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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THE COUNT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't work in 2020, not going to work now /misc/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit raid my fellow Ganker homosexual, next question ?

      Thats the power of anti-censorship games

      [...]

      >good game gets high numbers
      Cry about it, troons

      >Ganker is indistinguishable from reddit now
      Sad to see

      Honest question, has Ganker ever lost this hard before? I honestly can't remember the last time so many factions on Ganker were this throughly btfo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean like when leftist liberals whined about how refugees are protrayed in the game? or how there's only one black playable character in the game? or when there were sexy women in the game?

        oh what a loss

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a win for Ganker and loss for /misc/
        this game was always hyped to no end until /misc/ saw bear sex and went bonkers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Ganker liked bear sex?
        This is a win for us

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so many factions btfo
        nostalgiatards, rtwpgays, shazamgays, pearl clutching polgays, puritans, politics-pushing libtards, doomposters, lazy AAA devs, the list goes on
        hell I'd argue Ganker as a whole has been btfo since the game is so popular they're driven by their contraianism to hate it even though they know it's a fantastic game
        The cherry on top would be if all this discussion about bg3 smothers Starfield hype entirely

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          strange you didnt mention how zeldagays and tendies are assblasted over bg3 having a higher score

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are irrelevant, forgotten.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tendies and zeldagays seething at scores
            Oh yeah, them too. Sorry, I forgot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is not a fricking soccer team you fricking homosexual troony

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker is not a fricking soccer team
          Yes it is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it is

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they still do this? the joke has long passed its welcome

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              final day happening right now https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >factions on Ganker
        Consider suicide Timmy you weird dog-looking sociopathic geek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has Ganker ever lost this hard before
        Why is every, and I mean fricking EVERY goddamn new videogame release a tribal conflict for (you) miserable, unloved homosexuals
        IT'S JUST A VIDEOGAME
        PLAY IT OR MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF MAKING PLAYING IT OR NOT PLAYING A PART OF YOUR PERSONALITY
        NO ONE FRICKING CARES. YOU'RE ACTIVELY DEGRADING THE QUALITY OF THIS BOARD AND FURTHER, YOU ARE JUST EXHAUSTING TO BE AROUND. FLING YOUR SHIT ELSEWHERE, FESTERING c**t

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          because gays like

          i don't think Ganker was this blown the frick out go woke go broke right fellas

          are here to shill it. like 22 threads wasn't enough

          >its not shilling
          first of all, the game sold only 1.8 million in 4 days, that's nothing if you compare it with big players, second kys.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >IT'S DA SHIIIIIILLLS
            >YOU CAN'T HECKING TALK ABOUT GAMES ON Ganker
            just like it's DA JOOOOOZ am i right?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAY SEX IS NOT VIDEO GAMES?
              >WHAT DO YOU MEAN NUMBER OF PLAYERS IS NOT VIDEO GAMES?
              lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >optional sex scene help me Black person man
                >lots of people with the same taste are playing a game that caters to the im going insane
                you lost

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's just optional stuff
                >it's not like the characters throw themselves at you and the game is riddled with gross shit
                at least you're not ddenying anymore that you're playing a game made for troons and gays

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people throwing themselfs at me it's le bad unless japan does it
                >literal akward humor is le bad unless japan does it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >japan is ... le bad
                >homosexuals and Black folk are ... le good
                lmao. you're too easy to spot

                the left is composed of hypocrites

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I find it baffling that they somehow got tricked into thinking that Ganker was against the game in the first place, to the point that they decided to come here and proclaim how BG3 somehow btfo Ganker.
            I guess some people are just easy to manipulate.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you considered that not everything fits in your dogmatic us versus them worldview?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am from the faction that supports more serious RPGs and dislikes marvelesque stuff and overabundance on sex. I feel like BG3, while a good game, has set my faction miles years behind now
        marvel-tier shit will further infuse vidya

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is unironically up there with 2020. the seethe is hilarious

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was fun week

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pays twenty bucks for eggs

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            moronic trump cultist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU CAN'T STOP ME! AH, AH, AH!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cannot stop a force of nature

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit raid my fellow Ganker homosexual, next question ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker is indistinguishable from reddit now
      Sad to see

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it always has been and you're moronic to think it is anything other than a massive overlap. the "Ganker only" is an extremely small percent of Ganker users.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, a reddit thread with 500 likes is responsible for 750k people playing BG3 on Sunday. That's got to be it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the left is composed of hypocrites

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why my pedophilia is not tolerated???

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          2D Pedophilia same as your 2D bestiality

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know you would very much want it to be so, but no. People attracted children should be executed, be it leftoid, who tries to give them "sexual education" or rightoid who calls them e-girl.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't contorl who I'm attracted to

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my problem.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And people attracted to dogs shouldn't? lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's progressive and a new cultural hit, chud.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dog frickers are mentally ill and don't influence society.
                Kid frickers are mentally ill and do influence society by molesting children. Simple as.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fapping to pixels = molesting someone
                Ganker is full of mass killers by that logic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're fapping to e-girls - you are attracted to children.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you kill in games you enjoy murder.
                There's an entire universe of distance between doing something in fantasy and actually trying to do the real thing. I just don't think any kind of fictional shit should be banned because of shitty and double-standard reddit users morals

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is such a weak argument, most people mow down enemies in cod because that's simply the gameplay loop, people are desensitized and don't care
                HOWEVER
                when it comes to rpgs you will instantly notice the majority of people always pick the good options because only genuinely evil people go out of their way to be evil. So yes, if you are a dark urge player you're likely a psychopath irl

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you actually think a lot of those cod players would not enjoy actually shooting at random people if they somehow got a free pass from the law to do it?
                The other thing could be just roleplay. Again, you do things in games and art that you would never do irl. One day you play a romantic game, the other you play a harem game. All just fantasy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                many cod players would enjoy shooting people irl the military funds the production of cod for a reason after all

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet they will never do it because 99.999% of people know how to differentiate immoral (but yet harmless) fiction from real life

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                blackpill is they actually don't, people say they do, but always cave the instant you bring up killing kids in skyrim or something

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >many cod players would enjoy shooting people irl
                They're called Black folk

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you kill in games you enjoy murder.
                And there is a very legal way to do it in real life while protecting your society, it is called joining millitary. Pedophilia has no equivalent.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pedophilia has no equivalent
                It's called being filthy fricking rich

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just start executing humans of any race culture or creed at this point.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              this game has nice dialogue

