

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there were a few rough points in the game. First time fighting mac/crocco could be pretty rough. Johnny and Yardrovich could be pretty problematic on a first play through because you just did not prepare for or expect the 1/1, disable, or aoe attacks. Axems were another difficulty point because youve never fought that many strong enemies at once before. Smithy I didnt really ever find particularly hard, just a really long fight. The main thing that fricks people up with that fight is not being aware of or expecting the 1hit kill moves in phase 2. If you went in without peach or only a handful of pickmeups you could just get whittled down really quickly.

      If you give peach the lazy shell and the rarescarf though its actually impossible to lose.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really sucks though cause lazy shell gimps attack, and i wanna see peach do big numbers with geno-boosted frying bonk

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          its the tradeoff for the armor and peach is the only one it makes sense for. In some ways i think it was the devs way of putting in a god mode. Granted i never really played around too much with stat stuff when i was younger, but i dont remember any combination of anything making peach do big dick damage ever.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mallow is supposed to be your Mage/Wizard party member right? I've been just giving him magic stat ups when he gets a level up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geno is also a very competent magic user, but half the time he's just a buffbawd

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone except Bowser wants Magic attack more than physical. Yes even Mario, he hits hard with Lazy Shell later but it can't compete with 20+ Super Jumps in damage (much less 100 if you're not a shitter).
      Also magic defense is much more important than physical defense because you can't block magic attacks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone except Bowser wants Magic attack more than physical. Yes even Mario, he hits hard with Lazy Shell later but it can't compete with 20+ Super Jumps in damage (much less 100 if you're not a shitter).
      Also magic defense is much more important than physical defense because you can't block magic attacks.

      Apparently there’s some order to the bonuses you get from level ups that is consistent for every character and do you just do whatever you will get a bonus for that level. Not sure if it still works this way in remake

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same way but I still do magic on everyone except Bowser every time (except one boosted HP level on Peach early) because even a weaker level up in Magic is still better than a boosted level in anything else.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly as soon as I get Bowser and Peach, I don't really care about them anymore

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are idiots

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations, you have just learned how obnoxious Genogays are.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MALLOW SWEEP!

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't wonderful? Actually playing the game and seeing Genogays' bullshit? Mallow is awesome. He should be in Smash instead.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ends up useless because he's outclassed by peach in everyway

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're bringing items for stat boosts? Yes. If not Geno Boost is still worth more than Peach.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant Mallow

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the remake rebalance Geno and Mallow, or do you still effectively dump them soon as Bowser and Peach join?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never played the original but I don't see how that's the case.
      >Mallow has a lot of element skills with AOE that Peach doesn't have (she only has a single attack skill)
      >All of Bowser's skills cost way too much FP and aren't particularly good to warrant that cost, he's just a massive stat ball.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the original mallow was not worth using over peach simply because most of his spells and healing were ineficient, once you had geno and peach there was really no reason to switch them unless for a couple of spots

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bowser
      I thought Bowser was generally regarded as the worst character in the original. That didn't stop me from using him, but still.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is easy, Anon. You can use whoever you want and you'll still win.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but the anon I was replying to asked if it was still worth dumping Mallow and Geno for Bowser and Peach. This isn't a conversation of "Is the game beatable with Bowser?" but "Is it worth dropping Geno for Bowser?"
          Bowser and Geno have similar attack stat growth, but Geno has significantly higher magic attack growth. Bowser will end up with slightly more physical defense by the end, but both him and Geno have higher physical defense than the other three characters. Geno is the better choice due to his magic skills but the game is easy enough to where you could still use Bowser.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably true...but I just think Bowser is cooler

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair, fair. I'm just now getting to Star Hill and I'm also using Bowser and Peach. I'll probably swap Geno and Mallow back in at some point just to shake things up a little.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bowser has really good stats when he joins, but meh growths, and terrible equipment so he falls off over the course of the game. His final armor only provides like 9 defense over work pants. His new final weapon had to add 27 attack over his old one just to catch up to Mario/Geno/Peach, while Geno's new weapon only adds 5 to give you an indication of how poorly Bowser used to fair.

            I still used Geno and Bowser for most of the game, but Mallow probably would've been straight up better for regular enemies, and the moment Peach gets the frying pan Bowser loses on single target too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geno and Peach are still broken as shit. But Mallow and Bowser do feel better. I think more enemies are weak to their spells and being that you can switch them in during battle they aren't permanent bench warmers anymore. (They have the best triple move too.)

