What the frick was his problem?
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What the frick was his problem?
What the frick was his problem?
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>remembering that autistic thing you did in middle school
did anyone else wear fingerless gloves
finglesses are fine
I had Darth Maul fingerless gloves
yeah yours truly 😕
Worse, much worse. I wore speedo brand swimming goggles on my head because I was really into digimon.
Lol same.
legend
They were homeless man gloves
I had long hair and wore a bandana like Rambo.
I used to be an autist about making things with duct tape (like wallets and flowers, gay shit), and I made one out of duct tape. I brought it to school in my backpack but I must have astral projected myself back as an adult to act as my own conscious and didn't go through with taking it out.
The few times I remember seeing a kid pull out a duct tape wallet the handful of kids that cared enough to even pay attention to it thought it was neat.
yea the bone ones even. who gives a frick.
>wore fingerless gloves and a beanie all the time
>unironically wore one of those 3 wolves howling at the moon t-shirts
>Had one of those t-shirts with flames
>Wore socks with sandals all the time
>randomly decided to stop after 6 months of that bullshit
i used to go to middle school in a suit and tie and kids would call me a pastor
Are you black?
white but it was a 70% black school
you could've owned it, blessing kids lunches and calling them 'my son'
I wore those flame shirts like Guy Fieri
I spiked my hair
I wore a trench coat and fedora unironically. I still want to kill myself.
i hit puberty early and cavemanmaxxd everyone else looked like kids while i looked like a fricking gorilla walking around
I got a caeser cut, transition lense, and wore some dr house ass jacket. I had like 10 of those jackets in different colors but I’d wear it over a gaming or punk rock shirt like a blink 182 tee.
No, I wore dragon shirts instead
>“Want me to sit on your eyebrows tonight?”
>say nothing like a moron
Probably the peak of my autism
What the frick kind of question is that
>Do you want to eat my pussy tonight?
Is what she meant. I didn’t get what she meant at first either. She was hot but tbf I probably dodged a bullet considering that’s prostitute behaviour and she was a bong
this but being 33 and remembering the autistic thing you did at age 25
This but being 37 and remembering the autistic things I did a few months ago.
I used to wear the Full Metal Alchemist pocket watch the state military guys have. I thought I looked cool taking it out flipping it open
I was a wigger for 9 months, then I went straight to asking alexandria at their peak. Middle school is a strange place
Me remembering that time I stole a kid’s copy of Sonic Advance
>in 1st grade
>kid got his game taken away by the substitute teacher
>hatch a devious idea
>ask teacher if I can get a pencil or pen (I forgot exactly) from the desk while everyone’s heading to lunch
>take the game from the desk
>cut to when it’s time to give it back
>teacher goes like “i don’t know where it went sorry”
>kid is upset but more disappointed than fuming
>I stole a video game and got away with it
>trade it for sonic rush a couple years later anyway
the game was pretty fun but i stole I coveted and sinned at the age of 7.
Frick
wore a medieval cape around the school (I lived near it and could walk there) and got noticed by football players
I did so many fricking autistic things in middle school, I'm glad I managed to repress most of those memories.
Tell us a good one, anon; if you’d kindly.
>Me turning 30 having accomplished nothing.
>girl i was interested in asking me which movies do I like and If I want to come over and watch together with her
>dumbass me nervously declined and said I had other stuffs to do after school
She was going to rape you
You dodged a bullet
>asian girl got a new haircut with bangs
>tell her it makes her look more asian
honestly I blame my parents for not socializing me
>sold yoyo tricks with my own stand in the street
>did them with yoyoball
YOU CAN DO IT AAAAAALLLLL!
I've forgotten my grandmother's face but I remember the Yoyoball jingle
I was a brony
Which pony did you clop to the most?
>did
>implying
Rarity
I really got into Hotel Dusk and Persona 3 during that age for some reason, so I spent a good chunk of those years doing Kyle Hyde's hand gestures when talking yes even the pauses when the animation ends, while walking around wearing knockoff audio technica earfit headphones like the P3 Protag.
that autistic thing you did in middle school
I'm so old that I can't even remember anything from school.