              Dog frickers are mentally ill and don't influence society.
              Kid frickers are mentally ill and do influence society by molesting children. Simple as.

              don't forget the whole LGBTQP basket of mental illnesses, leftist white american liberal

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Right wingers want to prevent sex education specifically because it prevents sexual abuse

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody cares about bestiality.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the poor pixels are suffering!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No?
          https://archive.is/20220111001315/https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The reason you post it from the archive is because the post was nuked and author banned.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >nuked
              https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the left is composed of hypocrites

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          uhhhhmmm its 2023 sweaty, pedophobia is a no-no ok?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fgo r*ddit already had specific rules for existing e-girl servants before getting banned, among the lines of "you can only post X servant ascension 1, 3 and 4" they just got blindsided by the addition of a new e-girl servant that wasn't on the list.
        The r*ddit admins having a fit is the exact reason why they are forced to censor themselves.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >official in-game e-girl artwork
        Somebody post it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Posting it would make the admins delete Ganker

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quick post it
            Hurry Time is of the essence we are on the precipice of making the wold an objectively better place

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly it's not even that bad, I'm sure other games like BA have similar ones.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >non-sexual pose
                >not a male in sight
                >bikini on a pool scene which makes total sense
                I'm willing to bet that if the bottoms didn't have that cutout in the middle and her vegana bones weren't so defined this would've gone under the radar.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It annoys me way more than it should when people confuse "mod" with "admin"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was a glitch and it was unbanned within hours. It affected a couple dozen subreddits that did not have e-girls like /r/ballpython.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          liar
          they changed a frickton of rules specifically for that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you actually read the thing you posted you fricking dumbass?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This was a glitch and it was unbanned within hours. It affected a couple dozen subreddits that did not have e-girls like /r/ballpython.

              you're a troony and you'll never be a woman

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rightoid has to lie to make the left appear bad
        Why even do this?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally true
          Also

          the rest of the game does however. that pic was just to illustrate how fricking moronic reddit is

          and

          >sex is good (when I approve it)

          get fricked you dishonest low iq imbecile

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          the left is composed of hypocrites

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pedophilia is socially unacceptable
        why do weebs have such a hard time grasping this?
        yes everything except e-girl is allowed e-girl will NEVER be permissible, accept it. Your deranged fetish is worse than scat. You are a freak and a borderline criminal

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Liking girls with small proportions puts you in the same league as German poopoo fetishists
          So how come shortstacks, goblins, lalafells and "gremlins" are all fine?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it puts you in the same league as people who like children and those are worse than scat fetishists. There is no other reason to like "e-girl" shit aside from pedophilia.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron take

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you like about the 1000 year old dragon in the 5 year old girls body then? What is it that you find sexually appealing about the child's body?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              very true, but wait for the usual
              >its a drawing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              very true, but wait for the usual
              >its a drawing

              the LGBTQP fetish is just as bad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            e-girlcons wanna frick a child with a child's body and malleable, under-developed kid brain they can groom. shortstack appreciators want a smug, fully psychologically realized adult who just so happens to be 3ft tall with fat fricking breasts and venus hips. they're dramatically different and if you can't see that you have brain damage.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          SHE'S 17 YEARS AND 365 DAYS IN A LEAP YEAR OLD YOU SICK FRICK

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            e-girl specifically depicts pre-pubertate children. Attraction to them is the deffinition of pedophilia. You have no argument and need to have a nice day.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Liking girls with small proportions puts you in the same league as German poopoo fetishists
          So how come shortstacks, goblins, lalafells and "gremlins" are all fine?

          "e-girls" in anime don't realistically model actual girl kids.
          They have levels of mental sophistication that IRL you can only expect from mature women with small proportions.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >r/guro
          Do you think killing women and raping their corpses is socially acceptable?
          Obviously neither is fine in real life, but they're drawings and not real life. Either you ban all depictions of crimes (lmao), or you ban none of it. Drawing an arbitrary line doesn't make any sense since the severity of the acts is not objective.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SHE'S A DRAWN LITTLE GIRL ITS NOT THE SAME IM NOT A PEDOHPILE
          >IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >e-girltatards spend 20 years being twice as insufferable as furries ever were, sticking their fetish in everyone's faces and publicly shitting on everyone and everything that doesn't pander to them
        >wtf why does everyone hate me double standard much?
        Nobody ACTUALLY cares about e-girls, this is simply punishment because you decided to be annoying homosexuals for decades

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >e-girltatards spend 20 years being twice as insufferable as furries ever were
          AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          >hardcore niche CRPG only sold 1.8 million and only had 800,000 people playing simultaneously. PS5 version not out yet but only the top selling pre-order on the ps store.
          Cope

          >top selling pre-order on the ps store
          wow that's fricking nothing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the left is composed of hypocrites

      why are you pretending you're better than redditors, twittertroons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Utterly BEAR BROKEN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a conspiracy
      I don't know about you but [...]
      sounds pretty straightforward to me

      >this reddit post with whopping 574 (five hundred seventy four) upboats is responsible for 875k concurrent players
      How deluded does one have to be to think like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy smokes! Five hundred whole updoots?? That explains everything!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >question ?
      begone phoneposter

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats the power of anti-censorship games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's the power of anti corporate greed games.
      You're a fricking moron if you think what's selling this game is sex appeal and not traditional game developer views. This is selling because it's a solid full game that doesn't require you to take out a mortgage to play.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No censorship only applies when it's for my political side!!!!
        Fricking contrarianism as ""ideology"" homosexual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The censorship thing you made up in your head doesnt count for shit, idiot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a moronic post. It's a flavor of the month game that appeals to reddit so redditors are playing it. Don't worry, it'll have sub 50,000 daily players in a month like basically every other CRPG that's ever come out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a single player game loses its players the more people finish it
          AHHHHHHHH SAY IT AINT SO

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good games keep a cult following for decades. BG3 won't. Cope.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am playing the GOG Galaxy version

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I like not having to ask permission to play my games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > my games
        When GoG goes out of business, how are you going to get access to “your” games?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dude you don't really own your furniture what if your house catches on fire, money stolen bro

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not what I asked

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll have all installers downloaded on an external drive

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't GOG's whole shtick that they're DRM-free? I can launch something like EYE, Postal, or Dragon Age without even having to open the GOG galaxy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, you really have no idea what's one of the strong suits of GOG is have you?
          You can grab installer packages, keep them on a hard-drive and easily install them whenever you want without ever going online.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The steam version has no DRM.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how many copies were sold on GOG? It's been top seller on GOG for a month now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. While I believe in piracy, it was worth the money

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's called a "weekend"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aparently tonns of neets can't grasp this concept. They would unironically screenshot playercount at 4 am cest on monday morning and spam "it's over"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true, after 12 years I tend to forget when the wagies have their mandatory breaks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gankerbros... normalchads are laughing at us again...