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yet he'll never be in smash either because he can't jump. A frog, who can't jump.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally levitates when casting spells
      >never bothers using this power when he needs to jump higher
      Is he stupid?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like to think he'd be able to jump post game when he's gained his confidence

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only his body levitates, his feet stay on the ground.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's his whole body. the pants are empty when he floats

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they could make a cool Up+Special out of that if they put him in Smash. not that they will. just saying.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno and Peach are better against bosses. That's all.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but Geno's got a more badass design and also has a fun flashy moveset that remains potent all the way through, which IS important for a game like this. Meanwhile someone like Mallow falls off pretty hard by the end.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of want to do a run where I only boost geno 's magic. But if you dump everything in attack he has a really high attack. He's also fast and the only way to hit shy ranger is geno with feather

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >not knowing geno is just nothing more than a pinnochio joke

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mallow is literally just reverse frog prince joke

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct!

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut up both are cool ass characters that will probably be thrown back into square enix's copyright jail after this

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they want him in smash so much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie's making up enemies in his mind

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. TerminalMontage

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no just a smrpg fan fricking tired of your rostergayging bullshit and shitflinging like this moron right here

          Geno was a smashbros meme

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you too homosexual, you keep saying "hurrr smashgays" so sit the frick down homie

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                peanuts

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno was a smashbros meme

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have SMRPG on my actual SNES and I've wanted both Geno and Mallow in Smash for a long time

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I see someone saw Doobus Foobus or whatever the fricks tweet. Geno was the punching bag after Ultimate just like Ridley before him. You all were so sure Geno was an easy target to hate on and troll with when suddenly the Mario RPG remaster came out of nowhere and fricked it all up. In the end you lost and this is just a sad attempt to act like this isn’t a massive Geno win.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what i was thinking as well. it's just rostergays seething and trying to shit on the character, when literally the snes game has been there for AGES and available on wii, wii u and even the snes mini memed here

      Geno was a smashbros meme

      i find it hard to believe they didn't use that "ammo" sooner to shit on geno.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        geno was clearly planned by brawls dev time as shown by the data for beware the forest mushrooms, but sakurai couldnt get him in, be it because of time, resources, or not being able to negotiate rights with square.

        obviously rostergays wanted to shit on him every time since then because they reason sakurai would never put him in, and certainly sakurai wasnt helping with relegating him to a mii costume in sm4sh and SSBU.

        the truth is that now Geno is gonna get in for Smash6 since SMRPG is selling fine, be it main roster or DLC, he is now 100% confirmed. (now it would be better if he were confirmed for the obvious new SSBU expansion/upgrade for the switch 2, which is TOTALLY coming next year by the way. but that cant happen because the geno costume which makes gunner look identical to him is there)

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah even back int he 90s I thought he was a homosexual.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smithy is a better character than Geno

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      smithy is just an autistic moron that wanted to reign mario's world because ????

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better than "DUDE, STARS" that is Geno. Also, he looks cooler and probably could make Genos himself.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question: why Mallow was forgotten while Geno became a meme?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geno is cool both in and out of universe and has the mysterious jrpg party member vibe, mallow is an open book emotionally.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mallow isn't as "cool" as Geno. I still love Mallow though and I want him back just as much as Geno in future games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mallow cries a lot and looks like a fat nerd.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geno has the mystery factor going for him. Some of the shit was schoolyard rumor tier.
      >no dude trust me you can totally Geno Whirl on bosses, try it out on Exor it totally works you can do that with everything if you're good enough!
      >if you go through star road and click on all these different stars in a specific order you can learn Geno's REAL name
      >geno gets a power up with his bullet fist if you also have bowser throwing mario

      Just some of the rumors I remember hearing years ago, it led to the character developing an air of mystery that lingered, meanwhile mallow never had any of that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geno whirl
      Cooler introduction than Mallow
      Is a better party member so people like him more
      Rawest Forest
      His hands can shoot bullets

