What the frick were they thinking with 64 rainbow road? This is such a slog to play through.

What the frick were they thinking with 64 rainbow road? This is such a slog to play through. Easily the worst mario kart track.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always liked it because if you do a hop at the exact right time when going down the first big hill, you'll fly through the air for a bit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      only moronic kids and fat people did that

      true chads pulled the hop off angled to the left perfectly to fly over to the other side and skip half the lap.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why then are all obsessive speedrunners today fat and moronic kids grown up?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best Mario Kart 64 speedrunner on earth is a skinny tall dude with a software engineering job.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically everyone is fat today.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeeeeeeeeeeeee

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how it feels perfect in F-Zero X

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of Mario Kart 64 is a slog.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Most of the tracks should've been shortened.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Most of the tracks should've been shortened.

      Mario/Luigi/Royal circuits are still the best MK tracks ever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Most of the tracks should've been shortened.

      Are you guys too stupid to drift boost or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the longer tracks and I wish they wouldn’t have made them shorter in later games where every race is over in less than 2 minutes. The longer tracks really make each race feel like an event.
      Also, 64’s Rainbow Road is not only the best track in the game, but one of the best in the entire series.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being longer is the appeal, specially when its the final race after playing the other ones with people.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    allergic to sovl much? the track is about the atmosphere and being a fitting end track

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rainbow road is great

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mean to defend bad design, but I think Rainbow Road is meant to be a massive pain in the ass. It's the final track. Plus MK 64 has much worse tracks. The snow one is absolutely fricking egregious. Nintendo clearly spent one weekend on that piece of shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That snow level and those giant penguins can get fricked. Yoshi valley a complete fricking shitfest as well with the different paths and many pitfalls.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can definitely frick you up, but only rarely if you actually know how to play. Beginners get btfo by them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the yoshi stage is the best, what is wrong with you anon?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing is they put the guard rail on.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This track is so fun, you gotta play the long game, or risk the jump of faith. OP is a homosexual as per usual.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting an N64 on wednesday and playing mario kart 64 for the first time bros

    what am I in for?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last Mario Kart that can rightfully be called great.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was great at the time because of the novelty of 3d. It really isn't: all the characters are sprites and. Best tracks are Wario Stadium and Bowser's Castle. 4 player multiplayer sucks because they have to switch off the music as a compromise and all you hear is 4 buzzing karts. It's fun, but I like Double Dash and the DS one better.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the characters are sprites
        How is this a bad thing?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bowser's Castle sucks

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they have to switch off the music as a compromise
        What? Is that some sort of bizarre technical limitation?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suspect it was. There's probably less detail on the tracks in 4-player mode as well. Diddy Kong Racing and Snowboard Kids managed to keep the music on during 4 player mode, so Nintendo sucks at programming for their own console, basically.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure DKR does the opposite and disables sound for other players in favor of keeping the music

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, unlike every other console before and since the N64 doesn't actually have dedicated sound hardware, so turning off the music leaves more CPU for game logic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disappointment, unless you're playing with friends.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the last mario kart games, they add motorcycles later. Shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI will cheat and always be on your ass regardless what you throw at them, and if you fall behind too much for some reason it becomes impossible to recover for that race.

      I love Mario Kart 64 but understand that this is pure nostalgia on my part, going back to it won't be that great

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rubberbanding sucks. Most satisfying thing was using a lightning powerrub or some red shells on your direct opponent right before the big jump in Wario stadium. They'd falll in it and it would put them half a lap behind and lose them some points if you could do it in the final lap and finish quickly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just stick to time trials and multiplayer then? GP circuits are the least interesting part of the game.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is definitely the best stage in the game, the music is killer too.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do was to remove the rail on a few parts for a bit of challenge.
    Driving along this long ass completely flat track without any danger aside the occasional chain chomp is a bit unenthusing compared to other tracks. Some parts where you can fall down would have helped with this

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL MISS YOU AGAAAAAAAAIIIINNN UNCLEEEE3

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More time to enjoy the beautiful visuals and most perfect song

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