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm idling the game right now, doing my part to own the Gankerpol chuds sisters!

    LOGIN

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good game gets high numbers
    Cry about it, troons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game literally caters to troons you troon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the game literally caters to troons you troon
        Show me where the troon catering is...oh wait you haven't played it, you can't.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of my female PCs have big dicks, no mods required. Also Philosophy Tube voices a character.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >All of my female PCs have big dicks, no mods required
            Sounds more like a projection since you're the one who made a troon character when nobody forced you to.
            >Also Philosophy Tube voices a character.
            Literally who?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i made a troony character
            >therefore the game caters to troons
            Hmm

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone going back to it after work during the week, me included.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the left so good at making games?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I must say this is the strongest marketing campaign I’ve ever seen on the internet. Larian outdid themselves on that front

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paying a office full of shitskins to post about your product for a month is affordable these days

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh shills
      It's sad you gays only have this as your cry when yet another game sells a bajillion copies and is popular despite your brain damaged world view. Has there ever been a cope as sad as "muh shills"?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Shazam’s death scream. We’ll find his corpse hanging from a tree down, down down by the river.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its not shilling
        first of all, the game sold only 1.8 million in 4 days, that's nothing if you compare it with big players, second kys.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hardcore niche CRPG only sold 1.8 million and only had 800,000 people playing simultaneously. PS5 version not out yet but only the top selling pre-order on the ps store.
          Cope

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it's pc only? That makes sense, I thought this game was a sleeper hit but if it's only on one platform then no wonder if has a high steam player count (smaller than Harry Potter, though.)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"muh shills"?
        >"it's just luck"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every popular game is being shilled unless its a game I like then its just natural.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if it sold well. If you're coming on Ganker posting the exact same threads with the exact same pictures and saying the exact same things over and over again, filling up the catalog, you're obviously shilling the game. I don't know why idiots like you think marketers don't come here.
        >dur hurr it must be because it's popular
        Then most of these threads would be just talking about the game and not saying stupid shit like "WE WON!" or "WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING THIS RIGHT NOW?". I seriously don't get how anons can be this fricking ignorant.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHILLS SHILLS SHILLS SHI--ACK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, TORtanic really ruined a whole generation of troons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you imagine living like this? It’s so pathetic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still posting this fake bullshit even after it was proven fake multiple times over via the pussy who originally posted it refusing to back up his claims in any way, shape, or form
        you morons are the architects of your own fricking misery

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao. is that the narrative you're going with?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more watertight than your narrative of an imaginary group of discord dwellers and their concerted shitposting effort because they're fans of another game, a narrative held up entirely through insecurity and not backed up with actual evidence.
            You people are worse than old women.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The same threads being posted dozens of times per day for months on end isn't evidence enough?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This shit happens for every big game. That doesn't mean it's a dedicated group just for you, it means it's your average garden variety fricking troll, you insipid goblin.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just slaughtered a whole goblin camp then brought the one who instigated it back to life momentarily to talk shit to him, the game is good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no you didn't
        you rolled a bunch of dice for hours and hours

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You werent born when Genshin Impact released.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not shilling if homosexuals do it for free.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic shilling is still shilling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that was cyberpunk. This is actual organic popularity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh. Dead space remake also did the hired pajeet marketing thing and as gay gate 3 it had sudden praise spam leading into the release and a couple of weeks after it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't believe they paid asmongold to call them chads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >strongest marketing campaign

      Nah that was and is Cyberpunk by a landslide margin.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cyberpunk didn't spend 2 years in early access, why was the game in early access to begin with?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it should have. Imagine Cyberpunk but the first act is as expansive and reactive as BG3. You get to bro it up with Jackie for 30+ hours before he dies.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Given the vastly two different styles of how the games are played I don't think thats possible

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wake up, I lunch, I sleep.
    Why are gamers such creatures of routine?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Collapse of standards

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will stop the count. FULL FRICKING THROTTLE

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut it down.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are enjoying a videogame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people are shilling a video game
      FTFY

      reddit raid my fellow Ganker homosexual, next question ?

      >its not shilling
      first of all, the game sold only 1.8 million in 4 days, that's nothing if you compare it with big players, second kys.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you so obsessed with this are you a fricking shareholder?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bethesda shills are getting desperate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shareholder
      Larian is not publicly traded company

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >still whining about the Harry Potter game
    I wish you troonys could actually find love so we didn’t have to be your only social life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You bought a game with a troony in it though?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bought
        ahahahahaha

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to find some information on this gay shill propaganda.
    Especially when one of the tr*nnoids freaks out and leaks shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My fricking sides the chuddies are absolutely schizo now

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw not one of the 800k
    Feels good to not be an npc sheeple

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    willing to do my part if somebody gift me a copy of it, wink wink

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drop your infos and I'll send it to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        infos?
        such as?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can find DRM free versions

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those little valleys in the graph are called "bedtime" my homie

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks consistent with people going to fricking bed and picking it up again later

    BROS.... WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a Steam official writing Baldur's Gate 3 on all incoming ballot! We have to stop the count!

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how much do steam charge companies to manipulate the numbers

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    even with one million, the white man game won, no wooke garbage or homosexualry, pure gameplay + best couple in the industry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the white man game
      Do yo ever read the shit you post?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BoTW/ToTK
      >no woke garbage

      Hyrule's lore was retconned and founded by an interspecies couple and not even going to mention Link's disgusting uncanny-valley design and how it founded tons of degenerate doujins with the Gerudo crossdressing shit.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS IT TRENDING UPWARDS YOU TOLD ME ONLY DAY ONE MATTERS

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright I’ll bite, wtf are these games even about? Is it just more generic fantasy bow and arrow horseback shit or are these games actually good? Is there a story from 1 and 2 that continues into part 3?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's about being sex-positive and nothing else. The game itself sucks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 is a direct sequel to 1.
      3 can be played independently.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a psuedoisometric crpg, similar to Divinity OS.
      It takes place 100 years after BG 1 and 2, there are some references to those but nothing crucial to 3s story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watching badly animated sfms of gays buttfricking and spamming charts on Ganker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gods of murder, tyranny and necromancy have teamed up once again to try and ruin the world in some overcomplicated plot because they're seething that capital G God demoted them after they tried it last time.
      Now you are here to finish them off for good, also there are squids that eat your brain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are kidnapped by mind-eating octopus faces from space and they put a parasite larvae that burrows into your brain inside you. It's how they reproduce, like facehuggers from alien. As the ship you are on warps around they get fricked up and crash. Now you have to find a way to save yourself before you turn into an abomination in a hivemind.
      That's the basic setup.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and what is the ending then? Not going to bother wading through 40+ hours of gay porn for some rushed finish as is always with these mid budget productions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just wacky fantasy hijinks with rng attacks.
      Basically Morrowind but if released this year.