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never got the hype behind Geno Whirl besides 9 year olds going OOOOOO 9999 damage. It can only crit trash enemies you can kill without even spending FP to begin with.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you could ACTUALLY oneshot Exor, which led to mew-style schoolyard rumors being spread around by That Guy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i never got the hype behind geno whirl besides 9 year olds going OOOOOO 9999 damage
          Considering that when you unlock the move you’re lucky to hit over 100 damage in a single attack, it’s really cool that a character could do something that strong.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember being the only person in my friend group that even knew what the frick a "Final Fantasy" was when we played SMRPG.
          And none of them believed me that Culex was a final fantasy reference or that you could have all of your guys with 9999 HP and dealing 9999 damage in ff6

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally in all counts the fricking cutout of him from nintendo magazines. It looked cool and most people didn't know where the frick it came from.
      Boshi is cooler though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For people that were 10 when it originally came out, Mallow is a gay puffball whiny crybaby b***h at the beginning of the game, and worthless in battle after you get Peach. Geno is hypercompetent, knows everything and is from space and has a badass cape, a gun for an arm, and can shoot lasers and do 9999 damage at level 11.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thread should have ended here, I don't understand how it's even still a question at this point. Back in the day if you were playing casually Mallow was not only not very appealing at all but get's benched when Bowser and Peach show up. Geno was just cooler in almost every way, had a fantastic introduction and a great farewell.

        >b-but the story
        underage Nintendo mario fans didn't give a crap about that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool design
      Forest music
      Cool design
      Lasers and hand guns
      Is a useful party member
      Cool design
      Forest music

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Forest music
        the forest theme is so overrated I never liked it.

        I liked "Danger Aplenty on the Journey" much better. its a better composition despite in parts being a blatant ripoff of Tchaikovsky's Russian Dance Trepak.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the forest theme is so overrated I never liked it.
          Thats cool, that a cool opinion. 99% of people disagree and the music is tied to geno

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            do 99% of people really like it. apparently Yoko doesn't even think it's one of the better tracks.
            do they think it sounds catchy? goofy? mysterious? beautiful/melodic?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the last three, mysterious, beautiful and melodic.
              the snes instrumentation was also quite whimsical.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?si=E6aPi8hxyOligPBE
              Mostly Newgrounds nolstalgia.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Geno was edgy and cool, and in the 90s/00s that was the thing to like.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was never edgy lmao
        he's just stoic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          edgy as in appearance

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            he always looked like a creepy euro to me at this angle

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          edgy as in appearance

          >edgy
          >turns into a cannon and shoots a giant smiley face sun

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            For Mario a character using weapons and explosives is in fact edgy

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >BWAAAAAAAA

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guns and lightsabers
    Shit is dope, homie

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All cloud people wear some sort of clothing
      >This b***h is naked and touching/ kissing anything that makes her horny

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine her sucking your dick like that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Body Slam: Throws all her weight down
          >Gale Force: Blows hard enough to knock a man down
          >Lip Lock: A kiss that drains life force
          Built for sex

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all these years and still so little porn
        y

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno is a biblically accurate angel inhabiting a doll

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching fans of the series stream this game to see actual people form their opinions rather than the redditors shitting up this place.
    Everyone is giving it overwhelming praise.
    The only controversy is Mac the Knife being renamed Claymorton

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Claymorton bothers me much less than Speardovich.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mack becoming Claymorton is nothing compared to what they did to my boy Yaridovich.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Claymorton bothers me much less than Speardovich.

        Claymorton is a good name, Speardovich isn't. He should have at least be called Spearidovich.

        His name should have been Javelinovich

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ivanlatl

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Claymorton is a good name, Speardovich isn't. He should have at least be called Spearidovich.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mallow in Smash should play like a hybrid between kirby and pikachu

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly he'd has much more interesting moveset potential as a Smash Bros. character than Geno.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Geno joins and proceeds to not get another line of dialogue until Peach joins and until the final moment at the end of the game
    >Mallow gets an entire arc all about him and his parents, who all actively help Mario

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie didn't play the game
      he has lines at star hill, and at the factory, as well as after getting the last star piece.
      mallow basically never talks after reuniting with his parents, besides a few lines at the factory like the rest of the party.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i love the white kirby

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Well anon... Would you give the Stars and rule by my side?"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Head too big

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >removed boob jiggle
      >Ganker is suspiciously quiet
      Any reason why?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We already talked about it to death after the first trailer.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    spurdovich

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Mallow is way weaker than Geno and Bowser. Nearly every single Romhack for SMRPG focuses on making Mallow not complete shit. Also, the remake buffed him

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah "Geno game" shit was a massive lie. No one gave a frick about him when it was released and people actually preferred Mallow. I hate Genogays.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says this while all the fanart and flash animations back then had geno only

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno is black-coded and therefore a better character

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno just looks cool.