Oh boy, a list in no particular order:
>"Sonic" ran for a few months (it was just the Naruto run, in hindsight)
>had a weird quirk where I'd befriend someone, then befriend their sibling, then tell the first friend outright that I like the sibling more
>thought holding ball-shaped objects in front of my crotch was peak-funny, and would do it all the time, even when it pissed people/friends off
>100% of my friends up until high school were only my friends because I wanted to play with the shit they had, and so all my visits to them were just a way to hide I wanted to play with their PS1 or DS or whatever
>got obsessed with how sensitive the jugular vein on the side of the neck is and would tug at it on friends
>joined the music class a whole year late because the school fricked up my schedule in the first year, then I promptly learned zero musical skills in that entire year, ending with a grade of like 10%
>took the MENSA test, aced the shit I actually filled out, but got bored and skipped through most of it, leaving it blank
>hissed at our neurotic cat who already attacks everyone for no reason, and got scratched to hell
>used canned air to freeze a fly in the sink, then froze it some more until the whole can was empty, then tried to set fire to the fly since it's frozen, but WHOOPS, that stuff's flammable and the whole sink basically exploded (no damage though.)
>prank called my dad and called him a butthole while literally at a next door neighbor's house and making no effort to hide my voice or even make the prank funny
>memorized the entire alphabet from Tales of Destiny 2 just so I can read the beginning of the game and see what Meredy (Melody? Old-ass JRPG, could go either way) was saying. Thought it was really funny because she's dead-serious about the end of the world(s) and everyone's thinking she's just being cute
>if someone messed with my stuff, even just a minor inconvenience, I'd throw it away. I did this a lot
(me)
>copied the "thank you very much!" jingle that Thing 1 and 2 said in the Cat in the Hat game for about a year, saying it the same exact way every time
>randomly told a girl I hated her hair for no reason (in hindsight, it was a stupid haircut, she cut her hair short.)
>had a huge crush on Medli from Wind Waker and would tell everyone
>the first time I ever got a useful amount of money for a birthday, I brought it to school and gave it away for some reason, mostly to people I barely know, despite 100% wanting the GBA. After giving away about half of it, it was stolen. Oops. They weren't even from the school, my guess is some kid must've told their older siblings where to find me or something
>told a random popular kid I can make myself fart. I meant to say burp, but even that would've been cringetastic
>have a raging inflation fetish, mom was watching Dude, Where's My Car and I heard the ending had breast expansion, so I told her to fast forward to the end so I can see a "funny part
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Had to burn some time IRL, so I typed all this up.
he just fell off the blighttown elevator again
me on my last playthrough, holy frick I died like 20 times trying to get out of blighttown and whenever I made progress I got greedy and did something stupid fighting the zombie dragon and dying again (like thrice) instead of just resting in firelink.
He unequipped his F&P ring
Someone on Ganker had a different opinion to him
He's losing his memory and sense of identity from going hollow
dumbest take so far, holy shit
moron
Source?
t. faagi vidya
You're supposed to give a response consisting of detached irony, sarcasm, or snark in the vain hope of (you)s, not a somewhat thoughtful response
What? You haven't been paying attention to the thread, you're supposed to vent a personal regret from your youth.
You have no media literacy.
mom found the dung pies
literally me
mom forgot the bbq sauce with his tendies
Damn bro....
For a moment there I thought "this homie lived 36.02 degrees without a gf"
>whatcha thinkin about?
>souls
>yeah, same
>Oh, you're blackpilled?
He said "You too" in response to a worker saying "Enjoy your meal", and he can't stop thinking about it.
>remembering that he has to avoid that part of the city for the next six years
I don't blame him
He’s got all them teeth, and no toothbrush
No humanity
He was targeted by gangstalkers.
mom burned the hot pockets again
he lost all his money on crypto, go easy on him
He made a DS2 bait thread but it died on page 10 with 0 replies again
He expected the 8th souls game to be different from the last 7
he's just thinking about the israelites
>tfw hollowing in real life
So why did all these hollows congregate in New Londo? Is it a mother's basement analogy?
the humanity in the abyss beckoned them
>tfw Steam Deck can emulate switch games
he died with 11 humanity and 70k souls in the undead parish
me when I wake up in a cat body and my memories of my past life slowly begin to fade
His life had been ruined.
He's literally me. That's the problem.
He was misgendered