      The game is not very political.
      All the political shitposting is just troonys trying to gaslight bystanders that the game is some kind of woke victory after they got btfo’d by the hogwarts game.
      You’ll find that neither “side” can come up with any examples of the game being particularly political.
      And no, obvious fujo-bait romance subplots that can easily be avoided are not “woke”.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The game is not very political.
        lol
        lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're a schizo, gays existing is political
          good thing you stay inside. outside is political

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why don't you and your twittroon friends keep your shit out of the site?

            Troon mods keep removing anything exposing the fake viral shillery for this game

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              shilling your own twitter is a new low, even for a schizoid like you

              https://twitter.com/kawaiibyperunk/status/1688317732821794816
              >4 likes
              >chuddies had to deep dive into this shithole site for any shill proof and this is the best they got
              OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >s-stop noticing things chud
                why are you spamming the board?

                >its not shilling
                first of all, the game sold only 1.8 million in 4 days, that's nothing if you compare it with big players, second kys.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You’ll find that neither “side” can come up with any examples of the game being particularly political.
        You can decide pronouns, 'body type', voice, and genitals all independently of each other.
        The companion romances are obviously written by a socially-progressive young woman who's really into casual sex and polyamory.
        Speaking of the companions, the females are all mid or ugly, while the men get to be attractive.
        Conspicuous diversity.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leftist crafted game.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most normie npc game of the decade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie Breath of the Wild 2 just released like 3 months ago lmao

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This site's obsession with steam charts and viewer counts is lame and gay

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the weekend.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >create a d&d 5e game
    >everyone who has friends plays d&d
    >thus the videogame is successful
    I know I know, difficult to grasp but it's true. Popular things are in fact popular

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone who has friends play d&D
      >d&d revenue its only around 1.5 billion per year
      hahaha, there are free games who make more than the entire WotC

      >hardcore niche CRPG only sold 1.8 million and only had 800,000 people playing simultaneously. PS5 version not out yet but only the top selling pre-order on the ps store.
      Cope

      >hardcore niche
      >while shilling for months before the game was out
      kys bot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there are free games who make more than the entire WotC
        It's free to enter the casino too anon. Bad comparison.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch a longplay of this game on youtube
    >Starts with a 7 minute long cutscene
    >Opening area has big greasy butthole doors
    >All of the dialogue reads like YA fiction novels
    >Can't decide if it wants to narrate everything you do or not
    >Every character makes really awkward facial expressions like they're taking a dump
    >Need to watch a dice roll for everything you do because... You just do, okay?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of 2020s Ganker.

      Shitting on a game you've never even played. have a nice day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a longplay of this game on youtube
      you have to go back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a longplay of this game on youtube
      >

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sold less than FF16
    >less peak player than Elden Ring
    Give it up. 3 Bald Gays lost.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this board has been crying about BG3 24/7 for over a month now
    >every thread is full of schizos screaming shills, esg money, israelites, etc.
    How do you not get tired? How do you people even function in real life?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you even function in real life?
      They don’t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      schizos do not live in the real world they simply ignore any proof that runs contrary to their beliefs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are schizos here that shitpost a topic for YEARS. It's literally mental illness. Don't try to reason it or find a logic, it's just obsession and it doesn't stop until the next obsession hits.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>this board has been crying about BG3 24/7 for over a month now
      Has it or are you making shit up again to be angry at?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There has been but at the same time trolls and offsite gays have been posting OH NONONONO GankerBROS WE LOST TO THE BEAR FRICKING AIIIEEEEEE I KNEEL TO THE TROONS and other such moronation for the same period of time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you even function in real life?
      They don’t.

      schizos do not live in the real world they simply ignore any proof that runs contrary to their beliefs

      There are schizos here that shitpost a topic for YEARS. It's literally mental illness. Don't try to reason it or find a logic, it's just obsession and it doesn't stop until the next obsession hits.

      Discord?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conservatives are mentally ill but people that want to frick animals or cut their genitals off are perfectly sane. Have I got this correct?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you have to let go of all logic and repeat what you hear.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Conservatives are mentally ill
      Yes. Because they're mentally stunted children on a korean basket weaving forum b***hing about magic elves and shit in a fantasy world who can turn into bears and frick you. They literally cannot tell fantasy from reality and we need to reopen all of those loony bins that mush brained moron Reagan closed (you know, an actual president with confirmed dementia at the time he was president), and shove them in there because they have lost touch with reality.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a shame Reagan didn’t die when he was shot. Truly one of the worst fumbles in history.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the people that cry about attractive feminine females in media? Are they mentally ill or perfectly sane?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because they have lost touch with reality.
        lol
        >troony shit everywhere
        >LGBGT shit everywhere
        Yeah the left are totally sane. Anyone who supports dick cutting really has no leg to stand on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        THAT year brought in a lot of unironic 30 year old morons who fall for facebook images. And of course larpers who will definitely be the one to save the west

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP.
    THE.
    COUNT.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game I like that has several threads....le good
    >making the same homosexual engagement baiting thread nonstop....le good
    >popular game I don't like that happens to be popular...le BAD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, entirely unironically. The madder a game makes Ganker the better it is. There has never once been an exception.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Discord? 32 mtf pan demi

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the entire leftist media:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex is bad
      Are chuddies devolving into 2010 era SJWs?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>sex is bad
        Apparently big boobs are bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they cry when things DO get cut for being sexual or whatnot
        Imagine living with such an unstable mindset, it's baffling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they're just calling out their bullshit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex is good (when I approve it)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        puritans are just that moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are obviously the new conservatives now seeing as their values are predictable and repeatable

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're witnessing the best game ever.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troon mods keep removing anything exposing the fake viral shillery for this game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look up this tweet
      >a week ago
      >4 likes
      lol?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, so that's where all these "Ganker mindbroken" morons come from. twatter troonie tourists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >random tweet by a literal who