    That’s it.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frog thread?

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the chaos if Mallow got in smash instead of Geno

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Smash invitation flying through the sky
      >camera pans down
      >trees appear
      >SMRPG forest theme starts playing
      >BAM
      >the invitation is hit by an arrow and is sent to the ground
      >BOWYER SPRINGS INTO BATTLE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But then SURPRISE
        It's Punchinello

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          did Punchinello get a name change?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, but he doesn't do the James Bond quote. One of the Toads still does the "I'm shaken, not stirred" thing.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"I'm shaken, not stirred"
              what was the last Bond movie where he actually said that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yoda if he were a catboy.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY CANT I MOVE AFTER A BATTLE WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried not killing everything that gets in your way, you monster?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      flee the battle?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cant escape for some stupid reason

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's silly i just assumed you could like the og from the defend menu

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm late, why don't they throw the peace sign out?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miyamoto got butthurt about it like 15 years ago because he thought it made Mario look too kiddie.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick up how you can see his body isn't actually attached to his pants in remake. it ends there.
      what's in his shoes? what makes his legs move?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        magic dumb dumb ADUHHHHHH

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mallow has soul
    geno is literally a soulless puppet moved by isekai god power

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GUYS WHY DID GENO BECOME A MEME

    >It's the 90's
    >Peak SNES Mario, Peak DBZ
    >Mario suddenly has a star powered super stronk quiet wooden robot boy that shoots lasers, 9999 damages, does full screen rainbow blast attacks, and searches the world for wish granting stars
    >Built to fight alien weapons that took over the mushroom kingdom

    You wouldn't get it, of course autistic kids went crazy

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Booster is actually the best smrpg character

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its kind of crazy how good booster is
      he doesn't have too much of a presence in the game but his character is really fun and his music is great

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's odd they didn't just use wario who had existed for like 5 years by that point
        booster is like a mario world version of chris chan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Booster is Wario's half-twin absorbed in the womb, and is honestly a moronic manchild whereas Wario is more of an aggressive, nasty, narcissist. You probably could use Wario instead of Booster but it won't have the same end result because whether it's 20 years ago or over the weekend, I'm just sitting here thinking that Booster is more of an insane weirdo than Wario is. He doesn't know what a party is and thinks you're supposed to boil a cake, but he'll do something oddly nice for you if you help him get his doll, and he wants to play hide and seek with the princess strapped to his back. Wario would have an easier time filling in for Croco.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah i forget that croco is basically that entire tough guy role in the game already, as well as boshi i guess
            i don't have a lot of knowledge on wario's persona to be honest, other than just being that crazy typical villain/kill em all guy
            but booster is like that guy just if he were autistic and it works really well

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i don't have a lot of knowledge on wario's persona to be honest, other than just being that crazy typical villain/kill em all guy
              Wario's not even that, he's just very much obsessed with fame and fortune and loves both dirtying his hands by cheating and getting his hands dirty by brute force. He has his own bizarre streak but it's nothing like Booster's childishness.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, Wario is just excessively greedy. Booster is Chris-chan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Booster definitely was Wario but then they changed him because Wario started getting actual character

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Wario kidnapped Peach that might have been seen as weird for his character to be honest

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's actually pretty in line with early wario, so i believe into

            Booster definitely was Wario but then they changed him because Wario started getting actual character

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The remix was great

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        booster lobby and the map theme are the best remake tracks for me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm highly upset that I would.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why his design is so similar to Wario and they didn't just use him? Not complaining, I like booster, but I feel like they opted for a new character for some reason

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it probably was supposed to be wario but because of how he acts they couldn't use him
        who knows

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what, frick geno
    booster should be in smash

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will be a Wario clone with his train as the motorbike

