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The frick.
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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      armor woman has me acting different

      I fricking love ladyknights

      Based

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    armor woman has me acting different

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love ladyknights

      would

      Good taste

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wasted half of my weekend fighting this piece of shit

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love ladyknights

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not getting enough dick from Messmer.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the swordswoman sister also the better spellcaster?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rennala at the top of her game would have been so much worse. Ranni's magical defense system that conjured up a MEMORY of her mom was stronger than some demigods, and neither you or Sellen could actually kill her.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >try to parry
    >her attack whiffs so parry has nothing to parry
    >stuck in parry animation
    >next attack in combo naturally hits
    >stagger
    >eat the rest of the combo
    Frick this c**t.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why these guys' queen was so weak while some random knight in their army could solo the gods in the main game?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue, i just stunned her to death, easy as frick. no summons involved so i did beat the boss.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stunning the boss means you didn't beat it, try without abusing that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but against the lion i struggled a fricking lot, holy shit hes ANNOYING, so far i didnt beat anyone other than those 2 bosses.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wait til you get to putrescent knight

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Putrescent Knight is one of those things that make people choose the Frenzied Flame.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >couldn't beat her without cheesing

      I summoned 3 friends.. it was pretty easy to be honest!

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    isn't poise breaking part of the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So are summons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i mean even with stunning i struggled a bit till i found exactly when i could stun her, i died like 10 times before it, she just two shots or one shot depending on the move on the 2nd phase, pure cancer, for me.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am once again asking for any advice on how the frick I'm supposed to dodge her strings especially in phase 2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Circle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Knock her out of them or back away from them and punish her when she's done, she also can't turn them super well.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She has literally 180 me several times during that I don't know how that isn't turning well.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta get behind her man, what are you hitting her with?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm using the curved twin swords the omen looking dudes drop on a Faith build, I try and roll behind her and phase 2 she roll turns instantly and can one shot me even with 5 scadutree blessings, I cannot even understand what I'm doing wrong besides doing this shit solo at all.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I wish I could be more helpful but the closest equivalent to those weapons I used didn't work well because she seems to have hyperarmor on a lot of her attacks and she doesn't stagger at a stiff breeze like Malenia does (and runs faster), so I switched to a big rock on a stick and smashed her down with it. She can't do combos if she's staggered.

              That's some bullshit, certain attacks might overswing if you're right up in her armpit, but she still turns on a dime mid-combo.

              >she also can't turn them super well.
              This is an absolute fricking lie.

              You gotta fishhook around her. I can't describe it super well, but she'll turn to follow one line of your motion and miss you if you then juke another way and do it right. I was using it to get in charged Giant Crusher R2s.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I wish I could be more helpful but the closest equivalent to those weapons I used didn't work well because she seems to have hyperarmor on a lot of her attacks and she doesn't stagger at a stiff breeze like Malenia does (and runs faster), so I switched to a big rock on a stick and smashed her down with it. She can't do combos if she's staggered.

              [...]
              [...]
              You gotta fishhook around her. I can't describe it super well, but she'll turn to follow one line of your motion and miss you if you then juke another way and do it right. I was using it to get in charged Giant Crusher R2s.

              But perseverance paid off, I just killed her finally. Second phase I mostly just played stupidly safe except when she did her most punishable attacks, still had trouble with some dodges due to just how long she went but at least she's dead.. Level 101 NG for reference.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nicely done. Yeah, sometimes you just have to play defensive, sip when you're hurt, and wait for the boss to frick up so you can smack it. Do you have two of those swords and just switched back to your Gravel Seal to cast something, or were you doing this with one curved sword? That's nuts if you were.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Those are the paired curved swords from the omen dudes in Belurat so two handing gives me both, there's a guaranteed one from the one in the swamp at the bottom I think. It's the best faith weapon I've found so far outside the Lightning Perfume. The seal in this fight I just used to cast Golden Vow honestly, I tried to use Lightning spells during it but it's not worth it at 47 faith only.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh neat, I definitely picked those up, I didn't realize they were paired for some reason. What's the scaling like?