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker thinks anyone gives a shit about them enough to actually market here
      At best you’re dealing with a bored intern who isn’t getting paid anything extra for talking about any given game here. No one cares about this zoo for mental illness freaks. Black person.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      posting screenshots of your own tweets should be banneable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/kawaiibyperunk/status/1688317732821794816
      >4 likes
      >chuddies had to deep dive into this shithole site for any shill proof and this is the best they got
      OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Second weekend push. By the third we will have the million.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That kino daily pattern of people stopping to play to go to bed, go to work then they get on with their bros to go on an adventure
    SOVL

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair those are two different writers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          im sick and tired of leftist white american liberals cucks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hubba WHAAAAAA????
          YOU MEAN TO TELL ME... THESE GAMES JOURNALISTS... WRITE CONFLICTING FLUFF PIECES????
          ALL THE TIME?????
          YOU MEAN TO TELL ME.... IT'S CLICKBAIT???
          AND I CLICKED IT???
          AND REPOSTING IT TO Ganker ISN'T ACTUALLY BETTER THAN FEEDING THEM VIEWS AND ENGAGEMENT??? IT STILL IS FEEDING THEM VIEWS AND ENGAGEMENT???

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >posting a screenshot = views and engagement
            are you moronic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I can't believe 2 different people have 2 different opinions

        They all think the same.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I can't believe 2 different people have 2 different opinions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will you idiots comprehend that the "press" only writes articles that users click on and give them ad revenue? Outrage sells, sex sells

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A genuinely great game, the likes of which you rarely see these days.

    The definitive proof, if you even needed one at this point, that a lot of Ganker are either terminally online contrarians or far-right schizos.
    Just be aware that this bubble is almost completely disconnected from reality now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how's the ending? does the game deliver or it's just another well made but generic fantasy moment where you kill the bad guy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A genuinely great game
      It's fun, but I wouldn't really class it as 'great'.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAIIIEEEEE SHAZAM SISTERS I JUST PISSED MYSELF! THIS CANNOT BE FRICKING HAPPENING!!!

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    VIDEOGAMES
    What is so fricking hard to understand?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people sleep
    Das amazin!

  49. 11 months ago
    Chud

    i-it's *sniffle* s-shills...millions of s-shills...no way this game is t-THAT popular...*sob*

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shilling can get a game to stand out or diminish competition at a similar time.
    Shilling doesn't fricking get you 800k concurrent users for a week straight.

    Gaming has gotten huge over the last 5 years, you're going to see these numbers breaking more and more records multiple times a year.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how hard Shazam mindbroke Ganker

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    still cant play cause minimpa and map is black, all i see is fricking markers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you one of those Linux gamers i hear about?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        win7 but apparently that happens to people with pre gtx10x0 GPUs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably lack of drivers considering it's nvidia. Try running on Vulkan. But seems like it's time to upgrade my man.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Good luck in an islam nation.
    nta , but Islam is ok with beautiful women in sexy outfits?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, anon is just a racist leftard

  54. 11 months ago
    Chud

    [...]

    AAAIIIIEEE! FORGIVE ME XIR! I WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY!!!

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Most threads on Ganker about this game are 85% people talking about how butthurt Ganker is about something, 2% people "supposedly" butthurt about that something and 13% of people derailing the thread
    >Turns out all that people can talk about outside of Ganker is how butthurt Ganker supposedly is about the game
    >Nobody can seem to be able to play the game without thinking about Ganker

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    a republican state will you, cuck white leftist american liberal b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The states that vote against the things that help them and blame is on da brown people and el jee bee tee devils
      lyl

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you live in majority white areas? why do you not blend in with basketball americans?

        reddit raid my fellow Ganker homosexual, next question ?

        ha ha the game's systems are great

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf anon how do you know where i live, are you in my walls
          or are you writing reality to fit your argument

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are so many spells in this game

            you're a typical american white liberal

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and you're a 3rd world monkey larping as an american conservatice
              off to the sweat shop

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont forget to prep the bull white american liberal b***h

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how about you move to a liberal basketball american infested area?

    https://i.imgur.com/NiUZhFv.png

    the game is very good!

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO DOOMER BROS, IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEEE

    YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BEEEEEEE

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why its so hard to accept that the game is simply good?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hanging from a tree
    Displayed proudly for Ganker to see
    Shazam breathes his last
    Down down down by the river
    DOWN DOWN DOWN BY THE RIVER

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick! They found us.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Being a chud is not a real thing. You are just a reverse troon aka terminally online person
    Yes, both chuds and troons are the same thing.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive never heard of this game before and if its "popular" right now its probably because of random ecelebs streaming the game so everyone will play the game because of it. its a normalgay thing

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally fricked that devil over

    great game

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is bg3 going to hit a new peak tonight?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by the seething in this thread we can only hope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are bears the most oppressed species in the animal kingdom?

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how this game appeals to normgays.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anything that gets shilled enough appeals to normgroids, same shit happened with barbie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is LE CURRENT THING and also of all crpg larian ones have been the most normalgay friendly there is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well one could say reddit is a very special place

      reddit raid my fellow Ganker homosexual, next question ?

      jokes aside the game is basically a big gay agenda and it's getting good boy points for it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        having an offline mode doesn't make it a gay agenda you moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the rest of the game does however. that pic was just to illustrate how fricking moronic reddit is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"offline mode"
        This is how far gaming has fallen that zoomers unironically consider always-online to be the normal and that being able to play offline is a legitimate compliment.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        seethe while i get to watch hot lesbian porn in my game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have 863 games on steam, 585 if you exclude multiplayer only games. Out of all these games I have only ever had ONE game prevent me from playing completely offline. That game was "Scrap Mechanic". This is hardly something to write home about.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Only Hogwarts Legacy has a canon troony character in it, is that why you love it so much?

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever get the feeling that a lot of twitter users come here to get attention from us? Isn't that weird? They hate us but crave our attention? Why is that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't use twatter, I'm here to laugh at you from /vg/.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great game. And marketing hit gold with how viral it got which naturally brought ecelebs to react and play the game to get views which resulted in them shilling the game for free which brought in many new players.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tourist come and go, but TRUE ANUNS STAY HERE FOREVER
    You will never have this site
    You don't even want this site
    It's all petty power games to you
    But for me
    arguing with AUTISTIC FRICKS for no gain or reason is my LIFE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker will always be the worst board on Ganker, none of the other anons respect you.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a good game
    >game sells well
    Huh?