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno would be better for Smash. Mallow would basically be Ness.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mallow would basically be Ness
      I'm sure they could make his attacks unique. His rain cloud moves aren't really a thing we've seen in smash before, but I'd have to figure out how they'd make lighting attacks different from Pikachu or Hero, maybe just a wider range? I'd love his long punch to be a smash attack tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could easily make them drop from the sky as a heavy, physical bolt a short distance away from his body.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they'll make a sequel now that square has expressed interest in cheap b titles?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe now square will finally push the big red 'chrono trigger remake' button they've been staying at for twenty years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it would be in that awful 2d/3d blent that square is doing with all their remakes and rpg right now. I dont want Chrono Trigger to look like Octopath Taveler, sorry

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No fricking way do I want them touching Chrono Trigger without Sakaguchi.
        They would FF7 remake frick it up and add in all that other bullshit like Dalton killing everyone no matter what ending you get and all that gay shit from Chrono Cross.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geno's an angel possessing a doll.
    >"I answer to a higher authority."
    Also he's cool.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's wasn't for the bestiary completion shit i wouldn't see him in battle for the rest of the game after you get Bowser.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    genogays will never stop losing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lost to banjo
      >lost to minecraft steve
      >lost to joker
      >lost to something like eight different fire emblem characters by this point
      >going to lose to mallow
      It's genover

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im hoping for both to get in smash 6

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd want a tag team with them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          theres not gonna be a smash6 yet.

          >SSB64 turns 25 next year
          >Switch 2 will be revealed next year
          >Amiibo packaging is becoming generic, removing all mentions of the switch and 3ds, since now nintendo is futureproofing the Amiibo for future consoles.
          >Sora Amiibo is in production now...
          >...and yet, SSBU doesnt have data for Sora in its latest update, meaning they have to update the game once more to add him (and since MK8DX sold so well with the expansion, they wont do just that)

          as a way to entice people to buy the switch 2, as well as to implement the data for all remaining amiibo AND celebrating Smash's 25th anniversary, they will make an update for SSBU with new content. unfortunately Geno wont be playable because the current Mii costume is a perfect copy of Geno. MAYBE they will add Mallow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lose what Black person
      i already got my wish granted of seeing my dude in full hd and in the spotlight again

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... is Booster inbred or something? Each generation of his family looks more deformed than the last.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The better question is, how in the frick is his family line still going?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to think those are all the same Booster, he just wore costumes for the paintings.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mallow and Geno are just warming the slot until Peach and Bowser enter.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem of liking "cool" characters? Geno isn't even an edgy character like some morons believe.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme song

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >falls down and cries and pees his pants and gets nothing done through his own power until he's granted a kingdom by birthright
    why is he better than anyone?

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His story is
    >I thought I was a frog, but I wasn't.
    and he's just a black mage. Geno is proto-Vincent and his personal story is the plot of the game: get the stars back.

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone is now gay and trans
    >people now identify with Mallow, the little pussy gay homosexual cloud guy
    >they now dislike Geno, the cool star spirit who has few words and serves a higher power (Jesus)
    pottery

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always preferred Smithy and his gang over Geno.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly find it funny to dunk on Geno because of all the dumbass Smash-secondaries it pisses off. Also I could make the argument that Geno is the true troony-core character because he arbitrarily chose his body because he thought it looked cool. Not to mention his whole manipulative bullshit narrative about how nobody can do anything to better themselves if they can't wish upon stars.
      But frankly I like both Geno and Mallow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >genogays are so mindbroken over people discovering their beloved character is shit that they're starting to do mental olympics to connect a significantly better character to trannies for no reason
      kek, embarrassing

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >named mallow because he's a white poofy guy but also because he's a MARSHmallow because he lives in a swamp
    Kino

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Rosalina the one to give Geno life?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is a Rosalina?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, Rosalina is just a space traveler

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can we conclude about society now that we know that boomers preferred Geno and zoomers prefer Mallow?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Ball Z doesn't have a chokehold anymore?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We want to be white.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Smithy is the better character.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boomers
      Very few baby boomers play video games or are dead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What boomers?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers are crying babies which identify themselves as crying babies and "Boomers" (you means Millennials you moron) get shit done

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me they didn't do Geno Beam justice in the remake without telling me they didn't do Geno Beam justice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geno Beam is Geno Beam

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks he's trolling us SMRPG fans
    >implying we aren't thrilled they like one of the OCs

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick bowser

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Goombas want to frick Bowser?

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree.
    Mallow deserve some love. The problem are the smashgays.

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