                >Knock her out of them
                lol

                Yeah. It's what I did and it worked. I took a Giant Crusher with Cragblade on it and I hit her and she stopped swinging.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Pure physical for a mix of Str/Dex/Fai leaning Dex, I'm not optimized for them at all but I love the R1s. The most disappointing weapon so far for faith are the Death Knight Twin Axes, they are literally just a shitty copypaste of the Winged Knight Twin Axes moveset from Dark Souls 3 which means barely any range compared to other paired weapons.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Funny, I actually really like my Death Knight Twin Axes because their weapon art feels like it fixes everything I disliked about the Winged Knight Twinaxes. May I offer you a weapon suggestion? Banished Knight Halberd, Flame Art infused, Black Flame Tornado as the Weapon Art. If you ever need to stand your ground somewhere that thing is a very solid tool ith good Faith scaling.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Did you summon?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I literally said I didn't in my sperg out b***hing about the boss, turns out just b***hing about it gave me the grit to actually beat it though.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Anger literally makes a Faith Build stronger
                Kino.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's some bullshit, certain attacks might overswing if you're right up in her armpit, but she still turns on a dime mid-combo.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >she also can't turn them super well.
        This is an absolute fricking lie.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Knock her out of them
        lol

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried hitting her?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >uses buffs
      >jump+r2 cragblade cheese
      lmao did you think you beat her? try again kid

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who found the Black Iron Greathammer and thinks this thing is absolutely great? What a beauty!

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    her problem is black knife tiche who is protecting me her precious baby boy

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rollcatch: the boss

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone complaining about endless combos, random delays and strings
    >literally just roll inward to her right and hit rolling r1 to punish mid-combo
    >when it starts at a bad time just back space/sprint away
    Boss is easy when you're not a scrub mashing the roll button. Can't wait to see you same homosexuals complaining about her getting nerfed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's unbelievable how there are still people who are scared of rolling towards the bosses, especially when so many also have moves to punish you if you panicroll to try and make distance. Like this is a concept that even if you've never picked up a souls game before you learn fighting Margit

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just summoned Tiche, easy game

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I curbstomped her with my mimic on second try. Frick this poorly design gameplay.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what would this game be like without summons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just summoned Tiche, easy game

      rollcatch: the boss

      I am once again asking for any advice on how the frick I'm supposed to dodge her strings especially in phase 2

      https://i.imgur.com/IgnCMBd.jpeg

      What.
      The frick.
      Is her problem.

      get gud

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you beat her? I approve of what you're doing, if she wants to spam attacks and bullshit she deserves to get frozen and bled.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, I just couldn't fit it in the webm

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just an FYI, but webbum size limits went up to 4MB a while ago. You probably could have fit a bit more in there.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do you kill the later dickermans? You cant damage their legs so I thought you were supposed to get up high and hit them but you fall out and die if you try that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You throw fire pots into their brazier. A note tells you to do that next to the Shadow Keep entrance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You throw fire pots into their brazier. A note tells you to do that next to the Shadow Keep entrance.

      don't bother with fire pots, use furnace pots. way faster
      >why does fire hurt fire golems
      idk

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Presumably it's overloading them or something.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    spent an embarrasing amount of hours today to beat her
    fun fight tbqh

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's telling you to use a shield. Why aren't you listening?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has no lines, fromsoft couldn't even have Rennala's va do her voice. Also wouldn't it have easier to tie her to the basegane by having her be Ranni's teacher Renna?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what a cop out. She feels like some random npc invader.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hit her with melee attacks
    >shoot her with pully crossbow and fire pots when she starts cast spamming

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing with her armor and weapons, shit's kino.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ok here's my midwit method to beating rellana that's overly convoluted and honestly kind of moronic
    >get faith build
    >get scarlet aeonia (scarlet rot on direct hit) and lightning spear (she's standing on a puddle)
    >get incantation dmg and casting speed talisman and light roll
    >get erdtree and gravelstone seal
    >start fight, lightning spear until she's 65% health
    >scarlet aeonia to apply rot and hope she doesnt kill you
    >start 2nd phase, continue spam lightning spear
    >rot exist so you can play more conservatively in her more spastic 2nd phase
    there done, the only entrance cost to this strat (if youre not a faith build already) is having more than a few larval tear on the ready

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She buttfricked me until I changed to the stance ash of war you get in the dlc (dont remember the name). The R2 with the stance does a lot of poise and regular damage. Plus you get to jump over a lot of her attacks and look rad as hell.
    It ended up being a very kino fight.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >summon the knight right outside her door
    >summon my mimic tear
    >keep her permanently stunlocked except for when the game briefly demands she be freed
    easy

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