what was her fricking problem?

what was her fricking problem?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    canonically less sexier than henchmens

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's too old

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS2 feet didn't age well

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was all we had.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest v, is Godhand really THAT good?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Looks boring and moronic

        t. not Alexander

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top 3 videogame

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, better than any Nintendo game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being butthurt stupid frick

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ? Why the angry cope? Nintendo games don't try to be this good, they aren't designed for it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2nd Best game ever made. First is portrait of ruin

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You better not be pulling a fast one on me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its great, learn the nuanced mechanics, go for 100%. Try Lv1 hard new game

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well shit, if they pull their cards right with the partner puzzles i think i'm going to enjoy this

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              frick, wrong screen because of moronic fullscreen delay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          best game ever? no
          very solid though
          it has quite a few reused assets, the anime portraits instead of ayami kojima's artworks are a small hit to the game, other than those the game is aces

          that said, you're downloading a file with (Supremacy) in the title, is that a modded version of the game?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You better not be pulling a fast one on me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't love the portraits, they were too linear and replaced having an interesting castle for the most part, having them be basically repeated right before the end was also somewhat of a letdown.
        It does have a lot of soul and cute little details like the special animations the characters do when you hold up and the reaction you get for doing them in front of the shopkeeper and having 95% of the bosses from dawn just cause they had them but overall I found it a bit lacking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, better than any Nintendo game.

        Looks boring and moronic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I need my games Le MATURE and REALISTIC and heckin CINEMATIC

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              u r mr gay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He said while jerking off God of War.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've bounced off of it about a dozen times, so at this rate i'll never know.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer moment, any game with tank controls is BAD! But any game with dual analog is GOOD, even the one that play like shit (Bethesda and Rockstar)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's the opinion of someone who's played it for an hour.
          this is the opinion of someone who's played it for thirty hours.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      The final fight with Azel peak vidya.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The controls are weird at first but you'll just "get it" after a while and it'll make sense why the controls are the way they are. Dodging attacks and doing combos is very satisfying. The game has a lot of unique charm with its b-movie tier dialogue, fun music, unusual environments and settings, and so on. The game is also really challenging, in a fun way, and the game has a mechanic where it gets harder the better you're doing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's also really THAT hard.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s at LEAST 8/10. For all of its flaws, it’s still a really awesome experience.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a game that feels really, really good when you're doing good, which very few games actually accomplish. Theres nothing like juggling people and then blasting them into buildings after breaking their guard or styling on a demon that can easily 1 shot you. It also has the most perfect difficulty adjustment mechanic and I'm surprised that no other game has ever emulated it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a game that tunes itself up for higher skilled play. It's the adaptive difficulty which elevates it. The better you are, the better the game is, and not in a shitty way like re4 or max payne.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best part about GH is that it tells you explicitly what your difficulty is, and you can lower it whenever you feel like it (if you're a b***h).

          Shit like RE adaptive difficulty actually feels more artificial even though it's 'out of the way', as soon as you realize that missing shots makes zombies die quicker you think the game is just fricking moronic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Cave Story had a similar system going

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difficulty increasing and decreasing based on how good your doing really makes the game amazing. Having the game throwing everything at you and still styling on it is an incredible feeling.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I LOVE IT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, shitty fotm meme game shilled by ecelebs. Sekiro is better

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try again without any buzzwords this time, zoomie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        buzzwords aside, Sekiro is actually an apt comparison to Godhand. i'd say they're equally good but, of course, have a different tone entirely.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a really good game that people were mostly excited to discover and spread the word about. It's worth playing, but to really get the hype, you had to be there. I wish that British review of it that got a lot of people talking about the game was still up, I haven't been able to find it in years.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqB5LUKh8A

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She threatened him with an axe in the tub, wish he egged her on so she wouldve stood up and chased him

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was too bland for such a zany game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      tiddies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/f4GJIkC.png

      what was her fricking problem?

      I need more porn of her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        well keep getting it. you gotten it before

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        like 80% of her porn was commissioned by the funi youtube man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her design is too normal.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is this archetype called anyway

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          caucasian chick

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this game just 3D double dragon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Closer comparison is a vastly upgraded crossed swords with 3D movement.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you have touched Double Dragon in your life.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I slap butts as slowly as possible so you get the full butt jiggle animation

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be a b***h too if your parents named you Olivia.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought this game due to all the godhand comic edits and still never past halfway.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's genuinely a horrible game that people pretend to like.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Game is bad because you can do this specific cheese

      Hmm... I think I know this poster...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any game that has enemies with this much health is dogshit. No exceptions.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd love to see the original footage of that webm, he's going a KMS run it wouldn't surprise me if he's still using the lvl 1 side kick

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's literally from the world record speedrun of the game on youtube. That is the most efficient and safe way to play this garbage.

            Maybe because the guy is spamming one of the lowest damage hits in the game, eh?

            You're trying really hard, anon.

            He's spamming it because it's the only safe move without activating god mode or using the cutscene attack wheel.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Takes challenge mode speedrun content and uses it as an example of normal gameplay
              >Not even his own gameplay
              >Probably never even played the game

              So typical.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's an example of the highest level of gameplay. Notice how it's incredibly unfun and shitty because the game was really poorly made.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and Dark souls 3 level 1 fists only is indicative of how boring and stale that game is, gotcha. God, you're so dull. At least try to have better bait.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                KMS is an intentionally placed challenge by the developers. One they clearly didn't think about much since the game falls apart attempting it on hard mode.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fists are intentionally placed in the game by the developers, one that falls apart when you attempt to beat it with them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game has no acknowledgement of you doing a fists only run. There's no indication the developers thought that was a suitable challenge.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You get rewarded for doing a KMS run for beating it in any difficulty, not just hard, therefore there is no specific acknowledgement of doing a hard kick me run, you're only doing it for a self-imposed challenge.

                You can also do it on a NG+.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's like saying DMC3 is poorly made because the speedrun abuses Beowulf's kick, but i'm sure you'll agree

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least it has choices and challenge modes in combat, unlike modern "action" games like fricking FFXV that are just glorified button mashers.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe because the guy is spamming one of the lowest damage hits in the game, eh?

          You're trying really hard, anon.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that place reeked

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I play games to completion just to make webms where I complain that they're bad
    myg0t kid level autism

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She knows she the cutest girl alive and is basically a goddess in the wastes with the biggest simp as her bodyguard

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