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >long game where less than 20% finished the first act is still being played
    I'm shocked

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    Honest question, has Ganker ever lost this hard before? I honestly can't remember the last time so many factions on Ganker were this throughly btfo

    Do you know the difference between a war and a battle? Progressivism never wins because it goes against nature.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But has history has shown time and again, losing a key battle can easily end the war as well.
      You dont have long left, and you know it. Dont avert your eyes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's why everything has become more progressive since the first world war. Conservatism is taking it's last stand right now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >since the first world war
        You mean since the beginning of civilization? True conservatism would be going back to hunter gathering in small groups.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Progressivism never wins
      What the frick are you talking about? If it never won you'd be still carrying a big stick for Grug, begging him to let you gaze on one of his wives' breasts once in a while.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        youre deliberately conflating human achievement and allowances for degeneracy

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are either finishing it or stopped after Act 2 for being too long

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are noticing it's a gay simulator.
      Also it's funny how they deny that but seethe at the existence of a child race mod. Just ask them: Why is it bad to play as a child in that game? Is not like something explicit would happen to them, right? Really, it has adult content? What kind of adult content the game has to not allow a child race mod? Be specific to see it's true as I can't believe a game would have such explicit content to not be rated as AO or Adults Only.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are noticing it's a gay simulator.
      Also it's funny how they deny that but seethe at the existence of a child race mod. Just ask them: Why is it bad to play as a child in that game? Is not like something explicit would happen to them, right? Really, it has adult content? What kind of adult content the game has to not allow a child race mod? Be specific to see it's true as I can't believe a game would have such explicit content to not be rated as AO or Adults Only.

      samegayging schizoid, are you ok?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          samegayging schizoid, are you ok?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 2 isn't all that long

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eldenchads I think we're safe, their push failed

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >over 800k in game now

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally game of the year & greatest game of all time

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You know what's funny is that despite huge amounts of shilling campaign BG3 sold worse than even fricking FFXVI(3M sales).
    >93% of the players chose to create their own characters(stated by Larian)
    >Less than 1.5M characters created in a game that allows you to create as many characters as you want
    >80% tutorial completion rate, even if everyone created a single character this means 1.8M sales max
    >Supposedly sold 2.5M in early access alone despite numbers not adding up
    >B-but we were supposed to be next Elden Ring/Hogwarts!
    KEK!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in a game that allows you to create as many characters as you want
      1. You can only make one custom player character.
      2. Everyone else is using Origin characters.
      Maybe if you did the barest amount of research you wouldn't post like a buffoon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1. You can only make one custom player character.
        LMAO. You can create as many as you want.
        >2. Everyone else is using Origin characters.
        93% isn't everybody. Less than 120K people chose origin characters.

        Bald and Gay 3 is the epitome of echo chamber. Literally no one gives a shit despite huge amounts of shilling and marketing. You would expect it to sell 20M by the amounts of player count or player shilling yet it sold less than 3M lmoa.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You fricking moron
      This data is only from people that agreed to send their data to Larian
      Most users click "disagree"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most users click "disagree"
        source?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I clicked disagree and I'm always right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost 2 weeks since the release and still no signs of how many copies it sold. Publishers for games I mentioned(Elden Ring, Hogwarts, FFXVI) gave us this data in less than a week. Looks like they just wasted huge amounts of marketing money for fricking nothing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Private companies don't need to say shit. We don't know OS2 sales either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They already announced they sold 2.5 million early access copies moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why isn't this privately owned company giving us hourly updates on exactly how many games it has sold
          >I need to know so I can shitpost on Ganker!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really believe that the game only sold 2x its concurrent player count (even less if you count the GOG players)? Peak mathlet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you really believe that the game only sold 2x its concurrent player count
        Given it's a neet nerd game yeah.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doomposter is a low IQ moron
      Whoa shocking!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So no "average player character" this time?
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      THEY ARE STILL MAD
      OHOHOHOHOHOHOH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam achievements won't count the pre-release players who have yet to start the game since the full release.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with the githyanki

      What the hell is a githyanki

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ lost

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like this, basically. Successful marketing campaign.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based mindbroken schizo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, just to be clear. If you were a massive company who'd invested billions of dollars into a game - this isn't in reference necessarily to BG3, it's in reference to any big game - you WOULDN'T fudge the sales and player count? You'd just let people see that only 10k people were playing your game at launch. You'd just let them bounce off because there was no sense of bandwagoning or FOMO? You'd make an awful businessman.

        these are just normal numbers because more people are playing the game on the weekend compare to the rest of the week you schizoid.
        Shazamtroon really are the dumbest motherfrickers.

        The numbers have gone up, dude. Even if there's a dip due to the work week, there's clearly an unnatural upwards effect on the trend line. You genuinely think that hundreds of thousands of people played the game last weekend, then waited the whole work week, then started playing it again this weekend, with no dropoff whatsoever? That the game actually gained players the following weekend after a quarter of the playerbase stopped playing for an entire week? That's insane.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You genuinely think that hundreds of thousands of people played the game last weekend, then waited the whole work week,
          This fricking self report.
          Yes moron, a tone of people can't/don't have the energy to play video game during the week and enjoy their hobby during the weekend.
          The fact that you try to frame that as some insane thing is the most moronic shit I saw in a while.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You genuinely think that hundreds of thousands of people played the game last weekend, then waited the whole work week, then started playing it again this weekend, with no dropoff whatsoever?
          >waited the whole work week
          You dont "wait" the whole work week, you fricking "work" the whole work week. And then indulge in your hobbies during the weekend, yes. Fricking hell basement dwellers have all.but forgotten how the world works

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are just normal numbers because more people are playing the game on the weekend compare to the rest of the week you schizoid.
      Shazamtroon really are the dumbest motherfrickers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're also paying streamers and youtubers a bunch

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably have time to play since its sunday and all. Some of us actually work 6 days a week at times

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    !!! LOGIN !!! LOGIN !!! LOGIN !!!
    Whole board CTA has been called to bring the numbers to Hogwarts Shitgacy. It's All Hands On Dick!
    !!! LOGIN !!! LOGIN !!! LOGIN !!!

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many of them will finish the game?

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything I heard about the game in the mainstream was disgusting shit like toe sucking and gay bear sex. I guess that's what normies are into, and all the prudery they display on the streets is just bullshit.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hogwarts Legacy is one of the most anti-chud games out there. It's 1800s Scotland revised to be 80% non-white with superior black wizards and positive transgender representation with a transgender bartender.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pussy starved fake nerds come back for more fake d&d dating simulation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you FRICK HALFLINGS and GNOMES?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can, but can you?
        gay.
        Leviticus 20 13

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOWN DOWN DOWN BY THE RIVER

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already lads is this game worth picking up? I've never played a game like this before, how hard is it to get into and learn the systems?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game's great. Play on normal mode until you get a hang of all the systems, then work your way forward

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how hard is it to get into and learn the systems?
      not hard, it's fairly straightforward. Wouldn't recommend playing on ' tactician' (hard) to anyone though.
      It's worth picking up if you want a cozy point+click adventure game with a turn-based minigame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      5e is made for everyone just have a +3 into your primary attribute which the auto stat recommended button already does well enough
      Normal is on the easy side and tactician is easier than dos2 tact but some anons were having meltdowns but that might be sub human iq at work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say wait a few months for bugs to get patched and weird design decisions to be ironed out.
      Also, prior warning that you cannot create a custom party without janky workarounds. So if you don't want to deal with the abundant multiplayer jank in your singleplayer campaign, you're stuck with whatever companions Larians deigns to give you and the ugly ass Hirelings.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What race is most based for a first playthrough?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drow is great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Human

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paid shill 3

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like it's a very human response to hate being advertised to
    But it seems like the consumer base are creatures

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really cool of them organizing and having fun.
    Still not gonna play your furry game tho. Sorry.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I don't understand why this is important.

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just broke the all-time peak, 1 million soon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit raid my fellow Ganker homosexual, next question ?

      WE DID IT REDDIT

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    some of the stuff I am hearing about this game makes it sound like a low budget hentai game.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems to be some kind of campaign to increase the numbers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon, a conspiracy of more than 800k players to piss you off, you and only you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a conspiracy
        I don't know about you but

        reddit raid my fellow Ganker homosexual, next question ?

        sounds pretty straightforward to me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Protip: it's not a conspiracy if its an actual community organized event. moron.

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sisters. Please try to contain yourselves to two or three threads. I have nothing against this game or your values. You are being a bit petulant though. Thank you.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 4k players away from Potter

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BGsisters... the number was supposed to get bigger...

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think Ganker was this blown the frick out go woke go broke right fellas

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOGWARTS WON
    CHUDS WON
    ITS OVER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FACT: Nigwarts had more troony characters than based gate 3

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FACT: baldur's gay 3 had more gay relationships than based legacy

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker literally does not matter, its why I don’t believe anyone screaming shills about anything. This site is such a minority that its funny you remotely think any company gives a single shit about it.
    Someone got the image of the two morons screaming crash to the titanic already crashing than thinking they had power because its just true

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldurtroonys have gone awfully quiet all of a sudden??
    Oh, what happened, you were to wienery 20mins ago???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda fricking insane that Baldur's Gate 3 came within spitting distance of Harry Potter's All-Time playercount when Harry Potter is one of the most successful franchises of all time and D&D/WotC aren't even on the graph. That's a huge W.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frfr bussin no cap ong?
        aint no way little Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea 5 cent pajeets mass logging in with free keys sure is one hell of an inflator

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People aren't buying BG3 because of D&D.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fist of the north star higher than one piece and lotr
        that is something I can't fricking believe, how?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          One Piece shouldn't be a big surprise since that franchise is ass, and LotR shouldn't really surprise either because other than the books they haven't produced a good piece of media since the Peter Jackson trilogy. lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Counterpoint is fist of the north star is not that popular besides memes, and maybe in Japan to better degree, LOTR had a few succesful games like battle for middle earth or shadow of war/mordor.
            I can't think of an FoNS game that was that popular to generate 18b $. Is there som e shitty gacha for it?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              counter counterpoint, if you look at the way the chart is broken down, like 70% of Fist of the North Star's lifetime revenue has come from video games. if anything it's probably some arcade game from the 90's that Japanese teenagers through a bazillion dollars at, the same reason Pac-Man is so high on the same list.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >through
                *threw

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          FotN is kind of a national treasure in Japan. Everything related to it be it games, music, merch and so on sells incredibly well there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Gamefreak so much

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i know, dude. that chart always makes me wish for a KyoAni 2 at TPC and GameFreak HQ. they have all the money in the world and somehow the new Pokémon games/anime just get worse and worse. it's maddening.

          you fricking moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            woops, didn't mean to quote that post at the end there.
            i also forgot to mention Gundam being a very similar situation (except their anime are pretty good), they make a frick ton of money selling Gunpla but we haven't had a good Gundam game since Break 3 U.

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Ganker meltdown is continuing into another week i see. lol

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This player count is rigged, there's no way Joe-I mean Larian studios got this much support. I mean come on, there aren't even 1 million trannies in the entire US!
    I propose a recount, refund everyone's copy of Baldur's Gate 3 and see how many really buy it and play it, until then I will be weighing my legal options.

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >random massive increase on august 4
    totally real players 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie... people with jobs just got paid Friday, the playercount went up because a new wave of people were able to afford the game this weekend. How delusional and outta touch are you? lmaoo

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this influx of reddit Black folk and trannies
    lol
    lmao

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't have a cash shop so I bought. I have no other reason thus far to support the game. Hell, I'll probably never play it. I don't like the fantasy genre.

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ohnononono what happened to reaching 1 million?
    >Only made 70k sales on launch week
    HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FLOP.

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Failed to overtake Hogwarts
    Oof massive L for Baldurtroons. What happened to 1 million this weekend?

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bots
    >shills
    >massive rally campaign on Reddit
    >Tencent funding
    >Blackrock funding
    >paid off Steam
    >still couldn't beat Hogwarts
    TOP KEK. The sheep sho fell for this shit are moronic

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a conservative through and through. Can't wait to play the game, looks great

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people in 2023 would rather frick and shape-shifting half elf in bear form in a D&D gamethan have sex in real life

    We Weimar now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if thats generally true then it's to make room for the immigrants from the 3rd world

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, remember that when the pill was approved, it was sold as a means of population control, which at the time was seen as a good thing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          also all those moron children cropping up amongst the endemic western populations gives one pause for a hmmm...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          who would have guessed the most fertile place in the world would be the one with the least access to modern food amenities. surely this isn't the result of their consuming less processed sugar/hormone fed lifestock and an evolutionary need to be fertile cause they're still getting picked off in the middle of the night by lions when wandering the village after dark. lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they're still getting picked off in the middle of the night by lions when wandering the village after dark. lol
            no. It's because the pill was never successfully integrated into their societies. They still have traditional roles for women who tend to get pregant younger and have more children. This would have been considered the norm for most of human history, given a stable food supply (which Africa now has)

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When do I get to kill God?
    American fantasy is boring

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Videogames won
    Chuds and "modern developers" lost
    All is right in the world.

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people going to bed and waking up to play again?

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not even 1 million players
    failed troony game

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we did it reddit

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to pirate the game off Fitgirl Repack.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya install and use that miner

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        poorgay detected

        >2 Bearwieners have been deposited into your butthole

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you cant think of anyway to steal the game then taking it in the ass from fitgirl that's on you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There has never been a source or confirmation of fitgirl repacks having anything malicious in them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you fricking moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does that have to do with you posting any proof of fitgirl repacks being malicious like you claimed

            ya install and use that miner

            ya homosexual

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              whjy steal a potentially suspicious version when you can steal a DRM free version?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >whjy steal a potentially suspicious version
                it's not potentially suspicious in any way. still waiting on proof for that. been downloading from there for years with zero issues

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you mental case pirate the GOG version and kind of repack should be a very last resort

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        poorgay detected

        >not helping russians mine more money for the war effort
        What are you? Fricking gay or something?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i want russia to lose and i support Ukraine

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your loss

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what makes you think russia will stop at ukraine? what does anyone seek to gain from russia winning?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the want to own the libs

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope they invade to the Larian's HQ tbh. Hopefully the Russians can add an option to disable homosexuality.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what makes you think putin gives a single frick about some idiot game studio?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What makes you think Putin wouldn't give a frick about the most critically acclaimed game of the year? Obviously he gives a frick. Every chud (Putin) in the world gives a frick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the leader of a massive country surely gives a fricking about my piddly little interactive entertainment despite having much larger concerns
                he doesn't give a single frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what does anyone seek to gain from russia winning?
                total western glowBlack person death

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh so you want to see putin assraped by the US

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my problem, I want to see the numbers of loyal mutts weimerica has

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                russia can't even beat an impoverished nation what makes you think they stand a chance against the most well funded military in the world?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                weimerica is nothing without Withes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      poorgay detected

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    even with the woke content, the game is pretty entertaining

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The marketing budget is sustaining

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tencent doesn't even have a majority in the company
      >Somehow this mean they sold out to China

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obsidirones & Bethdrones are on suicide watch over BG3. Just ignore them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        im sure he's not pulling funding out of his ass so it has to come from somewhere even if shares are only a small part of it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't Wizards of the cost funding the game, it's their IP

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They funded it via selling early access for 60 dollars, they sold 1 million copies in a month. So in October 2020, they got roughly 50-60 million from Steam's cut being taken out obviously. Also using last game's success, OS2, to fund enough to give people a chunk of a game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            have the operational costs and wages been accounted for?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Private company, they don't need to talk about it at all. We still don't know OS2's lifetime sales, they commented on it around 2.5 million IIRC and that was its like first year.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                welll those figures are probably a non-issue anyway - the work is done, it's just bug fixing and expansions to work on now
                seems larian just has to not frick up consecutively to not lose their achievements

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Small
          30% is not small. Tencent shills are in full damage control every time this gets posted.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is 30% not small?

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People used to be happy when a good game comes out
    >These days when a game comes out it's swarmed by random people who for some reason want it to be bad and screech at people who like it
    >They spend hours and hours of their day, every day, trying to start arguments, disrupt conversations, and spamming all forms of schizo rants about the game to try and harm it's reputation

    it's all so tiresome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't use the general on /vg/ to discuss the game he cares about
      you're really missing out. there has been no discussion of video games on Ganker for a very long time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly wish more generals were usable and weren't containment zones for ritual posting and attention whoring.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          early in the games life they are very good. you're missing out if you're not there right now. as time goes on it will become unusable.

  126. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking CHRIST this is NOT supposed to fricking happen. RTwP is fricking DEAD after this. D:OS2 made waves but this is fricking definitive. I'm so fricking mad

  127. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you get anything cool from spooky Thay tome?
    all I got was inspiration and hissy from gay vampire

  128. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread truly is a microcosm of Ganker isn't it. Baldur's Gate 3 is simultaneously manifesting on all upper planes of astral autism, being a troony chud game that is based and also degenerate. It's selling really well and bombing at the same time. You're a moron if you think it's a good game, so anyway why aren't you playing it right now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You're a moron if you think it's a good game
      come on now not everyone has the same shit taste bro.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone saying the game is based in any way shape or form is just someone that doesn't belong here that is trying to blend in

  129. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't wait for the Nintendo seethe when their DLC doesn't win GOTY

  130. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >suffering from success
    of the frick irony welcome modern company get frick

  131. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic troons think they are owning /misc/
    you goys can't be serious, you can't ignore the agenda of journalists forever

  132. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake activity.

  133. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer amount of seething from jap semenslurpers the last couple of weeks has been glorious

  134. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game deserves it, absolutely mind-blowing the work and detail and work put into it

  135. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing all week but my review is negative for all the sexual freak shit while ignoring breasts bigger than c cup

  136. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are normies loving it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's popular.

  137. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that this game is mindbreaking such a large number of Gankertards is gloriuous.
    Never change.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit game with quarter-billion budget is mass-marketed to normies.
      >Normies pick at shit game.
      >Normies move on to other shit game in a month.
      Yes, Gankertards dislike the fact that the gaming industry has slowly moved towards a sociopathic consooooomer model of producing uninspired shit and convincing basedcattle to pay for it. BG fans were looking for a solid successor to the narrative, gameplay and aesthetics of their favorite game and Larian couldn't deliver it. No surprises there.

      Note, this isn't a critique of the game in it's own right -- I don't think nearly as many people would be complaining about BG3 if it were simply called something else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the homosexuals that talk about Shazam out of nowhere are some broken people. That shill hype train getting derailed broke too many and now they are making up shit
      Everyone forgot the woke part is the devs being anti white for some reason

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        people who talk about
        >Shazam
        >Barry
        >MetaJini
        >Ellie
        are all SUPER mindbroken. that shit'll keep them awake if they frick around and accidentally start thinking about it while they're trying to fall asleep at night. lmao

  138. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing the game: goty!
    not playing the game: reddit troony game!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is a troony in the game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, in a circus giving you a quest to find a clown lmao

  139. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mindbroke
    >mindbroken
    >mindbreaking
    WTF kind of homosexual talk it this? I've now added these to my filter so goodbye forever lol

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